Thread 211926381

*american stubs his toe*
>Ah in Germany ve don’t cry like small child over stubbing toe. You Americans cannot even afford free healthcare and you sink in university debt just for get treatment, ja? Your country full of cardboard houses, no sidewalks, no trains.. only car addiction everywhere. No wonder you so clumsy! You put corn syrup in all food, eat huge portions, then complain about obesity. You tip because you refuse to pay fair wages, can’t even drink before 21, and show off your white teeth like this fix your lack of culture! You stuck with your silly two-party system, very religious, don't use metric system, and can’t even handle ze roundabouts! Ah and don’t forget your daily pledge of allegiance, school shootings, no paid time off, prices without tax, and stupid circumcision habit! Maybe next time you stub your toe, try face real problems instead of acting like little baby, ja?

>>211926381 (OP)
I look like that and after say that

>>211926381 (OP)
>*american stubs his toe*
OH MY GOD IS THE WALL OKAY?!

>>211926381 (OP)
I hate them and their smug ESL mistakes so much

>>211926381 (OP)
Why are they like this unironically?

they really do be like dis

>>211926421
Done.

>>211926381 (OP)
German (me)
>Says nothing
You (an idiot)
>Humiliates himself by validating stereotypes that just as well apply to his own country, to a greater degree even

>>211926381 (OP)
I would never say that

>>211926600
What would (You) say?

>>211926600
You would to us, even though America has never hurt Germany you harbor a pathologic hatred of our way of life

>>211926645
Fuck the pipeline destroying Zionist state "USA" that spreads identity politics world wide and creates worldwide inflation via the petrodollar.

they really do be like that

>>211926681
hello ahmed

>>211926381 (OP)
Is he wrong though?

>>211926790
No, that's why Ameridogs are so angry about it. They can't stand the thought of places being nicer than their own

>>211926681
hello adolf

>>211926835
He passes in Turkey. Pure autism.

>>211926765
I didn't care about the usa until you destroyed the pipeline.

>>211926835
Hallo

>>211926820
Indeed, 3/20 replies are Americans, we are seething at it all right

>>211926381 (OP)
It really do be like that

>>211926381 (OP)
I say all of those things and look like that but I don't wear a t-shirt with Germany's flag

>>211926681
Stop financing Russia you stupid kraut

>>211926969
what a chad

>>211926969
Crazy to think he'll go mad defending ngubu who got a German passport last week but would never back down to a yank

>>211926992
How about I cooperate with Russia and we fuck you up and enslave you for resources you little 10 million minus migrants shithole?

>>211927114
Yanks don't want to live in Germany

>>211927382
Yanks would sacrifice a bunch of chins to live in Germany.

>>211927397
like those chins in Korean plastic surgery hospital pillars?

>>211927569
EXACTERY

>>211926410
>is the wall okay?
Nah the entire house fell down

>>211928121
OH NOEZ HOW COULD THIS LE HAPPEN

>>211928128
it was made of wood, rather than brick

>>211927114
They will call ahmed that just raped 20 local women a German before someone with full German ancestry living in the Midwest. Sad! But true
>>211927397
Unless they have German ancestry it’s typically just the faggy types so you can have them

>>211928221
This is Russian propaganda.

>>211928221
>Unless they have German ancestry it’s typically just the faggy types

This describes every "white" person in the usa

American liberal women DREAM OF German fuckable penis in walkable cities

>>211928244
I don’t care about no damn Russian nigga
>>211928255
Go back to your country to marry your cousin and worship your pigfucker “prophet” mehmet

>>211928476
You're giving out some tough love but I just wanted you to know that I see you and I hear you. You are heard.

>>211926381 (OP)
You sound and look the same, but people view you as a non-threatening because you never killed da Joos and cool because you smoke and wear turtleneck sweaters.

>>211926381 (OP)
that was uncalled for, but i guess he isn't wrong either

>>211926790
some points are correct but others aren't. It's one thing to say the US depends too much on cars but claiming that trains and sidewalks don't exist at all is retarded. same with the Corn Syrup part. yes, there is an over usage of Corn Syrup, but it isn't in literally everything. you can buy food in the US that doesn't have Corn Syrup in it

germs really be like that

>>211926381 (OP)
I look like this and I say that

>>211926381 (OP)
I am german and I approve this message.

>>211928221
Self proclaimed "'germans"" that can''t even speak the language are rightfully seen as lolcow-tier retards by OG germans

>>211928476
>somebody posts under an EU flag
>THIS ANON MUST BE A MUSLIM
you're like the Finnish SAAR spammer who thinks everybody on the board is an Indian

>>211926381 (OP)
American responds
>Germans don’t eat spicy food
*German explodes on the spot*

also, funny how Americans love to make fun of Euros for having immigrants even though the immigrant problem in the US isn't any better

>>211932094
Kys traitor

>>211932120
not being a hypocrite is being a traiotr?

>>211932170
It’s not hypocrisy because the context and kind of migrants are totally different. America was a country destination of immigrants for centuries whereas Europe was always a continent of emigration with no tradition of accepting migrants and only started a couple decades ago. The kind of migrants Europe accepts are usually brown male rapist and groomers who absorb 80% of their self-lauded social services and also hate their host countries and even admit that what they are attempting to do is conquest and colonization. Meanwhile migration to America is still somewhat merit based and the people coming here say they are doing so for money, without any pretense of trying to “take America over” and also can’t rape and abuse our native White population as bad.

>>211927114
>he'll go mad defending ngubu who got a German passport last week
no one does this though

>>211927397
Fuck no lmao. Never met an American my whole life who’s want to live there. You are delusional.

>>211926969
https://youtu.be/WHc6beJJXAc
Only about 20 million White people in the USA self-Identify as White Americans ethnically whereas 190 million White Americans identify as being Ethnically European America ie Anglo-American, German-American, Irish-American, Italian-American, Polish-American, etc.

So the reality is that most Amercians still themselves as European-Diaspora from various European countries. Not just White American as if “White American” is an ethnicity.

>>211932473
>who’s want
LOL

>>211932773
Turko-Kraut mental breakdown

>>211932810
Missed my vaccine.

>>211932823
Good

>>211931624
What are you talking about? Outside of a few incels on 4chan every German considers people like Bruce Willis and Sandra Bullock German because of their mothers. Same with Kirsten Dunst or Giselle Bündchen.

>211933277
lame bait

>>211926418
WTF is that golem build???

>>211926381 (OP)
>stupid circumcision habit
valid desu

>>211927397
I wouldn’t mind living in Austria or Switzerland as they generally seem ok but actual Germans are insufferable and weird