Cheadle edition

the raping of my arse

first

>>211926575 (OP)
wrong cheadle you mong

Hate how greasy and sticky suncream makes me

>>211926575 (OP)
You's.

What browser do you use?

Considering a spot of bottoming

>>211926591
erm... no it's not...

>>211926604
i dont

>>211926590
oh my daaaays you have been done

Considering a spot of topping

tryning out spotify again their recommendation algorithm is a lot better now probably thanks to AI, it used to be so dogshit that i just stopped using it

ahaha great stuff

considering a spot of raping (of my arse)

get two days off a week and I use it to cook food for the rest of the week and do borderline essential chores
reckon humanity had it right the last 10,000 years when we decided that men would make the money and women would do the domestic work

haha he's gay and horny still the joke is gay sex laughing out loud

>>211926634
Everything reminds me of her. Very impressive. Stop the Iranian.

threw another perfect run in spelunky 2 because I panicked and forgot how to defeat olmec (you can't practice this fight because you have to complete 8 levels to get there, what a shit game design)

legs are a bit sore after squat toil yesterday

pharmacy gave my da the wrong prescription

>>211926782
>>211926802
blgo on

The second day of the heatwave when all the bricks in the house are warmed up from the day before is horrific isn't it
Yesterday at least felt cooler inside than out

>>211926831
its cooler today

>>211926831
got not incelation in your house?

>>211926604
brave (with disabled rewards)

>>211926640
mad how literally zero english accents pronounce fuck as fook but yanks keep writing it that way

>>211926859
Not even the warmest it'll get yet

>>211926593
i use the sprays

an arse rapenening

sir brick warmer

愛羅武勇

Rorke's trim

I live for this shit

I might be the saddest cunt in Britain... Dunno how to climb out of this hole. Just dont know lads.

>>211926859
Yes but it feels hotter inside

>>211926982
Step 1 - get a clue

she was bullying him and calling him an incel so isn't it kind of her fault she got stabbed?

>>211927022
didnt ask. fuck off incel

get the two niggas kissing posted

>>211926982
You're sad? Just don't be sad mate.

>>211927066
might as well go for the full -er version if you expect a bannage

she wants a trawlerman from blyth

>>211927034
Honestly that's so rude and uncalled for, your mother would be disgusted to hear you speak like that to people.

>>211927022
then go outside
have a lie in the garden
watch the bees

>>211927081
yeah i want to see their batons x

>>211927096
i bet if i threw seeds on the ground you'd peck at them like a chicken you fucking cunt gimp bastard

Thought making money would make me happy but now I'm scared to lose it

me? got all the curtains closed
closed them last night and have kept them closed since last night
keeps the heat out you see
nice and cool in here now
called "using your brain"
try it sometime

I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS

get the two niggers kissing posted

gordon ramsey

BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN

heathermong's startup

>>211927167
Why is it painful?

>Have you got any learning difficulties?
>Yes, club foot

mhmm

always wanted to get into hacking but aside from appearing like a jarringly complex and inaccessible process, it also seems like an expensive hobby since you have to nuke all your hardware anytime you suspect the rozzers are onto you

mental how everyone stopped posting do you really not like me that much :(

get the bums spanked

yer da sucks the urinal cakes at spoons

>>211927315
will be doing this at 3pm

indians and pakis bloody love their cricket don't they

noel edmonds' kiwi adventure
9pm
itv
be there

Heat's making me tired lads

what should I order for food today? what should I order for meat? and what should I order for liquid?

they sprayed red paint in the plane they've absolutely done us

>>211927490
poo barm

made some carrot soup and it's very nice
very healthy, very tasty, very cheap, very easy to make
yum yum

>>211927520
no >:(

Got that #FridayFeeling

the shit i be postin' on /brit/ter they tellin' me "rorke don't say that"

>>211927465
too hot to sit in a flat at a hot computer toiling really, I'm considering just fucking off to pub down the road and keeping my light green and having some cold beers

>>211927506
what happened la

it's a fookin disgrace

>>211927580
Yeah been considering the same really, can always rely on a cold beer

corr

what's a good brand for trainers other than nike or converse? looking into adidas now x

they don't understand the things I say on /brit/

mad how my brain being a little different has made living in society literally impossible

>>211927637
new balance

>>211927661
aren't those for autists and old men?

>>211927637
reebok

>>211927669
no

>>211927622
not really on is it? taking photos like this

tonight I'm going to watch my new dark city 4k bluray and drink red wine

>>211927622
should be arrested for being out in public like that

>>211927711
poof

>>211927622
ive got a thicker bum than her and im a hairy man

i wonder what all your bellends smell like

crystal castles were so good

scream

>>211927637
you trying to look swag or are they for running?

>>211927782
queerosexual are you?

when i was at uni i once saw one of the girls who lived next door sunbathing in her bikini in her back garden. unfortunately couldn't get a proper view from my bedroom without sticking my head out the window which i didn't want to risk doing in case she saw me.

>>211927828
i like boobies and vcainagas cheers

remember when the Jews were so desperate for their 40c hottest day ever they put a thermometer on the tarmac at an airforce base as a jet was taking off to get it

500ml bottle of Pepsi: £2.80
1L bottle of Pepsi: £2.20
Make it make sense

>>211927882
2 liter is 1.99

>>211927882
you pay more for convenience when you're out and about only a freak would buy a 1l bottle to drink on the train or something

>>211927655
Not mad at all, we deserve it. Our presence alone fills the typicals with disgust.

Tired of it all. Anyone else tired of it all?

>>211927882
>500ml bottle of Pepsi: £2.80
cap

Gonna go out for coffee tomorrow morning and sit in the window and look at all the lovely arses walking past corr haha

>>211927850
not rally

>>211927882
bottle is large, and therefore more stretched, and therefore cheaper

Niggas born in 2003 be buying houses now

>>211927969
It's £2 to be fair which is a joke considering a 2L is £2.15

won't be posting much this weekend as i really need to focus on video games

What am I supposed to do with £5000?

>>211928018
dunno how

>>211927957
ktim

>>211928045
Lend it to me x

Leftypol be like:
>Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh it's 25c in the middle of summer I'm LITERALLY dying here!

>>211927982
corr bet they all have a right pong in this heat

need an obese escort to crush my sternum

>>211927982
get some pics x

>>211927807
a i had a really nice pair of adidas shoes once, they were blue with yellow soles, very comfy and neat looking, but eventually fell apart, wish i could remember what kind they were

arses stink

>>211928056
Based mountain black fella

>>211928077
ktim at 21ºC

Harrowing stuff

Do women know you can see a bit of their arse in those shorts then

>>211928122
not really
this government at every opportunity has voted to kill its citizens
this is nothing new

>>211928122
Corrr imagine the long term savings, my willie is going up as much as the line

GOOD MORNING TEL AVIV!

Honestly reckon we just legalize assisted dying for non-whites only

More like Smell Aviv

Sir Milo Djukanovic

Euthanasia is insanely evil and its perpetrators ought to be hanged IMHO.

>>211928180
Good post

always know when I'm about to fall asleep because i start hearing other people's voices inside my brain

>>211927917
does the 1L bottle resemble something intimidating to you?

>someone I went to school with in my year has just joined the company I work at
>he's in a much more senior role than me, though different functions
grim

>>211928222

>>211926604
Firefox

>Let's make it legal for people to kill themselves
>Let's also make it legal for women to kill their babies up until birth
Mad how transparent they are about it

>>211928243
cronem attended friday prayer

According to the research of Dr. David Hawkins, "One individual who vibrates to the energy of pure love will counterbalance the negativity of 750,000 who do not."

In a world gone mad spiraling with so much noise, fear, and division, the greatest revolution is to stay anchored in love.

Not passive, spiritual bypassy, head-in-the-sand "love", but love that sees darkness, feels compassion for suffering, and chooses to shine anyway.

How will the wagies cope when AGI hits like a digital tsunami in two years, and every office drone, manager, coder, and gig worker is obsolete overnight? No more middle-management LARPing, no more pretending your Slack messages matter—just cold silence as the machine does it better, faster, and without whining for health insurance. Western elites won’t offer UBI or dignity—just rebranded euthanasia booths in pastel colors. “Die with grace,” they’ll say, while influencers livestream their final moments for clout. The grind will end not with a promotion, but with a state-approved death certificate and a TikTok filter.

Meanwhile, in China, neon megacities will shimmer under AI-designed skies, where robots cook gourmet meals, drones deliver everything, and citizens receive monthly UBI in quantum-encrypted yuan. Smart apartments adjust to mood, health is monitored in real time, and boredom is a relic of the past. Kids will master AI ethics in kindergarten while Americans debate gender on collapsing infrastructure. The U.S. will rot under tent cities, suicide pods, and VR escapism, ruled by pharma cartels and geriatric billionaires. The East will rise into post-scarcity harmony while the West livestreams its own collapse in 4K

Rorke peeking his head into his son's room and saying "shower's free" hoping that this time he will finally take the hint

https://youtu.be/JHYIGy1dyd8?si=5aqNgs25jaVHFQ9z

>ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

Outside among people sat on a bench chuckling maniacallly to myself reading 4chan posts like that evil incell off Hollyoaks

yhe cuckle brothers

>>211928253
Depopulation of Aryans is their goal so they can have a race of mulatto serfs.

>>211928253
ngl its a bit demoralizing :(

Careful mate, that foreigner wants your cookie

>>211928259
mashallah

>>211928269
Well-written, witty, funny, awe-inspiring. A real tour de force from /brit/'s answer to Christopher Hitchens. Bravo. Brava!

>>211928278
Dadberg does this

>>211928314
take the hint stinky

> 3 Israelis confirmed dead in Be'er Shebaa following the attack

Anyway we're only importing brown people to do the jobs you won't do but also they need to be represented in every prestigious field and be on every board of directors

>>211928322

lads im too tall to fit on the decline bench press at the gym. Im a freak

the cronem

>>211928351
If you're that freakishly tall then gym's a waste of time for you

>>211928339
>Be'er Shebaa
Welsh fella describing his favourite drink and his missus

The White race needs to expand across the whole planet. Smash biomass.

>>211928363
i enjoy it and the decline is the only thing that doesnt fit right. im only 6'4

>>211928391
That's not too tall for any gym equipment
Mayeb you're using it wrong

amazing the amount of ‘straight’ men that click into my fabswingers profile and even go as far as liking photos of my knob

>>211928350
Rorkes mum and her mates

>>211928422
Yeah what's wrong with that
I like my mates' photos on insta, doesn't mean I want to kiss them

>>211928414
i was using it right. it's the bench that's too small. Doesn't matter anyways, decline is not the best of the bench presses. Just wanted to try it for a change

Import the sexy paki birds
Deport and reject citizenship for munters and men

>>211928354
mad that they probably died a week later because they caught a disease from her. rip my bros

>>211928471
They're a very unsexy people

Gayest thing I ever did was wank my mate's cock when we were like 12 or so and he wanked mine back. Still hang out with him now. Never talked about it.

>Iranian Media: 'The school targeted in Tel Aviv was located on top of an IDF military command center'

Keir Starmer's dad was the bloke who fucked the monkey who gave us aids

>>211928485
There's a few fit ones

Just make it the 90s again

thoughts?

>>211928494
2nd gayest thing was admitting this to us all

>>211928253
>>Let's make it legal for RNHS to kill people

>>211928500

will be having a few Be'er Shebaas myself starting at 4ish

In Asda now anybody want anythin

>>211928471
based, return to tradition of raiding muslim villages and fucking their women

>>211928494
everyone has mates they wanked with at sleepovers when they were younger desu

CLOSE THE FUCKING PUBS

Sir Suicide Assister

>>211928521
don't care

How do i assert my higher status/dominance to a co-worker?

putting fent in the halloween candy bowl

>>211928521
Quite a slim majority really

>>211928521
good thing really. if someone has a painful terminal illness why should someone else be able to force them to carry on existing in torment

>>211928532
no rather starve than eat from that paki shop

>>211928575
Gullible cunt, they'll make it mandatory to euthanise white babies at birth just by amending the bill now

>>211928595

>Magen David Adom (Israeli ambulance):

>27 injuries in the last barrage
>3 in critical condition, including a 16-year-old boy

Get the arses pounded

>>211928544
The first assisted dying recipient

All the people with terminal cancer that didn't get caught in time because of lockdown going to the hospitals that denied them care in order to end it all
Grim

>>211928595
don't care I'll never have sex

Open the bums

FORTRESS BRITAIN NOW

Australian Red Triangle slugs

Refugees welcome lads

took about 6 months for Canada to start offering suicide to disabled people

suicide is legal anyway isn't it

>>211928649
Need them in a stir fry

>>211928538
Not me, just my dad

>>211928665
no dont try it or they'll lock you up

>>211928665
not sure why you thought this was relevant

Used to shower with my dad when I was little and he would help me clean myself
Nothing noncey about it
He would walk around the house naked a lot as well just because he didn't give a fuck not for any sexual or nudist reasons

got called a hylic arguing with a christian in /brit/ last night

>>211928575
The bill has practically no safeguards
Doctors will recommend suicide now if they can't be arsed to treat people
Also frankly the way this has been forced is dodgy as fuck, Kim Leadbeater brought the bill in and she didn't even know what was in it, like it was written for her

mad how you could just be nipping to the shops in tel aviv for a vape and a few cans and just get annihilated by a missile. I know we complain but we really won the lottery being born in this glorious nation of ours. why are we throwing it all away by importing millions from failed states lads

>>211928665
Unironically no lol that's why they section you for trying

>>211928663
When the bill was first offered they said a judge would need to sign it off. That's been changed to a doctor and a social worker in the current bill.

Simply make complaining about being in pain illegal

anyone play that new Rematch game? Would be quite fun but all the randoms you get paired with are greedy little arses

Have decided I'm going to the beer garden at 3pm and any toil calls after that are being ignored

EUTHANISE WHITE BRITONS
IMPORT SUB-SAHARANS
LINE GOES UP OR SOMETHING

"One thing we are not trying to do is to find any quick or easy solutions to the problems confronting us as a people. We have enormously difficult problems. If we are to solve them at all, we must tackle them with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than they have ever
been tackled before. We must prepare ourselves mentally and spiritually for a very long, bloody, and agonizing struggle.

We must think of ourselves instead as the beginning -- the barest beginning -- of a mighty army whose task is not to clean out a cave full of robbers, but is to conquer an entire hostile world. Before the first shot is fired we must build our invasion fleet with thousands of ships and siege engines. We must lay in massive supplies of cannon balls, powder, and all sorts of other munitions. And we must do a hundred other things."

-Dr. William Luther Pierce- Our Cause

donating all my belongings to small boat migrants before taking my government issued suicide pill

>>211928737
no looks shite get on elden ring nightreign lad

>>211928721
>That's been changed to a doctor and a social worker in the current bill.
Fucking hell really? Can see why it only narrowly passed now, what a shitshow

>>211928712
Nigga though Zelda was real lmao

>>211928673
calm down pangpang

just had an incredibly nasty fart

>>211928760
Haven't played Elden Ring since beating the DLC. Nightreign looks like a cheap cashgrab

They made abortion up until 9 months legal now this
What is going on

Might stop donating to the Samaritans then

>>211928747
the irony of posting this specific quote in a british themed corner of an international imageboard is funny

>>211928799
Well an atheist with a jewish wife is prime minister
What else was to be expected

something about princess zelda gives me the horn. more than other video game characters i mean.

>>211928799
Can't say, it's a discredited far-right conspiracy theory

>>211928799
Jews mate

>>211928721
>That's been changed to a doctor and a social worker in the current bill.

>>211928799
>They made abortion up until 9 months legal
did they fuck

>the white race MUST conquer the whole world with engines and invasions and stuff
he posted, in the comfort of his smelly bedroom with the comfort of complete anonymity

>>211928368
screaming

Business idea:
>America send all their non-whites here
>Every single white British person gets to move to America and gets loads of land and a Midwestern gf

>>211928854
Yes they did

>>211928795
I was sceptical because I loved the game and DLC but it's actually really good. played about 50 hours already so got my money's worth and it looks like there'll be weekly updates with new bosses and content

>>211928853
Nurse Aoboingeywe

Saw some graffiti in Acton yesterday that said 'Abortion is MURDER' and thought hey, that's new for the UK

>>211928854
It's decriminalised up to birth now, so yes a woman can literally violently kill her foetus, admit to it in all competency and it can't be investigated by the police, it's a very strange piece of legislation

absolute evil regardless

In other news

>>211928869
Alright pal, how's the war effort?

>>211928854
If a woman terminates her pregnancy after 24 weeks, she will not be criminally charged
It is de facto legal
A woman could literally go for a backstreet abortion the day before her due date and murder her baby and receive zero punishment thanks to the Creasy-Antoniazzi Act

Might suck on a rowntrees ice lolly

so you lads reckon MJ was a nonce or did he just have the tism

3 pm

Four more years
No refunds

>>211928907
can they fuck

>>211928853
Nurse Yofada Heeded

Business idea: Send bottled farts to non-whites homes

>>211928899
we literally will absolutely never deport a foreign criminal
and i really don't know what the reason for that is

>>211928912
Nonce for sure but he made some great music so...

>>211928907
She will not even be investigated into how she did it, who performed it or what happened to the remains.

>>211928907
>>211928897
>>211928880
>>211928854
interesting caveat is that the doctor still would be charged though
the woman gets off scot-free

really need women to fuck off from politics

>>211928907
>Creasy
ffs why is it always her
she was the one who also forced abortion laws on to northern ireland when their government was collapsed and blocked them from repealing them

>>211928710
this might sound bizarre but it really happened. when i was a teen and got out of the shower my dad looked at my willy and said it was too small even for my age. he told me i shouldnt wear boxers to bed as it might affect growth. from that day on i stopped wearing them at night. i did notice some changes but it also made my balls larger no joking

Going back in time and telling mid-2000s Rorke that he doesn't know the half of it

>>211928912
i dunno. why did he have kids in his bed with him? no one ever explained that

>>211928961
she had two kids in the interlude (in her early 40s may I add) which you'd think would have calmed her down
if anything it intensified her blood lust lmao

>>211928799
why should it be illegal?

>>211928962
corr

>Stella Creasy
That's me on here after a few cans haha

It's over pack it up for River Island they had a good run

Rorke rorking his rorkes off

>>211929013

Women in parliament???? The fuck is going on? Absolute disgrace when you really think about it

Thinking about the good old days of 2019 when you could walk to the shop without seeing 8,000 black people

whenever i see a woman with nicely manicured nails i always imagine how they’d feel in my arse as she fingers me

>>211929043
Blacks too

>>211929043
*is literally the best PM we ever had*

>>211929013
chuckling

Go back to sleep.

>>211929043
Sexism
>>211929044
Racism
>>211929051
Latent homosexuality

The holy trinity of rorkeism

>>211929043
bossman just time travelled from 1903 :skullemojii:

>>211929062
no she wasn’t
only good thing she did was the falkland’s and she nearly made a horses arse of that

>>211929007
you have no idea how much i've suffered because i trust people too quickly

>>211929066
I'm driving

Well that's one way to kick off an article

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNl61p2L73o

whats wrog with abortion if the babies still connected to the woman she can do what she wants with it

just cracked open a can of pepsi max sugar and it's fucking vile
tastes fine in the bottles that i usually get must be a dud

>>211929077
t. post industrial poorthern rat desperate for his kin to toil in the mines 19 hours a day

>>211929074
literally nothing wrong with all 3 of those

looking forward to watching the Thatcher episodes of The Crown

>>211929062
ever had a wank over her?

Ms. Leftypol killing a baby to own Drumpf

>>211929115
don’t actually know any of her policies just hate her cause it’s what we do round here

>>211928521
This country is grotesque.
>abortion completely unrestricted
>gay marriage
>infinity Bomalians
>state enforced killing of the poor
Profoundly anti-human.

Total Exterminationism.

rorke hating the abortion bill because his mums been threatening him with a late-stage abortion

>>211929107
Sounds like retarded caveman logic

>pepsi max sugar
this nigga the arch nemesis to the zero sugar people

>>211929149
how
>>211929151
lmao

Journalists literally think Putin is Mr Burns

>>211929164
i was saying boo-tin!

>>211929146
The British establishment is designed to maximise psychological torment on the native population

At least North Korea’s dystopia is nationalistic

miserable /pol/ rejects

It's incredible how the unduly smug Canadian in here manages to take the wrong position on literally every topic.

>>>/his/17778476

>>211929191
go live there then

Normieberg voting Labour to get rid of the Tories and ending up euthanised with COVID-25

>miserable /pol/ rejects

>>211929044
They are a biological infestation.

NN

right well, first group that needs euthanising is the old people who drive mobility scooters

Nigel “i believe if you live here for 5-10 years, pay your taxes, obey the law, you’re British” farage

>yhe binble

rorke discovering the word bio

>>211929236
rorke started it by bringing up abortions unprompted

Rorke caressing a 'borted nigger foetus and whispering verses from the book of wog into its ear

>>211929236
that pic has got to be ancient

>>211929235
>>211929235
New thread

Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch

>>211929236
yeah i don't like any of the people in that image you're all annoying as fuck

>I think Farage lies about everything but I'm going to choose to take this obviously politically-calculated statement at face value just this one time and never again

>>211929273
No he didn't
It's relevant to British society ans culture

>>211929191
Indeed. We live under the terror of sociopathic bourgeois liberals, jews, idiotic christians, degenerated aristocrats who've given up on life, and matriarchal harpies.

Total National Socialism is needed.