Thread 211931304

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Leftypol voted for this

https://files.catbox.moe/klvbv3.mp4

Drinking irn bru

>>211931304 (OP)
KTIM

>>211931330
FREE MY NIĞA CABERGE

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

I’m not a man im a small little worm and I don’t deserve the same life and luxuries

>>211931330
Me.

>>211931330
let him ride the train

>>211931330
get him a ticket. let him back on

>>211931338
unfortunately there is such thing as TOO much BBC

Don't care about the Middle East
Definitely not going
Don't want them here either

Going kayaking in an hour but for now im posting ladies for smelly wronguns whove never seen a real forest or a vagina

>>211931401
Stronger.

rorke mate...put a pair of shorts on, yeah?

>>211931358
There goessss my heroooo

The wrestling blog I visit went from normal to far-left extremist so gradually I barely noticed

glad 4cham is back so i can waste all my time instead of working or following my hobbies

>>211931331
sending this to my lesbian crush

honestly no idea why I continue to pay for this shite I only watch the office (US) on it everything else on there is absolute wank

>>211931330
SKIMBLESHANKS THE RAILWAY CAT
THE CAT OF THE RAILWAY TRAIN

>>211931424
dont need to call me wrongun

Feeling zesty. Moist even.

>>211931487
hey dftficberg

>>211931457
Been gone for 2 months?

two niggas kissin

>>211931534
Oui. Black mirror. Putain.

>>211931534
nah just reminiscing

we all need to start wanking

>>211931570
SIR YES SIR

>>211931466
Glad we're all lesbo appreciators here
>>211931500
Love you

>Latvian uploads a picture for Teams
>just realized how long her neck is
>can't stop thinking about choking her while she laughs autistically

Right then

>>211931471
cunts dont even know how to make shows anymore, everything just feels off

feels like everyone on the internet is really desperate for my attention

>>211931570
get the people risen

need a new plan

>>211931639
Fares died.

Worked with a Latvian lass once
Objectively like 6/10 but there was just something about her
Tall, bit mental, had a thigh tattoo that you could slightly see through her tights
Kissed me on the cheek once

got the wine breathing

Leftypol's art

>>211931604
shut up heatherpedo get the pure satire posted

>>211931659
I had a feeling but it's gone now. Edit.

Can't tell if that's an um or not

>>211931674
You know you'll get a time out for spamming the same shite, right spaino?

My Blessed Leader :)

>>211931695
Changed my mind.

>>211931708
LOL

fuck sake forgot to celebrate juneteenth

so this is rorke

>>211931704
and yet you dont which is downright peculiar isnt it heatherpedo stop the larp already

>No, noooooooo, democratically elected leaders can't just apply laws, we should murder them instead
What are they like eh

`

>>211931755
Where is my mind.

>>211931755
Have a heart mate

Hot dog barks, nugget bites,
Pizza slices through the night,
Taco spins, burrito twirls,
French fries dance with salty swirls.

Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound,
Coca-Cola bubbling 'round,
Doughnut spins in circles tight,
Ketchup squirts with all its might.

But there's one thing we all ask...

What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!
Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!
Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch!
What does the burger say?

Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip!
Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!
Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop!
What does the burger say?

Grease on fries, buns in stacks,
Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,
Onion rings that start to hum,
Everyone gets indigestion!

The fast food knows it all,
But no one can recall...
What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!

>>211931757
Y Y

might be really cheeky and go in the garden and blaze up when my mum goes to the gym in a bit

>>211931750
>why do I get banned for cycling through VPNs and passes that were stolen so I can post about my desire to be raped to death by negros but yet somehow you don't when you post about a Latvian with massive chebs

Would say the janny is a fan of normal things like enjoying massive chebs and isn't a fan of retarded freak who spends his dole money on trying to (and failing for the past what, 10 years or something) piss of a small amount of chebs enjoyers

Mad how Kazakhstan is partly in Europe but nobody considers it as European

Cyprus is in the Levant and not in Europe but everybody considers Cyprus as European

dude weed

>>211931797
bet she looks fit in her gym clothes

wish i had a garden
wish i had weed

>>211931803
project on you larping boring bastard no one believes you're irish

>>211931819
Weirdo

>>211931809
I dont consider Cyprus European

>>211931809
Greek colony innit, don't know a thing about Kazakhstan and the ancient Greeks weren't writing about it

McDonowitz putting the progress flag everywhere so I can think about brown people having gay sex while I wait for my slop

for my next trick I will be bollocking a niggard

>>211931852
Ah right, you're back to the 'Canslad must be a janny' gimmick
That was a fun one

>>211931860
ok mehmet

>>211931813
Nah weed is actually sick tho

>>211931856
how is that weird

haha gay sex again what a joke it just keeps being funny

>>211931813
About to ingest some before I go 'ayaking. Have a good friday lads

Business idea
breast implants but portable ones so you can use them as fidget items for the autistics

>>211931890
>sick
what does this mean? Illegal? Mental illness inducing?

>>211931890
i know bro blaze it cody

>>211931403
seeing the jews get a taste of their own medicine brings a tear to my eye unironically
god bless iran

>>211931902
That’s my mum you’re talking about prick

Playing Total War: Shogun 2

>>211931942
get her shagged

>>211931932
Omds fucking boomer

>>211931887
kys heatherpedo

dtfic mega meltie :/

>>211931979
spaino broke you
heatherchad broke you
/brit/ is your life

Peter hitchens so angry about weed be cant spell

Parentsteins away for the weekend
LOTS of wanking on the cards for me

what do all the letters stand for?

>>211932001
they're the same poster (you)

>>211931979
Don't make me do it agian, spaino

>>211932003
Good point.

>>211932002
>I couidl nto state
This is fucking fake lol

>>211932021
How has he not been killed in prison

>>211932007
Where's NO NCE in that list?

>>211932019
do what
no one calls you that by the way no one likes you your names are spainnonce heatherpedo etc

men respect you if you have size and don't care much if you're fat
women give you attention if you're lean and care a lot if you're fat
funny how that is

vgh...

>>211932069
Why’s he a nonce for

>>211932096
good
saw a thread with this on /gif/ that made me feel ill

bibi are you ok, are you ok, are you ok, are you ok bibi?

>>211932001
screaming at this pic

>>211932040
is this image supppsed to upset me or something
i think you need to go back to the drawing board

>>211932083
the thing you don't like, spaino

>>211932001
howling

>>211932127
you saw it?
You admit that you saw it?

>>211932001
scremaing

Saucy Iberian woman giving out the travel vaccines today at Boots
Think I’m in love

>>211932144
your larp is ridiculously fake it's so obvious you never leave your room

>>211932144
Big if true.

Well, leftypops?

>>211932161
just saw the thread

>>211932096
will I have to delete the videos we took with the wife?

>>211932184
Erm...well...just fuck off rorke!

uh oh melty there he goes samefagging
just post normally heatherpedo it doesn't have to be like this

This shit makes me fucking livid watch them get fucking 12 years each or some shit

>>211932176
>you are now bedridden

This is new to me

>>211932001
Bantered that mong

>>211932001
Oh my days

>>211932204
Skal.

>>211932207
they'll do 2 years

>>211932207
they've already had 12 years between them

>>211932184
>Dominican Republic
The hell, do we have 10 of them in the country?

Saucy Argentinian woman giving out boots today in my face
Think I’m dead

>>211932213
no one believes your larp and it's really boring go back to pretending to be in spain or something

>>211932242
Suspended

>>211932247
You’re disgusting

>>211932249
Move.

will They

Be
arrested ??

>>211932231
the black and brown on the flag is for pooey arseholes

just popped my tricep due to a vigorous wank. absolute nightmare

>>211932207
we've all been there mate

>>211932184
all me

Think I’ve adjusted to the weather like
Acclimatated you might say

BOOM BOOM, TEL AVIV
https://files.catbox.moe/g9josv.mp4

heatherpedo meltdown because his canspedo larp is so obviously fake just accept it you're too stupid to larp effectively everyone knows it's you

>>211932259
Shit got bigger.

>>211932270
this is based

>>211932291
sybau

>>211932207
people will see cases like this and still advocate against the death penalty lmao

me when I attempt to interact with women

>>211932303
eat shit pedo enabler weeb faggot

>>211932270
>BREAKING:
You can't really put breaking on your own announcements

>>211932255
wait so you're doing the spaino is canslad but also a janny but also can't afford anything but at the same time is rich enough to buy vpns

>>211932270
I Hope Gary Eats Greeno Eats Mr. Bean And Danny Rate My
Takeaway
Gets Involved !!

>up to anything this weekend, anon
>nah
>you should go out and enjoy the sunshine
>haha yeah *walks off*

MouseLord cracks me up

rorkes mum

>>211932301
Not really, they're just funded by the Russian axis
Same as the CND back in the day

Mad how much better filling out paperwork and reading physical books feels vs everything being electronic and digital. It feels so sterile.

>>211932326
you are such an idiot what the fuck are you talking about anyway ill be banned again in a minute so you can go back to your exciting friday evening pretending to buy takeout and beer

>>211932250
Was at a campground in ecuador by meself and sat around a fire with 3 delightful argentine women. Probably the best night of my life

>>211932360
feel deez nuts

>>211932360
Er yeah love filling in paperwork me...

>>211932357
>it's da Rooooooskies

>>211932357
its based i support any group taking action regardless if theyre chuds or lefties because no one in this world actually does anything

>>211932317
they're children you nonce

>>211932375
I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you right now spaino but please lad, have some cans

>>211932371
will be having chips tonight oh yes

>>211932207
Normal day in modern britain, basically a hobby at this point

>>211932413
kys heatherpedo

>>211932270
doing gods work they are

>>211932427
Have a can

>>211932392
As opposed to filling in a form on a screen, yes it is better

Fleshlight out for delivery

*offers you a treat*

pizza's arrived

>>211932458
kek done those freaks

Having a Trumpian Filet O Fish for Friday x

I'm fuming lads
Had everything set up for the big post-exams orgy next weekend, tickets sold, condoms ordered, catering sorted
And the fucking council's just told me it can't go ahead because I don't have PREVENT training or an appointed safeguarding officer
Fucking nanny state bollocks

It was rumi wilco nature preserve outside Vilcabamba. One of them left behind a comb that smelled of greasy woman hair and I kept it I still have it

>>211932470
stupid mutt

>>211932207
Just awful

Might take another 10 hour nap

>>211932396
Yep

getting raped by shadow people

>>211932481
oh my days is that another joke about gay sex haha lmao it really never gets old

>>211932458
first time seeing a poo?

>>211932458
Sent those freaks scrambling

>>211932458
screaing

get this: he's horny and gay oh my daaays did you hear that loooool

cats chewed my earphones, fuckin rascals

>>211932514
British people don't want war for the Jews.

>>211932522
no one said anythimg about shagging 16 year old lads mate

Getting blacked

>>211932556
you just did in your bizarre outburst

getting my arse raped (by myself)

Rorke forcing himself to listen to Oasis' albums from Be Here Now onwards to prepare for the upcoming gigs

finished uni semseter, nothing forcing me to go outside anymore and ive fully reverted to my wretched neet ways and already want to kill myself

Papiere bitte

vietnam be kidding me

Indian women want BWC

get the pure satire posted

Haha is that an anime style ‘cat girl’ haha oh and the joke is that she ate your AirPods or something haha class really great stuff

>>211932671
Renew. XD.

>>211932631
Barely working cock?

anyone else noticed that its a bit warm?

>>211932553
British people hate Muslims, paki

>>211932687
mmhmm

Total War Shogun 2 too complex for my pea brain
It not right

>>211932697
>84°
No it’s not

>>211932671
i know isn't this thread just so funny

>>211932726
Boom.

>>211932470
am i beyond saving if i was expecting a willy?

Scotch fella just phoned in to Greatest Hits Radio to demand Wham! was played (Club Tropicana)
This is the first known instance of a Scotchman listening to English music

>>211932742
>>211932659
>>211932579
Mental how badly life mindraped you

we have a government of literal demons.

>>211932737
yes it is. stop lying
>>211932757
no it isn't. stop lying

Employment support worker is applying for web DESIGN jobs for me when I'm a web DEVELOPER. two completely different things

>>211932755
Great minds, my friend, great minds

Thousands of defiant Iranians flood country's streets in support of their government

Chants condemning US and Israel echo through several marches across the country

>>211932798
>I'm a web DEVELOPER
You sure mate? Sounds like your a web dosser at the mo

>>211932765
thanks for the yous lol

*walks outside in 80° and feels my skin boiling underneath the scorching british sun*
*30% humidity hits my throat and I immediately go down gasping for any lick of oxygen I can find*

>>211932829
freak

>>211932831
Block.

>>211932848
u mad?

>>211932831
*slathers you in sunscreen*

>>211932831
Americans attempting eloquence is very cute

White people are more judgmental and mean to me than minorities are

>>211932885
Not him but id kiss you right on the lips

*rapes a nigga*

Gfberg sent me this she's waiting for me at home

>>211932824
not on, that, mate. reporting you to ofcom and to gchq for cyber bullying

>>211932869
not mad at all your existence makes me feel better about my own

Remember that bugs bunny game on ps1? Weird

>>211932925
but who was camera?

>>211932798
why don't you develop a clue and apply yourself

>>211932980
They burn books.

The government should assign you a job if you’re past 21 and not working or in college

First day in a week I didn't wake up and go for a slimey shit straight away. A win in my books.

>>211932925
bit odd of the gf to send a picture of a random women who isn't her but ok

where the fuck is janny

>>211932930
your life must be really shit then lol

None of this would be happening if Diego was here

>Israeli officials: 'The Iranian regime shows no signs of losing control, in fact it seems to be strengthening its grip' – Israel Times
whers that jew with the UK flag who said the people in Iran were currently rebelling against the mullahs?
do you have any comment on this?

I’m black and gay as fuck

>>211933054
it's pride lad he'll be getting gaped on hampstead heath

Why's the canadian seething
Was it that megamelty pic?

>wore shorts to gym
>realise I have the hairier legs
feels good man

lmao gay sex again loool

Holidays on the Tuesday lads

I crave intimacy but am afraid of people in general

sucking a coffee
the mug has wildflowers on it
i want to learn wildflowers to get high alchemy like in my elder scrools games

>>211933100
Why does that feel good. you feel manly with hairy legs?

>>211933123
Great album

>>211933155
Yeah I'm gay

>>211933175
Looks perfect.

*faint parklife rings from the atmosphere as you do something you thought innocuous*

>>211933091
yeah that pic drives me fucking craaaazy im smashing up my smelly incel dungeon right now about to go assault my mother because of it grrr dont post it again please mate dont have much more stuff to break nowafays

>>211933155
do women have hairy legs? no
therefore hairy legs is manly

>>211933210
Boom.

>>211933136
yes create a powerful concoction

this is so so fucking shit. so absolutely fucking appalling.

>>211933243
>medium spicy
LIARS

>>211933243
nobody forcing you to eat it

no persian ever called me a racist

>>211933274
racist

>>211933270
Hello.

oh im gay did you hear that now laugh

corrr bet all the fitties have sweaty stinky minges and arseholes in this heat

Sven GORAN Meltdownsson

He's fucking fuming aha

>>211933243
tesco is shit

Australians: What are they up to and where do they go at night?

dtfic rattling the runt cage from the inside

right well im off to the worm dimension

>>211933342
Cough.

hate the bloody romans

Next few days it’s supposed to get up into the 90s. Glad I got a powerful AC.

>>211933365
screaming screaming screaming

>>211933326
what happened to only posting an hour a day heatherpedo

Incels to be instantly placed on the assisted dying waitlist

imagine losing to heatherpaedophile in a "try not to be a gay mentally ill retard" contest

>>211933425
who said im trying not to

The world is a confusing and terrifying place for a little guy like me

>>211933422
:)

any arse men in

>>211826683
>>211826683

evergreen image

mad how underneath our feet run infrastructure designed specifically to transport poo and pee

>>211933450
ok don't answer just keep up your 16h shift no one will shit up the thread nonstop if you dont

>>211933481
>evergreen
Go back to X

best metie i've seen him have in a long time, wonder what set him off today

>>211933477
why do you keep linking my 3 day old failed new

>>211933503
maybe under YOUR feet

never said i was pretending

>>211933508
do they use that word on there a lot
that's embarrassing for me if so

>>211933510
this thread is your life and you're an extremely boring retard bastard if this is entertaining you get a grip

just woke up lads wagwan

>>211932631
They look like poo

>>211933531
>>211933531
>>211933531

he posted it again *smears shit on walls and in my eyes*