Thread 211936370

LOVELY FUCKING FAMILY edish

The current read

>>211936608
*turns on the zyklon*

\gay porn\

Ton of fatties in north america...

>>211936608
let him out

any big bum lads in?

deary me

watching donnie darko

full week of complete dossing

Might just call it a night and head to bed and no get the cans and not stay up to 6am drinking

>>211936718
nah I've got a grim one, it's so small and caved in it almost looks like a cunny it's so grim

>>211936793
thought you were a solid 3 cans a night lad not a proper alchie

whoo-hoo
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) oh yeah, get on down
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) oh, yeah
yeah
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) aw, yeah! A-tell me, baby
what's my name, tell me, honey
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo) can ya guess my name, a-tell me, baby
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo) what's my name, I tell you one time
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo) you're to blame, ooh
ooh-hoo
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) alright
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) whoo-hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) whoo-hoo-hoo, oh yeah, whoo-hoo-hoo
whoo-hoo-hoo, oh yeah
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo) oh, what's my name, a-tell me baby
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo) what's my name, tell me, sweetie
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo) a-what's my name, whoo-hoo-hoo
whoo-hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) whoo-hoo-hoo
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) whoo-hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo
(Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo) whoo-hoo-hoo, oh yeah
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo)
(Whoo-woo, whoo-woo)

>>211936793
it's friday king
big chipper BIG cans, stat!

we're all in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxbZrRl7B9E

>>211936681
I so badly need to see it happen

might go and get some sweets

Woo! Yoo hoo!

>>211936815
er, lad? No

>>211936838
it's too warm for the fucking cans and the chips

>>211936858
i hear hes going to be a good football player that fellow (from people who like liverpool football club)

>>211936892
can ya guess my name, a-tell me, baby

>Director Danny Boyle on how 28 Years Later could be seen as an allegory for Brexit
He just can't help himself

>>211936370 (OP)
Englishmen want to see this raped to death by Africans

That's their plan with Scotland

>>211936884
calm down mate
get some on the weekend

>>211936952
kek little gay monkey *banana emoji*

>>211936904
he should be a good football player because they have paid £100m guaranteed with potentially £16m more to have him play for the team

>>211936608
catberg finally been arrested for his crimes

>>211936945
Amazingly well done film anyhow

>see a family
>”bro they’re gonna get raped by african bbc”

>>211936889
Lovely oxbow going to form there

>>211936969
that just means 100m goals ive been told

>>211936889
Far far away from the biomass

How will Englishmen react when they are loaded into lorries and deported back home?

Why was Grenfell the only tower block to go up in flames like that

>>211937025
no it's 100 goals
the going rate in football is one million per goal these days

>>211936967
he got that spice~

>>211937062
Treeza may

>>211937084
kek little gay monkey *banana emoji*

>>211937051
Sorry mate could you rewrite this post in English? Didn't understand a word haha x

Just washed my hair and clumps fell out
Wtaf

>>211937115
?

>>211937153
hair cancer nice knowing you mate

so warm i've got my boyfeet out :3

>>211937062
yes how come the biggest tower block smack in the middle of Kensington and Chelsea, full of asylum seekers and migrants they legally couldn't get rid of turned into a bonfire the likes of which we've never seen

I guess we'll never know

>>211937115
I’ll translate into the UK dialect don’t worry x
انگریزوں کا کیا ردعمل ہوگا جب انہیں لاریوں میں لاد کر گھر واپس بھیج دیا جائے گا؟

>>211937157
Your post seemed to have been written in gaylick or summat lol

>>211937174
um

>>211937062
dogshit cladding

>>211937174
prove it

Don't feel a single emotion when I think about grenfell
Not even a glimmer of empathy

Please don't hesitate to contact me if you have any updates or questions.

Cheers,
Rorke

>>211937194
No it was in English and it's pronounced "ga-lick" in Britain please refrain from Irishisms

>>211937235
I feel one, as represented by this brad

>>211937220
Yeah but the whole scandal was that the same cladding was put on loads of buildings and none of them went up in flames

>>211937227
am shy

>>211937178
>AYO TAREESA WHERS DA MONEY FOR GREENFELL?

>>211937287
am bottom

Put flammable cladding on all buildings with non-white families living there

WHERE IS MY FUCKING PACKAGE

>>211937253
>No it was in English
Oh sorry mate didn't realise I was talking to a fellow Englishman aha

>>211937227
:3

>>211937298
tg mdrrrrrr

>>211937300
Ofcom post

Hello, everyone, could I have your attention for just a moment? Right, I just wanted to say I hate you "people" so much its unreal. Thank you.

>>211937357
I can no longer guarantee horsebergs safety

quite cute how the french came up with their own version of lol/lmao

Sun's out and thread speed is totally dead
/brit/ is just a normie general now

Eating Haribos and they're a bit melted and that actually makes them more peng for some reason

>>211937377
Do I have hot sexy twinks feetsies?

shhhhh guys sweden is saying something sounds like orrk bork du havra bork hahaha

>>211937403
Don’t have to be a normie to enjoy the nice weather you grim freak

Lads, going on the holidays next week
Won't see the Latvian for over a week

Not sure i'm ready for this

>>211937440
FOY

The lads

>>211937428
He's just telling us how his wife fucks her horses

israel is bombing iran

>>211937357
this a toongeek yarn nigga

>>211937490
A lifetime ago

watching japanese cartoons in their original japanese

>>211936370 (OP)
any UVF man in

>>211937508
what's that plume of smoke?

>>211937280
not had the chance to do so
iirc there are a few blocks in tottenham with the same ticking time bombs

Might do a poo and go for an incelwalk

>>211937313
I'm alabanach

off out to set fire to tower blocks filled with migrants

Far too hot

>>211937578
>not had the chance to do so
what, out of the supposedly thousands of buildings around the world with the same cladding, none of them had caught fire

>>211937564
Where the bomb bombed

Next door darkies enriching my culture by playing very loud reggae and speaking a jibberish language very loudly. This is making Britain stronger.

brochure for womens sandals came in the post
feet. FEET

>>211937454
where u goin

>>211937583
>Might do a poo
Been done before you unoriginal cunt

anyone need their dying assisted with

made tuna and pasta and pesto and now my flat smells like tuna and pasta and pesto >:(

sweating like a paedo by a primary school

>>211937636
Okay but you're mass migrating to Scotland and Wales so lower your tone

>>211937636
aint nun timmy gon do

sweating like a primary school headteacher by a paedo prison

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ALA3ws4c84

>>211937666
Or an Englishman near a refugee hotel

>>211937654
Ah I can't be telling that, lad
I'd get stalked, you see
It's a country in Europe. South west, if you will. Begins with S. It's not Portugal, you see.

what if the greatest primary school teacher who could teach kids and practically make them geniuses just so happened to have a few nonce tendencies

>>211937595
Yet you
>Speak English
>Only speak English on a daily basis
>Have an entirely English culture
>Cannot articulate how any of the above is untrue
So you're English

sweating like a knocked up nun

Love trumps all

sweating like a porky british incel sat in 28C heat

>>211937717
ah yes shitaly lovely. hope you have a nice time x

celebrating the weekend with a coke

um

Have you got any girls currently 'on the go?'

>>211937743
So does machmoud

>>211937772
Never been there
Not sure why anyone would go
Shall be getting locked with British holiday lads on the beaches in Spain, you see

sweating like a nonce in a nursery

>>211937797
dere's more to oireland, dan dis

sweating like jimmy saville in a children's hospital

hard to argue that a world without cuckolds, kikes and mean kids at school would not be better

like a paedo in a playground

it is undeniably pint weather de ladas

like the last cucumber in a women's prison

>>211937824
i hate getting drunk in the sun it's so easy to get dehydrated and sunburnt, be careful out there

Remember when £1 was $2? We should bring that back

>>211937892
>de ladas
Go rim your incel hero's sweaty smelly arse hole you incel freak

when was the last time you held a £2 coin

24c in my house and it feels like a fucking fridge compared to outside

My rolling is getting better

>>211937922
I SAID ITS FUCKIN LUSH DE LADSSSS
LUSH ON SANDFORD LANE DE LADDSSSSSSS
BOKKLES AND TINS

>>211937952
fucking hell who let leftypol roll up?

>>211937937
I've got a few in my wallet

picked a miserable time to quit drinking

>>211937986
The main problem is I can’t do the roach

wondering whether canslad's mum has ever taken it up the arse

>>211937797
The game which claims English speakers in Scotland are racially different from Gaelic ones and that everybody in Scotland by 1200 spoke English somehow

>>211937952
yo yes
light the bifter

drinking a coffe

breathing in the complex structure of our planet''s atmosphere

any 45th generation roman man in?

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH

THE TOUGH GETS GOING

SO FUCKIN AVVIT

>>211937797
cant wait to pirate all the dlc corr

bought an air con from lidl
only a quid and its made my entire bedsit -8 degrees

>>211938106
Uh chud you need to support the EU's taxes so black people can live here

>>211938114
sounds like a massive firehazard

>>211938030
No one cares about the history of your irrelevant backwater
You're English now, get over it

>>211938114
get anything from the bakery whilst you were there?

>>211938136
Insane how desperate you are to cling to a false identity

>>211938096
used to really like the boyzone version of this when i was a bairn
right little gaylord i was

>>211938166
>a false identity
Literally your only identity

had a nap but woke up in a panic as in my dream someone on /brit/ posted my full government name

it hardly seems to matter now

>>211938172
sister loved boyzone
me and my brother were 5ive chads

>>211938194
What you know as 'English', is probably some bullshit amalgamation of globohomo and US identify

>The home secretary will move to proscribe Palestine Action group in the coming weeks, effectively branding them as a terrorist organisation, the BBC understands.
lmao based

BREAKING NEWS: were here in the ruins of manchester after an apparently nuclear strike from ir- hold on wait, this is just what it looks like normally?

>>211938214
alright Muhammad M Muhammed

Used to be a communist, now I'm a National Socialist advocate of Exterminationism.

>>211938234
>me and my brother were 5ive chads
based

>>211937178
must have been some sort of conspiracy, couldnt possibly be the hundreds of low IQ brown monkeys living in shit and filth caused a fire hazard

Chumbawumba on TOTP and it's not Tubthumping and it's fucking shite

longest day of the year today

>>211938214
alri Massive Firehazard

do I need to watch Smile 1 to understand Smile 2?

>>211937925
>Android/Dumb phone
mad obvious a bloke wrote this
no woman even knows what a dumb phone is

this phenotype doesn't exist anymore

>>211937490
>g7
>9 of them
should call it the g9 then

>>211938332
why did he post that

Raining a bit but i dont mind

>>211938250
How very jewish

off to the bollock centre anyone want owt

>>211938377
Seethe on you fat paki

>>211938357
they still have children lad

the zesty ayatollah

>>211938357
thats a childs body you paedo freak

>>211937952
are you the lad who bought weed for the first time the other day
how is it? do you use tobacco?

Well, Rorke? Still want 'em kicked out?

>>211938382
vgh, manchester
home

>>211936719
corrr wish some 14 year olds would send me their nudes

How many pints before you can legitimately not drive anymore? I have driven on 3 a lot.

>>211938432
yes

Thinking about how Joe Biden was obviously just senile for years and everyone had to pretend not to notice

Imagine how much better Britain would be with all non-Whites ejected.

House prices would be halved.
Wages would boom.
Streets would be cleaner.
Rape would decrease.
No more sounds of foreign tongues in cities.
Road traffic would be much lower and safer without pakis speeding everywhere.
No more ugly vape shops and barbers everywhere.

>>211938377
>attack an RAF base
>nooooooo you can't designate us as terrorists
Get fucked ahmed

>>211938432
Yeah

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

>>211938382
pengchester

>>211938447
MODS

>>211938447
go back to /polska/ and post some archives

>>211938250
Israel and jews are the only terrorists

All we need is a
CASH
INJECTION

>>211938432
she appears as a latina but one doubts she has the fun temper of one.

>>211938441
Think you'll find that's Salford pal

>>211938463
can't have you living a nice peaceful life can we rorke?

>>211938461
There must've been someone who genuinely believed he was ok and able to run for president again
I reckon one person thought it was ok and everyone else just followed like sheep

>>211938432
I'm a sensible centrist so I only want the ugly ones and the men kicked out

And for this lad? Call me Earlybedlad
I will be going to bed early, not having the cans or the chips because I'm not Canslad anymore

>>211938490
Not true

Searching for posts that contain ‘yhe binble’. 296 results found.

>>211938511
post alcohol depression hitting man hard

>>211938432
They look like THIS under the bin bags?

>>211938511
BOOOOOOOOOOO

year 10 and 11 girls have all finished for the summer now they're on the beach in their bikinis drinking voddy :)

>>211938527
Can’t post that. Sic him janny!

all the higherups in the RAF would happily murder you for the cause of neoliberal progressivism

>>211938527
M O D S

>>211938505
they probably just thought that dropping him (thus conceding to trump that he was incompetent) and replacing him with kamala (a literal who token with no charisma) was guaranteed to lose them the election, which it did

>>211938136
Schizophrenia post

>>211938528
>>211938536
It's just too fucking warm, lads

>>211938541
Bit old

Corr Cerys Matthews' sweaty tits corrrrr

>I HATE MUSLIMS
>so thats why im going to support a war that destroys one of the largest Muslim countries in the world and makes them all refugees that will come to my country and live in my city, because I just HATE MUSLIMS!!!
Are they retarded?

>>211938527
blehh

:3

>>211938320
yes and amazing it's only happened in Kensington and Chelsea after all we all know every tower block is full to the brim of the same low IQ brown monkeys living in shit and filth yet somehow doesn't result in 500 grenfells

in fact we don't even get a rate of 1 grenfell a year

glad i don't live in Japan

>>211938568
Imageboard

shitskins fucking everywhere now

>>211938569
wont be any refugees if israel just kills them will there

Why doesn’t Spaino post here anymore? :/

>>211938584
y

>>211938550
Yep

>>211938569
>makes them all refugees that will come to my country and live in my city
The tide is turning against this all over Europe

>>211938568
this but when she was 14

>>211938669
they won't stop

Iran will defeat Israel

Business idea: White people stop the pointless bickering about whose country is better and team up to defeat the biomass

>>211938697
They simply have to, and they will

My mums calling me lazy because I won’t take the dog for a walk tonight because it’s fucking 26 degrees and he doesn’t cope well in heat as it is

v

Why don't we ship all the Muslims off to Mars

Iran is Aryan, National Socialist, and fighting the eternal racial enemy of Aryans.

off the bastarding x
on the bastardying y

leftypol rooting for people who throw gays off rooftops
rorke praying for ummah to step in

>>211938747
marslims lol

>>211938707
Business idea: disband the Union today

>>211938752
porn
gay porn

Even sisterberg has shaken off her TikTok programming and become a bit racist. Something's happening out there

>>211938742
looks like my uber driver

>>211938697
Good
Like oil poured onto the rising fire

>>211938763
kek

>>211938783
How's her chebs?

cannot comprehend people who aren’t jewish and support israel. neither can jews by the way they think you’re retarded

>>211938727
how do you defeat a biomass? with biological weapons

>>211938669
As long as israel exists so too will mass migration of africans and asians and Muslims into Europe

put the palestinians in northern ireland

>>211938763
Lol

>>211938804
ok abdul

>>211938747
Bloody hell they're already everywhere we don't need them shitting up Mars too

watching a fat family waddle down the street

>>211938747
How do you pray towards mecca on another planet?

the poo vf

>>211938809
Nah, literally has fuck all to do with Israel you shit-for-brains /pol/tard
It's a liberal-American hegemony which has now been shattered

>>211938843
This guy spends his days glazing niggers and saying whitey bad

ban woke

>>211938849
Often think about pushing them over

>>211938877
t. Ben Shapiro using an italian proxy

Might start pretending that I’m big baby
Uh oh I’ve done a choco pressie in my panties :/

Imagine what her farts smell like.

>>211938870
the “liberal-american” hegemony is jews

>>211938904
1984 becomes reality

Any Glastonbury man in?

Lot of BAMEs about these days

>>211938926
screaming

>>211938904
day of the rorke incoming

Disband the fucking Union

>>211938916
No, it's made up of Americans of lots of backgrounds, but Irish Americans are extremely prominent (as are Jews, of course, but they're still not the only sriving force)

>>211938932
that's next wknd you tit

>>211938904
1984 britain

Big fan of the Maxtempers account
Can't help but look at the rapid decline of the UK and the rise of the YOO KAY

breed me

>>211938956
Mate...

food comes in
poo comes out
that simple

T

>>211938956
utter bollocks. remove the jewish element and it all collapses

The next United Kingdom general election is scheduled to be held no later than Wednesday 15 August 2029

>>211938904
Palantir seems satanic.

got a bit sunburned today

>>211939010
You don’t know about Peter thiel?

Any Lib Dem man in

>>211939000
sure hope 2 million wogs don't enter the country by then

>>211939000
Four more years
No refunds

The British government is literally Satanic.
>abortion completely unrestricted
>gay marriage
>infinity Bomalians
>state enforced killing of the poor

>>211938856
pray in t'direction of earth. that's what Muslim astronauts do

>>211938990
Nah

>satanic
larping fucking mongs

hello

>>211939055
Go get your fucking shinebox

>>211939033
I'm too libertarian for the libdems

i think being middle-height is kinda imba for stability & agi stats

No more shines Rorke

>>211939077
ok retard

hello

>>211939081
oh hi there

>>211938979
Where are all the irish flags???

>>211937952
Good luck in your GCSEs lad

>>211938904
Buzzing for minority report