scrote of arms edish

a capital /brit/

>>211940870 (OP)
was an underrated post

not really a /brit/ now is it?

gay idiots

Can anyone get assisted dying or what? Would quite like to get on that tbqh

>>211940913
Oh hush

let's leave the incel /pol/ rambling in the other thread shall we?

just got raped in the last thread, hoping this is a safe space

>>211940870 (OP)
scream

need need NEED to die for israel hurry if starmer i'm fucking ready

>>211940934
what were you wearing?

>>211940929
lol of course not
Men of fighting age will be barred from it, if you want to die your only choice is dying for Israel

>>211940910
timmy's crush

>>211940904
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/211920728/#211922499
poor bastard

>>211940929
why do you need assistance lazy cunt

>>211940946
prefer not to say

>>211940957
obviously not his only choice

https://youtu.be/osTeKSTvtC8
the proto gf

heard janny took a night off, gone shagging

Fat, middle-aged women be like:
>She's absolutely hideous

on the roulette again

Just seen your mums for sale in lidl

rorke wearing his new lonsdale sliders to asda

>>211941013
Hope he bleached his arsehole

>>211941031
Need her on Tushy Raw

I have to make good posts in /brit/, like, for example, let me think of an example of what a good /brit/ post is

>>211941031
she do be kinda ugly fr

rorke buying a twix

>>211941091
KTIM KEK KTIM

>tfw no carm gf

>>211940870 (OP)
I can witness the fall of Britian and America

>>211941048
can get these in lidl, 7p per kilo and they taste just the same

>>211941031
Fucking bitch.

>>211941086
Alri Sharon

Peng brown ting on the BBC always lookin like a snack

Chikorita, Cyndaquil or Totodile lads?

>>211941113
she wants a thug from napoli, not your anglo-celtic arse

>>211941157
chikorita every time (i'm trans if that matters)

>>211941149
Now THERE was a prime minister

>>211941161
you blow your father with that mouth?

>>211941157
totodile, makes a change init

ruby is so sexless genuinely cannot imagine her having any sort of a romantical relationship not to mention intimate

>>211941157
Sertraline for me

The thing about Ruby is that I'd love to take a big nasty explosive shite in her mouth

>>211941191
bit of cock would sort her right out

>>211941157
fluoxetine, buproprion, busprirone, weed rosin for me

Took my shirt off

nigga watches bbc in ethiopia

Going to nominate smug raised eyebrows look as the worst face

Mental how my bollocks haven't seen direct sunlight in about 25 years

get ruby ravaged

any National Socialists in?

you gotta pick a pocket or 2 boys you gotta pick a pocket or 2

>>211941236
Don't think mine ever have

>>211941230
go for it rorke. go on, lad.

neet general btw
toilers get out

>>211941246
yeah i try as much as possible to spread it on a tiny schizo filled corner of 4chan
doing my part!

>>211941230
Meanwhile rorke...

>>211941246
more of a rorko-faustian vrilmaxxer me

Ruby Granger on Straplez
Get it booked

Grotesque

Need roobz to get blacked on camera

>Pub across is playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

And she looks like the Latvian but with small chebs and short hair

Suppose that's the hint to get the can, the lovely, lovely cans.
Anyone want anything?
Getting both the BIG chips and the BIG cans because I am a BIG lad called Canslad

>you mistyped the captcha
Janny ffs, I was looking forward to posting this and getting the shoes on and going for the cans and now you throw that at me

>>211941246
your commiemong gimmick was way better

here's the thing:

people die everyday

and

>>211941329
post a pic of the cans and chips you get lad

next post will be shit

>>211941290
Pump.

>>211941336
you seem to have accidentally written about a picture of your face there matey

Shit

2l of cold sparkling water down the gullet

think I could speak chinese without actually knowing it

people die in their living rooms

people die when they least expect it

>>211941336
IN THIS BUSINESS

>chelSHIT

>>211941390
you'll be roaring like a lion

>>211941388
fucked it m8

>Hey guys, Maven here, and I'm definitely not gay!

Would love to shag rube's girlfriend

one day you'll have your last goon and you won't even know it

>>211941414
just like you, rorke
*shoots you in the hecking head*

>>211941399
alri chinese room philosophy argument

>>211941280he'd look better in a suit

>>211941444
is there a word for cucking a dyke with your knob

Iran is enforcing TKD and you're blackpilled?

this world is going up in flames,
and nobody want to take the blame

Wonder how baby Sneed's doing now

>>211941399
那个

council finally replied to my emails

>>211941368
Why in the fuck are you so obsessed with this concept, spaino?
Think about it for a second.
You won't get exif data cause I'd just do a fucking screenshot of it

>>211941436
Fucking hell the sudacas on /sp/ will go on about this until the end of time

>>211941468
yes because i will inevitably get drafted to defend them

>>211941470
we didn't start the fire,
it was always burning

sudacas dick!

>>211941444
Ruby's fitter than Blakeney

>>211941489
Just defect lol
Or frag a IDF

>articles about the heat
>always an army of gammons DYING to tell you how bad it apparently was in 1976

Woah nice one Keith, guess it isn't warm after all because it was hotter one time, what an insightful bit of knowledge you've shared with us all you FAT FUCKING NONCE

Can't wait until the winter when these same people will be fucking freezing to death and I'll be comfy because it has to get REALLY cold before I start to feel uncomfortable.

>>211941480
chill out buddy 4chan scrubs exif anyway just lemme see the cans and chips lad im sure others want to see them too

>>211941522
He's done you

>>211941522
You wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes during the sweltering summer of 76. It was brutal lad.

>>211941515
She's a receding hairline autistic bitch

aggressively marketing my window cleaning business has yielded me nothing but abuse and scorn

there was a lad on earlier who was going to listen to boards of canada
wonder how he's doing now

>haha just commit crimes and defect when you're drafed in a war bro it's easy and simple there won't be any consequences trust me

>>211941534
I trust you about as much as I trust you around kids

THOSE
ARE
THE
FACTS
OF LIFE

>>211941578
probably discussing them on reddit at this point since they're peak reddit

>>211941522
hope keith reads this bro

>>211941586
Thank you.

can't be drafted if you transition ... x

>>211941578
like this probably

Ruby saying she loves Blakeney but just needs a good dicking down every now and then
Blakeney reluctantly agreeing

Just did biggest shit of my life. Literally hardly ate the past week so no idea where it's from?? Might have shit out a kidney or something.

>>211941578
probably asleep

>>211941596
Green.

>>211941584
well you said you'd post a screenshot anyway so there's no reason to have another tantrum

about 5 minutes after i shit i get the itchiest arsehole on earth for a minute or 2 its so annoying

>>211941626
Rebel.

caught clap off are marf once

My piss is a deep brown

>>211941626
only happens to me occasionally but it is really awful especially if it happens at work

>>211941647
Rebel.

it's fucking over

Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Heinrich Himmler
Sir Joseph Goebbels
Sir Alfred Rosenberg
Sir Joachim von Ribbentrop
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir Rudolf Hess
Sir Hermann Goering
Sir Walter Model
Sir Wilhelm Frick
Sir Karl Doenitz
Sir Albert Speer
Sir Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Sir Horst Wessel
Sir Benito Mussolini
Sir Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
Sir Ante Pavelic
Sir Leon Degrelle
Sir Vidkun Quisling
Sir Anton Mussert
Sir Corneliu Codreanu
Sir Andrey Vlasov
Sir Jozef Tiso
Sir Ferenc Szalasi

*slaps knees*
Right, that's enough demoralisation for one evening

>>211941572
https://voca.ro/1k3T4EqaCjuG

>>211941695
patriots

Anything above 22 degrees Celsius is inhuman and groidish.

>>211941695
The lads as it were

>>211941706
do u have autism

kayaking the river thames from SOURCE to SEA in a COMPLETELY STRAIGHT LINE (part 1)

>>211941695
>rudolf hess
what was he thinking

>>211941627
im 26 and in a comfy job i wonder if the racists are right and when im 60 will the country be a post apocalyptic wasteland or will it be the same but everyone is totally mixed or will it be notably worse

>>211941670
it's never over

>>211941749
it's definitely going to be worse

>>211941706
loved this

>>211941749
Canslad is about 45 years older than you, lad
I believe it will just be cities being made into zoos

>>211941733
>COMPLETELY STRAIGHT
you'd fail immediately you fairy

>>211941759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At10ihpsDVc

>>211941749
It's going to be Camp of the Saints + Turner Diaries × 10 but we have to win.

I refuse to die in a wasteland.

rorke refusing to go for a pub lunch at the black horse questioning "why isn't it called the white horse?"

i happen to think göring was cool and not evil

he had the sense of honour to condemn shooting downed pilots as they fell as murder and supported the chivalry thing - that pilots were "knights of the air"

i also dont think he really knew how bad the holocaust was

To the anon who asked what me and the gf argued over.
Sorry I was eating ramen. Barely an argument, it was over a dirty dish that had some rust water stains on the back after coming out the dishwasher.
She said it was dirty and put it on the dirty side of the sink on top of some actually dirty shit. I looked at it in case my dishwasher wasn't cleaning properly to find that there was nothing wrong with it. Told it was fine but now I'd have to wash it at which point she got upset and washed it in a huff then said she wouldn't use any of my dishes again.
Then proceeds to take a sandwich bag out the drawer and a paper towel to put her shit on on a tray. I pointed out to her that she was acting like a mong and all that shit was mine anyway so he should just use a bowl and stop being a mong.
She was then crying and put all the shit away and didn't have any dinner and came up to bed in a proper huff not speaking.
Honestly getting sick of this fucking mong.

it's fucking clover

>>211941781

>>211941845
hate the fact that 4chan has a 4 leaf clover motif but nothing to do with ireland

white cliffs? ITS DOVER

>>211941876
chan means clover in chinese doofus

>>211941877
rorke daydreaming about mowing down boatwogs from the cliff with a 50 cal

>>211941843
you sound like a jerk desu

>>211941820
i havent read any of those. who are "we" im english but a welsh or scot or northern irish or irish seems foreign to me

>>211941781
smoked that poofter

>>211941913
rorke doesn't exist, are you on medication?

>>211941943
I'm rorke

>chan means clover in chinese doofus

>>211941876
Hate the fact that Ireland exists

Please watch "Ariana Grande - twilight zone (official music video)" the official music video for "twilight zone" by Ariana Grande, from "Eternal Sunshine Deluxe: Brighter Days Ahead".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKPAzTPsWrw

>>211941917
You sound like a mong desu

yeah, nah, ain't gonna be doing that

>>211941976
i accept your concession

Wearing a three piece suit through Picadilly Gardens

alri

>>211941972

>>211941996
</3

>>211941845
why does britain love clover?

>>211941999
Mong status confirmed.

um sorry but no one has mentioned trannies for like 3 threads now and it’s beginning to make me feel uncomfortable

corr right cooled down lovely int it

>>211942023
it's the way that it's churned

beach day tomorrow
x

>>211942031
did you just learn the word "mong" today or something

>>211942023
it's the way that it's burned

any man in?

>>211942101
Stop.

broken foot lad here. really struggling when i just want to transport food or drink from the kitchen. spill everything cos i have to use a crutch hand to carry whatever it is. really want to go lay on my bed and drink but i can't get booze up the stairs. quite the conundrum.

>>211942103
im boy

>>211942023
it's the gay that it's bummed

tinycocklad here
still got the smallest cock in england if not the world

in hindsight, picked a bay first day off the vapes

>>211942143
pics

>>211942161
m8 i thought his thought not 5 secs before your post i shit you not....

>>211942143
Stop.

>>211942143
wish I could still wank to your uni pics
yes, those.

GET EM FUCKING TELT GRAHAM LAD

skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to share?

>>211942121
You'll just have to pass out drunk on the kitchen floor lad

>>211942121
can't you just take a closed drink upstairs

ladlad here, just laying down

normalposter lad here, everything is good, no boring factoids you don't care about

>>211942220
corr

>>211942226
oh the irony

vaccines cause autism
pass it on

>>211942188
was thinking i'd put an empty glass, bottles, and a tupperware thing with ice in it in a backpack and crutch my way up the stairs with it on my back. then i can assemble drinks upstairs.

Im a nazi again

>>211942121
Lad, I'm going to the cans shop
What the fuck alcohol contain are you trying to carry and I will help

>>211942226
thanks for the update lad

>>211942268
did nazi that coming

>>211942268
Aryan sun. Spanish blood. Get scared. Give it a name.

>>211942267
good idea

>>211942296

SHE CARRIES ME
THROUGH DAYS OF APATHY

decided that 3 wanks a week is the optimal amount

got a work trip upcoming
any good bookish things to do in and around oxford?

>>211942220
honestly believe I could rape every girl mma fighter
not that I would because that's wrong

>>211942280
got a bottle of whiskey, some ice, a glass, and some ginger ale in case i fancy something a bit more gluggy than just sipping at whiskey. think i just have to keep them separate in a bag til i get them up the stairs.

does broken foot lad have leafs filtered
gutted

>>211942329
when to wank?

>>211941290
That little smirk that means she is imagining fisting my arse until it bleeds.

am drunk

Mica from Magdalena Bay has announced Fiona Apple's "The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do" as her favourite album.

dunno why you'd drink cans when you can drink vodka

>>211942385
Rebel against it.

A world full of delights and beauty far removed from the biomass. It's possible.

FFS the Ayatollah Khamani has gone woke

>>211942385
the zapman

>>211942336
Right, lad.
Here's what you'll do
Get a coat with a pocket that will contain the glass that can be zpped up OR a plastic bag
Transport it that way
Ice can be taken in a bag but will probably melt faster than spaino's cock when he sees a woman naked
not sure what the ginger al is in but suppose the bag will work

Don't fucking mix the shite together and then bring itu p unless you can do it in a sealed contain

I am off o the canshop
GOOD LUCK LAD AND MAY THE CANS AND BIG FUCKING CHIPS BLESS YOU

>>211942362
in the evening i guess

>>211942420

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_vu4dF3UnE

>>211942336
Seems doable lad.
Howd you break your foot again?

>>211942443
monday, thursday, sunday?

Seeing beautiful aryan faces and i like it

>>211942420
me own imam... a fookin libtard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XXLh7KYDs

got the frank zappa on

>>211942491
nah i dont think a schedule for it is a good idea. Just a 3 a week limit
Have them all monday morning if you want

>>211942511
Rebel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uZMQRP0fb0

>>211942485
fell down a big flight of stairs at clapham junction like a mong. smashed into a poor old lady on my way down but she walked away and i went to a+e. 4 months of not walking for me.

scranning the big skittles

>>211942546
leftypol's blind eye turning

>>211942546
get him fucking housed and on bennies right this second

>>211942543
*drops some m&ms into your skittles bag when you're not looking*

>>211942515
Cor

I'd been looking at trying scat for a while, and found a hot Indian milf not too far away from me who would send tubs of her shit out for £40. Ordered one and she sent me a video of her shitting into the tub, which was so hot. When it arrived the next day though, even though she'd wrapped up the tub in tonnes of bags the package still smelled a little. Not like shit, but you could tell something was off.
The smell obviously got worse as I took the bags off, and when I opened the tub it had me gagging. I just about managed to swallow a spoon of it and the taste/smell almost made me throw up. Ended up throwing the tub away without doing anything else.
I still find scat super hot and wish I could find a girl who'd dump a hot load on my face but that experience definitely ruined a lot of my enthusiasm for doing anything more than watching

eating indomie (bbq chicken)

>>211942546
is this the small boats advert

Tel aviv is getting absolute fucked by Iranian missiles
They need big daddy America to step in
The thing is China is supplying Iran with unlimited missiles

>>211942603
how will this affect me personally?

>>211942603
Tel your mates not us

>>211942603
Do you have a source for that?

>>211942575
*empties the lot down my fat gob anyway*

>>211942603
based on all fronts, get the fucking nukes fucking flying

>>211942599
With you.

Feel like I got depressed and stopped having dreams...

Mental how Alex Jones is right about everything

>>211942635
the non-existent gf as it were

>>211942599
*takes two and makes a proper fucking sandwich*
BOSH

warm out

>>211942546
Tax the pensioners, donate to this king

>>211942621
nuclear winter will ruin breakfast for years to come

>>211942652
The Welsh bird who does the One Show?

>>211942670
You?

>>211942703
she is fit as fuck

>>211942670
saudi weather

>>211942599
The dream as it were

>>211942703
NEIGH

>>211942676
it's summer

>>211942732
HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNEH

>>211942732
What?

>>211942635
Very lovely

the riffage as it were

where's deegs

>>211942678
gaberge...

air con kicked in
guess its about 22 and a dry air right now in here

Iran promised us a smoking radioactive crater where Israel used to be and instead they've shit the bed.

Fucking cockteases

>>211942761
Sorry.

Catberg on a mad one

>>211942790
look at him go

>>211942762
Imagine gazing at that tummy as she writes around on your willy

>>211942762
lol imagine if like a guy held her face down to a burning stove and just held it there while she screamed and thrashed until her face melted and then she pissed and shat herself and finally her body stopped thrashing as she died lol

>>211942790
wtf is this real

>>211942762
soho in china white theyre using him as a baloon

>100% humidity tonight

get in i said get in

>>211942762

>>211942814
Sorry.

ummy

>>211942814
do we like humidity?

unauthorised pony in the posting area

>>211942856
yeah peng what's your point

>>211942814
we be breathing in pure water vapour it -60x as lush de lid

>>211942878
I’d like to her

>>211942856
FAR too thin

>>211942856
shes gained weight since these pics (in a good way)

seen hunter schafer topless on /gif/ nice tits for a bloke tbf

id like to be her too

>>211942898
What?

>>211942856
Heil

>>211942896
same...

>>211942902
reckon he can produce milk?

>>211942814
where do you live

>>211942856
Drooping tits, no hips, big chin, heroin addict eyes, long monkey arms.

get it made rorke

>>211942934
blind

>>211942930
would make him produce spunk out of his cock

Drone.

she's fitter than hunter and it's not even close

>>211942974
TA.

>heroin addict eyes
Perfect

>>211942906

>>211942974
nigga got the stan smith jawline

get it fucking made for fucks sake

Rebel.

>>211942974
crimson chin ass nig

>>211942974
yeah gonna need some ffs on that caveman chin and jaw before HE can be as fit as my GIRL hunter

>>211942934
she'll be gutted to hear this

What now?

>>211943043
>>211943043
>>211943043

>>211942974
oh thanks lad
wondered where i left my tile cutter

>>211943047
>>211943047
>>211943047
too late ;_;