Krim 'dish

>>211943047 (OP)
Yes.

haha x

Spielberg was 26 years old when he made Jaws and here I am 50 years later a 30 year old alcoholic incel living in my smelly childhood bedroom
What a life!

You got guts, kid. I respect that.

where's mousey :P

>>211944682
your own fault

>>211944682
why don't you make your own shark blockbuster film?

might start dressing like 00s Fripp

im 23 years old and never had a gf ONCE CAME CLOSE

>>211944716
not my fault I was born poor and ugly

>>211944725
FONT

>>211944728
Misery.

the read

>>211944736
plenty of runt working class women out there

>>211944757
i'm too smart for them

>>211944752
Looks good.

27C in my room

>>211944474
i like how stephen fry is so clearly mentally ill but because he "discusses it" and has a posh voice he's allowed to walk around in the open
they made him president of a mental health charity when he clearly knows nothing about mental health

Using AI to roleplay as a jew girl who helps you, the Nazi who is torturing the other jew girls

Name a better use of the ai

>>211944752
Follow it up with this tome

>>211944778
Nigger.

>>211944725
err mate haven't you said you've been posting here for 10 years?

there's a 14 c in my room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpBuwlvg1JM

WHAT A LIFE

>>211944777
Muh mental elf

>>211944802
?
I found this place last month

might move to denmark

>>211944741
will you fuck off and stop posting inane shite every minute of the day?

https://youtu.be/mcoBe6s1c5U?si=BBAoT0cXfLUe4VXq

>>211944835
can you pick up my xbox for me

>>211944725
im almost 23 and have failed miserably at life and women ive never so much as had a handhold or a peck on the cheek not even as a schoolchild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLBPrAJf52E

>>211944813
he is actually mental though

>>211944692
*young guy stands up to mafia boss*
you gotta lotta fuckin bawls kid

Tranny porn wank complete

Now as it were the Phoenician seafaring civilization as it were as a worshipper of Moloch, change, and so on against the land based empire of as it were being more traditional in the sense of values, and this is where Hegel saw as such, liberal values which are worshipping the Moloch

>>211944904
ftm?
love seeing pregnant ftms

>>211944860

>>211944904
who? x

>>211944904
Thanks.

>>211944914
that is most definitely a small child

are there any yanks in the theatre tonight? get em up against the wall

Old man asked me for a lotto ticket for Saturday I accidentally scanned a Friday one I didn't correct it and thankfully he didn't notice

>>211944914

>>211944953
you stupid bitch that costs an extra 50p

It has been 2 months since Katy Perry was blasted into space. The "Woman's World" singer has not been heard from since.

waiting for someone to take a camera to a cinema playing 28 years later record and upload it so I can watch it

>>211944997
tragic

POW!

>>211944933
She's mine, fuck off.

>>211944914
um
link video

>>211944953
imagine being such a spastic you can barely hold done a retail job
literal downs patients can do it but you fuck up every single day
get a grip

>>211945021
mad how i could kill her with one punch but never would because i am a moral person

the bawls on this guy. un fuckin believable

>>211945034
Literally everyone fucks up at their job daily it's just a matter of whether you get caught or not and I'm not a spastic I'm a shagger

>>211945021
never got the appeal of chinky women

>>211945041
Mad how I could and would rape her

if i had my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

>>211945054
alright that's enough

>>211945049
only shag you'll ever get is your uncle

>>211945041
Off.

>>211945051
i would kill you with one punch before you got close

Head hurting from the heat, think I might be dying lads

>btec bristol is in

um

>>211944997
That happened…

>>211945081
Skip.

>>211944991
Not sure why people were seething so much over it
>The money could've gone to the poor
Fuck the poor

>>211945049
>spaino considers himself a shagger becase he drives a black dildo up his faggot arse every day

I see

Alright he’s just posting underage girls buttocks

>>211945131
Love this image

>>211945128
suddenly it all makes sense

seen the light and decided to run slowly for distance. felt like i was walking ngl x

Cansnonce thrashing about in his wheelchair and dribbling at the thought of Spaino posting here

My british friend is falling down the alt right pipeline because of tiktok but he doesn’t actually hold any political beliefs he’s just a treatlerite who gets mad when his paki delivery order is delayed and is having that treatler rage sympathized by tiktok

lot of 23 year old virgins in tonight, making me feel a little less bad about also being a 23 year old virgin

>>211945206
dont know why this made me laugh so much

>>211945075
little CUNT

super 8

ARE YOU RECORDING HER BUTTOCKS

>>211945212
life is hell for the 02 boys

>>211945197
wait, there's a wheelchair now?
Spaino, how'd you get to that one?

So I'm apparently someone who dresses up as Judge Dredd and goes around fake arresting people, at the same time I'm in a wheelchair but also I'm an alcoholic who doesn't actually drink alcohol

>>211945216
Click it.

>>211945212
why is this the /brit/ demographic suddenly

seeing an awful lot of nonce-bait here...

can never ever go back to the early to mid 00s
fuck sake

>>211945212
>>211945245
‘02 loser gang represent

>>211945276
it's all the vtubers nonce
he's been in a proper melty for days

https://youtu.be/HQ5rUN8D9u4?si=Ubt4H7IQALNNd557

I'll do anything to get to the rush
Now I'm dancing, and I'm dancing too much
So be careful if you're wanting this touch
'Cause if I love you, then I love you too much
Is this too, is this too
Is this too much?
Is this too, is this too
Is this too much?

l hate myself

mental how

are creep-shots breaking US law? I know they definitely break UK law now.

>>211945344
well i love you so it cancels that out doesn't it?

just not right this is it?

Lad can you be normal about women for five fucking minutes

ta

>>211945359
i hate him as well. what now?

>>211945334
what is girlie wearing

>>211945378
I love as well

Thick people.
You know; thick kids and their thick parents.

>>211945388
Yes.

>>211945378
Canslad loves him
Canslad's love is all encompassing and will forever protect him from those that would hate him, even himself.

>>211945344
Now why do you hate yourself, lad?

>>211945379
looks like one of my nan's old net curtains

>>211945395
Refute.

EW you need a bf? im available

This nonce cunt needs fucking slaying

Everyone say hello to her

>>211945481
y'alri hen?

>>211945481
hello :)

23 was a shite age
but worse for you lot than it was for me 10 years ago

>>211945494
Good.

mikey's taken up darts now

need to change my name move abroad and start a new life

>>211945472
I don't get why Spaino does it
He's trying to get the thread purged but even actual CP won't do that so it's a lost cause

Like him really

Reading Deadman Wonderland. I watched the anime years ago when I was still in school. Hummingbird is my favourite character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

28 years later any good?

>>211945526
why are you mindraped by him as well?
how many people has this man broken

Proper jealous of everyone at the Isle of Wight festival

>>211945544
yeah watched it yesterday was almost as good as the original

>>211945544
Go watch it with your mates tomorrow. You're not busy.

>>211945544
dunno haven't seen it, hope that helps

>>211945542

>>211945555
fucking STATE of that lineup

>>211945542

>>211945498
any sagely advice or wisdom?

>>211945542
Its not that bad

>>211945574
Mega.

>>211945542
>the comments

>>211945606
Pov.

>Head, shoulders, knees, toes
>Hold up, wait, pose
>I'm 'bout to do some investing
>I spend it on you and your bestie
>You and your twin on a jet-ski

>>211945591
no, if i had to do the last decade over id just kill myself instead. the world is fucked and getting worse.

>>211945542
put it on 1.25x or 0.75x and its way better

Honestly I don't think it matters that Miley's album flopped. Plastic Hearts was a flop and then she came out with 'Flowers'...

Miley has shown that she can come back again and again with hits over years and years of reinvention. She has the talent, she has the taste and style, she has the recognition and respect.

She's not like 'main pop girls' who are waiting on their next album to see if their career is over. Miley could release three flop albums in a row and she wouldn't be over, she's just a different type of pop star. She's kind of old school in that way

>>211945663
Sounds like a cope

You all call me mouthyank but sometimes you call me mathsyank and I don’t know where that came from because I suck at math

>>211945640
right thanks mate

ble mae’r gymraeg?

i wish i were born a girl so fucking badly
if i could press a button right now and immediately restart life as a girl i would slam my fist into it so hard

looking at rings

you voted for rampant capitalism rorke, you made your bed, now you have to lie in it

>>211945710
200

>>211945710
you can hun it's called hrt and ffs

building a gundam

you play like U.S. Open

tempted to get some speed in and goon the weekend away

>>211945717
Digits.

wangken

>>211945735
Dead.

to bloody hot
going to go downstairs for a while just to let my smelly bedroom air out a bit

>>211945735
speedlad?

>>211944682
Your life is a movie by itself Rorke x

desperate for some sort of purpose in life

>>211945727
all trannies wish they were born women too
none of them WANT to modify their body its just the only possible coping mechanism and its not something that would help me

>>211945735
based

>>211945759
nah

wish I believed in god and that, I'd just become a monk

and what of arsewog and pierre

>>211945735
i have some but you can't have it it's mine x

>Steven Spielbird

no you can't

I love myself but want to die

steven ziedbleg

listening to ray orbinson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo

Off tae bed

>>211945830
would do horrendous things to her arse and face

>>211945830
lad needs to sort his barnet out

>>211945787
all alive with a new adopted addition

MEDS
TAKEN

>>211945846
nini x

>her

>>211945848
>her

>>211945859
MEDS CAPTURED
GAINED THE LEAD

>>211945846
night mate love ya looking forward to spending more time together tomorrow x

>>211945862
XD

>>211945862
*pats you on the back reassuringly*

>>211945883
Rich.

LAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWSSST THE LEAD

hope pokemon go poster stayed hydrated today

aff tae bed

>>211945883
th-thanks

>>211945542
brother thinks he's Jamie Foxx

>>211945853
cute x

>>211945846
sweet dreams prince

You wanking tonight?

Just wanted to share this: I want to take a nice big explosive shite in Ruby's mouth and have her digest it and tell me how it feels

>>211945954
nahhhh whiskey dick won't allow it

>>211945954
too tired

>>211945958
You fucked up.

>>211945958
Yes... YES

cats have officially gone into hot weather mode. just lazing on the floor for 22 hours a day

>>211945522
>>211945763
>>211945816
>>211945825
>>211945862
live your myth in the USA

Hello, would like to ask what paperwork i gotta do migrate 'ere. I wanna escape this shithole. PS: I am finishing my degree but I also wanna know if I should keep on going or study directly on britbong. If I end up finishing it here thought i would like to know how tf to transfer my degree over. Any insight would be appreciated.

>>211945968
i once fell asleep mid-wank and now mum knows i like fat lasses

>>211946004
Pick a better country lad

>>211945663
GWTD

I'm a Zionist specifically for Zion National Park, Utah

>>211946004
are you a mong?

>>211946009
Grenade.

>>211945995
You only let mexicans and jeets in now, basically impossible for a white person to immigrate to America unless they're canadian or an olympic athlete

instead of saying based and cringe im going to say haram and halal

>>211946009
is your mum on the big side?

>>211946021

miley cyrus unironically ruined a generation of women by making them thinking that being a slutty skank was even vaguely attractive to anyone

>>211945784
do you want to be tongued by the dalai lama?

>>211946004
come here instead dumbass lmao why would you ever go to the uk

>im a zionist

>>211946027
What life?

>>211946030
not true at all really just need to work for a global company that lets you transfer to a US location
thats by far the easiest method in 25

I'm gonna be IRON like a LION in ZION

>making them thinking

>>211946039
we say deen and dunya now

>>211946068
Chune

are ye wankin?
are ye askin?

>>211946041
i don't have an oedipus complex if that's what you're asking

Selling /Brit/ By The Pound

>>211946063
>just work for an s and p 500 and be part of the top 10% of the workforce so you're even worth the hassle/cost of transferring bro!

>>211946046
>miley cyrus unironically ruined a generation of women by making them thinking that being a slutty skank was even vaguely attractive to anyone
dumb zoomer you think miley cyrus was the first pop star to act like a whore fucking idiot

>>211946058
brown hands

>>211946015
I already speak english well. Not going to spain.

>>211946027
no.

>>211946055
not aryan enough, anon. I will get deported.

mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!

>>211945995
note for all british posters here this user was charged by the largest grizzly bear ever recorded and eaten in one bite after this pic was taken

>>211946082
Like.

going to be sad when 4chan and therefore by extension /brit/ gets banned
mad to think i've known of some of you for more than a decade now
ah well

>>211946099
she was among the first to act *that* skanky. at least with the popstars before there was at least a pretence of acting sexy and classy.

>>211946098
i said easiest not easy
if you try the marriage route you get raped by gay ICE militiamen in a deputized van and thrown into mexico

>>211946086
i'm asking if she's a big lass

>>211946117

>>211946138
>she was among the first to act *that* skanky
no she wasn't you stupid mong

>>211946100

>>211946154
harry potter... the boy who lived... come... to die!

>>211946102
are you actually scared about racism or getting deported for meme reasons?
i see hispanics just as often as 'white' people

>>211946102
We'll take you pablo

>>211946145
she's very slightly overweight

not sure if to break in fleshlight tonight or wait til tomorrow when i havent wanked so itll feel better
life is full of difficult decisions

>>211946157
name a single preceding mainstream popstar marketed to pre-teen girls who was even half as classless

>>211946214
>goalpost shifting
every time

Why are English people Anglo Saxon rather than Anglo Celtic when they mostly are still Celtic

>inb4 england is mostly non white now lol

yeah ok but seriously why?

>>211946248
dunno lol

>>211946248
read a book fuckwit

>>211946209
HA! knew it
filthy little boy

reckon the iran israel war will get memoryholed after the west agrees to be in it but only to use their planes and nothing else

>>211946268
this is my exact body type fucks sake lol never realized it

>>211946248
they are distinct people separate from celtic, iron age britons

>>211946248
becausse english people are racist to the scots, irish and welsh

>>211946247
deranged post, haven't moved the post a dot. maybe you should be less hostile to opinions you disagree with if you're too thick to read the opinion properly in the first place. mong.

i would fellate a penis if given the opportunity

>>211946214

Wish i could be a young healthy tank of a man forever

ah yes, madonna, very classy woman that

>>211946282
need to start swinging some weights around lad

we need to make a movement to support proud cuckolds

>>211946278
listen cunt i've experimentally wanked and it didn't work. leave me alone

>>211946326
currently got rocky mountain spotted fever

>>211946309
to completion?

>>211946327
Boi is German, innit?

>>211946337
yes i would hope so

>>211946328
of course, you felt like you were betraying your father

>>211946324
i feel that
can't really ride solo and be hard when you're a crusty 55 year old boomer which will inevitably be us in like 30 years

>>211946356
Yes.

>>211946214
You've exposed yourself as a zoomer. Sit down.

i enjoy the egyptian's posts

feeling a drive to have sex lads

211946395
because it's the only (you)s you get here
foy

sir lebron james

rorke still arguing if celts are english while manchester looks like the middle east

10c at midnight
I'm thinking it's not right

>>211946395
Are you Latino?

>>211946418
no im a white pig

>>211946361
don't need to defend myself against a vpn user. don't want to have sex with my mother, i want to have sex with chubby women you can grab onto

SABBY C
A
B
B
Y

C

>>211946424
I am just like you.

>>211946426
i am french

>>211946414
alri shetlands lad

won't be making the new, get on it threadslave

sudden simultaneous sabriners ...

>>211946446
>>211946446

well that one certainly won't get deleted