Thread 211950024

Wormsign Edition

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The original Dune movie was actually really bad. The special effects have aged terribly, they weren't even very good for their time period.

>>211950042
Those heels really are rather unreasonable

>>211950042
wtf?

>>211950052
Feck off zoomie

drinking and watching anime

>>211950066
One of those things is based and one of them is cringe

>>211950065
No they were just shit. The guy who was all sweaty and greasy constantly, reminds me of Pizza The Hut from Spaceballs. At least the latter was meant to be satire.

tfw no gf

>>211950055
they look fine to me

Why did this happen

>>211950076
both*

>>211950082
We have a harkonnen dog among us

drinking is for knuckle draggers

Made a thread today
It got one reply

niggas be like
"this alcohol too spicy"

>>211950091
>putting any faith whatsoever into an app some jeet coded over the course of a weekend to scam boomers
You played yourself

>>211950082
You probably think the original Star Trek was shit too because the "special effects have ages horribly"

>>211950101
I made a thread once about gun laws/culture in other countries and it got deleted for being off topic

>>211950116
No it was just shit because the acting was terrible, Shatner was a cringe fuck who should've never been cast. Nemoy was great tho.

>>211950111
Hahahahah

still drinking btw

>>211950130
This is the actual results though

>>211950131
bunch weenies ITT,

feeling sleepy

thinkin bout that clussy

>>211950147
I’ll give you a weenie

True

>>211950091
>>211950130
gradient is bullshit and will change results drastically based off a simple angle change i went from looking "russian" to "irish" in the change of 1 angle

>>211949993
No, beautiful NORWAY is number one. Beautiful people, angelic even.

Why can't we have beautiful immigrants from the beautiful countries anymore? Why are we saddled with the shithole countries like India and Puerto Rico?

craving something sweet so finna walk to the store and buy some icecream

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I remember you when you drank my wine

funny that pic doesn't have an option for rich nice guy

>>211950188
I have no comment

>>211950188
A woman can’t rape a man

>>211950195
they're too rare to be statistically relevant. they exist but they're like 0.000001% of the population.

>>211950178
But how did you rate on the Hot or Not Bot

>>211950188
raping??

Man I could really go for a tall glass of Orange drink.

>>211950178
Yeah it’s bullshit

>>211950188
You can't rape a guy. What'd she do, put a gun up to Chadley's head and tell him to get hard and penetrate her? You know how stupid that sounds?

You can statutorily rape a minor retards

>>211950212
Are you black or a peckerwood

>>211950188
Honestly not that cute. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't, though. Provided she's not a total bore anyway

Somebody nerd emoji this man

>>211950221
as per Twitter rules it's rape if it's a woman fucking a guy. if it's a troon or a queer it's not rape it's just dey culcha.

>>211950238
she's not a bore she's a rapist

The real question is if it's still pedophilia for a 40 year old to date a 20 year old if both parties are women?

Think I'll help myself to another chicken breast

>>211950263
There is a zero percent chance that 15 year old boy wasn't the one to make this happen and wanted it anyway. He's probably more upset about losing his in-house fuckpuppet than being "raped"

feeling a poo coming on

Business idea: crankin' my hawg

>>211950270
your bait needs to be less obvious my boy

this shit happens constantly but it's rarely been discussed. only with the advent of phones and social media has enough evidence been compiled to start charging women.

They're only calling it rape so his father could save face
Now another nurse is gone and it'll cost thousands to replace her

>>211950307
dang I woulda banged the lunch lady too

>>211950270
Nothing women do is ever wrong

>Introduce a Native American character
>he starts going on about his blood and his ancestors
good grief

how the fuck am i supposed to make sense of an error message like this? fuck visual studio.

>>211950188
>>211950307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2FTI0VoPn0

>>211950307
They shouldn’t be charged. They should just lose their jobs

>>211950333
seems pretty obvious

>>211950332
why would you still be reading that drek tho

>>211950316
i remember my former college prof telling me all nurses were huge sluts and how half her nurse friends were constantly fucking a different cop or firefighter every month. i think it's something about that profession that makes them super horny. maybe all the vaxxes.

>>211950316
No they're calling it rape because whenever it's a guy with a young girl it's called rape, but whenever it's a woman with a boy it's called intercourse and there was a big stink about it

>>211950333
<int> MENTIONED :DDD

Nothing like when you're 15 and your 19 year old cousin takes you out to meet her friends. Then you walk home and she's tipsy, hugging you and telling you how you're her favorite cousin.

The way to handle a gay daughter is to always flash air quotes when asking about her "girlfriend."

>>211950381
Keep going

>>211950349
60's F4 is kino

>>211950350
Probably the high stress and long hours being around rich doctors. Then being grouped into the same respect category as police and firefighters. Makes you want to bang rich doctors, police, and firefighters.

>>211950350
It's the long hours spent away from home. Most of them spend significantly more time around their coworkers than they do their own family. Considering women's loyalties seem to lack object permanence it's inevitable that a lot of them will sleep around

>>211950350
Death makes people frisky, if you're around it all the time you wanna feel alive and the easiest way to do that is fuck
>>211950349
Because I like it, they're fun

>>211950384
LOL

>>211950350
>telling me all nurses were huge sluts
This is true though, most of them are insanely slutty

thot son or gay daughter

>>211950332
>>he starts going on about his blood and his ancestors
IT'S ALL THEY HAVE!

>>211950052
Dune never should have been made into a movie in the first place. It's meant to be enjoyed as a book. It's not fucking starwars SLOP

>>211950394
>>211950381
KEK

>>211950416
Wrong, you forgot about the great spirits

>>211950405
Do you think if you were fucking Sue while she's invisible, that you'd see your cum blasting up into her?

had a date night out

>>211950381
My younger cousin is literally an OF model that advertised on her facebook. Like holy shit girl I remember pushing you on the swing set and playing with your dolls with you, now you're slinging your juicy ass and tits in my face online. Wtf

These mosquito coils are doing a good job of keeping the bugs away but I think the fumes are toxic and making me dizzy.

>>211950436
Kys normgroid

>>211950431
No, your dick would be invisible on entry

>>211950436
how did it go?

canadian niggas be like
"this Off! too spicy"

Wypipo be like my younger cousin is literally an OF model

>>211950446
they had fag sex and ate da poo poo

>>211950426
what the hell is that

>>211950440
use a zapper retard.

>>211950440
If you're outside a lot, you can get one of those propane mosquito traps. They work even better and don't have any real fumes

>>211950459
thot son or gay daughter, we may never know.

>>211950443
nope
>>211950446
It was fun he started to doze off when we got back though so I covered him up and went to get some gaming in, I'm not really tired yet

*beatboxes the spongebob credits song*

>>211950463
Might invest in one, or at least one of those ThermaCell devices. These fumes are STINKY and now I can't taste anything.
>>211950460
I have one. It's pitch black out here, zappers are for daylight when you can see them.

>>211950444
>trips confirmed
I would watch my invisible cum become re-visible as it drips out of her.

*flawlessly recites the entire pokerap from memory*

>>211950437
it's weird how some girls have no shame at all

>>211950471
Would either way

>>211950487
I can recite the mcdonalds rap

I went to the drunk circle at Venice Beach one time and there was this guy playing a digeridoo, and this drunk cholo wearing khaki shorts with his black wife eater slyn over his shoulder and with Locs on took the end of it and put it up to his ear and was rocking out with it then he goes
EY FOO THAT SHIT SOUNDS LIKE DEEP HOUSE, EH!

I've remembered this for a lot of years

>>211950487
voocaroo it

>>211950493
WITH YOUR OWN SON?!

>>211950499
*Drum circle

>>211950505
No I mean if it were someone else's daughter/son

>>211950431
No her entire body is invisible so anything inside of her is also invisible, if not you'd see her organs or the massive vibe that she keeps inside her 24/7

>>211950509
ur brown placer

I can recite all of Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz because I listened to Big Shiny Tunes 6 on repeat every day for almost a year because it was/is my favourite mix album of all time.

Not a fan of regionally specific memes that you won't understand unless you lived there

>>211950528
I had this CD. Based leaf.

>>211950528
is this NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALLED MUSIC for ganadians?

>go to /cum/
>people are actually talking about cum

>hrmf, I'm so much superior to *those* Californians
you're still a Californian though

I just had a dream that I was holding a piece of really stiff cardboard, and I started trying to fold it and I woke up and realized that it was my iPad in my hands

Not a fan of anons who passive aggressively respond to posts without actually replying to them

>>211950551
why'd she get the buccal fat removed

>>211950527
huwhite, ackshually

>>211950549
>>211950545
BST were mix albums produced by MuchMusic (Canadian MTV) and they legit had some real bangers on them. Also some cool obscure stuff that wouldn't get a lot of mainstream radio play.

a much older, very well traveled, somewhat highly placed and rather libertine friend of mine told me this over lunch yesterday... that kenya was evolving into a place for young european men to "sow wild oats"

do blacks know they stink? I've had 3 people tell me this now and they were all of different ethnicities

>>211950568
The resentful sperg posters

>>211950558
yes

>>211950575
go to bed you gotta be at the home depot parking lot early tomorrow

>>211950561
>waking up at 9:30 pm

>>211950578
I'm sad a young Kenyan didn't smash both of your heads in with a hammer while you ate.

>>211950578
kenya believe it?

>>211950568
fuck off

>>211950586
if you point it out to them they do a muh skins special so I can't shower every day cope and then go on a schizo babble about shea butter

>>211950594
t. mubumbo

My foolhardy cat insists on sleeping on the windowsill. Doesn't he know the window could just close on him all of a sudden? It's an old window

I’ve got a good heart

>>211950606
the negro brain can't comprehend complex terms anon

>>211950609
that's ok he'd hear it closing and dash out of the way with his catlike reflexes

>>211950604
that's 98% accurate but no one has ever put ketchup on Kraft Dinner, that seems like something only disgusting euros would do. like mayo on french fries.

>>211950609
the window is a weak challenger and must have its bluff called

cum con sex

>>211950625
it's a boomer thing, lots of them would put tomato paste or marinara sauce in mac and cheese

Is it possible to be a slut with a heart of gold

weather app says its going to rain tomorrow

>>211950646
define slut

anyone got the euros vs Americans where the dad is explaining to his son about American sports
the euros are asking for food

>>211950593
I dozed off I mean

>>211950646
that's what every hippie girl tried to be. surely one of them succeeded

>>211950642
boomer cuisine is fucking atrocious, apparently my grandma used to make my mom eat "spaghetti on toast" and it was literally just spaghetti noodles and tomato sauce on a piece of toasted bread

>>211950522
What about the stuff that comes out of her? Is her grool invisible or does it become visible once it's left her body?

Haha, boomers are so subhuman xD

life is just conflict for resources, status, and respect until you die. There's always a pecking order
So fun

>>211950647
mine says it's gonna be 34 degrees tomorrow

>>211950659
obviously it wouldn't be invisible otherwise she'd be dropping invisible turds and that's just silly.

>>211950656
why not just dispense with the toast and have spaghetti

What do you guys think of this breakfast I had in Budapest a couple years ago

>>211950577
>BST5
I had this CD too.

>>211950551
>go to /brit/

>>211950659
once its left her body it should be visible

ok but chili + mac n cheese is actually a good quick poorfag meal

>>211950651
A girl who really likes to have sex and does it casually

>>211950685
where are the greens?

Proper scran matey

should i kms?

Stellar Blade is actually pretty fun. And the devs were kind enough to give you the non-coomer skin for free at the start in case you actually care about willing suspension of disbelief

>>211950716
Dubs and we both kill oursleves

>>211950646
yes

>>211950709
>greens
>for breakfast
Woman detected.

>>211950684
who the fuck knows. my grandparents basically lived like Mad Men IRL, it was ciggies and cocktails 7 days a week and my mom was left to figure shit out on her own.

>>211950723
Rerolling

>>211950668
lucky you

>>211950721
>non-coomer skin
DROPPED

/brit/? more like /shit/

>>211950685
were the beans sweet

just took a nice warm shower
my uncut white cock is nice and clean (and quite large) for those wondering :P

listening to a rather toasty UNKLE mix while I sip this alcoholic beverage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrX1PMdxPq4

Mzungu

>>211950737
Tbf they also give you the MOST coomer skin for free at the start as well (though it's kind of hidden and they don't tell you about it, you have to find out how to "equip" it)

>>211950708
Yeah it's possible
>>211950716
signs point to no
I was planning to do something to myself earlier in the week and my family was suddenly stricken with a crisis. My parents had to leave the state and they've been calling me for support ever since.
Basically if you even try it the demon most call God will punish your people for you daring to escape this hell universe we live in, so you need to tough it out for their sake

halfway through a bottle of FITEEN PERCENT wine and Im not even drunk

>>211950687
based millennialkin

there most likely is living beings like us somewhere in a different planet but everything in space is millions of light years away so we will never know they exist

>>211950728
I will outlive you and fuck your wife and daughters and sons

Guy who dresses fashionably, patterned dress shirt, nice paints, tinted sunglasses
Fluent in all the latest memes and fashionable topics
But somehow you look at him and can sense instantaneously he gets no pussy

>>211950772
Heavyweight alert!

Space isn’t real. Humans cannot survive off of Earth

>>211950772
that's like drinking 2 beers why would you be drunk unless you're a woman or a waif

>>211950788
probably because he dresses like a fag

>>211950788
You're literally just saying that because he's white

>>211950752
I met that woman once. She is not as tall as I thought. The speedskating onesie and big thighs suggested some kind of amazon type . Nope. She's 5'7".

ive been trying to make tacos for 3 days now but I'm not willing to take the time to actually do it

>>211950740
Mildly, yes.

>>211950797
Ok, Candice Owens. Next you'll say that dinosaurs are also fake and gay.

>>211950799
Women like men that look slightly faggy / metrosexual tho
>>211950800
Guy i was thinking of is actually black

>>211950808
TV and film give a disproportionate impression of human size, porn does the same thing and Anons here have talked about being super self conscious about their dicks thinking they're tiny until they get a girl on her back and realize pussy is actually tiny.

>>211950770
>Basically if you even try it the demon most call God will punish your people for you daring to escape this hell universe we live in, so you need to tough it out for their sake
shouldnt matter after i die thoever

>>211950829
You are an embarrassment to our kind

>>211950829
>Guy i was thinking of is actually black
obsessed

I really do be out here

>>211950829
>Guy i was thinking of is actually black
everyone knows all niggas be on the DOWNLOW

Got the balls and penis out, laying in bed with the lights on, door ajar. If anyone walks in and sees, it is what it is

>>211950797
>humans can't survive off of earth
Why not

>>211950834
maybe you should just kill yourself

I’m Indian

>>211950837
I'm not talking about myself. it's a guy in one of my classes. I don't like him

>>211950851
Dicks out for Harambe.

*daps you up*

you just gonna leave me hanging, dawg?

The media is always talking about my balls and dick out or I'm indian

I just wanna grill for gods sake

>>211950869
I'm saying, caring about what girls want and styling yourself like one of their Ken dolls is wack as fuck and embarrassing

>>211950881
*sharts*

>>211950881
*punches you in the face*

bitch ass nigga I do what I want

>>211950797
From a fish's perspective, all life exists in the ocean because fish can't live out of water

>>211950894
Where did I say that you freak you're having a conversation with yourself

>>211950902
owwww what the fuck, man

>>211950881
When I was a freshman in high school this huge black junior tried to dap me up in the lockeroom, I just shook his hand normally because I had never dapped before. He said "uh uh we don't do those kind of hand shakes around here" then taught me how to dap, then told his black friend that I'm better at dapping than him

>>211950881
I just scratched my balls with that hand but okay

>>211950904
How many fish have you talked to

>>211950916
>I just shook his hand normally

>>211950916
Then everyone fapped

>>211950916
Wholesome

>>211950913
My bad, I was only half paying attention to this I reread what you said
Just apply what I said to your classmate

not reading that

In my high school gym class there was a really tall black kid named Louis who would rape the fresh by pinning them down and sticking fingers up their ass

>>211950951
Not reading what?

>>211950958
the paragraph

>>211950957
How can you be bad at dapping

>>211950957
why was louis a gay rapist

>>211950951
Read this.
*farts in your face*

>>211950957
They call them freshmen for a reason...

>>211950966
He wanted to prove his arm was strong

>>211950957
kek
My high school frjend group would sometimes partake in "corn dogging" which is when you sneak up on a friend and stick your finger in their ass

>>211950927
My tongue was wagging in your mom's pussy last night

>>211950964
I don't see any

Bringing the ruckus you mother fucks be giving me pound

>>211950975
did you think louis's arm was strong when he shoved his fingers up your asshole?

>>211950860
yeah

Here's why Link is the most broken character in Super Smash Flash

Dinosaurs are real and gay

>>211950966
He tried to play it off as a joke but I think he really was gay. One time I went to the bathroom and I saw him inside and I just turned around and left immediately

getting ready to enter the sleep zone

>>211950985
something about high school

>>211950957
>>211950916

>>211951004
he's black of course he was gay

I think feds weaponize cp and people's rabid hate for pedophiles to frame and blackmail innocents. Its possible to hide images within images or other downloads, and even being accused of being a pedo is extremely damaging to a person's reputation even if they're found innocent. I would never say this publicly however, out of fear for being associated with pedophiles

>>211951007
That's not a paragraph.

there were only 3 black kids in my high school and they were all from the same family. they were all black nerds too, one kid played saxaphone and the other was into YuGiOh cards and his pants were always too short at the cuff. we called him Urkel.

I graduated years ago but I'm still a freshman cause I'm a fresh man

>>211951005
night bud

just finished this. Wow. What a great flick.

>>211951030
i forgive you

>>211951023
>picrel
Challenge Level: IMPOSSIBLE

>>211951023
>Can you believe on that
We blacks call that "Floodin"g"

>>211951019
if your post has more than 20 words its a paragraph

>>211950996
i dont think rexes could swim

>>211951047
Maybe Twitter is more your speed

>>211951036
okay

>>211951048
life will uh...find...a way

>>211951018
t wouldn't be hard to frame an innocent person if they wanted, but if you're a rando they wouldn't have a real reason. i feel like irl feds only blackmail a person if they're someone who can potentially be useful to them....
actual pdos probably use the fact that these images are hidden within images for plausible deniability, since they can try to claim they didn't know

>>211951081
Okay? What are you trying to prove?

dubs and trips pick what I watch tonight

>>211951081
looks like shit a diaperfag would eat ngl

>>211951060
such an underwhelming response

>>211951095
what did you want me to reply?

>>211951093
Diapers are honestly one of the most degenerate fetishes out there

Ma’am are you a prostitute

>>211951092
Thunderbolt Fantasy

>>211951100
something more than okay

>>211951092
love 2015

>>211951085
That you love Japan

>>211951092
read jojolands because its really fucking funny
gunbuster is really good because noriko saved us all
:WA is always good
captain tylor is boring but funny
dungeon meshi is fun
ping pong is good
rosario vampire sucks ass but she's a good girl
Daima is TRASH

hell watch vatican miracle examiners

>>211951092
Space Dandy

>>211951101
agreed. I was legit enraged when I learned about Pamperchu and wanted elated when I learned of his cancer diagnosis.

i wish i could just fondle a woman all over

>>211951092
ping pong the animation

>>211951092
Black Ass Fuckers 21

>>211951113
sorry

salted black licorice is really underrated, its really good

The only time i've ever experienced a women lusting after me was when i forced myself to pretend to care about her
i never realized before that, that it's really as simple as pretending to be interested in their boring unremarkable life.
like if you just ask questions that expand on what they say, it gives the illusion of deep interest. even when you don't actually care at all

hate the taste of licorice, it tastes like bland rubber

Hate myself

>>211951166
it tastes like strong root beer/anise

I hate war and violence

>>211951161
>Anon discovers that women aren't really that bright after all

>>211951172
welcome. meetings on tuesday

>>211951166
That's what your mom says about my cum.

>>211951189
I bet this sounded edgier in your head

Just watched a big moth fly right into my firepit. I wonder if he just said "fuck it being a moth is gay af" and ended it?

>>211951205
giwtwm

>>211951205
All beings are attracted to their own destruction
or something

>>211951205
it was an indian wanting to be reborn

>>211951198
Nope, your mom keeps telling me to eat more pineapples and other sweet fruits, so my cum tastes better.
I was taking it into consideration.

>>211951205
fuck moths I hate those fuckers go be bird food somewhere else

>>211951131
maybe your mom will let you

Pardon me, sir. Where might I procure lodgings and a whore?

>>211951228
maybe your mom will let me

>>211951205
They have an instinctual response to light sources that causes them to fly into or around them. It's meant to help them remain oriented during the day by keeping the sun on their back, but it responds to artificial lights at night

cum just tastes like very slightly salty thick water

>>211951223
bro my mom is like 71 with menopause

>>211951122
>captain tylor is boring but funny
it can't be morning if you found it funny, by definition it amused and entertained you
>vatican miracle examiners
unfortunately I can't find that anime but it sounds interesting so I'll bookmark it and read the manga
>>211951133
not on the list faggot

I'll just watch some Space Dandy, that always soothes my soul

>>211951228
>>211951243
you guys should trade moms

>>211951230
Jason's house is 3 doors down

Can we please stop talking about having sex with each other's moms

I took your mom down to the pier they asked me what I used for bait

>>211951260
>unfortunately I can't find that anime
nigga you dumb

>>211951092
powerpuff girls because ur a huge faggot check em

>>211951225
Moths are cool though

gay porn son or momcest son

>>211951252
holy shit what a retarded animal. all these millions of years of evolution and these retards are still functioning on the beta launch DNA. dumb fuckers belong in my fire.

>>211951289
trap porn or straight up poo eating fag porn...

>>211951254
It tastes like salty mucus

>>211951280
powerpuff girls zed is great, faggot

>>211951294
no poo but sometimes piss

>>211951278
ok you link it bitch

>>211951290
Well it didn't matter at all for billions of years desu

How do you call it if you love Israel's fighting style in Gaza very much

>>211951268
Is it solved yet?

>>211951308
saar...

>>211951308
/cum/ is anti-Israel you know this very well

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF GOOGLE, FUCK OFF WITH THIS NO VALID CAPTCHA BULLSHIT

FUCK YOU HIROSHIMOOT

>>211951315
Sound like a you problem.

>>211951280
I actually made it to the final season of PPG a few weeks back, I put it on pause because I don't want the ride to end, it's pretty fun and has nice music

N

what are the odds the Germanfag and the Egyptbot show up at the exact same time

e

>>211951314
But I think they did nothing wrong and I'm confident they will continue doing nothing wrong

>>211951330
>>211951338
cum

What name is "Ned" short for?

>>211951308
>How do you call it if you love Israel

>>211951343
Nedleton

>>211951343
Nathanius Educamus

342 posts and no new thread

>>211951343
neduard

>>211951362
Threadcuck is about to post it riiiiiight now

>>211951289
I'd rather a gay porn son

>>211951367
Who's threadcuck?

Nedry obviously.

Why did my parents name me Conald

new
>>211951372
>>211951372
>>211951372

>>211951289
The second one is somewhat normal

>>211951349
Stop making them look based

>>211951343
Nedroid