Thread 211951372

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Glass all drunks

>>211951372 (OP)
I look like this and feel like this

Only had 4 pints and I'm out of beer so not drunk

>>211951379
no it's not that's fucked up beyond measure

read it

>>211951372 (OP)
High sub-edition

Paul McCartney seems like such a normie considering how much of a musical genius he is

if Hannah perched her perfect cheeks right on my face I wouldn't complain.

Business idea: coat strawberries in sweet batter and fry them

battling the urge to eat chocolate pretzels

Got a Partiful invite

DUDE

>>211951393
Ummmm Oedipus?????

>>211951405
Not sure how that would turn out

>>211951404
Need her to stick that gun in my pants and pull the trigger

>>211951398
He's also older than Lou Rawls

>>211951372 (OP)
Me rn because I found some old pictures of my ex wife while I was going through some ancient folders deleting stuff. Kind of thought I was long over this but I guess that was just a cope

>crush the villain under a mountain
>play baseball mere yards away from his eternal tomb hours later
hardcore

>>211951404
Would rape/10
Tear it up Saigon style

>>211951398
Paul McCartney’s estranged wife accuses the beloved Beatle of being a violent, heartless fiend who forbade her from breast-feeding their child by declaring, “They are my breasts”

>>211951424
moons out troons out

i eat the meat off the bone

Imagine being anti-weed in California

>>211951429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyTTpIVMaP0

>>211951441
to be fair he called dibs

>>211951444
You take after your mother

>>211951441
That's somewhat normal

I listen to John Cage. Yeah I'm pretty cool
https://youtu.be/iTjX4wPZWjw

Business idea: scream the N word at strangers.

Jihadists on 200 motorbikes storm Niger army base

>>211951404
She looks ugly. Disgusting republican makeup and outfit. I would not touch this bitch even if i were paid

>>211951429
why did you separate?

Hello hello hello

>>211951525
i'm sure she's super disappointed about that

>>211951092
I have actually seen just about everything here, unless its just going over my head I am assuming the sword world folder is actually a collection of lodoss war and rune soldier anime since they're both adaptations in which case you should watch Rune Soldier, its one of the most severely underrated shows of all time and its absolutely packed with that late 90s/early 00s kino artstyle

>>211951555
I'd tear that up Saigon style

I feel like i can very easily completely break off contact with a person i've known for a long time, and I pretty much feel nothing for this person after I break off contact
Wonder why i'm like this

>>211951555
terrible face
great bod

putting a frozen pizza in the oven then passing out drunk and letting it burn to a crisp over several hours
based or cringe?

>>211951576
>>211951568
she's literally perfect

>>211951583
bringe

>>211951583
TA.

>>211951531
I was always gone for work and she ended up cheating. I'm also ashamed of the way I was then, and I don't doubt I'm largely to blame for pushing her away by being too overbearing while away. Obviously the fault ultimately lies with her but still. Ironically the ego desth is probably the best thing that ever happened to me on a personal development level, but it's unfortunate that it happened at the expense of a life long love and peobably the best mother for my prospective children I could hope for.

>>211951583
based if you survive the house fire, cringe if that's how you die.

Get a grip

Man suffers because he takes seriously what God has made for fun

>>211951598
grim. im sure you'll find someone else

>>211951567
Yeah - Sword World, Gundam, SSSS, Movies, Nagai, Getter Robo, 717; those all have multiple series in them
I'll add Rune Soldier to the list

rate the hinge filters

If a nuclear weapon is detonated but ww3 doesn’t kick off did something happen

>>211951550
HELLO HELLO
THERE'S A PLACE CALLED VERTIGO

>>211951611
Condescending pseudo-intellectual arabs are one of my least favourite things of all time.

>>211951629
cringe

>>211951643
Why is that condescending

>>211951646
how

>>211951613
Already did
>turns out she can't conceive naturally
'Least I'm not alone though lol. My mom told me to go knock up some skank and keep the kid for myself but I'm not into it

>>211951629
honest opinion? cringe only because of the religion

>>211951629

>18-24

fag.

JUST IN: Tim Walz arrested

>>211951662
rofl

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/1cujypawzVQ

>>211951663
guaranteed money + high iq (and more recently, slightly chuddy)
>>211951664
yeah i don’t like my women with mileage on em
fertility windows and allat

>>211951682
nah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv11dYMsXQ

It's over. I missed by 10 minutes. All the waifubait army is sold out

*punches you in the stomach*

>>211951684
i dont understand the filter. are you filtering out jews or non jews?

>>211951708
filtering out non jews

>>211951654
Any time someone tries to "enlighten" you on spiritual matters they're instantly spouting bullshit. Arabs have a really bad habit of talking to people in a matter-of-fact way about stuff like this, because they're so delusional and enveloped in their own hubris about religion.

>>211951693
No
https://youtu.be/ovTyXIne2gE

>>211951713
You don't believe in anything spiritual at all?

>>211951711
Are you a masochist or something

>>211951716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-8s_S0s3sA

What do religious people think of religions other than their own?

>>211951711
Then why does it say dealbreaker? shouldnt it be deal-closer
seems like retarded u.i design

How to reverse mental illness

niggas be linking the most soy music possible

>>211951711
lmao

things are going smoothly with the girl, but since her mom is over she has to spend all the time with her. We have still been meeting a bit. We went out for coffee during afternoon since i was at work and my office is right next to hers. But I am not getting quality time with her. What do?

>>211951730
That he was a real religion and a mensch, but he was not our messiah

>>211951737
Funny.

Does your mobile service provider ever start throttling your data, so you pull the ol' airplane mode on-airplane mode off trick?

>>211951756
Throttle this dick!

>>211951756
i dont leave the house so no.

>>211951730
Religious people hate variants of their own religion--e.g sunni v.s shia, protestant v.s catholic--more than they hate completely different religions
Narciccism of small differences, or something

>>211951744
How long will her mom be in town?

>>211951623
Lodoss war is good as well but the ending feels very rushed and a bit incomplete (largely because it was the books were still being published at the time) Rune Soldier was also done before the books finished publishing but its a far more comedic less serious show so they were able to pull of an original ending that felt natural and not like you're missing something major

not on your list but if you're a fan of more classical sword and sorcery style fantasy maybe pick up Scrapped Princess at some point

I would also just drop claymore altogether, go read the manga, the anime adaptation isn't terrible for the first few episodes but it was published so early in to the run that it misses out on so much of the context from the manga that makes the plot actually make sense, the manga is excellent though and the art is amazing

Also watch Last Exile if you haven't already (only the original not Senpai) aesthetically one of the best anime of the 00s, I wish they would re-release the model kits for it I wasn't in to them at the time because I was so young but now a days I'd love to get my hands on some of the ships

Muslims be craaazy

>>211951761
Click it.

>>211951725
no. sort of. sometimes
>>211951737
talk to hinge about it idk

TEEN DRINKING IS VERY, VERY BAD
yo I got a fake ID 'doh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3H_S65N1b4

>>211951730
I think that if you examined all religious claims, the person of Jesus and his resurrection is the only one that could potentially be backed as a historical fact
But still some religions are people's genuine attempts at intuiting spiritual truth and if you use Christianity to "inform" yourself of them, they seem more credible. For example, Hinduism has its own Trinity. and Buddhisms method of salvation is basically imitating Christs example. I also think Jesus could be argued as the "Maitreya" of Buddhism. Jesus is also the living dao. Etc etc. Some religions just seem demonic though like Islam. And other gods besides the one revealed through the bible shouldn't be worshiped (but they can be genuine and relatively successful attempts at identifying attributes of God).

>>211951765
I haven't had WiFi at home for the past 10 months so I've been paying for 160gb of mobile data a month.

>>211951766
Wrong I am Catholic and hate Muslims and Jews waaaaaaaaay more than protestants or orthos. I wouldn't even say I hate other Christian sects. Also neutral towards Buddhism and feel a visceral disgust at Hinduism.

>>211951795
>his resurrection
Maybe he just wasn't actually dead when they buried him

>>211951769
she's here till this friday. this girl has been texting me everyday and we have been meeting a lot. Like we went out for a late night walk on wednesday, had drinks with mutual friends on thursday, coffee today. The 1-1 things are just not happening except the walk. Also, the more I've been meeting her, the more I want to meet her. I just wish she wont break my heart coz I'm getting a little attached now

>>211951798
>past 10 months
why

>>211951774
>senpai
Wow the word filter for family is still in place

>>211951807
Stop.

>>211951808
He'd still be severely wounded

>Im catholic
>I dont hate other Christian sects
[doubt]

Is /cum/ excited for The Passion Of The Christ 2?

>>211951819
Approve

>>211951809
welcome to the world of infatuation and limerence

>>211951798
wild to me. don't think I can do it

jesus didnt resurrect from the dead you retards the bible is fake and gay

>>211951836
I try not to get attached to anyone, but she's been texting me everyday for 2-3 weeks now. It'll hurt like a bitch if she stops ngl. I feel like I'm getting lovebombed and my life has always been shit so I feel like the end is coming soon

>>211951845
Mohammed is sucking Iblises cock in hell literally right now

>>211951809
If she's only here for a short time then don't sweat it. Worst you can do is seem like you're trying to take away her mom time

>>211951846
>I try not to get attached to anyone
there's nothing you can do about it. hormones are incredibly powerful

>>211951845
This and stop calling destiny a cuck and Muhammad a pedophile

>>211951856
true

>>211951865
What kind of Muslim are you

>>211951865
Aryan.

>>211951855
I stopped using a dating app the week before I met her. Thinking if I should start again to get a few bitches. Everything is going good with her, but I just feel like I'll be incredibly sad if something happens and she leaves.

>>211951873
atheist

>>211951881
You.

drinking milk

>>211951845
He did, though. The tomb was empty, even his enemies didn't deny that.

>>211951856
>stop calling ... Muhammad a pedophile
He was, though. She was 9 years old, that's literal pedophilia.

>>211951899
>He was, though. She was 9 years old, that's literal pedophilia.
I was just being facetious I'm a Christian
>>211951894
Enjoy your beverage t Hanks

>>211951724
I think thirdies who stone women to death for not covering their face are in no position to lecture anyone about anything (except maybe the best ways to stone a woman to death).

>>211951877
I'm going to be real with you. If you guy's aren't fucking already then it's not serious yet and you shouldn't treat it as such

>>211951913
thanks bud

It's crazy how I still don't have a gf

>>211951914
Ok well you said anytime which implied you don't believe any of it at all

>>211951899
>tomb empty
>ergo, ressurection

>>211951918
love and sex are mutually exclusive

>>211951918
you are right anon. I wasnt till like a couple days back, but I feel like I've spent too much time talking with her which is getting to my head.

>>211951934
Move

>>211951927
You are THE MAN t hanks

Women do be having soft skin

>>211951937
I don't think you know what mutually exclusive means

>>211951821
i can promise you that no catholic thinks about you or your church lil bro

Best Beatles song?

>>211951951
sorry im drunk.

211951954
>we dont care

>>211951954
Catholic cult used to burn everyone to death for believing the Bible or owning one or translating it or preaching Biblical salvation, history proves they're obsessed with Christians who actually believe the Bible.

>>211951954
Nta but catholics (or at least people pretending to be catholic) post about prots all the time

>>211951973
TA.

The Beetles are gayer than most athiests

>>211951954
>>211951987
Oh yeah, and they'd burn you to death for teaching your kids the Lord's prayer at one point too.

>>211951971
She's So Heavy

>>211951937
Having sex with someone you don't love sounds gross

>>211951971
palace of the king of birds
yesterday
two of us
dear prudence
I'll follow the sun
lucy in the sky with diamonds
till there was you
love me do
I've got a feeling

>>211952014
The song about your mom

>>211952025
>I've Got A Feeling
No that's the Black Eyed Peas

>>211952039
shut the fuck up zoomer

>>211951971
norwegian wood

Beatles are trash. Literally the jew pop of their era.

Thinking about dem beanz

>>211952075
>t.

>>211951973
Anyway the point wasn't that it isn't love without sex, but that becoming physically intimate shows a certain level of commitment and exclusivity to the relationship. Unless you're one of those not before marraige freaks, it usually comes when the woman is comfortable getting more serious

>>211952019
Having sex with someone you don't like is gross. But you don't have to love them for it to be nice, just like them

Are ugly people actually attracted to eachother?

>>211952058
I'm not a beatles fan, personally, but even I can admit that their music is pretty timeless

>>211952118
once they love each other, yes.

>>211952128
I can't fall in love with someone who isn't nice to look at

>>211952132
love is more than just looks. looks fade away but love doesnt

>>211952132
TA.

THINK Im getting slightly drunk

I believe you all can wake up and do better and be happier. Goodnight

>>211952086
my point is there's no strict causal relationship between love and sex.

>>211952158
Can you run it?

>>211952162
night bud

>>211951416
I’m Anti-Oedipus

my point is we need to give these fucking nerds some more wedgies these days, they're nerding out of control

>>211952086
>>211952166
you are both right. I need to fuck her quick

>>211952118
I've wondered that myself and I've concluded no, surely not. But you must be realistic about the means by which you get the things you want in life, and you can learn to find people attractive in unconventional ways. I think that's why there are a lot of incels, now. A lot of them simply won't come to terms with the reality of it and can't move on to get the things they want out of life

>>211952158
im drunk and contemplating sepuku

>>211952125
More like pretty tasteless

>>211952196
I need to piss

>>211952196
I’m spraying diarrhea into a toilet

sometimes I just feel like she's out of my league. She is good looking and comes from wealth. I am ok looking. I'm doing pretty good for myself and jacked too, but i come from a broken home. I should be more confident

>>211952197
Did someone say pretty tasty

>>211952214
Pov.

>>211952213
You have diarrhea a lot

>>211952190
you're missing the point. if you both truly love each other, you do not need to show it in the form of intercourse. being vulnerable around someone is more than just sex. sex deepens love but you dont need sex to fall in love.

piss in my mouth

>>211952083
>Bean Boy is 23 years old now

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

>>211952217
Knock me out.

>>211951971
Idk Penny Lane

>>211952217
I saw Morrissey in The Good Mixer in Camden in Jan 1985 and was surprised to see him sitting with no security, tucking into a steaming hot pie and mash with peas and loads of gravy.

Since he's normally up for a hug from his fans, I decided to chance interupting his meal and approached him asking if he would please sign my ass so I could get it tattooed on later.

Surprisingly, he seemed only too happy to oblige, so I presented my posterior and in the way of small talk asked how he was enjoying his pie.

He explained that it was pretty tasty, but had been having some thoughts about his diet and had decided to gorge himself on pies, fish suppers, steaks, bacon, and a mixed kebab before going back to start his new album in the studio.

Imagine my surprise when a month later the new The Smiths album came out, and it was called "Meat is Murder"!

Don't get me wrong, I've seen hypocrysy from musicians many a time when hanging around the Camden scene, but Morrissey really took the full packet of bourbon creams that day!

I was trying to type something and Google autocomplete suggested "commies"

>>211952196
You should not drink

>>211952226
ik, its the first time I've spent so much time with a girl without sex. I usually meet girls from dating apps. This one is from school. Funny we never talked much while in school, but we are talking so much as soon as we graduated. Also, if I fumble, she'll tell all my friends so I really dont wanna come off as a creep

Haven’t had a beer in a freaking month

>>211952223
All me btw (all poo funny diarrhea posts)

Can't get over these hoes

>>211952214
>I should be more confident
Correct. It's important to know how to be happy by yourself, though, too. Co-dependancy just turns the relationship into a zombie

>>211952270
Anon I am very happy by myself that's the exact reason why I am concerned because I'm getting used to talking with her so much.

If you’re so smart then why aren’t you successful?

>>211952251
4chan is the reason I had to turn the autocorrect feature off on my phone

>>211952258
Good. Join teetotal gang

>>211952257
most likely you all are early in your relationship and infatuation has masked your vision. give it some time to wear off and you'll start seeing her as a normal human, warts and all. it's also okay to fumble and make mistakes and if she did truly love you, those tiny mistakes wouldn't matter in the grand scheme of things. love is incredibly powerful and a gift.

>>211952289
I am successful but I've never thought of myself as smart. I am very hard working tho

This guy is hilarious
>stolen valour schizo con man goes to the Afghan War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Idema

If a girl offered you a BJ and you said "sure but you have to finger me while you do it," would it give her the ick

i like pissing inside a girls mouth

Unemployment rate in Canada has risen to 7.0%

>>211952284
As a White person, I have never done that.

>>211951988
Tired of seeing proddies let women speak in church, support lgbt, think sinning is fine, and their infatuation with jews really bothers me.

>>211952317
I'm never letting any woman near my butthole.
It's too hairy, I can never be certain there isn't poop residue hiding around it

>>211952319
It's just the jeets scamming welfare

>>211952300
there is no such thing as love. bitches don't care, they only want the best options. Ik I'm one of the best options for her. I'm interviewing for a job that'll pay me 250k here and 350 in burgerland. I've been in """love""" before, bitch left me for a trust fund guy

>>211952319
Go home.

>>211952324
countless such cases

>>211952326
She's the one who should be bothered by that, not you

>>211952318
Duality of guys who like pissing in a girl’s mouth vs guys who like a girl pissing in their mouth…

>>211952319
we're definitely seeing the side effects on /cum/
>211952317
>211952318
>211952259

It is kind of curious that women are all into charity and helping the needy but they never go around blowing depressed guys

i like pissing inside a pussy and asshole

>>211951971
A Day In The Life

>>211952326
I always got an egyptian wax from a woman. Had to go to the same one every time because most won't do men for obvious reasons. This girl was cool though. Don't feel bad either because I keep my butt squeaky clean

>>211952327
The unemployment rate does not include people who are not part of the workforce. For that, you’d need to look at the workforce participation rate. An unemployed person is defined as someone who is actively seeking employment, but can’t find it.

>>211952346
And the opposite is true.

>>211952256
/cum/ is a proud /druk/ general

>>211952329
>there is no such thing as love
the very fact that you're saying that means you've never experienced it.

>>211951971
Let it be

>>211952370
Infatuation is the word you are looking for which wears off very soon

Revised my itinerary for my next eurotrip

seeing piss squirt out of a girls asshole is so hot

>>211952379
correct. you've experienced infatuation/limerence not love.

This was the song I used to listen all the time with my ex. I started hearing it again after 3yrs now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ

>>211952384
The Moroccan.

>>211952389
Shut up man

>>211952404
RL is getting desperate for attention

>>211952404
Good.

>>211952404
i love filling up a girls asshole with my piss and making her unload all of that piss

>>211952398
yea because there is no such thing as love. The fucking divorce rate is 50%. Bitches are just not loyal

Go ahead. take your best shot at me

oh yes im cumming

If you litter then you’re not doing a very good thing

>>211952423
just because you've never experienced it does not prove love is non existent

>>211951971
Yellow Submarine

>>211952436
I look like this.

Really don’t want brain cancer

I bet you got some J-Kwon, you ain't got no fuckin Yeezy?

>>211952441
you'll be posting here in a little while after she leaves you i'll tell you that. I used to be like you

>>211952445
that song is meatphor for swimming in piss

>>211952471
maybe you're the problem? given how incredibly bitter you are.

You're a dead liar, redditleaf. You can't penetrate a girl's vagina or butthole without getting hard, and guess what's impossible to do while hard? Urinate.
Checkmate.

Who’s winning in Ukraine

>>211951372 (OP)
is texas really dixie and south?
its too liberal for dixies, too conservative for yankees

this burger is so retarded. dont (((you))) me again. i bet you are a jeet

Crazy how spy cucked scout

>>211952363
Does collecting unemployment not mean you must also be looking for a job in canada?

>>211952472
I heard the beatles showered in piss for a week

>>211952370
Or he was scorned by it

>>211952489
Different leaf, but I can piss with a hard on. Zero interest in pissing inside a woman albeit

>>211952489
your piss is more powerful when hard though

fuck I'm seething now

>>211952516
Yes.

>>211952501
It's Mexican

>>211952516
the fact that he randomly drops his potential paycheck on an anonymous basket weaving form most likely shows he's vapid and deserved it kek

>>211952507
Scout wasn't fucking his mom

the romans used pee as mouth wash

>>211952537
It comes from a place of deep pain and longing

>>211952510
Canada’s employment insurance scheme is grants pretty stingy benefits, and is rather strict about actually proving that you’re genuinely looking for work, and putting yourself out there to get jobs, at least relative to other countries. Much easier to just get on mental health related neetbux or whatever, for someone looking to milk the system. I’ve never used EI or neetbux, personally, but I’ve heard about it from others.

>>211952556
Anyway.

>>211952541
Then what was he upset about

>>211952561
>scheme is grants
*scheme grants

>>211952556
true. he's probably incredibly lonely and may have used that relationship to his own advantage/benefit not realizing relationship is all about give and take

jesus lived during roman times therefore he likely used pee as mouth wash. checkmate christ cucks

>>211952581
Are you a woman by any chance

>>211952585
why do you ask?

>>211952583
Apply.

I’ll never be rich

>>211952585
its 100% a roastie or a liberal faggot if not a troon

>>211952595
>>211952528
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>211952592
You seem to have a hard time sympathizing with him
Women struggle from a different kind of loneliness I think

>lashing out on 4chan because someone does not share his same constricted worldview
kinda sad

>>211952575
His coworker fucked his mom

>>211952619
That was me who fucked his mom

who are you guys talking about

>>211952628
Me

You prove love exists, by loving the unlovable.

>>211952628
Sage

>>211952628
Your mom

>>211952629
why are you upset

I love you all

>>211952643
Pollution.

Your rod and your staff, they comfort me

>>211952615
to some extent yes because he's portraying himself as a truly flawless human who was betrayed. he hasn't mentioned his potential mistakes + lashing out makes for compelling reasons why she left him.

why tf are roasties posting here? I didn't sign up for this shit

Mermaid man and barnacle boy

Around about halfway in to forecast torrential rainfall event here in Alberta. No flooding yet.

>>211952673
Check out your local gay club if you’re looking for an all-male scene

Find yourself a spouse who complements and supports you and makes you better.

>>211952659
Are you the drunk foid

>>211952682
Tried torrenting a rainfall but no one was seeding

>>211952693
how does anyone of that matter?

>>211952433
you love this reddit image don't ya

>>211952703
Spinny you're venting your frustrations on that anon

>>211952702
bunch of selfish bastards

stop blog posting

>>211952723
New

>>211952722
Shut up hoe

>>211952714
im not that poster. just trying to understand his situation

when you brush your teeth once every 4 weeks so your gums are bleeding then drink a coffee and it hits you harder

>>211952722
Never

>>211952738
*Headpats you*

>>211952753
stupid incel creep