>W-we're going to die in Iran!
Nah nigga you're going to Vietnam.

Someone please luigi this faggot (in need for speed most wanted)

Lmao

>>211951892
Hope you mean tRump

>>211951826 (OP)
That's the ketamine talking

>>211951826 (OP)
kek this guy is such a retard

I'd join Vietnam or Korea 2.0 in a heartbeat but wouldnt go to Iran.

>i want to join politics
>see what inside politics
>"this is inhumane."
>leave
wtf was this idiot thinking?

>>211951963
What about Taiwan 1.0?

>>211951826 (OP)
viets are tough i wouldnt underestimate them

>>211951892
Why not in Mario party where you can be Luigi?

What enflamed this half-century-old beef

Remember when he woke up from his drug binge and deleted literally all of these tweets. He started glazing Trump and simping for him even after Trump directly stated he was done with Elon and never wanted to see him again.

>>211951965
Maybe in a submarine. Getting 1 shotted by a missle/drone on a navy ship would be lame

>>211951989
He said this the same time he said trump was in the Epstein files.

>>211951993
I still don't get how you can call someone a pedo and then just be like "no nevermind he's cool"

>>211952004
You can join the Filipinos in the Shanghai landing
>>211952011
Ketamine

>>211951953

He objectively is. he has asbergers, and you can see it in almost EVERYTHING this dummy does.

Unironically how the fuck is Elon Musk the richest person on Earth? Everything he does seems low IQ, I have never seen him say anything intelligent ever.

>>211952023
Did he actually admit he was on drugs? It's the only thing that would explain why he said all that about Trump. Continuing to act like nothings wrong would mean he knows he's in the files and decided not to press the issue

>>211952074
He is just a face for Govcorp projects like Zuckerberg. An actor unironically

>>211952011
he thought he was more important than he really is. the most pathetic thing he did was call for Trump's impeachment like he had any political power. these tech people are irrelevant, what matters is Trump's will

You would think someone this important would have done at least one thing in his life where even his biggest haters can say "all right I'll give him that"

>>211951963
I don't think you'll be allowed to get high and rape the locals this time

>>211952130
Woke gone mad

>>211951964
To be fair would it have been any smarter if he stayed

Take your pick
Vietnam: jungle mountains
Korea: snow mountains
Iran: desert mountains

>>211952149
Jungle sounds comfiest

>>211952149
Snow mountains

>>211952130
How to relieve stress then

>>211952087
>Did he actually admit he was on drugs?
no, he denies it to this day. However, it's an open secret that he takes ketamine and other drugs. He famously admitted to drinking alcohol with some medication that induces brain damage, the guy's head is fried beyond belief.

Don't let this distract you from the fact this nigga's hairline is bought and paid for

>>211952218
Real chads own the norwood

>>211951964
People in this country generally believe we are wholesome democracy and the rile of law prevails because they’re cattle.

If I became president, I would lock myself in an undisclosed nuclear bunker, clean out every intelligence position I could and appoint loyalists then slowly purge every foreign agent and dissident of my policies possible through rapid arrests, assassinations and media blackouts. I would be somewhere between Stalin and Sulla in nature. It would happen over the span of a couple weeks at absolute most and only then would I begin appearing in public again. I would be extremely paranoid even then.

>>211951989
Vietnam has their own electric cars called Vinfast, Elon sees this as a threat lmao

51st state?
oh nice free US citizenship here I come

the fuck did vietnam even do this time
theyre not even communist anymore so the whole reason we went to war with them the first time was completely retarded, what reason could we possibly have now that they're just another seamonkey country

>>211952366
make cool movies and music :D

>>211952087
Trump admits he does

>>211952163
enjoy

>>211952074
He bought out failing businesses that had potential with his daddy's money. You think a stuttering buffoon like Elon would pass a corporate initial interview with a HR roastie recruiter?

>>211952163
Lol no
Hope you like ants.
If china invades we will let you handle the beaches so we can do the mountains

hmm... actually, vietnam seems to make a good bridgehead against China for protecting Taiwan.
The Vietnamese themselves also hate China and potentially allow US army to place military bases without invasion or something.
and if it provokes the Chinese military intervention, it would also cause a major economic damage to China, even if the US ends up retreating from Vietnam again.

>>211952023
Don't worry about it bro. If China invades taiwan SEA will declare total war and invade Mainland China. We will only stop if Taiwan government takes over the mainland and Hong Kong is declared a sovereign nation. praise kek.

>>211951826 (OP)
they're retarded enough that i believe it

>>211952473
Stop.

>>211952468
Then it wouldn't be an invasion. In Taiwan some have suggested china would probably invade Vietnam during a Chinese invasion in order to get their troops south enough to open the straight of Malacca. But Chinese would have to be over estimating their ability

>>211952470
Frens

>>211952470
We will secure sabah and mindanao when everyone is busy in mainland.

>>211952149
North Korea takes American defectors all the time so them.

>>211952531
>>211952470
Your gonna get BTFO and then we’re gonna take your tiny islands lmao

>>211951826 (OP)
He's high on ketamine. His rocket racket blew up again too.

>>211952802
chang'd out

Musk is seeking refugee status in russia lmao

>>211953016
It is through the grace of Trump that Elon and his companies still exist.

That’s why he was simping so hard lol.

>>211952470
>will declare total war
You and what navy?

>>211951826 (OP)
You will go and die for Israel, pay up for it and you will be happy.

>>211951826 (OP)
>Musk claims

>>211953032
>It is through the grace of Trump that Elon and his companies still exist.
Isn't his big beautiful bill cutting EV subsidies and this made Elon chimp out? Can't have it both ways

>>211953061
I am at it.

>>211952023
>Shanghai landing
The only way this is possible is if transport ships can sail into China's most tightly defended coastal area with impunity. This requires taking out all of China's navy, air force, ground missile installations, radar, satellites. No country is capable of doing this today.

>>211952511
>In Taiwan some have suggested china would probably invade Vietnam during a Chinese invasion in order to get their troops south enough to open the straight of Malacca.
All other details aside, this idea alone is nonsense since Chinese troops could just walk through allied Laos and Cambodia.

>>211953209
Additionally a blockade of Malacca is diplomatically not possible unless China became isolated after years of prolonged warfare. This is because Singapore, Indonesia and Malaysia are not in the anti China camp like Philippines is. They would not tolerate the US strong arming them into cutting off one of their largest sources of revenue, and may align with China to keep the waterways open.

>>211951892
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

>>211953324
Past.

>>211951826 (OP)
Why is American politics such a freak show?

>>211952366
>the fuck did vietnam even do this time
>theyre not even communist anymore
They are a one party Marxist-Leninist state, but yes, they're not even communist anymore. The real communist is Kamala Harris o algo.

>>211951965
My bet´s on china´s lmao, get rekt