Thread 211954105

Imagine if the CHADISOVAN BVLL still existed today...

*gulp*

>>211954105 (OP)
>implying they dont exist anymore

I am 5ft 5 and lactose intolerant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uchY5hjs8U

>>211954105 (OP)
Cro-Magnons raped them and neanderthals out of existence

>>211954105 (OP)
And since they were a human species, their dicks would be proportionally large too unlike other apes like gorillas and chimpanzees. Imagine encountering a 7 foot denisovan as a human male. You're comparatively so small he'd think you were a female and probably rape you, and his cock would be genuinely big and girthy.

Great, thanks OP, my wife saw this thread and now I have to go rent her a Denisovan bull.

>>211954915
out of jealousy

>>211954105 (OP)
Aren't East Asians the people with most Denisovan ancestry?

There are still 7 foot people thoughever

>>211954105 (OP)
>chad bull
>completely died out
Doesn't sound like much of a chad.

>>211955428
they were hunted down to prevent sexual competition
same as Neanderthals
otherwise all women would have wanted BDC only

>>211955498
>7 foot tall giga chads lose to tiny soy men
Really doesn't sound like a chad at all if the equivalent of Redditors managed to beat him into literal non-existence.

>>211955518
>what are spears

>>211955518
100 warwick davis with small swords would easily kill you

>>211955222
>homo amsterdamensis

>>211955528
>giga chad defeated by a pointed stick and was unable to make his own pointed stick

>>211955566
This says a lot about society, actually

>>211954105 (OP)
wowie big teeth
*bang bang bang

>>211955518
>>211955603
in that scenario they're also not dedicated to genocide, just self-defense
they might not even conceive of the idea, they wouldn't see the point

>>211955201
No match for BBC tho.

>>211954105 (OP)
>Modern human
>Shorter then 6'3''
Yeah, no.

>>211955518
Or maybe food security is so bad back then that smaller statue end up having greater survival advantage thanks to lower upkeep?

>>211955628
>big chad so SCARED of tiny soy-magnon he had to cover in fear and not do anything

They weren't necessarily "extinguished" in an overwhelmingly violent way, they were genuinely bred out of existence, the average Eurasian has Denisovan DNA (around 0.2%) the same way we have Neanderthal DNA (around 3%). They were probably very numerically inferior.

>>211954105 (OP)
They are still living in Kandahar and other regions of Afghanistan and Central Asia, this is the main reason for the 2001 invasion, the eternal war against the Denisovans keeps going after thousands of years.

>>211955759
When that homo sapiens pussy so good you forgot to breed your own women.

>>211955942
tighter

what a story mark lol

>>211955340
Certain Philippine Negrito groups and Australopapuans have the most Denisovan ancestry: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982221009775