Thread 211956404

Get the bedding washed edition

>>211956377
You're okay with eating Jeets' poo particles inside curry then?

>>211956404 (OP)
jokes on you, already done mine today

Early greggs for me lads

>>211956404 (OP)
Wish I did now but have to go out in 30 minutes

>>211956432
Yup.

leftypol first date discussion sub edition

>>211956432
practically every type of fast food place is staffed by 'jeets, you cannot avoid the poo particles

>>211956432
As opposed to some fat white gammons poo particles when you order a roll.

hypothetically if someone had put off washing their bedding for a year, would a single wash on the Intensive setting remove the yellow sweat stains from the bedding or would this person be better off just buying new bedding?

You lads wearing shorts today then?

>>211956432
part and parcel

i tried the blind date gimmick, didnt work

>>211956474
Sure am big dog

>>211956473
>put off washing their bedding for a year
how tf does your gf allow that

>>211956477
Could make sense.

>>211956466
Just don't buy fast food innit
>>211956472

>>211956474
already got my gay little short shorts on

>>211956473
Probably just buy new bedding. Or chuck in a couple scoops of vanish.

>>211956473
new

>>211956474
currently naked in my flat
have a poo protector towel down to stop the arse juices and sweat staining the sofa again though

>>211956492
I don't have one and no one else besides me is ever in the flat, in case that was unclear.

>>211956494
scrombulating

>>211956474
Got my 2 inch inseam shorts on

16, clumsy and shy

HUNGOVER as shit and about to have a filthy wank to trannies

Chopped up sausages in a dutch curry with dried sultanas

>>211956473
It doesn’t work lad, the stains stay. Happened to me as well but I keep them as spares.

>>211956524
perfect for your 1 incher :P

>>211956527
gross haha which tranny?

your honour, her hymen snapped

>>211956515
I know lad
I was aware mate

>>211956538
perusing the trap thread on /gif/ to find material

>>211956525
Mods ban this underage user

>>211956513
>again

>>211956530
>dutch curry
w-what?

>>211956534
I'm a top with 6 inches m8

>>211956494
>Mate I can’t even seize the remote when me nan’s watching The Chase

omds Rorke’s just been parred off by fucking ChatGPT

>>211956525
thats the story of rorke's life

>>211956494
>Mate I can’t even seize the remote when me nan’s watching The Chase
fucking SCREAMING

might pop to m&s

The 5 inch BWC hasn't been wanked in a while

Not illegal to go around town centres in a high vis and open up lamposts to wire in signal jammers

>>211956597
Deep.

Going to watch 28 years later all day when it releases, every single available viewing. Shall set up a sofa fort in the cinema. If anyone wants to join my 28 years later megathon sofa fort fest in Milton Keynes cineworld then let me know.

know your place, biomass

>>211956618
I will avoid your smeggy incel encampment

>>211956536
Basado y rossopilado

>>211956630
pangpang know she gon have to settle for timmy

>>211956630
bug roasties seething

>>211956653
Maybe that's it.

>>211956653
And she still wont fuck you, heatherincel

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

>>211956473
soak them in a bucket with soapy water and give them a good rubbing

>>211956630
What's an ABG?

She's cute in the bottom left pictures

>>211956631
your loss

>>211956630
How could they even think that their biomass selves were good enough for Aryan men?

nanberg does love game shows to be fair. Always end up watching Tipping Point then The Chase when over for dinner

unfortunately she quite likes Deal or No Deal too, which is absolutely dire, so I sometimes suffer through that too.

>>211956675
I’m not interested in low value women

>>211956698
Deal or no deal is much better than tipping point and the chase.

>>211956684
Missed

>>211956698
Deal or no deal was a favourite of my nanberg before she died.
It's complete shit, no skill at all and noel edmunds gives me nonce vibes

>>211956675
I've shagged over 50 northern European women. East Asian women are subhuman lmao

so freaking horny would honestly shag one of you

>>211956687
Amateur beer garden

>>211956716
Oh wait, I got confused and was thinking of pointless. Yeah, deal or no deal is shit

Countdown is great though

>>211956735
FAGGOT DIE

>>211956709
>>211956734
touched a nerve didnt i LOL
you've never have sex heatherpaedo, /brit/ is your life

>>211956752
Only if you get it.

I will follow you
Will you follow me?

>>211956716
to be honest they're all shite but at least with the other 2 you can feel the neurons in your brain weakly firing when questions come up

>>211956724
yeah I don't like Noel Edmonds either. I don't mind Stephen Mulhern though, he does it now.

>>211956735
you'd have to be gentle with me because I wouldn't be used to it

>>211956473
Buy new.

>>211956751
powerful.

Anyone got a decent cricket streaming app for a firestick?

>>211956790
yes thanks

>>211956757
can you not read timmy
your only option will be pang pang you pathetic incel

>>211956790
yeah

the /pol/ meme is calling Israel the USA's "greatest ally" but hearing US Zionist politicians actually talk they never actually say that. they much more likely say "greatest partner in the middle east". which is probably true unless it's Jordan or Egypt

America's greatest ally is probably Japan

>>211956787
Russian

>>211956687
Asian Baby Girl
the one's with tattoos and an attitude

>>211956787
If he hadn't invaded Poland, fifteen million white lives would've been saved

>>211956751
>lying with his eyes closed

fun to consider whether the author deliberated on the word choice of "lying" over "laying" here

>>211956812
project on heatherpaedo
you will never have sex, you will never be loved

>>211956822
ktim

Sven GORAN VPNsson

If I was king I'd take Saturday Kitchen off the air
Utter shit it is

>>211956848
I guarantee I've had sex more times than you

>>211956880
it used to be alri about 10 years ago but now it's a soulless husk

Me?
Im a national socialist man
Always have been, always will

>>211956473
Strip it lad, google it
Basically stick it in a bathtub with bleach overnight, gets all the shit out

GET ME OFF THIS BASTARD ISLAND

got the breakfast scran ordered

Going to make my own zombie mini film in scotland. Might not have a single zombie in it but it will be high octane running from zombies, setting up encampments and trying to make it to the most north western point of britain on foot. Watching people's faggot shit where they go on walks in the wilderness is gay but making it on a zombie backdrop is based.

>>211956899
mad how they just started LARPing as Romans and everyone went along with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDcefX-eOKQ

breakfast is served

>>211956922
So...

crazy that hitler would have been a pol chud and never got anything done these days

>>211956882
you spend all day spamming /brit/ with autistic nonsense, you dont go out and shag

>>211956899
He was wrong to invade shitty Poland
That decision cost the lives of twenty million white Europeans

>>211956473
>remove the yellow sweat stains from the bedding or would this person be better off just buying new bedding?
once its stained it isnt coming out. just buy new stuff

>>211956933
lush, lush, lush.

>>211956922
Is macaroni and cheese your favourite British food?

Palestine chatted shit, got banged
Israel chatted shit, is getting banged

the chat shit > get banged cycle cannot be denied

>>211956936
Yeah.

>>211956880
>the rick stein sea food dish
>the hairy bikers british dish
>the 2 greedy italian rustic dish (kino)
>the nadiya hussein spicy dish

>>211956933
it lush

zombie films lost their allure when it turned out most "normal" people are already zombies
see the covid lockdowns
being the only person with a mouth on the underground time and time again was an experience
every now and then a black would be fre faced as well and we'd be like respect lmao

is it summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcYjIule694
is it saturday

>>211956940
>there is no time before /brit/

>>211956684
>>211956910

You're overestimating my willingness to expend effort. The most I am willing to do is put them in the washing machine and turn the dial to 60°C.

The consensus seems to be that that won't fix them so I'll throw them out instead (in another 4 months when I can be arsed).

>>211956955
grow up

Ive got a good feeling about canada...

rah! soundboy already knows i'll be rocking these come monday. this is a huge W for your boy!

>>211956962
it's just the hairy biker now ;__;

>>211957005
grim

>>211956951
didnt know brits invented mac and cheese

Sheeple II: The Wakening

>>211957014
grim

>>211957005
fire bro

>>211957000
It's funny they look like they could be Jewesses

>>211956985
what so you gave up your shagging days to become an autistic freak who spams a 4chan general 12 hours a day?
you expect anyone to believe that? LOL

>>211957005
Thanks doc

>>211956972
>I refused to wear a mask because I'm such a rebel and a free thinker, I'm no sheep open your eyes man

got the reconstrukction of light on

>>211957019
Translated.

The Frost/Nixon of the 2020s

>>211957014
you jelly of my 5s? common incel L

>>211957026
thank you brodie

more hard hitting journalism

>>211956941
Post WWI Poland was a fake country created by the treaty of Versailles who's borders were created by the allies. Hitler was 100% justified in taking back the parts of Poland where germans lived (the danzig corrider) Germany tried diplomacy but the bone headed and thick as pig shit polacks refused to negotiate and got what they deserved

>most "normal" people are already zombies
>see the covid lockdowns
alright rorke give it a rest. its been 5 years

>>211957042
how was it not true lol

>>211957005
blud wearing air jordans in big june 2025
a real stuck in 2020 donny

>>211956630
>>211956657
>>211956692
Good posts

>>211957046
she looked good in that dress ngl

>>211957049
Jordan 4s or Jordan 1s
only niggers wear the rest

>>211957046
I bet Tate said he respects her hustle or something like that

>>211957000
nice fucking arse on that one

>>211957061
stock bot response whenever someone brings up the biggest psyop in history

>>211957055
this suggests they didn't have a choice

anyone tried that big arch yet? Might be time for a maccas trip

leftypol booking his 24th covid jab

>>211957067
only incels and hypebeasts care bro.... i been rocking jordans since day and that's straight facts and i do it for the culture, i'm not some NPC shit...

>>211957075
4s doe be fire doe but chaboy rocks 5 when the 'ways on point. the grape 5s be grails - a nigga will rock 'em and you ain't gon' stop 'im.

im just trying to be who i'm destined to be. but niggas keep trying to take my life away.

The truth is worth dying for

>>211957142
heard 3 bad reviews on here

Just wear some brown boots my mum got me for christmas about 7 years ago. Don't see an issue desu

>>211957142
fucking ten pounds for a burger mate, it could be gaucho grill quality and i'm still just not giving them the satisfaction

>>211957142
Yeah it’s absolutely lush mate, like a much penger version of the Big Mac

>>211957158
Girl.

>>211957005
TND

Okay, this is based...

ketlad here. i'm about to do some ket

Expecting a delivery today so I can't leave the house. Shame really, I was going to go climb Everest and really turn my life around

>>211957150
>i do it for the culture
nigga you dont know what the culture is. you 100% had your shoes made into shoefiti

>>211957158
>>211957165
So true bros

Covid was a huge blackpill for a lot of men. Many men by nature are counter culture and independant. All of a sudden society started being extremely retarded and hive minded and enforcing the nonsense on each other. It was clearly not correct but it was accepted. I know many men who were ostricised for this. I know many more who were just blackpilled and stopped giving a fuck about traditional ideas of 'society' such as going to work 9-5, getting the house, getting the car, getting the wife, having the kids etc.

Covid destroyed society in many ways and people opened their mind. That is the most impact it had was the social change where people realised it's all just a big silly game and it's up to you whether you'll play, but you will always lose.

>>211957178
mental how they've been allowed to just jack up all the prices and it's never ever going to return to being cheap

Alcohol induced feels incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE

anyone remember weedlad

>>211957250
Move.

>>211957247
*yawns loudly over this post*

>>211957234
Hope your parents discover your motionless body in your room and a year later they decide to withdraw the feeding tube

When I worked during covid, grown men with kids came in and said

>"I don't know the rules! Boris just needs to tell me the rules!"

People are just retarded and do not deserve their 'freedom'

dogbergs are being spergs again

>>211957250
maccas is just an addiction at this point. i know benniemongs spending like 50 quid a week in there

>>211956997
ummm no?

>>211957261
I DON'T MEAN
TO SEEM LIKE I CARE ABOUT
MATERIAL THINGS

>>211957274
dogspergs

>>211957273
Because they have kids. Like Tom Cruise yelling at anti-maskies on set about how they're jeopardizing others' ability to feed their families

life's gettin' irie.

>>211957000
I'd just change the channel personally

>>211957278
that is one positive outcome of it all, fat poor people are being punished for choosing fast food too frequently

>>211957214
you don't need to go full schizo, lose all credibility, and deny the holocaust when it's much better to just claim it was one of many similar instances but because of jewish influence is made out to be worse than anything else (including the current holocaust israel is committing)

too hot. fanny feels like the sarlaac pit x

i worked at a bank during covid and we mostly closed the lobby and did everything through drive through

it was great

>>211957247
Bro still obsessing over shit that happened 6 years ago

>>211957273
Wow what a free thinking 'ard nut we got here

still in bed farting

usually pay around 12 quid or thereabouts for a double quarter pounder w/ cheese and some chicken selects

it's just what you need to pay to get an appreciable amount of food from mcdonalds

>>211957375
any cuties?

>>211957113
blud thinks he escaped the matrix because he saw an infographic about 5G towers and 5 minute cities made by a labourer in wolverhampton

>>211957322
>released 2009
I remember listening to that whole album in my smelly teenage bedroom a very long time. Nostalgic.

>>211957370
100%
holocaust exceptionism entails denying (one of countless genocides) as well as making it thee genocide of all time

>>211957375
>drive through bank
Fuck off there’s no way that actually exists

>>211957375
aye same mate I worked as an oil tanker ship captain and we closed our port and just did it all through the drive through instead, was quality

>>211957273
Covid showed that 2/3 of brits would be entirely happy in north korea
Every cunt that reported their neighbour for having a beer with their mates in the park would be lining up to be a block warden or a party apparatchik picking names to be shot for counter revolutionary sabotage.

>>211957375
can i get uuhhhhhhhh $100 withdrawal and a large coke please

>>211957419
I went to a drive-through gym when I lived in Chicago for a bit

big arch please. side of melon chunks

>>211957396
no matter how you spin it, 12 quid for a standard burger and some bits of chicken is a rip off

doing a holocaust in my pants

>>211957437
Do something valid at least not proving God's existence.

>>211957419
Pretty based.

>>211957419
whats so hard to understand? it's pretty common
>>211957403
i worked with a cutie but she was married. then she got pregnant and got 100x cuter
>>211957437
sure but no change

>>211957434
>Grrrrrrrr how dare people report others for breaking the law
>WTFFFF how are asylum seekers coming here breaking the law and no one cares!!! :@:@

>>211957441
>no pickle

>usually pay around 12 quid or thereabouts for a double quarter pounder w/ cheese and some chicken selects
>it's just what you need to pay to get an appreciable amount of food from mcdonalds

>>211957434
It is why I don't care about the democide in britain because british people are largely disgusting pathetic subserviant fools. They are not worth much. Nasty vindictive jealous, many very negative traits.

>>211957466
>>211957467
Mental how fat and lazy Yanks are

>>211957447
you'd probably pay 17 quid or more in an actual restaurant for a burger

>>211957471
>nooo there is no such thing between just and unjust laws you must just slovenly accept the latest whim of the state without any reflection or input
most intelligent atheist

a lot of hostility and toxicity in here this morning. cut it out.

something very runtish about asking for pickles onions mushrooms or anything else taken out of your meal
real 6 year old shit

>>211957033
laughing

>>211957466
>>211957419
>>211957489
theres two kinds of drive through banks
>ones where theres a drawer at the window and you just drive up
>ones where you put your money/checks/whatever in a tube and send it in

>>211957500
I am back.

>>211957492
>Umm actually laws only apply if I agree with them :)

>>211957535
didn't say they only apply did i you illiterate spastic

drive through wanks

>>211957505
my mum gets a happy meal with a plain burger, no relish or anything just a single dry patty in a bun

when I think about stuff like this I feel bad for her like she clearly has some kind of autism and has been struggling her whole life but on the other hand she chose to have kids despite this and completely arsed up raising me because she's a nutter

i always feel like,
i've done some ketamiiiine
and i have no privacy ooowheheooh

>>211957489
Using your car to do things has been a thing since Americans weren't fat. They just love their cars

>>211957500
*breaks a pool cue across your back*

>>211957554
>I am speaking up for my opposition to laws on speeding by doing 60mph outside a school, it is my right to protest!!!
>No I'm not breaking the law I'm just providing feedback!!! I am not a sheep!

>>211957489
let me guess, you disapprove of our drive thru liquor stores too? grow up.

Just started fucking raining

>>211957597
where did i say i didn't or am not breaking the law?
how are you this retarded you can't even go a couple posts without a full on strawman

>>211957562
i was almost convinced that my dad's """toxic masculinity""" was cringe and harmful but i think getting slapped when i refused to eat something or not play football with other kids made me a better adult

Going to the drive through supermarket, anyone want owt?

>>211957535
This is true though. I'll do 100mph down a deserted road or take an eccie when I go raving without even thinking about legality because it doesn't affect anyone else
The law isn't the law as long as you aren't retarded

>>211957606
We have these too but not the banks

>>211957556
ghost of the goon

>>211957535
Read Thoreau you absolute bollock

got hailstones coming down here

>>211957620
Here you go retard >>211956972 maybe you should have worn a mask, sounds like COVID's done a number on you

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

>>211957639
the guy is too thick to be able to read a 4chan sentence
there's no way he can read a real book

>>211957419
they are very common
we also have drive through pharmacies

>>211957606
>>211957575
>>211957467
Dont know how anyone can say we arent the greatest country in the world.

>>211957597
>I am speaking up for my opposition to laws on speeding by doing 60mph outside a school, it is my right to protest
Speeding right outside a school has a direct negative impact on other people and therefore is a reasonable law.
Banning any social interaction is obviously an unjust and ridiculous imposition beyond even the most severe totalitarian states, apart from the 2020s western world apparently

>>211957647
are you actually retarded? where did i say that i was not breaking the law in that post you utter retard
learn
how
to
fucking
read

>>211957628
So it's legal to create a bomb in my gaff, just illegal if I detonate it?

>>211957639
Read the highway code you melt

business idea: drive thru brothel

>>211957419
It's cause they get charged if they go to a different bank than their card provider

>>211957637
why not? arent you pretty car centric too?
i usually go inside but sometimes it's convenient to just drive up, deposit your money, and leave. same with an ATM

swear every fucking weekend starts with two or three mongs arguing about something that doesn't matter for literal hours

if you search "car drives into pharmacy" there's loads of results, way more than for any other establishment

I assume because the people most likely to be driving or parking outside pharmacies are elderly people, all of whom should be banned from driving as they're 800% more likely to mistake the accelerator for the brake pedal and dump their car into a pharmacy shop front

>>211957670
>>211957535

>>211957624
can just do grocery pickup

also the same niggas that do online banking, direct deposit, mobile deposit, etc because it's convenient will cry about drive thru banks being the fall of western civilization

Going the drive through turkish barber

The lads

>>211957707
It's easier if you just assume it's one person teeing himself up then replying to his own posts.

>>211957673
Didn't wear a mask even though that was the rules

>>211957727
my pharmacy has a drive thru
dont want to be around a bunch of sick people

Been getting into miaskylar96 recently, any other peng trannards I should take a look at?

>>211957705
We are but I feel slightly less than you and Canada.

>>211957758
>where did i say that i was not breaking the law in that post you utter retard
subhuman go back to "reading" picture books before you try and talk to adults on the internet
illiterate retard

lemme get uhh a mortgage

>>211957746
all natty as well, fair play to them

2-3 will be on gear in a couple years for sure but it's honestly surprising none are already

>>211957746
why are some wearing shoes and some only wearing socks?

>>211957791
3 is already on gear

what time should I go for my insell walk

>>211957733
They still apply, doesn't mean I'll actually do it.
They could pass a law that says you can only stand up if you're on one leg while reciting Talkin da Hardest but that would obviously be fucking stupid and nobody would do it whether it applied or not

>>211957746
mental how i, a chubby but trained fighter, could literally murder them in a fight

coyo depressed and schizo, back on the booze
canslad? yeah. he never stopped drinking his life away did he?

>>211957787
woaaaah not adults on the internet, should I put a suit on?

off to the drive thru dentist

>>211957791
>>211957809
Assume most lads like this you see are on gear, there are a massive amount on gear who still look like shit or worse than a natty because they never ever learned how to get results

omds
https://old.reddit.com/r/brum/comments/1lghhgl/dont_talk_shite/

>>211957846
retarded deflection attempt almost as bad as your strawmen

>>211957838
What do you do? Boxing?

Big yank fella in his ford raptor going to get his drive thru ozempic jab

Doing a Grok deepsearch

might form a crips chapeter in my city
anyone wanna start a bloods and beef?

>>211957885
tai chi and butterfly knives

>>211957870
Nice summary of your posts so far

>>211957861
Grim orwellian shite

>>211956918
Imagine being the white woman expected to shag a savage so you can do your bit for civilisation and hopefully breed out the primitve genes over several generations of offspring

might form a crisps chapeter in my city
anyone wanna some mustard and roast beef?

>>211957909
i'd ask you to point out where i did a single deflection or stawman but i know you are literally incapable of reading lmao

>>211957909
Mission successful, Flying Bradleys

>>211957937
>>211957787

The snappydem skipping to the traphouse

Seems to be an awful lot more dots in England yet apparently we are the sheep shaggers ok

rorke going the drive thru parade

>>211957966
Just a thought
Might be cause there's loads more people mate

>>211956918
All Australians are a bit mutt now because of this
Shame

>>211957952
case in point you have linked to a post whose content is complete contrast to your claim - as you have done repeatably because you are a subhuman illiterate

How are you lads coping with the heat then?

>>211957809
He's definitely the closest but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He has no obvious markers. He has good traps but they're just good insertions. Delts aren't capped.

Hardest thing though is as >>211957859 says, these lads are all the type of guy who would absolutely take gear. Tanned, tats, turkey teeth. Even if this guy isn't on right now, he will be.

Rorke shadowboxing in his room in tears

>>211957966
im proud of my sheep admixture
dont deny your heritage

hard to believe you dont have drive thrus in the uk

drive through gun shop

>>211957995
Just find the joke overused and boring

>>211957937
>>211957986

>>211957987
ive got a spray bottle i keep spritzing my naked body with very nice

>>211958014
case in point you have linked to a post whose content is complete contrast to your claim - as you have done repeatably because you are a subhuman illiterate

drive through shooting range

Rorke's ma

>>211958030
I accept your concession

>>211957989
None of those lads are on gear mate, you're delusional
t. 300kg deadlift

the whitest school in devon
praise jah

>>211958042
most literate atheist

>>211957987
got the windows and shutters closed, got the fan on, got the pint of ice and lemonade

>>211956423
>>211956423
>>211956423

>>211957842
>coyo
???

>>211957966
>leeks in charge of understanding per capita stats

Rorke's had his pants well and truly pulled down
Don't think we'll be seeing him for a while

>>211957794
why are you looking at their feet?