Thread 211956423

gorgeous little man edition

Stroking neighbourberg's cat in my garden and there's nothing he can do about it

Just put the washing out half an hour ago and it started raining

>>211956423 (OP)
unlucky mate

your honour, her hymen snapped

cody rolling the windows down taking brayden and shayla to the drive-thru swimming pool

hard to believe you dont have national health services in the us
>MUH WAITING TIMES
shut the fuck, I'd rather wait 4 hours to be seen than have a bill of over $100k you fucking bellends.

ex gf has had her nudes leaked all over instagram

good day

>>211958089
Kai and Mikhayla meeting them there in their mom's neesan

Laugh about british genocide edition

/brit/ is full of liars

>>211958092
Literally have these from a vending machine in Stirling railway station two days ago.

>Colonel: I consent
>Whitney: I consent
Timmy: I don't!

creg and gram pushing their arses out of the windows to poo at the drive thru toilet

Rorke sat in his smelly childhood bedroom with all the blinds shut
Rorke's mum welcoming a gentleman caller in for some drinks in the garden

>>211958098
it's more like waiting 16 hours to be seen by a Physcians Associate playing doctor who says there's nothing wrong with you then you get sent home and die of sepsis

haters will say the US isn't the greatest country on Earth

leftypol sat in his houseshare sweating like a nonce in a nursery, the africans have the heating on

>>211958135
srcem

>>211958180
R1a.

>>211958124
Either you're lying or they were extremely out of date.

impersonating water companies on reddit and giving false explanations about meter readings

hypothetically if you had to experience gay rape would you rather it be a seasoned professional who's been in the game for decades or a crazed homosexual's first catch

for the love of the game

dj rorke on the decks

Mad how France is just right there. We even built the most advanced tunnel in human history to it so you can drive there.
Yet not once in my life have I ever had the desire to go to France.

>>211958211
literally me

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the wank

>>211958234
you actually have this hair style blud?

>>211958229
first catch, he might only dry hump me

>>211958263
I am Russian and my haplogroup is R1a.

>>211958255
France is shit. Italy is pengers thoughbeit.

>>211958229
chances are there would be a lot of poo involved if it was my arse they're plundering
reckon a professional homosexual they're used to it whereas it could put off the aspiring bender and might even set him back on the straight path

Get in close for a sniff lads.

>>211958270
Might panic and kill you though

>>211958286
time for bed emmayank

Dogberg snoring away

nah im just saying for a country of sheepshaggers id expect more than 3 dots

>>211958290
nice

>>211958281
>pengers
alri spainnonce. on the french vpn today are we?

>>211958229
Why are you spending your saturday morning thinking up these questions

>>211958286
You realise that's just a picture you've posted online, we can't actually smell that yeah?

just can't be arsed with any of it

dont know my blood type nevermind my haplogroup (50% english, 50% portuguese)

I just passed my theory test!!!!!!

alright lads just popping my head in to see how you are
same horrible shit as always is it?
don't know how you can live like this
ok bye then

SOTD Boucheron Pour Homme Eau de Parfum
21 sprays

Went on reddit and regret it cuz the first thread I saw was defending showing kinks to children as long as it's part of pride parades

>>211958329
I am the Aryan god.

>the British press not reporting a live genocide
Why are palestinemongs so delusional

>>211958329
wont load for me what is it

>>211958334
Try theorising about why you get no birds

>>211958358
lad having sex with a deer

>>211958334
nice one lad

any interesting or funny hazards during the hazard perception?

>>211958358
awkward streamer

>>211958352
No no wrong whole linage is sheep.

>>211958329
He's obviously gay

>>211958352
LGBTQ = PAEDO

>>211958372
oh right thanks
>>211958385
liar liar pants on fire

>>211958358
woman has her back rubbed by a fella while she's talking to the camera and she looks at him like wtf u doing and he gets really awkward and tries to explain himself but only further humiliates himself

Pride Edinburgh is on today lads. Dreading having to get the train from there later on

rorke clicking on every non-white in the hazard perception test

>>211958393
I fought for Aryan, sir. Not more brain damage and I gotta go home and stay away from niggers.

I've got a plan

>>211958371
?? My gran has a Parakeet.

>>211958329
reminder: he left his girlfriend and her kids to quest that girl

later she became a communist onlyfans "model"
https://youtu.be/51xU8_UVd8c

Btw 'kink' includes everything from a bloke wearing high heels to full on shit eating and piss watersports and chopping your bollocks off with a stanley knife
leftypol is well aware of this but would rather everyone just thought it was about the high heels

>>211958443
no one cares about shitskin fashion fuck off

>the vibe just felt different back then

we just don't know why though. We simply cannot pin it down.

Is Pant going to get his century?

me and berg

anyone ever wank to cod zombies when you were young

>>211958407
you can expand and view the thumbnail to confrim it's just an awkward streamer moment ya retard

Work with a lad who swears during his theory test they had to kick out an Indian and black fella who were paid to take the test for other people.

This same person says he was forced to take off his jacket (to prevent any form of cheating?) but had a huge sauce stain on his t-shirt from the night before and all the girls there laughed at him for it

>>211958486
blacky on the left, group of foreigns on the right

>>211958412
Small Town Boy but in reverse

10 bitter lessons I learned from 27 years of existing so far in this life

1. Hard work doesn’t guarantee shit. The world rewards efficiency.
2. Take mom to dinner every once in a while. She won’t be here for long.
3. Siblings are a pain in the ass, but they are your pain in the ass. Ohana means family and family means no one is left behind.
4. Take care of your old man too. There’s no point in holding grudges. You can let it go now. You can break that cycle.
5. The villains were right in the movie: the world doesn’t tolerate the weak - weak in mind, weak in health, weak in finance
6. Do the right thing, even when no one is looking, even when no one says so. Remind to myself: I will not sell my soul to the devil.
7. The price for freedom is high, but the price for peace is higher. Yet it’s the price that I’m willing to pay
8. Money speaks, it is what it is. But you can be a good man with money.
9. Try again. No no, try again. You ain’t seen it yet.
10. Walk the path of the legends who came before you - the path of higher callings, the path of noble sacrifice.

>>211958475
whats the appeal of smelling a soiled diaper?

>mom
f
o
y

>>211958510
I SAID, it doesn't load for me. stop digging

This country really has gone to shit in the past 25 years. Combination of the latter part of Tony Blair's government and consecutive conservative government. John Major would never have let this happen.

>>211958567
nigga ain't nobody clicking that

>>211956423 (OP)
Is that a bri ish dog? I love you Chads, the lot of you. Chadlads every single one even that hound

>>211958507
we must retvrn to the black skinny jean era

>>211958486
think i was just starting my wanking career at 15 in 2003

>>211958567
honestly not surprised, everyone over 2m tall always some weird defects like this

>>211958475
>>211958541
As a sex haver, the idea of kinks and fetishes seems strange to me The best feeling is deep eye contact as you're in missionary and she's got her arms and legs around you and is drawing you in.

Just don't see the appeal of wearing high heels to do her or getting her to poo in nappies for me.

They'll never be euthanasia in Israel
That's for goyim countries lul

>>211958593
15 is a pretty late bloomer for wanking

>>211958593
>15 in 2003
unc

>>211958583
It all goes back to David Cameron and his austerity policy

The 90s were so fucking based
>greatest decade for movies
>gaming was just becoming mainstream
>Normies hadn't even heard of the internet
>britpop dominated the charts
>politics were boring
>based old timers who remembered the war were still around
>wwf attitude era (the greatest wrestling era)
>emerging middle class
>no global terrorism
>Football wasn't destroyed by money
Everything is just shit now

>>211958566
you need to suck your morning covfefe lad

India are going to win this test aren't they?

am i the only one here who's physically roasting to death?

>>211958640
it was better because
>gaming wasn't mainstream yet
>being on the internet 24/7 wasn't normalized

>>211958302
pro sheepshaggers don't get caught

>>211958640
Bluepilled

flatmate's just got in right as I was planning to go for a shit
that's the subsequent incel walk ruined

People be like "we need to cure autism".
Cure what? Having a higher IQ and not spending all day talking about the weather? Spending your time on things you enjoy instead of what normies deem acceptable?
Seems more like a desperate cry for help desu. "Please look in my eyes! Validate my existence and listen to my boring story about what I had for dinner!"

>>211958620
I keked
>>211958640
The 90s were based because you weren’t 37

>>211958640
save it for the youtube comment section yeah bud

>>211958640
16 year olds could still get their tits out in the sun on page 3 too

>>211958700
>out until midday saturday
chad shagger

>>211958688
stop using a fan, I don't have one and I'm fine
you get too used to the fan

Returning to pre Blair Britain is going to be dark. A lot of institutions have been filled with brainwashed leftypol edi types and the judges and laws have been set up to frustrate the democratic will of the people

watching the katies come in on the monitor

Need to escape slopworld

oven heating up ready for the pizza

bedroom stinks of piss because I left my pissy boxers in there

i dont put an ac in. just open the windows
whats the big deal?

just seen herobrine in the reflection of my tv when the sun got on my gay porn

>things were better because music and football
>everything is shit now

>>211956423 (OP)
I love dogs so much man. I still think about my family dog almost every day even though he's been gone for years. What precious souls they are.

I wonder if real humans still visit and post on /brit/. Remember when people used to have conversations on here and actually talk about things and not just passive aggressively post cunty little replies and AI gibberish every post. Look at the state of this place

Throwing my vape in the bin. Can't wait to go dig it out again tomorrow morning

>>211958538
Wise words deanz

>>211958726
completely off
it's an overweight lass who wipes old people's arses and she's on her break

bloody warm innit? bad day to be a cold shower haha x

>>211958732
i don't have a fan
it'd be like turning an oven into a convection oven innit

>>211958789
never would have guessed she had a fit body
dont like her face

wonder why we remember the 90s fondly

I'm the General Secretary of /brit/

she pretends to be some chav when she's really a rothchild

>>211958712
You forgot 'completely unable to speak and would rather shit themselves than walk away from a screen for 3 minutes'

>>211958840
gotta be 33% by now

the young catbergs are im told 'absolutely mental'

you lads ever been pissed on?

>>211958876
pissed on myself a few times x

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

be doing himself a favour if he just let the name Ian Watkins go and changed his name to H

you wouldn't be cutting about telling people oh no actually my name is Adolf 'H' Hitler, you'd just change your name

cant believe people still think IQ is an indicator of intelligence. Why would a test that records the speed in which you problem solve silly little pictures and puzzles indicate your intellectual ability? Grow up

No wokeness below this line

----

went outside for 5 minutes and now I'm literally crawling with thunderbugs

>>211958910
Paid a woman to carry a baby for him. It's going to be nonced isn't it?

It's actually tonsil stones

>>211958910
I doubt there's much difference between Ian Watkins and Ian H Watkins anyway.

Can't handle this heat lads

>>211958640
>90s
>>greatest decade for movies
lmao

>>211958910
You're the fucking problem, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you, H: you keep looking at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!

>>211956423 (OP)
Good edition

>>211958953
he could literally rule the prison by rewarding sexes

>>211958964
kys heatherpedo

>>211958953
Don't commit crime and you won't have to find out?

>>211958953
Chad chin

love this heat lads

>>211958953
Sober today so got no attraction for xer. Booze and drugs are the woke doorway

got the air conditioning on

Not even that hot here

>>211958910
Thought this was the Lost Prophets Ian Watkins

I should be mowing the lawn and getting laundry done. I'm watching the cricket

got the cheapo chinese tower fan on

you reckon bradleyposter has serious OCD

Timmy's bellpepper-nosed gf

>>211958854
Literally doesn't happen. You upset because someone didn't pretend to care about your story about what you watched on netflix last weekend?

I should be mowing the lawn and getting laundry done. I'm wanking to the cricket

I wouldn't know what the weather is like, got all windows shut with the curtains drawn you see

listening to grease by frankie valli

only just realised he was Dusty on the Sopranos, which is confusing because they talk about Frankie Valli in the show

>>211959035
realising it wasn't must have really informed your understanding of the post once you got up to speed

Just went out to sit in the garden with my mum and brother and my mum sighs and says “why did you have to come out here” now I’m back in my room crying

>>211959046
Erik.

>>211959008
lies jeff, lies.

>>211959062
>He hasn't seen the infamous Mafia 3 video
lmao autistic cunt fuming people know he shits himself on the reg

>>211958986
fantastic post

>>211959069
?black out curtains
very nice need to get some of thsoe myself haha

>>211959086
based mum

Americans completely unaware that we could all buy air conditioning if we wanted to. Never stopping to question why we don't.

>>211959069
everyones a mong in this country when it comes to hot weather. most of the world knows to shut their windows in the day and keep them open overnight to let cool air in. But we open up all the doors and windows for some reason

Europeans?

Meadow Soprano.

>>211959062
Literally does though. Know an autistic cunt and he goes into a mind spiral and stares at the wall like he's broken if he's taken away from his computer or forced to interact with someone.

I was drunk and fucking a girl once, so I felt like taking a piss but didn't want to loose the moment, so I peed inside of her while hard, and the bitch peed me back like 4 times. I was like wt?, She told me it got her really horny to pee inside her. Now I do that trick now and then and all women pee me back

>>211959095
id probably common sense her wokehole if you catch my drift

'za in the 'ven

Well lads?

>>211959069
Floor length curtains I hope?

>>211959083
Took the post to a whole new level for me

>>211959120
Moon.

>>211959113
we need shutters to stop the heating effects of shinetoil like euros desu

>>211959110
It’s a lot more expensive to buy an AC in the uk and we have higher energy prices

>>211959121
Says a lot about you if people would rather stare at a wall than talk to you desu lad

>>211959120
She's 14 in this photo mate

>>211959137
Viennetta was peng

>>211959137
for me it's deep fried twinkies

>>211959155
You've never actually encountered a properly autistic person have you? Your little self-diagnosis to feel good about being a freak isn't actual autism

>>211959154
For Spain?

>>211959137
Toast after school after your mum shouts at you saying you're not having anything now and to wait for your tea

Imagine sitting on a beach in Bournemouth today and seeing a small raft of 20 darkies come ashore then scurry off like little rats into the woods lmao

>>211959176
The actress wasn’t

>>211959135
the small boat migrants escaping rorke's wrath

>>211959135
That's really dangerous. The ship can't easily alter its speed or stop its propellers. If anything goes wrong like his boat stopping or if he goes overboard, he's a goner

>>211959153
I have a big tarp hanging over the outside of my window now and blocking the sun completely

>>211959199
She was. The CHARACTER wasn't

>>211959137
no pita bread?

>>211959176
>Jamie-Lynn Sigler (born May 15, 1981) is an American actress. She is best known for her role as Meadow Soprano on the HBO series The Sopranos from 1999 to 2007.
she was 18

>>211959120
>Cheerios may reduce your cholesterol
If only James Gandolfini had seen that.

>>211959206
Why would he be wanking just before he dies?

>>211959183
*stares at the wall*
yeah that's dead interesting that mate

every greggs in every town in the country is packed all hours of the day and queues literally out the door. they must rake in millions

oy vey

>>211959198
Sure the old fat rich boomers who lay about like whales on beaches all day would be cheering them on the entire way thinking they're doing something amazing and patting themselves on the back for it

she was only 18 years old you sick fuck

>>211959223
شغل دماغك

>>211959220
Don’t talk rubbish you little turd

Mad that there are some people posting here that haven't brushed their teeth today

>>211959243
they make crazy profit every year, despite loads of shoplifting

>>211959120
how come she looks like one of those indians or whichever ones ride the carpets

>>211959246
boomers voted for brexit hoping to stop this kind of thing

Just had hardcore unprotected sex with my girlfriend who was born on the 20th June 2009. All legal of course in the United Kingdom

>>211959227
Those scenes were filmed in 1996.

>>211959268
He was raping me.

>>211959280
ktim

>>211959243
Yep
Plenty of fat disgusting slobs in thins country

>>211959283
Agrabahians

>>211959287
no you didn't
be quiet

>>211959283
because of her small, ethnic forehead

>>211959305
t. fat disgusting slob

>>211959287
How old are you?

>>211959280
just got back from brushtoil myself

>>211959298
What does that body do?

just remembered that aussie that ate a cheeky slug and turned into a spacker

Have they actually not found those people who broke into the RAF base yet lmao

>>211959284
Only the underclass ones. The middle class and higher ones love migration (because they don't have to live among them in their all-white upper class communities)

Get the bedding washed.
Get the teeth brushed.
Get the dinghies stopped.

>>211959312
A WHOLE NEW WORLD

>>211959322
32. We don't have close age laws in the United Kingdom, so its all above board you see

>>211959333
I live in an upper class community and it's not all white. I'm not white for example

Makes you think doesn't it

Despite all of the vile spamming shit which goes on here, it's still not as bad as any UK reddit sub which is full of the same unfunny tossers repeating the same shit jokes and puns to serious questions, genuinely wonder what these freaks look like in person

>>211958953
get
him
bummed

british boys make the best trannies

>>211959333
>(because they don't have to live among them in their all-white upper class communities)

oh come on.
the ones in the cities absolutely do live among them and see them every day.

So we wrote down the first song that came to our head and it just so happened to be the best song in the world, the best song in the world

look in to my eyes and see see see, 1 and 1 makes 2 and 2 and 1 makes three

>>211959380
Fine.

>>211959377
>repeating the same shit jokes and puns to serious questions, genuinely wonder what these freaks look like in person
choked on the poo i was scranning at how funny this is

>>211959377
We literally have the exact same thing

Imagine losing to India in a sport fucking lol

>>211959381
i dont understand the logic of this photo she looks ridiculous esp with the marks on her tummy from the clothes

>>211959381
ummy cummy

Got downvoted on reddit again for saying psychiatry is a scam and doesn't work

>>211959374
what's your ethnicity?

Some right stupid twats on /brit/ today

>>211959400
It's only the first innings of the first test anon

>>211959400
They're good at cricket

>>211959417
me?

microdosing on climate change rn

>>211959413
/r/AntiPsychiatry

>>211959413
It is a total, complete scam >>211958425

>>211959415
India via east Africa, but I have other non-white neighbours here as well. Chinese, Jews etc

>>211959426
Shows how much of a joke sport it is then

Mental how we just let Israel attack 4 different countries at the same time and we're supposed to sit back and applaud them for being brave

mainlining global warming

pirated the latest series of clarksons farm and its fallen off hard. blonde 22 year old tiktoker ruined by immersion. Obviously some cunt at Amazon thought it needed more female representation

>>211959381
close your mouth and brush your teeth nigga damn

posting on /brit/

>>211959400
there is a billion of them to be fair
and does india play any other sport?

THERE’S A STAAAAR SCRAN WAITING IN THE SKY

>>211958640
>based
>old timers
Pick one

corrr, royal mail man just been
both of these regatta fleeces for £16 off the TikTok shop.
cant complain at all, would pay double that for one in the shop

>>211959475
It was always shite for boomers

>>211959512
wasteman

>>211959469
I mean, it was pretty cool. Lebanon and Syria are historically Christian and needed liverating from the Islamic invaders/settler colonialists. Iran is Zoroastrian.

>>211959512
That forehead has its own post code

Rorke got absolutely bodied last thread

>>211959520
Cheers.

>>211959490
>not dr oetker
poor show

avoiding deportation because my son likes birdseye chicken nuggets

anyuone know how to delete pics on here

back from a three dayer for calling the greek cunt who hides behind an irish flag a greasy wog for being a greasy wog

>cricket
This just confirms /brit/ is occupied by indians under the british flag

>>211959512
you look like a total gimp mate x

>>211959490
>cheese & bacon
don't need to mention the cheese do you?
course it's got cheese it's a pizza

Cracking good deal this lads

>>211959546
30 days.

>>211959512
Is it just me or does this nigga have a massive head

>>211959550
imagine the tears streaming down his cheeks as he reported you

>>211959544
those are scransational too but mccain’s done it again in this case im afraid

>>211959512
Gimmick of the year, always enjoy this

>>211959550
>the greek cunt who hides behind an irish flag
what?
I've never noticed this person in my life

>>211959566
they dont do this no more tho

>>211959557
Or worse. The English.

>>211959599
>>211959599
>>211959599

>>211959566
THAT GOYSLOP BE SLAPPIN THO

>>211959566
Just carbs with little protein (yeah nuggets), little fibre and lacking in essential vitamins and minerals

Get a non JF edition up

>>211959616
He's from Cheshire

>>211959312
can't think of Agrabah without picturing that sex game these days

>>211959475
you dont find blond 22 year olds appealing?

Done.