Announcement of stealth edition

/brit/ is just too gay to have mates, they'd eventually try to shag or get shagged by them

>>211961090
Shut up spaino, nobody is asking you

just had three wanks at once

In my school you were either in the twat friend group or the neek friend group

The only reason you don’t like going on holidays is because you have to spend money

Lads, see if you've got a stuffy and you're lying on your back. Is it supposed to stick upright at a 90 degree angle from your body?

going to start talking about poo on a twitch stream to gently introduce /brit/ culture into another culture

can't believe i pulled my back reaching for painkillers. what the fuck. Im in way more pain than before

(((Esther Rantzen))) has absolutely no intention of ending her life with voluntary euthanasia

well rorke?

>>211961119
No I've just got no mates. What am I supposed to do? Fly off to Thailand and walk around on my own all day?

>>211961119
I don't want people to see my fat pale body

>>211961109

>>211961133
Fuck sake. A STIFFY

The lads

I practically have no mates but I've got one old mate from secondary who I haven't met up with in years but we proto-/brit/ post to each other and have done since we left school, we just say 3-4 completely bizarre non-sequitors and that's it, all I can manage

>>211961003
I've made new friends but they never last. My only lifelong friends I have known since childhood.

>>211961119
Too many fat fucking old boomers milling about in all the nice places

>>211961165
Love the pineapple one

>>211961133
Mine points straight towards my chin

wondering what dance moves we'll come up with when we're all fighting together on the mountains of Iran

>>211961090
Is that why you have no mates?

>>211961155
could make friends in Thailand you can be whoever you want abroad not like you'll ever see the foreigners again

Get them freed rorke

>>211961118
everyone got along fine at mine
are high school aged brits just more inclined to act like they’re in an episode of skins or something, seems a bit forced

>>211961166
haha thats mad that

Just acquired the woman in the dunes, might give it a read soon

>>211961166
kino

>>211961188
soldiers will be filming tiktoks like the nurses did during covid

>>211961166
https://voca.ro/115T6O7fSKd7

>>211961043
my guess is he let all his old friendships slip through his fingers, then after a year or two of having his gf as his only source of social interaction he was "allowed" to leave her alone once a month to visit this baseball club only to discover he has long forgotten how to actually form bonds with males, failed spectacularly then his gf snuck a picture of him wallowing in his loneliness for upvotes

me in 10 years if I don’t lock in

>>211961201
>Hawaii
Erm... what the spruce

>>211961201
would die for hawaiian independence from the cody behemoth

odds michelada
evens white claw
dubs g&t

>>211960865
Having a chuckle to myself reading them now:

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/filename/170542933502327.png/image/5KhErzCFjLfVuNZu5Pz8xw/

Not sure things are better so much as they are the same. I have a job now. I have no hope for the future, no goals, but I am able to get through each day one at a time. Eventually I will kill myself I suspect but there's no immediate pressing need to do so right now.

determined to have a brat midsummer

Haven't had any friends since I finished sixth form in 2014
Completely lost contact with everyone from school even though I still live at home as I don't have social media
Didn't make any friends at university as I just commuted from home
Haven't made any friends at any job I've ever had

>>211961202
When I was in school it was peak "ladbible" culture so the non-neek friend group would be in competition to act like the biggest twats possible and shout banteeerrrrrr non-stop

>>211961228
yjk they fuck craayyy hard

>>211961201
Should have Cymru on there

>>211961195
Don't know how. Just walk up to people and start talking? Sounds like something a mental case would do and I'd get arrested for harassing the locals

First Lieutenant Rorke of the King’s Own Royal Yorkshire Poosiliers

>>211961228
thinking about his next fag before finishing the one hes smoking

um what the helly

Which one do you choose?

>>211961203
he saves my good ones that make him laugh in the chat, half of them would make solid gimmicks but they're either personal or borderline bannable here

>>211961222
bizarre

only a matter of weeks left until ofcom take us out for good

>>211961119
hes done you again steve

>>211961228
imagine the smell

>>211961201
What does Leftypol think "free" means exactly?

browsing mumsnet since thats where we're all going when ofcom shut down 4chan

>>211961258
Now imagine if you were a fit girl. Lads and girls would be queueing up to be your friend.

>>211961280
controlled by islamic extremists

>>211961201
>Haiti
>Congo
>Somalia
>Ethiopia
From what?

Made friends with a lad at work in a different department when I first started and even got his number on the same day but never spoke to him again

BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN BRAT GREEN

Only person I lost touch with that I definitely should've stayed in touch with was the protogf from uni. But on the other hand, I think we would've ruined each other's lives if we didn't end up married within a year or two of finishing uni

>>211961307
N

Anyone want to go on holiday with me?

>>211961307
umm… the… you know….

>>211961228
Those feet are crazy

>>211961293
there's no hyphen between socially and acceptable
brits have terrible grammar

>>211961272
You hour is almost up.

Time to get ready and go shagging with your mates.

>>211961268
just strike up a conversation about what's going on and segue into things that have happened and/or are going to happen. Aren't going to get on with everyone just be amiable to most people and some of them will hang about.

>>211961245
g&t is the only correct choice for any true briton

>>211961293
>, right?
validation demanded for contradictory opinion, have some self respect mumsnet user

>>211961326
>brits have terrible grammar
Thick cunt.

>>211961268
You walk up to other farangs it's the easiest place to meet people in the world

you can just grab the thai women

anything good to watch?

>>211961307
The biomass

>>211961264

poo

you just know barron trump shags the absolute fucking shit out of melania every night

>>211961328
That was years ago
This is now
PS you're a hapa homosexual

>>211961301
Just got very sad thinking about how much worse off Hawaii would be if it were flooded with Muslims

>>211961349
yeah loads

>>211961293
lads are we really going to mumsnet?

I think I am ok.

>>211961321
Why George Russell still has no contract for F1 2026

>>211961349
Watch your life tick by as you use 4chan as your social media platform.

>>211961349
yeah watch this *does a quadruple backflip*

their language is literally pronounced "cum rag"
deary me

>>211961358
Would make a good SS division symbol, that.

>>211961326
There is in that context. You've embarrassed yourself.

Remember talking to someone at uni next to me to try and start a friendship and him looking at me like I was the weirdest freak ever for doing it.

Got the footy manager on

free northern ireland

>>211961349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4y_j329Y_Y

>>211961387
no it wouldn’t

>>211961346
They don't make this grammatical error in American publications

>>211961369
What

>>211961371
flooded with yanks which is worse

>>211961391
what's happening with footy manager
did they just update 2024 with all of this season's teams?

Might download Pokemon Platinum on to my hacked 3DS.

>>211961424
Rebel against it.

>>211961408
Okay Rasheed but you have to go back

>>211961424
only 2 fire pokemon for majority of the game and one's the starter

got the duran duran on

Rate the proto-/brit/ posts to my old school mate

>>211961415
Dunno desu I'm playing an old save anyways

>>211961402
It's not an error. Look up compound adjectives.

>>211961424
should download a clue into your spacked life instead

>>211961445
you can hate yanks without being rasheed, ranpeshjeet

>>211961326
Sentences begin with a capital letter, and end with a full stop. Not all Brits have terrible grammar, but if you're going to say such a thing then at least do it in a gramatically correct way.

The thing about being a NEET is that it affects everything. You can't meet new people or cget new friends or get a gf or any of that, because the first thing people ask if "what do you do for a living?" And you have to tell them you sit in your smelly incel bedroom wanking all day and you're immediately worthless in their eyes.

all my friendships were ones of proximity and circumstance

>>211961393
giving it a watch

>>211961459
Done 'im

>>211961424
You're done mate. Expect a knock on the door.

>>211961480
That's every relationship no?

>>211961476
If you’re good looking it doesn’t matter my brothers 24 and never had a job but he’s had 3 girlfriends

>>211961389
there's no hyphen after y-ending adverbs in compound adjectives you absolute muppet

>>211961337
Her opinion is obviously incoherent so she's struggling to keep her faith and ignore the cognitive dissonance

>>211961476
Same.

>>211961451
>no replies

little bug fella on my arm

>>211961476
then get a job and that all goes away you mopey cunt

Uni is the worst place to make mates because all anyone cares about is shagging, more so than any other stage of life. If you're talking to someone it BETTER be some avenue to get their dick in clunge whether that's you being mates with other lads who go out and host parties or you knowing fit birds

>>211961119
i dont dislike holidays but the hassle especially of the flying and packing is rarely worth it
refuse to do long haul if it's not business class anymore
rather just tsay at home lol

>>211961375
I've been there all week

stupid fucking officious infantilised wogmong country sick of it

>>211961469
Only a Muslim would want anywhere to be filled with Muslims

>>211961512
Yeah just work in a fuckinh warehouse on minimum wage for the rest of your life wow what a life

>>211961264
>>211961358
Wales is a part of Britain. Welshness is derived from medieval Britishness. Welsh is Brythonic and is kept alive at taxpayer expense and school time and school resources. Most people in Wales are English-speakers only who are in favour of British national sovereignty (Brexit) and are not in favour of Welsh sovereignty/independence. Wales was part of England for over 500 years and was made that way by the Welsh Tudors. There is a greater genetic difference between the people of north and south Wales than between any two other points in our island nation of Great Britain.

Wales is not a nation or a country. It is a part of the island nation of Great Britain, represented politically by the United Kingdom, itself a country in the world stage

Can't wait for Reform to scrap the heinous 1m Welsh language speakers target. This is Britain and we speak English.

>>211961516
I.possible.

cum tributing rorkes nan

Detective Pikachu on BBC Two in a minute so. We can watch that. As Amer did on his birthday a few years ago, alone in a cinema, three times in a row.

sus sex

>>211961502
he saves them if they make him laugh
he rarely makes a decent one back

>>211961493
Yeah. It's why so many wives are found in work or uni. It's also why it's considered generally true that if you don't lock down a bird in the first year of uni and end up marrying her, then the woman you do end up with will have been completely run through.

>>211961531
never said i want it filled with muslims saar

>>211961541
Weird freak

>>211961516
not my experience at all but then i was in the incel crew so we just played super smash bros in one of our rooms all the time instead
oh and ordered pizza and watched films

>>211961447
You're thinking of Diamond and Pearl.
Platinum has Houndoor, Magmar and Flareon

>>211961536
Rattled lol

um

>>211961546
Can't you just get a gf younger than you?

>>211961535
you need to accept that’s the sort of thing you deserve if you’ve made it this far in life and still have nothing to show for it

>>211961493
But I did nothing to earn them other than be in the same place at the same time. I approached nobody. I sought out nothing. There was zero effort on my part. It's why I have no gf because I'd have to take the initiative and I never do. It's also why I lost them all

Whose your premier league team? Mine is Manchester united

>>211961525
The NHS call it poo
The American healthcare system call it faeces
Brits are infantilised

>>211961516
That wasn't my experience. All the mates I made in uni were just mates. Nobody was shagging anyone except me and the qt that got me into the friend group. Think it's cuz none of the ones I hung about with lived at the uni.

>>211961554
Oh so you're retarded, too.

Good to know.

>>211961536
>This is Britain and we speak English.
You'll speak Urdu you runt

>>211961390
The lads who would speak to me were always weird looking (or weird acting). One guy was from Hungary and he smoked a pipe, dressed in autism clothing. Not like weed in a pipe either but actual pipe tobacco in a wooden pipe, despite him being perhaps 18 years old.

He took a liking to me as he thought I was good at maths since I was the only one who bothered to answer questions during lectures / tutorials while everyone else sat there silent and afraid. In fairness I was good and did enjoy answering those questions.

I regret keeping these weirdos at arms length and worrying about what people would think about me if I was seen with them. It was all in my head too as one day that Hungarian lad introduced me to a girl who he shared psychology lectures with and this was a girl who I'd noticed in our maths lectures prior and had thought she was cute. Evidently other people, normal people, weren't concerned whether others looked or acted autistic. Because they're good people and I'm a cretin.

>welsh 'men'

>>211961572
I’m 21

>>211961520
got to have games

>>211961535
you only have yourself to blame for this scenario you've found yourself in

Rorke seeing his frozen chicken nuggets are halal half way through shopping and leaving them on a shelf down a random aisle

>>211961569
Clock's ticking. Once you're past 25, you'll get dog's abuse for a younger gf

>>211961525
>if you're too hot then cool down
clown world

jeet mad as fuck

>>211961525
mental how you guys went from S tier empire and society to this

on the second voddy and monster energy zero
getting absolutely fuddleducked this arvo

>>211961535
Should've tried harder in school LOL

>>211961609
go to uni you mong
literally 3 years of fashionably dossing about

>>211961605
Rebel against it.

>>211961611
Actually not true but sure

applying for a senior poo scranalyst position at lockheed fartin industries

>>211961630
fighting back to back world wars is expensive

why aren't u out avin fun in th sun
i'm not because i'm a smelly goblin man and i hate the heat

>>211961586
>poo

>>211961633
Not him but I done uni and ended up in a warehouse after anyway. Uni is a meme. It just leads to arrested development.

gymtoil for me lads. sweaty grim day for it but has to be done x

just screamed at the thought of poley watching detective pikachu 3 times in a row for his birthday

>>211961651
It's raining

>>211961615
Nobody cares
My sister is 27 and married a 45 year old

canada is easily the worst flag here and what makes it worse is i’m pretty sure it’s all one bloke

If Reform get in power, you can guarantee they will:

>send British troops to defend Israel
>import 1 million Indians and Africans
>build zero housing
>build zero reservoirs
>privatise everything left

Brit niggers really think that compound adjectives with an adverb ending in a 'y' take a hyphen.

>>211961640
>wtf I spent years of my life doing absolutely fucking nothing and now you're telling me my only option is warehouse toil?? this is bullshit!!

>>211961675
Go.

I went to uni with an actual Saudi prince who tried to make friends with me but I was too autistic and rejected his invitation to a few places, I didn't notice until a while after after seeing his cars and everything, mad how different my life could have been with the right friends and opportunities

>>211961672
and I bet she is silently judged by the rest of your family

He's rattled lol look at him go

>>211961661
ktim
Got a maths degree and went to go work nights in a warehouse. I have a "proper job" now where I get paid less.

>>211961675
hows that different to anyone else then

>heat
Sick of this cold shite weather

>>211961682
give an example then, dickhead

doing bumps of wizz fizz

>>211961660
The NHS also call urine wee in all their materials

>>211961682
have you seen your flag?
are you not british yourself?

>>211961672
A difference so notable that even you are mentioning it

My life is bad because I'm scared to try new things and will instinctively say no to most opportunities that present themselves, it can't be fixed

>>211961692
we had a fat saudi at our school and everyone mocked him because his surname was 'jabba' and he was a fat cunt so we nicknamed him after someone from star wars

I'll never forget those halcyon days bullying darth anakin in the playground

>>211961692
I remember this blogpost

Personally I believe you him would have eventually found the other insufferable and it wouldn't have lasted so there's nothing for you to regret

>>211961706
female brained behaviour to not like the cold tbqh

>>211961684
Don’t complain when people would rather stay on benefits then if they’ve got no prospects

>>211961733
Propranolol fixes that

>>211961694
a bit, rattles me that such a shitty poster is here 24-7 making terrible posts. makes the experience worse you see. you’re like a zombie you don’t have the self awareness to realise how cringe you are

>>211961747
Who did you name him after?

>>211961717
Reminder this thread is infested with Americans on VPNs pretending to be British

>>211961733
I just don't know how to have a single shred of faith in myself

bobbi starr did hundreds of porn vids but the best one is still that interview where she says she'd be open to trying 'doggy' with the right person (iykwim)

>>211961773
another evening spent edging to yaoi

>>211961692
Went to school with a paki called mo so we called him pakimo

nth for the holodem

Reckon it's about time for a rewatch of The End Of Evangelion (1997)

>>211961702
Well exactly

>>211961761
life doesnt work like that
you'll find out eventually

>waaaah being a neet is shit
>"stop being a neet then"
>nooo you can't make me, i'm gonna stay on bennies forever
/britfeel/ behaviour, fuck off

>>211961781
patrick steward

>>211961792
isn't doggy just a sex position?

surely she's had sex in the doggy position

Uh oh apestoso!

had about 10-15 different best mates throughout primary and secondary and then in uni I didn't make a single friend, not one.

I went wrong somewhere

rorke excitedly sat twitching the curtains waiting for the delivery bame to bring his new deep fryer his nan bought on amazon

dunno why i linked to the spaniards post there reckon ive got desylxai

The US is 100% invading Iran

>>211961826
the doggy position was only invented in 1983

>>211961843
Rebel against it.

>>211961826
lol. sure thing lad

Well Rorke?

>>211961816
It's that fucking retarded PIP MONG who keeps posting his dead cat too, I hate that prick.

>>211961843
eye ran

>>211961859
Cry me a river.

>>211961707
Let Americans teach you uneducated Brits.

any absolute choon man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoUkdyNiC8

Find it incredible that lil old innocent me manages to upset random strangers halfway across the world simply because they forgot what they just posted five minutes earlier.

It's like a psychic power or something

>>211961832
Ktim

>>211961707
it's one of heathermong's special interests just ignore

>>211961651
There's no sun where I am lol

>>211961816
Not really what I said though is it

poo willy bum fanny

Are the men married to the women that post on mumsnet happy

>>211961886
Non.

mental that I've been here 3 years and have no discernable identity, not an iota. nothing about me has ever been mentioned in another offhand post

terminally cringe, terminally tragic

Get the bedding washed
Get the car cleaned
Get the flowers watered
Get the grass cut
Get the windows open

>>211961792
thaat wasn't bobbi starr, but belladona

>dead cat

>>211961863
imagine spending like a year with a gf, thinking she’s the one, you’re properly in love with her, then finding out she posts this sort of shite online. my whole world would crumble tbqh

Reminder that he is American posting from America

>fanberg is blowing hot air around
>splash some water on my face
>fanberg is lovely and cool

cracked it lads

>its so hot out today
>its so cold this time of year

yeah yeah RIVETING conversation so glad it makes up at least half of daily small talk wish it could be provided in a longer format desu

>>211961935
ooo ello

>>211961935
Sure.

>>211961832
Can only speak for myself but in school I got away with resting on my laurels regarding the 'friend' group I was with.

Was taken under the wing of a hyper-chad genius athlete socialite all star lad when I was like 10 or 11 and then spent all my remaining school years swimming in his slip stream, skirting the edges of the friend group that had formed around him. It allowed me to go about school with people assuming I was tight with these people but upon reflection I really wasn't and followed them about like a gimp.

By the time school ended I had learned no social skills and quickly floundered at university. I was shy, anxious, afraid, immature and in the end I dropped out before I even made a proper effort to come out of my shell.

>>211961924
>I've been here 3 years
this is vile
you've never seen /brit/ good and you're still here, why?

>>211961939
WRONG

Might get an AC unit

>>211961965
yeah?

>>211961960
just put a bowl of ice behind the fan so it sucks up the cold water and blows it around the room

>>211961913
theres no way this isnt an incel falseflag kek

>>211961950
would you let ur gf read your /brit/ posts?

HOT!

21 ice cubes in my drink and i'm still too hot

>The string of her trousers was unexpectedly troublesome. It was dark, and his trembling fingers seemed twice as clumsy as usual. When at last he had torn them off, he grabbed her buttocks in his two hands and shifted his hips under her, but at that instant she twisted her body and wrenched away. He churned through the sand as he tried to catch her, but again he was pushed back with a steel-like resistance. He grabbed her violently, entreating: “Please! Please! I can’t really do it anyway…just pretend.…"
ktim

>>211961933
Seriously though since I seem to live rent free in your head maybe it's time for you to take a break from /Brit/ and enjoy the famous Spanish sunshine

This kind of obsessive anger isn't healthy

>>211961992
Non.

so this guy is going around birmingham recording girls as they walk

how do i report him to police? he gets really close up their arses so i think he is just about breaking the law

mum...dad.... I'd like you to meet Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke

>>211961982
got one before sunberg started this recent upturn in shinetoil and it has been a GODSEND

>>211961924
that’s exactly how it should be

feels like I'm sitting in a finnish sauna in my smelly bedroom

>>211961960
get a spray bottle and just spritz yourself every now and then

>>211961978
no, youre wrong...

KINO

grangle grangle

>>211962014
Where is this so I know to avoid it

>>211961960
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enthalpy_of_vaporization

>>211962015
I think I am goodful.

what kind of dog is this why does it look like that

>>211962015
your new carer

>>211961882
Even British journalists make the mistake of adding a hyphen.
>recently-arrived
I would feel embarrassed in front of US colleagues.

>>211961991
i’d ask her to proofread them before posting and proudly show her all my (You)s after x

>>211962014
Where in Birmingham is this exactly?

>>211961972
I definitely followed people around somewhat at first but throughout secondary I was genuinely good mates with every different clique/group, I was welcomed and had in jokes with all and then I hit puberty and got a computer and it utterly wrecked me and I don't know why

I feel like a mess even popping to corner shop at 9:50pm just before they close now, strange.

>>211962046
SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>>211962041
bunkr dor cr /f/cbILWsokkH3b7

>>211962014
Ever thought maybe they shouldn't be dressing like whores in public?
Anyway you're breaking the law by reposting the pics, maybe we should all report your IP just for giggles?

>>211962046
There's a blank sheet.

>>211962060
the bbc are pro-monarchist propaganda
need them out of business and the royals given the russian treatment

>>211962014
They'll all be obese from daily maccies in 5, 10 years tops.

>>211962046
dunno anything about farm animals yet even I can tell that's a fine looking cow

what a specimen

When you do a wee and a little bit goes on your pants (trousers) do you splash some more water on them from the sink to make it look like it was entirely from washing your hands or does that make it more obvious

any fucking tourists doing 20mph are about to get tailgated

>>211962046
thanks for reminding me there's a rodeo on tonight
https://jhrodeo.com/schedule/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9hLoe-WUI

>>211962046
thas a coo

>>211961201
>palestine
still under the jewish yoke

>sudan
south sudan threw off the lightskin niggas yoke

>conco
threw off the crypto-pagan swamp german yoke

>haiti
threw off the frog yoke

>yemen
threw of the jewish yoke thanks to king kaleb

>pueter rico
threw off the haitian yoke

>tigray
still under the battymong yoke

>hawai
based flag but still under the yank yoke

>etheopia
threw off the commiemong yoke

>somalia
threw off the commiemong yoke

>all of us
still under the yoke of sin

>>211962079
it's only illegal if it's upskirt so what i posted is simply a normal legal view
there's no upskirt here

>>211962040
there he is

cows are the females
bulls are the males
get it right

business idea: Bumsnet

>>211962090
What’s the Russian treatment

>>211961972
>hyper-chad genius athlete socialite all star lad
So where is this God-on-Earth lad now?

>>211962093
Beauty is objective

>>211962092
funny thing is, they actually went to mcdonalds

screwing a somali niggas head into a lightbulb socket

>>211962140
i won't be drawn into contravening the site's rules, i'm sorry, i just won't

>>211962126
Rebel against it.

>>211962119
Yeah well same goes for the lad who filmed them then you dumb cunt.

>>211962133
(it's a photo of a steer actually)

>>211962162
you're a bit slow aren't you. reread what i wrote

moving to pc where i have canada and belgium filtered

>>211962151
Yea, they all do. Every day. I wasn't being rhetorical.

>>211962108
>>tigray
>still under the battymong yoke
what

Mad how it's normal for mandem to wear dresses in public but taking photos of under-age women dressed like where's is taboo sick of this woke shite

forgot to eat today

still in bed. no point in getting out just to walk to the computer to do this same thing there.

>>211962153
Oh my bad I’ll just google it I genuinely don’t know I don’t know anything about history

Mental how badly he mindraped him

>>211962180
jeff/the yank ethiopian flag poster

>>211962192
would you like me to make you a little something?

>>211962210
>>211962210
>>211962210

NEW

>>211962215
>>211962215
>>211962215

>>211962067
Yeah computer addiction did me in as well, good point. I think I was around 11/12 when I started playing habbo hotel then I'd spend like 6 hours a day after school fucking about on habbo hotel when I should have been out with my mates.

I also made the huge mistake of spending every weekend at my divorced dad's house because I felt sorry for him, forgoing opportunities to socialise because "I'm at my dad's house this weekend". Then at my dad's I'd sit on the couch doing nothing for 2 days.

But it's easy for me to say I should have done things differently. I think there must have been some element of not enjoying socialising at the time, like I felt I wasn't popular or attractive and so I retreated to solitude instead after a certain point.

>>211962151
>It's videos of children's arses
Yeah that's a crime. As is you posting it on here.

Is it weird to go and sit on a park bench by yourself?, got no garden nor mates for that matter

>>211962194
I've actually just gotten into bed
was planning to go outside today but there's nothing out there is there

>>211962232
didn't realise 18 year olds were children retard

>>211962232
When will he get a knock on the door?

>>211961119
Right, play a record..

>>211961109
Did you cum at the same time as you cummed?

>>211961133
Mine lays on my stomach