Thread 211964192

New shithole bingo just dropped

>>211964192 (OP)
It's funny how many boxes get checked off the darker your skin is in America. We really are a race based society more than anything else.

>>211964192 (OP)
what's wrong with the swim part

>>211964311
its almost like niggers and browns turn their surroundings into a third world country anywhere they go

>>211964192 (OP)
zero boxes checked yet finland stil is a shithole

>>211964192 (OP)
Only applies to Aruba, where I come from

>>211964311
Yeah it's pretty crazy how different racial groups lead completely seperate lives in the US
Blacks and whites grow up living in different neighbourhoods, watching diferent TV shows, using different slang, listening to different music, going to different schools, attending different universities
Obviously similar things are the case in other Western countries but generally not to the American degree

>>211964192 (OP)
Not as bad as I thought It would be.

>>211964643
What's the difference between the ones market with an x and the ones marked with an n?

>>211964798
X: yes
~: a little bit, depends a lot on where you live

>>211964728
>tf
>tp

>>211964728
AmeriKKKa is an evil apartheid society

>>211964192 (OP)
>bingo
>it's not 5x5

>>211964744
That's not even a bad thing

>>211964923
In a perfect world politicians wouldn't be corrupt pieces of shit, alas we're not living in a perfect world.

>>211964192 (OP)
You know, I was picking out some TV shows to background-noise while I work, and I tried this show called Jack Ryan, and I actually can't get past like, the first few episodes because a significant portion of the show takes place in Paris, except they're just like, putting on full display how Paris is literally a Muslim country, full of Muslim terrorists and money laundering criminals and shit, and then there's just the retarded white police who have to clean up the bombings and stuff.

I can't watch this shit because it causes me physical pain to see what happened to Europe. Everything is gone, or will be gone very soon, and you know what's fucking wild about it? A Euro will actually DEFEND it. They'll say "Shut up Amerimutt, it's just a few browns, they're not where I live" or some shit like that, because the truth is they love what they have created. It makes them happy to see their culture destroyed and overrun.

I wish I didn't have to live in this era.

I don't get the swimming one. Is it that unusual to not be able to swim in the third world?

>>211964971
Power will always corrupt some people, that's the human nature. If your country never investigates politicians there's something shady going on

>>211964990
reading comprehension....
it is common for people to not be able to swim in shitholes

>>211965034
Why?

>>211965123
I forgot that paulistas call older people uncle and aunt

>>211964923
It is though. It means either that a) people are willing to vote for an extremely low calibre of political candidate or b) the justice system is able to be weaponised by political opposition

I agree that it is a good sign if the privileged are not above the reach of justice, but if your leaders are regularly being dragged to court and banged up upon leaving office then you have a problem

>>211965213
>people are willing to vote for an extremely low calibre of political candidate
You can't always predict who is going to commit a crime. Blindly trusting "honest looking" politicians is the worst thing you could do

>>211964192 (OP)
>It's not unusual for political leaders to be put on trial or imprisoned
In a shithole nation it will be unusual for political leaders to go to trials in the first place

>>211964192 (OP)
hahaha, wow

>>211965272
True, but your current president was literally locked up and then re-elected. Was it a) or b) in his case?

>>211965413
It was later found out to be a case of b) but people in his party committed a lot of corruption and he was the top dog but supposedly didn't know about anything? Sus.

>>211965272
You know what low calibre means and our politics are dominated by these people, when they get accused of crimes people will usually trust the politician because there's 0 institutional trust among the population, it's a pretty massive problem and only getting worse.

>>211964192 (OP)
why should I have to swim? are you gay?

>>211965488
The vast majority of Brazilians think politicians are "all criminals". I agree that voting for obvious crooks is bad but the idea that you can figure out who is going to be corrupted is naive and dangerous

>>211965413
It's pretty common here for politicians caught in corruption scandals to just go back to politics like nothing happened, people focus on that one case but there are dozens.

>>211965555
But there is a law preventing people with criminal record from being elected. This can only happen if the sentence has been revoked and I'm not aware of a lot of cases like this, only Lula really. You're probably thinking about people who were held in suspicion but never actually found guilty

>>211964192 (OP)
None of those boxes
Browner you are the more will apply personally even if you live here though

>>211965542
what would you do if i pushed you into a lake?

Why is every thread full of Brazilians?

>>211965739
Only 3 different guys here

>>211965738
Why could this kind of thing happen, though? It's clearly 'gaijin who has no moral' behavior

>>211964192 (OP)
Nearly all of these apply for the Philippines, except none of my relatives have been victims of violent crime as far as I know. Instead, my "uncle" (my like 3rd cousin) killed a man and went to jail. He's now a successful local politician lol

>>211964192 (OP)
Assuming that it's 1-> 4 and each square is one number highee than the one above it, the ones that apply to my shithole are:

2 3 4
5 6 7* 8
10 11** 12***
13 14 15 16
* (especially in the south where you not only call people uncle (ʕmo) but also maternal uncle (khal)
** Swimming will give you schistosomiasis guaranteed
*** We have entire cities out in the desert like Madinty, 5th settlement, 6th October city, New administrative capital, etc that rich people made just to escape the unwashed hordes of "commoners" /s

>>211965555
Is this only the case for politicians who successfully convince voters that they're innocent? Or do voters accept the corruption and vote for these people anyway?

>>211964192 (OP)
Based on experience in my community. I actually can’t swim much at all but I have very dense bones that make me sink

>>211965061
because its a shithole you absolute retard

>>211965061
Because people shit in the water, or redirect their sewage pipes to the canal/river fucking nile (death penalty deserved) because the waste treatment network here is laughably bad and WILL inevitably get clogged up and malfunction inevitably and you'll foot the bill when it's time to fix it, so it's sometimes easier to dump your pipes into the canal. Plus factories have no compunctions about dumping chemical refuse into water sources. Quite hazardous to ingest i think.

>>211965399
Why would you be scared of cops in your country? Do they do shakedowns or coerce people IYC?

>>211966281
Why being a shithole prevents people from access to the sea or rivers or ponds or lakes ? Or even normal swimming pools, they aren't that expensive to build

>>211966427
I understand because your country basically only has one river so sewage only has one way to go but in other countries there are other water sources

>>211965399
First winner!

>>211966140
Both. People defend their favorite politicians but most of the voter base is also extremely apathetic, they don't care about voting for the same political dynasties over and over, even when they're implicated in corruption. They also gladly cast votes in exchange for money or promises of employment, when it comes to local elections.

yes

>>211966427
they work with the cartels

>>211966468
Kids don't just magically learn to swim if you throw them in water. You need an adult to closely supervise and coach them. A lot of poor families just don't have the time or resources to prioritise swimming lessons for their kids. Best hope is if the local state school provides free lessons, but that's not a given

>>211964192 (OP)
live your myth in türkiye

close but no bingo

>>211967263
>Kids don't just magically learn to swim if you throw them in water
they either learn or die, thats why we have at least 5

>>211964434
dishonest as fuck
>ajussi/ajumma
>chaebols
>fixation on brand clothes
>family expect to be given a major say in marriage and employment
>toilets break if you flush toilet paper

>>211967263
Adults did teach me how to swim but my parents learned by swimming in ponds in the countryside with their siblings and friends. My grandparents didn't have time to give swimming lessons to 472977493942 children while working in the field at the same time. So I guess what you said is mostly a problem for modernized urban thirdies rather than rural thirdies

>>211964192 (OP)
Russia
Here

>>211964849
?

>>211967871
vgh the free and fair elections of rvssia

>>211964192 (OP)
not bad i guess

>>211966127
You win

>>211966250
>I have very dense bones that make me sink
You are black. In which case you are blatantly coping/lying that several of these things don't happen in your community lol

>>211964192 (OP)
Everybody here washes fruit you plan to eat the skin of and veggies I hope, even garden fresh needs the dirt washed off.

>>211971754
I got three bingos but >>211967317 Turkyieanon got three bingos too so it's more like a draw even though i got 14/16 and he got 12/16.

>>211965542
Nobody is asking you to swim, but have the basic skills for not getting drowned. Didn't you have the option to learn to swim (the basics) at school?

>>211966250
Looks like you have self-confidence issues. If you have the money, I'd try to get some classes.

Only one needed.

UK went to shit after queues disappeared (because of immigrants).

i think so, maybe. i'm not sure about the swimming one because i've met a lot of people who don't but also some who do

>>211964192 (OP)
where the hell did firsties get poor people cant swim?
anything else is true dou

huh

>>211964192 (OP)
uh here you go

>>211975778
the US literally has all of these except maybe the family stuff and power cuts

>>211975911
>us is a single region o algo

>>211973293
Queues are definitely still a thing where I live. Where do you live?

>>211977093
I'm just saying in most places I see queues being all fucked up.

somehow didn't get a bingo

>>211977588
Are you from western turkey?

>>211977801
no anatolia

>>211964192 (OP)

red: Russia
blue: America

flag - better employment prospects, and no I'm not an H1b'er (never even needed it)

N = niggers only
1/2 = only in certain regions or areas

>>211964494
>>211964643
>>211965123
Turns out our country is pretty decent all things considered. Our problems are basically crime or cultural behavior

>>211979991
yeah no shit moron
latin America would be heaven on earth without violent crime

>>211964984
>that reason jak
Made me kek

>>211964984
lmfao

>>211979991
*street crime and some cultural behavior
The whole bingo is about crime and culture, with just 2 infrastructure related options
>>211980029
This is not super obvious

>>211980499
It is obvious
Why do you think tourism is still a big thing despite the crime

Shitty bingo, obv Russia is a shithole
>>211964676
Post feet

>>211980529
Tourism isn't a big thing in my country

>people rinse food in water before cooking it
Why is this a problem? I mean every food out there probably has pesticide on it.

>>211965542
Charlie don't surf indeed...

>>211980782
what is Rio?

>>211981138
just one city among thousands, and not even that visited outside carnaval

What do I win?
Live in Montana, btw.

>>211975911
The US has regular brownouts. They even print schedules for them in newspapers, claim it's for 'the environment'.

>>211981206
honorary thirdie

>>211977588
It's the nonsense shoe fixation and can't swim parts. I think these are American memes. Next bingo better have them replaced by something else like too many motorcycles on traffic or stray dogs everywhere

>>211981424
Arabs are also fixated on shoes.
It is a bit of a combo. One half of it is the 'expensive sneakers' fad among African Americans, and yeah that is US centric; but the other half is "shoes are associated with being covered in shit, either human or animal, and thus unclean".
Being unable to swim is just lower class in general.

>>211981518
How tf do poor people not know how to swim? When they go to the beach do they have to stay close to the shore like little kids afraid of drowning?

>>211981620
Literally yes, I've seen it. It was especially strange seeing it in the Caribbean. You'd expect people who've lived their whole lives in sight of the ocean to be able to swim

>>211981620
>beaches
These aren't as omnipresent as you think. Take the East Coast. Florida, sure, go to the beach. But New York? Atlantic up there is fucking cold, and the water is of questionable quality. Public pool is your only option, and many people who never learn to swim as children end up embarrassed or afraid of their inability to swim and never learn as adults.
And even then, a lot of beaches aren't that safe to begin with. Not because of drowning but because of the crowds.

>>211981709
Weird
>>211981718
Places where beaches aren't omnipresent can't qualify as third world, at worst they can be grim second world countries but never thirdie. All thirdie countries are tropical

>>211964984
>reason
kek

>>211964192 (OP)
Like half of this chart is retard and depends on the perception.

>>211981424
No throwing and spanking with shoes is a very common thirdie thing; it tends to be a thing in cultures where people routinely wear flip flops (Asia, Africa, Latin America)
Seeing shoes as status symbols is not precisely third-world but it's a universal thing among the lower classes (mental third-worlders)

>>211964984
Nice little detail

>>211973183
I selected an option to learn advanced differential equations in my middle school

>>211964192 (OP)
>rinse food
Do Bongs really not wash their fruits and veggies?

>>211965984
What if you go boating while drunk, and have to take a piss over the rail, but lose your balance on account of you're drunk?

>>211987169
Why are you afraid of the police?

>>211987305
They shoot first and ask questions later. If you're poor they're also going to plant drugs and a loose pistol near your corpse.

>>211964192 (OP)
Besides the swim thing, all checks out in Brazil kek

>>211969705
>had to bribe a public employee
Does that actually happen here?

>>211964192 (OP)
god i love living in civilized society

>>211964192 (OP)
America really does have two parallel societies

>>211991859
Oh, I guess the food washing thing does happen, but only for straight from farm veggies and fruits

>>211964192 (OP)
>people rinsing food with water is a sign you live in a shithole???
OP is retarded

>>211964192 (OP)
This is not a good bingo since my cunt is definitely a shithole.

>>211991978
Are power cuts/water shortages common for Jews? I don't believe it, you're near water and have unlimited US support.

>>211968454
There is nothing else to say to a self-hating Labour voting leftist faggot like yourself, who sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer Starmer the Child Harmer, hates the native British and celebrates the Southport stabbings and the Paki grooming gangs

>>211964503
Outside of rinsing your food with water maybe yeah

>>211964192 (OP)
you should've included pageantry/beauty contest obsession. shitholes loves those show and putting bets on the winner.

>>211964192 (OP)
only the unc/aunt thing applies here