Thread 211966028

Liverpool ONE Uniqlo edition

pizza pizza

new heatherpaedo obsession just dropped

remember: it's pure satire

get the lifts in
get the steps in
get the runs in
get the cold plunge in
get the teeth brushed
get the showers done

The flappy vagina jacket

>>211966028 (OP)
Uniqlo clothes are designed for weird, dumpy Asian body types
They're not designed for the Aryan physique

>>211966077
ok

I am a white italian man and I support gaza and Palestine and Iran and I hate jews and israel
Simple as

>>211966077
Timmy POV

>>211966095
Yeah.

>shopping for clothes online
>gay looking brown fella
>gay looking brown fella
>gay looking brown fella
>gay looking brown fella
>gay looking brown fella
>here's some shirts
no contest really

that a vaginer

imagine being one of them old timey hollywood actors and getting to your twilight years and suddenly all these films like the godfather and taxi driver and apocalypse now and jaws start coming out that just totally mog your antiquated shite and realising that within a generation no one is going to give a shit about your legacy

Nothing more British than a boiling day with light showers

>>211966102
you're brown

>>211966102
Guy should buy a nose hair trimmer

The jacket my gran used to wear

>>211966130
Corr those maisonettes are PENG

>>211966102
You’re supporting a side that inevitably going to lose.

>>211966125
yea must be terrible, having lived in the golden age of hollywood

>>211966130
HULL
U
L
L

>>211966125
That's showbusiness

>>211966147
Are you color blind or something?

>>211966102
you look like a gay serial killer from the 1970s

>>211966150
based??

>>211966130
>>211966152
>Dewsbury
>Hull
>Barnsley
>Brierley
Do these fucking things come in a DIY kit?

>>211966166
t.

I support neither the Jews nor the Arabs

>>211966207
Forgot pic

>>211966223
Is this me?

haven’t seen a non fat woman in years
every single one of them gross beasts

Sneaky Jew called everyone's bluff

>>211966244
Perhaps try leaving etc. etc. smelly bedroom etc. you fucking incel mong etc.

>>211966233
Approve.

>>211966125
some people love old films it's like a special interest. would rather have a small following that genuinely appreciates your work rather than endless millions who just know of you

>>211966102
were you actually a paki all along? knew it

saw several non fat women today

>>211966075
Baldley Walsh

>>211966167
i'm talking about the legacy part. i'm pretty sure they cared about that especially when they were well old. and they would have known like oh shite everything's way better and it's going to keep improving with the technological advancements and that. no one's going to care about my rubbish boring films from the 30s any more.

>>211966276
oh give it a fucking rest rorke

and he grangled away, grangle grangle, till the very next day

fat woman just flew over my house

>>211966223
Iranians aren't arab

your honour, her hymen snapped

howling at the fact that some of you lot are in your late 20s / 30s and you've never had sex

The annual retarded hyper online Americans don’t realise the UK doesn’t have ac so is not very pleasant at 30c debacle has started again

>>211966319
thats Christian Bale

>>211966319
pooslims are arab by default

>>211966274
yeah a small niche subgroup of autists and BPD narcissists

Protogf's just had a load of beers sent to the gaff
Think she's the one

>>211966252
granny jew got the tranny flag fit on

>>211966223
Iranians are aryan not Arabs

>>211966362
Boom.

>>211966278
"Charles Malaponte"
Thats definitely a Pakistani name
Fucking retard

If the female of the negro race is a negress, and the female of the jewish race is a jewess, what are the females of other races called?

>>211966339
BPD's been debunked

boycott the kansas city metropolitan community college, they employ virulent antisemites

>>211966339
bradley walsh likes old films

Never seen someone seethe so much over a high street fashion brand

>>211966337
The largest Muslim country in the world is Indonesia and they are asians
Get a grip
Islam isnt a race

>>211966379
No idea who that is, have no desire to find out.

>>211966362
Subliminal messaging
Kikes use every trick in order to subvert

>>211966276
Unc's shit himself again!

mad how it's 16:10 and im already 11pm pissed up

>>211966413
you're right
it's a disease

>>211966233
>>211966207

Housebuilders use house types across sites

t. Work for a construction timber company

remember when laugh track sitcoms used to do movie versions and they were really shit because they didn't have the laugh track

>>211966383
Psychology is crazy. Sodomoites and troons are mad one minute and fine the next. Children are rambunctious until they need to be medicated and then it's ADHD. It's almost like they make it up as they go along.

I might cry because i will never get a woman and then go to sleep

>>211966429
Can't believe Buster Merryfield was a homo

this pasta bake was unbelievably good

>>211966379
name means absolutely nothing in America

>>211966328
They need to stop shopping at Uniqlo

nth for the holodem

>>211966326
54k miles on what looks like a 2007 VW Golf estate is good

if marriage isnt like what marge and homer have then i dont want it

>>211966451
Put a sock in it bardella and or zemour

Friendly reminder

>>211966326
Small dainty feminine hand that's never known a day of hard graft in its life

>>211966471
source?

Got 33k on an 04 plate Rover

Rorke spraying lynx africa on his sweaty back and bollocks

>>211966495
you realise they massacre christians, yea?

>>211966473
very based meal
now look at these slags

>>211966510
ah yeah
ofcom
4chan being banned
cheers lad

The new wheels

>Protogf
the calling card of the incel freak

>>211966457
sometimes i see them try to vary the style to make an estate look more organic. does the opposite imo

>>211966494
They constantly think about cheating on each other and almost go through with it. Homer is a terrible husband too.

>>211966522
Knew that pic would make a sad little incel lash out kek

>>211966473
haha knew you posted her bradders

*looks over my shoulder to make sure nobodies watching*
'nigga'

>>211966523
Actually it says he had a wife
I was confusing him with the old fella in Steptoe and Son who was a quare

>>211966457
fucking state of that
why bother putting in windows if you just brick them up straight away? Are developers still scared of the window tax?
grim grim grim

well when you put it that way i’ll have to consider. lads?

>>211966545
Why'd you take the picture from so far away you daft twat? Can barely see what it is

>>211966233
they kind of are a kit because building regs are so tight. did you know the minimum (therefore most common) size for a garage door on a new build is to suit a morris minor?

>>211966586
We like Fox News

>>211966535
>Gaza Ministry of Health:

>“202 martyrs (including 4 recovered martyrs) and 1,037 injuries arrived at Gaza Strip hospitals during the past 48 hours."

>“The death toll and injuries since 18 March 2025 has reached 5,599 martyrs and 19,097 injuries.

>“The total number of livelihood victims who arrived at hospitals from areas designated for aid distribution has now reached 450 martyrs, with more than 3,466 injuries."

>>211966449
grim alkie twat

>>211966545
>>211966597
good g'ck

>>211966629
OH WILL YOU PACK IT IN YOU DOOFUS

>>211966565
you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about

can't find the words

you know what lads
32 degrees, hottest day of the year
genuinely hasn't been bad
I was dreading today but it's been absolutely fine

mad that

>>211966625*
jews and muslims killing each other makes the world better for everyone else

>>211966585
Windows and air conditioning are bad for the environment lad. They are banned by the building control regulations

Still watching The Crown but Diana is coming into it now so l'll probably stop

>>211966607
screm

>>211966655
*looks down at the floor*

>>211966565
hes a sound bloke in the first few series

the practice gf found my erotic novella sets

rorke dropshipping fred perry polos and lonsdale sliders

>>211966586
I believe in the newest top gun movie the country they are at war with is Iran (they dont use the name iran but its heavily implied thats the country)

>>211966605
to be fair ive mever known anyone that keeps their car in the garage
although that could be because the garage is too small
makes one wander

>>211966607
Yeah mate we get it. You gamble online with a bradley walsh picture and are on 4chan all day. Stop posting this and get a grip

>>211966703
THATS RIGHT. YEAH.
STUPID POST, EH?
STUPID.
HAVE A FUCKING THINK ON.

I want to eat Emma Watson’s poop.

>>211966673
So how is their relationship good/enviable? Inform us.

>>211966625
Hamas shooting people the Israelis try to feed because they want total control of the gaza populace and are upset they don't get to withhold food from their opponents anymore

voluntarily sat in the rain with mrs kot

>>211966692
I hate this country
Have you seen the tiny windows they're putting in now?

when you put the kettle on to make a cup of tea at 2am but your mum is going for a wee

>>211966709
That's nothing. My stable gf found my monthly sex gf. Shit's hard.

>>211966686
I think the low humidity has helped

>>211966688
The world is rejoicing at seeing your cities get pounded by Iranian missles mossad
(Your HQ is still on fire btw)

Just got sucked off
Came right down her throat an that

Degenerates screaming into the void. And I’m one of them.

>>211966731
*starts nuzzling your crotch*

>>211966759
will you fuck off

>>211966739
they love each other deeply despite their apparent flaws, you see
really all there is to it

>>211966759
This is AI btw

>>211966686
It being a Saturday has helped, when you’re working and can’t just laze around and open a beer when you fancy it’s shite

>>211966759
think the metropolitan community college of kansas city rejoices too?

Hamas are shit are firing rockets
None of their junk gets past Israeli air defences
Has Hamas even killed one Jew since October 7th?

>>211966787
How do you know they love each other deeply?

for me it's pretending to be "absolutely steaming" on /brit/ while still writing out legible grammatically correct posts and having no trouble with the captchas

Boomer tv be like; no actually you're meant to hate your wife and kids

>>211966759
>The world is rejoicing
Couldn't give a single fuck

>>211966798
Speaking of, I’m gonna have a cold one in the garden right now

>>211966800
A lot of our students are Muslim so yeah probably

>>211966727
i don't gamble online it's a free game like any other
and i'm not here much ..................

my balls are droopy and its so annoying

>>211966692
sultry milf on the left would get it

>>211966825
im a seasoned alchie and can still take the time to write legibly despite being 35cl into the evening

>>211966827
Zoomers and millennials be like that, not boomers

>>211966827
why i oughta...

Weirdest thing about The Simpsons is how consistently mean and borderline abusive they are to Abe and the elderly in general.

Just cracked open a cold one (Lipton's lemon ice tea I put in the fridge this morning)

>>211966821
already made myself abundantly clear
im not getting into a drawn out autistic retard argument with you lad fuck off and watch your 5hr youtube video essays

it's a rorkulean task

here is a picture of my penis

>find yourself in the middle of a missile barrage
>better whip my phone out and start filming so I can pop this on twitter lol

>>211966883
I accept your concession

>>211966751
in the kettle?

Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.

debates solve nothing
neither side ever changes their mind

>>211966827
Zoomer media illiteracy strikes again

sloshy cock o clock

>>211966925
??

>>211966905
Its the Arabs doing it
Jews are hiding in their cuck bunkers and also hiding in their underground subways lmao

enjoyed that post

>>211966838
students aren't your employers

>>211966905
the urge to document horrific events most likely comes from the instinct to tell your tribe about danger

>>211966883
I understand what you're saying even if these retarded NIGGA doesn't

Told someone at work I don't have social media and they looked at me like I was a baby rapist

>>211966897
shoes for pre-teens

so arabs dont have any bunkers to hide in apparently

>>211966935
fucking UM

>>211966883
made me scream based at the top of my lungs

>>211966963
what'd'you rock doe?

>>211966838
Something poetic about seeing the rainbow flag in the foreground
Turkeys voting for christmas

Iranian missiles can't penetrate Israel enough to cause any real damage
Only a few dozen Israeli deaths so far vs how many hundreds of Iranians?

anyone staying up to worship the sun god?

>>211966692
ed looking absolutely disgusted and contemptuous as per. honeslty a miracle he ever made it anywhere in politics

rorke's da building a nuclear bunker in the back garden

blud can't divulge a coherent analysis into the nature of love

>>211966935
comfy

>>211966747
£750k please

>>211966897
Just finish GCSEs lad?

>>211966956
good lad x

>>211967000
I think it's a bit late now

>>211967000
you missed it you absolute mongy

>>211966975
No
There are videos circulating of jews not allowing non jews to enter their bomb shelters (thais, Arabs, Ukrainians etc)

What's the most evil thing you've done lads? When I was a teenager I once phoned a takeaway to someone elses house. I still feel bad about it

>>211966935
They're doing this for effect and propaganda points
They're not really afraid. The Golden Dome protects them from shitty, soviet-era Iranian missles

Australian Rorkes are called Rorkeos

>>211966953
this urge should not be stronger than the urge to run and protect yourself, if it is then you are likely retarded

>>211966804
Yeah?

>>211967034
l 100% believe you and wont ask for further evidence

>>211967039
did a poo once

>>211966897
>>211966963
Incredible that those ugly pieces of shit cost more than £40

>>211966054
right, off to the kids park

i’ve finally unraped myself

>>211967073
you need locked up

forwarding al-aponte's information to the ADL
enjoy guantanamo, paki

>>211967014
what is the reason for this

>>211966995
Jews are lying about their number of dead
They are under strict military censorship
I suspect the real number of dead to be 150+
I think they realize that if they were honest people would just celebrate

>>211967039
When I was 12 told this girl in Club Penguin that I was an adult 40 year old man and kept following her penguin around the map for hours

>>211967084
*sneaks into your kitchen to grease up the floor and plant dildos in strategic locations*

*starts doing a frantic raindance*

>>211967100
cant stop shouting based

>>211966854
She's got family in Gaza

>>211967039
said some quite nasty stuff online and laughed at a lot of things you probably shouldnt laugh it, but i would say i'm generally good-natured, just weak-willed and lazy

>>211967126
Survive this.

>>211967050
Paper mache dome lmao

>>211967039
Scammed someone out of a Bill's Hat in TF2

>>211967105
Odd for a group that always plays the victim card

Who is this yank nonce and why is going on autistic meltdown about iraq or whatever?

>>211966692
Gove the biggest arse licker since Mandelson

Summer LOTR marathon starting shortly if you're interested

>>211967159
not being funny but there is a chance that was me. probably about 10 or 12 years ago

>>211967172
Grow up man

Rather watch paint dry

>>211967039
guessed my mate's password to Habbo Hotel and stole his stuff after he stole £20 off his mum's credit card to buy coins. never gave it back so he got done for stealing from his mum for nothing.

>>211967154
This post is off-topic.

>>211967014
And you'll be stuck next to some fucking dosser scum family ruining the estate because the developer is forced to sell 'affordable housing'

Need this country atomised and re-started from the ground up

right well I'm off to the co-op to buy a chicken pie (family size) and at least 8 cans

>>211967195
Tall boys I hope

>>211967103
Genuinely, building control regulations. Large Georgian windows let too much sunlight in, causing houses to overheat in sunny weather, and let too much heat out in winter. The result is larger energy requirements. Passive temperature control is the buzz phrase. It helps Greta sleep at night.

Does having black neighbours lower the value of a property?

>>211967195
big cans
large cans
the largest available cans for the retailer

>>211967039
Back in uni my gf's housemate was a recovering anorexic so I sent her a very nasty anonymous letter calling her fat and saying she will always be a worthless ugly pig and wrote the initials of two of her friends who she'd had falling-outs with at the bottom
She disappeared for a whole semester and ended up repeating the year

in my pants drinking cidre and smokane

>>211967181
I'm sorry but you can't have it back it's long gone

>>211967206
also, you know, lower energy bills, which people generally like

maccie d's

>>211967192
Yep. Alternatively you can get a well paid job in London where over half your salary is taken as tax to support the scum who get to live in council housing in zone 1 and mug you for your phone as you make your way home to your zone 6 flatshare

Just seen a video of that world of t shirts guy stomping on a fish until it turns into mush

>>211967039
revenge porn

>>211967228
Not very nice that mate

>>211967168
he's emmett's aryan brother in arms

>>211967255
That's me right now I'm afraid

>>211967251
Bloke on the right conceptualizing his next raping

>>211967247
You could also have lower energy bills by building a few more power plants. Magic rocks in the ground just heat up water that can be used to drive turbines.

>>211967024
only some latin americans can understand the depth of the simpsons like we can

>>211967228
why would you do such a thing?

>>211967228
she could have done a cheeky 'cide

Didn’t happen though did it mate

>>211967203
>>211967225
obviously the BIG cans lads give me some credit aha

i have dressed mein self

>>211967266
Don't know what that means or why you've included a picture of a fat Turkish man but alright

perceiving the minds of my enemies in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>gf comes home
>immediately kicks off an argument

must be exhausting being a woman

tried playing nba on the playstation cuz its free this month and in the ultimate team mode there's whole section dedicated to basketball shoes lmao the blacks are mad like

>>211967312
Out.

did malaponte kill himself?

>>211967228
You are a genuinely evil person

bart raped milhouse

>>211967321
get rid lad

>>211967206
oh right. to be fair our house is like 100 years old and had these massive three pane wooden windows in every room and i am currently roasting to death so maybe they have a point

>>211967260
nasty cunt

>>211967192
>And you'll be stuck next to some fucking dosser scum family ruining the estate because the developer is forced to sell 'affordable housing'
>Need this country atomised and re-started from the ground up
>lejoker.jpg
Alternately you could stop being a cowardly shut-in cunt and approach your neighbour and demand they stopped acting as they do. YOU WON'T AND HERE COMES THE INCEL COPE.

>>211967328
air jordans i hope?

>>211967291
UNA VELA

>>211967302
fucking legend

>>211967297
dunno really, just thought she was a bit of a bitch and I realised that I could do it and no one would ever know
>>211967301
yeah that would have been interesting

>>211967334
Stop.

>>211967354
dunno mate im white

>>211967347
Air conditioning. Take the Lee Kuan Yew pill

>>211967183
why aussie like this

>>211967228
going to think of this post whenever somebody on /brit/ is being stupid and remember that yeah, some of you are genuinely really nasty malicious people

we need more women

>>211967352
lmaaaooooo
>YOU SUH, I DEMAND YOU CONTROL YOUR FERAL CHILDREN!!!
This isn't a Dickens novel you fucking mongo

Doing a Lidl run for booze and snacks. Anyone want owt?

>>211967406
When?

to be a young man again, eh, rorke?

>>211967393
Not me though. Worst thing I've done is steal some of that industrial size toilet paper when I was in uni and punch a goose

wanking with a freshly shaved willard is honestly god tier, i really can't have pubes when wanking anymore

is there a way to let the government know that i am perfectly willing to live the rest of my life doing some menial service job in central london if it means i also get a council flat in central london? cos that seems to be the deal they're offering all these pakis and that

>>211967393
What's the most evil thing you've done

>>211967436
>punch a goose
why?

>>211967441
love love LOVE a fresh trim slippery wank

>>211967188
Mental how the mods don't do anything about that spam but post two niggas kissing and they throw 30 day bans at you immediately

>>211967039
In the earlier days of 4chan (pre int) there was a real life girl who posted her email address on a sexy audios board for requests.

I reset her password (before 2 factor authentication was widespread and when security questions were hilariously easy) and deleted everything on her microsoft drive including what looked like uni coursework. She was a great looking lass as well. She had photos off herself on there and email receipts of sex toys she'd bought.

>>211967081
yeah back cement 3s are absolutely gash i don't actually own a pair

>>211967455
was looking at me funny so i banged him the fuck out

Do people make fun of you if you use words like lackadaisical?

>>211967455
Was walking through the park and it kept coming after me and nipping at my legs. Made a horrible noise and I think it might have died so I feel quite bad

>>211967480
Bit mean that

>>211967452
i don't do evil things

Damage a plane and you get prescribed but burn down hotels and drag people from their cars and you get your every rotten whim made into policy. Starmer's priorities

but there's no one home
in my house of paaiiin

>>211967441
*grabs my pubes up in a ball and throws them at you*

We were promised incel cope and then were instantly rewarded

Who in this day and age is still describing things as 'gash' oh my days blud

>>211967530
Ok.

Don't respect anyone who wears Air Jordans. Juvenile wog shite

me and my other australian ass-nigga are on the same wavelength right now dab

>>211967543
fr ong

ill have a light beer

Thinking about that deeply unintelligent individual yesterday who stated plainly and repeatedly that spraying paint directly into an engine would not damage it
He's here now of course. Proper thick cunt he is

the joy of being cummed inside

3 inceltasks off my inceltasklist for today so far, what have you achieved?

>>211967551
Bible this one.

>>211967556
KITH KITH KITH

>>211967551
>Air Jordans
Apparently those sell well in Ireland

>>211967551
what about people who wear clarks

>>211967556
What is an "ass-nigga"?

>>211967510
Don't even know why I did it. She was kind enough to do sexy audios for us all and take requests and I treated her awfully.

>>211967556
you on this >>211967572 wavelength?

>>211967610
Because you take pleasure from the suffering of others you demented incel freak

>>211967617
yes fuckhead

>>211967480
Fucking based
What year would that have been?

randomly woke up at bout 1am lads, was lying in bed another half hour trying to fall back aleep but couldnt

do i order some food like a fat arse and stay up or go back to bed

>>211967510
Stop looking up to then licking this Jew cunt's arse
He loves the nigress behind him

>>211967630
come to howlong

>>211967648
>>211967648

>>211967640
pretends to love
you know, to undermine whites

where'd he go aha

>>211967629
I was bored and idle. I try to put that all behind me and be a better man every day

>>211967581
woke up, bossed up, and had a sip