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hello

First for Anglo wife

>>211966851
Hi hun how are you?

>>211966866
doing fine. how about you?

1-3 Papa John’s
4-6 Pizza Hut
7-9 Little Caesars
0 Local pizza place
Dubs Papa Murphys
Trips Burger

>>211966937
Pizza in the morning

>>211966937
fat shit

honestly if you are racist, misogynistic, homophobic etc. I seriously doubt the authenticity of your whiteness.

>>211966937
Local little Caesar’s is closed for some reason so replace with godfathers and reroll…
>>211966954
Getting it in 4 hours as my meal for the day
>>211966990
Kys fag

fat gay guy with a fart fetish:
>heheh yeah i’ve got poppers!
>jalapeno poppers! *farts*

>>211967201
Delete

>>211966808 (OP)
I legit hate people who praise the Confederacy

>>211967208
heh, you offended libtard?

>>211966921
Pretty good went to the bagel store

>>211967245
Yes

>>211967238
Ellis islander or later detected

>>211966892
Ephesians 6:5 nigga

My dogs head feels like a cotton ball

N

my cat’s head is round like an orange, a fact I remind him of frequently

can’t stand this fucking midwestern heat man
why did we have to get high humidity alongside this god awful windless sunny hellscape

What's it like living in Hawaii lads?

Who told you a calf to be

>>211967786
zazueta mogs this nafri

This nigga approaches you and tell you he's 100% Aryan
How do you respond?

once downloaded a “free wifi anywhere” app on my dad’s old Android, gave it photo, device, and contact permissions, and completely bricked it.

he made me save up for the entire summer to buy him a new phone

>>211968123
Shut up man literally who gives a shit about this no personality autist

ouch

done a self portrait

My facial hair feels like it grows differently when it's hot out.

i haven't shaved since February

>file deleted
Did not break any rules btw, jan-jan.

Honestly the story of Squanto is insane, maybe God gave the British that land on purpose because my God

Did yard work listening to east coast gangster rap took me back to the early 2000s listening to ruff ryders on my Walkman like a real wigga

>>211968510
How did he not ban you
Janny getting soft

>>211968585
how old is this nigga

>>211968653
he's a 45 year old porn addict who lives with his parents who despise him

>>211968585
How did you get into gangster rap in Germany
Is American pop music very popular there

>>211968544
Squanto was a real nigga

Igor has a nice hiney

>>211968809
I can’t even remember
But Eminem was blowing up back then so rap was popular anyway
And yes American pop music is very popular here :—D

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis licked each other's pussys

you never give me your money

>>211969052
Do videos exist??!!
Because whoa

This is me and fk

>>211969257
>>211969286
> 1 minute apart

>>211969052
Lesbian Jewsex!?

>>211969257
its illegal

>>211969244
You never give me your email
I keep offering Amazon gift cards but there are never any takers

>>211969295
Yah I was replying to myself on a proxy got a problem with that

you never give me your diamonds
you only use them to make enchanting tables
and then when griefers come and burn it all down
you ragequit

This is me(the girl) and /cum/

>>211969419
YWNBAW

>>211969392
It's sad

Europoor seething thread up about our rail system

I want to believe that cartel guys have the same relationship to Jesus that D1 athletes do. Like they think "through the power of Christ Jesus... I can saw this guy's head off. God's Plan."

>>211969456
I'm a girl(male)

>>211966808 (OP)

Are there any American anons who live out in the woods?
What is it like?
I have a cousin who bought a small farm stead thing that is 2 hrs away from the city. I really envy him.

>>211969639
I'll make a girl out of you Jason

>>211969753
I have an uncle like that, he lives an hour away in the middle of the woods. His property is really nice and he spends a lot of time outdoors but he also has to drive over an hour to work one-way and going to the grocery store takes an entire afternoon. It definitely has its pros and cons

>>211969753
I used to. Its peaceful, but kind of boring. You hear mourning doves all the time, and the occasional gunshots from hunters or drunk teenagers

i think all these ais are cool but idk what to even use them for

>>211968878
Is this normal? Why are they bouncing so much?

I look like this(on the inside)

It's almost midsommar, the most based holiday of all time
>make and light a giant bonfire
>drink, do drugs and party until the next day
>sauna
>jumping over said bonfire once it dies down
>tradition of "looking for a fern flower" is literally about having sex with women in the forest
christcucks feared this.

I’m crazy but you like it loca loca loca

I took the buzz pill again, I already feel the T boost.

This is so wrong

Let lovers love

>>211969940
>You hear mourning doves all the time, and the occasional gunshots from hunters or drunk teenagers
...that's already my reality, lol, except you cannot fart without waking up the village neighbours and everyone is nosey as fuck

>>211970134
Chuds don't realize this is trad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Horror_on_the_Rhine

Do you love your AIPAC?

>>211970070
Is the girl in that poster of legal age? Because if not, I have a huge problem with said poster.

I save pictures of cute animals girls
You save pictures of me(an ugly middle aged man)
Get your head right

>>211970189
I in fact do not

chuds won

>>211970213
does your mom love you

back from costco

>>211970094
Take the monarch pill

I can never remember how to spell rhythm

>>211970265
Probably but idc what women think I'm MGTOW

So….now that the dust has settled. What’s the verdict on the Boeing company?

If it’s a Boeing, are you going?

>>211970310
did you get a glizzy?

consuming cinema rn

>>211970383
who cares

Ohhh they finna go to jail jail.
https://youtu.be/R7HJeAGWQT8?si=K0b59dcRDG_r4SFI

>>211970393
no sorry

>>211970487
march yourself back to that warehouse this instant

>>211970423
Why does this feel like three AI avatars talking

>>211970514
It's government officials speaking. They sound like that in every country.

>>211970507
no. it's too hot

is sneed still commonly spouted

>A Mexican has been the richest man in the world multiple times
It feels wrong desu.

>>211970585
Only for feed and seed

>>211970614
why

>>211970647
Because he's poor and lives in a poor country

>>211970647
Mexico is poor. I'd expect the richest man to be from the richest country.

>>211970523
>cleaning up = giga achievement
Why are mentally ill people like this lmao

>>211970698
does your car not have an AC

there is a cock that never goes up

>>211970809
but heaven knows Im hungry now

god I ahte tiny dogs so fucking much. Their barks are so irritating

Sabrina Carpenter's songs sound so sweet and cutest then you look at the lyrics and it's about a girl tasting her pussy on her boyfriend's lips because he's cheating on her with Sabrina and she goes on stage saying things like "bbc I wish I had it in me"

She's evil

Aiming for a two hour edge session tonight

>>211970726
it has

>>211970900
>Women are evil
Rite of passage to not being an NPC. You're almost there

>>211970900
wat?

>>211970900
It’s the usual Disney child development
They always have to hyperslut themselves out for some reason
Maybe one day we’ll have pics of her spread pussy taking a piss on the sidewalk like Miley

I should play racing lagoon(again)

Know people in Missouri who heard the B2 bombers flying overhead
I heard them quite a bit when I lived there for university (they always do flyovers for the chiefs games)
Seems the american empire is going to fall on its own sword for a small sliver of land in the middle east inhabited by 85 iq inbred goblins like Itamar Ben-Givir lmao

wasn't a b2 bomber I just farted haha

aaaaaaaaaaaa

Imagine accidentally dropping the GBU-57 over the Kremlin do you think that would cause WW3 or could the accident somehow be dealt with in court

Is there any actual proof that Jason is a neet living with his parents? I’m of the opinion it’s all a charade

>>211971176
who do you think shot that video?

>>211971210
His gf
>>211971176
https://youtu.be/PXbjfPq_LAQ?si=8NxQ1o2QOkS8Tlsd

>>211971236
are you implying he's a normie?

I don't see anything wrong with cockfights or dogfights

>>211971236
nigga he even said his mom took it

>>211971281
What about bumfights

>>211971274
>>211971293
What part of it being a trick do you not understand

>>211971321
you didnt answer the question >>211971274

>>211971321
ah of course

Jason is
-sexy
-young
-cute
-smart
-healthy
-will live longer than you

>>211971210
Could be his mom, or it could just be a friend of his. I stop by my parents house quite a bit and I don’t live with them

>>211971344
I am not implying anything, I am saying explicitly that he is a self aware normie who doesn't mind playing the part of the fool for other people's amusement

>>211971420
>>211971447
and the lewd anime poster on his wall?

>>211971479
10-20 dollars on Etsy or eBay. You act like it's a tattoo

>>211970900
>She's evil
No shit she a big pop star.

>>211971447
I'm not a normalfag and I'm literally offended by you saying that.

I remember back then we ain't have no ac in the summer

The biggest giveaway that something isn’t quite right with our sexy young Jason are his meals

>>211971537
>Shhhh stop ruining the prank ;)
My bad bro ;)

>>211971527
that wasn't the point. do you really think his mom/gf would've approved of that?

remember back in the days when niggas had ways

>>211970900
I'm empowering for her to act like a trashy road whore bimbo actually

Nigger beaner

>>211971592
Women are meant to be submissive, just because you and your dad are pussy whipped doesn't mean all men are

>>211971579
The whole squads looking at you like this rn

>>211971689
They opened a Genshin themed cafe in Berlin wanna go together

I hate moving so much. I have so much shit I have to pack.

>>211971817
just. dont. move.

>>211971841
I'm tired of living with my mommy

>>211971738
I don't like Genshin, I don't like Germany, and I don't like you.

why do I drink. Every single fucking time I wake up the next morning nauseous with a headache

>>211971883
Based, /cum/ is wuwa territory

>>211971883
I know you love me and you adore Germany

>>211971912
Because you don't drink enough water.

Bro has no friends

I’m bro

>>211971984
Hey bro

>>211971940

>>211971944
I deny the holocaust.

He hasn't been doing good lately has he?

Damn that’s rough

I found a bunch of my school work that I saved from when I was in elementary school and jesus christ I was stupid kid.

>>211972124
Based immigration department

>>211972110
Denounce Adolf Hitler right now

alri lads get yaself to the beach

>>211972124
>women's sports
who cares lmao

>>211972180
>ywn be a california hippie in the 60s driving around in a van, high every waking moment of your life, and banging hot smelly hippie girls

N

I

is inertia what prevents the engine from crushing the cabin, is that why its on the front?

>>211972266
holy BASED!!!

The Iraq War was the biggest geopolitical blunder of my generation, and yet, here we are getting sucked into an even bigger conflict now with Iran using an almost identical justification. You may think we’re just sending support and not directly involved but escalation and moving the goalposts is how this works. Make no mistake, we (US/Israel) are at war with Iran.

Let it be known for the record, I’m against every aspect of our involvement in this war. Especially looking at the current state of the US and international relations you have to be blind not to see that this will be a catastrophic, possibly existential, mistake for the country. The best we can hope for is de-escalation but that doesn't seem likely at this point so prepare accordingly,

>>211972441
Didn't read

what did i watch to be smited with this kind of recomended

>>211972481
Chick on the right is going to get a UTI

>>211972420
Normally both the transmission and the firewall are stopping the the engine from killing you I think

>>211972142
>was

>>211972441
For me, it's the "we need to liberate the Iranian people" comments

>>211972597
People who didn't know Trump was like this with Iran during his first term are funny

>>211972441
Show a picture of literally one soldier in Iran.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/shes-wrong-trump-says-tulsi-gabbard-incorrect-about-iran-not-having-nuclear-weapon-capabilities

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c056zqn6vvyo

The first law of power: you never outshine the master

Shitposting from la piscina

WITH A PURPOSEFUL GRIMACE AND A TERRIBLE SOUND HE PULLS THE SPINNING HIGH TENSION WIRES DOWN
HELPLESS PEOPLE ON SUBWAY TRAINS SCREAM BUGEYED AS HE LOOKS IN ON THEM
HE PICKS UP A BUS AND HE THROWS IT BACK DOWN AS HE WEAVES THROUGH THE BUILDINGS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF TOWN

>>211973014
w2c that helmet

>>211973028
OHHHHHHHHHHH NO
THERE GOES TOKYO GO GO GODZILLA

>>211973095
you skipped a line retard
sasuga dumb animegirl poster.

Dead end job
Fatted than I've ever been
No friends
Never kissed never held hands
Almost 30
Major back pain problems
Major gooning problem
Socially retarded
Atrophied musculature
Hunched neck
Wastes almost all my free time gaming

>>211973170
OHHHHHHHH NOOOO
THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO GO GO GODZILLA
YAAAAAAaaaaahhh

Also my hair is thinning

>>211972565
I was a stupid kid, now I'm a stupid adult

>>211973014
Djokovic lost

men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

Old bitches love to sit down on the steps at the pool

got me iron farm set up

>>211973014
my ancestor :)

i want to die

I's gonna eats me a watermelon

>>211973518
you and 87% of the population of the country, suck it up

Phone is at 26%

I'm gonna read an isekai until 20% then play Minecraft or mod Skyrim or something.

>>211973841
what does the anime girl have to do with that

>>211973689
Racist ass

Ohhhhhh official Samsung case

>>211973865
he's avatarfagging

If you got a woman and she ain't happy
Come see me for camalame
Take that camalame and you make her some tea
And she will love you all the time
And when she got you running like a train on a track
Take some flour and you make some pap
That's gonna give you strength in your back
IM EXUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHBEA MAAAAAN

>>211974028
>xey made xeir 2SLGBTQIAA+ lock screen a black and white dogwhistle
lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Haring

Can't understand how people live like Jason does

A guy who lives near me has “2SCOOPS” as his license plate and I want to ask him if it’s a Rich Pianna reference (which would be based).

>>211974285
>they could identify with peter parker
this Pete nigga a dork

>>211974307
My man left humanity behind for good

>>211974260
I live like Jason (with mommy and daddy) and I clean up for them

>>211974407
Women arguments are almost entirely pic related or emasculation of some sort

>>211974347
he's a dick

>>211974407
Doesn't the crushing emptiness of having no prospects and being a fucked up incel pedo weirdo faggot ever get to you?

I think women simultaneously have a fear and fetish for rape. I think part of the fear is fearing innately that they'll like it and become a slave of the rapist. I think men experience a similar phenomon with gay stuff. Of course this all happens on a primal level.

>>211972172
ich heiß Leo wie gehts es ihnenn? Gut?

>>211974670
Yeah men are supposed to say "hell na I ain't doing gay shit" and women are supposed to say "no I'd never enjoy rape". But we can observe differently.

How come I look buff in the mirror but like a twink in my camera roll?

>>211974493
matt was blind as a kid

what IDIOT drew this

>>211974718
the camera type on your phone

>>211974718
delusions of grandeur

>>211974242
I like Keith's art as opposed to famous Canadian artists like UMMMMMMM AND UMMMMM

>>211974863
So you’re saying I need to upgrade my iToddler device?

>>211974704
I get what you’re saying, however almost 1/2 of women are actively into CNC. It’s not a secret or even forbidden.

>>211974901
no the short focal length will make you look weird on any phone

>>211974811
I don't know their name but I recognize that artist as always doing funny comics
iirc the page before, Matt had saved Aunt May the same way he saved that old man when he got his powers
tl;dr it's just a joke story at the end of an issue

Man had too many trout, say environment officers

New thyme just dropped

Got the 1950's jazz on

>Ela pensa em casamento
>Eu nunca mais fui a escola

>>211975109
Eu su Branco

>>211975107
*Starts snapping my fingers and taping my foot*

>>211975180
dig it brother
https://youtu.be/iu6JbDegnO4

>>211974933
So I need a better camera?

Aw hell na, not me being the cutest one in the general again

>>211975107
b-b-b-based

>>211975233
yeah basically
the 2x or 3x camera on iphones is a bit better but all those tiny sensor cameras are ai upscaled dogshit

>>211975175
>Eu su Branco

Being a fatass UPDATE. Today for the first time in a very long time I have weighed in at under 210 lbs

>>211966808 (OP)
I'm going to a theatre production tonight actually
Last night when I was there the lead's mic went out in the middle of a dialogue.

>>211975335
what's your height
I just hit 200 lbs for the first time ever (going up) but im 6'1"

>>211975335
GJ

>>211975350
extremely feminine post

The curse of ham has been lifted

Movie

Should I buy some dolphin shorts?

>>211975360
5’10”

>>211975366
Thanks

>>211975483
good job
are you putting on muscle too or just trying to lose fat
what's your strategy

>>211975473
You should buy me a birthday present

Gotta pack for a work trip in this weather
Fucks sake

>>211975360
You should get it under control now. It’s much easier to hit the brakes and just plateau your weight than to go 30 pounds overweight and then decide you need to lose it. It takes a long time, and it’s very unpleasant the whole time.

>>211975510
Just trying to lose fat while maintaining as much muscle as possible. It’s going to sound like a cope but I have a decent amount of muscle mass I just need to drop like 30 more lbs and I’ll look pretty good I imagine.

I like having my balls kicked

>>211975550
*packs you in a suitcase*

Read ya book!

Dubs and everything will work out

>>211975622
how did you get into this hobby?

>>211975403
I'm literally bear mode but not fat

Unzips.
Its out. Now what?

sheeeeeesh bruh no cap

Try as you may, but you cannot out pizza the hut

>>211975693
Idk. I just like being kicked in the balls

>>211975806
What’s the damage

>>211975806
is the cinnamon bread good?

>>211975584
Yes that is what I am doing
I have gone from 190 to 200 over three years and that's including muscle gains
Planning to cut out alcohol almost entirely seeing as my wife and I want to have kids in the next few years
>>211975594
I believe you
Keep it up I believe in you

>>211975806
Looks bad desu

>>211975824
Large stuffed crust with 16 boneless wings deal for $21, had a coupon for free cinnamon sticks. I tipped a few bucks there bc I felt bad. It seemed like one worker and AC wasn’t working well in there with it being 100 degrees out

>>211975806
good goy, free advertising.

>>211975622
Is this you?

Dudes on Fox News saying bombing Iran will be just like Top Gun

>>211975854
Needs more cinnamon topping to eat on its own, a lil better with the icing dip but the dip is weirdly slimy and thick. I would get again for free but I wouldn’t pay for them

>>211975855
My approach to losing my extra covid lockdowns weight was to set strict daily calorie goals, use a calorie counter app that automatically calculates macros etc (for me it was MyFitnessPal). I’m not a keto guy or something, but I found that the easiest way to stay within the limits was to cut carbs, as smaller, lower calorie meals with lots of fat and protein can still be filling, whereas a lot of carbs leaves you hungry again shortly thereafter, making sticking to the plan more agonizing.

>>211976021
Think of all the based and redpilled war crimes they'll get up to over there over the next 50 year insurgency

>>211976055
I think I'll start doing this too
Thanks for the tips

>>211976021
>bombing Iran will be just like Top Gun

>muh war crimes!
All is fair in love and war

>>211976164
not according to the international war conventions your country signed

>>211975403
What's feminine about theatre and mic issues?

>>211976188
only women or gay men go to theater performances. Real men sit at home or go to the movies and watch musicals

>>211976164
it's not war until it is formally declared.

>>211975892
All of it is pretty good except the chicken sausage on the pizza is horrible. Thought it would be alright because I make my own turkey sausage that tastes fine, but never order that shit again

>>211976164
War crimes accusations are just a punishment for the loser. If the U.S. lost WW2, the whole civil and military leadership would have been tortured and hanged for shit like Dresden and Hiroshima in their own Nuremberg.

At least if the U.S. had somehow wound up at war with the Soviets and lost, or some scenario like that. It seems to only be libtard faggots who love that pretext for mass killings.

>>211976227
Trump reported loves theater.

>>211976055
Yea I have noticed the carb thing too. I still eat carbs. But I try to get a ton of protein each meal. Ill usually eat carbs solo if I am about to do some cardio or lifting. Like eating a banana an hour before a hike or lifts.

>>211976276
[redacted] is a golem for Israel

>>211976227
>Only women and faggots go to live events. Real men goon to tranny porn in their smelly childhood bedroom like Jason.

GOING to the theatre is one thing. ACTING in the theatre is another wholly different thing

>>211976316
very strange projection

>>211976277
I don’t mean cutting carbs out entirely. I find the optimal macros for me are:
>30% carbs
>40% fat
>30% protein
Whereas a more standard ratio has something more like 50% carbs.

But different people have different physiologies and different optimal diets, so I can only speak to what works for me.

I'm totally worthless but at least i'm not fat

>>211976341
Seems like it would be like sports, where being a sports fan is gay, but being a sports player is cool.

is /cum/ a Jets or Sharks man?

>>211976416
That's way too much fat.
Nothing against fat, it's delicious, but animal fat clogs your arteries and it basically guarantees a stroke.

>>211976473
Jeets or Sharts

>>211976467
no because being a man and competing in sports is a good thing, while acting in the theater is a feminine thing.

it's fine to watch sports but it shouldn't be your whole personality

>>211976533
sport is just theater for men who like to see manly physiques instead of feminine physiques

I'd play sports if I had friends

or was any good at them..

>>211976577
theyre street gangs, you nimrod
have you never seen west side story?

>>211976589
you are quite literally a freakish faggot who's brain is so warped by porn you have no idea what is up or down.

>>211976509
Clogged arteries are caused by your body depositing plaque to repair damage from high blood pressure, like scabs but on the inside. It’s not related to dietary fat. It’s about your lifestyle, and not being a couch potato

I play in a local sports league with my buds and it is very fun. Going to be playing in 95+ degree heat this weeek which is not so fun

bro, eating a banana after waking up with a hangover is a GAMECHANGER

>>211976670
return to monke

>>211976768
>>211976768
>>211976768

>>211976187
>US commits a war crime
Who can punish the US for it? Serious question.