Thread 211969119

Menulog edition

inhaling positive energy and exhaling negative energy

>>211969138
they all dress like prozzies nowadays

Can farts and poo be sexual?

I'm going to beddy byes
but when I open last closed tabs tomorrow morning I better see a lot of you's to start my day off well

>>211969183
GOOD

imagine arguing over the name of a food delivery service
cultureless

>>211969179
Are you worried about your parents electing to have you euthanized because of your mental health problems and inability to care for yourself?

>>211969198
asking you this honestly mate, do you have autism? you've been at this daily since - when? - 2016?

Once /brit/ gets a bit in its teeth it just won't let it go
Aussies suffering this time around

>>211969204
Good night bogan

>>211969179
your patter and gimmicks are shocking heatherpaedo why don't you stick to copying the belgian mate, at least he's creative x

>>211969212
imagine it were your daughter or your mum. how would you feel?

>>211969198
if so, then i am a VERY sexual person (i fart a lot)

>>211969278
mum? would be proud of her for looking good at 60

>>211969278
aroused

sudo apt-get install menulog

pasta bake under the grill
green beans about to on the griddle

The Belgian dm'd me, he wants you all to know he'll be on soon

>>211969172
that's nanas

pagpag scran

so in game of thrones the starks and lannisters are like yorks and lancasters

>>211969282
*shags you up the bum*

I am a patron of the farts

still dont get why everyone is making a fuss over justeat desu

think i used it once maybe 6 years ago or so until i found out about ubereats innit

>Constable: I consent
>Whitney: I consent
>Timmy: I don't!

>>211969320
yeah if you like

gymtoil beckons but I cannot be fucking arsed
>walk 3 miles to the gym
>5km on treadmill
>2km on rowing machine
>freeweights and machine weights
>walk 3 miles home again
>return home to an empty bed and whatever slop I can find in my fridge

only proper OG fatsos remember when Just Eat used to only have local paki pizza places, kebab shops, indians, chinese, etc. Was a momentous day when they started adding big brands like maccies and kfc

Now Foodhub has cornered the 'kizza market completely (and they're doing a damn fine job)

full of crisps

Found the origin of the 'za meme.

It was in a 1992 scifi book.

>>211969336
We know it annoys you that's why

>>211969332
gubments allowed to kill people but i'll get arrested for smoking a plant

>>211969354
yes mate i bloody do, was a real novelty back then innit

>>211969349
think of all the sweaty ARSE on display lad

screaming and rocking back and forth

Timmy's bellpepper-nosed wife

>>211969349
sounds absolutely fucking dire
i'm going to spend my evening sipping wine and playing rdr2 until i can't keep my eyes open

covered in piss

>>211969332
>tfw they die for the blood god

>>211969376
Think pizza is older than that

>>211969349
drive?

>>211969354
Just Eat near me have ZERO Chinese places, all of them in my town are cash only and only a couple do delivery

>>211969364
can see his penis

>>211969389
oh my days she looks like the cheddar man

>>211969395
your own or the cat's?

>>211969395
alri jerry st clair

>>211969377
i like that you guys talk about and enjoy australia and australian culture desu

>>211969422
>Just Eat near me have ZERO Chinese places
good job chinese take away is exclusively terrible

prawn chow mein
kung pow chicken
salt and pepper chips

>>211969389
a woman will never love you heatherpaedo

>log onto /brit/
>resident paedo spamming tranny porn and the gyaldem
>heathermong rotating between ruby, ai spam, and whatever has caught his attention in the news
>every other post is either about poo, crisps, wanking, goyslop, or incel-blogposts from the 10-15 same people who post here every single day (me included)
I wish I had picked a less runtish website to become addicted to

>>211969393
used to absolutely love getting pissed by myself and playing games and listening to music and browsing 4chan. If I had terminal cancer and I had the choice between one last solo booze session or a party I'd choose the solo booze.

>>211969389
Wonder how she feels being constantly surrounded by beautiful Lithuanian women. Must take a toll on the mental elves

get in the pod

Absolutely love chinese people, wont ever change my mind on this

Happy for them that theyre doing well

>>211969460
british chinese just looks foul desu

You get to pick two hymens to deflower
Which two do you pick?

>>211969466
getting chips from a Chinese place is peak runt behaviour

>>211969460
>not liking anything from the Chinese
bizarre little incel runt detected

having some mlik

>>211969460
you are brown

>>211969491
They eats cats and dogs

any 90s kids in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa8QTEnDvcc

>>211969349
Shower at gym?

'Cidemen

>>211969521
pakis eat british girls

got level 42 on

been looking at porn all day, no touching dick, underwear is soaked

>>211969532
nah - got a small willy and a swollen belly and very insecure about it. especially around the gangs of pakis and zoomers who just hang out in the changing room for like an hour just talking with each other

>>211969502
>not getting chips
you're brown

>>211969521
Willing to compromise, would like them to leave the cats alone

Dogs are runts though, they can crack on

Costs 600 quid to buy a small box of cardboard with pictures of final fantasy characters on it. Isn't that fucking mental? A full month of rent for some cards.

>>211969564
>the gangs of pakis and zoomers who just hang out in the changing room for like an hour just talking with each other
Fucking hate this. The gym isn't your hang-out spot

fucking hell lads, was up until 4am gooning
it not good

>>211969526
what does it mean to be a 90s kid, born in the 90s? or grew up in the 80s?

think im retarded because i have more in common with people born in the decade after mine than people in my own, in regards to pop culture, never watched tv or movies or anything as a young lad was just an autistic freak

deep fried shredded cat with dog fried rice

>>211969502
No it's not. Everything the Chinese sells is inauthentic stuff they just made up for British palates and salt and pepper chips are incredibly peng.

>>211969580
It's called emotional value, rorke

>>211969554
been sweating have you

>nooo they eat cats and dogs!!!!
but you eat cow and pig
checkmate rorke

>>211969479
The girlies will ego buff her, don't worry x. When she shags a white lasses' bf, the cheated-on lass will cry over how ugly and pale she is to her girlies

steak for tea x

not a fan of how heatherspastic’s realised hes never going to feel pussy walls in his entire life so he decides to make it our problem for some reason

>>211969573
knew you were a paki

Pint cans in the fridge

if i were round someone's gaff and we were getting a takeaway and they decided on a fucking chinese i'd burn the place to the fucking ground

>>211969603
grew up in the 90s
i was born in the early 80s, so the early-mid 90s is the time i get most nostalgic for

>>211969564
>swollen belly
You're doing 10k of cardio per session tho?

some absolute stunners about today

>>211969660
he's literally a paedophile
even if he could shag a grown woman it wouldn't satisfy him

>>211969638
>When she shags a white lasses' bf,
And how, pray tell, does this come about?

>>211969660
Eh? I've shagged more than most on here
I feel serene and content because of it

>>211969676
singapore chow mein is great though
wish i had one right now

>>211969676
not enough paki poo particles for you mate?

>>211969719
not enough flavour and too much grease

>>211969709
you need to kill yourself i’m dead serious

dont know my way around fanny, cant find the clitoris, dont know what a cervix actually is

and you know what, dont care, dont need to know

>>211969676
weird freak you

when I studied in petersburg I had to give my passport to the dorms administration so they could make me a temporary registration and I was too shy to go and get it back and I was feeling very anxious and worried and wanted to run back to mama but couldn't buy a bus ticket without my passport but I decided to go for it anyway and asked my friend to buy it for me. he refused but eventually I was able to persuade him to meet me at the bus station and just when I was leaving the dorms I saw the passport lady at the checkpoint and she was giving away passports and registrations to those who haven't picked them yet so I took it and was able to ride home normally.

>>211969699
she goes out and snogs a white lad then they go off to shag

>>211969739
not a nerd so don't care about names
i just suck on different parts and know what the lass likes based on her moans

>>211969733
>not enough flavour
bizarre wtf are you ordering from a chinese that is flavourless
>too much grease
it's a takeaway you absolute poof

reckon theyll ever have propery surgery to make your willy bigger? or pills or something?

>>211969709
LOL

YOUNG MAN YOU TOO GIRLIE GIRLIE

>>211969744
ok

>>211969739
the cervix is what the cronem hammer on

nth for the gyaldem

>>211969751
You incel freaks really think all men are like you and will shag anything don't you

>>211969774
whats your length + girth

>>211969744
Alri Raskolnikov

Trans people are absolute freaks, bad enough I have to look at those mutants physically but just being around them is so off putting.

We as a society have basically gave an outlet for mentally ill people to be not only accepted but praised and encouraged to spread mental illness into others

>>211969792
this one is cute

>>211969793
timmy's crabs in a bucket mentality lol

>>211969792
one of the gyaldem put on a bit of weight huh

would you shag a klingon?

for me it's "for me it's" posting

>>211969797
remember when i was young was 16-17cm long and pretty well thick but 99% certain it has shrunk as ive gotten older

>>211969793
they will

>>211969819
Theres some in pengdon today and they look like real life bad AI images , proper uncanny

>>211969830
no one's going to read this

>>211969828
Cronem milking instrument

>>211969828
PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW look at that fat bunda mannnnnnnnnnn

lowland scots? worst people on earth

Bit of a problem, lads
>book flight
>realize spain is an hour ahead
So is my fucking return fucking flight local time or gmt?

>>211969830
Shagger behaviour

Pure and simple

>>211969803
you stole that reference from me

>>211969739
just stick it in me

>>211969828
need her to fall backwards off the empire state building like a scuba diver and reach terminal velocity before smashing arse first into my face on the pavement below

thinking about rorke x

>>211969876
flight departures are always local times (time at the airport you depart from)

>>211969885
What?

>>211969895
SCREECHING

>>211969863
Shagger behaviour

Pure and simple

Turkish Chads smashed the skulls of black foetuses

>>211969876
spanish local time

>>211969910
blud thinks he's the only person who's read crime and punishment omds

>>211969846
for me it’s “you see” posting, you see

Shagger behaviour

Pure and simple

It's caused by tonsil stones

Life is one big audition for fanny, fannard occupies the mind of the people, we live in bondage

salutations niggas

>>211969793
of course. you've never seen the ego on munted slags we have here?

>>211969828
none of the gyaldem are capable of this physiognomy unfortunately, the thickest went to her chebs

>>211969803
>>211969885
raskolnikov wasn't shy

*smoke alarm chirp*

It's nuts how people keep saying "oh my trans people are not dangerous why would we do anything bad in women's places"

TV has people convinced trans people are all these well dressed and normal people who are well adjusted, has anyone seen those middle aged working class "trans" people that's basically a creepy man with a shit wig and skirt on? They are without a doubt a high risk of being creepy pervertts in a woman's locker room

i supported the paki slop industrial complex today

>>211969963
get a tongue scraper

>>211969958
jesus fuckin christ man

Shagger behaviour

Pure and simple

>>211969965
Nature could at least have made it smell better

>>211969985
not sure

>>211969972
would plap this cow til the other cows come home

>>211969944
imagine "you see" posting

if you're not enjoying the summer you're a wasteman

finna smoke a blunt

insane to think these people have been talking about the same things for 5+ years

trannies
gays
emma watson poo eating
vaccines

this is a mental illness for sure, some kind of evil autism

light a candle, baby a get well card won't do

Was talking to a lad I used to work with
He insisted I got to Portugal instead for the local girls
>age of consent is 14 in Portgual
Right then, that's definitely a noncing.

>>211969903
>>211969930
Good lads, saved me going to the airport an hour early and instead get to stay on the beach

Shagger behaviour

Pure and simple.

I have shagged almost every northern European nationality and popped many barely legal virgins

I personally can't wait until trans people are allowed in all women's locker rooms and changing rooms.

Having to watch liberal Jane try not to freak out when 50 year old Brian aka "Brenda" walks into the changing room in a denim skirt smelling of cigarettes and fireball whiskey with his cock swinging

Jobe scored

>>211970034
ran out of weed yesterday

the death of low rise jeans should be a crime somehow

>>211970040
KTIM!!!!!

>>211970079
criminalize being fat because that's the cause of it

Incel freak power hour

>>211969739
i gave up trying to learn. i just palm around down there for a bit and then tell them to ride me. had sex dozens of times and have never once been the one to guide my willy in

>>211969846
for me its love love LOVE posting

got anotha dm from brotha belgian
he says he's fuckin a katy rn

building a gundam

>>211969973
raskolnikov is mid, Dmitry Karamazov had that dawg in him

>>211970046
why do you put on this dumb act you retarded greasy wog

I hate that god made us want sex

Shagger behaviour

Pure. And. Simple.

getting a halal snack pack the ocky way

any fellow senior citizens in

Its indie rock and roll for me

Its all i need

I’m a Christian with Muslim blood and a Jewish heart, it pumps Hinduism to my Buddhist mind and generates a Sikh vision. I breathe Zoroastrian and think Bahai. My feelings are Yezidi and my dreams are spiritual. When I sleep I’m non-religious, and when I wake up... I’m human.

>>211970062
rank em

Honestly after experiencing a woman crouching over me on her fight and bouncing on my cock I no longer consider anything else as "sex"

Getting tired in missionary, or keeping a rhythm in doggy and all that other boring shit you have to do while fucking to get minimal pleasure is shit.

>>211970124
never read that one
only read c&p and notes, me
love a good little russian incel freak

arse fell out of my bet

>>211970119
Your boyfriend was texting you while cucking you was he? Did that turn you on?

wish i could "enjoy the summer" but it's like 50c and winter is the one I wait for to enjoy instead

art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed

Fun fact: The size medium clothes in China are size XS here

if i get banned and a bunch of aussie posts disappear remember its because the greek cunt got mad and reported me again for calling him a wog (he’s a wog)

>>211970164
you're misattributing me
i never called myself a shagger

>>211970192
Those are grand

finna eat some cheese

>>211970217
None of the mongs here could ever hope to understand this

Shagger behaviour


Pure

And

Simple

might book a cabin on a beach somewhere far away and secluded and hot for a month and mix ketamine with water into vicks nasal spray bottles and take it there with me and mong out on ket in paradise for a month

The first thing my newborn son fresh from the womb covered in blood and fanny residue will be the hit Netflix series 'Adolescence'

*tosses a frag into the thread*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!

>>211970192
BBC's naked oily hugging partner

just crushed a bug with my bare hands

Anyone ever seen those weed stickers with QR codes on them stuck to lampposts and things
Are they just viruses or what

>>211970229
>>211969709
Have you got memory problems now?

On a new medication or something?

>>211970192
built for the skinny flip-flop wearing dark lords of the Serengeti savannah

>>211970192
wondrous chebs but scuffed face

not attracted to women dancing for the camera i just want something real and naturally kawaii

>>211970288
Nah

>>211970219
….500,000,000 asian twinks….

>>211970192
something really off-putting about this particular bint

had to go the park and do my work under a tree because it's THAT fucking warm in the house

The whitest school in Kent

>>211970288
do they say "chill out"?
yeah scanned one yesterday. it's just a link to their site.
you live in the midlands btw?

>>211970251
what cheese

>>211970120
which one?

>>211970331
Your two hours was up like three hours ago buddy what's going on?

>>211970331
aye so you said

see me juggling with all the bills,
it's all about money, and i'm over the hill,
see me juggling with all the bills,
i'm taking d12, big purple pills

>>211970290
they're not the same things

bovril pop

Rorke's faither

>>211970351
my watch says differently

just seen a sweaty FREAK go sit under a tree and start working

>>211970374
Shagging and shagging are different now?

Putting aside the fact you've never come close to having sex let alone more than once.

Why are you like this? Is it really all just a desperate cry for the attention your mother didn't give you as a child?

Experiencing interruptions?

>>211970349
moon(a) gundam

mental how when i look at this i see a man turning his head really quickly

only 3 cigs left
on the one hand, it's not enough to last me
on the other hand, i thought i only had two so that's a bonus cig
swings and roundabouts

>>211970379
right why the FUCK do we not have these in britain

>>211970444
i see a potential buttplug

>>211970413
You are lying to yourself and everyone here

No one is buying it

You did this yesterday and the day before and the day before that, 16+ hours each day.

All gone, wasted, never to return.

Life doesn't have to be like this, it's never too late to stop.

>>211970439
damn bratty bear thing...

Beauty and the beast but its katy and the cronem version

The Belgian is fucking Katie rn, he asked me to man the fort until he returns

>>211970288
Only seen them in very vacationy parts of Florida and in Hawaii. Genius really

get the bovril pops menulogged

playing with catberg

>>211970478
no

>>211970444
ah yes the Jacobs Ladder buttplug

>>211970331
feel bad for the white kids in those situations
would rather be a home schooled autistic freak

I want to go to another country in the EU actually in September once all the schools are back so I can avoid tourist season

What you're recommendations? Money won't matter and I'd be doing a full 9 days there

>>211970458
could make at least 6 rollies out of that

Well lads, we all on the booze then?

>>211970428
I'm not a 'shagger', but I have shagged plenty in my time
Feel sorry for you virgins who are posting on here

>>211970478
Your mother's plans this evening I take it?

Hit the road Rorke and don't you come back
No more, no more, no more, no more

Get the fit paki slags posted

>>211970500
he looks slightly brain damaged

>>211970520
yh just started on the 'onenbourg

>>211970520
Yeah. It Saturday

>the capital of europe is Brussels
>Brussels is 80% non European

>>211970331
now imagine how it must feel for a black person to be among all whites, rorke, and maybe you'll understand why non-whites have to fight for civil rights

>>211970441
never thought I'd call a gundam cute

>>211970508
Doubt that home schooling causes autism
Hell, I doubt that autism itself even exists

>>211970521
You have never had sex, heatherpedo, and you never ever will

I don't understand why you lie so much when no one will ever believe you

Is it your untreated OCD combined with autism and childhood neglect?

What's going on?

>>211970520
been on the booze for the last 24 hours mate where you been?

>>211970552
Europe isn't a country, spaino
The EU is just a temporary alliance between a bunch of retards who are scared about Nazi Germany and the Soviety Union being a thing again

>>211970500
Mine looks similar except he isnt malnourished like yours he had big plump cheeks. Poor eurocat on his soylent diet

any friendless incel twats in

Imagine a full strength peoples liberation army exacting pure revenge on Japan and the United States

>>211970583
'kin hell what you been drinking?

>>211970594
why do you call everyone that

>>211970583
Working overtime at the brewery and distillery so you could get your booze mate

>>211970607
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_42B-uxsc
hmmm

>>211970622
Explained it multiple times, lad
You're here 24/7 so you should have seen it at least once

>>211970579
I don't care if you don't believe me
You people are so narrow-minded. You can't fathom that people have had a life and experiences outside of this shithole.

>>211970644
SCREAM

>if i get banned and a bunch of aussie posts disappear remember its because the greek cunt got mad and reported me again for calling him a wog (he’s a wog)

>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating /int/ 1 - Respectful Discussion of Cultures.
This block will expire in 11 minutes.

can’t help himself can he

Since I will be Soberlad till I go to Spain next week, I shall NOT be making any /news/
Please do make your own /news/, thank you.

>>211970610
mostly stellas
had the odd g&t as well
bit of wine
had 4 oxys as well in that time so i've had a couple of short naps
feeling quite spaced out
wish it wasn't so hot

>>211970607
Would not lose a wink of sleep dropping 1 million of them

watching this horse race on tv. poshos out in full effect.

canslad having alcohol-induced dementia, imagining that everyone here is one lad named 'spaino'

The Belgian dm'd me again. He finished with Katy and said he will be back here soon!

>>211970648
no idea what schizo shit you're talking about

>>211970690
fuck up you insufferable wog cunt

too hot after having my tea

>>211969473
heathermong doesnt actually post ruby, that's the trannyspammer

Spaino at a drug-fueled degenerate orgy: "You call *this" a freak-off?!"

doing a much needed bit of nostril spelunking

eating crisps and doing a pooey wank while watching some goyslop

>>211969473
get leechblock pro and set the time limit for 4chan to like 1hr or 30mins every 24 hours, makes you treat your 4chan time more valuably :)

>>211970750
did this earlier today and got a nose-bleed

>>211970750
freak

Yeah I deflowered girls who were the legal age of consent

>>211970712
I like this bloke and his programmes. Not Bob's Burgers though that's dog shit for people who like Family Guy

>>211970730
aka carly(raejepsen)mong or gaylad

>>211970665
You obviously do care very deeply about what we think about you since you post your made up stories and spam about your special interests here every single day all the time and have huge temper tantrums when you don't get the attention you seek

You don't have to live like this, you can talk to a mental health professional and get help to stop going down the dark path you've set yourself on

There's another life waiting for you

>>211970718
Lol

i save all of the aussies posts and repeat them to people i know
they're always like "how do you even come up with that"

>>211970665
maybe because nobody even close to normal will spend 16 hours a day posting the same images about the same autistic fixations in the same thread for zero engagement for over a year

>>211970768
leechblock ng its called, its a browser extension

>>211970778
eating it too 8)

>>211970802
>>211970802
>>211970802

>>211970762
>crisps
What the fuck is that
Don't you mean chips?

off out to the local village shopkeep for some beers

>>211970801
That's now though

>>211970817
Good lad