Thread 211974873

HE SAID HE WASN'T GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

>>211974873 (OP)
GET ON THE CANSSSSSS

Getting on the cans brigadier

miss her so much it's unreal

nahh bro even skelly gettin sum

Might work on the garden of my newly purchased first home next. Might plant some tall leafy plants to counteract the main road pollutants

You should always boil rice in chicken stock

>>211974918
my willy just got hard

>>211974873 (OP)
post proof you're getting cans

>>211974945
Sensible post.

>>211974873 (OP)
the emo girl i liked hates me because when we were in highschool i used to scream slurs, broke laptops and for praising hitler in class

>>211974954
waste of chicken stock

>>211974954
I just buy the plastic bags that cook in 2 mins in the microwave

full of microplastics but who cares

my newly purchased first home has increased in value by 25k and I only bought it in November. Utterly ridiculous this housing market.

Dang.

On the South African merlot

Searching for posts that contain ‘Newly purchased home’. 131 results found.

Genuine questions for BRITONS ONLY, am I clear?

Question is the following:

How are you handling all the sun this year? Are you happy about it? Are you feeling anxious due to it?

>>211975002
no it isn't

>>211975022
True.

1664? Yeah I just cracked one mate.

>>211974918
mad how everyone forgot about her the moment she showed her fanny

>>211975041
what about house?

>>211974918
I would eat her poo until my stomach burst, poo leaked into my blood, I succumbed to sepsis and died.

>>211975048
don't read it mate

i miss highschool because i could get away with destruction and screaming homophobic and racial slurs. i had a talk they thouhgt i was a neo nazi for saying indian people smell

>>211975002
>>211975007
Plain rice is flavourless, a stock gives it a lot of delicious flavour

The Iraq War was the biggest geopolitical blunder of my generation, and yet, here we are getting sucked into an even bigger conflict now with Iran using an almost identical justification. You may think we’re just sending support and not directly involved but escalation and moving the goalposts is how this works. Make no mistake, we (US/Israel) are at war with Iran.

Let it be known for the record, I’m against every aspect of our involvement in this war. Especially looking at the current state of the US and international relations you have to be blind not to see that this will be a catastrophic, possibly existential, mistake for the country. The best we can hope for is de-escalation but that doesn't seem likely at this point so prepare accordingly

>>211975022
not sure what this is

Central.

Just been out to get a bottle of wine, it's definitely feeling fresher out there now.

All my attempts to get a gf online and off have been to no avail. I'll give it a couple more goes and accept my fate.

>>211974954
I love rice in a bit of chicken stock or gravy like a soup.

>>211975108
>Plain rice is flavourless
also false

>>211975098
Answer my question or I'm banning you.

you should be allowed to rape your own arse

>>211975111
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

>>211975111
That's because the people that are steering American foreign policy are not doing it out of honest intentions of making America stronger. The only reasonable conclusion at the logical thinking man can make is that we are a vassal state of israel.

>>211975111
dont remember clicking on /cum/

>>211975048
No real person cares. Only fat smelly neeks care.

Apply.

the most painful pimple location on the human body

you can always guarantee the nigga with this sort of profile pic is the hardest nigga at the poker table

gyal like dis doing a parkrun in the 30c heat and then sitting on my face without showering first COORRRRRR

doing steak farts

>>211975189
owned that melt

>>211975183
You really want to rob your daddy of the pleasure?

might just stop wearing shoes

don't need em

>>211975230
inside the ear is far worse

You end up in my position.

>>211975125
Shitjeet creeping on white girls.

>>211975238
Rorke's missus starting an Onlyfans and getting £35 a month to bare it all

spag bol (dolmio sauce) for tea x

why are zoomers so obsessed with shit, the smell of shit and general body odors
the jeet generation

>>211975254
oh abdul shut the FUCK up

>>211975286
oh my days

>>211975048
It's not too bad, but I am not a Briton.

bitch i oughta smack your mama

Look gooood.

>>211975291
Hit a bit too close to home, huh?

>>211975295
me chasing after her with my cock and balls out

>>211975234
Depressed, drugged man trying to live out his fantasy of being a teenage girl forever. Absolute state of them lad.

>>211975280
dolmio is utter shite
filled with seed oils, additives and sugar

>>211975286
You've been posting these shoes for years. Just buy them if you like them so much

>>211975234
ssri stare

goodintent.uk

killers and goons

off on walktoil there lads. want owt from the paki shop that i inevitably find myself in? x

Putain

>>211975238
Shouldn't be allowed for a woman to be THIS peng

>>211975295
on her way to service feral batons

>>211975111
Still think there's some kind of misdirection happening here. Bombers in Guam. All I know about the important stuff. But ZYN podcasters are opposed to it (they seem plugged into CIA-style people), Steve Bannon opposed (disaster for Trump politically), Israel is sneaky, Putin is sneaky, we're sneaky, Britain's up to something too.

>>211975354
nothing, i'm set :)

It suits you.

>>211975339
they're chinese made shit he's got no taste or money to buy good shoes for that matter

Get the wogs obliterated

mad how fit they are

>>211975324
>Shoes remind me of black penis!
>And hair products remind me of black penis!
>White women remind me of black penis!
>I'm not obsessed!

when left to my own devices for long periods of time my brain enters a state where I convince myself that I'm not that weird, not that far gone. Like I will entertain fantasies that I could one day get a girlfriend, have sex, be normal. And what's weird is that I really, truly believe these delusions when I go long enough cut off from other people

and then when I do finally somehow find myself among other people socially or at work or at a gathering of some kind it strikes me how insane my perception of myself is. Developmentally in terms of life experience, social and romantic, I am probably no further ahead than a 12 year old boy. Stuff like asking for the bill in a restaurant makes me uncomfortable. I look at people who are in their early 20s and they look and act like adults whereas I'm this weird, broken thing. The idea that I, a 32 year old man, could speak to these people as their equal is absurd.

The government really needs to do some sort of review and just put people like me in a big blender and spray us onto the fields.

>>211975382
no ice lolly? cheeky can of pop? x

Violent repeat offender Ahmad J., then 17, allegedly had a sexual relationship with a prison psychologist, 31, and a department head, 27, for months at the youth prison in Schleswig, in northern German state of Schleswig-Holstein
Inga reportedly left her husband as she wanted to have a baby with Ahmad, telling him during phone calls that she imagined how beautiful she would look when pregnant. .

(17 year old Arab cuckolds two men while in prison in Germany and the women dream about making their husbands raise his child)

>>211975405
calm down battyman

Apply.

brief respite from the schizomong spamming was nice looks like it's time to leave for the rest of the day bye x

>>211975444
arab bvll

the /brit/ mandem

Bye

>>211975450
I'd dismantle you runt. You're a snivelling cuck faggot.

I control the spice

going to watch noel edmonds programme in a bit

>admitted I like girl at work to family
>she's 8 years younger than me

Would be ridiculously easy to shit up this thread worse than heatherfreak does

Sparse/

take me back to 1998

>>211975354
cornetto

>>211975555
like the scat spammer who uses the paedo image embedding frontend to automatically switch between proxies?

lads…

Happy 40th birthday to the iconic Lana Del Rey.

>>211975495
mens mental health

hello everyone thank you for coming, yes please take a seat

I have gathered you all here today to tell you that there is a woman at work who I fancy, no I haven't spoken to her I'm too nervous. Thank you for your time.

>>211975600
You could probably make it more efficient than that
You can just spam endless nonsense using a bot like that Egypt flag

>>211975628
get in lad

>>211975613
wth is going on in the UK

How many of these do you use on a regular basis?

>>211974945
lovely feeling that. im nurturing all the hay fever producing plants at mine

Miley Cyrus is belle in new photos from Paris:

“Je peux m’acheter des fleurs”

>>211975621
didn't she marry a crocodile or something

>>211975495
of course they look like that

yeah but i bet the pg tips are leaking, noh? and the katies, fiending arent dey x

>>211975628
don't think work romances are a good idea

‘Short n’ Sweet’ by Sabrina Carpenter breaks the record for the most consecutive weeks in the top 5 on the UK albums chart for a solo studio album.

It has spent its entire 43-week run in the top 5.

>>211975697
genuinely have no idea who this is

elon musk's daughter could get it
very much get it

So what is it?

>>211975238
Don't think she'd do a parkrun.

day and night what what

what is going on in dis uk ooo

>>211975495
>
Why are they all white?

Dua Lipa & Callum Turner are adorable in new photo.

>>211975697
need to eat her shit

>>211975628
>woman at work who I fancy, no I haven't spoken to her
but if she also hasn't spoken to me then she's also to nervous to speak to me haha

post rate dropping as all the normingtons head out with their real friends and their girlfriends to the beer gardens to live their real lives, laughing and joking and drinking, while the rest of us stay at home

>>211975613
fake

Honestly I don't think it matters that Miley's album flopped. Plastic Hearts was a flop and then she came out with 'Flowers'...

Miley has shown that she can come back again and again with hits over years and years of reinvention. She has the talent, she has the taste and style, she has the recognition and respect.

She's not like 'main pop girls' who are waiting on their next album to see if their career is over. Miley could release three flop albums in a row and she wouldn't be over, she's just a different type of pop star. She's kind of old school in that way

haven't been out today
hate going out cos I reckon I get recognised as being a lonely sad twat

England is healing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10j4rU0ltG4
new pinkpantherses music video is cool

yeah? the dancehall is getting loud isnt it? and the clickums are getting lit up no? x

>>211975767
All the whites have scottish/irish blood

>>211975646
>All greek
Grim asf
I'm not a greek I'm a Gael

Water.

>>211975763
i bumped into someone i used to work with

>>211975668
No one else finds this subject matter appealing besides you. Do you not realize that you are a gay man experiencing psychosis?

>>211975763
Go with your friends of gf.

state of it

>>211975769
we love her

I like it.

>>211975646
pearls before swine
that's how i'd describe my posts in /brit/

>>211975790
Ireland's brave Francisco Valentino Livramento

>>211975646
don't use any of this shite

PINKPANTHERESS, CHARLI XCX AND SHYGIRL

Headlines are going to be crazy once Iran strikes Akrotiri. I wonder whether there will be civil unrest in Cyprus over the bases.

>>211975805
yeah? how about that baton that's about to administer quicktap? mmhmm?

>>211975834
Yup

>>211975842
our girls <3

The 'ki 'za? Ordered.

>>211975762
nigga shut up you will be slain

good candid thread over on /gif/

Her time has definitely fizzled out.. i wont forgive or forget her chosing to work with Dr Luke again.. and then the space trip was too much for me.. then she gets back and put on the God awful performance with weird faces and i just cant see her the same... Her music WAS good... But now its lackluster and pretentious

>>211975811
fake
get off /sci/

work had a shaved ice truck stop by during the day but since i work nights i don't get any
night shift is always forgotten

>>211975870
Zazed.

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>211975753
told myself this very copium many, many times but it all comes crashing down when you see her talk to a normal lad and she's animated, engaged, lively, looking him in the eyes and all that

I think I genuinely make women uncomfortable just by being near them. Like just doing my work but unavoidably in their vicinity. I'm emitting some permanent mental illness miasma into the air at all times.

here's a good weightlifting webm from the olympics

Munching on grapes like a decadent Roman Emperor

hymen expansions are being administered

>>211975895
Is that Ben Bernanke? What's the relevance?

>>211975877
good post

>>211975793
Gaels are partly Celt from France who were partly Greek. Gaels ARE Greeks. I'm only going to tell you this once.

>>211975759
Thought that was me for a second

>>211975279
I know she's a billionaire or whatever, but after 20 years of playing guitar you'd have thought that she would be a bit more ambitious than playing Em->D->G

>>211975811
Hows that even possible

>>211975905
loved the female lift from last year

It has been 2 months since Katy Perry was blasted into space. The "Woman's World" singer has not been heard from since.

>>211975905
impressive

still giggle at belgium getting a custom polo shirt to show off his "sponsors"

>>211975968
no ponies

>>211975857
That doesn't elicit the same thrill in my brain as it does in yours. Do you not understand this? You are a disabled man who has been awestruck by black penis. Lmao on your disability form it lists 'black cock hyper-mania' as the diagnosis from the psychiatrist that would have performed the analysis. What a shitshow.

>>211975941
don't worry

going to watch some house series 2 and play some animal crossing in bed with a few glasses of wine

>>211975985
Is she ok up there?

>>211975968
ummy

More Eastern.

What can u use when your out of fag papers

>>211976026
screaming

>>211976026
Suspiciously feminine post

how is this egyptian spam bot still allowed to post freely

>>211976005
i'm a black male and you are a seething timmy
and the fact that quicktaps are taking place, frustrates you LOL

I never did wash my bedsheets in the end

what's another day after a year of not washing them. I have depression you see

I'm a Norse-Gael.

>>211976049
bog roll
we smoking that doodoo pack

>>211976049
newspaper

>>211975968
cock slut

>>211976049
Didn't know you needed documents for being gay.

>>211976068
You will love it.

>>211975968
god she's so fucking unbelievably hot

>>211976072
kahteem but I'll wash mine before going away next weekend.

rorke playing smackdown vs raw 2007

>>211976094
>>211976118
what the sporkyonce

de mei wei's are gushing for dem pink batondems xx

>>211976071
you're not black and you never will be

how do blind people relive their memories

Saw a owl

>>211975670
don't let gay reddit memes limit who you can and can not date
you should pursure romance wherever you can

um what the hellyonce

The carly-rae bender is rapidly becoming my most detested poster, which is an impressive feat given the absolute specimen which post here

>>211976129
Aussie politicians downing a pint is like when UK politicians pull a pint or American politicians kiss a baby

Stop.

>>211976071
Then you will post your hand now and prove that you are black. I can post my hand, it's not a big deal.

>>211976155
I know a cracking owl sanctuary

>>211976155
nice lad NICE!!!!!!!!!!

>>211976157
>pursure
Alri sean connery

>>211976134
hey we're just telling it like it is man

>>211976167
am i retarded or is the left just all foam

absolute hate the smell of cigs, me

>>211975975
I'm guessing that:
>glass is made from sand
>sand has shitloads of plastic in it due to how polluted our oceans have become
>therefore glass has more plastic than it than regular plastic

An Egyptian cultural community.

I only know poorly run owl sanctuaries

>>211976192
The man never drank a Duff in his life

>>211976144
this is equally as weird as the bbc posting
everyone on 4chan is obsessed with race and its bizarre, if you go on gif a good half of the threads are all hyper specific racial pairings

>>211976167
Absolute state of jezza

>>211976186
*slaps you*

Rebel.

>>211976155
The owls are not what they seem

>>211976157
don't know how that's a reddit meme, i'm not as familiar with that site as you are i suppose
it's simply common sense

>>211976192
optical illusion

Lads a white fella just delivered the 'ki 'za, what does this mean

Not only do all her "FLOGS" and "RYEETEEN" videos from her QUITE OBSARD TOIYME AT AWKSFWUD UNIVARSITEAAAA IN THE YAHHHR OF OUR LWORD JESUS COLLEGE immediately contradict her hilarious claim that she ALWAYS AWYOKE AT FOIYVE AYY AMM SHARP AVVERY SINGOL DAY TYEUU WAHHRK ON HAAAHR YEECHEEB VIDEEYOWWS FOR FWORE HOWAARS, but that was the period when she started paying Martha to edit most (if not all) of her videos and handle her social media because she was too busy struggling to tread water at uni to do anything else. And even then, there was practically no content between them. Naturally, Martha is not mentioned here and she's patting herself on the back for juggling a 56 hour day of YEECHEEB WAHRK, STODDYING, RONNING A BUSINESS SINGOL-HAHNDED and all manner of other ficticious tit.

In her recent podcast appearance with JD Waldun, she was claiming that she started her YEECHEEB CHANNOL because all the other children were swarming her in the corridors at school begging for her help getting good grades or to pick her brain about studying (while simultaneously bullying her, because she can't keep any lies straight). Here she's already forgotten that lie and is claiming that not a single person wanted to talk to her about studying in real life, so she created her channel to talk about it so she had an outlet.

I've said it before, but she really needs to start using one of her prop CWOMMONPLYACE BOCKS to keep track of her lies by category. I've never seen someone lie so much, so often about things that can so easily be disproven. Like telling the cops you didn't commit a murder while you're wearing a custom-printed T-shirt with a big time-stamped photo of you at the crime scene committing the murder on the front of it and a map to the buried body on the back.

>>211976249
did he have a foren name?

>>211976216
/int/ mods have largely accepted that this is part of board culture
which is why they do not consistently ban for interracial spamming

>>211976249
it means that you're a fat shit

Trash.

>>211976249
it's over

Anyone know any trans-friendly nudist beaches in the southwest?

eating low background steel

Thinking about JezFest which took place about 7 years ago to the day
>Speeches from David Lammy, John McDonnell, Owen Jones and Jeremy Corbyn were the 'main stage' highlights

>>211976218
he's the paki candidate, they don't drink pints

>>211976216
4chan became a bunch of retaliatory racebaiting coming from incels who get no action anyway, shit's mad mate

>>211976266
Didn't get his name but suspect he was Polish or something

>>211976216
not just gif but trash too, I'm already wanking to ponies so does it matter if they are getting fucked by black men or even stranger their own version of black men that are zebras?

>>211976254
hes lost it

>>211976285
yeah

>>211976287
didn't they spend over a million quid on this

Sucking pint cans down like they're going out of fashion

>>211976216
Belgium poster has an actual OCD mental obsession that has debilitated whatever figment of a life that he once had or could have had. I posted that picture and it immediately drew a protest response from chinky land flag lol.

>>211976267
you mean encouraged it and posted it themselves by direct order of the mods

>>211976267
truke

>>211976285
Stop.

>>211976254
gossip guy insists upon himself
much prefer Whisper2Me's prose

>>211976267
>>211976290
everythings fucked feel like im the last normal man on this website

>>211976325
yes that is true also
they are complicit

>>211976287
Not very diverse...

>>211975022
found the original video expecting him to say funny things but he was just being a sperg
his whole channel is him being an autist

vigorous porcelain adjustments rn

Come on Belgian flag, find a picture of a black hand somewhere on the internet that you can post now. You are a mental case.

>>211976246
no it's a meme in a long line of other memes whose only purpose is to stop people from dating each other

Stop.

And here come the DTFIC samefag bradleys right on queue

>>211976089
Seriously?
>>211976093
What about the ink

>>211976336
and they do this all day everyday, it's all there is in the catalog

>>211976359
LOL the so called bwc

>>211976359
UMberto Eco

>>211976359
Put it away rorke mate

>>211976287
The fact that he even agreed to do something like this suggests hes not the humble man of the people he likes to pretend to be

>>211976359
Stop.

the youtube recommendation of the hour :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIHkZc51Ilk

>>211976254
Fat, middle-aged women be like:
>She's unthinkably grotesque

Did you know that in Oxford, she used to get up at 5 am and and work on youtube for four hours, every single morning You’d think she’d have more to show for it, but in all fairness, it would take me 28 hours a week also to think of ways to shoehorn Nyord VP Anne into everything.

mentally ill neighbour once again in his front garden and pacing the street angry at pigeons

suspect he will be sectioned soon

>>211976387
LOL

>>211976346
Shocking lid
>>211976353
I've got a baton for you fat boy

>>211976359
Mogs me

The BBC

just read on /tv/ that 28 years later is dogshit

>>211976287
Bizarre episode in British history

haha bet the goons are taking dey luh durags off arent they? showing off those smoove waves to katy? yeah? she brushing them isnt she? in awe

>>211976413
done that pretentious phony tarq bitch

>>211976438
Rebel against it.

28 years later.... I'm still a virgin!

>>211976359
at least get hard first

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Ruby

>>211976414
maybe he just washed the car and they shat on it
they love to shit on clean cars

>>211976450
You're a coward.

>>211976450
no I don't believe so

>>211976369
you really think all leafs are dtfic you've been mindraped lol

>>211976474
Annoying.

obsessed with this look

>>211976496
I looked RIGHT at their fannies

>>211976496
Corr blimey

Finally understanding how to play Total War but still not really that hooked, might have to go out and find a gf

>>211975844
why would iran do that

mad how fit vivian wilson is

>>211976508
she's got no style

>>211976499
Used this filter on my myspace profile picture

>>211976521
more of a Civ man myself

Slovenia.

your honour, her hymen snapped

>>211976566
gets boring quick doesn't it
the ai is so stupid

Empire.

>>211976560
scrom

Complex.

How is he always here it's mental

>>211976773
this thread is his entire life