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tuchus

>chicken sausage
yikes

Fat spastics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7aHDm5dxhs

I ate all of the honey bbq wings and cinnamon sticks and 1 slice of pizza. The rest will be consumed tomorrow

got in a fight with momberg over the printer not working

Now I want pizza

Is that a mother flipping SCHOOL DAYS reference in my MINECRAFT isekai?!

>>211976874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkJtpaTtN4E

ordering wendys because my chicken thighs are still frozen

>>211976624
No faggot I didn't

>>211976951
youre gonna love it when deez nuts dangle over your mouth

>>211976898
>a fight
Are you little kids?

have decided I will quit gambling on slots and originals because I have lost too much
will however continue to bet on sports

>>211976958
west side story isnt gay

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Wes Montgomery was so good at playing guitar god damn

>>211976958
You are an uncultured rat

>>211977001
havent been doing too hot lately

Love this euro

>>211977043
for me, its neil lavang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho6bbc_xbEY

>>211977070
I'm only doing small bets on sports but I'm down probably $100 on sports lol

>>211977113
Literally who

>>211977108

I get off to hearing sounds of women getting abused. I actually PR'd to a liveleak video of a woman getting brutally abused by her significant other years ago

>>211977164
the guy in the video, you clod

>>211977225
haha wow man that's so interesting and quirky of you
what other super original and creative insights do you have to offer?

>>211977070
>>211977119

>>211977225
How about a woman who masturbates to the sound of a man getting repeatedly nagged by HR

>>211977318
weird and bonerkillerpilled

It's crazy that the USA is actually really fucking good at teaching students.

Are my shorts nice cummies?

Am I considered unc status if I was born in 1996??

I have no social life so i have lots of free time
feel like i should do something productive like learn some kind of cool skill like lock picking,
but then i think why bother and go back to browsing 4chan
May as well use up the remainder of my 20s slob-maxxing

>>211977108
Western comics always have huge walls of text
I think it's because the artists and writers don't always know what each other is doing

>>211977457
Yes
t. born in 92

if you were born after 1990 you're a zoomer.

>>211977442
are they for swimming? if yes they they're nice otherwise they're garish and ugly

What the hell
What the helly

https://youtu.be/ZoLW8hKG1rM
I suppose it's just another day for me

>start Minecraft world
>pure ludo house spot is the first thing I see when I spawn in

>>211977590
Michaelsoft Binbows

the biggest slut I ever knew who was pimping herself out to old men and going to raves and shit at 15 became an evangelical vegan homestead mommyblogger tradwife

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

She posts stuff like this and then gets pissy when she gets objectified

>>211977679
Her son? Redditleaf

>>211977279
It makes the games more exciting. You have no idea how much of a game changer betting the goal line and having a goalie pull in the last 3 minutes of a game is

Do I or do I not toke again
Tell me now

>>211977679
That's how it's always been
The trad larpers wearing big crosses are always former turbo-degen prostitutes, drug dealers, and felons
Meanwhile, the progressive types larping as edge lord punks actually live boring suburban lives
Life is such a joke

>>211977720
nobody cares why are you such a terrible poster

Keep getting these jeet debate videos with their dogshit English

>>211977679
>at 15
Know a 43 year old Cambodian that was 20 years old when he got his wife pregnant at 15 years old apparently.

he was 30 and she was 25 when they divorced.
15 year old girls make the worst fucking life decisions

>>211977836
life is better Beach

Good afternoon gentlemen. I am pleased to announce that I have decided to go completely insane.

>>211977958
why

>>211977958
Let’s get retarded in here

>>211977969
it just be like that sometimes

>>211978010
grim

>>211977677
How about Michaelsoft Bimbos

>>211977679
Shouldn’t talk about your mom like that

>RUBY CHAAANNN
>HAAAAAIIIIIII
>NANI GA SUKI
>CHOKOMINTO YORI MO A-NA-TA <3

>>211977836
>schizojeet lashing out
>>211977845
>jeet post
lol

I‘m only human
Of flesh and blood I’m made

>>211976227
Some shows are wildly popular among certain demographics, especially boomers. Every time a community theater does My Fair Lady, Camelot, South Pacific, etc near me they sell out.

>>211976768 (OP)
MASSIVE JUMPING GALKOS

>>211978100
you are a smol bean

>>211978159
How about My Fart Lady or Cameltoe

im sheepy

>>211978219
lol

>>211977720
>>211977720
>and then gets pissy when
yes, thats the point of all womens' gameplay loop

>>211978219
(I have another one for South Pacific but don’t want to post it on the Internet because it’s too spicy)

>>211978293
No please do!!!

Sex is unironically the only thing that matters

>>211978356
how would you know youve never had it. no person whos had sex says that

>>211978356
Sex is life

>>211978372
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>211978159
when I was in college my gf was a theater girl and anyways she dragged me into being a background person for Rocky Horror because they couldn't find enough guys for the um weirder roles.

but uh talk about weird demographics at that show damn

>>211978392
I have sex multiple times a week

>>211978372

>>211978426
With Jill?

Bros i am severely sunburned

>>211978473
why didn't you use sunscreen dummy

>>211978451
With your mom

https://youtu.be/XIvD1mo4Vvw

>>211978356
Plato said losing his libido at old age felt like being released from bondage.

>>211978446

>>211978486
It smells bad and is as bad or worse for you than overexposure

>>211978489
That’s so highly unlikely that I’m gonna call a lie

>>211978542
use banana boat

>>211978518

>>211978547
Cope. I fly her all the way here (she pays, of course) just to bang her in the most disrespectful ways.

>>211978511
Plato was a proto-tranny

>>211978542
why do you make this lie

>>211978610
Tranny's would kill themselves if they lost their libido

>>211978593

I have ambitions but zero will to act or do anything. so i just act entitled and dismissive of others while doing nothing to better myself

life isn't always easy

>>211978355
Prefer not to say…

LGBT identity is pretty much build around sex being on a pedestal

humans weren't meant to live past 40, old people are walking sin and must be destroyed

>>211978639

>>211978635
Trannies deny their own natural male libido, much as Plato denied his own nature
if Plato was alive today he would be taking estrogen and getting railed in the ass 24/7

>>211978663
Armpit.

>>211978542
Mineral sunscreens are better for you, but they also are a pain in the ass in terms of getting it on stuff, and needing to take a shower immediately when you get home

>>211978692

>>211978518
>>211978372
i hate this faggot frog and everyone who posts it

Asmongold > Ethan > destiny >>>>>>>>>> Hasan >>>>>>>>>>>>>Denims >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vaush

>>211978740
My opinions are better than all of them

>>211978699
Plato didnt deny it, it went away as a natural phase of life

>>211978690
That little factoid is just based on statistical illiteracy. The average lifespan got dragged down by infants dying in childbirth and shit like that, but if you made it to adulthood, you could expect a lifespan pretty comparable to modern people.

>>211978714

I am sofa king whore knee

>>211978777
shut the fuck up NERD

>>211978727
Schizojeet picking on Apu since he’s the only one who’s smaller than him

watchin destiny

>>211978807
Yes.

>>211978764
Now geriatrics have viagra and lube so they can fuck forever

>>211978834
Apply.

Honey I shrunk my dick

>>211978714
Snibdy snap

>download a movie
>never watch it
>download another movie
>don't watch it either

>>211978871
Honey you sucked my dick

type shit

>>211978916
Waaaoooooow

Donald J Trump was elected president by a majority of Americans.

>>211978784
>>211978884

>>211978884

>>211978902
Me with that Benghazi movie

>>211978676
Every straight women is judged by how many men she sleeps with and how frequently

Not my president.

It’s impossible to suffer in Israel

>>211979081
Too fat.

>cars were just built better back in the day

>>211979119
this nigga needs to brush up on his physics

Well, glad that’s settled.

I voted for this

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus

They killed my nigga Salami.
Hope they’ll let Prosciutto live.

business idea: semen on salami

>>211979146

>>211979119
>pretending that a truck is a car because of a legal definition
Shartmerican as fuck.

>>211979144
I'm correct though in a head-on collision a modern vehicle that weighs far less than a older vehicle would survive better in a car crash especially if it's a car built before airbags
Exhibit a:https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck?si=-abZXhwszM-hIfDI
The driver of the '50s Bel Air is very literally dead in a head on collision with a modern Malibu whereas the driver of the modern Malibu will walk away from the accident

anyone wanna go see 28 Years Later with me at the movies?

oh look, it buncha happy people

>>211979119
to be fair that's the worst possible example.

>rear engine tin can designed in the 1930s
>entire front end is just an empty cavity/frunk
>VW beetle weighs approx 1,800lbs
>Chevy Silverado weighs approximately 5,000lbs and has a giant V8 engine in the front

>>211979147
based

>>211979146
>safe and effective
when i hear those words i start to trust the thing implicitly

spell orangutang

>>211978764
Celebrating the decline of your own manhood is peak tranny-incel rhetoric

>>211979119
me and who

>>211979319
Am Yisrael Chai

>>211979342
orangetang

>>211979342
Rebel against it.

>>211979147
>>211979319
How does this relate to North American language and culture? You know you have your own Israel /int/ general, right?

>>211979146
Is coffee good for you?

>>211979397
Shut the FUCK up

>>211979406
yes


t. coffee addict

>>211979318
If you look at the video in my response>>211979263
The Bel Air of 59 and the modern Malibu are practically the same in weight give or take the Bel Air weighing a couple more hundred pounds. The driver of the Malibu survives because of the construction of the vehicle whereas the driver of the Belair dies for the same reason.

@gork is fent good for u

>>211979358
MILKERS OF MASS SEDUCTION

i wonder how much dogs have a concept of human society

i guess cats too but they seem a lot more obvious and don't have the kind of role dogs have. some media of dogs has me wondering exactly how aware the dog is of its surroundings?

Israel Iran

>>211979420
>pic
omds

Toss doesn't miss

>>211979437
Fentanyl, or "fent," is a potent synthetic opioid with medical benefits but extreme risks. Medically, it’s used for severe pain, like in cancer or post-surgery, as it’s 50-100 times stronger than morphine. It binds to brain opioid receptors, easing pain and causing euphoria. Prescribed use requires strict monitoring due to addiction and overdose risks.

Illicit fentanyl, often mixed into street drugs like heroin or fake pills, is a leading cause of overdose deaths. Just 2 milligrams can kill, and it’s undetectable by sight or smell, making accidental overdose common. It slows breathing, risking respiratory failure. Overdose signs include unresponsiveness and shallow breathing; naloxone can reverse it.

Medical fentanyl can cause drowsiness, nausea, confusion, and dangerous breathing issues, especially early on or with dose changes. Long-term use risks tolerance, addiction, worsened pain, and hormonal issues. In pregnancy, it can harm the fetus, causing newborn withdrawal.

Illicit fentanyl’s inconsistent potency and mixing with other drugs heighten dangers. In 2023, over 80,000 U.S. overdose deaths involved synthetic opioids like fentanyl, per the CDC. Addiction treatment with methadone or buprenorphine works but needs professional care.

Fentanyl is only “good” in rare, controlled medical cases for severe pain. Non-medical use is deadly due to its strength and unpredictability. Avoid illicit drugs, use fentanyl test strips if needed, and carry naloxone. Consult a doctor for pain management.

_Disclaimer: Grok is not a doctor; please consult one. Don't share information that can identify you._

Describe a moment where you felt like this

>>211979523
When 4chan got hacked

why cant we be friends

>>211978690
I'm 42 and I'm starting to get that feel. Body is noticeably less resilient to injury, illness, age related declines. If the next 40 years is just this getting progressively worse with each passing year i think i want off the ride early.

>>211979493
>fucking degenerate niggers and spics
>lets do the EXACT SAME THING tee hee!
also there's a world of difference between rioting and trying to overturn an election that (You) lost fair and square, chud

>>211978410
Oh boy lol that is a crazy show. Were there a lot of gays or something?

>>211979424
Oh I know old cars were not designed with safety in mind, they had no real knowledge of stuff like crumple zones until enough people got mangled. VW beetles also had a habit of impaling people with their steering columns when the firewall got pushed into them.

Cars moved slower back in the day and there were fewer of them so accidents weren't as prevalent. Plus most people learned to drive on a manual transmission which basically forces you to become a better driver by leaving a decent gap between cars, monitoring your speed, stopping distance, etc.

Cars have needed to get safer because people have become shittier drivers. All the (((tech))) is only making it worse too.

Are big dicks desirable because of social reasons or biological reasons

>>211979669
>also there's a world of difference between rioting and trying to overturn an election that
It's literally the same thing

>>211979273
Saw it yesterday

>>211979725
was it decent

>>211979688
>Cars have needed to get safer because people have become shittier drivers
I mean, the demographics have changed dramatically so is it really a surprise that third worlders drive like they always have?

>>211979690
just visually stimulating aren't they?

>>211979690
Gay guys normally have big dicks so probably not

https://youtu.be/0VmHtG7I6_8

what does AIDS stand for

>>211979750
Turns out handing over high-level Western technology to grubby goop people who never earned it is a bad idea. Who would've guessed.

>>211979499
>80,000 dead per year
that’s twenty seven 9/11s per year…

>>211979742
I thought so

>>211979778
AM I DETAINED, SIR?

>>211979690
Also, if balding is typically an indicator of high test, why is balding not an inherently attractive feature to foids

>>211979778
Always Unique Talented Interesting Special Marvelous

>>211979829
Balding has nothing to do with test levels, it's a genetic predisposition unless there's external factors like radiation or poor diet that contribute to hair loss.

>>211979778
Short for “AIDS is disgusting sex”

>>211979829
apparently there are girls that find it attractive because it makes the guy look mature but that sounds like a balding cope desu

.

what causes faggotry according to science?
https://youtu.be/wANXdrheQkE?si=tTmIqoyRTsBhioMA

>>211979829
Balding is associated with aging is all. Women like young men

>>211979690
>big dick
>have only been complimented for my big dick once
>more often encounter small pussy girls who seem to not enjoy sex due to pain and want to get it over with because it’s too big

>>211979963
What causes this?

>>211979968
Women usually like guys older than them but not ancient. But looking at guys 25-35 I'd guess most of them have at least a little hair loss

>>211979999
idgi what's the problem

>>211979995
it's universally understood that 7-8" is optimal, not too small but not too big

if a girl thinks that's too small she's clearly a whore

>>211979999
The CIA ( o algo )

>>211979942

>>211979671
yeah it was kinda nuts I didn't realize there was a cult following around the show, but it was fun as well I see why some people really love doing shows. there were lots of boomers in the crowd, lots of stoners and people of that ilk, a few people who came to every show, lots of weird costumes which actually helped me cause uh I didn't feel so out of place in my uh costume lol. very strange experience all around

>>211980049
Be nice most guys here are packing a 3in hard, not me though

>>211980043
>28
>hairline receding
>face still looks like a high schooler
It's over

>>211980047
He's retarded and doesn't understand how legal representation works, why it's important that everyone gets fair representation, etc. etc.

>>211980103
He goes to school with Indians let's be specific

Women unironically have a 1/4” penis LOL

>>211980110
>Be nice most guys here are packing a 3in hard
chat is this true

>>211980110
I'm just under 8" and have no complaints. I think too many people watch porn and assume if their dick isn't a baseball bat they'll get laughed at or something. My ex used to laugh about her old boyfriend's dick because it was like 4" and he was a typical dudebro with a lifted RAM truck and Oakleys, the kind of guy who wants everyone to think he's swingin serious pipe.

>>211980043
thankfully my hairline has been pretty alr

addicted to police bodycam videos desu, best ones are the ~20 year old girls who go batshit crazy

>>211980216
based BWC appreciator (body worn camera)

>>211980236
British Wigger Corporation

>>211980236
Slava.

>>211980236
goddamn that one was so hot, yjk she likes crazy animalistic sex

>>211980216
I’m addicted to sleeping and pooping

>>211980187
>My ex used to laugh about her old boyfriend's dick because it was like 4" and he was a typical dudebro with a lifted RAM truck and Oakleys
He was the stereotype

>>211980300
yeah bratty black girls are bonerfuel

who else is doing no poo july

>>211980216
my guilty pleasure is bodycam footage of hot girls getting arrested

>>211980364
godspeed

>>211980361
dogs should only be allowed for search and rescues, cops already have so many tech advantages.

>>211980364
Nah i only participate in no shit september and flushless february

>>211980410
you're allowed to have a dog and train it in the exact same ways as police dogs. there's literally not a single law or scrap of legislation preventing you from doing this.

>>211980216
I've watched far too many of those and the interrogation ones

Cathay pre orders are up you guys buy in?

>>211979146
Was this ever in question?

>>211980431
But Israel didn't win in Suez or Lebanon lol

>kill one cop
>police find body
>entire county police department is now on a manhunt for you
the wanted system is broken desu

>>211980504
>suez
Anon, did you forget how that war ended?

One time, I could only really maintain a half-chub during my first time with this girl because I was extremely drunk, so she thought I had a small cock, but then she was pleasantly surprised the next time. A strange window into what it’s like for guys who actually have a small cock. Before she understood what was going on, she wasn’t overtly mean about it, but she was quietly a bit displeased or disdainful, and condescending. I don’t think she believed the excuse either until I proved it next time lol

been interview prepping all day today. real productive day. gonna head to gym soon

>>211980533
With your country literally forcing Britain, France and Israel out of Egypt with their tails between their legs.

>>211980492

>>211980536
I'm an extreme grower
Never heard about coke dick until i got it amd was laughed at
>i swear it gets bigger

>>211980533
Zionist terrorist entity withdrawing from the Sinai?

>>211980573
imagine if they were still world powers and couldn't get pushed around lmao xD

>>211980443
I wouldn't bring a pet with me if I was doing something dangerous. I question the morality of anyone who does.

>>211980607
same bro, im like 2 inches soft and 7.5 inches hard

some people are alive but they're actually dead
makes you think...

>>211980607
>Never heard about coke dick until i got it amd
That’s why you go with Nvidia

Instead of selling off public land for space to build houses for more foreigners, what if the foreigners just stayed in their countries and built houses there?

has anybody in Congress considered this plan?

>>211980686
The light has died but i still work

>>211980686
I bet most people who've died are Chinese

Dogbergs head looks like a cue ball

Never go to the pool with your parents holy shit they spend all day there

>>211980607
>amd was laughed at

Everytime you think you rolled a bad hand in life, remember you could have been born indian

Massie's anti-war legislation has only been signed by democrats

>>211980787
any hot bikinis?

I would sooner kill myself than go to a public pool for a day

>>211980787
can i put sunscreen on your mom

>>211980796
I'd rather be a rich indian than a poor as fuck normal person

>>211980698
>has anybody in Congress considered this plan?
Yea and then every Dem majority city had a riot

im glad to be indian. I see no downsides

>>211980921
You can always make money. You can't stop being Indian no matter how rich you are.

>>211980698
How about conquering and colonizing foreign lands, sending the migrants back to their own countries, and making them build their own houses in their own countries

I WANT YOU UNDER MY FINGERNAILS
I WANT YOU IN MY SLEEP AND IN MY DREAMS
I WAKE UP SPOONING MY PILLOW
SWEATY HANDS BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS

>>211980826
Yeah one lady was wearing a thong but she was like 50
>>211980852
She's fat and gross

>>211980921
India is extremely poor. Minimum wage Tim Hortons jeets in Canada make more money than Indian lawyers, to say nothing of what low skill labour in India gets paid.

/cum/ has historically been a pro-Denims, anti-Ethan Klein general

>>211980941
Easier said than done
>>211981009
Ok? I wouldn't want to be a poor indian but a multimillionaire indian would be great

>>211980921
Rich in India is making 5k a year anon you don't want that

Violent Jay or Shaggy2Dope

I AM STRICKEN AND CANT LET YOU GOOOOO

>>211981102
Violent Jay has a funnier name

>>211981038
/cum/ is anti e-celeb garbage

>>211981102
Thats like axing peanut butter or jelly
Without their combined powers what is the point?

>>211981120
Incorrect

>>211980796
True. Sometimes things are sad, tfw no bf, LODgen for TTW is broken, you're out of soda, etc.

But you're not Indian or Anthony Burch.

>>211981139
Slovakia.

I can't have sex for 2 weeks. The doctor said if i do i can rupture a testicle

>>211980573
>>211980608
>with the US forcing everyone out of egypt
>out of egypt
Exactly retards. I'm by no means a fan of israel but to say egypt won a glorious victory after losing their armored division and nearly getting their capitol occupied, only for the fucking US, a nominal non participant, to have to step in and break it up is just silly

>>211980686
real KTIM posting hours

vacuumed the house

>>211981217
Did the Suez Canal become denationalized as a result of the invasion?

farmers are unironically the worst people in america

>tfw no bf

what is the point of this Egyptian bot?
why would anybody do this?
did you know it posts in other generals?

In France, young women are starting to buy pet pigs to avoid being harassed by muslim men on the street and on public transport.

>>211981284
That's like saying Ukraine is currently winning anon

All employment is a form of psychosexual submission.

>>211981320
you filter the flag

>>211981324
Business must be booming for your mom

>>211981216
2 whole weeks? They might as well amputate, no man can wait that long

>>211981345
*can

>>211981216
WOW TWO WHOLE WEEKS THAT'S CRAZY

>>211981324
I think buying and purchasing people like your mom should be against the law

>>211981366
My virginity is starting to grow back and it has only been 3 days
I might kill myself

>>211981216
why?

>>211981327
You're being a massive coper right now bud. It would be like you saying Russia won if the war settled on the current lines it is now, despite Russia explicitly stating the war goals are complete occupation, a change of the government and denazification and demilitarization of Ukraine.

>>211980588
That's a jason post and should not be taken seriously

>>211981317
I see people online try to romanticize middle america, but if you spend any time around rural people you start to see them less as individual human beings and more as a biological mass of unfettered consumption and Cushing's disease

>>211981416
They had to staple it back together
A fat girls asscheek clapped it so hard it split in half

>>211981422
>It would be like you saying Russia won if the war settled on the current lines it is now,
Unironically yes that would very much indicate that they won. They invaded a sovereign nation successfully and took their land

>>211981448
I'm not jason. He isn't fat so this is plenty of proof

>>211981327
>>211981422
Wrong, it would be like saying Russia won if the Russians were forced to withdraw back to 1991 borders

>>211981519
By this standard you could argue Germany was still winning against the Soviet Union in May 1945 just because they still controlled a large part of the Courland Peninsula lol

>>211981519
I think it'll end up being a pyyrhic victory. Both sides lost more than Donbas is worth.

>>211981524
Your suggestion was that Russia settle on the current lines that they are on right now they would lose which isn't true. They took 20% of the sovereign nation that they're fighting against I consider that a W

>>211981591
>Male doctor
as opposed to a hermaphrodite doctor?

>>211981613
That's a false equivalency. Ukraine currently has hundreds of thousands of war dead and is currently lost 20% of their country. There's a reason people don't say Finland won the winter war against Russia which is the same situation you're bringing up right now.

>>211981633
>Your suggestion
I was disagreeing with the other leaf who made that suggestion. Israel occupied the Sinai and then withdrew, analogous to something like Russia pulling out of Ukraine entirely and handing back Crimea

>>211981681
Has*

Im incel you motherfuckers Im stonecold

>>211981520
Are you a dermatologist?

>>211981681
>Ukraine currently has hundreds of thousands of war dead and is currently lost 20% of their country.
Cool and Russia has even more causalities, way continues with their 45-year-old soldiers.
>There's a reason people don't say Finland won the winter war against Russia
Finland won that war because the Soviet Union didn't take the country and have their pre-created Finnish commie puppet state take over. Learn some history.

The house that poop built

>>211981783
Sometimes to someone is all I really want

>>211981763
Appeal to authority
Fallacious thinking

>>211976768 (OP)
New
>>211981797
>>211981797
>>211981797

>>211981812
That's without a doubt a goshpedo bake

>>211981925
>>211981925
New