I am the international Jinn and I will grant you three wishes, but they have to be /int/ related. What do you wish for, efendi?

i wish for unrestricted subsaharan african migration to western europe

For Germany to give me a girlfriend
Give her a dick
Turn me into a woman

>>211979502 (OP)
>jinn
Wallahi, I shall smite sheytan's apparitions like you.

>>211979549
Shut up

>>211979502 (OP)

Djinn can I get EU citizenship?

>>211979502 (OP)
I wish for a sandwich and some vanilla milk and for the last one... ummm... aaaahhh... I want a beyblade

henlo
plis gib me
>cute chinese wife
>cute french wife
>2 billions united states federal reserve notes

I wish for Uruguay to always be protected

>>211979530
your wish will be granted

>>211979543
not /int/ related. you get nothing, fag

>>211979604
your wish will be granted

>>211979639
not /int/ related. you get nothing

>>211979679
your wish will be granted

>>211979502 (OP)
peace, love and happiness for all of my /int/bros Mr. Jinn

>>211979891

>>211979891
it's a Cubano sandwich

>>211979502 (OP)
I want an Israeli wife

Intercity, interprovince or international prestigious job (not remote)
International girlfriend (not on the internet)
Systematic knowledge allowing advanced mastery of a language within a month (in immersion ofc)