What the helly edition

Mexico is our greatest ally

incel, stonecold, etc.

I had a dream jakkers hacked the site again and everyone could shitpost on the janny board

>>211981874
*Spits on you*

>>211981891
>dreaming about 4chan
lmao pathetic anon pathetic

>>211981797 (OP)
speaking of this I saw there's a cool new fate prima mug out and I'm not, not considering it

so in other words you feel that death is preferable to life

Playing Minecraft and keep thinking I'd rather be having sex.

>>211981807
>appeal to authority
This is a fallacy if the supposed authority doesn't isn't reasonable. Like assuming a youtuber that worked as a car salesman knows what can or cannot be harmful to skin
>fallicious thinking
How? Where is the logical lapse of judgement or error in trusting the word of most (if not all, I'm not going to go sifting through medical journals) dermatologists on a subject of skin care?

>>211981958
Some days yes

Thinking about white millennial women in Lululemon's leggings.

custody of dominic ladder match

>>211979942
When I see screencaps like this I like to check out their profile in hopes for a picture.
Why are trannies like that

We're in here
>>211981925

>>211982082
Shut up fag and watch this video
https://youtube.com/shorts/OGQUP-R8qZY?si=vOpqDNdXYRFNhzTQ

lol

>>211979690
The better question is, does having a bigger dick feel better? Because of the extra surface, friction, and all.

Couple of italian anti-zionist BVLLS throwing the i*raeli flag in the trash where it belongs...

you ever read a post on reddit and they dont ever mention they're a tranny, but you can just tell, then you go to their profile and see they post on tranny subreddits

When a black woman speaks, men need to shut up and listen.

>>211982183
how is anyone supposed to know? I can't just put on my little dick and try it out for a spin.

but if you're too big you can't insert into many girls all the way so that has to suck

>>211982184

>>211982164
>so
>so
>so
Hate trannies so much it's unreal

>I'm going to teach you how to make a proper New York bacon egg and cheese. First you have to let the rat shit in the egg batter.....

>>211982227
I hate polyester

>>211982216
majority of the pleasure occurs on your tip and near the entrance to her pussy anyways, so its not that big of a deal

>>211982227
Whose side are you on anyway

>>211982294
The good guys obviously
Am Yisrael Chai

im at work and im very tired and very horny

>>211982313
me on the left, jason on the right

>>211982294
>>211982227
https://youtu.be/90WD_ats6eE?si=czVjpwV9597YF5z4

>>211982315
>good guys
>jews
Even if you hate muslims there has never been a jewish god guy

>>211982365
jesus is a jewish god guy

operator give me long distance

>>211982365
Yeah well I’m not gay so idc about the guys

I am corsican french and related to napoleon :)

>/Cum/
jesus fucking christ
I bet you use an apostrophe to pluralize decades too, huh?

>>211982543
Since when?

>>211982543
Who do’s that

>>211982543
it's goshpedo

that's also him on a vpn >>211982564

>>211982566
is that a man or a prostitute

>>211982589
Both

>>211982612
jej

Doctor Doctor can’t you see I’m burning burning

not bad

>>211982693
whats the catch?

The first person who came up with the californ eye ay thing must’ve felt pretty smart

>>211982693
houses in Wisconsin are CHEAP

>>211982693
I got outbid on a house very similar to this recently, the buyer (a rental company of course) offered above market price in cash fuck shithole country

>>211982703
Negros

>>211982566
any woman who doesn't look like this is fucking dirt

>>211982703
you have to live in Wisconsin

>>211982703
not much
>The racial makeup of the city was 82.4% White, 0.7% African American, 12.3% Native American, 0.4% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 1.2% from other races, and 2.8% from two or more races

It's in town, you can walk to grocery stores, and Walmart

>>211982743
no i mean the house. is it falling apart?

we live in a world filled with very fucked up individuals
https://youtu.be/VEHlHdrtrcg?si=M4MuZCKoCVbl6f_Y

>>211982774
my friend moved to wisconsin cause it's mostly white and the houses are cheap, unlike here where it's overwhelmingly white and the houses are insanely expensive.

fuckin OP writing mexico like that

JOI - Jerk Off Instructions
SPH - Small Penis Humiliation
CEI - Cum Eating Instructions

>>211982798
>unlike here where it's overwhelmingly white and the houses are insanely expensive
utah?

>>211982784
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/206-S-Lincoln-St-Shawano-WI-54166/92332578_zpid/

>>211982791
i hate this channel. i hate all of these channels.

Despacito

>>211982836
outside needs to be painted and I'd look above that drop ceiling for sure

Stand by your man

drinking beer

>>211982827
why do you know these things

Gonna install this Elisif replacer I think. Thoughts?

She's the late High King of Skyrim's widow(Ulfric killed him in a duel)

>>211982836
interior patchwork looks unprofessional

>only 2 episodes left of the AOTY

I want a coors light

>>211983135
im drinking stella

>>211983135
*passes you a coors banquet*

>>211982987
I hate when they do skip trowel like that so ugly, guy clearly didn't know what he was doing

>>211983170
*slaps it out of your hand and passes him a Bud Light with Lime complete with special Pride Month label*

>>211983135
>>211983151
>>211983170
>>211983207
*pisses in all of the beers and no one notices the taste difference*

Butt Light now with poo flavour for the gay community

>I want a coors light

>>211983263
>Now with a free HIV needle upgrade

*comes in a dildo*

toying with my boyfriends cock under the table while at his familys house for dinner

>>211981797 (OP)
https://youtu.be/fuEz-CSQTOw
https://youtu.be/fuEz-CSQTOw
https://youtu.be/fuEz-CSQTOw

Business idea: solar panel hat that charges your phone

Remember when they hired a tranny to endorse Bud Light and Anheuser Bus h loselt like 2 billion dollars and niggas was making YouTube videos of them shooting cases of Bud Light and throwing them away

>>211983293
I got the rimming parasites special edition Butt Light

>>211983382
This moment felt like the straw that broke the camel’s back for woke

I drink Sapporo

>>211983382
Honestly just a scapegoat, their value was already going down at the time and the drop was minimal, the tranny probably contributed to it a bit but overall they've been under performing for years now

>>211982981
Not into it. Most if not all coomer mods just ruin my willing suspension of disbelief. Rather just watch porn when I want to watch porn and play games when I want to play games

>niggas was making

today I got paid 10 euros per hour for digging out old power lines under a lawn.

how much is an undocumented mexican worker paid for the same job in the U S of A?

If you have a southern accent then i automatically think you’re dumb

>>211983529
If someone doesn't have a southern accent then I automatically think they're dumb

>>211983464
That’s perfectly reasonable. I’m 6’3 and 5’9 is my preferred height for a girl. ~1.1x is about the ideal male female height ratio

>>211983359
your family hasn't disowned you?

>>211983497
Have a cookie, you're delirious

>>211983464
girl on the left is definitely giving off some lesbian vibes

>>211983520
im not brown enough to make that haircut work

>>211983529
I generally agree, but an educated, professorial Southerner with a bit of twang or drawl is SOVL
Your average Southerner who wears high vis shirts and a trawler hat every day is the bottom 1% of America's human capital

>>211983566
I understand that you're a looney troon shitter that doesn't have a portfolio but anyone with sense pulled out of BUD long ago the tranny thing was barely a blip on the radar

>>211983566
They say that insurance companies value a human life at about $5M, so it’s like she (Jewish) killed ~280 people; like she shot down a plane or something :^)

>>211983598
Retard. They ARE America
Your soulless coastal elites aren't american

about to watch the ocean gate documentary

are you all happy?

>>211983648
Sorry.

>>211983659
usually, yeah, wish I wasn’t incel thoughbeit

>>211983648
How about Ocean Gape

Millennial men be like I want death by snu snu

>>211983677
how about Occam’s Grape

>>211983659
https://youtu.be/zTkIzW6z6bA

>>211983646
I am saying this as Southerner. The South has made many cultural contributions to America, but the average Southerner is a retard. Just hang out in any gas station in the South

Fine and dandy
Hunky dory
Peachy keen

Shabriri ass niggas like you are crazy

>>211983703
How about Occam’s Raper

>>211983722
Felt a twitch

>>211983737
Dark knight

>>211983725
okey doke mister

>>211983725
Bravo zulu
Five by five
Code 4

>>211983742
Raper? I hardly know her…

>>211983659
Not often. Unemployable loser.

10-4

>>211983683
Brian niggas be like I want death by poo poo

I want to drink privately but I can't drink at home

>>211983722
>US range
>it's mostly Canada
Gulf of Mexico 2.0

>>211983722
poor black bears in mexico and east us don't get theyselves no salmonussy

>>211983522
the boomers around here regularly leave Yelp reviews about how savagely they got scammed by a home renovation or landscaping company that's just some Honduran dude's name with LLC at the end.

>>211983788
When?

>>211983806
go to the woods and drink

Brian the Fag has ruined the name Brian for me. When I encounter the name IRL I am reminded of /cum/’s resident schizo freak

>>211983806
Drink in your yard on on your patio.

>>211983810
>america eez de continente cabrón

>>211983838
same with jason and mathew

Enjoying the heatwave bros?

>>211983886
Bro.

>>211982566
I have that bodytype.

>>211983886
51C?
You're going to die!

>>211983898
you're not as pretty as he is though, ale

>>211983905
>American flag
>C?

>>211982566
>bigger penis than mine

>>211983886
We have the AC on, I'm actually a little chilly(wearing underwear and a hoodie)

>>211983886
That’s too hot

>>211983943
pics?

>>211983938
>little "canadian" penises

>>211983937
51F = 11C
Not much of a heatwave.

>>211983943
I hope they’re men’s underwear at least

What is the worst city you've ever actually been to in the US? Not one that's just been memed about online, where is the worst place you've ever actually physically set foot in?

>>211983967
Yes he was being sarcastic.

Free him

>>211983924
That and I'm hairy.

For me? it's briefs

if you're chad you can wear whatever underwear you want and women will shut up about it.

Enter.

>>211983990
Jacksonville

>>211984004
Have you ever had the feeling
That the world's gone and left you behind?

>>211983990
mobile, alabama
houston

>>211983990
Jacksonville, FL

>>211984010
But they're terribly uncomfortable

>>211983990
I’ve only ever been to nice places in the U.S. (why visit a shithole) so I’ve got to bend the rules a bit and say Hamilton, Ontario

>>211983957
>>211983972

>>211984038
I think the opposite. I hate when my dick is flopping around

>>211984050
sex sex sex

>>211984010
>if you're chad
You're not.

>>211984050
cutie pie

Algiers, Kentucky

>>211983886
I'm so sick of the NPC cartoon characters plaguing everything now.

Need someone to do this to my lower extremities
https://x.com/zofiaenriq/status/1936436289714462856

>>211984050

>>211984068
that's not what your mother said, but to be fair she was an easy lay.

>>211984060
That's why boxer briefs are the GOAT

Americans be like I’m from Mecca, Ohio Alhamdulillah

>>211984100
Chad Status: Denied.

https://youtu.be/Mj-tbJkhenY
https://youtu.be/Mj-tbJkhenY
https://youtu.be/Mj-tbJkhenY

>>211984125
aww poor Sukdeep, digits confirm that you're wrong.
>>211984100

>>211983990
When I visited Boston, I finally understood where the term "Mass-hole" comes from. People there were genuinely snarky, rude, always in a state of butthurt, and incredibly unpleasant to be around. The cops were completely feral and gave everyone this unhinged schizo look while driving by, like everyone in the police is high on meth 24/7

Tight undies lower your sperm count and testosterone. Briefs only make sense as a bra for your balls if you’re an old man with saggers

>>211984081
They should at least use a funny little pepe

>>211983990
Albuquerque followed by Houston, both have their own version of those meth/fent steets you see in videos about portland but know one ever covers them, honestly thought I was going to die in Houston when some fucking meth zombie wandered up to me at a red light and tried to block the road at like 2 am

Somewhere a woman is crying because she had a miscarriage

>>211984155
He said that she was an easy lay, which isn't what Chads can do.

>>211984172
this sounds like broscience to me

my dick is not small enough to flop around in boxers

>>211984184
And another is celebrating a successful abortion.

>>211984184
Jason's mom is crying because she didn't have one

just took a hit of 3 month old kief.

>>211984117
yeah the problem is these normally have things like polyester or other fake fabrics in them

>>211984197
More rare than you think. Most regret it, but don't speak out about it.

>>211984191
No. The testes are external, unlike the ovaries, as they need to be cooler than body temp to function. If you press them up against your body with tight clothing, it messes them up with the temperature. Same as how taking hot baths is like male birth control.

>>211984215
What's wrong with polyblend? MeUndies are insanely comfortable (I'm not sure exactly what they're made of)

For me its low rise boxers/trunks

>>211984219
>Most regret it
Women lack the intellectual and emotional faculties required to feel regret. They only feel shame if something impacts their social status.

>>211984233
>Same as how taking hot baths is like male birth control.
Half hour while you bath isn't going to change anything. It's the extended periods of time that matters.

>>211983806
don’t drink until 2026 when I can join you

>>211984260
It's the "but I wonder what my baby would have been like" that they say.

>>211984243
You shouldn’t expose your genitals to microplastics. Not that you should explode yourself to that anywhere, but there it’s absorbed into your body more readily there than other parts of your skin. IIRC it’s got to do with skin thickness and moisture from sweatiness etc. I only wear 100% cotton underwear (loose boxers that kind of resemble T-shirt fabric)

Have you ever dreamt of being seen? Not by someone like more in a magazine?

>>211984297
>You shouldn’t expose your genitals to microplastics.
Too fucking late. It's in your brain, balls, blood, and all the organs.

my heart is my guide

>>211984327
>thump once for yes
>thump twice for no
>thump thrice for nigger

I mixed a pea soup and tomato soup can and added some peppercorn, a can of corn too for my slop dinner.

>racemixer vance says israel is dragging us into war
fucken bullshit. i was so eager to see golems getting blown up for their jew owners.

>>211984213
based

race mixing is based. science is all about experimentation

>>211984293
There are women who don't get abortions and just give up their baby. I know some of them wonder about the kid many years later, but there's tons who don't give a shit and that kid is just out there living whatever life they ended up getting as an orphan/foster.

>>211984376
Racing mixing means that you have less of your genes pass on. You have to have more children to make up for the incompatibilities.

>>211984349
Would be amazing if your jewish woman president decided Mexico has to help and sent Mexicans to die in Israel lol.

>>211984269
It’s not a trivial difference

>>211984297
Of all the sources it's coming from, that's certainly not going to be one of them. I bet you don't wear aunscreen and think uhmw in food plants are a significant source of it too

>>211984215
Mine are 100% cotton

guess ill just have to masterbate to clips of golems throwing themselves off the twin towers instead.
golems are such a disappointment

India has 10 gold medals in the Olympics compared to 325 gold medals in China

>>211984379
>I know some of them wonder about the kid many years later
But the kid is still alive.
>there's tons who don't give a shit and that kid is just out there living whatever life they ended up getting as an orphan/foster
Less than the ones that regret.

>>211984401
how?

>>211984413
Plastic clothes are one of the biggest sources of microplastics exposure, idiot

>>211984414
why do you type like a sissy jason

>>211984422
my state has 5 gold medals and we barely have 1million people.

>>211984409
>11 person sample size
>expects me to take it serious
That's the study that you use to seek more funding to do a proper study. It's not actual science.

Jesus Christ is the Son of God, Who died for our sins and rose from the dead to give us the free gift of eternal life. He also promises to heal your body. You can ask Jesus for His gifts.

>>211984409
11 men isn't super convincing but I guess it's better than no data.

>>211984456
I just screenshotted the first search engine result. This stuff is common knowledge

>>211984425
>But the kid is still alive.
Maybe, if they haven't committed suicide from enduring years of sexual and physical abuse in orphanages and foster homes. If they're not incarcerated or homeless due to the myriad mental illnesses induced by their fucked up childhood. Best case scenario they get adopted and live a normal life but have a deep-seated feeling of abandonment that dominates their every waking moment of life.

I'm not advocating for abortion btw, just pointing out that girls who abandon their children to the government are almost equally terrible.

>>211984446
Why are you brown?

Albania has 2 bronze medals

>>211984430
Because non-race mixing has more similar genes between the parents.

>all science experiments have good results

>>211984440
Nah uh it's actually car tires

>>211984467
>Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."

>>211984482
but what does that have to do with your own dna

Jason is a dangerous loner.

>>211984476
All better than being dead.

>>211984440
Ya from them breaking down into landfills and shit then finding their way into the water system. It's hard enough to get people to absorb macroparticles when you're trying to do it

>>211984456
>>211984469
Reddit niggas be like erm source?? I’ve never read anything before?

>>211984514
If you and your wife have a matching gene, then it's more likely to be passed on.
If you and your wife don't have a matching gene, then it's like likely to be passed on.

if you dont feel like shit after a work out youre not really reaching the limit of what you can do

>>211984522
Dead? If they're aborted early on they basically never existed. They never knew consciousness.

What if they end up being born disabled and retarded, like Jason? Death or non-existence is actually preferable in some cases.

>>211984496
>one of

wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?

>>211984548
I'm not saying that warmer temp doesn't lower sperm count. I'm saying that 11 isn't conclusive science. It's the thing you use to show to funders, to ask for more money to do actual research.
Because I'm skeptical about a bath being enough to matter.

>>211984567
When I was a little kid, I recognized music from a band that my mother had gone to see at a live show while she was pregnant with me, but she didn’t have their CDs or anything to play again

>>211984566
I used the hip abductor because the gym was empty and I wondered why roastoids always use it and I haven't walked normally in like 2 days

>>211984567
>Dead? If they're aborted early on they basically never existed. They never knew consciousness.
Retard, we're talking about the adopted ones that had shitty lives.
>What if they end up being born disabled and retarded
So you're for eugenics? Cool.

>>211984576
Shut up peter pan

only 7 months until Christmas

>>211984599
they use it because its glutes workout, women basically only work out to get big asses

SAVAGES SAVAGES BARELY EVEN HUMAN

>>211984589
A related important tip for retards: do *not* put your nuts in the microwave

>>211984548
yeah asking for actual data instead of a study of 11 men where half of them are smokers (WHICH THEY ADMIT IS PROBABLY A CONFOUNDING VARIABLE) isn't remotely comparable redditards asking for a source for 2+2

>>211984621
BOOOOO! FUCK WINTER

God bless USA and Israel :DDDDD

>>211984597
No you didn't because the human brain's capacity for short and long term memory literally doesn't exist at birth. The brain continues to grow and the portion capable of storing memories beyond basic images and scents doesn't develop until around 2 years of age.

>>211984616
>born into the world
>raised by the government in a dirty old building with other unwanted children
>get beaten up and molested constantly by staff and other kids
>eventually get placed in foster care
>go live with some awful fat black woman and 3 other foster kids who abuse you even more
>never experience anything resembling love your entire life
>get addicted to needle drugs to numb the chronic pain of your very existence
>get kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery
>stuffed into a shipping container for 2 months before offloading in Bulgaria where arab shieks pay to beat and rape you until you just die of head trauma in a basement and your body is dumped in the sea

gee mom thanks for not aborting me!

Stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above

>>211984689
It's for me.

>>211984698
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/oct/30/babies-remember-melodies-womb-study

Now that I think about it. I didn't finish to binge re watch Camp Cretaceous before the new JW movie comes out.

>>211984727
>muh heckin sciencerino (((study)))!!!

Thanks for posting slop. Objective, physically present brain tissue negates any coincidental observations from your (((study))).

Imagine eating this good.

>>211984755
Closed.

>>211984767
>frozen broccoli reheated
>factory slop tater tots full of microplastics
>hormone laden walmart "meat"
>hormone laden walmart "milk"

no wonder you're trooning out holy shit

>stop manspreading so you cook your balls and kill all your sperm

Remember that time when Zelda ate the sacred stone and became a dragon? Good times

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN

>>211984567
Roastie or leftie?

>>211984795
Frozen vegetables are perfectly healthy and taste better than unfrozen.

I mog you. Also you're brown.

>>211984795
frozen broccoli good!

>90 degrees
>bedbugs
>loud music
>dogs barking
>intermittent high-frequency mk ultra siren
>fireworks

>>211984805
Skip.

>>211984825
>Frozen vegetables are perfectly healthy and taste better than unfrozen.

insane level of cope in this statement

>>211984767
what the hell jason finally got a steak that looks remotely cooked properly?

>>211984589
I'm sick as a dog and having been nuking my nuts with hot baths for the past 4 days. Probably would be a bad time to get my T levels checked lol