Thread 211983280

john xina edition

Notting Hill Carnival sub edish

Roy "Chubby" Brown

poo smells lmao

i hate america and americans
just an instinct ive always had

Remember Trezza May?

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

>>211983129
al the seed oils

>>211983295
no way i'd be able to keep my hands off that if i saw that in public

>>211983335
Do you think she has my hair?

>>211983358
perv

Anyone else frustrated with the absent moderation on this site or just me

>>211983386
Seething.

watching spanian tour aushwitz because it came up in my recommendations (i have no idea why)

Happy Barbarossa Day.

>>211983406
right sex

>>211983406
post fucking machines

>>211983424
it was a humiliating defeat lad

>>211983406
Free palestine

>>211983448
Stop?

Got the couscous on

>>211983295
Think of how many of her turds get wasted down the bog when my grumbling stomach is so hungry, yearning for her pawg logs...

>>211983280 (OP)
xiong chī-na

so fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXL-7FemXw0

>>211983456
You prick.

>>211983482
per farty

four cidre cans I had finished. Now if I had a book to read I'd hop in bed and read until I slept. Since my new books don't come til tomorrow, I don't really feel ready to be in bed yet, but neither do I like sitting up without a beverage. So now I will probably crack into a beer I don't really want to be drinking at midnight but there you go

>>211983482
>farti

>>211983406
free free palestine

>>211983462
it's pretty good with eggs and some coffee

POO STEAMING but just got an ethnic to deliver me scran on an ebike haha

>>211983482
looks like a bogged illaria
both from napoli too
only this one wears bizarre fake freckles and has shit tattoos

>>211983521
finished my vodka and cutting myself now

brit posters look like this

>>211983508
What books you got coming in

6 cans of Zubr and a 350ml JD
Block of cheddar and a jar of pickled oniion for the scran
Got the nigger jazz tunes on

>>211983577
Puke.

everyone my age seems like they have it easier with love sadly i hate myself and broke i wish i was born in any other time

how many war flags is iran up to at this point
nuke some facken sities already

mambo italiano

>>211983582
i wish!

>>211983611
ladies and gentlemen this is mambo number 5

>>211983582
no I do'nmt

honestly man i wish zoomer women weren't shallow because i want to have a relationship badly but i am broke and at 22. there is no reason to date anyone

>>211983643
Saw this posted to Reddit earlier.

>>211983582
that’s Carlybendsr

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750472805450543.mp4
coooooor

need a policewoman gf
and i would make her wear the uniform during sex

a little bit of mousenonce
in my life

its now going to get darker every day for 6 months

Hunter Schafer

darkmoonrise is the thinking man's italiano asmrtist

>>211983652
This is such an original thought I have never heard this before in my life.

the read

bedtime

>>211983716
Pump.

>>211983643
Please come to the montague pyke next meetup I promise you I won't rape you in the toilets.

>>211983675
>historical fiction

>>211983700
thing is that i want love but sadly i was born relatively good looking but autistic as shit. i don't know how to talk to women but i know how train systems work and transit works

>>211983716
Haha, looks like a right good chortle. Waheyyy!

heartrate still hovering around 100bpm
has been an hour now
game over man!

>>211983681
does he still have a willy

>>211983739
Kekh tim

>>211983727
how am I supposed to get there
you'd have to come pick me up

New soldiers should be offered a £10,000 bonus to rapidly boost troop numbers to deal with an increasingly unpredictable world, the Lib Dems have said.

/brit/ coach to the Montagu Pike setting off from Leeds, mayhaps

>>211983766
i have made cities in cities skylines that have better tranist than london nyc and almost as good as tokyo

>>211983760
she but yh

>>211983774
joy division + new order spotted (the lads, as it were)

>>211983774
Me in the back looking gormless

>>211983678
Lush x

>>211983729
It's not historical fiction, it's fantasy with very close and obvious allegory to real history. I've already read the first one but ordering the trilogy is actually cheaper than buying the two other books seperately.

But I do actually like historical fiction too. Conn Iggulden's books are pretty good. What's wrong with it? It brings history to life, makes the period interesting. Of course I know that if I want to get the exact details and facts I need to read a history book but hey, I read for fun.

>>211983792
>£10,000 bonus
Will be worth nothing

one of my favourite pornstars has officially hit the wall and become ugly
think it might be because she dyed her hair blonde when previously it was red

>>211983643
Mait not even kidding if that's you I am fully prepared to pay you hundreds or maybe even thousands to shit in my mouth.

after i lost my car i gave up on love i am shopping for a new car but it sucks because every woman my age sucks. they are dumb knuckle draggers with no agency

mad how ive probably seen more pairs of tits then all of my male ancestors combined

>>211983867
have you considered suicide

>>211983868
I wouldn't do it weirdo

>>211983867
Whomst?

>>211983899
pixels on a screen dont count, rorke

>>211983867
Has she taken it up the arse

>>211983899
Shit.

>>211983903
yes
>>211983910
jessica ryan

>try to talk to girl who was my age
>dumb as a pile of bricks
>shallow as a creek
>no agency

Loverachelle still going strong after ten years. Just wish she'd branch out more and not just do scat. Also she needs to fix her audio, ten years of that weird distorted noise in all of her vids. But yeah I would really like to see her do more vanilla stuff or just getting fucked, or maybe lesbian stuff- scat or not. She's done it once shitting in another girl's mouth and also eating that girl's shit and it was amazing. Do more! I want to see full on smeary lesbian scat sessions with Loverachelle, and I'm not even generally into the smearing stuff!

Work for me.

>>211983926
will you follow through?

Really liking the one Green Day song about being a man dressing up as a woman

>>211983908
at least make an onlyfans and post your bussy you are missing out on thousands in free cash maybe tens or hundreds of thousands

>>211983958
not for the foreseeable future unless something really dreadful happens

rorke isnt just some funny name, theres a rich history of lore behind the character that qualifies something as a rorke post

Please.

>>211983973
okay take it easy

toilplace is full of jeets that half-arse everything and toilberg finally noticed and had a go at everyone about it, as if i'm complicit in their incompetence

for me it's Jessica Starling

asked for a letter of recommendation from my old toilberg but he wrote the email in comic sans so i guess that's my chances for this new job down the drain

it suck because i want love but sadly every girl wants to use me as a wallet and most dates feel like a fucking interview but worse

>>211984077
boo hoo nigga
take it to /cum/ or r9k

>>211984021
This pozzed clownworld must be burnt to ash

>>211983969
you can stop now
thanks

>>211984102
well i am not going there i don't wanna see videos of furry porn or talk to people about femboys

watched new movie it was fine

where the FUCK is pokemon go poster

>>211984162
would love her to top me

hunter schafer ethel cain oiled up twerk battle

>>211984077
if it helps i'm having a lovely evening in with the gf. cooked some dinner together, drank some wine, now watching a movie. moved to the bedroom after the first half hour to continue watching x

>>211984200
Slave boy.

>>211984203
FONT

>>211984203
what's she think of that funny blue tinted website you're always scrolling through

maybe muslims have the right idea for women

Genuinely quite mad how AM/WF hapas are genuinely genetically superior to WM/AF hapas

It's two very different kinds of relationships that produce the same mixed race but the difference is what makes either a Keanu Reeves or an Elliot Rodger

My back gets really itchy if I don't have a shirt on

>>211984241
you ever think you should focus less on nonsense like this and more on things like getting a job or a girlfriend or improving your life in some way?

>>211983955
need to eat her arse (and suck her from behind)

>>211984112
Every man that looks at you in the street is undressing you with their eyes. Every man wants your cute little butt, they want to penetrate you with their cocks and kiss your plump red lips. Every single man. I bet you catch them looking all the time.

>>211984203
thing is no matter how good looking i am no woman would date someone who is broke

>>211984270
I don't go outside
stop stop stop st op

>>211983955
her gf is also a tranny
i don’t know if they do any content together

>>211984265
>getting a job
Got that
>or a girlfriend
Fiancée
>or improving your life in some way
Life is pretty good

Am I not allowed to have autistic observations now that my life is in order? Why should that be reserved for social outcasts? How's your life doing, and why are you afraid of having odd thoughts?

>>211984296
Oh.

might get meself a mid 30s single mum gf to pass some time

>>211984323
Contact.

they think your stupid

>>211984337
mogs you to oblivion wtf

would love to throw faggots off of rooftops, muslim style

>>211984311
i lost my job but got into a nursing program at january sadly i gave up on gf because i need money. looks maxing means nothing

>>211984241
don't think keanu reeves is a hapa, just has a bunch of different heritages

>>211984241
It's as you say, they tend to be very different types of relationships. Asian males have to be top of their game to get with white females. They have to be either inordinately attractive looking, rich or a combination of both. These sorts of men tend to attract high value white women that are in turn attracted to high status males, these women often being very attractive and even intelligent themselves. The offspring are thus good quality. Meanwhile, what is the average white male asian female relationship? very often it is low status, balding, old, poor etc etc white males that will go for Asian females. They do so because Asian females are conditioned to think white guys are the best. So you have low status, dygenic white guys hooking up with desperate, often poor Asian girls. Thus, the offspring are low quality.

It is not always this way. A WMAF relationship can produce a Keanu Reeves providing both parents are high quality material. An AMWF could theroetically create an Elliot Rodger or an r/asianmasculinity poster, but this is even rarer than a good quality WMAF offspring, because you will almost never see a low status, dysgenic Asian male attaining a white female of any level.

>>211984359
Help.

don't like the new redditflagger

>>211984350
my stupid what?

We may seem cold
Or we may even be
the most depressing people you've ever known

>>211984311
yeah mate so autistic, such attention to detail, except Keanu Reeves' father was not even fully asian, in fact his father was a product of WM/AF, his name was Samuel Nowlin Reeves, his father was English.

What an "autist" you are

as soon as anything gay or rapey is posted in this thread the Egypt flag shows up

Alri go ahead an filter americans im outchea

>>211984382
they think your stupid to not be able to read numbers and realise its all a hoax

>>211984411
What we got?

my aunt and dad told me to talk to women i said i need money because women are shallow and i got yelled at for an hour for it. i said i want to have 10k and a car first

>>211984404
you will not post the derpys

>>211984391
so now I've been called a loser freak by the person I originally replied to and now a normie retard by you

no winning for us observationally curious midwits

All these things happened to me in London today

I paid nearly £30 for a train ticket to take me into London from a town just 30 miles away - on a Saturday

The first person I sat next to, I think from India, decided to have a FaceTime conversation with his friend on speakerphone so we all had to listen to it

The train was late by 40 minutes due to unexplained “signalling issues”. It was also filthy.

I paid nearly £8 for a pint

I offered a woman my seat on the tube without realising she was with a man who intervened and said “no man”. He wasn't from the UK. I think he took my gesture as an insult.

I was asked for money by homeless people 3 times in one day

I noticed several people who are paid to give information to taxpayers and tourists over the tannoy on the London Tube cannot speak English properly

A cabbie told me “London is dead most nights”, unless you're the global high net worth set or top 1%

Restaurants are visibly struggling & often hideously overpriced

I had dinner in a neighbourhood where the average rent is £3,663 per month while half of all local social housing has gone to people who weren't even born in the UK

I was constantly aware I shouldn't get my phone out on the street as 80,000 were stolen last year

I also read on the way back while checking that stat that there were 90,000 shoplifting offences in London last year, up 54%

My train back, delayed, was suddenly changed at the last minute with all passengers on board. We were told it would no longer be stopping all stops.

I bought a tin of instant coffee on the way home & it had a security tag on it

Maybe I’m in a bad mood & perhaps it’s amusing to think I'm 'triggered' but to me there's a deeper point here

London is over. it’s so over. In visible decline with deteriorating standards & no real sense of identity or belonging

Going in & out of our capital city is a truly miserable experience

Infrastructure is falling apart as is the social contract

great news lads, we actually still control the world - just via the US

I'll stop if you want me to
just ask

not sure about the loch ness monster, suppose it could be fake, could be real

>>211984350
not only that they're fudging the numbers, like saying it's 28 when it's only that temp at some airport runway and nowhere else, to get people to think it's hotter than it is
nudge unit shite

>>211984464
Give it a name.

>>211983280 (OP)
Last message I sent her. Not been this cucked in years. Whyd I let her get into my head, Im such a fool

>>211984450
didn't call you a normie, just pointing out that you are the polar opposite of "observationally curious" since your example made no sense

>>211984494
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Good, fucking Lord
https://www.reddit.com/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI/

>>211984494
good grief

>>211984500
maybe I was just trying to reach a wider audience x

OHHH
TAINTED LOVE

DONT TOUCH ME PLEASE
I CANNOT STAND THE WAY YOU TEAAAASE

>>211984518
I could fix her

>>211984494
what the fuck is this

>>211984518
saw that on r/redscare

aff tae bed

>>211984557
fuck up nonceboy

>>211984517
Gg Sans
>>211984523
I know man. I hate myself, but I love her. We have spoken on and off for four years.

>>211984557
That's it.

>>211984557
gid night trooper x

>>211984572
love yourself first

screaming at the andrex advert of an indian woman having to build confidence just to have a poo at work

there is no point in dating when broke or young anymore because like i hate how everyone believes women aren't shallow

Might break it off with the wife for a laugh yolo

Need Emma Watson to gas me with her bum.

>>211984600
I try, but I am weak. Thank you

>>211984605
not used to a toilet so i can understand

It's these AIs Tone
Women are having relationships with their computers because they can't find a man to tell them what they want to hear.

>>211984674
Christopher wouldn't say this

If anything the only Sopranos character I can imagine saying this is Tony himself in one of his Melfi sessions

BQQM

tell me about boner law

It's these NFTs T, I'm telling you, that's where the money is

Pure satire is it?

>>211984706
Tony wouldn't call it an AI.
He'd call it a "chit-chat bot"

>>211984723
GIVE THAT MAN A PEACE PRIZE

10th fucking pint can

>>211984723
>its real
ohh shittt

>>211984740
I get it.

wild how women aren't affected by the loneliness outbreak

>>211984723
oh fuck

>>211984736
Born in Canada. Said Britain cannot be the policeman of the world

>>211984736
He was Canadian

>>211984723
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>211984494
why is love so hurt

Looking forward to getting fucking drafted lads

mad how he could cure me with his body, so near yet so far

>>211984792
>>211984778
We already won. Faketriots coping and seething

currently learning the poem On the Plethora of Dryads by Sylvia Plath
to mutter under my breath during my incelwalks
it is to replace "On Time" by Milton in the rotation
thank you for your attention to this matter

Stop referring to them as 'Asian grooming gangs'.

They're not Japanese.

Call them what they are - they are Pakistani rape gangs.

might go for a 22c midnight walk

if Iran goes to hell wouldn't it make more sense for Israel to take the fall for it primarily

"Bush" and "Iraq" are basically synonymous words now. Would be nice if "Iran" was linked with "Israel" not "Trump"

>>211984822
are you the guy in jersey?

>>211984736
mad how the queen managed to slip in a cheeky little death while she was in office

>>211984822
You should learn The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Draft the non-whites and use them as cannon fodder

i am gonna wait til i get a nice bmw or mustang before i try and date again

>>211984862
Break the Russian.

>>211984823
Please can you call them Mirpuri rape gangs? They aren't representative of Pakistan or the Pakistani people

>>211984836
iraq and iran are nothing alike, not all muslim countries are the same, stupid amerimutt.

pisshead neighbours having a shouting match in their garden while their frightened children watch again

Can't wait until Trump gets sent to the Hague in 2029 lmaooo

>>211984846
norp, am french

>>211984851
not certain it is my cuppa, but it is interesting
thank you for the suggestion

>>211984847
Liz Truss has permanently entered pub quiz and gameshow trivia legend forever as she will now always be the obscure answer to "Who was the Prime Minister when Elizabeth II died?" for future generations

>>211984885
Stfu adam

why are brits so happy

>>211984875
sorry mate did you think you were being really clever with this so-called "rebuttal"?

>>211984902
Do you know who was PM when Queen Victoria died? Without looking?

>>211984937
Disraeli

Sir Disraeli Gears

"This is the end of Donald Trump!" says increasingly nervous man

>>211984872
We possess an inherent joie de vivre

>>211984937
Without looking i'd guess it was Salisbury. Before Asquith/Lloyd George, after Gladstone/Disraeli. Probably forgotten a few in the middle though

>>211984969
Faketriots and panicians on suicide watch

>>211984969
it's such an oversight the guy they had take a shot at trump wasn't trained for it at all
giving him a crew of women secret service agents that day was only half the job

Lol.

>>211984991
Yes
Do you know her first PM?

>>211984952
Sorry no

anyone else doing three showers a day in this weather?

Destroy this country utterly. Humiliate it until it collapses under its own contradictions. Drop a fucking nuke on a carrier strike group right fucking now.

Death to America. Victory to Islam

>>211985060
Wrong

cor bl'uhy blimey me old guvna must be 20 bleedin degrees outside balmy wevver this is up to 5 showers a day

tfw no musician gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjbHZ9ohEBU

>>211985013
thought he was giving them two more weeks

>>211985060
Scotland forever?

>>211985032
Bit fuzzier
1830s~ish is what I'm guessing so post Wellington

And Peel was a bit later in her reign I believe

Was it one of the Barney Gumble answers, one of the Pitts or Palmerston?

>>211985071
22c at 1am is inhuman

>>211985070
alcohol is haram
muslims will kill you for that brayden

mad film on bbc 2 about ralph fiennes wanting to fuck his daughter dakota johnson

>>211985091
No...His wife was shagging Byron if that jogs the ol noggin...she said Byron was "mad, bad and dangerous to know"

>>211985119
DEH!

>>211985048
New opp pack in the air this gas or what

>>211985119
Come on.

>>211985127
absolutely fiending for that dark triad byronic hip thrust she was

>>211985091
>>211985127
Oh and Peel was her second PM. Wellington was still alive at the time and an elder Tory statesman. Pitts would be far too early, but Palmerston was one of her PMs although not her first

>>211985013
Lol.

tildo swanson my favoritest actoress

>>211985048
>'sheeds
>victory
Not happening

>>211985127
Had to look up Lamb Melbourne hadn't heard of him
>The city of Melbourne in Australia is named after him.

>Viscount Melbourne had 2 lives – the first as the cuckolded husband in one of the most scandalous affairs of the 19th century, and the second as senior statesman and mentor to Queen Victoria

Do Aussies know they have a cuck city?

>>211985042
It's best to just stick with a schedule. I shower once every two weeks whether I need it or not, no matter the weather.

>>211983743
is sproke actually good

>>211985211
Yeah, William Lamb, Lord Melbourne

why are fridges so fucking expensive

>>211985211
>Living in cuck city
Oh my days

libtards seething about based daddy trump

>>211985279
what is with right wing freak politicians and shooting dogs

>>211985312
The last one to do it was a Lib Dem?

>>211985312
taking the dog to the vet to put it down is longhoused docile behaviour

more honourable to do it yourself

>>211985312
Kiss.

got a mate named elliot, always liked that name because it almost looks like "toilet" spelled backwards

is it actually spelt "Fordow" I would have thought it was some weird French spelt name

>>211985338
Where?

Toille on the morrow

>>211985370
On Exmoor if I remember rightly

shine your boots rorke you're going to tehran

Gf being a right royal bitch

*hit my dog in the head with a hammer until he dies so he does not suffer the barbarity of a peaceful death in a controlled environment*

>>211985407
iput a controller in my hands and i can do anything
so, where's my drone?

Not a fan of sarcastic frenchmen

>>211985422
Foreign.

>USA saves the day again and spanks the thirdies
Holy kino

>>211985048
Dilate

Bomb bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran

>>211985463
kek, you just opened another decade of shit for yourselves

Isn't the point of Fordow that it's deep underground so that if you bombed it from the air you still wouldn't damage it much

>>211985524
Bunker buster bombs dipshit.

>>211985524
just keep bombing it until everything is destroyed, simple as

>>211985524
That's why the Americans had to do it. Israel could do everything else but they didn't have the bombs that could penetrate or the planes (B2 bombers) to launch them.

would love to invest in missiles but it's just not the ethical things to do
*look at my entire closet lovingly crafted by the calloused yet tiny hands of wrong-coloured children*
well that's different

they nuked it lol
its all ending now
ww3

>>211985524
There is an air vent and they dropped it inside the vent like Luke Skywalker which blew up the whole place

>>211985573
Axe.

John Jones retired and Tom Aspinal is the heavy weight champion

it's impossible to have a good physique without at least mild juicing

>>211985594
Alri low test lad

Fordow? more like Mordor

>>211985594
does creatine count as juicing

>>211985617
ktim

>>211985594
no such thing as "mild" juicing

Tried to nair my bollocks and it went horrendously, stupid fucking fitbit I was going to use as a timer flicked over to the heart rate monitor which you can't cancel and I really should've trimmed the absolute forest down there beforehand, whole bunch of bits undone and my ballsack is really sore

On Raglan Road of an autumn day
I saw her first and knew
That her dark hair would weave a snare
That I might one day rue
I saw the danger and I passed
Along the enchanted way
And I said, let grief be a falling leaf
At the dawning of the day
On Grafton Street in November
We tripped lightly along the ledge
Of a deep ravine where can be seen
The worth of passions pledged
The Queen of Hearts still making tarts
And I not making hay
Oh, I loved too much and by such, by such
Is happiness thrown away
I gave her gifts of the mind
I gave her the secret sign
That's known to the artists who have known
The true gods of sound and stone
And her words and tint without stint
I gave her poems to say
With her own name there and her own dark hair
Like clouds over fields of May
On a quiet street where old ghosts meet
I see her walking now
Away from me so hurriedly
My reason must allow
That I had loved not as I should
A creature made of clay
When the angel woos the clay
He'll lose his wings at dawn of day

>>211985705
Why are you trying to make your balls?

who cares about iran
boring

>>211985734
UM

>>211985731
>make
*nair

>>211985734
ermm

>>211985731
Wanted smooth balls to play with when I wank but couldn't be bothered to shave or trim down there

suuuuiiiii

the male G spot is at the very top of the inner nostril actually
easy to reach with a drill or such

>>211985746
>>211985763
What was it?

>>211985835
Wtf?

>>211985835
Stupid French. /fr/ is that way —>

>>211985838
lewd pony content outside /mlp/

>>211985873
fuck off to /cum/ then

>>211985838
Pony porn with Iran commentary

Got a post lined up for the new

Apply.

>>211984240

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750461101729630.webm

Alabama

Why?

>>211985887
sounds nutso, would have liked to see that just to know

the /brit/ after which there'd be none more

fucking moth went up my shorts

>>211986015
>>211986015
>>211986015

Get it made

>>211985998
most action ever seen under there eh?