not washed my hair in 5 days
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https://youtu.be/IjD4OPoMkYg
>>211986085I've been told to condition my hair every other day but to wash it every 6 or 7 days
>>211986085get your rancid tufts shampooed stat
hate summer
it's hot and work gets slow
>>211986149Hi Bald im Dave
>>211986149n'hair do well
Just saying don't complain about having no shoes to a guy with no feet init
if a player calls a pre-flop raise and then leads out on the flop, that's a donk bet
>>211986198Remember when he said if he didnโt get elected Harris would start another war LOL
>>211986149this guy is bald
>>211986257It gotta ve Russian.
>>211986253If he's in a shit position yes
>>211986290that's a donk bet
>>211986272Nothing's going to happen. We bombed their shit that made us nervous, we're flying back home. No war. Not an act of war.
>>211986320Not if im in big blind and you are small blind
>>211986253>>211986320>>211986345is this some new zoomer slang i haven't heard yet?
>>211986198Same
>>211986272Not a war just a harsh lesson
It's business. That's what it is. Is it against international law? Maybe.
>>211986379The retaking of Suez?
zoomers be out here like i just did a whig wham on a donk bet fo sho
>>211986417leftypol needs a hat
>>211986417Is that a fully grown garloid?
dutch is really a prick to molly desu
playing rdr2 desu
>>211986456Come on, England!
>>211986417genuinely thought it was a misshapen knee from the way the hair looks
>>211985663sure there is, could cruise on 250mg of test a week and have minimal if any side effects (other than better gains)
>>211986015 (OP)can actually smell this video through the screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U
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any gluten free vegan mean in
>>211986085i often go up to a month without washing my hair, it just makes it look all fluffy and gay like one of those shitty 70s haircuts, no matter what kind of cut i have or what product i put in it
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What do british people think about Russel Crowe?
He literally switched sides from being an aussie Skin to Gladiator to Gรถring himself
want to try steroids just once to see how it affects my personality
Can't sleep without covers on even in this heat
>>211986531>>211986617you sound 20 years old
long term there is absolute damage
im not against it, go do it if you want to, but dont lie to yourself and think yeah im an expert only taking a little of this drug and ill be just fine
>>211986610it's not so bad, more common than you'd think, i've known girls who do this too
>>211986617It shrinks your balls. Apparently the term they use is "testicular atrophy".
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mogs cornetto
>>211986630turn on the ac, or you could sleep in your basement
>>211986617can already see it, brucie running around half naked in the bush, picking fights with kangoos in a roid fueled rage
>CAM ON YE CUNTS, THINK YER SO TOUGH
>>211986656i'm 30 and i've done my homework lad, i know all about how to cycle properly, PCT, aromatase inhibitors, i'm not some impulsive spastic
>>211986669girls do a lot of gross things because they dont sweat nearly as much
usually they do that because theyve dyed it or have some styling done that falls apart in the shower
>>211986712hope so
how long you been lifting for exactly?
>>211986737about 12 years on and off
>roid tranny bruce lifted weights for twelve years and still hasn't fucked
>>211986785no need for that now is there lad
>>211986813Rest of your life.
>>211986828With Candace my beloved soulmate yes indeed
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fuck off
Did not understand the powerful shaggy meme
>>211986848killed herself a year ago, la
fucking dogberg and neighbourdogberg having a go at each other again, sick of it
So Ukraine negotiations are off the table now?
Been reading Irish mythology lately. The Morrigan is the original goth femdom gf.
it looms lads it fucking looms
wish my fitted sheet would stop popping off my 'tress at the corners, very annoying it is
>>211986941why do you think they named the best girl in dragon age after her?
>>211986958are we all living the same life
>>211986975universal human experience lad
always preferred Mass Effect to Dragon Age me
just a more compelling series of games
>>211986891there's only one place at the top
let them fight it out i say (just after one drink of water)
>western values are under threat
says the pederast who espouses anti-white and pro sodomy pro trans every chamce he gets
>>211986993thank you for supporting the canadian videogame industry
keep seeing it said that the united states of america just dropped a bomb of sorts on iran but nary a news article on the matter
>>211986993same but i still enjoy dragon age (at least until the most recent tranny one), the combat was always shit though
>>211986968Morrigan is basically the Morrigan ngl. Shapeshifting outcast who enjoys war and bloodshed.
Maybe dragon age was always shit, the good parts are all stolen ideas...
>>211986993all shit after the first one anyway
>>211986993tried dragon age, couldn't get into
tried mass effect, ended up spending a few hundreds of hours in it
>>211987009>anti-white and pro sodomy pro transThose are western values rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq9wPDoDKg&list=RDJnq9wPDoDKg
โI think every one who has some vague belief in God, until he becomes a Christian, has the idea of an exam, or of a bargain in his mind. The first result of real Christianity is to blow that idea into bits. When they find it blown into bits, some people think this means that Christianity is a failure and give up. They seem to imagine that God is very simple-minded! In fact, of course, He knows all about this. One of the very things Christianity was designed to do was to blow this idea to bits. God has been waiting for the moment at which you discover that there is no question of earning a pass mark in this exam, or putting Him in your debt.
Then comes another discovery. Every faculty you have, your power of thinking or of moving your limbs from moment to moment, is given you by God. If you devoted every moment of your whole life exclusively to His service you could not give Him anything that was not in a sense His own already. So that when we talk of a man doing anything for God or giving anything to God, I will tell you what it is really like.
It is like a small child going to its father and saying, "Daddy, give me sixpence to buy you a birthday present." Of course, the father does, and he is pleased with the child's present. It is all very nice and proper, but only an idiot would think that the father is sixpence to the good on the transaction. When a man has made these two discoveries God can really get to work. It is after this that real life begins. The man is awake now.โ
>>211987023the setting is about as generic as you can get, but the plots and dialog are still pretty good
>>211987051iran is anti-white and pro-trans
>>211987009triggernometry should be renamed the konstatin show and francis should just be put in a cage in the corner, usually off screen but occasionally visible gawping at the guest and at konstatin. once per episode, a bell rings, and francis announces he used to be a teacher and begins to make a point, then konstatin interrupts him and says he's sorry to interrupt, and francis isn't heard from again for the rest of the episode.
>>211987084I'm anti-pro and trans-white.
>>211987009>triggernometry>battymongs>chuds >kikesI'm tired boss
Dragon Age had so much potential originally, even more than Mass Effect did. They should have leaned more into the idea of Fereldan being Anglo-Saxon England and Orlais being France. A game set around a successful Hereward the Wake would've been kino
>>211987096an amateur darkie?
>>211986149mad that bald people dont clean their rooms as often because there's no fallen hair. another advantage of being bald methinks
>>211987079There's actually some pretty cool lore if you dig deep
>>211987013whatever happened to that mass effect 4 (besides andromeda) they announced some years ago?
i think bioware went woke and therefore broke, so we're probably never going to see it now
>>211987112body hair still falls
>>211987110I'm going pro as soon as I turn to crimes to bolster my income.
my pubes are always everywhere all over my bedroom
>>211987129they're fucked
whatever happened to the kotor remake?
>>211987137become a rapper, pretend to do crime
nobody gets hurt
>>211987103>They should have leaned more into the idea of Fereldan being Anglo-Saxon England and Orlais being Francethey kind if did didn't they?
then you had the tevinters which were like the roman empire and the qunari which were a bunch of muzzy invaders
>>211987129i imagine it's in limbo, same as beyond good and evil 2
do people still pronounce pubes as 'pyabs' or is it just me left
>>211987179>same as beyond good and evil 2goodness me that's a blast from the past
went on the 2am cig run to high street
saw a few drunk girls and a fair few middle aged brown men out hunting for prey
>>211987193no one ever did, you need to return to the asylum
Go and get your dad. He's passed out in the bar again. Can't handle day drinking at all
>>211987130An Ode to an Errant Pube
>Oh curled hair,>So full of vitality and zest>From whence hast thou come>To lie so brazenly across my bar of sandalwood soap>Angled as if to say >I am the cornerstone of this lavatory>I am the origin from which all lines and angles form>I shaved my beard last month>How the fuck did I get a pube stuck in my soap?
cheese and mustard
now there's a combo
mad how the FBI (and other yank federal law enforcement agencies) have titles like "ASAC" and "ADIC"
screaming
>>211987237is this carl benjamin?
>>211987163I think the greater good here involves fear and violence. Some pathway to respect, even if it's not respect for me, or even spelled with a C or a T.
Two big stories on my mind right now. The first is the US going to war with Iran, the second is my Japanese girlfriend agreed to let me lick her sweaty feet and armpits later today.
The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God.
>>211987201yea, they made some big noise years ago, remember?
and at the same time they were developping the very first AAAA game, Skull and Bones (available on the ps+ now btw)
what a colossal shitshow that was
>>211987263is this carl benjamin?
>>211987276What do you say?
>be on a night out with the lads in the greater glasgow area
>waiting on a taxi
>hear โaye try down there mateโ
>shout back as iโm walking, drunk as fuck โaye cheers mate hail hailโ (celtic supporter phrase)
>hear โWIT YA WEE CU-โ
>jump in the taxi
>sober bald 5โ6 taxi driver knocks on my window
>looks at me shouting
>burst out laughing, point at him
>he, fully sober, iโm 21 btw, rips open the door
>i laugh at him further
>an acquiantance of mine tells me to shut the fuck up and holds him back
>shout back that heโs a mong
>taxi drives off
Who was in the wrong here? A 50 year old taxi driver trying to hit a drunk 21 year old over a football chant is beyond pathetic
Fallen man is not simply an imperfect creature who needs improvement: he is a rebel who must lay down his arms. Laying down your arms, surrendering, saying you are sorry, realising that you have been on the wrong track and getting ready to start life over again from the ground floor โ that is the only way out of our โholeโ. This process of surrender โ this movement full speed astern โ is what Christians call repentance. Now repentance is no fun at all. It is something much harder than merely eating humble pie. It means unlearning all the self-conceit and self-will that we have been training ourselves into for thousands of years. It means killing part of yourself, undergoing a kind of death.
>>211987288yeah they did that trailer for bge2 in like 2008, and then another thing in like 2015, and now it's been 10 years, not a peep
Just started about 30 times and then a wee bit of poo. Dunno if it was the milk earlier (I might be lactose intolerant) or all the greasy crisps I eat (I'm a fat mess)
Another generation of pampered white and black men are going to die in the middle east, shit is so cash.
>>211987256it depends on what you're doing.
Welsh Rabbit or anything else involving a cheese sauce? Shit yes - hot mustard can only enhance, never harm. Sliced white bread with thick slices of cold cheese and processed mustard? Just squirt the bottle into your urethra and save yourself some heartache.
>>211987309this is literally islam
mental when I see a long post and think fucking hell imagine reading that
might bleach my hair, look like sick boy from trainspotting
>>211987336no i mean just cubes of cheddar cheese on a cocktail stick and dipping them in colmans
i'm on the whiskey you see
got some radishes also very nice
whatโs that? a wee fella supports the wrong mong ball team? kill him!!!!
need the working class exterminated tbf
>>211987377thins your hair, causes lots of damage
>>211987377RENTON! COOK ME SOMETHING
*my daughters just died*
>>211987314they wanted to do a no man's sky style seamless interplanetary travel but with expansive, detailed and animated megacities
technology isn't there yet
>>211987379take a paring knife, and make the radishes into rosettes, and then mix up some Coleman's nice and thick, like a plaster, and set up a mold of your glans.
Do you poo into the water lads or do you put a bit of bog roll down first?
>>211987400hair could do with a bit of thinning if i'm being honest, it's very thick and quite unwieldy as a result
all i'm looking for from ubisoft is the black flag remake
>>211987263she looks like the woman who used to clean the toilets at my high school
>>211987421Always wadding first. Are you trying to foul the barrel?
hey britcucks.
feeling smug, huh?
whoโs gonna be taking all those refugees if we put boots on the ground, huh?
>>211987421I poo onto you then put bog roll down on you
>>211987414rather just eat them whole as if they were bollocks desu none of that fruity sanfran rubbish
We are the Village Green Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck, Vaudeville and Variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do
We are the Draught Beer Preservation Society
God save Mrs. Mopp and good Old Mother Riley
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them
We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate
God save tudor houses, antique tables and billiards
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do
God save the Village Green.
I have no idea how to have good posture when walking
Get such insane back ache, can't imagine how much of a ghoul I look to others
>>211987400Cody Rhodes' hair isn't thinned at all
>>211987171Nah, they kind of lost sight of the cultural allegories present in the first game and became hyper fixated on the Mage vs Templar conflict as a stand-in for civil rights.
I want a game based on national upheaval, medieval intrigue, and exploring how supernatural/magical elements were seen by the Anglo-Saxons/Ancient Britons and French respectively. You already had the Morrigan there, along with her literal Elven Goddess mother. We could have had a character like Woden, prophesying the uprising of the Fereldans like a living embodiment of the volksgeist. I wanted a more thorough celebration of these cultures, instead of the cheap paintjob it became in the end where we have medieval peasants bellowing out 21st century political talking points regarding sexuality and civil rights. Like a feudal agrarian society wouldn't by definition have to be aggressively natalist in nature.
>>211987421why bother? if i get splashed on the bum then that's just going to make wiping easier, it's like a free bidet
>>211987368He deleted a tweet
>>211987421yeah i put some bog roll down
i call them parachute silencers haha
>>211987461there are doctors for that
>>211987461You need to have muscle to have good posture
>>211987411bandida gostosa
>>211987489how is this a crashout
>>211987454It's more about you putting mustard on your genitals for eating it straight with cold cheese. I'm trying to bring some zest into your life, and my todger just isn't long enough to give you a menthol enema.
haven't wanked in a while
the reason?
my left testicle tube is damaged in some way and causes pain during ejaculation, which is extremely weak and without feeling
>>211987488Prevents streaking on the porcelain, especially handy after a night of spicy food and liquor.
>>211987498Think I've atrophied my back muscles from constant sitting in chair and laying in bed
My muscles aren't strong enough to support correct posture
Thereโs Somalians in Minnesota
>>211987464cos hes on fin lol
years of steroids thats why
>but muh wwe wrassler!
should i join the military?
>>211987421always stick the fireman's blanket down first
>>211987487well the backdrop of the first game was that fereldan and orlais had just finished a war with each other and there was a lot of tension, which was why old mate decided to betray the king and withdraw the ferelden forces from the battle against the darkspawn because he didn't like him cozying up to the orlesians
as for the spiritual parallels you're trying to get into i haven't a fucking clue what you're on about sorry to say
>>211986543Yup. Wet dog and kibble.
>>211987540Fixing it's a process. The results might take a while depending on how fucked up you actually are.
>>211987543Minnesota? More like Mini Mogadishu
>>211987556I'm in the British Army and I want to transfer to the Australian Army because the perks are so much better
>>211987612Well you have all of our perks but you don't have to do any of the pointless admin or bullshit, and living in Oz would be infinitely better than some wank backwater in the middle of Salisbury Plain/Arse end of York
dropping bunker buster logs into the toilet
even though i prefer to do paragon playthroughs of mass effect, i think the dalatrass was right about sabotaging the genophage, the krogans are barbarians who deserve to go extinct (alongside the batarians obviously)
>>211987612getting to shag fit tanned blonde aussie women
disgusting the way you all talk about poo each fucking day
disgusting and weird
>>211987645Therefore Russian.
>(alongside the batarians obviously)
>>211987507He tweeted about impeaching twice, second with exclamation marks. I could sense his frustration and I've watched him stream the conflict before . The same pattern of frustration shown on the stream was bubbling up via tweets but reigned himself in and deleted one
in pulp fiction, the bullet holes are already behind travolta and jackson before the bathroom guy comes out and misses them point blank
B-Poo stealth bombers dropping a bunker buster on the ayatoilet of iran
Notice he said Krogan and Batarians but not Vorcha...
Makes you think.
>>211987643>Well you have all of our perks which are?
>and living in Oz would be infinitely better than some wank backwater in the middle of Salisbury Plain/Arse end of Yorkthink again
>>211987657more like men
more like mass defect lmao
>>211987693a crashout is a stress induced mental breakdown mate not using exclamation points on twitter
>>211987647they can do better, but they're just too fast breeding and hungry
ideally, they would take the terminus systems for themselves and bring the whole milky way into council space and have their own seat at the council
ov vey its anutha genophage
And where exactly are you?
dont really understand what energy is
there's some country somewhere where they peacefully euthanize you, can't remember which one. reckon it's time.
>>211987742wrex could lead them well and make sure they don't slip back into old habits, but wrex is pretty old, and what happens when he dies? it's a powder keg
>>211987763not represented on the graph
>>211987757I loved her work on Chain of Fools
>>211987766basically all major forms of city powering energy and boiling water and using the steam
tell me the truth lads
was i in the wrong there?
anyone else watch zit popping videos
only me huh, haha
>>211987763i usually end up slightly left of the radical centre on these charts
>>211987806.................................ye
from the first human creating fire a billion trillion things had to go perfectly right in order for you to type gay porn on /brit/ right now
>>211987830wish things had gone wrong then
>>211987711Perks:
>Dirt cheap rent>Free degree/paid off with learning credits>Get to travel>Dirt cheap food>Schemes which help you buy your first house for dirt cheap>Free gym membership>Meet the most retarded people on Earth>Become mates with the most retarded people on Earth>Will get you a driving license for free if you haven't got one already>Genuinely good wages due to the fact you have fuck all expenses>Save enough money to break free of toiling in 10-15 years>Get absolutely lashed regularly>Adventurous training, which is basically free or heavily discounted holidays. I paid ยฃ30 for a week of skiing in the Alps.
>>211987830what if i type yhe binble
Iโm a rangers fan. Is that a drunk 21 year old boy with his mates on a night out? Shouting a hateless, subconscious phrase of team support? I MUST FUCKING FIGHT HIM. IM DEFEDNIGN KING BILLYS HONOUR!!!!
>>211987826oh you would have sex with a beautiful woman yeah mate? shag her till the room stinks like pussy juice yeah?
>>211987738He's never gotten that mad on twitter. Even after Hezbollah got their walkie talkies blown up
>>211987830Mad that there was once just two people on the planet and we all descended from them
>>211987857I don't know what this mean
did you mean the bible?
>>211987859TIOCFAIDH รR LA
UP THE RA
K.A.H
everyone shut up, big don is about to go live
>>211987461try rollerblading if you want more lower back pain
>>211987781>and what happens when he dies?exactly
when Clovis died, instead of giving everything to his first born, he divided it all between his sons
western europe has been at war ever since
>>211987901homosexual mexican larping as white
he lives about 30 min from me, could heem him easily
Another right wing American regime starting a forever war in the middle east in order to to die for Israel and save capitalism
History never changes
>>211987865did you watch it? I think he's saying he would do the act that takes place in it
>>211987848>>Get to travel>>Adventurous training, which is basically free or heavily discounted holidays. I paid ยฃ30 for a week of skiing in the Alps.from what i've heard about defense, this doesn't happen too much
rent schemes can help but with how expensive it is, you'll be paying a fair bit of your paycheck anyway
how's the food?
>>211987882Our day will come
>>211987914Is that a tranny or is he filming a skit?
>>211987263Teletubbies sun lookin
>>211987950Latinas are violent
*walks towards you to announce WWIII*
>>211987935AT happens all the time here, might be easier because we're not isolated like Oz, but at the same time Oz is large and beautiful enough that you don't need to travel abroad to see cool shit
By cheap rent I mean Army accommodation btw. I don't pay rent right now because the buildings are old, but I will only be paying ยฃ100 a month when the new block of flats is built
Iโm an IRA man
Iโm of pure irish descent
My grandfather and his cousins ran guns and supplies for the Ra
Yet I still support white english nationalist ideas of an England
There will always be an England
Hail Harold Godwinson
So why am I hated? Darkies out of both รire and รnglaland.
>>211987950it's impossible to know what goes through the mind of zoomers when they're making videos for anything at all that they expect you to pretend isn't being deliberately filmed
>>211987983wonder how loaded hegseth is rn
Iran literally has 0 nukes
Bibi Netanyahu / Pissrael has been saying Iran was a week away from nukes for 40 years
This is Iraq again just because Pissrael and Trump/MAGA wants a forever
DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO ISRAEL
>>211987950you niggas really see trannies everywhere, 4chan fried yall brains
>>211987983dont overreact
god bless israel and god bless america
I'm trans but nobody here will believe it
>>211987985you realise that engerland has better scenery than aus? and that if you join a base you'll either be in the middle of bumfuck nowhere or a small city?
sounds good, i think rent for soldiers here is only like 200 which isn't bad
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Of pure Romano British phenotype me
Should rule these isles
Only Briton worthy
Dark hair pale skinned blue eyed
Trump - "God bless Israel".
America exists only to serve and die for Israel.
Americans will never have healthcare because their government wants to help Israel to cause WW3.
>>211988073>tattoosoh dear *rejects her from my world so she stops existing to me* ahhhh :)
Before the Saxons and before the Romans and before the Vikings and Normanโs
We are all Britons
Cymru am byth
>>211987763will kemi be a good head of state? unironically
>>211988101crazy how you missed "god bless the middle east" and "god bless the USA" and only focused on israel
jews have your nuts in a vice
bunch of uncs here tonight
America and Israel are breaking international law to commit illegal war crimes
Americans and Israelis are pure evil
>>211988126jute erasure it NOT permitted on /brit/
might dox my entire personality for a laugh
>>211988066>you realise that engerland has better scenery than aus? You are delusional, your country is the size of a continent. You have every biome imaginable. All we have is green hills, not even proper forests anymore.
If I lived in Australia I could go quadbiking through deserts, ski down a mountain, go mountaineering, camp out in a literal rainforest, photograph the wildlife, surf, and go scuba diving in water that isn't shit-coloured.
You think the UK is better because you haven't lived here. The sheer amount of sunlight you fucks get make it a more pleasant place to live than gloomy old England. There's a reason significantly more Brits move to Aus than vice versa mate
>>211988132Imagine if Clive Palmer was a black woman with an IQ of 85.
Would that be good?
>>211988179what do you do in england that makes you say youd do those things in australia?
>>211988179Go and fuck off then you treacherous cunt
Leave your motherland in its most desperate hour
>>211988133You will die for Israel.
Even if you don't fight, the healthcare money that would've saved your life was sent to bomb Palestinian babies so Israelis can drink their blood.
>>211987865>sexI'm talking about the degenerate act of eating out of ther armpit joรฃo
>>211988179>If I lived in Australia I could go quadbiking through deserts, ski down a mountain, go mountaineering, camp out in a literal rainforest, photograph the wildlife, surf, and go scuba diving in water that isn't shit-coloured.you can do these in the uk and much easier too
>>211988066we have like five biomes:
>grass cattle field>""forest" that was actually artificially created 20 years ago>moorland>hills>swampsyou have rainforests, actual mountains, deserts, savannahs, as well as temperate grasslands and forests
>>211988212you planning something, nigel?
>>211988206I go for AT as often as I can, whole reason I joined the Army was to do cool shit. I go hiking and rock climbing frequently and did kayaking in Wales a few months ago.
>>211988212I am quite literally the opposite of treacherous
>>211988260The admin involved in foreign trips (especially if you're doing it through the Army where you have to do risk assessments for everything and comply with pathetic French laws about headlight dimness) is an obscene headache I would rather avoid
>>211987914average brazilian brother and sister