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Buttfuckers edition

>>211991303 (OP)
I was just about to make the new!

Canadians die bloody

>>211991322
She's evil.

>>211991313
Well now you don't have to

>>211991313
You can make the next one. I just wanted to get it over with; wasn’t even feeling particularly inspired

BREAKING NEWS: Just took a massive poo

currently experiencing repeated cloud flashes presently

some nigga is driving across america and asked for the must-have FAST FOOD places to visit

I'm giving spankings to whoever needs it

Palestine is bullybait

dtfic going mental

i need a hard swat on my naughty bottom

>>211991303 (OP)
Fuddruckers was one of the first places to roll out touch screens for beverage dispensers. Remember being amazed by that

Flag on the moon how did it get there?

>>211991395
which one?

I wish you could smell what I'm smelling

>>211991395
Ancient American Sorcery

Zoomer men would get laid if they looked up to zyzz instead of andrew tate

the bag of chip is calling my name should i answer?

>>211991425
It's too late to be eating food

>>211991439
it's saturday night. let the boy live a little

10 more beers and 5 more joints before bed

Secret data - pictures of the moon.

Back to the topic of road trip fast food, does anyone have any suggestions that might be local specialties of roughly this zone?

>>211991425
hey ho, who is there
no one but chips my dear
please come, say how do
to the crunch i'll give to you

>>211991448
It's Sunday morning in the civilized parts of the country, he should be empty to be ready for his Sunday breakfast

Where do I go to get an escort in this stupid fucking country? I'm still a virgin at 25 and need to get this shit over with.

>>211991450
nigga you are frying your brain

>>211991465
>civilized
East coast is full of blacks east coasters

>>211991479
vegas

>>211991479
>only 25

>>211991458
L&B's Sicilian pizza in NYC
Leavain bakery in Manhattan for the best cookie you'll ever try. Basically a full meal. Eat half

I lost my virginity at 14

>>211991479
your mom's house

>>211991495
>tf
>tp
why are you using a vpn?

>>211991465
i dont eat breakfast

>>211991479
tryst.link

>>211991328
Well, she is Russian so yeah.

>>211991489
>confronted with his geographical and cultural inferiority
>resorts to racism
The civilized enlightened west coaster, everyone

>>211991507
but what if you did?

saving my virginity for my russian mail order bride

catbergs are trying to kill a fly.

friendly reminder, when we're talking about the eternal anglo its actually aristocrat descended from the norman and then more dominantly french aristocracy. The average peasant (actual anglos and celtic mix) doesn't really have anything to do with it. They are basically like orcs that enjoy the raping and plundering but they themselves do not do the eternal retarded scheming.

>>211991528
I'm high rn and not reading this shit

>>211991522
but i dont

>>211991495
lol last time I drove into Brooklyn from upstate I got hit with like $25 in cumulative bridge tolls. That was a while back, so I imagine it’s even worse now

>>211991543
same on both counts

>>211991546
but what if?

>>211991507
why?

>>211991528
kill yourself

business idea: sepuku

>>211991557
pancakes are boring and bacon makes me feel ill most of the time

My second favorite robot in all of Marveldom has just entered

>>211991556
love you buddy how're you tonight?

>>211991550
Now it's unavoidable due to congestion memes but you used to able to take the 3rd avenue bridge to the Williamsburg and that would be totally free.

>>211991491
Its close to me maybe I can but I have no experience with this shit is there a guide of something I should follow so I don't get put in jail

>>211991579
hungy

>>211991553
but what if i dont

>>211991575
never made oatmeal fatty?

>>211991575
Are you gay?

>>211991479
>still a virgin at 25
I'm sorry bro, but its over for you. You will NEVER conquer your fear of approaching women. Even fucking a prostitute will be awkward for you. Your best hope is to both go a gym and find a therapist.

Joe Rogan Can't Keep Up With Real Comedians

>>211991479
It's best to visit another country for an escort.

im 30 and starting to think i may never lose it

niggas be like
"this bacon too spicy"

>>211991604
oatmeal is for kids
>>211991605
i dont want to be your boyfriend

>>211991609
Yup this is what I thought too any recommendations? I have money and would like a good week at most.

>>211991599
get a burg (I had nuggets)

>>211991630
Berlin, Budapest, or Vienna.

Breakfast food is the best food but I usually don't eat it when I wake up. Mostly some hours later

>>211991643
Which one is most American and english language friendly?

>>211991658
>American
None?
They all are English language friendly.

magnificent

>>211991674
haha its so pathetic when people enjoy things amirite

>>211991665
American friendly I just meant that they won't hate me for being American. But thank you Anon, I'll start planning my vacay soon. I'm leaning towards Berlin for now.

>>211991685
>they won't hate me for being American.
None of them will.
Consider staying at a youth hostel and talking to girls there, going on bar crawls, etc to see if you can get laid before having to resort to an escort once you're there

>>211991674
>>211991705
no one looks like this

>>211991722
my boss does, unironically

>>211991744
why haven't you usurped them yet?

>>211991593
idk I just heard it's quasi-legal there, or that cops don't care too much about it

>>211991787
No idea what this
Album of the year?

>>211991787
ep 12 is already out tho

>>211991800
Anime Of The Year

so should i eat the chippies or not its getting pretty late

>>211991806
Correct. There's 13 episodes though.

>>211991806
Looks dumb af

>>211991839
Sorry that youre gay and brown

>>211991824
You should eat otterposter's ass.

Idea for an animated TV show:
Gorillas engaging in guerilla warfare.
It would be called Guerilla Gorillas

>>211991864
Someone get this man a noose

>>211991858
shant be eating anyones pooper

>>211991864
>It would be called Planet Of The Apes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_the_Planet_of_the_Apes

My NHL team will never win the stan lee! Sad!

>>211991867
Bizarre reply

>>211991881
I've never seen the original movies, only the modern reboots

Tim Walz didnt know how to reload his gun

>>211991525
oh god i think it just flew inside my PC case

>>211991901
Don't care

>>211991901
your daddy didnt know how to put on a condom

>>211991896
You should, they're classics. But the cartoon isn't important to the movies. The first 5 movies are a perfect trilogy.

When will the age old scourge of the hag menace be defeated?

>>211991851
Jason, most straight white men don't watch slice of life garbage

>>211991932
gayson got hard filtered by it, ackshually And every straight white man loves baseball

How about Planet of the Gapes

who the fuck is setting off fireworks on a random saturday night

>>211991954
do something about it pussy (you wont)

>>211991954
>an American complaining about another American celebrating freedom
Shameful. Can we get some Ls in chat?

>>211991954
I really think it might be faggot miga boomers

really tired of these pussy ass white boys in /cum/ talking mad shit when they know if they ever stepped outside and ran their mouths they would get their ass beat

>>211992014
Irony.

>>211991954
All me

Whenever I step outside the gods blesse my eyes with sexy pregnant women
It's like a superpower

>>211991954
>>211991988
omds

>>211992014
read this in a frustrated black incel voice

>>211991954
I hear fireworks too actually

>>211992014
Zesty buck

I better not be getting sick again

>a gay cartoon dog with fish lips created so many gay furies on the internet
i hope onta knows the horrors he unleashed

Ass eating

>>211992124
Whomst

>not knowing who Marty is
the newest of faggots

it's a nothingburger.

goodnight

Bitches named Marley are always crazy

>>211991954
Are you in east SD county

>>211991303 (OP)
Goddamn I miss fuddruckers

>>211992211
Do you, or do you just miss the 2000s?

Wonder why they don't use this shit on every supervillain that rolls into town
>>211992189
nn, I'm turning in too

>>211992215
No, I actually liked the burgers and fries there.

im going to bed peace bitches

3 posters gone, just like that

>>211991884
>being a canucks fan

I should watch a yaoi sports anime

>>211992334
what about a yuri sports anime

>>211992192
no

>>211992374
b-b-b-based

>listening to a show
>host says “tenant” instead of “tenet”
>listening to a different show later the same day
>different host says “tenant” instead of “tenet”
Does anyone speak English? These were both middle aged WASP men

>>211992374
prefer boys

>>211992417
>webm
everyone involved in the making of this is extremely mentally ill

>>211992455
you are homosexual

>>211992476
LOL

>anime
grow up.

anime website, anime general
gb2reddit

>>211992593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJaAuJnPL8U

What did people call the sex act of "motorboating" before motorboats where invented?

>>211992313
Actually I'm a Jeets fan

I honestly think Trump is going boots on ground in Iran and he’ll start a draft
I’m all for it
Hope I get drafted
Wouldn’t mind dying in Iran

>>211992014
Excuse me sir I asked for curly fries

>>211992745
you won't be

>>211992745
>he’ll start a draft
this would be political suicide

>>211992773
who cares he cant run for another term

>>211992782
he could be impeached and ruin midterms

>>211992417
Are the japs physically incapable of not shouting gay names for moves when they make something

>>211992790
republicans won't ever vote to impeach hi.

finally had sex and it seemed like everything I read on the internet about sex and men and women and whatnot just vanished in that bedroom

everything is bullshit, all of it

>>211992851
every sexual encounter is a different experience

>>211992827
This
He’s fine
Draft and regime change in Iran

republicunts are gonna draft the democraps to fight in the devils asscrack while their sipping champaign at home

>>211992851
Women aren’t an appliance where you can look up a model number a find a manual on how to use it. Everyone has different anatomy, different actions or ideas that arouse, etc. You really need to have sex a few times with a given individual to get good at it with them, like mastering a new recipe over a few iterations

>>211992901
nyan~

>>211992773
Not doing that might be suicide by Mossad. Just look how they reacted to JFK interfering with their plans

what gave you motivation to improve yourself?
I think yaoi doujinshi made me gymcel for a large portion of my life

>>211993112
is this guy 4 feet tall?

>>211993112
Nice.

thought I was going to miss my first day of toil but I realized its after midnight so the first day is still tomorrow

porn is really a drug just gooned to some fat hog and now I feel disgusted, the postnut clarity is hitting me like a brick

>piss before shower
>still get the urge to piss while in the shower
fuck this penis man

Boomers think "working hard or hardly working" is the funniest thing imaginable

The city government is replacing all the local sports fields with cricket fields on account of the jeetpocalypse

>>211993516
Idgi, is cricket popular in India

>>211993524
yes, very

>>211993516
insanely grim if true

Thunderstorms are pretty rare here in south-western Canada. Typically we only get them in the late spring/early summer, and then only maybe. We've had none so far unfortunately, which is a shame cause I LOVE thunderstorms. So, maybe next year kek :'/

>>211993555
“All” is a little hyperbolic and not literal, but the city is replacing a lot of sports fields with cricket fields

It also seems to uniquely fuck up the field in a way that makes it useless for everything else

>>211993574
they should be replacing zero

>>211993566
In Long Beach CA we had our first thunderstorm in over a year a couple weeks ago

>>211993589
I eagerly await their remigration

>>211992699
Boob tooties

Oh wait so they did bomb Iran already.

>>211993687
bombed ur mom

>>211993779
Penis bomb :D

>>211993798
haha booby bomb

>>211993798
benised ur mum :DDD

>>211992699
I can’t seem to find any evidence of any name for a similar act in any other language. It seems to be uniquely English, and uniquely in imitation of boat sounds
>what did humans call barking before they domesticated the dog?

Is America too free?
Do Americans secretly yearn for strict rules and regulations?
There is no other explanation to the love that they have for HOAs.
Willingly giving away all their freedoms, getting dictated what they can and can’t do in their own house. A practice which is taking on more and more absurd forms ruling over even minuscule details like the color of a pool cover.

OR (the big or) is it once again related to the Negro?
Do only strict HOA led neighborhoods give the white man enough freedom from the black menace and so the rules they do have to follow are negligible in comparison?

>>211991328
She's actually really retarded. Like developmentally retarded. She became a part of an Orthodox trad larper cult that worships Nicholas II as the second coming of Jesus. Then she abandoned that and now she's a trad larper pagan.

Born to be a sex symbol.

Forced to be chopped.

>>211994074
Move to Houston

>>211993895
It’s “the big or.” Suburbs are refugee camps for white people who were driven out of the cities, and things like the Civil Rights Act effectively make it illegal for the government to maintain order in the camps, so it has to be done via voluntarily agreed upon private associations

>>211994074
Better get stared on losing weight
I believe in you

lol remember KONY2012 and how kids wanted to go to war in Africa because of it and then the guy behind it got caught jacking off in public

>>211994222
I didn't ever hear about the jackin off part

Most homicide victims are criminals.

That is, people with prior offenses, rap sheets, records, detention stints, and so on.

America's homicide rate for non-criminals is extremely low.

>>211994222
I remember some girl telling me about it in high school and I was genuinely confused why a particular african warlord was more special than the others

How can I exist in this beautiful world?

A stain on white linen.

>>211994222
That's vintage now.

>>211994222
>>211994227

>>211994248
das racissmist

>>211994248
Why are there so many criminals

>>211994361
It's complicated

>>211994361
sneed

>>211994222
Yes, people just discovering their first guerilla leader

Bizarre video
Shitalian American LARPer shows how he makes mozzarella for his shitalian LARP store.
But he doesn’t actually make it himself just takes those huge industrial mozzarella blocks, shreds them into small pieces and dissolves it in hot water before shaping it into those little mozzarella balls.
And of course he says „muzz“.
I have a strong dislike for Italian Americans.

I strongly recommend consuming alcohol every day. That way you don’t remember the big sad. Remember what happened that one time, when you were a kid? Not anymore!

*beats u bloody*

>>211994582
Tf lil Timmy gon do

pregnant chinese!

So yeah, I’m not fighting or dying for Israel. Fuck that shit.

>>211994582
why is he with her? retard

That music video feature on Spotify is so dumb.
Hey here’s a 240p video of this 1980s song with a 32kbps audio track please enjoy
anyway time to shower now cya!! Say goodbye to old stinky me

>>211993327
You feel that way because you have bad taste generally, in porn or women or whatever.

They definitely have video of drumpf fucking kids

I FUCKING LOVE RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning I am playing Minecraft.

>>211995517
No, he's just a bad person. The Epstein island stuff isn't blackmail, it's a perk. A benefit. It's not "you did this now we own you" it's "you're part of the club, now you get this."

>>211995549
Get out.

>>211995566
repeating numbers!!!

>>211995549
Rain is good, especially when temperatures that high prevail. Your forecast looks almost exactly like mine.

>>211995549
Rain in summer is so fucking kino.

I'm so fucking SICK of going on a website and the front page is some shit about INDIANS because they astroturf every fucking website. I DON'T CARE about some obscure fact about Indian history or some Indian street performer, I DON'T CARE ABOUT INDIA

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>211996009
Please I hope you die in your job and burn in hell. Stop it XD. Kick back.

>>211996049
That's quite rude, bot. I command you to be nice.

>>211995961
What the fuck is going on here? How does one even get that many cigarettes going before placing them in a fat hand just so? And God why?

>>211996409
Are you fucking stupid or smth?

>>211996475
>flag
do you even have to ask leafbro?

Americans are stupid Canadians are smart

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after years of itching I think I made the pinworms go away!!

arielle maxine

we can dance…DANSER!

ever notice how the comment section of tranny porn are all old men

>>211997248
No because I don’t watch tranny porn tf…

Waiter…there‘s semen in my soup
*zips up pants*
Sorry, you were saying??

>>211997281
yet you browse tranny reddit. curious...

>>211997345
Someone posted a screencap of one of this tranny‘s posts so I checked the profile in hopes of a selfie because it must be a ghastly creature

a canadian boy would send me nudes on steam back in the day. he was a furry

>>211996894
do i even want to know what a spiro is? some device that fakes periods?

>>211997482
Spironolactone, sold under the brand name Aldactone among others, is classed as a diuretic medication.
It can also be used to block the effects of testosterone in transgender women and nonbinary people undergoing feminizing hormone replacement therapy.

Drinkgen beer :)

is 29 "unc" status as the kids say?

>>211997673
Haha nice

Currently I'm trying to just eat way less than usual. So far since getting up I've eaten a little less than half a spinach frozen pizza, 4 chicken strips (my mom actually took a bite out of one so it was more like 3.5 chicken strips), a bowl of Life cereal, and a few pieces of seaweed. I've had milk and coffee amongst all that. 4am and I've been up since 9pm. Gotta stay up all day so I fix my sleep schedule. Leaving for church in a few hours.

>>211997793
Sounds like a lot of food?!?

Currently listening: https://youtu.be/E0povHTiToM
>>211997821
I know. I'm such a pig. Think of how much I eat on a "normal" day. I need to seriously rethink my relationship with food.

I think I blacked out yesterday

>>211997892
that's called sleep

>>211998034
This is me and you

>>211998233
What if they kissed?

>>211997734
You can be an uncle at 20 or 40

SHAHEED DON'T LIKE IT
ROCK ZE KASBAH
ROCK ZE KASBAH

it's already fucking hot

>>211998809
Classified.

New h'whiteness map dropped

>>211999003
Cringe

Best Autobahn loop.

>>211999494
Grow up

>>211999531
Sad the guy posting anime on /pol/

Going to church this morning. So far it's looking like it's going to be chilly today.

I leaked my own dickpic at school

>>212000086
https://voca.ro/1jsyCPRaJWFS

>>212000126
>may be expired or deleted
LAME

>>211999812
You're on an anime website.

It was good

>>212000238
Not on an anime board

Debating on taking a shower before church. I still got almost 3 hours before I got to leave.

>>212000532
Grow up.

Remembering when Trump bombed that Iranian general in 2020 and some mullah said it was impossible for Iran to strike back since the only heroes the US has are Spiderman and Spongebob lmao

>>212000761
Do something.

>>212000790
My entire nervous system is wired in such a way as to prevent myself from ever doing anything ever. Doing stuff is too dangerous, anything less than perfect performance will get myself and my family killed.

>>212000761
That dude's probably dead now too kek

hello. time for church

someone wanna explain to me why i'm really tied but i can't fall asleep

You now remember wide Putin ^^

>>212000761
Crazy to think WWIII almost happened right before the pandemic hit.

>>212000892
Not taking enough melatonin.

sneezed 3 times

should i go to the cherry blossom festival in a few hours

>>212001299
try rolling?

>>212000326
There's a fantastic seafood market near me in the middle of the woods

>8 hours of screen time
Grim

>>212001299
yes, where at?

new
>>212001861
>>212001861
>>212001861
new

>>212001684
That background is grim