Thread 211996126

Notting Hill Carnival edition

scud launcher sub edish

alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>211996126 (OP)
hhmm cottage cheese uma delicia

hayfeverberg got me on the ropes and out for the count

last message i sent her

I hate this rapey shit. Sure have a geez irl but filming it like this is evil and gross, kys. Freaks like you prevent so many girls from showing their asses more for the men like me who can control themselves

Artillery regiment for me please, Sir Keir

>>211996178
nigga u gay

a freak like me,
just needs infinity

Slim pickings for me at car boot sale.

No Warhammer this week

>>211996205
corrrr

>>211996205
that dog dgaf

>>211996205
A quid each for the pigs, mate?

the gangs all here

Commodore 64

Too sad about the demise of Iran's peaceful uranium enrichment programme to post properly

is 190 still around these parts?

getting nutted in right now

new shoes lads

popping to argos, you need anything?

>>211996293
Spams /box/ over on /sp/ these days
Just say Joe Calzaghe was overrated and he'll pop up

>>211996317
New Pokemon collectors tin please

>>211996297
clean that carpet you scuffter

need General Rorkes geopolitical analysis on what's happening in iran

What type of vibes do you give off?

>>211996149
Shall I push the button?

>>211996355
mind if I get those feets a massage?

>>211996358
nice calm ones

>>211996357
nothing is happening

god the tube on a friday night is mental

>>211996357
American blowing up the nuclear base which they paid for

never hear about iraq these days

just poppng down the... um... paki shop
anyone want anything?

had coffe, now releasing toxic gas like treblinka

>>211996457
oreo ice cream sandwich please mate

god the train on a monday afternoon is mental

>>211996463
Choice.

a realpolitik chad would have let iran and israel fight indefinitely without escalating it into a larger conflict

>>211996488
alri saddam

Leftypol here.. Hate to say it.. The Man Who Did A Drive is right..

>>211996492
0

league anyone

>>211996485
do these trains have cctv cameras?

We are The Defenders of Israel

>>211996522
yes, and?

>>211996509
cummings

>>211996522
It's not illegal to dance. Meanwhile you act like it's illegal to even leave your rancid bedroom.

rorkes linkedin

>>211996561
whomst?

yes my pharaoh

I’ve just had this happen to me (38M) on a country walk when I was on my own. I’m 6”1 and am pretty comfortable around dogs having grown up with them as a kid, but this experience has shaken me.

I was walking uphill in a gravel track with high wooded verges when a brown lab jumped out in front of me, blocking my path and barking aggressively. I lifted my arms above my head and it jumped up putting two paws on me and continued barking. It jumped away only to jump in and do the same several times during the encounter.

The owner (similar to me 38M) walked down the path some way ahead seeing all of this. I shouted “Are you going to do something about this?” And he replied “Like what? It’s alright.”

Flustered by the bloke’s reply, I said “Imagine if this was a child?” To which he replied again, “It’s alright” in a dismissive way and waved his dog on who continued a few steps after me as it tried to walk away.

When I used to walk my family dogs, I would have been devastated if they’d done this to someone and we’d trained them to have decent recall skills. This scared me a fair amount and I thought I was going to get bitten.

So the question.

Am I making too big a deal of this?

TL:DR I got scared when a strange dog jumped up at me and barked. Owner thought I was overreacting. Am I?

>>211996561
Egyptbot in shambles

catberg has stuffed nose and his purring's rather odd

>>211996029
Do what? Go on I’d love to know

>>211996535
never mind then

The antagonism and piss taking, it's just like a bunch of blokes in a pub

>>211996578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny

woke up at 5pm because i was having an epic sex dream

>>211996522
how do you think we got the footage?

>>211996640
ktim
humped my mattress yesterday

>>211996608
idk lol
what do you do now on a daily basis?

>>211996578
Skorzeny obviously

Would you rape if you could get away with it and no one would know but the raped?

>>211996675
Nameless.

>>211996675
no

>>211996675
no, personally

>>211996675
No. Got this weird fetish where I want people to want to have sex with me. Not for me this raping malarkey.

>>211996675
couldnt get it on most likely
a bit of an empath me

>>211996672
they've done him here
stitched him right up

>>211996640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_701WL_azrY

>>211996672
typical Grauniad

>>211996672
Freaky goggle eye

>>211996675
Of course. It's still how mating occurs in much of the animal kingdom.

listening to pink panthress

my watch is telling me to run (light jog) for 45 minutes today. never done that much before lads x

The Raped

>>211996429
what happened to her legs

For those of you who've been abroad during Summer, is British heat genuinely somehow spicier or what?

https://x.com/pubIad/status/1936491537481003238

Anglos are the niggers of white people. There, I said it.

>>211996761
this. same reason why I refuse to piss and shit into a toilet

>>211996720
Women like this should be giving birth to a dozen children each

>>211996825
they're busy scissoring and fingering and whatever else lesbians do

>>211996804
we are the only white people, monkey

any of you been to america is the heat actuslly any better? i think we're just pussies tbqh

>>211996720
ruby is pretty kawaii when shes not wearing a bad outfit

Gfberg moving in next month lads
Slightly terrified

Reform = ZOG

>>211996800
it's a lot muggier in the UK than other typically hot countries.
a 25 degree day in Spain feels very nice, 25 in the UK feels sticky and uncomfortable

Corbyn was literally the first big British politician since Mosley who wasn't jew-owned.

Dwell on that. Nick Griffin and Corbyn should link up.

>>211996878
pro-immigrant, pro-israel, pro-war
it's over for reform

>>211996860
I've been to Japan in the summer and the yanks there said it was the worst heat ever due to the humidity. A thousand times worse than the USA.
It was just the same as summer here. Bit hot and clammy. They were all dying for some reason though.

>>211996126 (OP)
Disgusting

>>211996706
need to get back onto /pol/ im so out of touch last i remember there was this guy with a mask called sargon of akkad and a woman called brittany venti with big tits was screaming ree at a shia labeouf event

>>211996930
are you bent?

>>211996485
Tranny tier hips

wonder if Starmer will Blair it up and also drop a bomb or two on Iran

>>211996978
Israel commands it

england is my city

>>211996942
dirty little runt you

>>211996915
watch anime do you

>>211996804
more like the jews

>>211996940
Sargon still makes Youtube videos, he's become increasingly pro-White.
Venti still gets posted.

>>211997055
paid £3000 (£4000 with inflation) and only got a hug

Want to go back to Greece tbqh

Spiritually, I am Greek.

>>211997055
No not really. Seen a couple that were alright.

>>211997088
>e's become increasingly pro-White
So he's adopted Jewish politics

Sir Jew Marrier
Sir Jew Convert
Sir Jew Lover

>>211997088
>Sargon
thought that nigga was dead for like 3000 years

>>211997093
Then why don't you?

>>211997093
twig of a bloke in the red top and shorts

Queer Starmer has now said that Iran is the one who left negotiations

Lmao

>>211997114
No, Aryan politics. Jews aim to destroy the White race.

the average nominal income, as it were

>Liam Polhill, 19, of Shelley Road, Worthing, was made subject to an interim sexual risk order for 186 days.

>During this time he must live alone unless police approve otherwise, allow officers to inspect his home and devices between 8am and 8pm, re-register his address, email and phone every twelve months (or within three days of any change), disclose any new romantic or sexual relationship within three days, and give police a full, continuously updated list of every internet-enabled device and SIM he uses.

>He is barred from any contact with children under 18, from work or activities that put him in supervisory contact with minors, and from being in the company of any lone adult unless that person knows about the order and police are informed.

>He may not approach women he doesn’t know, must leave if anyone indicates they don’t want his company, and can use internet-capable devices or social-media platforms only with prior police approval, monitored software installed, browsing history intact, and in his own identity.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25252783.dock-recent-cases-brighton-magistrates-court/

>>211997166
>Poortugal

>>211997146
Uh no thanks I'm not white and never will be
You'll never make me into a white man

>>211997186
>He may not approach women he doesn’t know, must leave if anyone indicates they don’t want his company
Do this myself voluntarily

Notice how yanks always complain about Black crime but when they commit crimes it's based and when other people follow the law it's cringe.
Fucking hypocrites.

>>211997186
It's paywalled

>>211997166
mental how i earn more than all of them for doing nothing

>>211997186
being 19 and already a pedophile is insane

>>211997223
So bypass it you mug

>>211997093
would like to visit greece but heard its dirty and smelly and a bit run down

>so boss boss what will it be?
>chicken sheesh in naan with chips and a drink mate
>10 pound please boss
>*twerks in the kebab shop*

>>211997251
Harlotry is the natural state of woman.

>>211997229
this proves that you earn less

>>211997251
phwoaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
i would have a child with her only to drop it off at a danish orphanage later

You lads have any idea what would be a good idea for a second date? We already went out for coffee which went well and she did say she'd like to see me again but now I don't have a fucking clue how to follow it up, was thinking of messaging her and saying I like to cook and I'd love to cook her a meal at my flat but not sure if that's being too pushy. Any shaggers in at the moment that can help me out?

>>211997240
like northern england but sunny?

>>211997285
Cooking for her at yours is definitely the way to go.

Shows you can cook, shows you have a normal gaff, invites her over in a non-threatening way, paves the way for the obvious shag.

>>211997263
Stop noticing penis-goy

>>211997285
>Same place? Or do you want to go for lunch/dinner?
Something like that.
I think cooking on the second date might be a bit soon, but then again it might impress her.

Eindelijk regon!

>>211997285
Have her do your makeup

lads how do i clean all the gamer gunk out of my chair upholstery should i use the iron?

>>211997285
tell her you'll be posting tonight on /brit/ on the big tv and she's welcome to come and watch

>>211997419
this but for my knob x

>>211997419
Get on your knees and start sucking

>>211997240
Not really

>>211997240
so just like the UK then

>>211997285
eating on dates puts women off set

>>211996126 (OP)
I wish all that was on my face.
>>211996178
You're one pathetic nigga

feeding women ozempic

LGBTQ = PAEDO

>>211997379
she'd get it
what's her name?

>>211996672
Based.
>>211996674
Wtf that's what I wanted to type

>>211997567
stop the slander, prospective gf is bi

Don't know what to do with my hair. What's an acceptable hairstyle for a fella in his early 30's these days? Am I too old to keep getting a skinfade with an inch or two off the top every few months?

going for a luncheon with fatherbergovitz later on

>>211997285
Go to the pub, get 5-6 pints down you both, go home and have a shag. Simple as.

>>211996675
Only if I know the girl wants me to rape her. So basically no since it'd be just a rapeplay.

went back to sleep twice

>>211997596
pompadour

why do they single out the uk for knife laws?

>>211996886
>it's a lot muggier in the UK
Especially in london Wahey

poo FUCKING wanking

>>211997619
Americans are dumb and think knives and guns are illegal here. Just leave them to it

>>211997596
buzzcut

>>211997445
>10000 tourists unloaded onto tiny greek islands
Fun

Hate how I've got such a large arse. Rest of me is trim but I've got a plump arse which you can see from the front

>>211997651
Gun ownership is heavily regulated, and neither guns or knives are allowed to be carried in public.

>>211997656
>10000 tourists unloaded onto tiny greek
corrr

>>211997596
Pompadour

>>211997662
corrr lets have a look

I’ve been into the BNWO and this fetish for awhile now, more then a few years. And while it ebbs and flows it seems like things are slowing down a bit?

Maybe it’s just in my own head, maybe it’s become so mainstream our niche communities are no longer as active but I’m just curious what everyone else’s experiences have been like?

Maybe everyone has moved onto other fetishes like feminization or the love of gooning their minds away and submitting to become more pornosexual then they are into this specific fetish anymore… I’m not sure, any ideas or spaces to help find more community are always welcome too

got the miffed brit reviewer on

>>211997674
Help help ive been misquoted

>>211997669
>heavily regulated
It's not though is it. Anybody who hunts or owns a farm or wants to go shooting can get a licence.
>neither guns or knives are allowed to be carried in public
You can absolutely carry knives in public you spacker. They even have legislation to tell you which knives you can carry in public with no reason

>>211997662
pics x

>>211997662
ol mate with an arse so big you can see the entire surface area from any side due to gravitational lensing

>>211997662
ktim
Was laying naked in bed yesterday because of the heat and my arse was spilling to the sides inbetween my normal sized waist and thighs.

rorke pulling up with the strap

won fuck all on ascot

>>211997747
scrombulating

>>211997711
>It's not though is it.
Yes it is.
>You can absolutely carry knives in public
No blades over 3 inches, no locking blades.

Also it's illegal to carry anything for self defence.

>>211997747
screaming at how round it is

>>211997702
Kys

might hoover the stairs

it sunday

>>211997791
Need it to be solid wood so you can beat people with it as the reload time is 3mins

>>211997619
thats probably in xinjiang i doubt thats for the whole of china

>>211997790
>Yes it is.
Takes 5 minutes to fill out a form online. We don't all live in London lad
>No blades over 3 inches, no locking blades.
Yes, EDC knives. You can carry other knives, it's just if for whatever reason the police arrest or search you and you have one you have to have a reasonable excuse for having it with you.

>>211997662
saw a lad walking with a big arse yesterday, looked like daffy duck

>>211997860
i mean live life how you want but i dont get the mindset of thinking "yeah i wanna be a greasy fat nigga"

>>211997702
Look up Abbie Sykes on X

Went for a bike ride on my road bike

bowling ball up the arse

rubbing the jock itch cream onto my jock itch groin

this is what getting robbed in the uk looks like

mums caught me eating grout again

>>211997875
COORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>211997945
PFWOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>211997951
COOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Need hobbies other than drinking

Mad how I just clicked a button on my phone while being too hot in bed last night and now a little brown fella is coming to my house to deliver me a fan. Bloody good this technology stuff innit?

New trainers lads what we thinkin?

Russia is blaming the UK on the Iran bombing

>>211998005
Kys

>>211998009
state of that barnet

>>211998005
live yourself

>>211998022
They were blaming us for Ukraine too the other month. Don't know what they've got against us

pookraine

>>211998022
you did literally create israel which led us to this situation in the first place

mad how i can pull my nose hairs out with my bare fingers

Get Adolescence shown in schools. Get in on the telly 24/7 on every channel. Replace YouTube ads with full episodes. Have it playing on every billboard in the country

>>211998091
alri chemolad

>>211998047
>Easy target
>Laughing stock
>impotent

>>211998047
They’re trying a divide and conquer thing at the moment. Saw a Russian shill/AI video the other day of some Yank woman saying the British Empire is trying to drag them back into more wars and they need a new revolution to get rid of British influence.

only good nights at my night shift job is sunday nights because that's the only time when i have a manager who isn't a jeet

right who out here giving head today?

Reckon we should build a big wall from Tallinn down to Istanbul and be done with em

SotD Lalique Pour Homme 19 1/2 spays plus an extra squirt down the ol' jappers

>>211998128
>bossed around by a jeet
absolute state of australia

>>211998088
the united kingdom didn't create the state of israel

>>211998129
*raises paw*

If some Russian bastard came in here right now I'd be critical of him
I'm not afraid of them unlike you lot

>>211998159
i know it's a complete perversion of nature itself

Bit mad that Hawaii has half the entire fucking planet to themselves and nobody has stopped to question them.

whats the most exotic nationality you lads have ever fingered?

>>211998160
you are retarded

>>211998193
Why don't we invent a new continent there

>>211998193
Look at their flag mate
Leave them alone

>>211997619
because of ebin internet memes

>>211998193
love how it's like when you're going over the pacific ocean on google maps and hawaii is just there in the middle saying "hi" as you pass by

>>211998193
Polynesians are my favourite genre of wog. Very impressive mariners.

New jobs lads

>>211998193
beautiful place

Might move to Hawaii.

>>211998232
we get a lot of maoris in australia (and new zealand obviously), seems like half of them are the friendliest people you could ever meet and would give you the shirt off their back, and the other half are lazy wankers

>>211998193
>um, Hi

mayo cheese ham sub

>>211998232
>Very impressive mariners.
Are they still though? The hard work's already been done centuries ago for them, they live in paradise

>>211998047
Zelensky started the war because of Johnson...

just found out theres a fandom for the napoleonic wars and all the fujos are drawing napeleon yaoi

>>211998265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25AUCNZKEnY
so brave and powerful

>>211998199
got two knuckles deep into a pygmy once

>>211998276
Shut up you smelly fat yank bastard

Did Somebody Say.. Menulog?

>>211998255
Should be allowed to freely emigrate anywhere that has a Union Jack canton

its raining heavily outside lads

>>211998285
fujo autism is one of the most powerful forces on the planet if not THE most

>>211998282
They've been fighting for over a decade mate. Neither Zelensky nor Johnson were even in power.

>>211998178
Russians
Want to sell fertiliser
NATO
wants to kill every single EuropeN and replace each with an 18-25 year old African

>>211998293
i think the maoris who move to australia are generally less butthurt and harder-working than the ones in nz because they moved here to make something of their lives

got the gay porn on

any fudanshi man in

churr my G

>>211998328
Orthodox.

i don't think i'll ever stop eating my own snot

>>211998303
nice to have a break from that hot sunny weather you brits keep whingeing about eh?

Did the shut-incel suck off Russia?

>>211998337
i like girls love manga

>>211998358
Yeah.

>>211998358
ktim
seems like a nervous habit like biting one's nails

lovely bit of gay porn wanking

>>211998320
Johnson was the one who encouraged zelensky to avoid negotiation because the UK would help him easily defeat Russia

when i do a poo, it's always with dignity

reckon humans will be around a million years from now but we'll have "evolved" into different grotesque bestial species

>>211998371
yeah
back to /comfy/
normoids seething

this next poo is going to be horrific i can already tell

>>211998234
*applies*

>>211998391
Ask?

>>211998358
same, I think its boosted my immune system so much I'm basically invincible to most common illnesses

>>211998387
estrogen can save u sis its not too late x

>>211998415
Haha.

>>211998405
reckon cybernetics aren't far off, we'll probably turn into machines

>>211998358
love digging in the morning and finding nice crusty bits

>>211998405
nordic aliens are australians from 1 million years in the future, east asians are the greys, americans evolved into incomprehensible slug creatures

love when your trackies start to tear at the crotch area so you have a convenient little japseye fingering hatch

>>211996126 (OP)
I LICK EVERYTHING

I'm a fundashi (male fujo)

>>211998439
im not like that
drawing an ongezellig incest futa doujin right now

>>211998471
O_o are u a uke or a seme

>>211998446
How?

Wondering what to write in C++

thinking about all the sweaty female arses about today

>>211998486
There??

>>211998483
you better post this when its done or ill fucking hunt you down

>>211998232
>Very impressive mariners
The Pacific is called that for a reason. Nothing on spanish Portuguese dutch and english

doing a listen

Australians are freaks

>>211998484
None I just read BL

turned the gay porn off

>>211998504
It was not a question.

>>211998531
a clue maimed

reminder that the girls and the gays run /brit/ xx

we live on an island but nobody really ever mentions that fact, do they

the inside of my pants currently has the same climate as a tropical jungle

>>211998599
dubs confirms

Need to eat out Emma Watson’s puckered cornhole.

The Chinamen are blaming us as well now

>>211998599
they should make a vocaroo site but for smells

>>211998594
I actually forget about this fact quite frequently

>>211998486
try hacking the entire internet

>>211996178
You gave me the ick and I'm not even her.

>>211996672
think I saw his brother in Men in Black

>>211998616
"chinaman" isn't the preferred nomenclature

>>211998594
an island you can take a train to, what a disgrace

>>211998594
everyone lives on an island technically mate

>>211998653
*whacks you on the back of the head with a frying pan*

>>211998670
>>211998670
>>211998670

>>211998594
The UK is too big to be an Island

Odd saying that the UK and Hawaii are the same

Like saying a spear is a knife

>>211998531
Sorry.

>>211998644
>There's this.. thing in it..

>>211998033
cruising down the street in my 64