Hawaii edition

poo lol

poo for tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikBlj9tf4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikBlj9tf4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikBlj9tf4Y
wanking to charli

>>211998670 (OP)
hawaii so kawaii >.<

just seen an australian kill someone with a frying pan

>>211998675
*ducks and kung fu kicks your cock and balls sending you flying*

>>211998689
I don't see it.

>>211998698
wogism

>poo

Emma Watson’s poo is tasty.

*does a little dance*
it sunday lads haha toil freaks back to office tomorrow hahahahah

mi cyan stand dis bumbaclart clownworld mi gwan tek mi own life

>>211998713
Low rizz.

He's right behind me isn't he

*hangs myself in the corner of the thread*

Hawaiian paradise...

>POO SEAL

>>211998725
Bet the fat old boomers will still be milling about all over

>>211998729
Move.

where are we all linking in Iran then boys? /brit/ meetup in Tehran?

>>211998743
*blindfolds myself and swings a cricket bat at you like a pinata*

Iran has raised another flag of revenge...

>>211998670 (OP)
the battle of scrannenberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCem9EZb-YA

Fell for it again award!

>>211998772
Heart.

>CTRL F “poo”
>5 results
Fuck sake lads we’re less than 30 posts in.

might start smoking crack

>>211998793
even my boomer MAGA dad is getting fed up with him now

>/brit/ meetup

carving a tubgirl marble fountain

Tao Lin is an American writer and visual artist who lives in rural Hawaii with his neurodivergent cat and feral rooster.

>>211998835
He is dead.

>>211998806
1) Jackie Chan
2) Never heard of it
3) Either 1 or like 50
4) Elton John
5) Yer ma' was born
6) Mo Farah

>>211998830
*goes for it*

>>211998850
my cats not retarded but he is gay

beans on toast, coast to coast

>>211998850
why hasnt he eaten the cat yet

>>211998806
think there's 32 boroughs of London and Magellan didn't fully get around the world personally, but it was his expedition

>>>/gif/29020139

>>211998830
Some nice looking lasses there x

After the USA has effectively told us and the rest of Europe to fuck off and fend for ourselves, following them into another war would be the most cucked thing imaginable.

Name five sexy Asian women

the ferdiscrand magellan

>>211998806
1. Sir Jesse of Lingard MBE
2. A one night stand
3. Met Police, the Allah Islam, the Paki shop Alliance, LGBTQ Front, London YouTube Station, Nandos
4. Bez
5. The London Olympics
6. Sir Mr. Jamal Watkins-Oliseh

>>211998793
Russia is saying we started this war so Trump's blameless according to the frogposters of /brit/

hitomi tanaka lubed up nursing handjob

UK is such a nasty cucked war-mongering nation

>>211998806
presumably whoever wrote this is trying to do a "British people don't even know their own history" kind of thing but all of those questions are deliberately obscure and arguably irrelevant

These Buldak spicy noodles are kicking my arse a bit desu lads. Not looking forward to my bedtime poo later

>>211998954
legendary booba but I always thought her face was a bit mongified

Keeping an eye on the Iran situation lads. All good so far.

>>211998973
think i tried those
yea they're a bit hot but don't recall suffering after

>>211998921
Reckon it's because half of ukraine wanted to be russian and half wanted to be european so they had a big scrap in Donbas in 2014. Now they're trying to blame us for some reason

>>211999007
>An incident occurred today in one of Tel Aviv's emergency bunkers when an Indian national sprayed pepper spray inside a safe bunker area during a confrontation with another man. Several people suffered breathing issues because of the event.

>>211999000

The guy who runs Tattle.life has been exposed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y7j512ln7o

>>211998970
probably good so it can learn not to cry for attention

>>211999007
Thanks mate. Doing God's work so you are

>>211999007

whats the legality of flipping on a vpn, having a wankeroo, then flipping if off whenever this porn ID situation comes in?

>>211999043
Only histrionic women care about this

>>211999040

any RUC man in?

>>211999040
haha

sorting iran out

33rd President of the United States, Harry S. Pooman

>>211999063
no, using a vpn is not illegal

>>211998670 (OP)
The three cheese sandwiches from Tesco are nice

>>211999063
Criminal offence punishable by up to 15 years in prison according to the legislation. That’s if you get caught though.

>>211999079
think im with AA actually

>>211999063
the government would absolutely love to ban VPNs if they could but the reality is they can do fuck all about it

where will it end?

Oil prices going up
Buy it while you can at this price or put up with creaky hinges

>>211999131
lmao between this and the 50k i owe in taxes i am broke despite being in the top 5% of salaries in the uk

>>211999131
dont even bother looking at it me. gets written off in 23 years anyway

>>211999131
me? scottish so got my degree for freeeeee

>>211999000
>>211999040
AI slop

Sir Ali Khamenei

>>211999055
What flavour of Asian is this and what is their immigration policy?

>>211999156
boo hoo nigga

>>211999166
she give good rimjbos you can tell

no toil tomorrow, have to go to gymtoil instead otherwise i'll doubtless turn to drink

poo prices gone down after a chicken dinner
call that pooply and demand

sir porn banner

>>211999187
sybau

>>211999166
id sound like an autistic incel if i gave my honest thoughts on this bint

>>211999159
do they really?

>>211999179
They won't be letting jobless incels like you in

austin powers impersonator just shagged my arse baby

would you live here if you got to nosh her clunge every day?

>>211999063
It's not illegal to use a VPN and it's not illegal to look at porn so what do you think. The age verification laws apply to pornography providers

>>211998725
Jokes on you m8, I'm at work right now

>>211999223
holy cheboli

>>211999220

>>211999166
What’s with the type on the right side of her chest?

>>211999218

>>211999218
Yep
But it comes with the downside of employers treating degrees from even the best Scotch universities as basically worthless. Shows a lack of personal sacrifice
The amount of Scotch CVs I pop directly into the shredder looool

>>211999250
think she's just had her boobs enhanced

>>211999252
>Universities in Scotland are free
Ah, I see

>>211999232
Where's her bed? And the hallway looks spooky

in my evil laboratory researching ways to have sex with my own arse

>>211999223
looks like mum when she was young
corrr

>>211999232
That seems really rundown for a commieblock, don’t those buildings have councils whoch manage them?

garlic and herb from dominos is peng

If you had to take out loans to go to uni you probably shouldn't have gone in the first place
Far too many poors with degrees now

stunning work from the producers of madri tbf
it is ubiquitous. absolutely everyone is drinking madri. it is the diet coke of lagers this summer
>ackshually its not even brewed in spa-
shut the fFUCK up who cares lol? certainly not deano and the lads
cheers

>>211999232
i live there and yes

>>211999291
>>211999223
AAHHHHHH

ENOUGH woth THE TATTOOOOOOS

>>211999252
>>211999280

Lowland Scots are some of the most DEPRAVED people on Earth

>>211999316
Who are you talking to?

>>211999342
I can confirm this

>>211999316
Lagers are for people that don't actually like beer but just want to fit in with all the other adults drinking.

the scottish are barely human

>>211999338
Scotland rekt England

the kneecap and palestine action cases make it very clear starmer's labour are attempting to go even further than the tories' attempts to criminalise protest, aggressively and arbitrarily redefining various speech and non violent political actions as acts of terrorism

poolestine

Sir Clear Starmer

BRUTAL mogging here lads

I like Scotland, been there 3 times and every time I had fun. The people are friendly too.

>>211999396
Der Germane.

fucked my finances, slave to the credit card now

>>211999348
You
what kind of stupid fucking question is that mate eh? give your head a wobble
cheers

>>211999410
where did you go?

>>211999405
no ones fucking reading any of this you boring bastard

>>211999422
Slap you too.

Never had a credit card in my life. My phone is still on pay as you go too

>>211999410
Good lad

pay as you poo

>>211999440
Enter.

>scottish air traffic controlman

poo as you go

poo as you poo

The SNP now also blaming the UK for the Iran strike

poo as you poo

going to the bar can I get you guys anything?

>>211999496
gay porn

>An Iranian whose refugee claim was turned down in Canada because he was convicted in England 16 years ago of a serious assault that left one person dead and another two injured will get another shot at arguing he should be allowed to stay here because his bisexuality, Kurdish ethnicity, conversion from Islam to Christianity and identity as a Westerner would all put him at risk back home.

poo in monthly installments

>>211999496
order of fish n chips please

>>211999496
15 cans of stella

Might have a ciggy

pooday loans

just had some water there x

>>211999510
don't let that nigga xerxes in

>>211999447
I never got the point of credit cards, they’re always more expensive in the long run than debit cards, else banks wouldn’t hand them out.

Lips have gone all orange from those spicy noodles. Look like I've been sucking off David Dickinson.

>>211999447
ktim plus I don't have a smartphone

>>211999510
the guy is going for all the boxes

>>211999433
Went to see the Mary Chain in Glasgow in 2014 and also went to Edinburgh then, some years earlier I made a road trip from Dumfries to Fort William and a couple of years ago went hiking on the Isle of Skye for a week

love England too desu

just bought some magnets

get in lads

/brit/ regiment with sergeant mousenonce

just got loads of duckweed out of the pond

Mummykins only bought the strawberry cornetto, I WANTED CHOCOLATE

>>211999570
careful with those

wanking on all threes

>>211999530
Are you really in Ethiopia? What’s it like there?

>>211999591
He's just some thread personality mong on a vpn

>>211999591
It's spainnonce. Please do not interact with him.

>>211999587
Fitness.

fuck knows what da's got on his radio it's some yank going on about the us attacking eye-ran

the pooyatollah

>>211999584
women knew how to follow simple instructions back when you could beat them
now they're taking the piss

>>211999624
Knee.

get the fucking twinks raped

ChatGPT is so leftypol orientated. All it does is harp on about therapy and CBD like some anti-Trump stoner twat. May as well be talking to fucking reddit

>>211999510
>Lotfi “entered Canada in November 2022 on a fraudulently obtained passport and made a claim for refugee protection,” said the decision.
>The judge granted Lotfi’s application for a judicial review.
>At some point his family “stopped paying tuition fees for this school, and he was subsequently placed in a Christian orphanage where he lived until he turned 18,” said the decision.
>Lotfi “also explained how he explored his sexual orientation while in the orphanage, though this was not easy to do. At 20, the applicant learned that his father had committed suicide. This led to a period of serious drug addiction, and in 2007 (he) was removed to Iran.”

>>211999555

>>211999553
The point is that you're supposed to use credit cards like a debit card and pay off the balance in full every month. That way, you prove to the banks that you're not an irresponsible spastic who spends money he doesn't have.

might pretend to have dissociative identity disorder for attention

massive poo penetrator bombs

>NOOO LEAVE THE HECKIN' LITTLE ISLAMIC TERRORIST DICTATORSHIP ALONE!!!

Woke right on suicide watch. Total NATO supremacy

>>211999580
what good is 10 grand when you

bye Yank bros, you're going to Iran after they shoot a missile near one of your middle eastern bases tonight.

makes you think doesnt it lads

>>211999688
All there.

>>211999687

>>211999580
they'll do anything but develop a country worth fighting for

what would happen if you took the two repelling sides of a magnet and forced them together with some sort of tool

really angry because I saw loads of Nigerians in Tesco

>an irresponsible spastic who spends money he doesn't have.
ktim

Was Biggus Dickus really that funny?

>>211999721
they would touch as the force used to push them together is stronger than the repelling magnetic force

>>211999721
They would touch if the tool was stronger than the magnets force. You can do this yourself with your hands.

>>211999687
don't care who wins as long as israel loses

>>211999654
How about finding a real life friend instead of talking to ChatGPT and boring 4chan & Reddit

>>211999754
monty python in entirety is not remotely funny

>>211999721
makes chlorine gas

>>211999770
The Great.

>>211999770
Oh heavens forbid we bore the sacred 4chan and especially Reddit

Stupid twat

>>211999759
>>211999762
what if you put a smaller magnet between the two larger repelling magnets

>>211999721
universe would implode

Iran can't do shit
The Happening isn't happening

>>211999743
I've noticed supermarkets always have black security guards. I reckon it's so when they inevitably catch fellow blacks stealing they can't be called racist

>don't care who wins as long as israel loses

>>211999822
youre defending israel on fucking 4chan of all places mate you are a retarded faggot loser

blah blah iran israel
who gives a fuck

>>211999799
same result

>>211999816
Obviously
It's why most bouncers are black too

um

>>211999840
At least I'm getting paid to be here unlike you

>>211999847
Tell me when I mess up.

>>211999847
err

big get soon

can’t take anyone who doesn’t support Israel seriously

if someone built a large enough magnet on top of the north or south pole could it fling earth out of orbit

>>211999865
>a-at least!
thoroughly mindraped

>>211999896
yea

>>211999888
Grow up

>>211999816
There was a time when people were mimicking Ali G and saying "is it coz I is black?" Whenever they got accused of something. They probably got sick of that so they hired black security guards instead.

Bongbros, what the fuck happens here? Is it comfy to live there?

donkey kong kill screen coming up

I am...inevitable

i speak for all of us when i say that if israel demands our blood they can have it

>>211999923
Come on, England!

>>212000000
Poo

>>211999913
>twatt

>>211999941
https://voca.ro/15zC9Bn1kFX5

>>211999913
i saw it on TV a while ago and it was just retired boomers who wanted a quiet life. Looks comfy but i get the impression that doing anything is very difficult. Like getting your shopping is a whole ordeal and there's very little to do

>>211999954
>50+ posts out
embarrassing

>>211999913
>Population in 1861: 31,670
>Population in 2022: 23,020

Screaming a poo

>>211999999
>>212000000

poo

raping my arse with a poo

>>211999909
>>211999999

poo willy bum

Might move to China.

>>211998830
boy british women sure are built different than the other anglo women.

wanking the proverbial poo

black men

>>212000000

>>211998670 (OP)
Did you know there is a street in downtown Honolulu called Beretania?
This is because Hawaii's first King (KAMEHAMEHA) loved Britain so much that he even adopted its flag

we lost

>>211999981
Leave me alone

When was the last time /brit/ got a GET? You would think the most active general on 4chan would be able to do better.

>>211999998
>>212000001

things be happening

waited the whole day for someone to post a source on gif, found it myself, posted it and then some fag posted it again. what for? I've already posted a link

Why’s he using an Aussie VPN now then?

>>211999983
Imagine the house prices

>>211999662
Banks don’t make money if you do that, banks want you to be slightly late in your payments, so they can charge you interest and late fees, but they don’t want you never paying because then they take the loss. Some banks even charge you early payment fees because you didn’t let them charge you enough interests. The banking system is such a scam

>>212000080
>active general on 4chan
kek

also
quality > quantity

Israel's total supremacy has completely buckbroken the minds of chuds, muzzies and commies. Truly awe-inspiring levels of inconsolable, gibbering rage

>>212000090
would want to kill myself if i had to live like you

>>212000092
That's it lads, I'm moving to Shetland
My comfy home office job will get 10x comfier

>>212000135
When you get an advance on your UC payment

>>212000135
>maximum height 1.7m
story of rorkes life

>>211999166
name?

Can someone please explain why Iran are being bombed? I thought they had agreed to curb their nuclear program years ago until trump tore it up like a child, and now we're bombing them and asking them to come back to the negotiating table that they were already at until we bombed them

there’s only so long a man can go on spending every day he isn’t toiling driving about aimlessly and eating meal deals in supermarket car parks

>>212000112
You do realize their religion teaches that you're just subhuman cattle, right?

>>212000150
Forgot pic
>closest neighbor like 400 meters away

>>212000164
bildred

>>212000097
Banks also make money from mortgages, and they're happy to give out mortgages to people that they know will pay them back. So they profit from both types of credit card users in the long run.

Also businesses use credit cards because their cash flow might mean they need to make purchases before their next batch of payments come through.

>>211998698
can't be doing that

>>212000196
Jesus more pain for...

>>212000135
Why is he showing off £520? Is he dropping it off to the Lamborghini dealership for this month's PCP payment?

>>212000194
There's probably still feral wogs aimlessly roaming around

>>212000177
you thought wrong

ordering zinc pills and sunflower lecithin and l-arginine and pygeum for no reason in particular

whats the point of having super fast cars?

people can just throw a rock at your windshield or something and now you have to pay £5000 to get it replaced

>>212000177
>we
airstrip one

>>212000232
So they didn't agree to curb their nuke program and didn't also sign proliferation treaties unlike Israel?

>whats the point of having super fast cars?

>people can just throw a rock at your windshield or something and now you have to pay £5000 to get it replaced

>>212000135
I despise the SUV trend so much.

>>212000234
zinc is good for big cums

>>212000276
the soy radiation coming from this post just shrank my balls and grew a reddit neckbeard on my face in an instant

>>212000268
https://voca.ro/1nRBJUvdN0Vl

hungover
third wank done

if you had 2 repelling magnets held facing each other with some weights on either side wouldn't the magnetic force in the middle be some sort of infinite energy

>>212000242
Supercars are meant for people who are so rich that a £5000 repair is nothing to them. Their drivers don't drive them fast, they just want to show off.

>>212000223
Bros raging

I remember a gimp who used to post here all the time showing off his drug money

Imagine spending 100k on a sports car only to have to drive 30mph to go to Tesco like everyone else lol

>>212000268
what a reak lmfaoooooo

>>212000329
I'm glad that they're taking a safety first approach and wearing life jackets

>>212000262
bbc news and al jazeera discovered they didn't actually curb anything

>>212000364
But think of all the fanny it'd attract

>>212000325
cooorrrrrrrrrrrrr *jumps suddenly on you and tears you apart like a raging chimpanzee baboon hybrid*

>>212000364
screm

Lamb koftas tonight mmmm yummy

>>212000283
fomyeg

>>212000302
The opposite is true. SUVs are for people who are afraid of driving, and feel like they need a bigger car than everyone else to stay safe on the road.

Or at least that's true in Europe, where we have towns and cities designed for people and not cars. In the USA and Australia, it might not be as much of a problem since your towns are like 12 years old.

>>212000283
so is the other stuff

>>212000367
I was in primary school when bro first started posting this shit looool

>>212000364
The poors are raging

>>212000364
Rich people don't go to tesco, they hire people to do it for them.

>>212000404
are you that perpetually angry autistic lad who's been posting that pullup webm for like 14 years

>>212000397
forren muck

>>212000112
>Israel's total supremacy
and its just the US doing everything for them

hate seeing multi-storey parking lots full of SUVs who take up 1.5 spaces each

>>212000177
Iran was literally in the middle of negotiations with America as Israel started bombing them. Israel just wants to destroy Iran’s regime, Iran’s nuclear programme is just a pretence for that. The overwhelming majority of the American intelligence community agreed that Iran wasn’t trying to build a nuke, but Trump and Netanyahu disagreed.

>>212000351
Just don’t believe you

>>212000454
t. carlet

>>212000437
No.

>>211999822
>>212000112
>>>/o/ven

Grim

>>212000467
yes you are
be quiet

anyone go to church today

tomorrow we lock in
finally

>>212000504
ktim every single day for the past 5 years

>>212000325
reckon it's worth a try

>>212000483
gerrys at home? i should bloody well hope not!!

>>212000496
except for a couple of school trips in primary school I have never been inside a church

Big lol at the US just bombing a mountain and failing

>>212000483
this could literally be any English high street

>>212000325
*bombs you*

>>212000325
>Physicists HATE him

magnet experiment being conducted in cheadle

>>212000325
No because the magnetic force of each magnet is still finite.

IRAN MISSILES OVER POOWONG

/brit/ stands with Israel
anyone posting anything anti US or Israel is either spaki or rasheed

>>212000637
>>212000637
>>212000637
alri lads couldn't help but notice the postcount getting a bit hairy

hold on five minutes im making the new