Thread 212000637

the new as it were edition

willy poo bum

>>212000637 (OP)
The things i'd do to umposter's arse x

>>212000483
me on the traffic light

>>212000513
Me too but tomorrow I’m serious about it I’m gonna lock in

doesn't a railgun have something to do with magnets

>>212000686
no x

gum hurts

>>212000686
Me?

Iran is an Aryan state fighting against the Tel Aviv-Washington-London network of internationalist, plutocratic, capitalist jewry as National Socialist Germany did in 1939.

If you don't support Iran, you are JEWISH

Love London
Love Mass Migration
Love Therapy
Love CBD

wonder where he is now

>>212000751
why did he do it

>>212000805
Yes I did.

>>212000430
You mean the tesco delivery man? gimp

lodestone

No Sir Keir I will not give you my ID to watch pornography

3ch.uk

>>211993527
which sperg made this thread you make us sound like a bunch of seething mongs

The fuck is the deal with this Egyptian cunt? It's here all hours of the day. Another Mousenonce schizo thing?

>>212000876
Yeah it's Tobes

>>212000876
The mods won't do anything about it, they don't care

>>212000876
it's a bot

looking at the /brit/ iceberg chart and feeling a shiver go down my spine

How am I supposed to trust a man with funko pops

*reports a bot for spamming / flooding, because they're spamming / flooding the threads*
*nothing happens*

>>212000857
that post is fine but i think your post is a problem. don't be so insecure when using my flag.

listening to old radio shows, it's sort of sad hearing what the host sounds like now in comparison (heavily medicated i presume)

Laura Kuennsberg is such a cunt.

if you have to do a trigger warning that you're going to say the n word is it called a nigger warning?

>>212000000
yh

>>212000941
thought they already did have nukes

>>212001006
coonsberg

>>212001006
Magic Johnson.

>>212000941
what is the purpose behind funko pops, are they just dolls or some shite

>>212001054
they're collectibles

some people congregating on my (shared) driveway

>>212000805
curiosity innit

>>212001016
BOOOOOO *pelts you with tomatoes*

>>212001054
soy replacement for booze because reddit and the left tells them drinking bad

>>212001111
yeah?

>>212001099
I want this one.

gfberg went out last night but has spent all morning crying in the shower. Not sure how long I should wait before I go check on her

>>212001081
are they blacks?

Vulgar Display Of Poo

>>212001137
Ignoring it. This is fucking obvious you whores?

>>212001146
no

I don't think I'll spend money on landscaping the garden of my newly purchased first home yet, I think I'll instead work on decorating the bedroom first

ah yes the so called ‘religion of peace’ at it again I see

The zesty Malaysian

>>212001166
Greece this one.

>>212001160
ah, pakis, of course

>>212001166
bangers and mash

>>212001166
Shepherd's Pie is crap

>>212001166
Shepherds pie is nasty muck. Won't be seeing that in my newly purchased first home any time soon

>>212001169
that guy isnt me

>>212001182
no

>>212001137
get her fanny shagged

>>212001199
Fuck.

ktim

sensually spreading the two patties of a double quarter pounder like a glistening wet pussy

shitting in my hands and making a mud pack

>>212001236
don't believe in dinosaurs
stupidness for children's what it is

>>212001166
shepherds pie, it's somehow even more bland than fish and chips

if you're reading this in court you're gay

just found some lad's gay card they had dropped on the floor

>>212001256
have you ever pooed on a hill and let the wind dry the remaining poo on your ringpiece? you should give it a try sometime

WAKING UP FROM BAD DREAMS AND SMOKING CIGARETTES
CUDDLING A WARM GIRL AND SMELLING STALE PERFUME
A HOT SUMMER'S DAY AND STICKY BLACK TARMAC
FEEDING DUCKS IN THE PARK AND WISHING YOU WERE FAR AWAY

>>212001227
corr corr
corr yuck
corr corr

why is there never any down syndrome porn

on all levels but physical, i am human shit

>>212001319
that's mine lad ta

>>212001166
shepherd's pie

lost my gay card

mad how much happier the moon is than the sun

+++ BREAKING +++ BREAKING +++

TO ALL THE WORLD,
A MESSAGE:
ENGLAND LIVES
AND MARCHES ON

competetive raping

>>212001354
have you looked in your anal?

>>212001323
might go on devil's dyke and do this

stepped outside and it was if the devil was breathing on me
it's only 8 in the morning

will we ever see a funny euro flag post? im starting to lose hope tbqh

operation midnight hammer

>>212001421
Sage.

>>212001394
i post funnies all the time

sometimes in life we have to step off cliffs

>>212001442
Sure.

might have another coffe

>>212001472
same

>>212001472
might do the same

might have a nap

>>212001472
only have one otherwise i feel wired

>>212001472
>>212001516
>>212001521
>might
fence sitters

le sexytime *fap fap fap fap*

>>212001538
>might makes right
>no! not like that!

vape's run out so i'm nicking one of mum's ciggies

>>212001538
uhh fuck off i didn't say might

>>212001563
no servos nearby?

want to go on the antiques road show and willingly buy loads of overpriced crap and then sell my story to the Sun and accuse the programme of racist exploitation

plane = my ass
bomb = my poo

not changed my toothbrush head in a while

>VPN: On
>Clothes: Off
>CP: Loading

um

>>212001630
British pen.

more like montepedo

screaming at the top of my gay porn lungs

>>212001597
so i can get shafted by this country's tobacco excises? no thanks

plato said the unexamined life is not worth living

browsing the r/breastenvy

why do random JF flags always come in here and post the most deranged shit?

>>212001690
it's 190

pooing in agony

>>212001625
>>212001638
>>212001648
>>212001659
>>212001673
>>212001690
the jf the bonuses

>coming out of my shell more, working really hard on reducing social anxiety and becoming less of a sperg
>start making jokes at work, feel like i'm becoming more of an extraverted normie
>find out at work everyone calls me david brent behind my back

there's just no winning. back to rotting in my putrid incel cave alone

>>212001690
Undercover Ofcom agents looking to shut us down

>>212001756
david bent more like

>>212001756
aww i'm sure its not everyone x

at least britain is never boring

>>212001815
need midwest fanny

ahem, ofcom, here's his posts
>>211988694
>>211988755
>>211988653
>>211988472

Too depressed to even watch films or play games, read books etc

>>212001875
Ok.

>>212001863
I know who that is

>>212001896
You getting wide mate?

>>212001875
ktim for the past 5 years or so
ever think about why that is? i can only bring myself to enjoy things if i'm drunk or high

>>212001756
maybe shave the goatee and lose some weight then

>>212001998
reckon it might be the heroin?

dead thread

>>212001875
>>212001998
ktima
i still read books but at a slower pace
25 now but since 21 barely watched any films wheereas i used to watch daily kino

unironically think the vaccine did me in, in some way

>>212002056
we're in the garden

>>212002061
yes im sure its the vaccine thats lowered your IQ rorke

>>212002052
i was like this long before i tried heroin my friend

the vaccine made me cum

Been 4 hours since I threw my vape in the bin. Starting to sweat and twitch and my eyes hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RUlnHmGoM
Doing a watch

>>212002144
go on lad, one more puff couldn't hurt

>>212002144
fire hazard

lobotomy is safe and effective

>>212002144
im on day 3 and contemplated buying something this morning
holding strong though

might watch a John Ford John Wayne kino later. Thinking Rio Grande

>>212002144
You know you'll be fishing it out later. If you really wanted rid of it you'd have put it in your sink

For me it's the Ohto GS01.

>>212002144
immune to alcohol and nicotine addiction me

28 years was really weird

>>212002144
>>212002193
weak willed

off out to the bollock shop anybody want owt

>>212002242
a grow-your-own-at-home bollock kit would be nice, thanks

>>212002202
john wayne was a fag

>the Iranians were completely unaware that there were B2 bombers in their airspace
>their defense systems did not pick them up at all and no jets were scrambled
Those fuckers really are stealthy, and they’re capable of carry numerous big boy nukes too.

john wayne slug

>>212002264
literally called stealth bombers

Problem with me is once I'm comfortable I will not move my fat arse

>>212002264
thought Israel blew up all of irans jets the other day

B2 bummers

is that you john wayne? is this me?

>>212002223
>Twenty-eight days later, while evading a group of infected on the mainland, Spike is rescued by a gang who style themselves after Jimmy Savile, whose leader Sir Jimmy wears the crucifix his father gave him during the initial outbreak.
wtf

>>212002264
actually they knew beforehand of the attack and moved the material to avoid a leak

>>212002307
based fat arse lad

couldnt avoid the leak after the spicy kebab last night aha

He was greater than Great Britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6luQ8ZTnXI8

>>212002331
They flip and spin around and shit as well. Took me too long to clock on and thought it was a coincidence and they were meant to be pikeys at first.
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1750561077809257.mp4

sir jimmy crystal

>>212000751
hopefully dead in a ditch somewhere
mad that he didn't feel guilty at all
a true sex pest

>>212002332
They moved the material months ago.

>>212002364
Wish politicians still had that level of articulateness

>>212002364
>>212002420
mosley was a larp that even hitler cringed at

>>212002370
reminds me of power rangers

>>212002434
Well he gave it a go

>>212002440
>Yellow Jimmy is Chinese
>Black Jimmy is Bill Cosby

>>212002331
jesus christ

There are only two counties where interracial marriage is illegal: Israel and North Korea
Yet nobody does more to promote interracial relationships than Jews

>>212002370
Bollywood tier editing

well then, these are the odds

>>212002223
genuinely the worst film I’ve ever seen at the cinema. It HAS to be getting paid reviews on IMDb. Absolutely dire

in your face like a can of mace

just ate a bogey

Reading Oswald Mosley speeches. Glad everyone laughed at this nutter when he was going on about there being 5-7 million immigrants and descendants by the year 2000.

>>212002534
having to move all those polar bears from asia must be hard work

got my pet parrot on a paki fetus diet

where crodie at

>>212002576
Boy you’re a fucking tasteless idiot lol

>>212002534
we really are the lucky country x

>>212002576
Thought the start was leading up to something good. Liked the idea of the community returning to the roots, seemed suspiciously kind to the English for a modern film.
Then just fell apart after the party scene hard. The Swedish guy was boring. Why are the infected suddenly like creatures in a game with different classes.

>>212002619
Imagine how pissed you must be to land that 0.58% only to end up a papuan

It looms over yonder

>>212002644
Any geoguesser man in

gonna get that new darktide class tomorrow
the warhammer judge dredd

It looms large

>>212002644
Ok.

In 28 Days Later, Cillian Murphy's character is paired with a black woman
In real life, Danny Boyle–who is Irish diaspora–is married to a black mulatta nigress

>>212002684
how much longer are you going to live like this?

>>212002669
Derbyshire

are storm clouds magnetic
aren't electricity and magnetism related

can hear catberg scratching up the sofa in the living room

Sven GORAN VPNsson

>>212002714
Just stating facts. What's your problem, Irish boy? Iron messing with your brain?

>>212002737
30 days.

>>212002737
swedish croat name

>>212002738
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

I very rarely come here but when I do I've sometimes heard that name 'Rourke' thrown around, usually an accusation that a certain poster is 'Rourke', anyway, having just found out about this case, is it the same person?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y3gre3y9yo

Australians are descended from Irish criminals and abos

>>212002755
I saw it.

Laying in bed in my underpants drinking a big bottle of yazoo and watching vtubers while wondering why I'm single

>>212002721
don't worry about it kitten x

Out of my dick.

>>212002777
Female hypergamy
Your female equivalent is drowning in cock

>>212002777
Can I suck you off x

basically we're going to Iran by the end of the year

Oh dear, he's got the Bradley's out

>>212002809
Bit gay that mate

>>212002818
No we’re not
Be quiet

Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the Father
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison

You have poured out on your people the spirit of truth
Christe, christe eléison

You are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison
May Almighty God have mercy on us, forgive us our sins and bring us all to everlasting life
Amen

The Belgian dm'd me, says he'll be on later

popping to the Harrogate Asda anybody want owt

How come nobody ever goes on holiday to Mongolia? Never hear anything about it. It's just there chilling

>>212002842
Big packet of cheetos

>>212002852
they wrestling

Whitest school in Kent

>>212002842
no

>>212002875
what a fucking gimp lol

MONGolia lol

nothing but gonk brains here

>>212002875
didn't know this guy was a rorke

born with eight nipples
used a surrogate mum for piglets
going to the pool is always a whole thing

ordered some hungry jacks lads

>>212002891
it does sound pretty based desu
all homogeneous countries have that at least

>>212002909
Awful post. Go be French somewhere else.

Did you know that Jewish schools don't allow non-Jewish children to attend their schools?
Meanwhile, RC and CoE schools are legally obliged to accept children of any faith background (e.g. muslim) or none

>>212002946
pretty sure if you were a jewish negro they would have to let you in

lil aussiebro telliing us for the millionth time Burger King is called Hungry Jacks in his country

Luv me low trust fat slag piggy women feral migrant graffiti stained shitehole

Simple as

Fucking menulog

On the Mongolian street view. Got to be honest lads it looks bloody lovely

>>212002922
good lad
nothing beats the hunger tamers boxes those things always leave me feeling like i've just been fucked real good and hard by a beautiful thick 8 and a half inch cock

>>212002946
Pointing out Jewish double standards is trite at this stage. There is nothing they do that isn't hypocritical.

virtually every post on here is just a bot. what happened? and more importantly why?

But that's complicated.

>>212002994
me on the right

>>212002973
Contrary to what some yanks say about Jewish women and black men, mixed-race Jews seem to be quite rare

>>212002994
scremjeongtong

omw to inaccessible island

>>212002922
thinking about going maccas soon

>>212003038
grow up

>>212002761
fucking scratjfjsiming

Might move to Mongolia

>>212002997
Is Mongolia truly independent or under control of China?

ummm

ER

Pig Beach mentioned

>>212003065
Me when I'm a Jamaican and someone asks me what that building is.

>>212003005
I don't hear people talking about their double standards enough beyond the Gaza conflict

Ok.

>>212003083
haha

i won't say i think central asia is the best place on earth, but i'll say the average central asian probably lives the best life they ever had

head shaped like a tortoise bollocks

Eating fried eggs on toast with Gouda and radishes while I drink coffee from my $1000 mug

>>212003121
Reclaim.

DAMN MONGORIANS

>>212003065
Museum dedicated to a mass rapist

mi cyan stan dis bombaclart chud life

what the fuck is wrong with reddit

>>212003083
screaming

>>212003160
least creepy redditor

https://voca.ro/1kMBslTWSMMI
Grangel

>>212003083
I don't get it

>>212003160
>nonce anime pfp
Someone lock this man up

Stronger and tougher than the milky bar kid me

holy based

Not that.

Radishes are so good

Wow

Have spiders went extinct? Haven't seen one in ages

>>212003208
Thought that was Malaponte fry the thumbnail.

>>212003188
it's a woman, which makes it weirder. they're currently discussing the idea that "it's overtly political to wake up as a woman and not hate yourself"

>>212003222
I will do it again.

>>212003208
Is there ONE paki that hasn't raped a child?

Good news lads you can actually go inside the National Mongolian museum and look around.
Bad news is you can't walk around the Genghis Khan one and we've been calling him Genghis Khan this whole time when his name was apparently "Chinngis Khaan"

>>212003222
theyre all in my bathroom

>>212003208
why are muslims so fruity

>>212003222
Saw one last night. So far the evidence shows that it might be the last spider in existence.

Cut on my shoulder.

>>212003238
When will the oppression olympics end?

The last three sentences of this
This is how everyone should view black people

got myself sad by listening to sad music
like a fucking idiot
https://youtu.be/p_m34cp0rOs?si=_XNlwjjOiqSHbTIK

>>212003278
oh my bad, 'gone'

>>212003282
Could be it.

>>212003222
I saw one the other day on my ceiling

Never seen that kind before

Also saw one in a flower on my walk earlier that was camouflaged perfectly for that specific flower

Nature is amazing

>>212003232
how you making these?

>>212003242
*raises paw*

just had a wank and it's put my step count up by 850. life hack

Never gonna happen. Reached?

me tink me gwaan tek mi own life

>>212003315
I draw them

>>212003282
Heathermong you need sectioned

>>212003339
poo

>>212003282
I wonder how they dispatched of unwanted brown babies? Smashing its skull against a rock perhaps? Throwing it in a river? Feeding it to wild dogs?

>>212003319
*rapes you*

Nigger

>>212003315
bing image ai

Just finished my eggs but have 1.5 radishes left and about a half a cup of coffee

There is more in the carafe just waiting for me

Might put on some music

What's that move?

SUNDAY

>>212003401
Ok.

>>212003417
dirty fat cunt

Ottomans were based, killing their unwanted black bastard slave offspring
Weak Angloids kept them and took care of them

>>212003417
Phwoar

What's the red/orange stuff

>>212003417
its all cold now

>>212003417
Greek move chess.

>>212003462
>>212003462
>>212003462

>>212003437
white man's burden

>>212003457
that's carrot and suede

Ok.

I am blind.