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im a bitter loser

>>212010925 (OP)
I don't want to be a cute Japanese maid, but I get those that do

>>212010976
Me too. Now I'll never change because I found someone who's like me and I no longer see it as a real problem

Is Emoji here ?

esoteric memes edition

>>212011054
where did you get this picture of me

I h*cking love Clairo

>>212011067
one day 4chan will have an AI moderator that automatically range bans people who post sharty content

A pussy has been growing on my abdomen for weeks, it just popped off of my body and fell on the floor. Before I could take a picture of it, some tentacles climbed out of the vaginal canal and functioned as legs, allowing it to crawl away rapidly. I don't think I'll ever see my pussy again

>>212011048
yeah it's a solidarity thing

>>212011101
clairo a whore

>>212011073
huh

>>212011120
you see the light of a beautiful artwork and your first thought is to snuff it out?

>>212011067
please explain this to me

>>212011201
Gaia is controlling foids through their vague instinctive connection with nature/the moon
Idk

>>212011012
I want you to be a cute Japanese maid

>>212011067
How does this weird story you mentioned have soyjak memes

i have a 5080 but no games to play

I would become a cute japanese maid to make you happy (thats what I would say, but deep down it would be to fulfill my twisted autogynephile desires)

>>212011287
I'm still rocking a 2060
I haven't bought a new videogame in years so there's no real reason for me to upgrade

support struggling artists

what if your girlfriend was so obsessed with sucking your penis it was annoying

Rocking intel integrated graphics on my MacBook Pro retina 13 inch early 2015

>>212010925 (OP)
Greatest country btw

>>212011201
the undousable flame of the eternal Terran spirit shall never be overgrown by the vile Affini menace

you're not my therapist

>>212011453
Not a country, jerkop. I know you guys are always threatening to secede but nobody takes that seriously after your enormous power failure flop

>>212011287
>>212011370
Ummnn, your modded Skyrim?

>>212011273
it’s popular with terminally online people, large crossover with the 4chin userbase

>>212011453
That's not a country

suck my dick fingerlets

>>212011506
Somehow I can tell you come from a blue state, a shit one too like Illnois

let me touch your gf

>>212011543
typing is a woman's job

>>212011120
*sharts directly into your mouth*

>>212011411
I'd start wondering how many dicks she sucked before.

>>212011506
>>212011529
We are just part of a federation, not unlike Scotland or Quebec.

>>212011527
Is it really that good? I read reins of the tomb raider and thought it was ok. Thats the only fetish slop I've ever subjected myself to
Reading erotica seems like too much of an intellectual waste to me, at least porn is fast. A book requires sinking hours into being horny.

>>212011287
>>212011370
I have an integrated card, and no games to play. I haven't bought a new release in years.

back from burger king

I just learned there are people who actually can't touch type, it's not just a television meme. They genuinely stare at the keyboard and peck at the keys with just their index fingers.

Bewildering.

>>212011700
more like booger king. WORST fastfood restaurant

thinkin bout starting to go to fnm's again

>>212011663
Smut is for women, because they want the buildup. They like their foreplay to edge them.

>>212011519
i only play games with ray tracing

>>212011747
i only paid $8 thoever

>>212011734
You just learned about Boomers?

>>212011787
If you pay $8 for a pile of shit, does that make it worthwhile?

>>212011752
Speak the truth.

>>212011120
Seethe, the sharty produces more kinos every year than this site has in the past 10.

>>212011764
Erotica is female gooning. I wouldn't mind it, but for some reason women are extremely open about the fact that they goon to erotic novels and will straight up talk about it publicly

>>212011810
it's okayish.

Burger King and McDonald’s are valid restaurants

have a craving for a little mexican today

>>212011777
Skyrim has a ray tracing mod.

>>212011841
Pierce?

>>212011873
no theres not. its not real ray tracing

>>212011822
Real. Even as someone who doesn't like using the sharty, I understand that 4chan is past its time. The rot has set in, from reddit refugees and moderators who always end up inevitable being chosen for being insufferable trannies that cum from enforcing petty rules

>>212011663
HDG started as a short story. There are 11 chapters but each chapter is a self-contained arc. Try the first one and see if you like it. After the 11th chapter it changes and I didn’t read all of it. You’ll see what I mean if you get that far.
https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/

Trace these rays
*shoots rope over your face*

>>212011841
Booktok normalized it. They have their online book club discussions about it, and forget that social media isn't the real world.

What memes has 4chan even created in the past 3 years

>>212011933
All I know is that whenever a girl tells me she reads I end up realizing she just reads erotic fiction. So now whenever a girl tells me she reads I just assume she's telling me she goons

I like anime and hate niggers

>>212011867
For me to poop in.

>>212011871
Mods? Call the FBI.

>>212011968
Florida is BLACK

>>212012022
That's it.

>>212011944
We made the goyslop and thus the current proliferation of the word ‘slop’ in current dialogue

>>212011966
I just open with saying "No one wants to hear about your smut".

i read hentai manga

>>212012088
Redundant. All anime and manga are hentai.

>>212011871
>>212012022
Samefaggot, probably an Indian

Wayne Szalinski

>>212012202
Just you, bro.

The United States and israel are terrorist states and the greatest threats to world peace

I may have been wrong but that doesn't mean you were right

This country's government is run by evil jews

I don't understand why everyone acts like Shakespeare's work is so impressive

denounce Mohammed

Going for a lindywalk in a heatwave to lose some weight

>>212012354
Hell.

even /pol/ is starting to turn against Trump

>>212012342
because people think old english = le sophisticated

>>212012088
stumbled upon a great new(to me) futa artist the other day, I haven't even finished the original book I discovered them with and have gotten two loads out of it

>>212012416
Pathetic

>>212012416
i prefer netorare

Keep my president's name out of your mouth

>>212012400
/pol/ has been against Trump since 2017

>>212012447
You like cuckold porn?

>>212012460
but can your president keep israel's penis out of his mouth?

>>212012477
yeah its hot

>>212012465
/pol/ is against whatever is popular. Even when something racist actually happens, they become anti-racist.

every single person I ever met in real life that was anti-israel or jew was brown without exception

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

My favorite kind of hentai is where the girl is totally broken down through humiliation until she's basically an animal

>>212012557
same

>>212012557
based, very based

>>212012557
I did that to your mom irl

>>212012545
The shah has a 0% chance of coming back
iranians would rather fight to the last man, woman, and child before having that faggot put back on the throne
iran will continue bombing israel
The islamic republic will still be here long after israel is relegated to the dustbin of history

netorare + mind break is great

>>212012557
That’s what porn did to me

Bicycle ride: HWE (Heat Wave Edition)
my butt is going to be so sweaty

>>212012678
>feels like 130

And the mood could be mellow
And the mood could be manic

>>212012849
Origins.

Any good threads on other boards

This is a dream of mine

https://x.com/hnykitea/status/1923422119188210122

I wish I could have been some sort of witch doctor or Oracle in ancient or medieval times, it would have been fun to prophesy things and interpret events as messages from God and stuff.

Uvuvwevwevee

>>212012896
It's fucked up that pretty much every whore online is always saying chudai and wata to attract fucking Indians to view their content. But I guess it's probably pretty likely the Indians are major porn spenders. I imagine most only fans girls that are popular have DMS just fucking full of Indians asking them to poop in a dish and such

If the world was run by women there would be no war

>>212012994
It’s just universal coomer lingo by now

>>212013040
Past.

>>212013051
I've literally never seen anyone else saying except whores on twitter

>>212012342
Because his messages are timeless.

Time to sacrifice to the demon and feed it blood (work and pay taxes)

>>212013040
women are always right
ergo
if two women went to war, men would be the only ones left

Literally nothing wrong with taking food stamps

penis brosssss

>>212013040
Over the past 500 years women rulers have caused more wars than male rulers.

>>212013188
That can be said about a lot of old writing and stories. In fact they're so fucking timeless that it seems modern writers can do almost nothing but reproduce old works with zero creativity or

>>212013317
I don't disagree.

>elf wife
>cyclops wife
>sleeps with his elf wife, cyclops wife, and three harpies
>"oh btw there are 18 more harpies that want to be your wives"
This is just silly. I'm no monogamycuck, but it's just too silly. I understand harpies having few males and being naturally inclined to it, but it's still silly. It's just a silly light minecraft isekai where he bunnyhops around and can craft guns in a swords and sorcery setting, but it's still too silly. I'm genuinely offended. If it were just the elf, cyclops, three harpies, and the couple other girls he's close to, sure, even though I think 3P is perfect and a harem really shouldn't go over 5 or so girls, just from a time management perspective, I could still see a way to tastefully construct a harem of like a dozen. It's silly.

>>212013381
Explain yourself.

meme culture here is so fucking gay
first it was pepes
then it was "rare" pepes
then it was poorly drawn pepe that everyone pretends is a whole new meme called "apu"
then there was the whole vulgar pepe vs wojack thing
and now we're back to regular pepes except they have various objects (usually food) shopped on top of their heads

>>212013381
The post that killed the sharty. 4chan memes are back

>>212012937
>medieval times
*gets burnt at the stake*

>>212013461
R1a.

>>212012994
>>212013051
wtf is chudai and wata ive never heard of that

shirt pockets are underrated

>>212013435
Well the real problem is that mean culture as a whole is really gay. Repeating a joke ad nausem and doing a hundred different micro variations of it has never been cool or interesting in but the internet has never been a place for cooler interesting people. And now it's even worse because fucking normies are doing it constantly, and being a quirky meme lord is just mainstream now

do you trust em

>>212013578
With my life

me and my AI gf

Modern day debate, the YouTube channel, has hit the wall and become an eggless roastie. It no longer wishes to host interesting debates over a diverse range of topics, it no longer has access to quality guests, instead it cycles between atheist versus religious person debates on the existence of God and flat Earth debate with absolute fucking retards and easily trolled redditors from r/atheism. This is because the owner of the channel, James Nword, is a coward who scared of demonetization or getting banned o algo, and refuses to simply move to a platform besides youtube.

Remember, it's all a matter of perspective

>>212013553
I mean meme

>>212013710
ben is based. a big heart and a great hardy to Reed's laurel

>>212013754
No he's not

what happens here? based on my google maps tour this place seems like a heaven on earth, what's the catch?

I don't like that orange rock guy

didnt ask you, pedo

>>212013798
can't tell you

I laughed thinking of someone calling me a pedo because they're so angry I don't like the thing

>>212013798
>I5 traffic between it and tacoma is horrible
>homeless bums everywhere
>hipsters and bleeding ehart liberals
>pinoeer park is a shithole
>CHAZ
>asian drivers making left/right turns form the center lane
>amazon HQ means everything in a 10 block radius is astronomically expensive
>seahawks "fans"
>did I mention the homeless?
>Pike's place is literally just hipster shops and a cheese store

>>212013859
Tell me.

>>212013869
wasnt referring to you, stupidass

it's not too bad outside, just cut my grass and did some yardwork and my shirt was only partially drenched.

>>212013879
Whenever I find out the person who cut me off or is otherwise driving poorly is asian I immediately forgive them

>>212013859
why?

>>212013879
so is the whole of PNW overrated? from the European perspective it's the nicest looking part of the US

>>212013999
Sorry.

penis hurts. i came one too many times.

>>212013994
innawoods washington and oregon is comfy. I drove up I5 from california and I can tell you the nature in both states is beautiful. But the big cities are shit

I can't jerk off more than 2 or 3 times a day max because it takes me like an hour and a half each time

okay, this is a car

Know your rights

theres no reason to jerk off more than once a day

>>212013798
the people. the geography that forces all toads to be north-south that fucks you over the second anything blocks the roads. the cost.

>>212014102
I have the right to never live in a shithole like missouri

>>212013516
You’re not a real coomer obv

>>212014113
once every 3-4 days is ideal, in my opinion

going to have a cheeky glass of milk

Sophie is best girl

>>212014152
brianesque post

>>212014206
Last one. Russian.

>>212014206
Forgot to put her breasts on

>>212014206
Nerd emoji

Jerking off more than 3 times a day is just cartoonish

How do you justify this?

>>212013994
>why?
If I told you I'd have to kill you. And I love the Polish people and woildn't hurt a Pole....

>>212014298
Most Americans are circumcized goy cattle.

>>212014298
It's over

>>212014298
Justify THIS

>>212014298
Me? I stand with Ukraine.

>>212014298
they're the pathway to the return of christ, o algo

>>212014298
What do you suggest I do

>>212014344
that's unjustifiable. he's out of control!!

>>212014393
overthrow the government

>>212014408
And how do I go about doing that

Ordered this shirt. Do you think it has enough plausible deniability that I can wear it in public

>>212014321
Jarvis, look up the circumcision rate in Iran

I think I got sunburnt underneath my shirt

>>212014442
No one is gonna pay attention to you anyway lolol9lollol

>>212014511
this has the undertone of seething

>>212014428
we need about 500,000 like minded people and organize a revolution

>>212014507
True.

>>212014534
Interesting. Where do I learn more about this?

>>212014523
You're right
I went out naked the other day and the police laugh at my tiny dick that's the only attention I had

>>212014442
I wouldn't

spooky

truth nvke

>>212014656
those are the false flag bombings orchestrated by Vladimir Putin

whitest /pol/ user

we did it sisters. We saved democracy`

>>212014745
Won’t someone think of the oval economy?!

>>212014718
t. mothman

Israel saying they are ready to negotiate is a major sign of weakness. It is also likely a trick as well. Iran needs to punish the fuck out of Israel and make the country look like Syria or Gaza.

>>212014745
Any source besides this random guy on twitter?

We already told you that only 5% of US oil comes from Whoremuz. Most oil comes from Cucknada

>>212014827
Amusingly Canada can’t refine most of its own oil, so we export our own crude, and then import Persian Gulf oil for our own use, for the most part.

>>212014814
theres about 50,000 accounts reporting on it, and rubio responded in a press conference that we're not going to let them

I literally look like this. A cumster made fun of my neck size once

>>212010925 (OP)
LUV mahiro

>>212014926
You are very attractive.

our "you cant do that" measure, btw

>>212014964
4got image :/

put in gear 1 and then hit clutch, give a lot of gas, it will pull the front wheel up

>>212014745
Just send the USS Zumwalt and open it again

>>212014978
Funny how much the tattoos look like the graffiti on the wall

>>212014978
Never mind then. You look like a junkie.

>>212015026
Mfers these days be looking like a Chipotle bag on God

>>212015087
So true

jason have you updated your talking points yet

>>212015287
goy cattle all of them

>>212014972
>bombs country
>CHINA HELP THEY'RE CLOSING OUR LE OIL STRAIGHT HELP HEEELP

>>212014814
It's fake, the Parliament did but actually getting it closed depends on the Iran Security Council or something
Wouldn't affect us anyway

Why did you let them do it?

I look like Terrone

On my way home from church. Waiting for le bus. Gonna go right out after I get home and blaze in the park.
>inb4 soyjak or fedora

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

Average church goer

what are canadian twinks like?

>>212015571
Turrón?

Business idea: a bar that doesn’t allow women in it

>>212015580
based. what did you learn?

>>212015564
>room temp normies get internet access en masse around ~2010 (thanks steve jobs)
>said normies are 85% of internet users now
>normies only understand "the internet" in terms of tiktok/twitter
>normies don't even know what a web browser or a web page is
thus,

>>212015697
Not much since it was a baptism service.

>>212015580
Isn’t that illegal

and read her bible

Are you right eared or left eared

>>212015743
what did you learn from the gospel readings?

What are some exercises to get rid of flabby arms?

>>212015800
Probably should be less racist.

>>212015571
Are you Jewish?

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, roads, the fresh water system and public health... what have the Romans ever done for us?

>>212015820
pushups

You stupid
No I not

>>212015856
Fag

>>212015856
Russian

>>212015825
why were they super more racist back when everybody was way more christian

>>212015894
No it's not that, it's my innate personality. It's the same reason I'm a 4chanfag and not a Reddit user.

>>212015909
I thought that Chris Langan guy had the highest IQ right now

Me to shitter screenshot posters

>feels like 38
please fucking kill me

Buncha Japanese schoolgirls and their one guy friend just ran past me

>>212015971
why are lesbians like this

It's currently a crispy 17°C here.

>>212015971
why are you a fat black dyke?

>>212015840
What about bench press?

>>212016035
sure, that too

shut up about the weather holy shit I will never understand the obsession people have with temperature and rain or sun

i literally go outside 7 days a week. i wear a rain jacket or bring an umbrella if it's rainy. you have air conditioning in your house and car, temperature outside is completely irrelevant. talking about the weather is boomershit.

Currently blasting: https://youtu.be/jcb0Ktp9lTY

It's 91 degrees here (33 C in thirdie units)

man it's nice and overcast here, a bit warmer than yesterday too

chris chan has a large cult following

If it's "holy shit it raining so hard rn" raining I'm gonna point out it's raining. Simple as that.

"Russia can’t even beat puny Ukraine" is rich coming from Americans.

We've been conquered - politically, financially, and spiritually - by a country the size of New Jersey.

it's raining ngl

It was 33°C today in my country and 90% of houses don't have air conditioning.

>>212016163
Why don't Europeans believe in AC?

New cope just dropped

utilizing my core and glutaral muscles, I have just lost 2.5 lbs

>>212016163
>90% of houses don't have air conditioning

Things are actually that bad in Germany? Wtf.

>>212016163
did your butt get wet from sweat?

just found my lost journals

>>212016192
Electricity costs so much more in Europe than in the US so it's kinda expensive to use them.
Also we didn't really had so many hot days until climate change o algo.

I'm really not into watching shows but if I were to ever watch one show all the way thru it would be House. The writing in that show is crazy.

>>212016215
See
>>212014298

>>212016260
Not really but the tip of my penis got wet while I was gooning.

>>212016291

>hydro is too expensive so we all suffer and sweat and get irritable from the extreme heat + being surrounded by stabby thirdies

Europe is literally turning into Africa.

>>212016291
man imagine if you had a bunch of nuclear plants creating all types of cheap, carbon free electricity :^)

>>212016341
my butt gets sweaty when I get warm.
is the tip of your penis pink?

I can't stop watching cute white bitches get arrested on YouTube

>>212016325
House is bretty good but every episode is pretty formulaic.

>>212016357
Our Green party closed all the nuclear plants because they are retarded.

You fucks better not get confused with the /brit/ thread, when going to the next thread.

I mean it was hot today but it’s really not that big of a deal?
It was only unbearable after I had sex with the GF, hard to cool back down so she waved fan all over my naked body to help (we were too lazy to get the electric fan from the basement)

thinking about monster smut

/brit/? more like /shit/

>>212016458
wow this is the first I'm hearing of that

>>212016445
I started watching that show and was really into it for 3 seasons, then the formula really started to grind on me and I just stopped. Sort of like CSI or Law & Order. None of those show have a deep enough story or arc for any character to really keep you captivated. Plus they're all network slop structured around commercial breaks.

>>212016414
I don't know. The tip is hidden under my foreskin. You Americans probably don't know anything like this.

Asked my mom if I could get a job at her company and she "Well, that's the problem" and didn't explain further

FOR A HILL MEN WOULD KILL, WHY? THEY DO NOT KNOW
STIFFENED WOUNDS TEST THEIR PRIDE

>>212016325
It's great until they did the House x Cuddy relationship seasons at the end.

THEY HIT ISFAHAN CHARLIE! THEY HIT ISFAHAN!

>>212016070
Sure has been a lot of rain the last few days. It's been needed for the farmers and the wildfires.

>>212016554
>then the formula really started to grind on me and I just stopped.
yeah I watched all of it years ago and it was pretty good, and I had a crush on 13 too. Then I saw a bunch of clips of House on the social medias so I was like well maybe I'll rewatch it, but the formula was too grating and I think I stopped after 3 seasons as well.

>>212016586
she lost her job months ago and has been selling her body to support the family, that's why she can't get into it.

unless you're an aspiring buttslut you'll have to find your own job.

>>212015825
That's def not in the Bible.

>>212016586
She thinks she'll make her look bad

NEW
>>212016713

Only white person on the bus yet again award.

>>212016656
>Sure has been a lot of rain the last few days. It's been needed for the farmers and the wildfires.

boomer/10

>>212014934
Wish she'd do that with my dick.

>>212016736
White people drive cars.

hasnt rained here in like 2 months

>>212016560
do you have phimosis? you should be able to pull it back and see

Back from a 3 hour goon