Eggs benedict edition

Just terrific stuff really

Ok I will buy it!!

The UN should just be disbanded at this point

why don't they go to /brit/pol/ instead of shitting this thread up

for me it's beavo

>Nicolas finds his antithesis in another stock figure of British meme-culture, Deano. Unlike Nicolas, Deano is upwardly mobile. For him, the promise of the social contract comes through: he gets his Barratt newbuild, his implants wife, his astroturf garden, his shiny teeth

>>212012370 (OP)
eggs benny are never worth making at home

>>212012420
LOL

>>212012413
Nick and Unai revolution incoming

>>212012420
wish to understand spaki better?

Might eat an entire pack of dinosaur ham

The urban yoof

>Alton Towers
>Thorpe Park
>Chessington World of Adventures
>Butlins

how the fuck do I choose where to take the fiance on our honeymoon

rorke scoffing all his percy pigs in a matter of minutes

I will not get the vax
I will get the pass
I will not get euthanasia
I will not fight for Israel
I will not fight for Ukraine
I will not eat the bugs
I will not live in the pod

I am immune to social pressure under this ZOG, anti-White, anti-human government.

>they (plural)

>>212012436
Why don't you go to fucking Yellowknife or Medicine Hat or something

>>212012413
Switch.

>>212012502
Thailad is back?

>>212012221
Hacoomer Matata

Might commit one of the gravest sins that will ever be recorded in human history

>>212012519
but will you be having sex at any point in the near future?

anime

funny how tommy robinson is let out of jail whenever israel is in trouble
very interesting...

>>212012502
Where is this and how do I live there?

>>212012553
fucking hell renato

>>212012515
Oh ho ho ho, classic Rorke! He never learns, does he?

>>212012544
Good for Palace last season

>>212012547
Russian.

>>212012433
Antonio Gutierres needs to lose his shit and throw a chair at the american and israeli ambassadorss

>>212012498
Shit bait

>>212012553
lmao

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1750612874081330.mp4

>>212012498
>honeymoon to butlins
State of it

And through it alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, she offered me protection

>>212012553
Mad how he was considered one of the best young players in the world

>>212012566
have you tried his new aftershave?

>>212012433
Yeah we aren't so united at the moment, are we?

what happens next

>>212012620

Wouldn't mind a go on Heloísa desu

I need a pair of running shoes

Mine are not good

bunker busters work by being dropped from very high up and being made to penetrate the ground before exploding ie not just on impact

>>212012609
what the bloody hell is going on here

The gochujang sauce they serve with your meal at korean places is very addicting, wish i could make it at home

>>212012681
@grok kindly is this true saar?

>>212012671
never in my life had a pair of shoes that don't hurt after a bit

So is AI actually a big deal or what?

The Divided Kingdom
The Divided States of America
The Divided Nations
You get the idea with that

bunker buster right down my japs eye

>>212012681
Why did the iranians tell the americans where their nuclear bases are?

>>212012720
No, it's a massive nothing burger

>>212012549
done him

>>212012671
i got you

>>212012654
India?

arbeit macht frei
COOL

>>212012720
Yeah

>>212012735
reverse psychology

>>212012720
In 10 years yeah

>>212012753
Portugal controlled goa until like the 1970s

>>212012681
just like my turds

>>212012720
It's over
Society I mean

>>212012753
Goa and that I presume

this is my bedroom
i am 35 years old
nothing wrong with it

>>212012801
stoip reminding me

>>212012785
and indians from there still get eu passports

nigga of course I jelk

Is the government's plan to basically murder all the White British natives and have the remaining horde of BAME slaves serve them, assisted by AI?

The legalisation of euthanasia coupled with the stories about computers/AI taking jobs makes me think the elites are intent on depopulation.

The black lasses they have in Portugal are the pengest I've seen
Wouldn't mind so much if ours looked like that

>>212012812
i am unironically jealous

>>212012797
howling

mad how we live under worse conditions than jews during holocaust

>>212012797
never watched that show, couldn't get pas the first few episodes
but i spent more than a hundred hours playing mafia 2 in free roam mod

>>212012812
Nice cats and PS Quintuple, lad

>>212012839
you need to be committed to an institution

>>212012839

>>212012839
oh my god shut the fuck up you colossal virgin

Takeaways from her latest vlog.

1. Take a shot for every time she says "of course". You'll be under the table within a few minutes.
2. Another ad. Not mentioned in her title, just small, in the description.
3. The claw is back, full force.
4. Skipping and twirling in the rain, looking like a soaked rat. How romantic.
5. Ruined her copy of Peerayneezee from getting it water-logged. Oxford Graduate. Can't even respect a book.
6. The forced smile is back. What could have been a nice vlog was more of a soaking wet disaster.
7. Far too over-expressive of the birds singing. I hear more in my backyard than I did there.
8. And talking about sound....her editing is horrible, though that is no surprise. Half the time I could not hear what she was mumbling.
9. More anxiety, needing to run away from the "crowd" in town, of approximately two people. Then hid in the room for the day. So bizarre.
10. Copying Noa's style of journaling.
11. Over-expressive about the fact that, oh my God, there are hills and trees in the Lake District! Whatever shall we do with ourselves??
12. Still walking with her stiff arms by her side, like she is in a straight jacket, which is where she should be.
13. Complains again that there are actual tourists at Hilltop and it is busy for a Saturday. Yes, Ruby, there are other people who are going to tour historic homes and museums. You are not entitled to have the place to yourself for the day. Go back to your hovel of a bedroom.

>>212012812
:3
:3
:3
:3

GOOD MORNING TEL AVIV

>>212012839
I certainly hope not!

depopulation's one thing but the least they could do is legalise all drugs

>>212012812
Four cats Jeremy, four?
You're insane

>>212012839
log off and wander about for a bit lad
...just, make sure it's during the daytime and not in a residential area

bought soup on memebars

>>212012853
The jews hate the FS as it made them work.

boring politics blog niggas love putting a relevant wojack or pepe on their posts

>>212012916
everything's legal until you get caught

nigger

>>212012883
It's over for Tattlers mate

>>212012812
Not bad. Here's my incel lair

i fell for it again

>>212012812
that's a lot of cats

>>212012812
4 cats
imagine the smell
>b-b-but it doesn-
yes it does

>>212012886
why do they make this face

Can't say this in real life without sounding mental but sitting down with a box of crackers and some tinned sardines or mackerel with some mustard is a lovely little meal

Not sure what kind of runts frequent those fora that bitch about celebrities

Might go to the /aus/ or /can/ threads and tell them what they should be posting about

>>212012942

>>212012948
that look blakes gives her at the end
you just know

>>212012942
books: unread
rack: unused

>>212012964
need you sectioned mate

>>212012854
The first season is a bit shit, the rest are amazing

waiting on the bab

>>212012812
nice
clean too, considering the amount of catdem

>>212012964
For me it's tuna and rice with soy sauce, them Jap fellas are onto something

get the bant posted

>>212012979
rattled

Is Rorke a Remain voter or a lifelong Tory?

>>212012854
its boring reddit shit

>>212013008
Do wee brown fellas deliver it in Poland?

exhuming rorkes corpse and raping it to death

ate cheese sandwiches too fast and now I'm hiccuping to kingdom come

>>212013045
no but im looking at the brown fellas making it now

Ruby unsure if she'll be able to please Blakeney
Blakeney telling her she already does

>>212013035
So this is the biomass I've heard so much about

>>212012567
>Where is this
Boutique restaurant in Thailand

>how do I live there?
You can't live in a restaurant

catberg on my desk doing some investigations

might get proper into candles
never want my celibate hovel to smell bad ever again

Then he posts the same show from a different angle

>>212013090
rorkes crep

>>212013039
Voted for reform last time now he's just a fan of rupert lowe

>>212013103
in my lane
unbothered
flourishing

>>212013039
Rorke Sr. is willing to give are Kemi a go
Rorke Jr. thinks Farage is a Mossad asset

>>212012812
bluds drowning in pussy

>>212013128
rorkes creps

then something about waves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2jOVzrF_fs

rorke and leftypol getting the death penalty for refusing the draft for the persian war

>>212013103
me having a wank out the window

brother broke up with his girlfriend of 12 years and is now inconsolable. she was his first, and now he's 32 years old and back on the dating market with pretty much zero clue of how to date or meet people. not an enviable position to be in at all given that just a year ago he was talking about marrying her and having kids with her.

think I'll have a bath tonight and watch family guy while I do it

Wish we had Febo in the UK, tried it out in the Netherlands and shit was cash
I'm surprised nobody's tried anything like it over here, seems like an easily implemented format

I wish you a pleasant evening

>>212013171
what happened?

>>212013184
no peters

>>212013171
what did the whore do?

>>212013171
why did he break up with her?

Sir De-escalation Focuser

placing my bollocks on an Iranian nuke site

>>212013171
12 years is crazy

>>212013187
Isn't that the sprinter lass

>>212013195
aww thanks dear

>>212013171
mmhmm she left for Tyrone. Timmy inconsolable

LOL

>>212013195
cheers mate, you too x

>>212013220
why do all zoomers talk like this now?

>>212013171
who did she cheat on him with?

>>212013195
*tips my hat to you*

catgerg on my desk stinking up the place

The tinned fish collection

>>212013248
ain't even funny is it

>>212013171
ktim without the 12 year relationship

>>212013221
Nah its like a cross between Mcdonalds and a vending machine
They make burgers and croquettes and stuff in the restaurant and load them into little hatches so you can just walk up, scan your card or pop some coins in and take it away

fuck me it was supposed to be to go

>>212013171
I'm in the same boat but without the 12 year relationship part aha x

>>212013248
For fuck's sake Nige

>>212013201
my brother broke up with his girlfriend of 12 years

>>212013206
>>212013210
she didn't want kids and he does. he stuck with her for a few years in case she changed her mind, but they're both at that age where it's sort of now or never and broke it off.

>>212013250
why do millennial uncs pretend they didn't have young people slang before they got bald

Europebergs cleansing the continent of biomass
UK offering them all safe haven
Rorke and Leftypol befuddled

>>212013250
why does a new generation have their own slang i dont know mate, really mental stuff we should study this new phenomenon

America First and Britain First except for when Israel needs somewhere genociding apparently

>>212013248
rorke getting made club captain at Fell For It Again FC

>>212013315
grim grim grim
hopefully he finds someone

anyone want to form a 12+ year relationship w/ me

>>212013250
Because blacks talk like that

>>212013315
Send her my way

>>212013354
no thanks x

>>212013354
...yh

>>212013315
scenes when she uploads a picture of positive pregnancy test to Facebook in ~6 months time

>>212013354
what do you have to offer?

love these little moments when rorke and leftypol link up

>>>/tv/211829143
Hooting and hollering

Literally nobody:
>No, noooooooooo, I thought Farage would side with the Muslims over Donald Trump

>>212013273
I've tried a bunch of those fancy European ones and none of them were any better than your standard John West affair

except the king oscars but Sainos don't even stock them any more

>>212013396
idk, ease the loneliness a little bit

>>212013315
i don't know what to say, it's tragic
apart from the fact that she's an immature selfish cunt, that is

>>212013315
Grim
Silly cow

>>212013437
no deal

Not watching that zombie film no matter how much you go on about it

had to abandon wiping earlier because it just wouldnt stop and my arse was getting irritated

>>212013426
get it pre-ordered
https://antelopehillpublishing.com/product/pre-order-fell-for-it-again-ribbon/

might have a coffee

>>>/tv/211829143
Who the fuck thought this power ranger shit would be a good idea?

>>212013458
you was my last hope
guess I'll die lol x

>>212013426
Farage shits himself and cries when you say you don't like zia because he's a precious muslim

>>212013406
>the apocalypse meaning jimmy saville never gets outed as a sex pest is about to be a key plot point in your movie trilogy/quintology
Bold move Mr Boyle, lets see how it plays out

hate self

miss are gary when is he coming back

>>212013474
bit late x

I'm off the Trump train, off the Farage barge, the Netanyahu canoe. ON to the Ayatollah gondola.

iranian missles getting twitchy
mullahdem getting impatient

To get rare candies (i.e. for the legendary) you have to buddy up and walk with your Pokémon. The phone has to be on (?) so it's very limited to battery life
At 2 hours: had walked 6 miles (3 mph) but this also going to the shops
given someone their food delivery and got £10!. So I went to the shop

At 3-4 mph walking, no joy boost or anything else I'm not aware of: 5 candies per hour. That means it takes 80 hours to get 400 candies. After 6 miles you get a candy every 0.5km instead. IF YOU DO THIS YOU MAY AS WELL GO FOR A SPECIFIC POKEMON, COMMON TO THE AREA; YOU WILL GET FURTHER WITH THAT POKEMON THAN YOU DO WITH THE LEGENDARY ETC.
I only got 40 rare candies today for my Pokémon. Dangerous day to be a pokeberry

LOL

>>212013406
>>212013480
>>>/tv/211832902

>>>/tv/211829143
lol the savile tracksuits

>>212013530
they are so unserious actual clown nation

>>212013512
try you're best mate :)
love ya

well rorke?

>>212013467
That happens to me sometimes
Poo there on every wipe
Why does that happen
Is there a poo just sat there that I can't squeeze out?
May never know

Best part is if you go to reform uk subreddit they are all glazing Israel and call you a liberal if you disagree

>>212013273
for me it's these but 'trose don't have them on the website will be fuming if they don't have them when I go in tomorrow

>>212013512
transform self in a self that you might appreciate

goddamn the old world really was just europeans going round fucking niggas up

combat slaves? kinell

>>212013530
Fuck me
Thick as mince

>>212013347
Yeah m8 cos Sir Keir is anti-Israel isn't he
leftypol getting made club manager of Fell For It Again FC

>>212013567
gotta dig in deep and scoop the poop

>>212013597
i like the shallots ones

>>212013579
won't be glazing when all the refugees from the war israel started come flooding in

>>212013564
he's right
but its russia thats importing them to create instability; not a country the size of fucking wales

>>212013480
more importantly, why did the BBC protect saville?

>>212013250
Negrofied/yankified (same thing)

https://youtu.be/aqev3ypOTag?t=1478

haven't had sex for 7 hours now

>>212013609
country had a shot at true based anti semite and voted for Teresa May instead you can't write it

malaponte is the most boring nigger alive
never made a good post ever it's incredible

>>212013609
Nope but farage is more pro Israel than Kier and he has a Jewish wife LOL

For me, it's kippers.

>>212013273
i like anchovies on pizza but it makes my body feel like it's dying

>>212013564
there are now nine muslims?

might have an espresso

>>212013623
lol yeah they will. These are reform voters we’re taking about, actual mongoloids

>>212013627

>>212013671
Coins

>>212013640
jealous, it's been like 10 for me personally

might have a green tea

Always look like a wasted ghoul after I've had a wank. Even more so than normal.

>>212013564
nothing to do with israel
everything to do with mass import of cheap labour from north africa and turkey (turkish immigration imposed on germany by america btw)

only have a few it is what it is left

>>212013719
bit late mate

>>212013680
yeah i'm bumping that

for me, it's peppered smoked mackerel

imagine sliding it up ruby granger

>>212013744
you're not my mum

DA JOOOOOOOOZ

>jews and israel aren't responsible for mass immigration of non whites into europe and america
opinion thrown right in the rubbish bin

it's time

might have some water

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750369695061346.webm

Going to post some funny webms

Yeah lads America will definitely get pwned this time I'm sure of it

>>212013564
Rorke chad Hitler predicted this
Well leftypol?

made an edgy joke with the batty at work and it fell flat. the ramifications of this could be huge.

>>212013763
would you like me to be? ; )

Actually I started with some. I only got like 25. It's like 40 hours to max a Pokémon except you have to go outside unlike in other games

>>212013773
so sexy
what's this female woman called? x

>everyone talking about drinking coffee and eating smoked fish
Sorry lads I'm a bit lost. I was looking for /brit/ not Sverigetråden

Can't open this lid because I'm too weak D:

drinking water

If Leftypol really believed in climate change he'd be against importing the biomass to live in centrally heated houses and drive around Audis

>>212013783
love autistic black men. they're my favourite flavour of autists by far

rather funny the one yank having a melty in /brit/ for the last 5 hours about trump bombing iran, they really are a special people

>>212013776
rich whites don't give a shit about you

>>212013654
leftypol cringe cope

>>212013783
scream

pokemon go poster!!! :3

>>212013845
Green.

Yeah mate spent the weekend in the sauna drinking black coffee

>>212013800
Yes please :(

>>212013783
kek haven't seen that in years

>>212013851
rorke accusing leftypol of being pro israel
leftypol accusing rorke of being pro israel

Thought GeoWizard had finally shaved his head for a second but it was just a hat

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750369958218007.webm

>>212013783
screaming

>>212013845
Rattled

>>212013865
is your mum still with us, la?

>>212013609
leftypol hasn't voted labour since 2019

>>212013876
Shlomo Shekelberg cackling maniacally

>>212013783

NEED to see a nuke hit in my lifetime

>>212013912
Got a text from her at christmas so I think so

>>212013882
my hairline receding from my forehead to my crown in a COMPLETELY STRAIGHT LINE (part 1: NORWOOD REAPER)

>leftypops: free hecking palastine!!!!
>also leftypops: votes for "we must protect Israel" Starmer
leftypops begging the shareholders of Fell For It Again FC for transfer funds to import more 3rd world foreigners

my twinkish body was not made for this cold x

coffemakerberg telling me to empty the water collection tray

>>212013965
not that close, eh? bit sad desu

Tea going cold trying to find a video to watch while eating it

looking forward to these funny webms

>>212013962
reminder to pray that it's the last thing you ever see

>>212013906
Cucked

other muslim nations learned to just sell oil and get rich
iran could have done the same instead of trying to build nuclear weapons and funding terrorists in yemen, lebanon, etc
now the rest of the middle east hates them, russia doesn't give a fuck and neither does china

just sell oil and pray to allah nigga

Victory has a thousand fathers, defeat is an orphan

>>212013919
Cope, the whole of London votes Labour

Aftermath

This UN thing is very boring

>>212013976
they voted for anti israel jez but you people had him killed

NEW
>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460

>>212014020
the bombing of israeli cities will continue until morale improves

will someone PLEASE blog about their life to me

>>212014068
Take a you.

>>212014082
sitting on the couch
might get up soon

>>212014109
>>212014109
>>212014109

trannyspammer on his vpn new is it?
excellent

>>212014110
Yo.

this week i'm locking the fuck in

>erm iran cant have nuclear weapons but israel can because schlomo foreskinberg says so because jews are gods chosen people o algo

>>212014071
>they voted for "import every single calais migrant into britain" jez
Grim
Absoloute STATE of leftypol

>>212013248
Nick Griffin was the last authentic nationalist in this shithole.

>>212014068
Of course the unc meeting is boring
they uncs

>>212013976
Starmer got fewer votes than Corbyn lol

>>212014052
he's so close, garn rorke you're almost there!