Thread 212017921

Lovely Kurdish women edition

>>212017926
Vienna Black or Gina Valentina

toilfu doesn't comprehend how much i love seeing her exposed tummy

Having a panic attack

post your ctrl+w

>>212017978
why do you get to see it

woke mob wouldn't allow this today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWyJOz1rUU

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Volunteer_Corps

mad how Russians fighting for Ukraine are running around with NatSoc symbols lol

If I ever see you and your gimp dad on a mountain your both getting knocked out

new creps

buttered toast

Hello to the most excellent and esteemed gentlemen of brit.

>>212018075
You are excellent !

big wank planned for tomorrow

we're in the other thread lads

strategising a wank

I heard a funny joke the other day

>>212017921 (OP)
my great great uncle was killed by a Kurd

Why do you guys just spam garbage posts? You guys don't even talk to each other, just post shit.

>>212019572
my great uncle was killed by a turd

cig then gaviscon wank

>>212019575
this is a shitposting sandbox

>>212019572
Avenge him.

>>212019575
Are you new here?

>>212019575
>garbage
It's rubbish.

I smell, lads. Haven't showered in a week

I am brown
you have been interacting with a brown anon
fin

>>212019590
Don't you find it boring? It's a lower form of entertainment than music videos.

>>212019602
ya dad's not taking the divorce well

I'm so despondent lil niggas

might ge mesel to greggs on morra fer a sosig barm

Fancy playing a open world RPG

>>212019572
what made him so great?

I weigh 110 lbs

>>212019610
You're meant to give this the filename daisysdestruction

A <noun> walks into a bar and <humorous event happens>

keep them mowing blades sharp

>>212019610
this happened to me in mario kart world stepmum almost pissed herself in laughter

>>212019621
I'm expressing my creativity

>>212019630
HEY BEAR

>>212019632
i know just the game

>>212018080
whats wrong with his lip

>>212019623
Sunny lane first anal was something I remember getting excited about. She was such a cute pawg

>>212019625
Get it, son.

Got the Pet Shop Boys on and screaming at my pathetic smelly incel chud life

>>212019623
loved her and bree olsen and ashlynn brooke and michelle b

>>212019643
lil twink

>>212018782
Please lad, the source

Fucking love cocks...

...is what I WOULD say if I were gay, which I'm not

>>212019671
He lives.

>>212019631
for me it's the breakfast baguette with all 3 fillings because I'm a fat cunt

i've been wanking for 22 years.....

That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked?

gay badminton player be like "shuttle my cock"

>>212019697
every day is one day closer to the grave

Had a few beers and wouldn't mind cracking out the Skyrim on my Xbox 360 tbqh lads

For all I change, I stay the same.

>>212019697
good, i'm sick of it getting light at 4am

>>212019683
arielle maxine

>>212019710
I used to masturbate on the floor.

>>212019670
what now you piece of filth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ckq7T1Tlg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bldWv4fbnaY

>>212019689
>Fucking love cocks...
>...is what I WOULD say if I were gay, which I'm not
>but i'm saying it

>>212019705
Do quite enjoy a Greggs baguette tbqh

I love cocks
I'm a chicken farmer you see

>>212019716
Jesus Christ 1 litre of 10% beer fuck me. Need four of those down the gob pronto

>protogfberg has the cutest wittle tits
Anons I need this shit to happen

Don't know if some things are memories or things I got elsewhere

>>212019732
..."nekkers", gotta be

Get drunk every day.

>>212019724
Crash with Loki.

interpreting /brit/ through the medium of dance

>>212019724
Peng

Never wanked on the floor but honestly sounds fun

just knocked an entire pint glass of water off my bedside table onto the floor all over my chargers and stuff I could cry rn

my lunch this week will be nothing but lemon pepper chicken sandiwches, pringles and a can of mr. pibb

>>212019764
*Twerks*

>>212019753
Kissless virgin.

I read /brit/ using electronic braille

>>212019768
why would you do that? water fucks up chargers

>>212019753
alri nexus 6 android

gay lad at work said he was going to play badminton on his lunch break and then did this thing with his hands were he imitated playing badminton
why are gays so cringe like this

>>212019758
have been doing this more or less for 10 years

>>212019802
they act like women

>>212019789
I was messing around and accidentally knocked it with my leg

People choose nihilism because it feels oddly comforting and freeing to just give up all hope.
It's a dark and deceptive trick.

Rather excited for tomorrow lads.

siri turn on the wanking lights

If you wouldn’t eat Emma Watson’s poo then you are gay.

>>212019802
good exercise, badminton
not as good as gay sex mind you

>>212019768
got into a habit of keeping drinks on top of my PC tower and it's only a matter of time until I knock one over and fry my beloved computer

>>212019812
Is cute though tbf

>>212019802
now imagine he was a fit lass, it would be incredibly cute and endearing instead

>>212019835
swear to god most of these types only do it because they know it upsets right wingers and not because they particularly care about the forrins

>>212019860
when women do it? sure

>>212019835
don't understand it
these people would be thrown off roofs

I'm completely naked

>>212019876
Nah when gays do it too

>>212019876
men can be cute, rorke

doing a gay porn dance

Father, I am weak.

>>212019876
Mogger.

muh heckin muslimerinos let them all in

>>212019889
bent freak

directing my first gay porn tomorrow

sir gay porner

No, adult gays are not cute

>>212019886
so am i :)

she sells sea shells on the gay porn

Absolutely cannot stand runts who refer to themselves as "working professionals". Like yeah I know what professional means.

going bed bye

hey cody bro did you hear that we bombed eye-ran
that's pretty rad

If I didn't know you were all retarded I'd assume these were bots posting.

Went to a Lithuanian wedding lads it was fucking heavy. They bought a crate of vodka

>>212019926
Worrying post

>>212019953
why are you going to lithuanian weddings and christenings every single day

>>212019953
You have already been informed of the fact that no one gives a shit

grey poupon

It raining out. It not right

>>212019951
I don't know any Codys but I have met at least one Brayden.

>>212019926
mad how mental it is that saying this on twitter would send you to prison

Haven't shaved my pubes in years should probably do that at some point

>>212019946
I'd have him on all fours

why haven't we done a /brit/ gay orgy yet

>>212019953
baffling assortment of food

>>212019986
Raining here too
Not a peep from the met office

imagine shoving your cock in a blokes hairy arsehole

>>212019953
Didn’t fucking ask though did we

>>212019946
haven't seen the moon troon posted in ages

>>212019971
They fucking love it lads

(I'm here on... wetworks)

Give thanks to God when you are going through a hard time. He is doing it to make you better.

>>212020023
yum

>>212020003
there was one yesterday but you weren't invited

imagine... imagine... imagine a story!

>>212020023
Would rather not if it’s all the same to you.

>>212020003
because brit isn't gay, la

was in the store and saw a white woman who was obviously a coalburner and a black guy making eyes at each other, could only watch and get knee-rubbingly aroused

>>212020045
The correct answer is Russian, dawg.

air fryer is making funny sounds
might have a bomb on my hands

>>212020052
not having this

>>212020047
>>212020052
>>212020067
/cum/, go there you boring bastards

>>212020052
kys for this abysmal post

Some lads are obviously much cuter than others. Yh a big bearded hairy fat bloke isn't cute but a slim hairless twink with nice hair...

>>212020023
Imagine the aromas that would be released upon the slickening of that orifice

I love women so fucking much bros.
I would never hurt one.

>>212020073
she's like one burger away from being fat

>>212020048
it's at least 60% not straight

homosexuals are disgusting repugnant freaks

>>212020073
would scran her shite

>>212020085
Fuck off frog

>>212020103
that's how i like them

>>212020100
but what if one hurts you, cuts deep maliciously?

>>212020075
>>212020087
not my fault

>>212020088
big hairy men make me feel weak and submissive

>>212020119
*stands in front of the french lad*
YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!

>>212020119
diev et mon droit
you're a piece of shit yank, fuck off

/cum/ is an awful thread tbf

>>212020142
I do believe they have the right to do so.

>>212020149
Aryan goodbye.

Didn't work, goy. Do it again.

>>212020166
they don't, la
you deserve better

>>212020164
nowadays its better than /brit/

>>212020119
Leave the frog alone yank. They're not yours to pick on.
>>212020085
You ok hun? x

>>212020180
let me guess, the uranium happens to be located in a densely populated urban area

>>212020188
if i were that imaginary kid i'd off myself

knick knack paddy whack leave a frog alone

>>212020180
Why won't he just leave us alone

>>212020189
I would let pic rel beat me up in front of my friends and family

room didn't even cool down much today

>>212020239
CORR! CORR!

I don't like the Iranian regime, and would love the Shah to come back.
But is it a case that no one else new is allowed nuclear bombs?
What would happen if Ireland chanced building a nuke?
Gonna invade us?
Like to see them yanks fucking well try.

>>212020240
>MIGA!!!
Bit on the nose with this one.

>>212020242
not with your big arse radiating heat constantly

aff tae bed

drinkign banana milkshake lads

>>212020279
idk
is ireland funding terrorists on the continent and constantly threatening to destroy the UK

>>212020239
private seshes of running start full force ball busting are ok
but you can't make that public

>>212020201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gvcXNOklkQ

>>212017978
i wonder if women know the power their tummies have
but then they must do or why else would they all show them off

>>212020279
>What would happen if Ireland chanced building a nuke?
Hilarious joke. You don’t even have an air force lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0&

>>212020279
problem is Iran has expressed intentions to use the nukes first, rather than keep them for purely defensive purposes

Spiders are bro tier

>>212020298
Is this Hunter shayfer

i will never fight for ZOG

GDP spaff

>>212020317
>>212020266
Isn't the whole point that I don't get to decide them things?

I hope Iran builds the bomb

>>212020349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48laJC8wYl4
iranian response

>>212020436
YEAHHH.

>>212020435
They already have

I just got back from the most magical little date
No sex though, probably for the best at the end of the day

>>212020484
Is this real?

>>212020436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmUy1lfBXY

>>212020480
Did you at least kiss him goodnight?

>I just got back from the most magical little date
>No sex though, probably for the best at the end of the day

Sven GORAN Meltdownsson

Fresh bedding on. Oh tonight's sleep will be 4x lush

Iran just had its first dose of vitamin B2

Sex is actually very powerful and can lead to a lot of shame and acrimony if done wrong. It's all about building sexual tension

I got on a bus once and when I sat down some bloke told me to move because it was his seat , I told him I’m not moving, fine he said , you drive the bus then

>>212020557
I gave your mom a dose of vitamin D

>>212020557
The medicine drug has only made them angrier. This vexes me

Can hear housemateberg climbing in through the kitchen window.
Fucking retard.
Forgot her keys 5 times this week.

sex is violent, penetrative act which involves dehumanising your partner to nothing but a slab of fuckmeat

>>212020588
Hello.

you never actually hear people say oi

>>212020567
Never had it. 23 and never will probably

>>212020596
yeah i don't like the idea of it at all

>>212020610
oiiii. i said oiiii

what you looking at

you little rich boy

we're poor
round 'ere

Houseposter has joined in on the WW3 discussion. It's getting serious now

>>212020610
Hey there.

>>212020591
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212020596
>slab of fuckmeat
ktim

>>212020612
the idea of it is better than the act desu
also i hate the idea of being in a 'dry spell'

So

>>212020596
good

suspicious of anyone claiming they have a female roommate

I need a gf.

>>212020612
this but 36
never been on a date

>>212020639
She looks like Squidward's house on the body of Crash Bandicoot, so naw.

>>212020610
tarq twat

mass effect 3
all out war
i loved it

Who is in the wrong here?

>>212020683
nigga got his pension before a date

gay porn wank

Lads who was the weird kid in your school?
You know the one I mean.

>>212020683
how is this possible?

>>212020707
*raises paw*

Idk what you are talking about?

himmler

>The Irish are a bunch of alcoholics!
>11th place

oh dear rorke
you've been done once more

When will rorke admit he fell for it again lmfao

Yeah so on the date we made out in the back of the car as the rain was coming down outside. Beauty spot too. Utter kino it was

>>212020728
My dick is circumcised.

>>212020743
reckon he'll propose?

>>212020738
What am I looking at?

>>212020743
reckon he'll prolapse?

>>212020743
your gay haha

>>212020721
severe lack of self confidence. fear of being humiliated when you tell her you have no friends and you spend all your free time on an anime image board

I have very weird dreams, one of them I was a bird and couldn't get back in the cage.

>>212020610
The first time I heard it, it was from Neil (?) in Art Attack. Great show that. The show was filmed in Southampton. At least that's where the address to send the letters was. It sounded so peculiar to me. "Oi!".

>>212020790
I don't like men

there is no point in doing anything as an incel
no matter what you do there is always going to be a huge emotional gap inside you due to the lack of sex/intimacy. you will never be truly happy/fulfilled without women providing you sex. life is utterly pointless without sex. just LDAR, no point in trying. you will never be happy.

>>212020796
>>212020812
Ktim

I am 21 y.o by the way.

Mohammedans in Syria just destroyed a Christian church.

The one with red eyes?

existing in an abstract sort of way

Why do you say so?

>>212020831
probably jews larping as them

I wish I were Chinese

fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212020686
I bet she 'd take your shileilah or whatevef it is you irish call it.

>>212020796
Do u not talk to women at work?

>>212020812
Replace incel with Catholic and you’ll see how stupid you sound.

CAN I GET A KTIM FROM THE BACK THERE?

it ain't easy being whiiiiiiite

>>212020871
Muslims hate Christ.

>>212020871
you're probably right, muslims would never do such a thing

I gotta eat.

>>212020924
emmayank so you're not worth seriously responding to
>>212020929
in the given situation i do think jews would do such a thing instead

>>212020924
Proof?

>>212020929
They would, but not out of religious reasons. For example, middle eastern christians have a reputation for fascism.

>>212020805
Buchanan

more accurate term for incel is pornosexual

>>212020978
>They would, but not out of religious reasons
lol

>>212020831
doing a think

I’m a furious incel

>>212021027
irish people be like CORRR LOOK AT THAT BIG ARSE

>>212021027
Nice dress though.

I'm a lovely little lad

I'm a grim little ghoul

I'm Jackie Chan

>>212021109
Nice picture though.

>>212021130
I believe you.

don't go out into the rain... sugar x

cheese from the dick

poo

>>212021109
who is this semen demon you keep posting

>>212021206
*cypress hill voice*

>>212021210
One of those cis women you hear about.

>>212020980
Ah, so I remembered the name correct (for which the question mark was, I wasn't sure about his first name). Every kid in greece loved that show.

We came on the Poop John Pee
My grandfather and me
Around Nassau town we did roam
Pooing all night
Got into a shite
My arse is broke up
I wanna go home

new
>>212021331

Saving all those zingers for the new are we

>>212021337
*stupid gay voice*

>>212021358
Haha yeah