Lion Quality eggs edition

This

Shant be posting in a Mexican /brit/

uh yeah as I said a wank is on the cards. feeling something brown and exotic, but not asian brown. more like latina or brazillian brown. crew, suggestions?

I've been wondering
Wtf is a black and tan

GFs mum is a nurse with massive 55 year old chebs she can barely contain, and she loves hugging me and actually acts a bit shy around me.

Fucks sake lads

British eggs are safer to eat raw than Japanese eggs. This infuriates the weebs.

just became gay just now

>>212017989
africans and arabs

behold, US mcdonald's innovation
making a new meal deal out of shit they already sell and slapping the name of some retarded negro on it

This is the thread.

>>212017971

>mfw
Just got a text from toilberg an found out I got the Monday off!
Get them Heinos out! Get in lads!

>>212018005
Get her shagged pronto

>>212018006
THE RICE

>>212017989

Basically mainland Brits the government sent over to Northern Ireland as a militia against the IRA.

Black and Tan because they started out with no standard uniform so used their old Army gear of various colours.

>>212017923 (OP)
We just make that breakfast wrap you guys were talking about in the thread prior here in sandwich form

cansnonce melty

Yh never get takeaway me, runtslop so it is *rips open bag of iceland dinos and opens a can of beans*

Umm hello? Is this thing on?

Muhammad, now that's a big strong name

we're in the other thread lads

>>212018022
Remember the Rick and Morty sauce

>>212017989
Imagine the niggers that got conscripted into Vietnam to act as meat into a grinder.
But rather than being abandoned when they got home, they got given a job.
Being mean to Irish people.

thread splitting fucking cunts

no we're not

>>212018186
Bit mad that they’re all called Muhammad or Ali because they’re the only prophets from Islam. Would have thought they’d have more to choose from

>>212018220

for me, it's sunny lane

Genuinely respect this mfer.
Why can't more muzzers be like him?

>>212018220
Pretty simple lad. It’s /brit/ so you post in the British thread about British stuff like eggs. Not a foren thread about foren things

>>212018225
Jesus is a prophet in Islam, just not the final one

Just met a boy, just met a boy, when
He can come inside of my playpen
'Cause he look like a superstar in the makin'
So I think that I'm going in for the takin'

would you
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1750623846117828.webm

aff tae bed

>>212018164
Neat
Did they kill many Paddys

>>212018211
Even this felt more innocent than the shit that happens nowadays

>>212018263
Yeah definitely lad I'm not a poof

>>212018263
solutely not

What’s Camden Hells like? Shit or what?

lion my cock

>>212018293
imagine farting in front of those fans

>>212018274
um

>>212018311
Japanese people use iPhones not android. This is fake.

>>212018293
Just turn on the ac

>>212018220
don't post in goshpedo threads simple as

Having an anxiety attack

word on the street is they hit a bunch of /brit/ niggas with 5 day bans for posting in that 9 year old /po/ thread

Had 3 dates with this lassie.
Went well.
Had a bit of a smooch.
No idea what to do for 4th date or how to transition into steady gf that we just hang out (That's the goal. She's a nice presence to have around just while she's knitting n that.

the 'scriptions

>>212018311
We did it somehow reckon, waiter.

>>212018348
just keep yourself hydrated drink lots of water it's mostly the unhealthy and unfit that struggle with this sort of weather

>>212018380
fuck off

>>212018388
night mate

>>212018323
Bit poncey innit

Which starter shall I pick in Pokemon Platinum lads?

Chimchar
Piplup
Turtwig

aff tae paki shop

>>212018370
Nasty runtish behaviour, same you see with british tourists on holiday. They feel the need to come in and shout and laugh and intimidate like they own the place.

>>212018369
hope you kill yourself

managed to run a 5km without stopping or walking. Almost got robbed and/or stabbed by some drug dealers at the end but i simply out ran them

>>212018427
chimchar since there aren't fire types

>>212018412
That wasn't very nice of you to say. Nevertheless, I forgive you for saying it. Have a blessed day.

>>212018380
>steady gf that we just hang out (That's the goal. She's a nice presence to have around
say this but mean it
possibly use the word "love"

>>212018427
Turtwig 100%

*obviously made up story that is also extremely boring posted for a crumb of attention*

>>212018380
Mate that's lovely. Won't lie it sounds like it's in the bag already. Just keep at it, mini golf or the seaside or fucking whatever.

Then you can feel trapped and miserable two years later like me. Haha only messing.

>>212018427
>Which starter shall I pick in Pokemon Platinum lads?
>Chimchar
>Piplup
>Turtwig

Is this for fucking real lmaooo

>>212018427
Piplup is the most aesthetic so that one

>>212018427
I’m 32 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulay2FvUEd8

time to incel iron my cuckshirts for officetoil

>>212018473
We actually did some whale watching at the seaside yesterday.
It were mint like
Seeing her on Tuesday but with other friends there aswell at the art club I met her at.
Might try minigolf or summat.
>>212018461
>French advice on romance
Can't go wrong

>>212018528
I'd put it up her shitpipe

>>212018528
love her

cockcage on
extra tight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwJ8rYqOxp4

Genuinely might fucking get a massive kebab from the Iranians down the street in solidarity

>>212018555
such a good girl

>>212018348
Nobody in the UK has AC unless they're exceptionally rich. Bear in mind our climate is usually not very warm so AC is not a sensible purchase for most people.

>>212018555
>>212018575
ummy

>>212018453
>>212018464
>>212018506
No consensus here

Took my clothes off to get in bed and accidentally saw myself in the mirror. Ruined my week that has.

>>212018503
>have to finish at least one drink at every gym, rival and elite 4 battle
Fucking hell you'd be shitfaced by the time you beat Sabrina

Rorke collecting his toenails in a big jar

I’ll let them niggas know it’s on for life

>brewed by AB Inbev

>>212018560
>10:05
>30 seconds intro
>a few pictures as a slide show with a pointless monologue droning on
Yeah. I'll get right on that lad.

>>212018573
Did you know the names of Iran and Ireland both come from 'Aryan'?

Also what's her name?

>>212018427
I told you in a previous thread, always pick the fire type

Rorke eating out of the forbidden tree

how you gon explain fucking a man?

>>212018585
>On average, a 12000 BTU wall-mounted unit costs around £750
Most people could get an AC if they wanted

>just turn on the ac

>wE dOnT hAvE aC hErE

>just turn on the ac

>wE dOnT hAvE aC hErE


>JuSt TuRn On ThE aC

>wE dOnT hAvE aC hErE

repeated over and over and over and over and over again FRCKLINVG SICK OF IT

God is there anything comfier than curling up in bed with the rain pattering against your window?
Lush

Ariana used to be very active on Tumblr and she posted very pro-anorexia/eating disorder content often. Diet and exercise plans, photos that were just body checks (showing off particular areas of one’s body that they’re proud of, usually something like a very thin arm or protruding collarbone). She has also recently (publicly) liked memes on IG about drinking black coffee all day on an empty stomach.

She and Cynthia Erivo also talked about sending each other voice notes from the treadmill to motivate each other to work out, which in context of everything else is also very disordered (people with ED will sometimes have a competitive friend to inspire them to “work harder”). And Cynthia has lost a ton of weight this past year as well, and she previously was perfectly fit and healthy looking like Ariana.

It’s really sad to see because eating disorders are hellish. I think so many people bring up Chadwick Boseman as a reason to not talk about celebrity’s bodies, and these public figures are absolutely ripped to shreds about their appearance.

However, Ariana almost certainly, based on her past behaviors and current worrisome appearance, is suffering a relapse of ED. It’s very upsetting and I really hope she gets the help she needs to be healthy and safe. Anorexia/bulimia are the most dangerous mental conditions because once your body consumes all extra fat, it starts consuming muscle, and your heart weakens drastically as a result. The Andrew Tates of the world are disgusting and this has nothing to do with how “attractive” she is - it’s about being worried for her and the very real danger of being in active eating disorder.

>>212018528
What's this sexy little thing's name lad please

I know she's got a schlong

>>212018649
pooing while naked

Give me a black goddess, sister, I can't resist her. No stringy haired, blonde hair, blue eyed, pale skinned buttermilk complexion. Grafted, recessive, depressive, ironing board backside, straight up and straight down. No frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid, caucazoid, white cave bitch...

>>212018645
Can see my house in this picture

>>212018659

Ruby won. Tattle goblins lost.

Snivy, Tepig or Oshawott?

>>212018597
It's a good game, one mate got stuck on the SS Anne for like six turns once

>>212018659
yes, and?

>>212018659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE

>>212018680
she's going to get a million quid in damages

>>212018603
Take away.

>>212018668
Ice cube listening ass

>they didn't pack the bbq sauce for the mcnuggets
suppose I'll jump in front of a train and end this hell tonight then

mental how the gay posters coordinate raids to just post about pokemon and pop stars very strange behaviour

>>212018744
This is why you keep spares of the sauces you don't use

congratulations to americans on their ongoing 250th anniversary celebrations
4th july 2026 will be a great day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnsrIvCro8

girlie?!?

bleak falls barrow looking ahhh

>>212018782
Completed.

>>212018745
>posters
Yeah and how they all say “peng” and post the exact same shite every thread before switching to a vpn to make the new. Mad coincidence really

>>212018780
just learned that the country will be flooded with foreign divegrass fans during the 250th because of the world cup

https://www.americanfreedomparty.us/no-more-foreign-wars-israel-edition/

I was lost, alone and searchin' for someone who understands me for who I really am
Didn't know that I was hurtin' 'til you lift me up inside, finally opened up my eyes, oh
If you wanna know what I'm thinkin'
Ever since you came, I'm livin' on top of the world, I can't deny
Every one of my fears has vanished and I don't know how you managed
To wake me up and come alive

>>212018782
Name lad

>>212018745
Mental how all you do is bitch and moan but you still won't fuck off

Antisemitism is high IQ.

>>212018859
but the Jewish people have the recorded highest IQ?

>>212018782
corr she's so peng

>>212018861
Did I stutter?

>>212018862

>>212018862
need these signs up all over chicago

>>212018824
imagine USA v England on July 4th

>>212018812
By Allah I will give you a taste of my shoe

>>212018888
Checked

>>212018862

Just found out that women love Nathan Fielder. We're so back bros

>>212018827
This slag falls in love with a new man every week

>>212018850
>>212018878
wait until you hear his voice hahaha

>>212018877
Nordic Whites are smarter.

open borders for israel

This game sucks worse than festering dog shit coming out of an elephant’s asshole! It’s not just fucked, it’s mega-super-ultra fucked! I would rather have a diarrhea fecal evacuation than play this piece of putrid shit!

>>212018895
are 'arry Kane would take the knee and miss a pen as a gift

why are there fireworks?

>>212018907
Women love confidence even if it's the aloof autistic kind

>>212018905
who tf designed these fellas

>>212018944
that's Iran's top missiles you're hearing

>>212018910
?
she's engaged

unironically got 60 year olds texting me

word is one of the bomber pilots was a woman
wonder if she gave her co-pilot any sneaky hand jobs during the 30 hour flight

>>212018931
More Russian than I think.

For me it's Ashens.

Don't really care for any YouTubers (outside of 200 subscriber miniature wargaming hobby channels) but Ashens and his tat are peak comfy

>>212018972
Corrr how’d you manage that?

>>212018970
>40
>still no children

>>212018861
Yeah you’re wearing a compression top, is she fucking stupid?

>>212018980
>bomber pilots was a woman
lol the meme is real and it's under a Republican president

Total MAGAtard Annihilation

Lego should release a b2 stealth bomber

>>212018957
A kind god. They look amazing

>>212019000
>plays england
>the british
Actually just fucking die mate

>>212019005
she still has time

>>212018992
He's still going?? Not heard that name in donkeys

wonder how many eggs carly has left

>>212018854
gonna cry?

>>212019013
nonsensical post

>>212019038
it's not looking good
my mum had me at 39 and I post on 4chan /brit/ all day

>>212019023
Lego is for children

>>212019004
met at brunch, got to talking about alternative politics

Will MAGA ditch shit pants Donny?

Will there be a split between maga and trump loyalists?

>>212019044
*slips you a mickey*

>>212018972
yea unless they're helen mirren tier, not impressed
god what a fit woman she was at 60

>>212018022
They did the same here with Stormzy
But he got abuse from people because McDonalds is pro-Israel or something so he acted like he had no clue what he was doing and did it against his own will

mum had me at 33 then married a woman when she was in her 40s

Oops

>>212018782
Source please lad

>>212019074
what relationship did you have with your father?

>>212019081
Surprising I thought she’d be an Israeli puppet

might read finnegans wake

>>212018622
Haha that's mad m8 x

>>212019081
surprisingly sensible post from this simian freak

>Strait of Hormuz closing
Oil to $100

>>212019074
Alright Cornishlad

>>212019108
that's because she's a russian puppet

>>212019081
she should name the J--

>>212019126
*cans.wav*

why does rapelad need this high-tech goggles

>>212018972
>unironically got 60 year olds texting me
corr

>>212018622
did you know that 'deer' and 'treacle' stem from the same etymological root?

>>212019081
worst person you know just made a good point

>>212017923 (OP)
I became a uncle today and I am disappointed I have a niece instead of a nephew

>>212019126
the world is awaitinf his response

screaming remembering the time cousin brought a coloured girl home for christmas
nan didnt speak to him for 6 months

>>212019153
>Indian husband
no thank you

>>212019168
in a few years they'll be disappointed to have you as an uncle

go on then. post the picture of the oneitis. you know the one.

>>212019168
girls need more guidance today than boys

Suilven has the most pointless drystone wall. Who the fuck built this in one of the few genuine places of nowhere on this island

>>212019117
wow she's very pretty

why'd those gay bum boys burn keir's flat down then

>>212019038
Would you eat her shit?

Alcohol toil pencillled in for Wednesday this week

>>212019138
Didn’t ask did I mate now fucking do one

>>212019193
It's gonna suck because I can't bring her to UFC hockey or go fishing

>>212019204
gaeloid povvos

Going to be honest lads, I quite like Keir. He hasn't got everything right, but it really does feel like the adults are back in the room after the fucking sheer insanity of the Tories. I just wish he had more of a spine.

>>212019201
Free him.

>>212019214
why Wednesday?

>>212019195
Can't, I'm an incel with no social media and she happens to have one of the most common names in history

>>212019195
black hair, blue eyes but they might have been contacts, 5'2
anyway never saw her after school until i bumped into her at gym. turns out she got pregnant and put on weight

>>212019195

everyone in 28 Years Later is white

yank politics and gays gossiping about pop stars is it?

>Windrush

sir deal maker

Rorke's Wikipedia page

>B-2 bombers land back at Whiteman Air Force Base today in Knob Noster, Missouri
>Knob Nosher

>>212019188
she's shagging billy ray cyrus now actually

>>212019240
Have to be up early on Tuesday for an all-day visit to the parents for some big birthday bash. So can't do tomorrow cos I have to be 100% fit and ready for Tuesday....so Wednesday is the day

GROUND INVASION
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>>212019293

poo arse

>>212019195

>>212019256
need her and her willy

>>212019293
named after your great-great-great-great grandpa

>>212019221
i cant fucking stand him
he has no charisma or personality, every he says is just a performance of "what he ought to" be doing
he was parachuted in becasue Corbyn stood up to the ISrael lobby, and then he won the election because tories wer wank for 14 years

>>212019293

mad how shit mock the week is lol

The problem with going all the way up to Wester Ross is that it makes the rest of this island look so shit in comparison. Like in the Peak District when there's a fucking quarry in sight.

>>212019312
omggg like shes literally slayying and giving zeldaaa

>>212019312
would scran her shite

@grok arrest that man!

>>212019201
Still I can't bring a girl to hockey or teach them basic carpentry

>>212019312
hunter needs his throat ruined
mascara tears streaking down his face
yeah, that'd do.

>Knob Nosher

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/my6xFdkZ2Vs

>>212019293

>>212019341
mock the weak

Can't believe Reform are sucking up to Israel as well, I thought they were based

>Knob Nosher

>>212019351
you can actually

>her willy

I need to get back up there.

vivian wilson could get it

>Willard Mitt Romney

>becasue
opinion discarded. learn to spell you stupid commiecunt.

dogberg looking chilled out

hey cody bro how about we borrow your mee maws pickup and go down to knob nosher for the weekend

women have it too easy in life

Mexico is a just a fantastic place, a haven if you will. I love Mexico.

>>212019362
What a silly man

I'm so depressed lil niggas

mock the disabled

>>212019312
So... why are brits such massive faggots... and zionists?

You guys are just a bunch of jews, aren't you? Because Christianity is certainly dead in your cunt.

peggy hill sex arse

>>212019390
post dogberg

she wants a man from Knob Nosher

rape the disabled

feel like self harming

>>212019390
bet he's glad it's cooler today

>>212019390

>>212019400
what about the banditos

>>212019419

he's actually seething because of "knob nosher"

>>212019341
Always reminded me of a Mario Party dollhouse kind of thing. Random comedians I don't know, one is the wacky one, one is the grouchy one, etc, and they all do activities one after another like Mario Party

>>212019411
this nigga despondent as a muhfuh

paul o'grady spaff bum

shuckleposting is allowed btw :)

>>212019108
she is, just playing devil's advocate to make up for all the potential lost voters

>>212019411
HEY BEAR

>>212019440
its arse unironically looks like my dad

>>212019433
Fucking boom.

>>212019440
this is obscene!

>>212019453
no shuckles

buzzcocks was the best panel show

my mum is in hospital

My uncle rode the Concorde, as a passenger, three times per week for 15 years. He probably has as many miles in it as I do as a 15,000 hour Boeing 747 Captain.

>>212019205

>>212019470
before simon amstell took over

>>212019444
it was good until about 2010 then it went downhill
even john oliver was funny on it back in the day

Wait for it.

>>212019368
>I thought they were based
You’re either 15 or a legitimate mong, which one

Tomorrow, we bollock

>>212019453
You are not allowed to post the Shuckles.

>>212019470
not wrong!

>>212019312

she has my number but prefers to email, what explains this?

>yhe binble

you rode your uncle three times a week for 15 years?

>yhe binble

>>212019500
True European !

>>212019476
that SUCKS

Tomorrow's plan?
Wake up, salmon sandwich for breakfast, hit the gym, then nowt but chicken nuggets for the rest of the day.

>>212019469
>>212019501
ban me for it then?
get cancer

>>212017921
>>212017921

>>212017921
>>212017921

Dr House had non-prostitute sex. I'm devastated

>>212019476
that BLOWS

>>212019344
many people are saying this!

>>212019533
toby :3

Error owned by an error bible if I recall.

Haven't showered in a week

You got Arabs in UK. Not cool at all because they are worse than niggers.

think you're fuckin funny think I'm fuckin laughin?