Geowizard edition

need this beast put down before it causes too much harm

caberge

got called under arrest for unauthorised use of a computer, serious racial vilification, and possession of a dangerous drug earlier lads

blushing king alfred

>>212021378
racism lad!

>>212021378
No you didn't shut up

mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn

>>212021360
so this is rorke, apparently

Did the man fail to walk in a straight line?

Called my friend on the phone but he didn't answer.
It's over.
All my friends have forsaken me.

>>212021360
i dont think people realise how powerful moo deng is

Emma Watson scat porn poo peng sex with yours truly.

doing my gay porn skin routine

>>>/b/936123862

working with indians is the final boss of trying not to become racist

>>212021483
never realised how much I would hate their accent and native language, but it actually drove me insane working with them in Birmingham
it's so uniquely ugly

>>212021483
All racism is natural and that's okay
But for me personally
Just can't beat the allure of calling an Oriental a Chinaman or Chinamanwoman
Calls to me like a siren!

Genuinely just shagged myself in the arse

Had ropes of cum leaking out of my cock, felt amazing haha

>>212021483
the ones i work with are very polite and friendly and full of gratitude and enthusiasm
unfortunately they're all just absolute dogshit at their jobs

got a red mark on my willy hopefully its just a blood vessel that burst from vigorous masturbation, it doesnt hurt or anything

>>212021516
same, chinaman is easily the funniest racial slur in my opinion, doesn't carry the same weight as "nigger" obviously and it's considered more politiically incorrect than outright racist, which means you can almost kind of get away with it, even if it annoys people

>>212021518
really want to try that just not interested in anal and all that and cant find the prostate from outside

>>212021549
Jap is a bit like that even if slightly more acceptable (at least here)
But yep Chinaman is the best word ever

>>212021331 (OP)
doing an incel walk xx

>>212021527
>unfortunately they're all just absolute dogshit at their jobs
exactly, even the nice jeets i've worked with are incompetent, it's annoying to work with people like that, especially when toilberg blames the whole group whenever there are cockusp

Watching a chinaman get beat up and his pants burned and humiliated

anime

filled to the brim and even beyond

business idea: dead nigger storage

watching a chinaman commit ritual suicide for getting a B in maths

>>212021652
aka my backyard

I love you. If I could kill all Brits I would kill 10% at most.

FINALLY home and can monitor the situations from my dark incel bedroom. Never going anywhere ever again

Someone said they love me here.

>>212021424
could batter the little runt with both eyes closed

>>212021683
the chinese kid i did a-levels with wanted to redo the exam even though he got an A* because he didn't get every question right

>>212021694
aww finland <3
love u 2 bbz x

>>212021723
thought you could only get an A* if you did get every question right, thought that's what the star was meant to denote

Might go upstairs and spray some Habit Rouge de Guerlain all over my balls

*looks at you*

What the worst fuck up you made in your life?

>>212021762

Decanting a tin of Heinz baked beans into my rectum

>>212021762

>>212021696
Holy shit anon, I beg you, what's the sauce??

>>212021747
not when i was at college

>>212021747
A is 80%
A* is 90%

>>212021769
Posting here

>>212021782
looks like a wise kung-fu master

>>212021812
For me was being too silly sometimes. And you?

sick of this war on adblockers
i will never watch an ad

goodnight lads

What do you mean?

>>212021825
Posting here

>>212021857
Are you a woman?

how white niggas be pulling up to korean bbq

>>212021826
google are very short sighted
they can never win the war, but they can never reduce the amount and intrusiveness of ads because somebody who starts using adblock will never go back

>>212021880
No, why do you ask?

>>212021696
Hahaha what I went to uni with this bird

>>212021890

>>212021890
Stop posting.

Been using an adblocker for so long that when I went round a mates house and Youtube on his telly had ads I'd forgotten that they were even a thing

>>212021943
Dunno how to get rid of the youtube ads on the telly app

>Iranian and Russian officials have been quick to assert that the U.S. strikes in Iran were ineffective and further blame the UK for any escalation in tensions
Why Always Us?

I just don't understand gow someone be a neet in 2025.

>>212021953
buy poomium

>>212021953
No idea, I don't own a smart telly, just my laptop and a 32 inch monitor for when i watch films

>>212021953
Can be done
Ease of doing depends on telly and app
But you can use a Pi Hole and block ads even if you're using some ancient Matsui telly

Chester Zoo!!! :DDD

My wife :)

Hello.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

DRUNKEN STYLE

>>212021958
economically or spiritually?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMlFXouPk8

>>212022006
Maybe you know better but I just don't get it the concept of a neet, riggt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjFG03kS7nQ

Not clicking any of those btw

>>212021984
nah DNS based blocking doesn't work on youtube
it will block the built-in TV ads though

Sucking caulk

wtf the egyptian bot is sentient now?

Cheese and onion walkers (big bag) and a pint of stella
Oh yh

Hello

New Josh Strife Hayes fuckkk

>>212022035
just as surprising that people still haven't filtered it at this point

Hello..

The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now lads

>NYC socialist mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani wanted to abolish high school exam because he thought it was racist
>Zohram Mamdani Wants New York City to Try Real Socialism
>Mamdani, Schumer, AOC battling for most idiotic response to Trump’s Iran strikes
>Zohran Mamdani’s Mayoral Candidacy Is A Gamble New York City Cannot Risk
>Alina Bonsell Blasts Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani: 'We Don't Need Another Soviet Union in NYC'

Gradually, we began to hate him.

>>212022067
im phone posting while watching kino

>>212022052
would enjoy his videos more if he wasn't such a larping gaylord

>>212022036
Pint of stella at 1am? Mad man.

>>212022097
Got to punch the bird in the morning

https://youtu.be/REEjfDBBP6E?si=SKzsi9DpbUibgugp

angloboys…

>>212022104
what does that mean

Janny gave me a warning for talking about current events outside of /pol/.

>>212022116
I have to abuse my girlfriend physically in the morning.

>>212022129
good

>>212021918
can't explain why this video is so annoying

>>212022129
likely just a 15 minute delay on a ban. I'd go restart the router now

>>212022131
oh lol go on

>>212022145
There’s a difference between a warning and a 15 minute block you mong.

>>212022139
your white ass is on fire seeing a loving supportive black family

Yanks don't poo they "dookie"

>>212022159
More than half of my 15 minute blocks have turned in to a 3 day

my bedroom is full of MOTHS

>>212022139
please try

>>212022176
I wasn’t given a 15 minute block, I was given a warning. Imbecile.

>>212022139
the unwarranted smugness of someone from a third world shithole full of poverty and starvation because they food spicier

>>212022195
kill yourself

doing a dookie

>>212022175
yanks get a DUI on the freeway after having too many tall boys at the function

What's the best summer song ever released lads

cody doing a keg stand and shotgunning a bud lite at the frat party

>>212022239
Walking In A Winter Wonderland

>>212022239
Kid Rock - All Summer Long

>>212022197
aye that'll probably do it

>>212022239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

2 weeks neeting and i already want to kill myself

have like zero appetite :(

Mad how it’s winter in Aus. I doubt they have cold winters though.

gfberg dumped me for being emotionally burdensome and that she felt like she "had to act like my therapist"
i get what ozzy osbourne meant now when he sang "finished with my woman cos she couldn't help me with my mind", now the lyrics seem less cool and more pathetic

>>212022197
and this: >>212022166

>>212022239
https://youtu.be/ruKCw797JM4

>>212022239
https://youtu.be/p3rI-nFMFZE

>>212022301
why are you blaming her? she didn’t sign up to be your mother.

business idea drop an absolute banger and become the next owl city

business idea: drop a dookie in cody's toilet bowl

>>212022239
Santeria
>>212022301
Hugs

>>212022294
You're not cut out for it. Go back to the wage cage while we enjoy freedom

>>212022325
i'm not blaming her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxMZZGc4JA
song of the summer

>>212022301
pay *clap* people *clap* for *clap* their *clap* emotional *clap* labour

>>212022239
Boys of Summer

stomp clap HEY

>>212022372
That song is unironically about autumn.

Mental how fat Americans are. You can't even see them because they block the sun.

>>212022382
this is how zoomers get back at us millennials for all those years we spent making fun of their broccoli hair

Honestly there's nothing good about summer for a mid twenties autistic neet with no friends
winter is where it's at for us

>>212022389
you tell em, finland

>>212022360
thought my massive dick was payment enough but apparently not

>>212022355
what are you doing with your freedom smelly boy

>>212022416
Trvke but summer it's usually easier to get a job this time of year. For the last 7 years I've worked June-December then NEET for the other 6 months

>>212022416
I don't mind warmer weather and brighter nights

>>212022416
get some sunlight on your bollocks lad

on a BBC binge rn

I bet Emma Watson’s farts smell like shit.

he won

>>212022462
Ever fancied visiting England Emmayank?
You might bump into her in London.

>>212022444
I've never had a job in my 25 years
>>212022445
Suppose, but winter is always comfier inherently
>>212022446
Rather not...

>>212022483
I visited England in 2019. London and Oxford.

>>212022498
I am also 25, friendless and a hater of summer

>>212022505
Bet you had a wank over Emma while in our hotel rooms, sniffing our air, you filthy bastard.

>>212022239
sabrina carpenter - espresso

Live: Wong says Australia supports US strikes on Iran's nuclear facilities

Any film recommendations lads?
Something comfy to fall asleep to.

>>212022454
happens to the best of us

>>212022547
Sum Ting Wong with that!

>>212022553
just get the blade runner on la

watching not another teen movie (2001)
finally know where the critical drinker gets little clip of a bunch of people covered in poo and one of them farts from now

>>212022553
just watched underground (1995) and it is a very fun flick

Ancient Roman soldier on the British
>The Britons are some of the most ignorant barbarians I've ever had the displeasure of conquering

farting a poo out my willy

Um. OK so a bunch of countries support the US's strike on Iran.
So, who's on Iran's side?
What are the teams shaping up to be for WW3?
Has China even commented?

jackie chan's dad is getting his ass beat

>>212022563
What world are we living in where a yank joke is the best in the thread

>>212022616
china expressed deep concern

>>212022356
Did you try not being mental elvish around her

enjoy the gimmick where you put the year of a film in brackets after writing the title

Marcus Cicero on the British
>They can't be taught to read and are some of the most ugliest and stupidest race I've ever met

>>212022626
aye

Anyway lads, that's the wank over and done.
Wishing you all a very pleasant night x

>>212022616
just as with CSTO none of the big players in BRICS are going to come to their aid

Mental elves? I think some of you are mental dwarves more like.

>>212022647
well that's rather extraordinary given that Cicero never went to Britain

>>212022616
the power of the people will always be above the people in power
>>212022669
russia would but they’re currently tied up

>>212022674
I ain't no mental midget

Have lots of womanly attributes like high empathy and being emotional, loving drama

Never really understood what an American would gain from posting itt

>>212022719
need to have some good posters to counter all the brit troon spammers and AI schizos

>>212022729

>>212022714
are you a friend of dorothy

>>212022719
they love us, we're the funniest people in the world

autismo as fuck me but have developed cognitive empathy and am capable of holding a conversation now

>>212022757
dorothy took down white power bill, aka dirty ears bill

why did the axis of resistance in ww2 and the one today both fail?

brits really are a funny bunch xx

i thank god every day that i was born with white skin, but i still regret that i have to live to witness my kind being genocided by the melanated hordes

>>212022787
in ww2 they lost because of america and lend lease, also the geography situation was impossible to overcome

dr. house was pretty muscly for a middle aged drug addict, wonder if hugh laurie was on gear

very depressed feel like hurting myself

been watching mr inbetween clips all day might as well have watched the show but now ive seen a good 50% of it so theres no point

what did we decide about the magnets

need a piss but the toilet is far away

>>212022818
Dont believe I'm superior to anyone because of my ethnicity
Just want to live amongst my own without being run out of my own country

>>212022889
not sure how i feel about that show tbf, the aggressive aussieness of it seems hammed up for the international audiences, and also there's a bunch of characters who act completely unreasonably (in a way no one would act in real life) just so ray has an excuse to deck them

>>212022907
you can't sit on the fence like that lad, you either need to take pride in your race (and encourage other whites to do the same) or surrender to the brown hordes, it's as simple as that

>>212022886
don't do that lad i love you

>>212022907
we aren't superior to everyone
but when aboriginals sniff petrol and gypsies lose their virginity at 8 and africans rape babies to get rid of their aids
it's difficult not to feel a tad more civilised, aye?

>>212022966
haha alri pauline hanson x

watching the newest Lily Phillips kino

more concerned about cultures getting wiped out than races, dont care how many browns get into america because they dont have culture, to the same extent i dont really mind it here in aus, but the uk and euro countries with actual culture getting wiped out is grim

>>212022966
Pride is a sin, I oppose the wog invasion as much as anyone else but I don't wish ill to those living in their own countries

>>212023026
personal pride is a sin, valuing your group above other isn't

why do coomers need to tell others when they're masturbating

>>212022818
I have rosacea and people always make comments suggesting I am sunburnt or blushing.

masturbating

>>212023047
god forbid someone tries to reach out and connect on one the most basic of human acts

also masturbating

>>212023070
porn addicted freak

>>212023018
Culture is being eviscerated even if immigraiton was 0.
Globalisation (aka Americanisation) is even percolating through to countries where the US is the great satan like Russia and Iran.
In the 60s a Frenchman and Englishman would be night and day but now they're carbon copies of each other.

Real threat is Islam. That's where "the other" begins.
I laugh at libtards who whine at how Ukranians are far better received than Syrians and Afghans and they blame islamophobia.
Well yeah no shit? Islam is aids.

People call me schizo for saying race and religion are practically synonymous but when you look at a world map - is it really a coincidence that Europeanness/whiteness ends where Islam begins?
Don't think so.

where are the pokemon go updates

>>212023061
>>212023073
Good lads.

>>212023070
yes god forbid

>>212023055
sheeit i've got that too but never knew it was a condition until now

got to wait until 11:30 for the normal mcdonalds menu to start just want a quarter pounder

>>212023092
don't they do every menu item all day these days?

and what of jeffrey?

catberg has taken to doing a cute sheep bleat to say hello lately, when shes in a good mood shell do it a bunch

>>212023106
noes

>>212023123
i'm pretty sure they do, i went in and got a big mac at like 8 in the morning a few months ago

>>212023133
they do a few normal burgers at breakfast but not qp a tragedy for fatasses like me

>>212023150
but qp is one of their normal burgers, it's just a bigger cheeseburger with sesame seeds on the bun

>>212023133
>>212023092
>>212023106
how can McDs push out the same shite again and again and tubsters like you keep waddling back for more
how is this any different from any other new burger they shill
you make me sick

>>212023185
why are you so angry
he even said he's getting their most normal burger

>>212023185
i NEVER try anything new on the mcdonalds menu, except the mccrispy, which sometimes is included in deals on their app, and is fairly peng

>>212023185
literally only order the double qp its the only thing worth buying

>>212023185
different sauce mate says it right there

>>212023175
tell that to mr ronald mcdonald

>>212023185
looks delicious

In the cold of winter my sack is high and tight, all wrinkly like, but in the heat of summer my sack dangles low and is sweaty and stuck to my thigh.

can't see q and p next to each other without thinking about that trick in runescape where you could put a W under it to draw a willy in the chat

>>212023185
would kill for this in the US
ever since they took away the angus burgers, i've never been the same

third pounder is crazy

>>212023280
ah memories

q p
W

>>212023293
qp
W

mcdonalds is shit now, way too expensive so it defeats the point of going there

>>212023293
Unironically, the best burger mcdonalds ever did was the spicy chicken sandwich. I don't know if they still sell it, it's been 3 years since I was last on yank soil.

>>212023312
then the gits went and changed how the W looked so you could no longer do this, seems like such a bizarre thing to crack down on but jagex used to have real sticks up their bums about profanity back in the day

>>212023344
And yet mongs still go there in droves like cattle

what is this the fat bastard thread

might move to australia while its still white, theyre hanging on more than us

society would be drastically improved if we just went around every mcdonalds during peak time and executed everybody in there

>>212023360
always has been

never use toms picture for your shitey thread, hed hate all of you

>>212023392
Trvke

>>212023367
it's not, except for deeply isolated rural communities, browns and blacks are everywhere, and even in rural communities there's still boongs and maybe even the odd chinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKobFN4gpI

just woken up and suicide is on my mind

>>212023480
go back to bed honey x

i like africans

australia is no longer a white country, the shift has been swift and noticeable, like within the past 15 years or so
used to be there were a lot of chinks but that was mostly only in the inner city, now, anywhere you go, it's indians all the way down

>>212023519
same here

>>212023519
What are the most Indian-free parts of Australia left

>>212023519
you still have INFINITE land and as long as a handful of white people existed you could rebuild in the middle of nowhere and never encounter a single biomass again

bit different when it's a tiny cramped island

>>212023544
nobody wants to live in the fucking outback

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750212214243238.webm

just had my lexapro

>>212023568
the overpowered white man could transform it, like orania in south africa

>>212023544
>just live in unlivable orange desert that's like 70c bro

>>212023544
chudcels have the weirdest little dreams

me and my incelwaffen brigade building new rorketopia in the australian desert

Tried to make a caesar sauce for my brothers roll for lunch tomorrow and I used one too many sardines -_- i fucked it lads i fucked it

>>212023594
imagine the scenes when Malema's Bantu hordes break through the gates and rape/pillage everything in sight

if you think about it white flight is pathetic
being forced to live in undesirable places where there are no jobs or society is what weak people would do

>>212023594
the weather still sucks

an irrigated australia could become the most powerful civilisation on earth but ye are of little faith

posted from my smelly bedroom

She's a big girl

>>212023632
>caesar sauce
puff

just like put freaking water and the desert will turn into a rainforest bro.. white people.. assemble!

>>212023653
can whitoids not even afford Ryanair or cityjet over there anymore

Oh GOSH

>>212023653
i just don't want to live near negroes haha
sorry but i just hate the way they look, the way they stink and all the crime they do lol

>>212023693
the rorketopian desert fourth reich thing is funny but are you indian

>>212023707
?

felt wonderful during my 4 days without computer.... might be something to that

>>212023691
hes a chef and has been cooking for genuine billionaires for the last month so I wanted to make a nice roll for him for his lunch but I fucked it -_-

>just like put freaking water and the desert will turn into a rainforest bro.. white people.. assemble!

>>212023653
but the corporate, political and media elite have decided that "society" is going to be anti-white from now on. what to do about that?

>>212023727
presumambly he can make his own lunch

>>212023745
>Everything needs to worship me in particular and pale skin in general or I'll run away like a spoiled child
A bit bent honestly

imagine fucking up something so simple as a salad dressing

>>212023774
>discrimination based on skin colour is fine, just deal with it
don't think that's what the mainstream cucks were saying when non-whites were moaning about it

>>212023816
Yeah? PoC won't feel bad if you cry they're being mean to you and give you affirmative action, tough shit, grow up.

>>212023768
fuck up

peanus weanus

>>212023846
are you saying the white man was too generous and benevolent to the brown man?

>>212023987
Took you ten whole minutes to come up with that shite? Dumb nazi nonce.

im irish

>>212024015
my condolences

>>212024015
Good man, feel free to bring your entire family back here. We love our diaspora.

>>212024015

>>212024044
How do we get benefits and a free house on taxpayer dime?

>>212024015
i'm so sorry

>>212024002
i'm not the poster you replied to petal x

Reddit unironically thinks reform are a fascist party

>>212024134
oh my god

no ones joining my discord off the link i posted in /soc/

sick of vidya gaems getting released at the beginning of the week
release that shit on a friday or even thursday so people have something to do over the weekend

Extremely bad post.

yhe binble

Im not going to work tomorrow
WW3 has begun so there's no reason to

>>212024212
brad

>>212024185
what's the server for

>>212024231
just friends talking but we wanted to vet new people and add them

it's pronounced ya-hee bi-nabull

wayhee binbly

War with Iran you say?

>>212024248

>>212024240
just friends talking about child porn or..?