How do I get a beautiful Habesha wife as a poor and humble looking indigenous Mexican man?

i am the product of a white man and a habesha woman and i am a miserable faggot

>>212021793 (OP)
Looks like an above average north Brazilian

>>212021847
Did you inherit the big forehead ?

>>212021847
do you have a sister?

>>212021793 (OP)
big forehead
but sexo still

>>212021870
not from my mom. i got my dad’s shit hairline, bad forehead, and pale skin with my mom’s hook nose and lips

My skin looks gray.

My grand uncle was an Alpini during the 2nd Italo-Abyssinian war. The Italians wrote songs and shit about fucking east african kweens. He must have been in heaven.

>>212021877
yes, multiple. all are taken by other white dudes, sorry

>>212021909
same. my great grandpa was neapolitan and stayed behind to work on the trains, later married my great grandmother (ethiopian)

>>212021886
Damn, you sound like someone drunkenly messed with the character creator

>>212021912
Did the kids come out white?

>>212021886
So you look like a jew?

>>212021847
>>212021886
Sad. You needed superior amerindian genes. Everything goes to shit when you add white to the mix.
>>212021853
Not what I was asking.
>>212021936
How did he get to marry an Ethiopian? How did they met?

They are overrated and smell bad
>T. Minessotan

>>212022149
>overrated
Where?
I want smelly biutifel cushite wife.

>>212022105
>>212022015
picrel is my personal attempt at drawing myself. yes. i look like an oblivion npc
>>212022093
a bit. i get mistaken for egyptian or puerto rican more often than not.
>>212022105
>You needed superior amerindian genes
funny you say that cause my best friend is mexican and he’s like a mirror version of me
>How did he get to marry an Ethiopian? How did they met
he fought towards the end of the war. when the Italian empire pulled out, many soldiers opted to stay behind and Abyssinian royal decree gave them full citizenship and even houses after the war. like i mentioned he became a railroad man, somehow met my great grandmother in the midst of work and settled down.

>>212022188
sorry, forgot to attach somehow

>>212022185
Tons of them work as maids in Saudi Arabia. You can proabably buy one in Riyadh for cheap

>>212022254
half ethiopia anon here
just wanna say the ones in saudi are oromos (low class, cringe, slave people)
not worth your time. if you wanted to look in the diaspora, look in Israel, London, or DC for the high quality habesha girls

>>212022274
What do ethiopians consider to be under the umbrella of "Habesha"? Do semitic speaking Muslim groups like the Harais count as Habesha or other?

>>212022316
no. “Habesha” only refers to the uniquely south-Semitic speaking groups, i.e. Amhara, Tigray, Tigre, and Afar. i’m not familiar with the Harais people. did you mean Harari?

>>212022038
my grandmother looked kinda like me but maybe more semitic looking than me. she married an Amhara man and my mother looked pretty typically Amhara. my mom married an Irish-born man (my dad) and I came out looking much paler and having looser hair than her really

>>212022384
Yes Harari. Iirc Afar people are Cushitic spaking but genetically have 50% Eurasian admixture similar to Habesha, whereas the souther Cushites like the Oromos and Somalis are 35-40% Eurasian

>>212022427
yeah i’ve never understood why we consider Afars to be Habesha but i always assumed it was because they secondarily speak Amharic and yeah because of genetics. dunno. i know we don’t consider Harari people to be Habesha but i’m unsure why, cause we’d consider a Muslim Amhara or Tigray guy to be Habesha. i know one guy from Harar and he just looks like a darker version of any Habesha I know. i think it moreso has to go back to the imperial classes/castes that are really just autistic brownoid/third world race classifications (which are almost always dubious at best) (i.e. i know many Oromos who are lighter or have lighter eyes than even the lightest Tigre people but aren’t consider Habesha because of their nation’s muttified nature)

>>212022427
update: just asked my uncle (an Anthropologist) and his immediate answer is that Afar were considered Habesha because they had been under imperial rule since the early days of Axum and that they were genetically Habesha-ized

>>212022422
By white I meant the kids your sisters had with the white dudes.

Was the bleaching successful or not. Ethiopians tend to bleach easily, or so I've heard

>>212022855
nobody has had kids yet
>Ethiopians tend to bleach easily, or so I've heard
i’d say that’s fairly true. my sisters and i could all pass as light skinned arabs. my older sister could probably pass as greek even, she doesnt have any “black” features at all. id say our biggest thing is our hair really.

>>212022214
I look like this too

What the fuck is a Habesha

>>212022996
The most beautiful women in the world

Habibi gib habesha plox