lock in edition

>>212024248 (OP)
Smoking a mushroom and doing a weed

poo smells lmao

in the sewer all alone

>>212024258
no just normal legal things like footy and women

>United Kingdom

Currently asleep
Wrote this post from my dreams
If you're reading this you're a figment of my imagination

i miss kornheiser memes

>>212024248 (OP)
Yes dude, let’s smoke some mushroom and have a marijuana and do some beer. Hell yeah brother rock on!

>>212024276
>no just normal legal things
sounds like something people who exclusively talk about child porn in their discord server would say
very nefarious

>>212024248 (OP)
actual full body chills from that pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ6I6J0yrHQ

wait she's 17 dont look at that

>>212024308
could join yourself and see mate all legal non terroristic and non nefarious activities here

>>212024355
technically you just posted cp enjoy prison

all fucking right then

>>212024364
I'm as much of a nonce as anyone else but I'm not joining your pedo server matey

shagging 16 17 year olds is legal btw

did you know that some girls have hair around their anus

Thread has taken a turn for the worse

Wasn't worth turning ublock off for

14-18 is peak fertility for women

Feeling kinda mincey. Feeling kinda noncey. Feeling kinda ZESTY.

new topic: yummy food

anyone been digging into some yummy food as of late?

just a big fan of film x

>>212024449
poo

>>212024396
>>212024435

>>212024302
This. Tony Kornheiser>Bradley Walsh as far as reaction images go, though /brit/ will inevitably disagree

>>212024452
16 year old girls showing off their nipples and parents being like yeah you go girl slauyyy

we should be paid for all the free advertising the chase gets here
half the world's bedroom dwellers know that signature laugh

>>212024449
made champ and then some gravy so yes paired with a rack of lamb and other shit

the sand in the depths of hell is magical sand

>>212024482
>16 year old girls
:)

tfw no latex gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evJ6gX1lp2o
yea...

>>212024629
get on fetlife and go to some events

I'm grooming my Turkish friend (female) into getting fatter and letting her hair get curly.

>>212024744

>>212024744
Are you going to have sex with her?

>>212024744
fucking BASTARD GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER... THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING HER FATTER!!!!!!!

>>212024787
Probably not, honestly.

>>212024744

Sir American Hobo

>>212024791
>THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING HER FATTER!!!!!!!
or as i like to call it, regular american dates

>>212024874

>>212024901
yea it shows

everybody care me

gymtoil complete, no toiltoil today, so it's back to my dark smelly childhood bedroom to resume being an evil incel for the rest of the day

back from gymtoil
got the beef cooking

>look up 'antebellum south' on jewgle images
>it's just pictures depicting slavery and advertisements
>do the same on Yandex
>it's the kind of images im looking for
Donetsk is Russian clay

actually left gymtoil early because there was a really hot girl using the machine i needed next in my routine and i didn't have the nerve to approach and ask how many sets she had left

>>212024965
>>212024973
corr, lovely healthy gymtoiling lads

>>212024965
but one of these days...

they scare me

>>212024988
you were looking for home designs?

morning lads

>actually left gymtoil early because there was a really hot girl using the machine i needed next in my routine and i didn't have the nerve to approach and ask how many sets she had left

what should I think about during my poo lads

>>212025206
total aryan victory

Christ I can’t seem to have a prostate orgasm

>>212025206
Grass and nature and shit
>>212025327
God help ye

>>212025359
thank you, ive been trying really hard to

my bum's full of poo

i hate being bi

>>212025501
good news then, you're just a fag

>>212025515
nice bi-erasure

Leftypol unmasked

>>212025528
bunch of based lads

>>212025528
would love to napalm them
killing communists is like killing insects
you never feel bad about it

>>212025549
you get scared asking for extra ketchup

merking my poker final so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54lYxbZkl6w

>>212025573
BlufCatcher bitching you out

sucking a gooey poo out of a niggers shart hole

10 PM covfefe again.

It may not sound like the gravest of sins but make no mistake it is literally killing you when I'm on this bullshit general until 2 in the morning staring at your monitor.

>>212024248 (OP)
Boomers invented McDonald's and Internet
Gen X and Millennials invented AI and Social Media
zoomcucks invented nothing

>>212025617
Go for an incel night walk

low blood pressures wanks really be sending you to the 8th dimension fr

starting to get dick injuries because it takes a freaking hour to cum with my medication, i was going to swear off wanking but the problem is im still horny as ever

I never wank It's too filthy

>>212025828
how do you get your release

>>212025588
caught my bluff dint he

>>212025573
does anyone ever shit talk in the chat

popping out my willard.
going to be wanking all day

got some mcdonalds slop being airdropped to me

the favstian homewrecker

>>212025880
too big

So whats up with OFCOM

they tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. it was gas station weed

>menulog

australians getting their maccies delivered by a great big spider

>>212025873
not really. you mostly get "nh" (nice hand)
i chat on there more often than anyone else and ive had a few pleasant convos and a lot of sarcastically pretending to be the real bradley walsh but otherwise its p dead

my benchod doordash driver went right past my house and is driving straight to narnia where is bro going

sir. you are a bloody madarchod. give me my burger

I'm eating toilet roll to stop the gnawing hunger pains because shops aren't open for 2 hours

here's mikey's,
philosophy,
give him car keys,
now he's your bank

>>212026013
cows are sacred, he will give it a proper burial

didn't even realise summer has only just started
how is may not summer but september is

love stroking me cock me x

>>212026143
love big fat anime tits

>>212026176
yeah?

>>212026039
you don't have anything in the fridge or cupboards??

yeah could we stop dumping wank material please we're not 14 years old are we

>>212026261

mental how we're all just background npcs in one dude's simulation, and he's reading this thread right now

>>212026274

>>212026261
he doesn't even do that
it's an autistic ritual with the same images and text every time

visiting london to ride on the ferris wheel and then immediately flying back home

>>212026301
Log off for the day dtfic you need a break from this site

terminal angwwy canadian just needs kisses :3

>>212026344
meh would like a whiff of those boots but otherwise nothing special

the london eye was the tallest observation wheel in the world when it was completed in 2000

Might move to Latvia

reheated burgr for breakfast

black mans

>>212026509

spoons are such a mogging utensil
literally no job a fork does that a spoon cannot
there is however many jobs a spoon does that a fork cannot
no reason at all to ever use a fork. take the spoonpill

>>212026616
brucedem dun know bout that spork

any white thugs active

>>212026616
>literally no job a fork does that a spoon cannot
cant lift up a large piece and twist it around 360 to cool it down.

>>212026738
Wagwan

Here we are then

>>212026800
If I do it.

Preach brother

>>212026650
KWAB

your pollen levels

is Iran going to respond ?

The USA knows that it can't stop Iran getting a nuke at this point imo
Even with boots on the ground

>>212026856
all from my garden

Pass.

the thread was off to a horrible start but has since improved. keep at it, you got this x

smokin loud

Big fat stinky poop slid out of me

>>212026862
still picking out the flag

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>>212027071
rorkes aryan tradwife

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really dislike poor people not because they don’t have money just their attitude and behaviour

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>>212026650
>we struck a site that supposedly had nuclear bombs in it with extremely high powered explosives
Am I missing something?

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>>212027111
Yeah it didn’t have nuclear bombs

>>212027099
I think a lot of them don't realise their attitude, behaviour and general slovenly appearance are major contributing factors to their being poor.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212027129
Guess they gambled right on that one.

>>212027182
Gambled wrong you mean

>>212027133
Keep cryin bitch nigga

>>212027111
they moved the enriched uranium before the strikes

Cody, Wyoming. Home.

The days are getting shorter, the nights are drawing in summer will soon be over

>>212027230
Looks fuckin boring

just heard iran’s leader put on the ring of wank

>>212027325
Just heard your mums got a fat arse

imagine if we could clone the earth

“You called…and we came”

On the 77th anniversary of Windrush we remember the contribution and courage of a generation that helped to rebuild Britain.

>>212027442
Best thing that ever happened to England

just did quite the poo

quite the poo indeed

>>212027442
who called exactly?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arses_of_Persia

They must be protected.

>>212027375
https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542

https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662

>>212027453
We used to be so grey and the food was so bland. I love how vibrant and multicultural everything is now.

>>212027485
The motherland

>>212027503
jesus fucking wept

>>212027230
Soul
Love the wide streets
Bet there are no groids there

>>212027522
Imagine though.

>>212027442
They have no right to exist.

L plates get a pass
P plates absolutely do not, if you think your “recently passed” sticker is going to make me treat you differently to any other driver with a license you are dead wrong

Summers over
Jumper back on

:D

زب في طيزك يا زنجي

Got no toil today. Woke up early but got nish all to do.

would move to maine if given the opportunity tbqh, but that’s the only one
if i had to choose a place in the uk i’d nestle somewhere in the southern uplands

>>212027557
ok

I will not get the vax
I will get the pass
I will not get euthanasia
I will not fight for Israel
I will not fight for Ukraine
I will not eat the bugs
I will not live in the pod

Just not gonna hahaha

>>212027589
Person.

how come leftists are now allowed to openly go on about hitler having the right idea, but rorke is the actual nazi for saying women dont have penises

Why does it seem like it’s difficult for Eurobros to move to the US but any jeetoid with a pulse seems to be able to do so

>>212027611
rorke is not hecking wholesome

>>212027611
Did I stutter?

>>212027598
If America was 100% white I'd move there in a heartbeat
NEED a massive house in a White area, a luxury Cadillac, and gunz

Might actually work.

>>212027632
last time i checked maine is like 98% white or some crazy

Blood of christ.

>>212027632
Visited white middle America a few times and it is literally a Utopia. They're all so friendly, and polite, and hardworking. It's a crying shame that the powers-that-be are working so relentlessly to destroy it.

>>212027651
Nuke.

>>212027442
Thank you for your service. You wil always be remembered fondly for helping Britain back on her feet.

Which one of you was this?

Check this out.

Windrush is what happens when I eat too many baked beans!

>>212027670

Help.

I am not normal.

>>212027744
still have her growler pic saved

I am the factory.

£30k in 30 days is it possible?

Nuke.

Got the rucka rucka ali on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnEvh5g97JQ

alri lads
manageed to shit myself for the second time in my adult life today
saw chili flakes in the poo so i know what caused it, too

>>212027632
> a massive house in a White area, a luxury Cadillac, and gunz
Most White Americans in middle states don’t live like this
You’re more common to find White Trash than the former
>>212027670
It’s not that good

>>212027787

Bro lives.

Why do they never put carrier bags in the self checkout sections what the fuck

>>212027442
praise jah!

>>212027826
are you nonwhite or just a self hating wigger

>>212027830
I am sleepy.

I'm a massive teat

I have Schiizophrenia?

my morning poo gave me goosebumps

>>212027850
because people can’t be trusted and don’t pay for them

another day another brown man lowballing me on fb marketplace in barely coherent english

>>212027886
I did.

Sing a song daily.

>>212027896
Call him a dik ed

>>212027850
often just leave my shopping at the self checkout these days and walk out if i have to hunt down the shopping assistant (probably nigerian) who hides the plastic bags
same if im waiting ages for them to come and approve something
country is a fucking joke

>>212027789
£1k per day. Easy.

Thanks.

>>212027850
because i fucking steal them nigga!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, the curtains are drawn, the truth is laid bare
we're gonna eat you, rorke.

Only I know?

>>212027850
what shithole do you live in?
they're always next to them here

Heart attack.

>>212027955
Nukerussian..

>>212027858
i left that dump a decade ago
nonwhites love the us btw, just like how indians/chinese love ausfailia while sudanese clapmeat (i.e white australians) hate it

the us is an absolute hole, there’s nothing redeemable about it and never will be
fumigate it from top to bottom

just bizarre that one day some brown man woke up and decided from that day forward he would devote every waking hour to typing drivel on 4chan off-cooldown

Classified.

Put this Irishhead in the grinder.

>>212027983
we can tell you've never once left your smelly bedroom mate your typing cadence betrays you

the damage from steamingtoil yesterday. just no need for it

>>212028048
alcohol calories do not count

I absolutely love my country and I think nobody can compete.

>>212028036
you’re projecting, i literally moved here around 2014

olympics 2028 is held in Los Angeles, people are going to see in real time how decadent and morally bankrupt america, shit is going to be great

rorke proclaiming we need a white hitler only to be informed by leftypol that hitler was in fact white

sir war monger

Sir Tony Blair II

>>212027955
Nw wales

>>212028070
Literally no source on that tweet btw.
Disinfo kikes on double pay.

The scrandemic as it were

>>212028140
ok

>>212028140
pokemon mr. mime ahh

>>212028184

>>212028201
Wgat is this weak imaginary obssesion. See you in an IQ test?

bowflex wanking machines

>>212028234
I will put the dog death if I think about it

>>212026650
Brainlet
Uranium decays by releasing alpha particles which can't even penetrate a piece of paper, if the facilities are buried by rubble then there's no reason radiation levels in the area would be higher.

you now remember millennials absolutely pissing themselves laughing at how they epicly pwned christians with "the flying spaghetti monster"

>>212027203
Do not get the Urus at all, or at least why it's popular with young lads
I get it as a rich housewife/couple thing so they can have a Lambo that still gets the sprogs in, but if you're a young single man there is no reason at all to get a Urus instead of a Huracan or any other actual supercar

>>212028249
Bro knows more than the UN watchdog ok buddy

>>212028267
watch out lad they'll start posting gay little infographs about zoomers not knowing how to wipe their arse or tie their shoes now

>palestine protest at 12pm in london today
this is why lefty cunts are so insufferable why do none of them have jobs

>>212028292
Urus is more practical

i am a baby deer where is mama

>>212028321
What the helly

>>212028295
What? They just said there's no elevated radiation, which is entirely consistent with the facilities being destroyed by an underground detonation. A bunker buster only has about a ton of HE in it, it wouldn't turn the place into a giant smoking crater

>>212028292
urus is easily the best looking lambo

>>212028314
horsehoe theory is 100% true

>>212028342
So there is no air vents in this underground facility

Want to see Europe? Nice flow.

fake government pigeons on my fence doing spying on me getting out the shower again

having my annual bath

>>212028355
just a single one which the yanks used to drop a bomb down. a fatal flaw in the facility design as it were

>>212028316
Why do you need practicality when you're in your early 20s? If your choice is between a rebadged Audi Q8 or something that looks like the batmobile and shoots flames from the exhaust it's an absolute no brainer

>>212028249
Utterly wrong, fucktard

>>212028374
Yeah.

David Lammy MP says Iran sleeper cells may be activated

rorke licking his finger before swiping on his kindle

when are we getting drafted?

>>212028355
Alpha particles are stopped by paper, if the ventilation has any sort of filter then it could reasonably stop any radiation getting out for quite a while
I'm not saying they definitely were destroyed, but lack of radiation doesn't mean they weren't destroyed.

Nuke.

>>212027670
Trvke

Approve Jesus.

lads I'm setting up a vanguard account for the first time
what index fund am I investing in

>>212028447
Global all cap or ftse all world

>>212028249
>Uranium decays by releasing alpha particles
They're not talking about uraniam 'decaying' though are they
They're talking about it being blown up

>>212028447
Nuke.

due lipa is pretty peng

>>212028469
This is the one.

toil freaks do really be toiling lol

wonder if tattle will get shut down

>>212028457
ESG Developed World All Cap Equity Index Fund - Accumulation

or

ESG Global All Cap UCITS ETF - Accumulating (V3AB)

>>212028484
Peng but soulless

>>212028447
VWRP

404

>>212028515
Literally.

>>212028499
you can't shut down gossip_guy

might have a gwank

>>212028464
Blowing it up just scatters it around, it doesn't change its fundamental radioactive properties. And because it was buries underground it is probably still underground because that's how bunker busters work, they're basically modern versions of tallboy or grand slam

>>212028533
Did I stutter?

>>212028409
inshallah

Oh yeah forgot how Chernobyl exploding wasn't an issue

fucking love eating my snot

Heil Hitler mein kampf.

>>212028544
>And because it was buries underground it is probably still underground because that's how bunker busters work, they're basically modern versions of tallboy or grand slam
So? Doesn't make a statement on this redundant, still worth checking and reporting

get it MADE

>>212028573
Runt.

Important viewing:

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>>212028589
Flawless. Wtf??

>>212028609
>>212028609

>>212028613
Lesse

>>212028559
Because it wasn't contained in the reactor any more, and a live reactor contains much more radioactive material than a bit of uranium in a centrifuge.
The stuff at Fordow is still buried under however many metres of rock and concrete. Think how thick the chernobyl sarcophagus is and times that by at least ten

All gone?

>>212028639
True... XD.

>>212028447
VWRL