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>I use the loli/shota forum. I've made a lot of nice friends there. Lolicons are basically the only people who will actually play video games with you and remain a loyal friend.
Important viewing
https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542
https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662
she has my number but chooses to email. what explains this?
"When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean" โ Lรญnjรฌ Yรฌxuรกn
Mad that people spend 8-12 hours doing shit they hate daily for money. That's mad. I'm on benefits and I get 1200 a month.
This is going to be my monthly treat list:
>vitamin infusion
150 quid
>sports therapist sessions
250 quid
Focusing on my health this month.
>>212028632i thought the idea behind shota was that you want to be the little boy not shag him
going back to bed because depressed
bye
what do you lads watch or listen to wfh?
sick to bastard death of music and podcasts. cant stand the radio either
was all ready to drop 500 on vanguard but they're asking for my national insurance number and I haven't got a clue
>>212028673I think most shotacons are female pedophiles. theres some jap term for it but i dont remember
>>212028673In straight shota yes
But obviously gay shota gets a bit noncey
going to start work because slave
bye
>>212028685ring 101 and ask them they will tell you it
>>212028684Limmys stream is alright for noise.
>>212028684i play video games
>>212028684white noise or ambient tracks
>>212028694Red card was bot for me.
My guard's baby mama showed up and they got into a fight. He ended up hitting her over the head with a stick. I tried to stop her but she was too intense and let them brawl. She's gonna end up hiring some big guys to kill him
>>212028685no idea how people like you navigate life when you could just find out how in 2 seconds using google.
>white noise or ambient tracks
just watched a 10 minute video about which star trek ships are the worst
Hello, police please. Hi yeah I've lost my nationa insurance number, could you...?
>>212028728google has my national insurance number yh?
>not knowing your NI number by heart
grim
>>212028726Are events like these common in your country?
>>212028731Odd thing to he triggered by
>>212028741fine if you just want jest and never want to find out your national insurance then please carry on loser
>>212028745didnt sat that did it. further evidence of you genuinely being a stupid person.
that little nigger boy betrayed me
>>212028751Baby mama drama is common everywhere. Violence maybe less so. But she's insane and he's an idiot.
>Odd thing to he triggered by
phoning 999 because i've forgotten my bank pin
>>212028685Keep my NI card in my wallet, me.
It's stained with ink and almost snapped in half.
>>212028788he's a pile of ashes somewhere
>>212028779>Baby mama drama is common everywhere.Evrrywhere there's blacks
>>212028805probably for the best. he would cringe very hard at how his own son is mega-retarded
>>212028807m8 it's common in white council houses
Most brokies are fucking stupid
More news at 10
>>212028828*his daughter
you're mean
aye bruh my cousin dequantavious got shot at popeyes parking lot by his baby momma so we's finna throw a cookout fo him
NINO is on your payslips retards. you DO have a job don't you?
"Baby momma" has to be the most egregious of the zoomer-adopted blackyankisms
Hello my name is Ninoooooo
i hire a Jamaican woman to live in my apartment and occasionally beat me so that I'll be prepared for the retirement home
>>212028858genuinely harrowing how thick some people here are.
>>212028858>payslipsFOY
We call them itemised pay statements
Starting investing in ETFs with 500 is fucking dumb as well
Good year gets 10% returns, well done pal you've made 50 quid. I think unless you have 5 figures to drop in and then carry on putting 1000 in here and there over the following few years it's not really worth it.
Better off using the ยฃ500 to get a qualification or ticket for something you can make money with
>>212028642London is a third world shithole.
>>212028895Yeah okay retard
>>212028895its a long term investment. compound interest nigga.
if you're focusing on yearly interest then get a cash ISA instead
>>212028895>Better off using the ยฃ500 to get a ticket*gets ยฃ500's worth of lottery tickets*
>>212028920>nigga>>212028895>dumbWhy do you lot get more yankish when you're talking about money
>>212028891Don't they call them paychecks or pay stubs instead?
>>212028945i find it humorous. its not that deep nigga
>>212028945white people have been calling each other nigga on 4chan for more than 20 years now lad
he's gearing up for some satire
Irish and Irish diaspora be like
Fat jab now available on the NHS in England. Please remember though it's a waste of time and money if you don't put the effort in. There are no shortcuts.
>>212028920>compound interest nigga.With ยฃ500 the impact of compounding is so low that it's not a significant amount.
Mine is nothing special but I've made 17k over 5 years through lump sum investing starting with 10k and putting a further 29k in during market dips since then
Can't believe pride months almost over already
>back to work after paternity leave
>4 hour meeting at 10
>>212029005didnt ask nigga
>>212028985The weight re-gain isn't a chemical thing though, is it? They just return to their old habits I assune
>>212029029Yeah but you can go into it relaxed because no one's expecting anything of you
>>212029029i'd crawl to the nearest electrical socket and fry myself to smithereens if i found out my fucking dad was posting here good lord
>>212029026Based Ottomans didn't want negro bastard spawn
>>212029065No you wouldn't, I'd keep you safe sweetheart.
>>212029052>They just return to their old habits I assumePretty much
>jabs supress appetite>stop jabs>start eating more againFor some people it does permanently change their eating habits but some people are just fat cunts and can't break the fat cunt mentality
>>212029071Only nerdic wh*te people will gladly raise mulattos
>>212028659The ladies love a man on bennies don't they
>>212029065Caught my dad on reddit once
This is legitimately crazy. I will do it my way.
Fairly certain my brother posts here
>>212029090no, he's a miserable spastic with 10 different mental problems and his life is hell
>>212029090I'm unironically handsome and in good shape. Have a nice car. I just say I'm on savings right now wahey!
The whitest school in Kent
>>212029111https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542
https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662
>>212029065Yeah lad you're definitely better than us even though you're on the exact same website that we are
>>212029108Girl in my dm's right now, well whatsapp
I'm a mentally ill spastic but girls still after me
Yeah, still not going to click those links mate.
>>212029121Didn't say that did he
Twat
I am just saying this is terribly horrible?,
>>212029123no they aren't heathermong
you're a spaz trapped in your own mental prison x
>>212029090Man thinks 1200 is a lot, my takehome on my first job as a literal hole digger 8 years ago was more than that
>>212029121not my point at all mate
im a zoomer with hardly any real responsiblities i can afford to rot my brain a bit, a man with kids on the other hand should wisen up a smidge
>>212029129https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542
https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662
>>212029119Holy shit those comments
excited to start off a brand new week with a big raping of my arse
For some reason they are worse now.
>>212029160Yeah, I'm still not clicking that mate.
>>212029119Lol at the Irish diaspora police officers trying to keep a handle on things. They bloody love it.
>>212029130>>212029159>I'm better than you lot are even though I'm on exactly the same website you're onMorons
Got one of these in the 'ven for brunch.
Starting my day the tasty way, you see.
heatherfreak's clearly one of those high-energy autists who could've done something actually useful like be the worlds most efficient postman or librarian or something but this is the life he's ended up with instead kek
wonder what went wrong?
I;m thinking about thos beans
>>212029222enjoyed this gif
>>212029240I had a tin for breakfast
>>212029232Being efficient gets you fired at the royal mail
>>212029232mousey is high-energy
hm just makes the exact same posts every day because he's got that lame autism plus 5 other mental illnesses which render his life miserable
>>212029232These are your ancestors
>>212029280did you even read the content of my post or are you just stuck in one of your neverending autism loops where you start screaming and hitting yourself in the head if you don't shit out a dogshit zinger like this every 60 seconds
What does blood smell like XD?
>>212029280*Raises a bone and points it at you*
>>212029280mental how much white blood purifies genetics
Don't enjoy BBC News making the US attack the main news source in a big bold red background when I have good sources that have told me nothing will happen
boom clap sound of my arse the shit flies out and splatters on the water
>>212029325https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xvbw18rma_4
Rorke really thinks renewables don't work meanwhile they're producing 70% of electricity right now
>>212029352Alex vibes. I used to have a moustache.
>>212029367Word from me I am Aryan, boi.
Any idea on how to come up with things to talk about
>>212029393Just start discussing ww1
Heathermong, are you a millennial or zoomer?
Off out to the men's mental health warehouse anybody want anything
>>212029280I need Timmy
I'm holding out for a Timmy till the end of the night
He's gotta be weird, and he's gotta be weak
And he's gotta be awkward around girls
>>212029403Austria-Hungary was totally justified in their police action in the Balkan states but Germany should have stayed the fuck out of things
>>212029393you have to do things to have anything to talk about. i have this issue when i visit grandadbergovitzstein he does fuck all and neither do i so nothing to speak about
you could get into geopolitics theres an infinite amount of content and no barrier to entry and you can formulate an opinion immediately based on your morality
got wasted off wine in the heat on saturday and now my sister and her friends hate me
ffs lads
>>212029436Are you a zoomer?
>>212029340mental how so little ethnic blood ruins a perfect white lineage
boils my fucking PISS when people pronounce skoda as shkoda
>>212029457That's the proper way to do it though.
Timmy's weak abd gracile bones could easily be crushed by a stronger man
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>>212029476you've wasted your life here and will die alone
>>212029457Doesnt bother me a bit. Someone pronounced cadence wrong the other day and i couldnt even be arsed to correct them.
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>>212029476he pooped his pants after eating the pink slime she cooked him last night
>>212029467thats nice i will keep that in mind if i ever visit the czech republic
>>212029461Shoe on your head, kike.
>>212029492uh oh lad! you're giving him the "rise" he's after (the way he copes in his head with being severely mentally ill)
>>212029457It's what the ads say
Interdastingly enough, the yanks' weird pronunciation of Hyundai is closer to the actual Korean pronunciation but here they've given up and use the full anglicised pronunciation in their ads the same as Ikea do
>>212029485have actually sucked my own knob before
>>212029441sometimes feel like I only do things so I have things to talk about with people and appear normal. If there was no pressure to appear normal I'd probably just sit in a chair and stare into space and go for walks.
>>212029513Young James May
Autist constellation of features
>>212029514It's not even like the Eye-kea/Eeekea thing when the adverts literally say it the proper way. You don't need to say it like that, but it's irrational to be annoyed at the ones who say it right.
>>212029536Our ads are all being condescending about filthy westoids pronouncing their precious brand wrong
>>212029577that face when you see a Tory twatwaffle
Gonna pronounce it as Oi-ran now like some bad impression of a Cockney
Opening up a shop and I think I'll name it โBoss Poosโ
>>212029585Most recent one here is typical Ikea mixed race family doing mixed race things to a version of Thankyou For Being A Friend where on the last line they change it to Thankyou For Being A Mate
HATE when brand names are actually pronounced differently from how they're read
While we're at it I HATE the English language too cos it has so many words that are pronounced differently from how they're read and it SICKENS me
>>212029601Who to? You have no mates and never leave your smelly bedroom, just going to yell it out loud to yourself?
>>212029577I'm not the one jumping up and down and pissing myself every time someone talks about a foreign car.
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thats enough outta you rorke
Rorkeโs daโs boyfriend
>>212029635you are the most molested man on earth
Iran? Nigga I can't even walk.
received some good news so I'm in whitepill mode today
Three expired Yum Yums for my breakfast
>>212029712how fat are you? dont answer this actually
>>212029678I don't know man I've heard some crazy shit
Ubereats on the way with MAHMOOD
>>212029719But come on itโs Sheldon :P
>>212029718Genuinely not fat at all, I was actually clinically underweight a year ago.
>>212029712Hope you shit yourself inside out
>>212029712can get fresh ones from lidl for 3p each and they are packed with nutrition
>>212029733Why? I think they will just be a little bit stale
>>212029718>dont answerFatties will never miss an opportunity to bore you with a blog
>>212029755Inside. Out.
And I hope you die.
>>212029718A 645kcal breakfast is not that much for a man
>>212029725who delivers the ubereats in countries with no brown people?
>>212029775Ok thanks mate x
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Lily Allen was right when she said thousands died in Grenfell
>>212029776That's 60% of diego's daily calories
>>212029776LOL
fattie boom boom
new housemate pisses in the shower
>>212029810Watched the whole thing because girlfriendberg put it on and I didn't feel a single shred of empathy
>Wife has opened up a child maintenance claim against me. We live in the same house.
I'm smegged up to the gills
Catch this nut in your shore mouth because she us gonna like it.
>>212029810Mad how much I've been personally inconvenienced because a brown person in London didn't chuck out their old fridge
>>212029820You are a woman-sized goblinesque incel
Not going on X anymore. Just negative energy attempting to destroy my psyche
>>212029810Brown fella overloads power socket with a fridge-freezer amongst other things
Starts fire
Emigrates
Why did Theresa May and the Tories do this?
kettle, air fryer and microwave all plugged into the same socket. not my problem
>>212029851whole internet is a psyop mate
Never understood how a fridge freezer caught fire
Fridges are cold not hot
>>212029888I unironically do this (well theyโre all plugged into the same power strip) is it supposed to be bad? Not like theyโre all used at the same time
>>212029888and the toaster?
>>212029888get the washing machine and lawn mower plugged in there and all
>>212029810>Directed by Olaide Sadiq I bet this is fair and balanced!
>>212029900Go to a fridge right now and give it a reacharound
>>212029900Think you're onto something here mate. Somebody somewhere is covering something up.
>I remember I was on the train early that morning. A little girl said Daddy the building is on fire. Everyone was glued to their phones. She then said it again, and all of us in the carriage looked up and saw huge clouds of black smoke billowing around the tower. She warned us. Will never forget it.
Was meant to be at work at 9 lel
Got two eggs in my brekkie wrap
>>212029934>She warned usSpooky that, how did she know??
>>212029934why didn't they listen to her sooner
could've prevented all of this
>>212029959Blud showing off that heโs driving a Mazda
>>212029959is that a scrunched t-shirt we're looking at below or a mass of pink flesh?
>>212030008salmon pink chino shorts
If they had yank style fire escapes and a fire department that wasn't a pack of numpties that told people in a towering inferno to shelter in place I wouldn't have spent the past 7 years filing chinese warranties
>>212029934If I were there in that train carriage I would've put a stop to it
>>212029996Same boring cunt who blogs his entire life here. Bored us with his car boot sale expedition yesterday.
How do I contain my LUST??
>salmon pink chino shorts
>thalmon pink chino thyortth
>>212030023utterly wild some people have not even a single person to watsapp blog with they have to do it here
im a loser incel cretin and even i have someone i could watsapp blog to
>>212030023>>212030063heโs blog posting here because he likes negative reactions to it like these
Rape your family members.
Come over to my house and give me a blowjob please
The Belgian just dm'd me. He wants you to know that he'll be be on in 20 minutes
>>212030115No you're blogposting here because you have no mates and now you're trying to stop people stating this plainly with
>h-ha actually I like it when I get abuse- Hang yourself.
>>212030172Neoliberal bull logging in shortly, Timmies must evacuate the thread ASAP xx
had a really nice sleep and I'm feeling great right now but I have NOTHING to do today, NOT A SINGLE THING
>>212030185Not me lad but keep pretending you arenโt giving him what he wants if it makes you feel better
Might go for a walk in the New Forest
Where the International Timmy Conference will be held
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch%C5%AB_Province
Might go for a wank in the Old Forest
mumstein's been dumping all her money into my bank account to avoid debt collectors garnishing her account
thinking about going out and getting a classy escort with all this dosh, i should have made the money back before she starts asking for it back
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>>212029837This will sort you out
>>212030268Ah yes, the underclass
ever just sit and have a good honest-to-god think about pooey bums?
>>212030268what a grim post
why's mummy in so much debt
check out these 360 waves
>>212030295she's fairly successful now but these cunts are hounding her over debts she had years ago, she owes them like 10 grand and she needs that money to reinvest in her business
>>212030268My mum just withdraws all her money in cash as soon as it hits her account so none of her payments can come out. Sheโs so bad at managing money and in so much debt itโs mad.
>>212030317so to be clear
someone gave your mother money with the agreement of both parties she will pay it back when she can
now she has the money to pay it back but she doesnt want to cos she wants to make even more money
but you think the people who are owed 10k are actually the bad guys?
state of you dishonest underclass bogans
scamcology is a load of baloney
>>212030274only rns fw mn turtwig
>>212030369Yeah youโre perfectly normal heatherpaedo donโt listen to them mate
>>212030368it's not fair to push someone back down when they're trying to get a leg up in the world, they've waited all these years, they can wait a little longer
wish I was in a wheelchair get paid 5 grand a month for the rest of my life tax free
>>212030394err they are the ones who gave her a leg up by giving her money to begin with
now you dont want them to pay back (if ever there is amount of wealth where you would justify it anyway) until you're a millionaire
just admit you and your mother are thiefs
debt collectors are satanic servants of mammon
usury is forbidden in christian teachings for good reason
>>212030407if you'd be wheelchair-bound for life for ยฃ60k a year then I don't know what to say other than go for it mate
Diego having a meltie taking out his rage towards tenants who get into rent arrears on some random Aussie woman heโs never met
an a personal level never lend money to anyone, i have made this mistake before
>>212030421actually they didn't give her the money to begin with, they bought the debt from some other entity that gave her the money, their whole business is buying debts and then collecting on them, they're vultures
and i'm not a thief, i pay my bills
>>212030427id take your arm off for that deal
>>212030453>i bought a ticket to watch the cricket from x>x were sold onto y>umm aktually we dont have to honour your purchase cos you didn't buy from us you bought from x, tough luckstate
>>212030462snap your legs on livestream for us then wheelchairlad
>>212030453you and her are evil, your morality is twisted to suit yourselves. like niggers who defend stealing because muh slavery
stephen fry #1 on my list for post-death yewtree'ing
>>212030486>>212030491mum says she's actually paid off this debt years ago but this company is claiming otherwise, she may be chatting shit but i've read the google reviews for this company and a lot of people are saying they're scammers who pursue debts that don't actually exist, and any positive reviews are obvious plants, talking about how they were able to sort out a reasonable payment plan and all that shit.
mum has tried to negotiate a payment plan with them and they were having none of it. i'm inclined to believe her. they're evil.
>>212030559usury is also evil yes. the world is full of evil people doing evil silly things
>>212030559so basically you were lying earlier?
obviously we are sympathetic if they are trying to steal from you, instead of you trying to steal from them like you announced earlier