Thread 212028609

edish

samuretard

Important viewing

https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542

https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662

she has my number but chooses to email. what explains this?

"When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean" — Línjì Yìxuán

Mad that people spend 8-12 hours doing shit they hate daily for money. That's mad. I'm on benefits and I get 1200 a month.

This is going to be my monthly treat list:

>vitamin infusion
150 quid
>sports therapist sessions
250 quid

Focusing on my health this month.

>>212028632
i thought the idea behind shota was that you want to be the little boy not shag him

>>212028659
Enjoy :)

going back to bed because depressed
bye

what do you lads watch or listen to wfh?
sick to bastard death of music and podcasts. cant stand the radio either

was all ready to drop 500 on vanguard but they're asking for my national insurance number and I haven't got a clue

>>212028673
I think most shotacons are female pedophiles. theres some jap term for it but i dont remember

>>212028673
In straight shota yes
But obviously gay shota gets a bit noncey

going to start work because slave
bye

>>212028675
Thank you.

>>212028685
ring 101 and ask them they will tell you it

>>212028684
Limmys stream is alright for noise.

>>212028684
i play video games

>>212028684
white noise or ambient tracks

>>212028694
Red card was bot for me.

My guard's baby mama showed up and they got into a fight. He ended up hitting her over the head with a stick. I tried to stop her but she was too intense and let them brawl. She's gonna end up hiring some big guys to kill him

>>212028685
no idea how people like you navigate life when you could just find out how in 2 seconds using google.

just watched a 10 minute video about which star trek ships are the worst

Hello, police please. Hi yeah I've lost my nationa insurance number, could you...?

British guy emoji?

>>212028728
google has my national insurance number yh?

>not knowing your NI number by heart

grim

>>212028726
Are events like these common in your country?

>>212028731
Odd thing to he triggered by

>>212028741
fine if you just want jest and never want to find out your national insurance then please carry on loser

>>212028745
didnt sat that did it. further evidence of you genuinely being a stupid person.

Wuhoo. Pharoh eyes.

that little nigger boy betrayed me

>>212028751
Baby mama drama is common everywhere. Violence maybe less so. But she's insane and he's an idiot.

>>212028685
Ring your dad

phoning 999 because i've forgotten my bank pin

>>212028769
Nigger!

>>212028685
Keep my NI card in my wallet, me.
It's stained with ink and almost snapped in half.

>>212028788
he's a pile of ashes somewhere

>>212028779
>Baby mama drama is common everywhere.
Evrrywhere there's blacks

Bloody useless oldman???

>>212028805
probably for the best. he would cringe very hard at how his own son is mega-retarded

>>212028805
smoker is he

>>212028807
m8 it's common in white council houses

Most brokies are fucking stupid
More news at 10

>>212028828
*his daughter

you're mean

Half breed.

aye bruh my cousin dequantavious got shot at popeyes parking lot by his baby momma so we's finna throw a cookout fo him

NINO is on your payslips retards. you DO have a job don't you?

"Baby momma" has to be the most egregious of the zoomer-adopted blackyankisms

Hello my name is Ninoooooo

Work.

i hire a Jamaican woman to live in my apartment and occasionally beat me so that I'll be prepared for the retirement home

>>212028858
genuinely harrowing how thick some people here are.

>>212028858
>payslips
FOY
We call them itemised pay statements

Starting investing in ETFs with 500 is fucking dumb as well
Good year gets 10% returns, well done pal you've made 50 quid. I think unless you have 5 figures to drop in and then carry on putting 1000 in here and there over the following few years it's not really worth it.
Better off using the £500 to get a qualification or ticket for something you can make money with

>>212028642
London is a third world shithole.

Hello.

>>212028895
Yeah okay retard

>>212028895
its a long term investment. compound interest nigga.
if you're focusing on yearly interest then get a cash ISA instead

>>212028895
>Better off using the £500 to get a ticket
*gets £500's worth of lottery tickets*

>>212028920
>nigga
>>212028895
>dumb
Why do you lot get more yankish when you're talking about money

>>212028891
Don't they call them paychecks or pay stubs instead?

>>212028945
i find it humorous. its not that deep nigga

>>212028945
white people have been calling each other nigga on 4chan for more than 20 years now lad

he's gearing up for some satire

Irish and Irish diaspora be like

Fat jab now available on the NHS in England. Please remember though it's a waste of time and money if you don't put the effort in. There are no shortcuts.

>>212028968
Only with -er

>>212028920
>compound interest nigga.
With £500 the impact of compounding is so low that it's not a significant amount.
Mine is nothing special but I've made 17k over 5 years through lump sum investing starting with 10k and putting a further 29k in during market dips since then

Respawn.

Can't believe pride months almost over already

>back to work after paternity leave
>4 hour meeting at 10

Get the biomass in

Intentionally?

>>212029005
didnt ask nigga

>>212028985
The weight re-gain isn't a chemical thing though, is it? They just return to their old habits I assune

>>212029029
Yeah but you can go into it relaxed because no one's expecting anything of you

Really???

>>212029029
i'd crawl to the nearest electrical socket and fry myself to smithereens if i found out my fucking dad was posting here good lord

>>212029052
No shit

100%.

>>212029026
Based Ottomans didn't want negro bastard spawn

>>212029065
No you wouldn't, I'd keep you safe sweetheart.

>>212029052
>They just return to their old habits I assume
Pretty much
>jabs supress appetite
>stop jabs
>start eating more again
For some people it does permanently change their eating habits but some people are just fat cunts and can't break the fat cunt mentality

Nothing

>>212029071
Only nerdic wh*te people will gladly raise mulattos

>>212028659
The ladies love a man on bennies don't they

>>212029065
Caught my dad on reddit once

>>212029076
um... >.<

This is legitimately crazy. I will do it my way.

Fairly certain my brother posts here

>>212029090
no, he's a miserable spastic with 10 different mental problems and his life is hell

>>212029090
I'm unironically handsome and in good shape. Have a nice car. I just say I'm on savings right now wahey!

The whitest school in Kent

Yes.

>>212029111
https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542

https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662

>>212029065
Yeah lad you're definitely better than us even though you're on the exact same website that we are

i love futa cheese

>>212029108
Girl in my dm's right now, well whatsapp
I'm a mentally ill spastic but girls still after me

Yeah, still not going to click those links mate.

>>212029121
Didn't say that did he
Twat

I am just saying this is terribly horrible?,

>>212029123
no they aren't heathermong
you're a spaz trapped in your own mental prison x

>>212029090
Man thinks 1200 is a lot, my takehome on my first job as a literal hole digger 8 years ago was more than that

>>212029121
not my point at all mate
im a zoomer with hardly any real responsiblities i can afford to rot my brain a bit, a man with kids on the other hand should wisen up a smidge

>>212029129
https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542

https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662

That was not it.

>>212029119
Holy shit those comments

excited to start off a brand new week with a big raping of my arse

Nope :)

For some reason they are worse now.

>>212029160
Yeah, I'm still not clicking that mate.

You caught me off guard.

>>212029119
Lol at the Irish diaspora police officers trying to keep a handle on things. They bloody love it.

Maturbate??

>>212029130
>>212029159
>I'm better than you lot are even though I'm on exactly the same website you're on
Morons

Need my arse plowed

Bye.

Got one of these in the 'ven for brunch.
Starting my day the tasty way, you see.

Boring thread desu

heatherfreak's clearly one of those high-energy autists who could've done something actually useful like be the worlds most efficient postman or librarian or something but this is the life he's ended up with instead kek
wonder what went wrong?

I;m thinking about thos beans

>>212029222
enjoyed this gif

>>212029240
I had a tin for breakfast

Bastard fuck XD Grah.

>>212029232
Being efficient gets you fired at the royal mail

>>212029232
mousey is high-energy
hm just makes the exact same posts every day because he's got that lame autism plus 5 other mental illnesses which render his life miserable

Sir Marcus Rashford

>>212029232
These are your ancestors

>>212029240
Me too.

>>212029280
did you even read the content of my post or are you just stuck in one of your neverending autism loops where you start screaming and hitting yourself in the head if you don't shit out a dogshit zinger like this every 60 seconds

What does blood smell like XD?

new shoes lads

Heavenly.

>>212029280
*Raises a bone and points it at you*

>>212029310
Aryan.

>>212029280
mental how much white blood purifies genetics

Don't enjoy BBC News making the US attack the main news source in a big bold red background when I have good sources that have told me nothing will happen

boom clap sound of my arse the shit flies out and splatters on the water

>>212029325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xvbw18rma_4

>>212029338
Word.

Rorke really thinks renewables don't work meanwhile they're producing 70% of electricity right now

anime lesbians

>>212029352
Alex vibes. I used to have a moustache.

>>212029367
Word from me I am Aryan, boi.

Any idea on how to come up with things to talk about

>>212029393
Just start discussing ww1

Men's mental health

Heathermong, are you a millennial or zoomer?

the simpson

>>212029393
Perform.

Off out to the men's mental health warehouse anybody want anything

Ghoul.

>>212029280
I need Timmy
I'm holding out for a Timmy till the end of the night
He's gotta be weird, and he's gotta be weak
And he's gotta be awkward around girls

>>212029403
Austria-Hungary was totally justified in their police action in the Balkan states but Germany should have stayed the fuck out of things

>>212029393
you have to do things to have anything to talk about. i have this issue when i visit grandadbergovitzstein he does fuck all and neither do i so nothing to speak about

you could get into geopolitics theres an infinite amount of content and no barrier to entry and you can formulate an opinion immediately based on your morality

got wasted off wine in the heat on saturday and now my sister and her friends hate me
ffs lads

>>212029436
Are you a zoomer?

>>212029340
mental how so little ethnic blood ruins a perfect white lineage

boils my fucking PISS when people pronounce skoda as shkoda

bowling ball up the arse

>>212029457
That's the proper way to do it though.

Timmy's weak abd gracile bones could easily be crushed by a stronger man

hate when this happens

>>212029476
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

I'm going to spaz out

>>212029457
Doesnt bother me a bit. Someone pronounced cadence wrong the other day and i couldnt even be arsed to correct them.

>>212029476
he pooped his pants after eating the pink slime she cooked him last night

>>212029467
thats nice i will keep that in mind if i ever visit the czech republic

>>212029461
Shoe on your head, kike.

>>212029492
uh oh lad! you're giving him the "rise" he's after (the way he copes in his head with being severely mentally ill)

>>212029457
It's what the ads say
Interdastingly enough, the yanks' weird pronunciation of Hyundai is closer to the actual Korean pronunciation but here they've given up and use the full anglicised pronunciation in their ads the same as Ikea do

>>212029514
*czechia

ummy

>>212029485
have actually sucked my own knob before

>>212029485
Yeah.

>>212029441
sometimes feel like I only do things so I have things to talk about with people and appear normal. If there was no pressure to appear normal I'd probably just sit in a chair and stare into space and go for walks.

>>212029513
Young James May
Autist constellation of features

>>212029514
It's not even like the Eye-kea/Eeekea thing when the adverts literally say it the proper way. You don't need to say it like that, but it's irrational to be annoyed at the ones who say it right.

eye-ran

Spell backwards.

>>212029536
Our ads are all being condescending about filthy westoids pronouncing their precious brand wrong

>>212029577
that face when you see a Tory twatwaffle

Gonna pronounce it as Oi-ran now like some bad impression of a Cockney

Opening up a shop and I think I'll name it “Boss Poos”

>>212029585
Most recent one here is typical Ikea mixed race family doing mixed race things to a version of Thankyou For Being A Friend where on the last line they change it to Thankyou For Being A Mate

HATE when brand names are actually pronounced differently from how they're read
While we're at it I HATE the English language too cos it has so many words that are pronounced differently from how they're read and it SICKENS me

>>212029601
Who to? You have no mates and never leave your smelly bedroom, just going to yell it out loud to yourself?

>>212029577
I'm not the one jumping up and down and pissing myself every time someone talks about a foreign car.

thats enough outta you rorke

Rorke’s da’s boyfriend

>>212029635
you are the most molested man on earth

FREE SHELDON!!!

Iran? Nigga I can't even walk.

received some good news so I'm in whitepill mode today

Three expired Yum Yums for my breakfast

>>212029712
how fat are you? dont answer this actually

>>212029678
I don't know man I've heard some crazy shit

Ubereats on the way with MAHMOOD

>>212029719
But come on it’s Sheldon :P

>>212029718
Genuinely not fat at all, I was actually clinically underweight a year ago.

>>212029712
Hope you shit yourself inside out

A clue gained

>>212029712
can get fresh ones from lidl for 3p each and they are packed with nutrition

>>212029725
Traitor

>>212029733
Why? I think they will just be a little bit stale

>>212029718
>dont answer
Fatties will never miss an opportunity to bore you with a blog

>>212029755
Inside. Out.

And I hope you die.

>>212029718
A 645kcal breakfast is not that much for a man

>>212029725
who delivers the ubereats in countries with no brown people?

>>212029775
Ok thanks mate x

Lily Allen was right when she said thousands died in Grenfell

>>212029776
That's 60% of diego's daily calories

>>212029776
LOL
fattie boom boom

new housemate pisses in the shower

>>212029810
Watched the whole thing because girlfriendberg put it on and I didn't feel a single shred of empathy

Detain. Deport.

I'm smegged up to the gills

Catch this nut in your shore mouth because she us gonna like it.

>>212029810
Mad how much I've been personally inconvenienced because a brown person in London didn't chuck out their old fridge

>>212029820
You are a woman-sized goblinesque incel

Not going on X anymore. Just negative energy attempting to destroy my psyche

>>212029810
Brown fella overloads power socket with a fridge-freezer amongst other things
Starts fire
Emigrates
Why did Theresa May and the Tories do this?

>>212029849
project on

Apply.

kettle, air fryer and microwave all plugged into the same socket. not my problem

>>212029851
whole internet is a psyop mate

Never understood how a fridge freezer caught fire
Fridges are cold not hot

>>212029888
I unironically do this (well they’re all plugged into the same power strip) is it supposed to be bad? Not like they’re all used at the same time

>>212029888
and the toaster?

>>212029888
get the washing machine and lawn mower plugged in there and all

>>212029810
>Directed by Olaide Sadiq
I bet this is fair and balanced!

>>212029900
Go to a fridge right now and give it a reacharound

>>212029900
Think you're onto something here mate. Somebody somewhere is covering something up.

In Europe..

Was meant to be at work at 9 lel

Got two eggs in my brekkie wrap

>>212029934
>She warned us
Spooky that, how did she know??

>>212029888
it lovely

>>212029934
why didn't they listen to her sooner
could've prevented all of this

>>212029959
Blud showing off that he’s driving a Mazda

Seen.

>>212029959
is that a scrunched t-shirt we're looking at below or a mass of pink flesh?

>>212030008
salmon pink chino shorts

If they had yank style fire escapes and a fire department that wasn't a pack of numpties that told people in a towering inferno to shelter in place I wouldn't have spent the past 7 years filing chinese warranties

>>212029934
If I were there in that train carriage I would've put a stop to it

>>212029996
Same boring cunt who blogs his entire life here. Bored us with his car boot sale expedition yesterday.

How do I contain my LUST??

Roman period.

>>212030023
it’s spaino

>>212030023
utterly wild some people have not even a single person to watsapp blog with they have to do it here
im a loser incel cretin and even i have someone i could watsapp blog to

Got sunburn on me calves

>>212030023
>>212030063
he’s blog posting here because he likes negative reactions to it like these

Rus before Russian

Rape your family members.

Come over to my house and give me a blowjob please

The Belgian just dm'd me. He wants you to know that he'll be be on in 20 minutes

>>212030115
No you're blogposting here because you have no mates and now you're trying to stop people stating this plainly with
>h-ha actually I like it when I get abuse-
Hang yourself.

>>212030185
hiwling

>>212030172
Neoliberal bull logging in shortly, Timmies must evacuate the thread ASAP xx

had a really nice sleep and I'm feeling great right now but I have NOTHING to do today, NOT A SINGLE THING

>>212030185
Not me lad but keep pretending you aren’t giving him what he wants if it makes you feel better

Might go for a walk in the New Forest

Where the International Timmy Conference will be held
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch%C5%AB_Province

Might go for a wank in the Old Forest

mumstein's been dumping all her money into my bank account to avoid debt collectors garnishing her account
thinking about going out and getting a classy escort with all this dosh, i should have made the money back before she starts asking for it back

>>212029837
This will sort you out

>>212030268
Ah yes, the underclass

ever just sit and have a good honest-to-god think about pooey bums?

>>212030268
what a grim post
why's mummy in so much debt

check out these 360 waves

>>212030295
she's fairly successful now but these cunts are hounding her over debts she had years ago, she owes them like 10 grand and she needs that money to reinvest in her business

>>212030268
My mum just withdraws all her money in cash as soon as it hits her account so none of her payments can come out. She’s so bad at managing money and in so much debt it’s mad.

>>212030317
so to be clear
someone gave your mother money with the agreement of both parties she will pay it back when she can
now she has the money to pay it back but she doesnt want to cos she wants to make even more money
but you think the people who are owed 10k are actually the bad guys?
state of you dishonest underclass bogans

scamcology is a load of baloney

>>212030274
only rns fw mn turtwig

>>212030369
Yeah you’re perfectly normal heatherpaedo don’t listen to them mate

>>212030368
it's not fair to push someone back down when they're trying to get a leg up in the world, they've waited all these years, they can wait a little longer

wish I was in a wheelchair get paid 5 grand a month for the rest of my life tax free

>>212030394
err they are the ones who gave her a leg up by giving her money to begin with
now you dont want them to pay back (if ever there is amount of wealth where you would justify it anyway) until you're a millionaire
just admit you and your mother are thiefs

debt collectors are satanic servants of mammon
usury is forbidden in christian teachings for good reason

>>212030407
if you'd be wheelchair-bound for life for £60k a year then I don't know what to say other than go for it mate

Diego having a meltie taking out his rage towards tenants who get into rent arrears on some random Aussie woman he’s never met

an a personal level never lend money to anyone, i have made this mistake before

>>212030421
actually they didn't give her the money to begin with, they bought the debt from some other entity that gave her the money, their whole business is buying debts and then collecting on them, they're vultures
and i'm not a thief, i pay my bills

>>212030427
id take your arm off for that deal

Sir Stephen Fry

>>212030453
>i bought a ticket to watch the cricket from x
>x were sold onto y
>umm aktually we dont have to honour your purchase cos you didn't buy from us you bought from x, tough luck
state

>>212030462
snap your legs on livestream for us then wheelchairlad

>>212030453
you and her are evil, your morality is twisted to suit yourselves. like niggers who defend stealing because muh slavery

Gangbang..

stephen fry #1 on my list for post-death yewtree'ing

>>212030486
>>212030491
mum says she's actually paid off this debt years ago but this company is claiming otherwise, she may be chatting shit but i've read the google reviews for this company and a lot of people are saying they're scammers who pursue debts that don't actually exist, and any positive reviews are obvious plants, talking about how they were able to sort out a reasonable payment plan and all that shit.
mum has tried to negotiate a payment plan with them and they were having none of it. i'm inclined to believe her. they're evil.

>>212030499
>>212030499
>>212030499
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Check back

>>212030559
usury is also evil yes. the world is full of evil people doing evil silly things

>>212030559
so basically you were lying earlier?
obviously we are sympathetic if they are trying to steal from you, instead of you trying to steal from them like you announced earlier

Apply.