Connor O'Mara edition

>>212030499 (OP)

lil heatherfreak hiding in the bathrooms at school to avoid being bullied
nun he cud do xx

>>212030608
not lying, just simplifying an issue that i didn't think i'd have to explain in any further detail in order to ward off accusations
i'd also like to point out that it's illegal to pursue these kinds of debts after 6 years but they're doing it anyway. their right to do so expired in 2021. they also have a reputation for harassing family members of people who owe the debt.

>>212030640
that's literally what you said and you even tried to defend your act of stealing from them
dont try and backtrack, own your immorality repent and do better in the future

is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family

>>212030657
I'm on your side for once heathermong

>>212030657
oh shut up you high and mighty prick

>>212030696
criminal underclass cunt

>heathermong had a tough childhood due to his disabilities

>>212030674
in this case they have a loaf of bread they were given and refuse to give it back but instead want to steal another one so they dont have to use "their" loaf

heathertimmy hiding from his bullies LOL

Not buying this Tattle Life glowop.
Never heard of this site before and it turns out it's just some shitty gossip forum, but now it's front page news everywhere for RUINING lives we need digital id NOW NOW NOW

heathertimmy getting trauma from in-person meetings LOL

>>212030761
Can you stop boring us with your opinions and actually go protest
YOU WON'T

huge bodybuilders eating out of tupperware containers subedition

and they have indicated levels of lush not yet seen for years...

morning dee lads. Got to go to Tesco x

got this issue where i don't seem to enjoy anything at all and i tend to turn to substance abuse as a result

i think i have got a gf now de ladas

>>212030499 (OP)
Why can't they just give it a non-retarded name so that I don't have to hate it?

got chatted up by a girl the other night. that has literally never happened before

spent around 25 hours playing video games at the weekend

>>212030856
how u wrnagled that

>>212030831
Shopping list?

>>212030428
In english doc

>>212030836
today is the day where i cut down my drinking. it cant go on like it has been or i am in for death by 30

Have you been doing your duty as a whiteboy? Are you locked in chastity? Are you watching interracial porn at least once as soon as you wake up and once before you go to bed? (sessions should be at least 1.5 hours a day) Have you been plapping? Have your practiced sucking? Have you worn panties? Have you touched yourself while imagining girls you know getting blacked?

>>212030876
dunno just did
we made out

>>212030875
Based
Only the 7 hours for me, finished Pokemon Sword x

>>212030781
This post has caused me emotional trauma. I demand (you) be ID'd this instant!

>>212030831
>de lads
That'll be by bus then
Dull arse licker

>>212030880
yeah i have one of those x

>>212030898
dont mean to be rude mate but making out is pretty standard nowerdays doesnt mean ure a couple

reminder that 4chan will be banned by ofcom soon

>>212030904
actually i will drive there after going to the gym

>>212030911
true
she would go on dates with me though that counts a least a little bit

>>212030937
how u know that? if u already been on dats then surely u know how u wrangled it wtf lol

>>212030886
i was a heavy drinker for almost 10 years, i'm 30 now and i haven't had a drink in 2 weeks. time to pack it in i reckon, only problem is i'm so unbearably fucking bored and can't seem to find any way to pass the torturous bloody time, and yes i have a job and go to the gym, but in my downtime i just cannot motivate myself to do anything, i certainly don't like watching films or playing video games anymore, just completely lost, i just sit there brooding in my smelly bedroom and posting here

>>212030923
The last month of 4chan...

>>212030172
where is he then? been 40 minutes now

>>212030958
it's just asking and doing things

>>212031001
so give us the play b yplay how u meet her waht texts you send to get the meet ups what u do etc

>>212030986
enjoy it while you can lad

32inch waist is too large for me. fuck sake, won't be long until I'm forced to buy children's clothing

heathertimmy gets trauma from talking face to face with strangers

We still need to work out where we're moving to when 4chan is blocked.
Regroup in Desuarchive, but then where?

>>212031054
how do do i get skinny
fucksake i have the opposite problem

nothing to do, nothing to believe in, i simply exist, but i'm not content with it

>>212031072
nicotine addiction

>>212031063
Didn't the whole 4chan source code get leaked?
Someone should ask an AI to reformat the code, make it compliant, and stick that sh!t back up on a new domain

the girls on tattle will just make another website, same as we will when ofcom bans us

>>212031072
I have quite a slender frame am only 5'8. Even at my heaviest - when I was about 78kg - I was only maximum 34inch. Should be noted that I am still capable of looking fat even with a narrow frame and could still stand to lose another 5kg or so.

>>212031063
I will fucking rebel you.

Seeing an awful lot of NL and D plates in my little Welsh village not sure what’s going on but I don’t like it

>>212031116
Netherland and Danish invasion underway?

>>212031088
Blue boards already are compliant. A reintroduction of the 4chan/4chanll split would save us

>>212031084
i've seen fat smokers

everyone easily moved to soyjak party last time
the same will happen

>>212031111
>am only 5'8
sorry to hear that, lad.

>>212031111
>Even at my heaviest - when I was about 78kg - I was only maximum 34inch
I'm 6'3 and 17 and a half stone and I wear 36 but can fit in a lot of 34s depending on the cut, it's usually my legs rather than the waist that stop me

>>212031123
They can try

>>212031139
I can rebel against it. Fight and win. I look like Hitler.

>am only 5'8

you're all paid up boy

Booking a little summer trip to Italy for me and the Mrs x

>>212031191
Vergessen.

wish i could redo my education

>>212031212
Sounds very nice! Where are you going and with whom?

/brit/ became like the biggest thread on sharty /int/ so it's obvious where to go

>>212031220
The fat picture.

>>212031220
I don't. Got all As at GCSE, all As at AS Level, all As at A Level, Graduated with First Class Honours from the University of Warwick, passed all my ACA exams first time.

Still thick as pig shit though. Education is a meme for basically just testing your tolerance to put up with bullshit, there's no shame in not having that tolerance.

>>212031223
I’m looking at Venice but might take some excursions out to other cities, will just be me and the Mrs x

>>212031104
we should join forces

the best of the best

>>212031279
oh, cool! very envious! and so who will you be going with?

>>212031272
why didn't you go to oxbridge with all As
>ACA
AI will replace accounting jobs lol

>>212031175
some selected heathermong posts for you

gets trauma from talking face to face with strangers
>>212005783

got mugged by blacks, similar traumatic origin story as the peeker
>>211897973

admits to hiding in the toilets at school, due to being bullied
>>211891039

>>212031302
Just me and the wife x

Google searched "generic politician" and had a chuckle

>>212031304
>why didn't you go to oxbridge with all As
Getting into Oxbridge is a massive headache to get into. You have to have a flawless academic record, with plenty of extra-curricular activity, and a few internships and work/voluntary experience. You also have to pass an interview, and the interview is just fucking stupid - had a friend who went to Oxford and one of the questions was "Everything in the Universe is either a duck, or not a duck. Do you agree?"
In the end it was just easier and less stress for me to pick a decent Russel Group alternative.

>laid the foundations for modern Britain

Some stats to consider:

The working population of Britain was about 20 million after the war. The Windrush immigrants were estimated to be around 500k between 1948 to 1971.

So thats 25k per year give or take vs 20 million

There were 191,000 NHS nurses in the 1960s, 5,000 of them were from Jamaica (thats 2.6%)

>>212031319
sounds, wonderful! so romantic! have you decided where you two will be going yet?

rustlers university

Partaking in the UK-wide 'Shape Tomorrow' survey

It used to be worse.

>>212031367
Venice and probably a couple of other cities x

>>212031392
marvellous, hope you enjoy xx

man at my work refers to his wife as "her indoors" which is apparently quite common, but I've only ever heard him say it

go large or go home

>>212031309
he's got memory problems lately cuz of his medication
just look at the fake convo he's having with himself about going to italy

I took the missus to the Amalfi Coast it was lovely

Listening to TMS at work very comfy

>>212031419
Thanks lad me and the Mrs will x

>>212030674
Why are their family starving? Spent all their bennies down the bookies or on drugs I bet...

>>212031372
This question's stumped me

>>212031350
>"Everything in the Universe is either a duck, or not a duck. Do you agree?"
Pretty easy answer at least

watching my 600lb kino and this obese american darkie has a maggot infestation in her skin
the little jew doctor will NOT be pleased

might pop a bit of fleetwood mac on xx

>>212031448
what's the answer

>>212031350
they still do interviews for every applicant?

>>212031464
corr imagine being so massive and smelly that bluebottles lay eggs on you

>DTFIC thinks everyone is heatherpaedophile now
Lmfao based he’s gone megaschizo again

>>212031494
They did for my cohort in 2017. They may have binned it though.

watching my 601lbs life

>>212031490
yes
aristotle literally formulated the law of the exluded middle thousands of years ago

>>212031464
Imagine being so much of a lazy useless cunt that you become an amorphous blob of rotting biomass, a sentient compost heap as it were

>>212031539
i wasn't alive back then

Daddy needs his coffee x

Bloosy rebel this noise is gone nerf.

What is a duck?

>>212031561
ktim

>>212031573
A feathered biped

The Jews

>>212031561
what if I dipped my boyfeet in daddy's coffee...? x

>>212031490
How can something be neither a duck nor not a duck
Something can be not a duck and then become a duck, for example Jon Jones, but there is no point at which he is neither.

>>212031597
DA JOOOOOOOOZ

A cricket duck is both a duck and not "a duck". Learnt that from my extracurricular cricketing.

Pan bro.

>>212030499 (OP)

>>212031611
lot of negativity in your post which i find confusing

>>212030983
Time to get a family mate.

>>212031620
Ruin them.

>>212031627
Im 5'8 :(

>>212031627
dreadful outfit

I need to get out of here for fuck sake nigger.

>>212031611
>How can something be neither a duck nor not a duck
it can't

*does a girlfart on the /brit/ air fryer*

>>212031622
But it is still a duck. The definition of a duck was not given in the initial premise, therefore anything that could be reasonably interpreted as a duck (Joe Root in the Ashes a few years ago, Jonny Bones, or an aquatic bird that quacks) is for the purposes of the question "a duck".

I missed it.

what if it's a cartoon duck or that rabbit duck

>>212031652
how's the weather down there haha

>>212031363
This whole Windrush thing is a really desperate attempt to cultivate some sort of woke patriotism for the Yookay. They do the same thing here with Maori Waitangi stuff.

It doesn't work though, it just makes the BIPOCs more uppity for power and makes the whites retreat from civil engagement. It becomes a permanent patronage system and a further money sink.

got to go to my jc appointment
fking SICK of it

Ok bro, chill out.

So tired that I had a dream about a good night's sleep. After I had a nightmare of course and another dream where I bumped into the one who got away. Overall, 0/10 kip last night

>>212031698
A rubber duck isn't an actual duck mate

just had a 10/10 sleep after reading a terrifically boring blogpost

>>212031732
so it's not a duck? or is it

If it did.

bedroom smells like piss
was pissing in a bucket because i couldn’t be bothered going to the bathroom you see

Only confusion. They give it to the wrong people though. You fucker Syrian.

>>212031767
mental how everyone used to do this
imagine the smell

900ml of iced tea in the tumbler. No heatwave thirst for me de lads x

>>212031728
A midsummer's night dream.

Rorke betting 10 quid for a 30p return and telling his nan he won a bet

Is a fetus a child or not?

I fall there.

>>212031807
You the lad who was asking about getting one of these the other week on here?

editing clips for me tiktok video. bit arduous ngl

>>212031807
>Apple Watch
>Yeti cup
>videogames
10/10 soygoy

>>212031807
aren't those full of lead

think i'd jump off a bridge if i ever got to a point i recognise individual /brit/ posters based on their interest in travel mugs

Unc.

>>212031865
No it's full of iced tea he just said

>>212031839
The tumbler? Nah had it for a few months x
>>212031862
?
>>212031865
Not sure x

cant find the inbetweeners s3 on any torrent site
fewming

refreshing cup of molten lead

Come on.

>>212031871
Reckon you should do it anyway

Sometimes i pretend im on the Joe Rogan Podcast talking to him about random shit going on in my life.
Weird cos i dont even watch the podcast

can't get .NET to work

>>212031882
oh haha silly me

All moves?

not worried about the price of petrol going up as i take public transport, which is mostly powered by electricity and not petrol

>>212031910
I do this too lol :/ not with Rogan though, better podcasts x

>>212031871
is this a cry for help?

>>212031965
i think i default to Joe Rogan because i dont know any other podcasts

bought something off a random site with next day delivery and it never arrived and after a week I just accepted I got scammed and it's just arrived now 3 months later
no clue how that's possible, it's got two 1st class stamps on it

>>212031960
and how is that electricity generated?

>>212032009
piss and nettles

>>212032009
they plug it into the wall i assume

>>212032013
No approval.

>>212032009
lots of hamsters running on wheels 24/7

chinklads really put needles in your back and claim it helps

Rights for whites -- it's not complicated.

>>212032024
U didn’t find it funny ?

>>212031718
Do you mean church?

We need bame power stations. Fed on rice and cardboard. Pedal 12hr a day for 5 years to purchase a visa. Can't cut it? You're drowned.

might get a gf

>>212031910
It's because you have no friends to bore with your idle witterings

tryna get my bussy ate on grindr before 3pm

>>212032066
we’re waiting

proper fucked up my life

>>212032066
Go on then lad.

>>212032099
>>212032111
she said no :(

>>212032066
Stop throwing literal useless garbage rubbish shitskin nameless lookless meaningless servants that serves no purpose at me. I am eating a poo. Fate of the late. Boom. Retard.

rorke

>>212032107
ktim *speaking from my dead-end warehouse job before returning to my empty, messy flat*

Don’t like that shops are now selling mince beef fucking vaccum sealed instead of the plastic trays they used to come in

>>212032000
I stopped listening to Joe Rogan when he became an antivax chud. Last thing I heard about him was that he was going to church now LMFAO

just posted a boring blogpost about my boring life

>>212032141
the mince doesnt break apart properly anymore. It's gone bloody woke x

>>212032141
makes it all clumpy as well, I fume when I have to use it

>>212032144
Making it capitalised doesn't mean we'll magically find it funny as well

can't believe gym is shut. it not right

>>212032141
Mince it yourself then you lazy shit

What the hell is a jc meeting? Is it church? Are you going to church?

>>212032141
Yeah, miss the days of carcinogenic styrofoam too.

mad how if you're nice and friendly to other people then people will be nice and friendly to you
karma init

never mind got .NET working

>>212032183
May as well hang yourself then, get a move on

>>212032134
rorke is not cute or agile
he's ugly and and awkward

>>212032190
"Israel has left the chat."

>>212032181
Best zinger you could come up with Rorke? Yikes lol

>>212032190
That's not how karma works

>>212032190
That's not how karma works

>>212032190
Not true at all.

Well I am supposed to be Peterski.

>>212032184
Never speak to me like that again in your life

Keeps typing out laughter in his own boring posts in a vain attempt to seem like a funny man

Honestly mental how much more handsome I became after losing weight

The mrs was going on about fuel getting really expensive and it just made me realise she might be an NPC
Do people have no recollection of the last three or four years? In 2021 the post pandemic demand caused huge shortages to the point lots of stations wouldn't let you fill up past 30 quid and when Russia invaded Ukraine diesel went to £2 a litre, more in some places. It costs fuck all now compared to 2021/2022

>>212032253
yeah?

>>212032141
doesn’t even make sense because how is it more environmentally friendly when it’s still using plastic?

>>212032253
How much did you lose?

thinking about wether i should support or protest the current thing

Want to suck Israeli cock

>Keeps typing out laughter in his own boring posts in a vain attempt to seem like a funny man done him

>>212032254
I was thinking this the other day. Shocking how it's still so cheap. I thought it'd have gone up to 3 quid by now. It's probably the only thing that's still the same price from 2018.

>Keeps typing out laughter in his own boring posts in a vain attempt to seem like a funny man

>>212032254
alri Martin Lewis, money man

Live and they cry.

>>212032283
I'm against it. You better be against it too.

my boss got put on three weeks' garden leave while he's getting investigated for misconduct and all his work got dumped on me.

there is a word for this and that word is "bollocks".

>>212032190
that's true and inline with how karma works

Martin Lewis Complaining About His Wife on Notorious Website

>>212032303
hmm, need to consult the social media in order to formulate my opinion on this

5'10 is the ideal height, still get some piss from tall people but still get to feel smug compared to the 5'8 lads

alrite lads. how is everyone's refrigerator doing?

he love crunchys

>>212032339
unreasonable

>>212032190
rorke discovering that smiling at his coworkers and saying "good morning" yields better returns than side-eyeing people with his cold incel gaze

>>212032349
No such recorded move.

>>212032313
Why would you think anyone here cares about this? Make your first ever friend and bore them

>>212032313
Did he molest you?

>>212032351

The Queer Theory project has always been to dethrone traditional heterosexual culture and elevate the lowest sexual castes - the transsexual, the transvestite, the fetishist, the sadomasochist, the prostitute, the porn star, and the pedophile.

>>212032363
Dogberg does this

>>212032313
>there is a word for this and that word is "blogpost".

>>212032388
I care

just 2 more weeks until putin dies of cancer

Sat on the train reading my book occasionally looking up at the other passengers and feeling sad and the group of zombies in the same carriage as me all using their faces planted to the screen mindlessly scrolling away, sometimes feel like the only person with actual conscious thoughts

>>212032390
I think this is it, sir. Fucking Jews.

>>212031431
>Listening to TMS at work

>>212032138
least you have a job and flat

just seen a bald bloke with a tattooed head. tattoos all over his head.

>Sat on the train reading my book occasionally looking up at the other passengers and feeling sad and the group of zombies in the same carriage as me all using their faces planted to the screen mindlessly scrolling away, sometimes feel like the only person with actual conscious thoughts

Is it true that gays and lesbians hate trannies? Or is that just some Rorke cope

>>212032410
Posted this from your book, did you?

>>212032419
Lucky.

>>212032351
Lost all his aura

Just changed carriages after sitting near some foul-smelling pale little incel with greasy wisps of remaining hair reading his Jordan Peterson book

>>212032434
alri homeless lad on mobile data

Russian then.

bro reading a book :skull:

refuse to filter the egyptbot until I understand its patterns

the milf from work has gone to ibiza was expecting to see some bikini pics on insta but nope, nothing

>>212032441
Believe it or not they aren't a monolithic group who all share identical thoughts and opinions.

>>212032254
>pandemic

*punches you in the face until you stop having conscious thoughts*

>>212031431
>>212032419
what is TMS

>>212032388
I care

Not that. How to achieve a satisfying feeling?

>>212032441
It's mainly gay men who are very cynical of trannies

>>212032410
people said this about those reading books being the mindless hoard once

Reading about this Kate Shemirani story where she pretty much murders her daughter. What a fucking vile cunt you have to knowingly let your child die, after isolating her from all her friends and family, all for the sake of pushing your own twisted ideology that won you your 15 minutes of fame back in 2020.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crenzwyvpn1o

>>212032506
the cricket

I ses an armpit..

>>212032524
>Reading
No you aren't, you're boring us. Go back, read your dull webpage and stay there.

I think it’s unethical for cadburys to make their tv adverts about old people with dementia it’s literally guilt tripping people into buying unhealthy rubbish

>>212032502
Oh fuck off stavros, post lockdown demand spike then

>>212032549
and what will you do about it
absolutely fuck all other than spam 4chan about it for the next 18 hours no doubt

About 50% - 50%

>>212032549
That is advertising in a nutshell. It's manipulation. It's not right.

>>212032524
in ten years everybody will think this way

>>212032487
>french lass from uni has got so fat that she no longer posts sunbathing pics
might send her some pro ana images

Nuke..

>>212032549
this, they should bring back the monke

>>212032549
cadburys chocolate tastes different to how it tasted 15 years ago, nobody talks about it, but it's true, and I'm fed up with the conspiracy of silence around it

might move there

Mostly big..

>>212032589
you won't due to both your cowardice and her non-existence

I see it more than ever bam.

Mental what you can get away with if you're a rich famous tranny freak.

>>212032633
if I was a tree I'd be a tranent

Space.

She wants a man who drinks three monster energy drinks a day

>>212032589
not the most advanced proana thinspo I've seen
>don't eat food!

did you know that women do poos as well? little know fact, but they do.

>>212032689
He drinks a monster drink
He drinks a monster drink
He drinks a monster drink
He drinks a monster drink
He posts the memes that remind him of the good times
He posts the memes that remind him of the better times

>>212032718
source?

There is an assumption in society that animeposters, frogposters and trannies are all in fact paedophiles

>>212032727
chortled at this

Russian.

>>212032524
Further proof that social media should be illegal.

black hole bum, won't you cum

I gat it.

right, be back in a minute lads
*goes to the /brit/ incel-dome and begins to cry bitterly with my head in my hands*

>>212032777
what do you get?

>>212032759
social media? more like... anti social media!! haha!

>>212032781
*closes the door*
no one need to see that

>>212032732
presumably the bowels and stomach

>>212032732
food

>>212032781
is the incel dome anything like the israeli iron dome?

>>212032814
Exactly like it but the missile countermeasure is the collective incel stink which dissolves all known metals

>>212032669
the raped

>>212032781

Spaino was hilarious ITT
Called you all out for your cowardice and blogposts good and proper
We're lucky to have him!

>>212032524
I read that this morning too and it was grim, daughter went along with it though. I don't understand conspiracy mongs
>chemotherapy is bad and doesn't work so drink fruit juice and have coffee enemas instead

>>212032638
French people don't go to uni?

new
>>212032888

>>212032190
If you're friendly and well spoken people will treat you well, it's actually quite strange
>go to see a mate who lives in a grotty estate
>wasn't sure where to park, parked in someone's drive
>two women come out aggressively going 'YOU CAN'T PARK THERE, THAT'S MY SPACE!'
>Say 'Oh sorry I didn't realise, where should I park?'
>they completely change and go from being confrontational to really friendly and helpful in the blink of an eye