>>212032888 (OP)Have a nice day :)
>>212032888 (OP)i'll fucking kill you
>>212032888 (OP)the subtle shading really makes this smiley face pop
>>212032846was exactly what I was referencing too lol
>>212032888 (OP)This fella's face reminds me
I had a nice leather jacket, right. But I was bored one day. And I just painted on the lapel, a little "aciiiid"
cut my tongue on a sausage roll and now it hurts to drink things
parliament of poos just flew out my arse
>>212032942What about sucking things?
Mad how shit Radiohead's merch is. Literally some of the worst official merchandise I've ever seen.
>>212032956shit music too haha
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Imagine having a massive house that has its own void, how the other half live eh?
can't we all just be mates
>>212032954As long as it doesn't involve drinking liquids. Can try with a golf ball.
>>212032997could keep your own void creature in it
>>212032997good spot for an evil wankdungeon
hahahahahahah
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750650808435140.mp4
So what do the Iranian people think of it all. Are they pro or anti Ayatollah?
>>212032956just went on their site and they're selling foo fighters and other bands' merch too wtf?
>>212033003Really need to sort this /brit/ meet out before 4chan is banned.
>>212032997Side-by-side poos
>>212033052To be fair, it's very fucking weird to be recording women on the beach like this. Thirdie-tier behaviour, frankly.
>>212033080It's clearly staged, do you think he wouldn't notice his gf/wife just standing next to him?
>>212033003sure let's try it out
>>212032956You can buy it and wear it around your smelly bedroom anyway
having an evil wank surrounded by cobwebs and bats everywhere while my fat pasty body is occasionally illuminated by thunder crackling outside
>>212033124Count Spaffula over here
just sucked off a fag in the car park
had something intelligent to say and then it immediately slipped my mind. fucking hate when that happens.
Spaino come back and bully them again
That was well funny in the previous thread. Got them all worked up
>>212033052Felt like a perverted freak when I took this picture and then noticed the woman walking out of the shop.
>>212033124https://youtu.be/FXPZGHk0PLA
>>212033182incel loves his inpost
oi that bloke just took a picture of me arse
>>212033182Women will dress like this with their fanny bulge on show and their arse cracks too but apparently it's men who are perverts for looking not the women for dressing this way in the first place.
>>212033182and you took this in Poland did you yeah
https://www.bigissue.com/opinion/uk-riots-immigrants-migration/
Is /brit/ a Beatles or Rolling Stones general?
>>212033242No I got in a big metal flying machine to travel between countries.
>>212033270you can't explain it can you
mad how John Lennon decided that this life wasn't for him and that he'd prefer to be a lunatic living in New York with an annoying Asian woman a decade older than him
drinking rolling rock on the rolling rocker
Eating faggots for dinner.
>>212033256both shit we like arctic monkeys hard-fi and kasabian
>>212033255>McNameeAh yes
Radiohead have always been shite, carried by yanks and their abysmal taste, same with My Bloody Valentine but MBV were nowhere near as overrated
>>212033255irish diaspora spotted
>>212033304mbv are actually great though
>>212033304The Bends and OK Computer are both great albums, the rest of their catalogue is grossly overrated though I agree with you there.
>>212033290He was Irish diaspora. It makes perfect sense
good posters too, who once knew betters now only use four letter words writing posts.....anything goes
>>212033213They dress this way for Chad, not you.
>>212033338what about Kid A
>>212033304what are some non-shit bands?
>>212033304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>212033304what do you like?
>>212033331>nooooo your opinion good when I agree but bad when I not nooooo Get over it chump not everyone has the same opinion as you. Seethe away in your rancid bedroom.
>>212033362The Soft Bulletin is the best album of the 90s
The Flaming Lips destroy Radiohead and My Bloody Valentine
Just saw them live 8 times in the space of two weeks lol
>>212033396you seem to be the one seething
no my parcel's not been delivered
see I even took a picture, it's not been delivered
get out of my way woman I'm on the phone with Amazon Customer Services
>>212033255Yeah fuck all the homeless British people, give those boat people housing instead. Thanks Big Issue!
>>212033360It's alright, I like Idioteque and Motion Picture Soundtrack - the rest of the album is very overrated though, especially HTDC.
Left: Diego when he started off posting. A loveable jester with quizzes.
Right: Diego now. A Bible-bashing bore.
MBV are alright but slowdive are shite
>flaminglipsmong is back
oh no no no
>>212033396sorry for seething in my rancid bedroom
Soooo we're definitely migrating to TheGreatBritishForum.com when OFCOM bans /brit/ or are we still undecided?
MBV are better than your favourite band. Not because they're the best and ever, but just because none of you have any actual fucking taste.
>m-maybe if I keep spamming over and over how great My Bloody Valentine are while slagging off other bands, people will agree-
We don't like your opinions. Get that bedroom stinking with your seethe.
>>212033414Bore your mates with your blogs. Not us.
>>212033441you're a mong for not appreciating their greatness
My Boring Valentine more like
>>212033465what do you think counts as good music
Spaino taking over the thread like the good old days!!
>>212033461I thought we were going to mumsnet
>Calvin Bailey was born to a Zambian father and an Irish mother
MBV are fine, they're "OK", but the way Yanks bang on about them, you's think they were The Beatles 2 or something
>>212033494When In wearing loose trousers and I start thrusting in the air and find the right rhythm that makes my nob flop up and smack my belly and then back down and smack the underside of my arse
>>212033342But, much like every self-confessed Irish man outside of Ireland, he was only like 1/4 Irish.
yes we know you like My Bloody Valentine and are upset that we don't
move on
>>212033491half their catalogue is shit they didn't even want to make they only start getting good around clouds taste metallic, embryonic is probably my favourite
Shoegaze is the great filter. You either grow out of it at age 13 or live your life as a beanie wearing manchild.
not racist
just dont like em
>>212033461Think I'll be staying right here thank you very much
>>212033491actually i appreciate them an appropriate amount while you severely overate them
>>212033508MBV aren't a yank band and aren't particularly more loved in America than the UK
Found a rabbit yesterday when I was walking home from work took it to the vet but might end up keeping it if nobody claims it
why Are they
Showing
That flag !!
Any Anglo-Celtic men in? Need some advice on how to sink pints with the lads,
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>212033538>ketchup mixed with gravy not on
>>212033544I know theyre not a Yank band but the Yanks critically acclaim them whilst our reaction was a lot more appropriate.
>>212033552have you named them yet?
>>212033544>MBV aren't a yank bandDidn't say they were you fucking boring cunt.
mental how the beatles wrote so many songs about love, yet were all deeply unfaithful and in some cases very abusive to their wives
Get the biomass in your town
>>212033588Absolutely untrue. They got much higher critical acclaim here than there.
>>212033590Stop touching children
No I never liked Arctic Monkeys.
Not that gay you see.
>>212033589Not yet. I didn't want to get too attached in case I can't keep it.
>>212033555Western infidels wouldn't dare to attack any building with the hallowed rainbow flag
>>212033527>>212033541The Soft Bulletin is a work of complete genius
mbv bait was a good move heathermong but you will still never fit in here
>>212033609DONE
What's the next step, boss
>>212033507Rorke positively seething because the UK has some brown people now
>>212033609get the biomass fed
get the biomass housed
get the biomass wanked
>Spaino at his seethebaiting best
leftypol being all lefty agreeing with left leaning political statements
>>212033640get them wanked
>>212033624it is just a ripoff of a much better record (deserters songs)
>>212033596it's because generic pop songs about love are easy to make and do well in the charts
>>212033640Get the Irish lads to inject their spunk inside the nigresses and the Irish lasses to incubate Sambo's baby
>>212033659deserters songs is good but nowhere near as good as the soft bulletin. not even close
and both were being made at literally the same time
>Rorke positively seething because the UK has some brown people now
imagine if the biomass was a giant fleshy blob of tits and arses and you could shag it
>>212033677yeah and flaming lips were just copying mercury rev for years sorry but you've got pleb taste
shag the young biomass girls
I personally prefer Deserters Songs but can acknowledge that The Soft Bulletin is the better record
>>212033703Shut the fuck up heatherpaedophile lmfao
>Lisa Moorish was born in Walworth, but grew up in Brixton, South London. She is mixed race; her father Henry Watt is a black Jamaican "mixed with Irish, Scottish, Asian", whilst her mother Iris is Irish and from Middlesbrough.
>In 1999 she had a child with Liam Gallagher
Was it bait of me to wear a Hawaiian shirt during freshers week in 2015?
So what sparked heathermong's seething obsession with the Irish then? Any loremasters in here know?
>that one better but one I like I like more
wow whatever next 'i prefer hydrogen but for me i'll inhale oxygen'
wish you'd stop inhaling outright you boring twat
>>212033704>>212033720the compositions on the soft bulletin are way more melodically dense with superior transitions as well
it's not even close even though i like deserters songs
>>212033751his mum was black and his dad was irish and they beat the fuck out of him every day of his childhood
>>212033751Heโs a Rangers fan LMFAO
>>212033751raped by his black uncle as a child
>>212033751like everything else he has a pathetic obsession with it ultimately boils down to racemixing
>>212033743She has another child with Pete Doherty
Those Irish lads sure like their mutt blackies
woke up from my nap
mental to think the toil freaks are STILL toiling lol hahahahah
>>212033786um I'm on my lunch break actually
>>212033758no one is forcing you to post here
>>212033764they're not but neither of us will change each others minds so ill just let you enjoy yourself
British zoomers are so self-hating because Horrible Histories taught them to be ashamed to be British
Was that Reddit account that got posted here a while ago actually heathermong? The one where he posted his creepy Tinder profile and asked for feedback and seethed about alcohol and alcohol drinkers?
shagger behaviour pure and simple
>>212033847scromitting
look how happy they look
Lol one of the loremasters must've been right just it set him off proper
The ONLY people I envy are those that don't work but have money either from family or some other way. They are the only people I envy except for a few other types...
https://eyerishandjamaican.co.uk/
https://eyerishandjamaican.co.uk/
https://eyerishandjamaican.co.uk/
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>>212033847The old fella is full of iron you can tell
heathermong waking up to a 404 page after the ofcom shutdown and shrieking and punching himself in the head
sitting with my legs crossed like a poof
>>212033816deserters songs is front stacked btw
i still like it a lot however
also i heard they toured and played some tiny pub in ireland
the lady telling me the story said she couldn't believe it when she saw them there
just hurry up and fire a missile at my smelly bedroom
Heโs talking to himself on the VPN again I see
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dongfeng ICBMs raining down on my tender bollocks
Twitter's strongest asset was its name and brand, and Elon Musk threw that away because of his childish retard obsession with the letter x
It's like buying McDonald's and calling it x
Fancy a maccas? A what? You mean an x? a based grok burger from x? doge fries and everything. nightmare
BREAKING NEWS:
Jordans are squeaking
>>212033971Careful Heathermong will have a gigameltie if he sees you insulting X lol
>>212033929nu-huh youre getting conscripted whilst im all cozy here in my smelly bedroom
>>212033876https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/uncle%20molested/country/gb/
>>212033694>some brown peopleLeicester is more Indian than British
Jordans are squeaking next to McCloughlin girls
got a 3 day ban on /sp/ for calling someone a smelly brown lol but in my defence, he was one so hardly my fault like is it?
>>212034017um you can be of Indian heritage and still be British
>>212033921i also like soft bulletin but simply find it to sound forced and impersonal
from the top floor of my office you can see into some flats across the road, and one time i looked over there and saw a woman sat on the toilet
had a dream where some kid got minced by an escalator, why the fuck would my brain generate such a thing
>>212033999What are your thoughts about black women?
>>212034034wouldn't that be a ban for racism outside of /b/ which would be a sitewide ban?
>>212034062going to have to push you for more details
>>212034062omen that war with china is imminent
I am a traveler of both time and space
to be where I have been
3pm at the Irish centre
The dirtiest boat cronem forming a crowd outside the front door
>>212034066Would have sex with them like any horny incel
>>212034133is 3pm when your uncle picked you up for rape time?
>>212034062you not seen the boy who gets squashed to by an elevator by his two sisters?
probably the worst thing i've ever seen or up there
It's honestly insane how aggressive Israel is compared to basically every other country in the world.
No diplomacy, just straight up bombing raids and mass terror.
I see a thumbnail with obvious text on it, I don't mouse over it. Simple as.
>>212032888 (OP)face cards +5 mult when scored
>>212034167i read every last one even if its been posted before
mindraped badly you see
>>212034167I don't have mouseover enabled
I just press the E key when I want to enlarge an image
>>212034159it's because they know they can get away with it
>>212034075I'll check for you mate
>>212033461Nah we are going to reddit
can't wait for the irish spam to stop and be replaced with poo and later gore
>>212034194why not just click the mouse button?
>>212034159They have the determination of lusty cronem but fifty times the intelligence
stephen fry?
more like sodomy gay
>>212034226pressing the E key is quicker
>>212034075was given for "off-topic, all posts should pertain to sports" lol reckon it's cuz it was a funny post tbqh
no more spam
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ugly little smelly virgin freak me
>>212034213Can it really be called spam when it's true? It is educational after all.
watching king of the hill
Why donโt the government fund the RNLI
>>212034267because you have to move your mouse cursor over to the image and click it
clicking the E key just expands it straight away
>>212034269fuck off heatherpaedo
Irish lads seething that they've been exposed
Iron brain sufferers
>>212034191No I don't make ceramics
>>212034273not his best work
>>212034299how do you even select the post without a mouse and how is that faster than just moving your hand slightly
>>>/bant/22844460
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>>212033971He also destroyed the Tesla brand with his recent shenanigans
>>21203435759 replies since last Thursday is diabolical lmao
>>212034334yeah he seemed nervous that he would get caught by the staff of whatever facility he lives in
Irish people have ten of these floating around in their brains
The lunch
Going to just sit in my car and listen to the cricket
>>212034437it's on reddit so it must be
>>212034137He has a point. There are things we think of as typically British which aren't really British. Think about cottage pie. Potatoes are native to the Americas, not to Europe. British people would have never seen a potato before the 1500s I think. So really cottage pie is a South-American-British fusion dish.
>>212034437sort of true, but south asians also eat a lot of fatty slop and are sedentary in middle age
Feels good knowing that my history of suicidal thoughts and similar mental issues mean no army would ever try to conscript me
Ahem
The lunch
Going to just sit in my car and listen to the cricket
>>212034437No it's cuz they're fucking midgets mate lol. Obviously being the same weight as someone 8 inches taller is bad
>>212034472What's your waist circumference, lad?
protesting carpet bombing officially makes you a terrorist in England now
>>212034472who tf is buying both mayonnaise and fish in a ready made sandwich
>>212034437Nope CICO doesnโt discriminate by race itโs the same for everyone. South Asians tend to eat slop full of calories so that will make it much harder to shift the fat but itโs got nothing to do with their genetics
>>212034542I find it very hard to believe you don't enjoy tuna mayo in West Britain.
The newer Futurama episodes are so shite
You'd think so many years off air would have helped their creative juices
>>212034472a fellow irn bru appreciator
Think Iโve got a hernia
kneecap's decided to join us
have you brought your black girlfriend with you?
>>2120344721069 calories for lunchberg
not as bad as i was expecting honestly
>>212032997looks like the parents place
>>212034472grim meal
good choice with the cricket
>>212034565trying to ingratiate yourself are you
Loserrrrrr
wanking my little shriveled cock like an enraged chimp
Reform have just announced they will give a tax cut to the ultra rich
Love that Nigel such a good working class lad looking after his own
>>212034472hello andrew macdonald
>>212034612fuck 1,000 calories just from that?
>>212034686The two cream slices contribute half of that
>Sobriety
Boring
>Drunkenness
Always fun, wahey!
Ready for her Lidl night shit.
Palestine Action are now a proscribed terror group in the UK
>>212033182ยฃ1 for a pack of curly wurlys are you mad
>>212034722>>Sobriety>BoringThis is true I've been sober for 10 days now and I'm stuck with my mongy little thoughts all day
>>212034751>noooooo i should be allowed to cause millions of pounds damage to my home country's military hardware this is fascism reeeeeeee
>>212034800>spray paint>millions of pounds of damage Lmao
>>212034722this except for the self loathing the day after drinking esp when cant remember what u did
>>212034822that's when you start drinking again
never stop drinking until you die of it
The whitest school in Kent
>>212034762Not a Co-op member either so can't fathom the actual price.
>>212033507jesus christ this thing is disgusting! Madison Grant was right
>>212034814ignorant mong
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/costs-damage-palestine-action-attacks-raf-brize-norton-30-million/
>The attacks have cost the defence industry at least ยฃ30million. It is feared that the damage caused to the engine of one plane may render the aircraft unsafe to be used again and could cost ยฃ25 million to replace.>While the extent of the damage is still being investigated, it is thought that red paint sprayed in to the turbine of the engine has caused irreparable damage.
just got my fucking balls ripped off at toil thats the rest of the week ruined
Is it really that easy to ride a pedal bike into an RAF base?
>>212034924Defo not been exaggerated. Youโre the type of guy to see a police announce theyโve seized half a kilo of coke with a street value of ยฃ1 million pound and believe it arenโt you
>Attack military aircraft
>Wtf they can't ban us!
How retarded
>>212034960No that's why they used electric scooters.
>>212034977Well they are brown and Irish diaspora
Dunno why people worship Steve Irwinโs son they know itโs not him right?
>>212034968was having an argument with someone about an issue that might end up in court and said something which might have been incorrect and then got flustered even though i might have been technically right and totally spilled my spaghetti started choking up. just got owned really. thoroughly embarrassed.
At what point do we acknowledge that the vast majority of "working people" do very little work at all?
>>212035038To be fair the Church of Robert Irwin puts on a good spread on Sundays, the rotisserie croc is peng
>>212035038it's the continuation of him
must be quite the burden desu
you lads ever loved and lost?
itโs been nearly a year since we broke up but i still love my ex so much, how do you get over this shit?
>>212035046real jobs are jobs where you have to clock in and out and cant leave during the day
>>212034994white people have cars
>>212035075interesting how their boiler suits look very similar to the ones al qaeda put their hostages in before sawing their heads off
>>212034855...yh i do that too
>>212035082i was really hung up over a girl i fell in love with last year, was a bit stupid really
>>212035082i've loved but was never loved back
so never really lost i suppose
Twitter screenshots? Nah, I don't click those mate.
>>212035038dunno, his daughter has big tits, but then her mum also has big tits so it's not surprising
>>212035089Even in jobs where people have to "clock in", they spend most of the time chatting to colleagues and dawdling.
>>212035134loves labour won is apparently a lost Shakespeare play
When I was a child I happened to watch a TV interview with a former Taliban prisoner who said they chopped this cock off with a box cutter
>>212035172businesses essentially exist just to share the profits of the larger system
Awful morning
Toil weighing heavily on my soul
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>>212035172depends when i worked in a shop it was shit you had to sit on the tills for hours there was no escape until you got a break or it got less busy so you could doss in the storeroom
>>212035176>loves labour wonwhat does that mean
https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542
https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662
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>>212035218hardcore muslims, irish catholics, one struggle
i had the WEIRDEST date yesterday it was men'al
if you don't wash yourself women think the musk is from sex and it drives them crazy
little tip for you guys
Nope, still not clicking on those either :)
>>212035327yeah. was weird
>>212035296They have the same IQ