https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542
https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662
fuck's sake lads
cancer's proper gay init
they should find a fucking cure
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>>212038657i thought that was mark carney at first
Weed is one of those lifestyle drugs that you really need to commit to in order to get any enjoyment from, its no good just dabbling here and there.
Of course the problem with that is, once you're really smoking it, you build your tolerance. And so you have to keep spending more. And your dealer might pack up. And the strains he's got in might be shit at that moment.
Honestly, weed is such a ballache and unless we become like the Yanks where you can just walk to the shop and pick some up, it's really not worth the hassle.
>>212038716well you thought wrong NIGGA
and you should be embarrassed
>>212038718you might want to develop a tolerance for getting a clue
>>212038591 (OP)this is the real world. the bisexual twink gets the women harem
Rorke wrongly getting caught in a nonce hunter sting
>>212038673does the dprk have any femboys
>>212038718>we become like the Yanks where you can just walk to the shop and pick some upThere is literally no rational arguement against this apart from the fact we are ruled by a dictatorship of a moralistic minority of socially reactionary octogenarians
might masturbate my penis
Watching "28 Years Later Ending Explained- What it's REALLY about"
>>212038773peter hitchens having a heart attack
>>212038718>you really need to commit to in order to get any enjoyment from, its no good just dabbling here and theredont think this is true for most people
>>212038820I accept your concession
>>212038591 (OP)how many men are in that photo?
>>212038773You're a waste of skin, and your whole family knows it
I was asked if I could give someone lift home from the airport at 1am this morning, which is just over an hour away. Parking cost me a lot of money, especially as the flight was delayed, but the person who asked didn't offer to cover petrol or the parking ticket even though they knew how much it was. Am I wrong to think this is quite rude?
Bird I don't even like is cutting herself
BORING!!!
>>212038773>the state should support my habit of soiling my brain even moreat least alcohol, as bad as it is, is a social lubricant. weed is incel haven.
>>212038820>>212038871here comes the sheltered autist brigade
might i ask your thoughts on people with tattoos?
>>2120386343rd from right is AellaGirl or something
Used to be a prozzie
>>212038871Factually incorrect! Keep protecting!
In fact I might just ask my parents if they want to smoke with me later x
>>212038880unless it's a desperate family member or a real close friend why would u ever consider going to the airport at 1am lol
>>212038718Weed's just boring, it makes you content to sit on your arse
Only drugs worth taking are psychedelics and party drugs
>>212038929your dad will probably be too busy already smoking cock
rents gotta be paid some way, eh
>>212038919Everything is either a duck or not a duck, so which was it?
>>212038902There are more reefer addict functional shaggers than genuine 5th a day drunks of the same sort.
Alcohol is way worse in the extreme.
>>212038880yes that is very rude
>>212038919was it a duck or was it the rest of the universe?
Absolutely fuck all to do
>>212038967need this like you wouldny believe
>>212038967Mental theres lads here with non-virgin girlfriends, every time they're kissing her theyre literally taking another lads ringworm in
>>212038967Why do women enjoy this?
>>212038967iterally how do i get a girl even hafl as attractive as this to do this to me
>>212038902We should legalise every drug except weed. Make the chedheads seethe in the corner while I buy a fat bag of charlie from bossmans
I donโt think the logical arguments for monogamy are very good. If itโs about investments into the relationship, why not only have one friend? The penalty for sex has been obliterated by technology. Why should you care if your partner has other friends?
>>212038967I've heard this doesn't even feel good.
Just like an annoying tickle.
Why do people continue to do it?
GOD knows.
>>212038902Agreed, never met a weed smoker who wasn't a fucking piece of shit
>>212038937she said no one else could help
>>212038967no straight man wants to experience this wouldn't be surprised if that's a tranny on the receiving end
ERM JANNY ERM GET IN HERE THERES A WOMAN LICKING A MANS BUMHOLE JANNY JAAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>212038999we need to go back to when virginity in women was prized
>>212038718I can get weed dropped off in 20 mins time, literally quicker than a takeaway
>>212039000free chocolate??
>>212039035Leads to death inevitably because it's condensed bliss
>>212038967Not gay but his puffy gooch is very lickable
Any Jimmy Savile fans in /brit/?
I think people should be allowed to smoke weed as long as they can prove zero particles of it escape their home into public spaces
I might go about seeing if I can liberate some cans from the offie.
does sucking off your boyfriend while he's asleep constitute rape?
was depressed last night so l got really drunk now l'm depressed and hungover
Might attempt the ol' 'cide on account of the ol' 'ender 'sphoria
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750612593068944.webm
Had a bit of a fun time watching this.
>>212039036>>212039000the strong female desire to be sub and get humiliated
swirling my arse in a circle and shitting out a soft serve
>>212039168Chocolate flavoured, I presuppose?
>>212039168alri mr whippy
>>212039210no mate poo flavour xx
It was legal to rape your legal spouse in the UK up until 1991. Mental.
>>212038999disgusting. all I need to do is find some teenage girl 15 years younger than me so I can groom her to be my perfect virgin wife
>>212039126they should only make concentrates, tinctures and edibles legal. Hate the smell of weed hate obnoxious mongs smoking weed in public.
Need a big boss to touch my solid snake
>>212039255old woman came up to me on the train and said I stink of weed
told that old bat to mind her own business!
>The Traitors UK
>The Traitors US
>The Traitors Australia
>now The Traitors NZ
the bbc are obsessed with this shite, aye?
haven't seen a single episode and never will
>>212039285that reminds me its time to get back on the metal gear yaoi
thoughts on Diana Spencer former Princess of Wales?
Rorke still seething over gen z boss and a mini
>>212039255I agree also ban smelly people generally
DMT. Now that's a real drug.
It's like how all drugs were portrayed in children's cartoons but so real and intense and deep.
gen z boss would get it right up her gen z cunt
>>212039296Sound mate, anything else you won't be doing?
>>212039296Trouble in Terrorist Town ripoff.
>>212038591 (OP)The dream except the birds are all 6 ft+ and posh bitches
>>212039296I assumed it would be shit but it's actually really good, not what I thought it would be at all, it's an insight into how people come up with supernatural beliefs, basically shows people create proto-religions
please don't quote this post with an image of a nerd please
My day off work and I've just slept for 14 hours straight. Fuck my life.
>>212039333gen z boss with a willy
gen z boss with a willy
>>212039370you've had 3 days off work you lazy cunt
>I assumed it would be shit but it's actually really good, not what I thought it would be at all, it's an insight into how people come up with supernatural beliefs, basically shows people create proto-religions
some of you lot are very strange - and I really do mean that in the worst way possible
>>212039401*does a messy shit all over my hand and slaps you right in the face*
>>212039308cheating on your spouse is bad
>>212039401and why should i trust your judgement
>>212039436werent they both cheating?
oven: on
chicken: in
dick: out
Is rape prevalent amongst the gay community?
What about the lesbian community?
>>212039359Yeah agreed it's much better than any other programme of its kind
Mum never used to preheat the oven when cooking for me as a kid
>>212039470sharpened piss icicle
Mum never once washed rice growing up
here we are then, the straight community
>>212039387itty bitty titties and a boner
itty bitty titties and a boner
>>212039493she's so awful and you deserve so much sympathy
queer
Any genuinely good horror films you've seen recently? Feel like it's been 15 years since the last good one
>>212039493In what other areas of life does her tendency to rush through important steps manifest?
Yeah I'm a faggot, and what? What concern of yours is it? None. Shut the fuck up.
>there are still men out there who think women are capable of feeling love
OH MY DAYS!!! HAHAHA
>>212039530bafflingly aggressive response
US is bombing Iran again tonight
>>212039545Talk to Me was good
Bret Hart SHOOTS On Making Fun Of Other Wrestlers!
>>212039570Another one fully baited by Spaino!! He's got 20 or so of you poofs today
>>212039574I will pray the United States of Israel becomes a nuclear wasteland
>>212039569don't paint all foids with the same brush just cause you're an offputting freakazoid who couldn't win one over
>>212039569wow you're so jaded and misanthropic that's so cool
>>2120395205'3 and a chode
5'3 and a chode
>>212039570That's your mum
>>212039462Charles started cheating after Diana was found to have been fucking her bodyguard.
I'm afraid you have incel disease. No woman will ever touch you sexually.
Any of you lads paid for a prostitute before? Care to share how it went? x
>>212039639l thought he was already shagging Camilla before he even met Di?
>>212039639so do we think harry is really charles' son?
just want a weeks holiday in dubai with the missus
I'm 25 and have wasted my life
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the princess piescranna
fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>212039684What's the worst that can happen bro?
>>212039673you can't cheat on your wife before you've met ans married her
>>212039691Wait until you hit 30, it only gets worse
>>212039308wonder did she have any of dodiโs egyptian spunk still inside her when she did that cheeky crash
>>212039691im 35 and same
never had a real job
never had sex
never had a gf
never lived with anyone else except family and uni halls
>>212038591 (OP)Am I greedy if I want 7 young and beautiful impregnable girlfriends? Only if I could afford it...
>>212039704feels wrong to package a pie so
incel hours have come. will be nothing but trannyspam, porn, melties, and incel-blog posts until 4AM tomorrow. time to log off, methinks.
>>212039691May as well kill yourself mate, it's over now x
>>212039759you WILL listen to me complain about my shit life
Made a nonce-praising thread in outer /int/ as per my current gimmick of praising nonces
had a problem with my computer not booting at the weekend and it turned out the problem was it was trying to boot from my mouse instead of the hard drive. what an idiot
>>212039684why is she giving the ira condoms
>>212039759yeah alright shagger, you'll be busy shagging yeah? ahahaahahahahhahahahaha
I liked that webm of that bird tonguing that bloke's arse it was well good.
>>212039754a pie is a package already
it's a package of filling in a package of filling in a package
*takes a poo out my bum*
*reaches inside your bum and puts it up there*
just done you a free poo transplant lad. you should thank me.
>>212039785i really cant thank you enough
>>212039613>>212039615ROASTIES SEETHING!! HAHAHA
>>212038667Just looks fucking stupid doesnโt he
>>212039855genuinely a very sad post lol
what cans should i get from the shops lads
>>212039759back to the kennel ya fuckin dog!
*pisses on you*
>>212039817did this once with a lad i was messing about with and got an infection
>>212039431that is soooo rorke
>>212039883not as sad as your existence
*heems you*
>>212039942you sound like you need a hug
>>212039903Rolf goated, not as goated as Peter Scully
Utter insanity that children in 3rd world countries can be born with such insane disfigurements that you'd think they'd been flattened with a truck
currently playing my steamdeck in toil
bossberg is off for a week you see
Palestine Action uphold the international humanitarian law, the UN rulings, which our government refuses to abide by.
And in response our government outlaws then as a terrorist group.
I promise you this - if the US puts boots on the ground in Iran, Starmer will be begging his masters Trump and Bibi for permission to join in.
>>212039958I do, but that's neither here nor there
*rapes you*
>>212039997oh right thanks mate
rorke playing his steamdeck during toil because bossberg is off for the week
My mate's got his rape trial in a couple of weeks
Mental how picking the wrong partner can completely make or break your entire life
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love these cat meme tiktoks
>>212039592Opening looks goofy but I'll keep watching. Have you seen Atterados (2017)? Last good horror I've seen
>>212040028Maybe he shouldn't have done a rape?
>>212040026Stop sending pictures.
>>212040028>trusted a womangot what he voted for again!
HAHAHAHA
>>212040028>picking the wrong partnerWhat you mean he picked a woman that he couldn't resist raping?
>>212040038Get the brown biomass converted into fuel
>>212040038leftypol joyous his niece and nephew will feel like strangers in their own country
Average Australian living room
>>212040088not clicking that thanks x
Stay angry. Keep the blood pressure up. lf you relax even for a moment they win
imagine replying earnestly to someone's blogpost, talking to him in a post chain that goes on for like 10 minutes, then just suddenly going "yeah but did I ask" and not replying. thinking about how mental this is
>>212039036doesnt surprise me at all
why would it feel good? does cleaning your arse in the shower feel good? there are no pleasure neurones on your anal sphincter
>>212040106Honestly bad at numbers
>>212040060>>212040041Nah he's innocent
I've slept in the same bed as him multiple times, twice when I was naked and very drunk, and he never raped me
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>>212040160why were you naked in bed with him
>>212040160I'd rape you, no cap
poo screaming out a nigger's arse
>>212039344which is just a werewolf ripoff
>>212040106thats just me ol mates bazza dazza and wazza
>>212040160>he never raped me, your honour.
some days I wonder what's the point of continuing on with life, might as well just end it. then I remember how good it feels to want to kick a foids teeth in through the back of her skull
>>212040012and we will all be there right behind him, willing and ready to die for israel
please answer me honestly, why do you post the same images over and over?
>>212040160maybe he didnt fancy you
>>212040160female 55yo feminist judge about to put him away for 10 years
>>212040160how do you know he never raped you when you were blackout drunk?
the time i got mouth raped i was very drunk and only just remember it
>>212040270someone Bradley this freak
>>212040270are you asking me? bit confusing this
yanks fucking love larping as irish
rape screaming my own arse
>>212040259whats troubling you mate who rejected you
>>212040038can't imagine how awful this country will be to live in when i'm 50
i must get out of here. i must get free
/brit/ is a Christian general that believes Gid blesses those that bless lsrael.
>>212040303I'll have you know me granpappy was from clan Cromwell and came from County Durham, pure Irish heritage
getting the rape dungeon repainted
>>212040312my second cousin, we coulda made cute babies together but she ended up with some deadbeat druggie, oh well
off to chirch to worship gid
>>212040318it's a shame I'm a stupid NEET with 0 skill sets in demand abroad or at home
>>212040290feel free to answer if you are a person who posts the same image multiple times per day
>>212040378Get a teaching degree and teach English in the East. Turkey or summat
might start writing down my feelings
>>212040160maybe he's not gay mate
>>212040382i used to do this because i was too lazy to save new pics and liked checking out my past posts with the md5 hash
If the supreme God of the entire universe is real then why does he hide himself and only communicate via a largely mistranslated 3000 year old book of Jewish mythology and blood lineages?
Just doesn't make sense to me...
>>212040449right this is we've reached the ultimate /brit/post we can shut it all down now
>>212040038cornwvll... home...
>>212040441can't eat baked beans me. disgusting
>>212040481he doesn't hide himself
>>212040481>why does he hide himselfwhat do you mean by this
> only communicate viawhat do you mean by this
>mistranslated what do you mean by this
> book of Jewish mythology and blood lineagesif you had read even a bit of genesis you would find out why
>>212040192Just somet mates do sometimes
>>212040276>>212040452I'm fit
>>212040441Not me. I'm eatin' Sloppy Joes and washing it down with a Mr Pibb.
Why don't we just stop bringing em in?
>Palestine Action group to be banned, home secretary confirms
waheey
imagine cupping your hands either side of diegos pathetic skull and just fucking crushing it like its made of paper mache
>>212040378kek this is me
regardless i have to get away
>>212040614What are you trying to say?
>>212040578we should bring more in, then give the native Anglo populations Gatling guns and we just drive around the streets mowing them down like the worthless beasts they are. splatter their kids first before their very eyes, inshallah
Okay God believers, explain childhood bone cancer. Why does God do that?
>>212040649least maladjusted inhabitant of the southern hemisphere
>>212040667god doesn't "do" that
god permits our sin to permeate the world due to original sin
god also has clearly revealed to us that our bodily death is not the end of the story
>>212040649Racismlad. You're a beautiful guy who has a Med look. I've seen your face. Stop being so hateful
get their tummies tickled
get their heads patted
>>212040667it's really funny
>>212040667kids deserve it
willy is currently at 64.53% hardness
gay fella at work wants to adopt a 13 year old ukrainian boy and all the women think it's really nice and admirable
Englishman Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guรฉhi born in Ivory Coast
we joke about it but is there any actual chance of us actually being conscripted to fight against Iran?
>>212040750he should adopt rorke instead
>>212040694thank you my good sir
>>212040705I've never posted my face here you dumb brimstone skinned beast
Reckon we souldn't let the uneducated underclass vote me.
Barring nonces an subhumans to have a voice on the direction of this country will only do it good methinks
>>212040703Imagine believing this shit LMAO
>kids get cancer because of original skinOmds
Just found out this girl who was in the year above me gets on yachts in Dubai
>>212040771Funny, looks more Welsh than English
>How did our daughter get Stage 4 bone cancer, Dr Diego? Sheโs only three years old!
>Well you see it all starts back with Adam and Eveโฆ
>>212040811She gets pooed on by Arab sheikhs. Maybe she even eats the poo.
At least since she's a westerner she won't be killed or disappeared into sex slavery like what happens to the Slavic girls who do this.
>>212040788what is your ontology?
not only is biblical ontology a basic truth, but in accordance with itself, it is the only logically coherent ontology
>>212040620I'm thinking of re training as an engineer or something technical/in demand. I think if your smart at the moment your planning an exit strategy. It's been 20 years without any real growth in this country, and based on the finances/situation of the country at the moment we have another 20 years of stagnation ahead of us. literally Japanese style lost decades.
>>212040822Gay ass music this one.
>>212040811Lucky girl. Hope it lasts.
>>212040832Thought this too
>>212040811she's really nailed the generic slag look
lts literally scientific and historical fact Eve ate an apple and then ting goes wong
>>212040849omds lmfao christfags DO be believing that shit
>>212040849more reasonable than your fishy ancestor did a mutation a hundred million years ago
caving a negroes head in as we speak
>>212040560gays are sick in the head and literally can't comprehend that straight people exist
>>212040884>I am too retarded to understand evolution so, um, God did it xD except when bad things happen lol thatโs original sin or something like thatWish I was dumb enough to be a Christcuck man life would be blissful lol
>>212040912Look I understand if you don't want to shag a pooey bumhole, but I guarantee there's lads out there whose faces you'd love to shag
Diego is the Jeremy Clarkson of /brit/
>>212040858finances are the least of our worries, at least japan has always been an actually nice, ethnically homogenous country with very low crime rates
when the brown biomass babies of today grow up to teenagers and young adults every city will be completely unliveable
>>212040939the utter irony of attempting to call someone out for not understanding a concept while you blunder over original sin
most intelligent atheist
I'm different than other people
Biomass is rorkes new favourite word
>>212040949Jeremy Clarkson is
>tall>witty>popular>has had sex>only slightly ugly not hideously repulsiveSo howโฆ.??
>>212040945I guarantee there aren't. again, gays are sick in the head and literally can't comprehend that straight people exist
not gay but I would date a cute tranny
>>212040962>woman who didnโt exist had a bite of an apple because a snake told her to>โlol you did an original sin now children will get cancer forever xDโrage response coming in 3,2,1โฆโฆ
if deegs is clarkson then who the fuck is the stig!
Hunter Schaffer would love to suck HER feminine penis
>>212041030thank you for supporting the community
>>212039337kek why are brits such cunts lmao
>>212041042most informed and rational atheist
I did nothing wrong bruh. Haha.
Clarkson - Diego
May - Mousenonce
Hammond - Spainlad
The Stig - Heathermong
>>212041061Male
He's a man
>>212041104dont let dtfic see this he will be spamming for months in rage
some say he walks on water, some say he can raise the dead and some say he appeared on a toast to a woman in Denver
all we know he's called the diegz