Thread 212038591

rorke edish

>>212038591 (OP)
whats this from

https://www.tiktok.com/@jakhaksar1/video/7517493050164235542

https://www.tiktok.com/@.nsavzz/video/7516938344325008662

fuck's sake lads
cancer's proper gay init
they should find a fucking cure

The thread theme:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu0TurCDC94

>>212038657
oh not dermot

>>212038657
i thought that was mark carney at first

Weed is one of those lifestyle drugs that you really need to commit to in order to get any enjoyment from, its no good just dabbling here and there.

Of course the problem with that is, once you're really smoking it, you build your tolerance. And so you have to keep spending more. And your dealer might pack up. And the strains he's got in might be shit at that moment.

Honestly, weed is such a ballache and unless we become like the Yanks where you can just walk to the shop and pick some up, it's really not worth the hassle.

>>212038716
well you thought wrong NIGGA
and you should be embarrassed

>>212038718
you might want to develop a tolerance for getting a clue

>>212038591 (OP)
this is the real world. the bisexual twink gets the women harem

Rorke wrongly getting caught in a nonce hunter sting

>>212038673
does the dprk have any femboys

>>212038718
>we become like the Yanks where you can just walk to the shop and pick some up
There is literally no rational arguement against this apart from the fact we are ruled by a dictatorship of a moralistic minority of socially reactionary octogenarians

might masturbate my penis

Watching "28 Years Later Ending Explained- What it's REALLY about"

>>212038780
can i watch

>>212038773
peter hitchens having a heart attack

>>212038718
>you really need to commit to in order to get any enjoyment from, its no good just dabbling here and there
dont think this is true for most people

>>212038820
I accept your concession

>>212038716
Same

>>212038591 (OP)
how many men are in that photo?

>>212038773
You're a waste of skin, and your whole family knows it

I was asked if I could give someone lift home from the airport at 1am this morning, which is just over an hour away. Parking cost me a lot of money, especially as the flight was delayed, but the person who asked didn't offer to cover petrol or the parking ticket even though they knew how much it was. Am I wrong to think this is quite rude?

Bird I don't even like is cutting herself
BORING!!!

>>212038773
>the state should support my habit of soiling my brain even more
at least alcohol, as bad as it is, is a social lubricant. weed is incel haven.

>>212038820
>>212038871
here comes the sheltered autist brigade
might i ask your thoughts on people with tattoos?

>>212038634
3rd from right is AellaGirl or something
Used to be a prozzie

Just saw a duck I think

>>212038871
Factually incorrect! Keep protecting!
In fact I might just ask my parents if they want to smoke with me later x

>>212038880
unless it's a desperate family member or a real close friend why would u ever consider going to the airport at 1am lol

>>212038718
Weed's just boring, it makes you content to sit on your arse
Only drugs worth taking are psychedelics and party drugs

>>212038929
your dad will probably be too busy already smoking cock
rents gotta be paid some way, eh

>>212038919
Everything is either a duck or not a duck, so which was it?

>>212038902
There are more reefer addict functional shaggers than genuine 5th a day drunks of the same sort.

Alcohol is way worse in the extreme.

>>212038880
yes that is very rude

>>212038919
was it a duck or was it the rest of the universe?

>>212038967
corrrrr

>>212038967
um...

Absolutely fuck all to do

>>212038967
need this like you wouldny believe

>>212038967
Mental theres lads here with non-virgin girlfriends, every time they're kissing her theyre literally taking another lads ringworm in

>>212038967
Why do women enjoy this?

>>212038967
iterally how do i get a girl even hafl as attractive as this to do this to me

>>212038902
We should legalise every drug except weed. Make the chedheads seethe in the corner while I buy a fat bag of charlie from bossmans

I don’t think the logical arguments for monogamy are very good. If it’s about investments into the relationship, why not only have one friend? The penalty for sex has been obliterated by technology. Why should you care if your partner has other friends?

Thoughts on heroin?

>>212038967
I've heard this doesn't even feel good.
Just like an annoying tickle.

Why do people continue to do it?
GOD knows.

>>212038967
bit gay

>>212038902
Agreed, never met a weed smoker who wasn't a fucking piece of shit

>>212038937
she said no one else could help

>>212038967
no straight man wants to experience this wouldn't be surprised if that's a tranny on the receiving end

ERM JANNY ERM GET IN HERE THERES A WOMAN LICKING A MANS BUMHOLE JANNY JAAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What is a man?

>>212038999
we need to go back to when virginity in women was prized

>>212038718
I can get weed dropped off in 20 mins time, literally quicker than a takeaway

>>212039035
runt remover

>>212038967
um

>>212039000
free chocolate??

>>212039035
Leads to death inevitably because it's condensed bliss

>>212038967
Not gay but his puffy gooch is very lickable

Any Jimmy Savile fans in /brit/?

I think people should be allowed to smoke weed as long as they can prove zero particles of it escape their home into public spaces

I might go about seeing if I can liberate some cans from the offie.

does sucking off your boyfriend while he's asleep constitute rape?

was depressed last night so l got really drunk now l'm depressed and hungover

Might attempt the ol' 'cide on account of the ol' 'ender 'sphoria

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750612593068944.webm
Had a bit of a fun time watching this.

>>212039036
>>212039000
the strong female desire to be sub and get humiliated

>>212039129
yes

swirling my arse in a circle and shitting out a soft serve

>>212039166
damn

>>212039168
Chocolate flavoured, I presuppose?

>>212039168
alri mr whippy

>>212039210
no mate poo flavour xx

It was legal to rape your legal spouse in the UK up until 1991. Mental.

>>212038999
disgusting. all I need to do is find some teenage girl 15 years younger than me so I can groom her to be my perfect virgin wife

>>212039126
they should only make concentrates, tinctures and edibles legal. Hate the smell of weed hate obnoxious mongs smoking weed in public.

Need a big boss to touch my solid snake

>>212039255
old woman came up to me on the train and said I stink of weed
told that old bat to mind her own business!

>The Traitors UK
>The Traitors US
>The Traitors Australia
>now The Traitors NZ

the bbc are obsessed with this shite, aye?
haven't seen a single episode and never will

>>212039285
that reminds me its time to get back on the metal gear yaoi

thoughts on Diana Spencer former Princess of Wales?

Rorke still seething over gen z boss and a mini

>>212039255
I agree also ban smelly people generally

DMT. Now that's a real drug.
It's like how all drugs were portrayed in children's cartoons but so real and intense and deep.

gen z boss would get it right up her gen z cunt

>>212039296
Sound mate, anything else you won't be doing?

>>212039296
Trouble in Terrorist Town ripoff.

>>212038591 (OP)
The dream except the birds are all 6 ft+ and posh bitches

>>212039296
I assumed it would be shit but it's actually really good, not what I thought it would be at all, it's an insight into how people come up with supernatural beliefs, basically shows people create proto-religions
please don't quote this post with an image of a nerd please

My day off work and I've just slept for 14 hours straight. Fuck my life.

>>212039333
gen z boss with a willy
gen z boss with a willy

>>212039370
you've had 3 days off work you lazy cunt

some of you lot are very strange - and I really do mean that in the worst way possible

>>212039370
*poos on you*

28 Rorkes Later

>>212039401
*does a messy shit all over my hand and slaps you right in the face*

5'3 and an attitude

>>212039308
cheating on your spouse is bad

>>212039401
and why should i trust your judgement

>>212039436
werent they both cheating?

oven: on
chicken: in
dick: out

Is rape prevalent amongst the gay community?
What about the lesbian community?

need a new plan

>>212039359
Yeah agreed it's much better than any other programme of its kind

Mum never used to preheat the oven when cooking for me as a kid

>>212039470
sharpened piss icicle

Mum never once washed rice growing up

here we are then, the straight community

>>212039387
itty bitty titties and a boner
itty bitty titties and a boner

>>212039493
she's so awful and you deserve so much sympathy
queer

Any genuinely good horror films you've seen recently? Feel like it's been 15 years since the last good one

>>212039493
In what other areas of life does her tendency to rush through important steps manifest?

>>212039545
yeh loads

Yeah I'm a faggot, and what? What concern of yours is it? None. Shut the fuck up.

>there are still men out there who think women are capable of feeling love
OH MY DAYS!!! HAHAHA

>>212039530
bafflingly aggressive response

US is bombing Iran again tonight

>>212039567
name1

>>212039545
Talk to Me was good

Bret Hart SHOOTS On Making Fun Of Other Wrestlers!

>>212039570
Another one fully baited by Spaino!! He's got 20 or so of you poofs today

>>212039574
I will pray the United States of Israel becomes a nuclear wasteland

>>212039569
don't paint all foids with the same brush just cause you're an offputting freakazoid who couldn't win one over

>>212039569
wow you're so jaded and misanthropic that's so cool

>>212039520
5'3 and a chode
5'3 and a chode

>>212039570
That's your mum

>>212039462
Charles started cheating after Diana was found to have been fucking her bodyguard.

I'm afraid you have incel disease. No woman will ever touch you sexually.

Any of you lads paid for a prostitute before? Care to share how it went? x

>>212039639
l thought he was already shagging Camilla before he even met Di?

>>212039639
so do we think harry is really charles' son?

just want a weeks holiday in dubai with the missus

I'm 25 and have wasted my life

the princess piescranna

fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212039684
What's the worst that can happen bro?

>>212039673
you can't cheat on your wife before you've met ans married her

>>212039691
Wait until you hit 30, it only gets worse

>>212039308
wonder did she have any of dodi’s egyptian spunk still inside her when she did that cheeky crash

>>212039691
im 35 and same
never had a real job
never had sex
never had a gf
never lived with anyone else except family and uni halls

>>212038591 (OP)
Am I greedy if I want 7 young and beautiful impregnable girlfriends? Only if I could afford it...

>>212039704
feels wrong to package a pie so

incel hours have come. will be nothing but trannyspam, porn, melties, and incel-blog posts until 4AM tomorrow. time to log off, methinks.

>>212039691
May as well kill yourself mate, it's over now x

>>212039759
you WILL listen to me complain about my shit life

Made a nonce-praising thread in outer /int/ as per my current gimmick of praising nonces

had a problem with my computer not booting at the weekend and it turned out the problem was it was trying to boot from my mouse instead of the hard drive. what an idiot

>>212039684
why is she giving the ira condoms

>>212039759
yeah alright shagger, you'll be busy shagging yeah? ahahaahahahahhahahahaha

I liked that webm of that bird tonguing that bloke's arse it was well good.

>>212039795
Blackhole.

>>212039754
a pie is a package already
it's a package of filling in a package of filling in a package

*takes a poo out my bum*
*reaches inside your bum and puts it up there*
just done you a free poo transplant lad. you should thank me.

>>212039785
i really cant thank you enough

>>212039613
>>212039615
ROASTIES SEETHING!! HAHAHA

>>212038667
Just looks fucking stupid doesn’t he

neets waking up

>>212039855
genuinely a very sad post lol

what cans should i get from the shops lads

>>212039759
back to the kennel ya fuckin dog!
*pisses on you*

>>212039855
>>212039883
Your thoughts Aussies? >>212039747

the many women of /brit/

black girls

>>212039887
beer ones

>>212039817
did this once with a lad i was messing about with and got an infection

>>212039431
that is soooo rorke

>>212039883
not as sad as your existence
*heems you*

>>212039942
you sound like you need a hug

>>212039903
Rolf goated, not as goated as Peter Scully

>>212039920
what beer

Utter insanity that children in 3rd world countries can be born with such insane disfigurements that you'd think they'd been flattened with a truck

currently playing my steamdeck in toil
bossberg is off for a week you see

>>212039979
lager beer

Palestine Action uphold the international humanitarian law, the UN rulings, which our government refuses to abide by.
And in response our government outlaws then as a terrorist group.
I promise you this - if the US puts boots on the ground in Iran, Starmer will be begging his masters Trump and Bibi for permission to join in.

>>212039958
I do, but that's neither here nor there
*rapes you*

>>212039997
oh right thanks mate

rorke playing his steamdeck during toil because bossberg is off for the week

My mate's got his rape trial in a couple of weeks
Mental how picking the wrong partner can completely make or break your entire life

love these cat meme tiktoks

>>212039592
Opening looks goofy but I'll keep watching. Have you seen Atterados (2017)? Last good horror I've seen

Grim

>>212040028
Maybe he shouldn't have done a rape?

>>212040026
Stop sending pictures.

>>212040028
>trusted a woman
got what he voted for again!
HAHAHAHA

>>212040028
>picking the wrong partner
What you mean he picked a woman that he couldn't resist raping?

>>212040038
Get the brown biomass converted into fuel

3ch.uk

>>212040038
leftypol joyous his niece and nephew will feel like strangers in their own country

Average Australian living room

>>212040088
not clicking that thanks x

Stay angry. Keep the blood pressure up. lf you relax even for a moment they win

imagine replying earnestly to someone's blogpost, talking to him in a post chain that goes on for like 10 minutes, then just suddenly going "yeah but did I ask" and not replying. thinking about how mental this is

>>212039036
doesnt surprise me at all
why would it feel good? does cleaning your arse in the shower feel good? there are no pleasure neurones on your anal sphincter

>>212040106
Honestly bad at numbers

>>212040060
>>212040041
Nah he's innocent
I've slept in the same bed as him multiple times, twice when I was naked and very drunk, and he never raped me

Pondering a shite

>>212040088
hm

>>212040160
why were you naked in bed with him

>>212040160
I'd rape you, no cap

poo screaming out a nigger's arse

>>212039344
which is just a werewolf ripoff

>>212040106
thats just me ol mates bazza dazza and wazza

>>212040160
>he never raped me, your honour.

poo willy fart wanking

some days I wonder what's the point of continuing on with life, might as well just end it. then I remember how good it feels to want to kick a foids teeth in through the back of her skull

>>212040012
and we will all be there right behind him, willing and ready to die for israel

please answer me honestly, why do you post the same images over and over?

>>212040160
maybe he didnt fancy you

>>212040160
female 55yo feminist judge about to put him away for 10 years

>>212040160
how do you know he never raped you when you were blackout drunk?
the time i got mouth raped i was very drunk and only just remember it

>>212040270
someone Bradley this freak

>>212040270
are you asking me? bit confusing this

yanks fucking love larping as irish

rape screaming my own arse

>>212040259
whats troubling you mate who rejected you

>>212040038
can't imagine how awful this country will be to live in when i'm 50
i must get out of here. i must get free

/brit/ is a Christian general that believes Gid blesses those that bless lsrael.

>>212040303
I'll have you know me granpappy was from clan Cromwell and came from County Durham, pure Irish heritage

getting the rape dungeon repainted

>>212040312
my second cousin, we coulda made cute babies together but she ended up with some deadbeat druggie, oh well

wanking and shrieking

brexit means brexit

off to chirch to worship gid

>>212040318
it's a shame I'm a stupid NEET with 0 skill sets in demand abroad or at home

/brit/... /brit/ is lost

>>212040290
feel free to answer if you are a person who posts the same image multiple times per day

Yhe Bier Binbler

>>212040378
Get a teaching degree and teach English in the East. Turkey or summat

might start writing down my feelings

brit niggas eatin' beans

YHE BINBLE GRANGLER

>>212040160
maybe he's not gay mate

praying to jod

>>212040382
i used to do this because i was too lazy to save new pics and liked checking out my past posts with the md5 hash

If the supreme God of the entire universe is real then why does he hide himself and only communicate via a largely mistranslated 3000 year old book of Jewish mythology and blood lineages?
Just doesn't make sense to me...

>>212040449
right this is we've reached the ultimate /brit/post we can shut it all down now

>>212040038
cornwvll... home...

>>212040441
can't eat baked beans me. disgusting

>>212040481
he doesn't hide himself

>>212040481
>why does he hide himself
what do you mean by this
> only communicate via
what do you mean by this
>mistranslated
what do you mean by this
> book of Jewish mythology and blood lineages
if you had read even a bit of genesis you would find out why

>>212040192
Just somet mates do sometimes
>>212040276
>>212040452
I'm fit

>>212040441
Not me. I'm eatin' Sloppy Joes and washing it down with a Mr Pibb.

Why don't we just stop bringing em in?

>Palestine Action group to be banned, home secretary confirms
waheey

>>212038657
S

Angle

imagine cupping your hands either side of diegos pathetic skull and just fucking crushing it like its made of paper mache

>>212040378
kek this is me
regardless i have to get away

>>212040614
What are you trying to say?

>>212040578
we should bring more in, then give the native Anglo populations Gatling guns and we just drive around the streets mowing them down like the worthless beasts they are. splatter their kids first before their very eyes, inshallah

Okay God believers, explain childhood bone cancer. Why does God do that?

>>212040649
least maladjusted inhabitant of the southern hemisphere

>>212040667
god doesn't "do" that
god permits our sin to permeate the world due to original sin
god also has clearly revealed to us that our bodily death is not the end of the story

>>212040649
Racismlad. You're a beautiful guy who has a Med look. I've seen your face. Stop being so hateful

get their tummies tickled
get their heads patted

>>212040667
it's really funny

moving to epping forest

>>212040667
kids deserve it

>>212040667
i don't know

willy is currently at 64.53% hardness

gay fella at work wants to adopt a 13 year old ukrainian boy and all the women think it's really nice and admirable

Funny

Englishman Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi born in Ivory Coast

we joke about it but is there any actual chance of us actually being conscripted to fight against Iran?

>>212040750
he should adopt rorke instead

>>212040694
thank you my good sir
>>212040705
I've never posted my face here you dumb brimstone skinned beast

Reckon we souldn't let the uneducated underclass vote me.
Barring nonces an subhumans to have a voice on the direction of this country will only do it good methinks

>>212040703
Imagine believing this shit LMAO

>kids get cancer because of original skin

Omds

Just found out this girl who was in the year above me gets on yachts in Dubai

loli feet uohhh

To obtain?

>>212040771
Funny, looks more Welsh than English

any racists in

>How did our daughter get Stage 4 bone cancer, Dr Diego? She’s only three years old!

>Well you see it all starts back with Adam and Eve…

>>212040811
She gets pooed on by Arab sheikhs. Maybe she even eats the poo.
At least since she's a westerner she won't be killed or disappeared into sex slavery like what happens to the Slavic girls who do this.

>>212040788
what is your ontology?
not only is biblical ontology a basic truth, but in accordance with itself, it is the only logically coherent ontology

>>212040620
I'm thinking of re training as an engineer or something technical/in demand. I think if your smart at the moment your planning an exit strategy. It's been 20 years without any real growth in this country, and based on the finances/situation of the country at the moment we have another 20 years of stagnation ahead of us. literally Japanese style lost decades.

>>212040822
Gay ass music this one.

>>212040811
Lucky girl. Hope it lasts.

>>212040832
Thought this too

>>212040837
nice try GCHQ

>>212040811
she's really nailed the generic slag look

lts literally scientific and historical fact Eve ate an apple and then ting goes wong

>>212040849
omds lmfao christfags DO be believing that shit

>>212040849
more reasonable than your fishy ancestor did a mutation a hundred million years ago

caving a negroes head in as we speak

>>212040560
gays are sick in the head and literally can't comprehend that straight people exist

>>212040884
>I am too retarded to understand evolution so, um, God did it xD except when bad things happen lol that’s original sin or something like that

Wish I was dumb enough to be a Christcuck man life would be blissful lol

>>212040912
Look I understand if you don't want to shag a pooey bumhole, but I guarantee there's lads out there whose faces you'd love to shag

Diego is the Jeremy Clarkson of /brit/

>>212040858
finances are the least of our worries, at least japan has always been an actually nice, ethnically homogenous country with very low crime rates
when the brown biomass babies of today grow up to teenagers and young adults every city will be completely unliveable

>>212040939
the utter irony of attempting to call someone out for not understanding a concept while you blunder over original sin
most intelligent atheist

I'm different than other people

Biomass is rorkes new favourite word

>>212040969
you're me

>>212040949
Jeremy Clarkson is

>tall
>witty
>popular
>has had sex
>only slightly ugly not hideously repulsive

So how….??

>>212040945
I guarantee there aren't. again, gays are sick in the head and literally can't comprehend that straight people exist

>>212040993
yh...

not gay but I would date a cute tranny

>>212040962
>woman who didn’t exist had a bite of an apple because a snake told her to
>”lol you did an original sin now children will get cancer forever xD”

rage response coming in 3,2,1……

if deegs is clarkson then who the fuck is the stig!

>>212041030
THIS

Hunter Schaffer would love to suck HER feminine penis

>>212041030
thank you for supporting the community

>>212041046
Mousey

>>212039337
kek why are brits such cunts lmao

>>212041042
most informed and rational atheist

>>212041046
noncelad

I did nothing wrong bruh. Haha.

>>212041078
>>212041078
>>212041078

Clarkson - Diego
May - Mousenonce
Hammond - Spainlad

The Stig - Heathermong

>>212041061
Male
He's a man

>>212041104
dont let dtfic see this he will be spamming for months in rage

some say he walks on water, some say he can raise the dead and some say he appeared on a toast to a woman in Denver
all we know he's called the diegz

>>212041242
looool