Thread 212043327

rorke edish 2

Alri

/BRIT/ STANDS WITH IRAN

>>212043327 (OP)
is this the 32 year old gamer looking for a girlfriend

The War of Jenkins' Bollocks

rorke getting knocked out by the ukraine girls
rorke being forced to sing and shout by the moscow girls
rorke utterly mind broken by the georgian girls and can't stop thinking about them

looking at milf boobs and arses

>Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors.

>He told Ben Stiller that "A lot of times I’ve played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJinoeuEM0

might pop to the shops
do we need anything lads?

This fucking sucks man

>>212043371
personally, I stand with my legs and feet

>>212043368
HOWLING
that little freak is probably pacing around his smeggy bedroom fuming at himself

>>212043383
Yeah

If America can break international law and bomb Iran, why shouldn't China bomb Taiwan?

another day of utter humiliation being a british man

>>212043452
>laugh emojis
howling

*paces around my smelly bedroom after a horrific post head bowed and sweating with my hands bowed behind my back*

>>212043452
seeing any fella in one of these quarter zip jumpers makes my fanny dry up

>>212043451
he still hasn't patched up the holes in the plaster from the heuristic incident either

>>212043452
mad that he's doing the same ironic wolf tshirt lark my 16 yo sister does at the big age of 32

Load of old orange people jogging about

i make a slow cooker chilli on a sunday morning and eat it every day during the week
treat myself to some frozen crap on friday and saturday nights :)

>>212043514
is she fit?
ever shag her up the arse?

Not in the first though..

>>212043452
>33
i am his age and look half his age

>>212043528
doesnt it get boring having the same dinner every night?

I doubt 142,719 posts were much about discussion on the zulus or a protagonist in an ayn rand novel. So its safe to say there is a profoundly mentally ill, demented goblin in our midst. Or some kind of scripted bot, but what would be its purpose?

>>212043556
so you've said

Blustery out
The grasses are keeled over

>>212043494
don't know what to say

US carpet bombing Iran after their shitty little missiles all got intercepted

Are you more Asmongold or more Hasanabi?

Dragoon.

>>212043452
omdz its Hullmong

>>212043546
alri scott

>>212043566
get a life you stupid brody

Are Scott is perfectly fine.

>>212043566
you utter newfaggot
christ alive

>>212043563
no im an autistic retard with no soul

Getting the daily dose of

The Golden One
Britannica
Lord Miles
Richard The Fourth
Rogue Scientist
Survive the Jive
The Jolly Heretic
Sargon of Akkad
Akkad Daily
Paul Joseph Watson
The New Pill: Second Dose
Despot of Antrim

>>212043590
asmon of course

Black sea lol.

I guess Trump is just going to do the opposite of everything that people voted for him to do
there we have it then
outstanding

>>212043563
no because its nice. also mix it up betwenn having it with rice, jacket potato, wedges, or toast

>>212043494
mad how nobody would actually oppose his execution. nobody but leftypol, and apparently we all have to listen to what that gormless cunt has to say.

>>212043584
Lovely

>>212043625
the golden one and stj are the only based ones

>>212043621
but eating the same meal every day is a symptom of autism

>>212043618
Everybody knows what rorke is dumb dumb. Its the intensity of the sperg that talks about him thats the issue here

imagine if cocks queefed

I had a k.o.

leftypol reporting his transsexual escort to trading standards because she wouldn't piss in his mouth despite listing watersports on her preferences

EVERY. SINGLE. IRANIAN. MISSILE. WAS. INTERCEPTED.

>>212043659
you're actually a mong
go back to plebbit

>>212043657
But they're also the biggest LARPers

I was an intern at CollegeHumor in 2011. Ask me anything.

two tier healthstyle system

just rape rorke

>>212043706
No they weren't lol

>>212043727
have 3 of those conditions

>>212043494
how can he still have enough people willing to associate with him in order to hold a party

Business idea: take an three bed Edwardian town house and split it into eight studio flats and charge people £2k a month to live there

>>212043687
Mental that you spend your free time daydreaming about tranny piss

lolmong loves ending his posts with lol

>>212043714
no homerizards

Closed.

>>212043723
what was it like
it was like buzzfeed for blokes or something wasn't it

my lifestyle determines my healthstyle

biz idea: win the euromillions

listening to music from a convicted nonce

>>212043452
what's wrong with this? why is he getting dragged so hard?

Iran is National Socialist and Nick Griffin would support Iran if he were still around.

>>212043803
"euro" millions?
brexit means brexit

Can't put into words quite how much I hate Israel and America

listening to crystal castles x

I got a dick.

>>212043822
mental how good nonces are at music and art and writing

>>212043822
love gary glitter me

>>212043853
having sex with children gave them god-like powers

>>212043836
and paki rape gangs, got any words for them?

>>212043748
*groomed rorke

>>212043767
the pakistani community was either apathetic to the abuse or secretly in favour of it, this is pretty wildly known by this point

Its too cold in australia someone has to rescue me to the sunny british isles

Shit.

>>212043871
Don't care tbqh

See that least front garden you've got there? Yeah what you want to do is pave it all over and fill it with leased audis

>>212043858
had 1 hit

>>212043895
paki bastard

Would be quite kino if the US defeated Iran and finally conquered the whole Middle East

love australia, me
love the banter
love the wahey
love all of it

I hold a deep resentment towards our government with how they fall in like to support their US & Israeli masters.

Might vote Reform

get the disabled bummed

>>212043850
Majestic

Eu

>>212043910
I'll have to stop you there before you embarrass yourself any further

>>212043890
>Its too cold in australia
went under 10 degrees celsius, did it?

>>212043931
This level of humour will go above the heads of 99% of posters here

anyone seen 28 years later?
can anyone tell me why it has a genuine tribute to jimmy savile with a whole cast of zombie apocalypse survivors dressed like him and named after him?

>>212043327 (OP)
>girls in asia find me hot
>i am a loud hairy muscular new englander

>>212043931
Reform are ZOGged, la'
We need National Socialism

No stop.

Painfully obvious that we have an r/ukpolitics mong in our midst

>Weeks of feeling shit and no goon seshes
>Three times in one day already to the exberg
>No apparent lifestyle changes
How do you explain this?

Whats the largest farmyard animal you could knock out?

>>212043958
because it is kino

>>212043951
Its 9 degrees C you have to save me

>>212043970
Brazil.

>>212043989
your mum

>>212043989
you are mum

>>212043999
lad that's a bit brisk, not cold
just put on a sweater

>>212043958
nah was going to watch it on a free movie site but was a camera recording in the cinema and you could see the back of someone's head, hope this helps

>>212043327 (OP)
I unironically consider scots are the jews of britain

sad

Fine.

>>212043968
>>212043952
Seriously who can I vote for that isn't an Israeli asset

>>212043999
howling

*WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO*

>>212043958
>>212043996
For fuck sake, you mean this shite is real?

Sheep? Easy work. Cow? Horse? No chance

>>212043989
Couldnt hurt a fly. Need an immigrant to slit the animals throat in a lovecraftian industrialized slaughterhouse

>>212043958
they were the kids from the beginning
To them Jimmy is a hero from the telly

>>212044044
I ask you.

>>212044043
we want the gold sucka
HULK HOGAN
we coming for you N*****

>>212044040
Homeland
Nick Griffin if he comes back

>>212044028
>>212044042
The cold is different here you wouldnt last 5 minutes

when i went to cross the road, there was a schoolgirl right behind me and she nearly walked into me lads

>>212044069
oh yes
the question is, why?

>>212044089
sure thing, pussy

>>212044076
Nom.

>>212044036
Was reading about this earlier and it really is so sad. Her brothers trying to sue her mum to get her proper medical care and her dying before the proceedings went anywhere is just heart-breaking.

>>212044040
No one it costs way too much money to get into uk politics so every party is in some rich cunts pocket

>>212044043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_JTzEppKy8

>>212044121
>>212044036
People die, get over it

bros heart is broken *skull*

Easternized.

>>212044040
>>212044136

>>212044111
Oo youre hard

>>212044120
It's said quite a lot, but Trump is a hysterical figure. The history books will not be kind to him, obviously, but I just hope enough of these quotes make it into those books.

>>212044121
the mum has blamed the NHS lmao

she told her daughter to drink pine tea and fill her arse with coffee instead of getting chemo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Shemirani

>>212044036
77th nude unit shite to get people more amenable to internet censorship

heatwave over but there's still 12 pints remaining in the fridge

advice?

>>212044166
cute :)

4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"

>>212044120
Love being entertained and Drvmpf never lets me down. Been non-stop kino

I am never voting again. Ever. I'm done.

>>212044166
needs a schlong

mad how we are 3 years into the war to end all wars

Did I stutter?

>>212044182
not to mention it sounds like she systematically isolated her from anyone who actually cared for her. her boyfriend, her brother, her friends. she was desperate for her mums approval and literally killed herself to try and get it - and the worst thing of all is that the mother still clearly doesn't give a shit.

>>212044176
well, i'm not the one crying at 9 degrees

>>212044193
neck it all down de lad

it's pronounced "muhnoo log"

>>212044213
rorke the commander

>>212044040
local independent MPs

So I need to become a politician in order to give the people a non-Israeli asset MP.

Could I win an election by simply accusing my opponents of supporting the murder of little babies?

>>212044259
1 v 1

>>212044234
Big tough guy are you

>>212044166
my gf is cuter

>>212044287
warm guy :)

>>212044271
They would just shoot you or ruin your life in some way and that would be the end of that.

anyone remember the Sikhs are bro-tier meme

>>212044271
You won't win an election whatsoever. Only way to win is to force yourself to win

>>212044299
alri cheers, thanks for posting this webm, really adding to discussion aren't you. brill, good job.

>>212044299
is this a tranny

>>212043881
>wildly known

>>212044271
>So I need to become a politician
They won't allow it unless you're compromised in some way

rorkey had come
equipped with his bum
to shag off the knob of his rival

>>212044314
yea, and then one stabbed a canadian because he was asked to stop vaping

>>212044328
done that wanker

>>212044040
You had your chance with Corbyn and you voted for Based BoJo the Jew who flooded Britain with 1m darks.

>>212044310
There's probably hours of footage of me wanking to tranny porn in the cloud tbf

>>212044306
posted it again you fucking sad bastard

>>212044352
Live.

All my hair just slid off in the shower

dude I freaking love top gun

>>212044369
the best gimmicks are posted once or twice a day

10,000 mg nicotine pouch in

too windy and i'm worried my blinds might break if i leave the windows open

there's about 5 /brit/ posters who make this place borderline unusable. without them, this place would hit it's 2015 prime again within a week.

Corbyn was the uks last hope and they had him killed

Sorry, I would like to imagine him here.

>>212044415
Number 1: You

detest seagulls so fucking much

>>212044415
Number 2: BRAAAAP

>>212044402
except you administer it orally and have to light one end to activate it

Hanged.

>>212044444
They look so soft i would love to grab one and rub it

>>212044456
Classic British citizen

>>212044444
someone stole your chip?

>>212044444
i think they're okay

>>212044415
Number 3: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>212044456
thats not his real name he just mashed the keyboard with his left hand

george galloway is like 1 step away from denying the holocaust

>>212044444
Give them some chips ffs

an iranian ballistic missile just flew past my window

Enlightment.

>>212044394
did a cum tribute to that scar jo pic and uploaded it to xhamster when i was a teen

>>212044492
yjk

operation 4am burrito delivery is a go

>>212044509
link?

So are any of you fluent in another language then?

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FOUR

might play a bit more 'blivion
of course ignored the main quest and just been doing mages guild

>>212044509
it's fucking specimens like you mate

>>212044525
what sort of burrito?

>>212044531
Yeah im fluent in Cunnilingus

>>212044444
my neighbours feed the seagulls so that they get emboldened and attack the local tourists. the upside is that it makes a few visitors upset. the downside is now we have to eat in our cars and homes because Dorothy (92) has trained every bird in a 10 mile radius to be hyper aggressive.

Get owned?

>>212044444
yeah same which is weird because wingull is one of my favourite gen 3 mons

>>212044536
>>212044543
Based 2000s anons

>>212044531
fluent in bullshit me

>>212044543
the remake?

>>212044531
English, Sarcasm, and #RealShit

>>212044531
Fluent in being a sick fucking legend

going to watch some house md in bed

>>212044569
You.

>>212044570
original for me

>>212044531
Yh Welsh

>>212044546
a big one

>>212044569
ummm they're perfect

>>212044569
she'd get it
not from me but from an african king with a ballistic missile bbc

>>212044569
Ohh… those um.. I don’t think that’s allowed…

>>212044543
waiting for this game to get patched
lazy black bastards at bethesda need to get a move on

>>212044610
your skin is the same colour as the skid-marks in my toilet bowl

/brit/ buster bomb

i was learning japanese for a while but i got sick of their culture and started to hate japanese people

>>212044622
can i suggest you clean your toilet you grim freak

I wrap myself up into a ball like pic-related when I go to bed in the evenings.

>>212044531
German due to school and work, and a bit of Polish due to the wife.

>>212044621
been laughing my head off at cunts finding 20 year old glitches in the remastered version

soyllenials tweeting about how they’re sick of living through historic events from their penthouse apartments while working their 370k a year wfh jobs

>>212044652
Go and lick it off for me boy

>>212044656
Cute :3

>>212044662
I don't care about bugs I just want better performance, I can't be arsed with stutter and shit so I'll wait to buy it

you lads think we'll colonise another planet within this century?

Is it actually possible to make it in the yookay without starting your own business/property portfolio and being a dodgy cunt?
My takehome will be 3k a month when I start my new job but I see people earning well into 6 figures and their takehome is still under 6k a month.
It's a lot of money obviously but I live oop norf where our mortgage is less than a grand, if I lived somewhere I could actually earn that much at my age cost of living would also be far higher.
Far better off being a tradie and/or landlord (ideally both) and dodging every bit of tax you can by my maths

Half Balkan.

>>212044659
>Polish due to the wife.
Grim

IN THE MORNING
WANNA DIE
IN THE EVENING
WANNA DIE

the scrandemic

never really got into pokemon legends arceus

>>212044659
Engineer?

>>212044569
looks a bit like the camgirl i shagged but less fat

>>212044728
Ok

Just spent 2 hours cleaning my room. It's just gonna get dirty again

Opinions on the Endlösung lads?

>>212044728
haven't been into pokemon since gold and that but still get a boner whenever I see pikachu

>>212044707
nah - colonising the stars was taken off the table when we realised it would cost a lot of money which could go to enriching boomers instead

>>212044728
pokemon smeg-ends arseus

Half Turkish half Egyptian. I fall here.

>>212044698
lego yoda death sound screaming

>>212044747
not if you stay on top of it with fire-fighting

>>212044724
there's a remedy for that
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dvl8-tXLKyQ

>>212044718
Why?

>>212044729
No but I work at an engineering firm.

>>212044752
my opinion is that you should stick to English from now on unless you want your head battered in

*It Ain't Me starts playing*

Every pokmeon game ies xactly the same

>>212044707
doesn't seem likely given that trump et al have sidelined nasa and given all the funding to elon musk and jeff bezos

anglo guys with polish wives

I'm poo hitler

I save my nut.

The N word (Nuclear!)

>>212044798
is there a competition in australia?

>>212044707
Unless non-Whites are sterilised, no.

The Earth should have 2.5 to 3 billion White people, and Whites alone. Then we can begin expanding into space under Nordicist National Socialist organisation.

The 21st century will be the decisive century for the White race. Either we win or the Earth will be a brown slum for eternity.

How to unlock your inner gentleman
https://youtu.be/uXP7iaVgezY?si=um_BKDquitHPUXhc

nugger

oh yeah that's where i've heard of qatar, there was a world cup there

>>212044806
*leans forward, with renewed curiosity* go on...

>>212044843
eurasia is the future of humanity

>>212044798
Simply not true.

desperately needing to do a big big shit

>>212044863
Asians have no creativity.
Without Aryan technology, Asia would simply return to its inherent conservatism and inner focus.

missus is making a risotto for tea while I sit on the sofa with catberg and shitpost on /brit/. plotting a sloppy, filthy creampie in her tonight. mad how good my life is as the moment, this felt utterly impossible a few months ago.

americans are fat and stupid

>>212044913
You’re a lonely virgin

>>212044928
and on that bombshell... good night

>>212044913
you have no missus and no catberg, you are sat alone in your smelly childhood bedroom

>>212044913
having fun on second life are you?

>>212044906
they gave us gun powder, they have an industrial spirit and a taste for sophistication
eurasia is the only way

>>212044928
source?

Toilberg would flay me alive if he saw me browsing the chan at work, but he has caught me reading books several times and doesn’t seem to mind

Been doing a lot of thinking lately and I reckon I've fully revaluated all values and rid myself of residual christian/liberal/bolshevik morality in favour of Aryan, polytheistic, European virtues.

Hail our people.

>>212044966
Used to enjoy this x

>>212044970
america

>>212044983
Yh I didn’t understandnanynofnthat

reading about Jay Leno

>>212044824
Link.

>>212044983
please for the love of christ just have sex PLEASE

Get the new posted

>>212045022
scottish italian, mad mix

>>212041078
>>212041078

Hah hah.

>>212045063
Leno is neither a Scottish or Italian name

>>212045103
>>212045103
>>212045103

Bible on the shelf.

new
>>212045110
>>212045110

>>212045077
i’ll fucking kill you

Mouse mouse match.