Thread 212044008

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First bbc in the thread

the amount of zio shills on xitter is crazy

>advanced notice so no casualties
What is this retardation. Is the Iranian state engaged in kayfabe with the zionists? Is Iran controlled opposition?

finished me tunnel

>zero causalities
>zero causalities
>zero casualities

>>212044094
they destroyed what jews value the most their property and money

NEH

>>212044098
Ever since I was a child, I yearned for the mines......

>Iran says it fired a missile for every bomb dropped on it.
lmao what is this capeshit
just nuke em lol

I'm embarrassed for Iran

Oil price is down more than 4% since that pathetic Iranian attack.

And pharaoh’s heart was hardened….

i’ll wait for terrone to comment

Boomers in the comment sections of news sites really think they know everything

Such a nothingburger that oil prices are already plummeting.

Ayatollah Chamenei actually looks very young for being 86 y/o.

el oh el

>>212044094
they did the same after soleimani got kebab'd, they're just trying to save face after having been humiliated so badly

>>212044197
how do u have 127 torches

We are the United States. We are united. United by what, you may ask? Well, certainly not culture or ideology or race or religion. None of that shit is important. What makes you United States United is far deeper than that, it's something so deep the other people can't deep the understanding of how deep the deepest needs and I wonder if there's even a way to be out and it suggest you this just the thing that we do and it's because of the United States we are American and being American means that you do the things and you with and in America and anyone can be American but also you have to well it's hard to explain but it's okay to have your own sort of culture you don't need to assimilate or anything or speak English but basically to be American it's important to have a certain set of ideas or I need ideals or like follow the American dream or something and that means you have to you have to go to work and you pay taxes and you have kids and stuff but you don't have to do any of those things technically for it to be the American dream but the main idea is that you support being American which is more or less about being all its about all the stuff I mentioned and the constitution in and making sure that people are not being communist I think and basically there's a lot of different things and you have to be individualistic and it's cool to be a American. We also have cowboys in our culture

>gas prices back to where they were 2 weeks ago
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>>212044542
A mod

>>212044554
lol, do you have a sister?

We're like a big obese demon devouring iran alive with our teeth while it desperately tries to claw at our eyes and poke us with sticks

i fear another massive symbolic 0 casualty happening is just around the corner…

>>212044498
muslims are such cucks. all talk no action. i miss the good old muslims that actually flipped out and did shit

Had a dream about her. Her hair was flowing and she had an apple in her mouth. Fuck everything right now. I don't even want to move on

>>212044950
i fucked her

>>212044950
what's her name

>>212044943
Not really, they try stuff all the time but they have a similar problem as black people. That being their violent impulses are so strong they can never organize effectively to accomplish anything. That's why more sissified races (white and asian people and jews) will always hold the reigns

In this general Johnny Appleseed is considered a great hero. End of story

whom /retard/ here?

>>212044998
This would never happen. I'm gonna fuck you.
>>212045007
Her name is Bobbie. I fucking hate it. I'm not gay.

The Axis of Embarrassment

Zamn, did I kill /cum/?

Goated post

>>212044950
>she had an apple in her mouth
That imagery is reminiscent of the roasted pigs served at feasts, commonly portrayed at the feasts of royalty
The Gods are telling you that she is like a slaughtered pig, ready and waiting for you to consume her.
Go forth and claim her, lest she is taken by others

WE will not be escaping to canada
WE will not be conscientiously objecting
WE will not be waiting for our draft number to be called
WE yes WE will be going to the recruiting office and volunteering

>>212045277
>Penis feels like sandpaper
Me but I still jerk off raw

Whyd you fucks let a fucking foreigner make the NEW

>>212045492
It's really embarrassing, I couldn't even find it at first because I filtered that despicable country

I like the show Scared Straight. I like when the prisoners tell the kids that they would rape them, given the opportunity

i like the show love on the spectrum not only to laugh at the retards but it’s been helpful in my own retarded life

>>212045605
Remember they forced one kid to wash their underwear in the toilet. I'm sure that set them straight

>>212045646
Imagine thinking that has a positive effect. It's like the people who think beating your kid near death will make them "tougher"

time to go to toil even though i don’t want to because i’ve been eating far too much fiber lately and my stomach feels like a furnace but this is what being a man is all about

>>212045636
I can't watch that show because I recognize a disturbingly close kinship between the autists undergoing the humilation ritual and myself
It's like watching a monkey get tortured as a fellow primate

white anglo saxon puritan

>>212045911
how many more times will you spam this garbage?

>>212045064
I am autistic not full blown retard but I guess that's still retarded so yeah, retard here checking in

>>212045973
im a complete retard. iq in the high 70s

Iran loses again
This is what happened when the Little Satan gets the Great Satan to step in

>>212045731
It was a product of the era when essentially torture camps for juvenile offenders were all the rage.

i'm a squirter

>>212045944
i love blond anglos

Assad winning for a few years has been devastating to the psyche of many on the chon because the WHO MUST GO posting got to them and they think that Iran-Russia are some kind of unbeaten new hegemon

just got back from lunch, why is my /cum/ filled with bots and shills

haven't permed my hair since december

There weren't even any damage to the bases. How is that even possible lmao

>>212046319
Because America’s military is actually functional unlike the Russian one

>>212046279
Redditpaki

ngl lost all respect for usa
looking weakass rn

>need bones to make my death knight armor
>my worldgen/mods seem to have removed the skeleton and zombie spawner rooms from the game
What the FUCK do I do now?

wish every board wasn't fucking dogshit with the same threads every goddamn day

>>212045795
Just shit on the clock nigga

>>212046453
just build a grinder dummy

>>212046470
it's gonna be like this for a while now, remember when the bumfight spam just pushed all the legit threads to page 5-10?

British guy I know messaged me just to say that America is an embarrassing country and that I will probably be drafted. When I replied, "probably not," he smugly said, "hahaha yeah, we'll see buddy."
I feel so vindicated now that we've seen Iran's sultry response
Nothing ever happens bros stay winning

>>212046600
paltry* not sultry

>>212046431
do you look like that?

>>212046503
Idk whatbthebFUCK THAT MEANS

a jew made this
https://soybooru.com/post/view/124419

>>212046600
America's actual troops aren't really fit to fight a major war anyways, they've been having problems with fitness and enlistment for about a decade now. 9/11 created a surge in enlistment but there hasn't been anything since that time to really drum up any fighting spirit, zoomers don't really seem to be that nationalistic either. No one personally cares about any of the conflicts outside of a handful of redditors so any conflicts will probably be very drone and air-strike based.

Every time a data center gets built nearby the water pressure in my house decreases

>>212046693
not exactly but close enough

There’s a little ghost under my foreskin

yo this German is WHACK dawg

>>212046777
you're cute. i look like this

>>212046839
fk?

>>212046743
Yeah, it just got me how sure he was about a future draft. Idk what kind of brainrot would make someone so confident in this as to make them smug about it

>>212046911
idk the one always talkin about his dick and shit

>>212046932
Does he go on /pol/ or listen to Nick Fuentes by any chance

>>212046935
yeah it's fk. he just wants attention

>>212046932
probably being British and having to live in Britain and hating every second of one's British existence

based on my experiences in /brit/ they tend to be a lot nastier and cold than they'd like us to believe. maybe that's just the spergs who post on 4chinz tho.

>>212046947
No, he's an ultra lib reddit user

>>212046996
>based on my experiences in /brit/ they tend to be a lot nastier and cold than they'd like us to believe. maybe that's just the spergs who post on 4chinz tho

I lived in bongland for about 3 year (it's how I know this guy), and while they are a bit colder in my experience, the users of /brit/ are just nasty turboautists

Can't believe my thread got no replies

neighbor making illegals trim all his hedges when its 96 degrees outside

>>212047118
did you mention [redacted] or [redacted]? what about the [redacted] that's going on?

*post has been edited for compliance with /int/ rule # 3

>>212046600
This nonsense that Americans are going to get drafted for Mid East wars is so irritating with its prevalence. The country hasn't drafted since Vietnam and the military knows motivated professionals are far better than pulling out lardass zoomers to fight or handle logistics. No one's actually going to get drafted for Israel, as much as some want to believe.

I've been using beef tallow on my face and it's actually really good however my face smells like chicken grease

>>212047293
>and it's actually really good

>>212047226
based doggie

>>212047293
you've been schmaltzed goyim

>>212046965
There’s a little ghost under my foreskin

>>212047331
It is. I look 10 years younger

>>212047343
literally me

>>212047007
Now we know why Melania stays with him!!! Gyattt damn!!

>>212047385
I'm sure you do. Teenagers are always greasy and full of zits

>>212047293
This sounds crazy, but maybe it's not really. A lot of people use coconut oil on their skin, which is also a saturated fat and would therefore theoretically clog pores and cause acne, yet they swear by it

oy vey with dis WEATHAH ova heah i'm SHVITZING like a hooka in church!

celsius tastes so good, there must be some chemical in it that will shrink my balls probably though

Rat.

>>212047424
I don't get acne

im 27 and still get acne on my back

>>212047343
idgi. why won't they let him pet the dog

When?

>>212047424
can't believe people put seed oils on their face. Number two source of microplastics and heart disease next to polyblend beanies

>>212047551
I always value your contributions aladdin

I'm not speaking without my lawyer present

My names.... STEVE

Biggest incel fetish?
I think femboys is pretty up their

>>212044008 (OP)
Will Andrew Cuomo win the primary race for mayor?

>>212047596
feet

>>212047437
A real New York jewess would say a WHOAH IN TEMPLE

There is a fucking GHOST under my god damn foreskin

>>212047652
Nigga that’s just herpes

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leftists are hoping for Iranian terrorist attacks in the US so they can own Drumpf epic style even though any attacks would definitely be on the big Democratic cities

>>212047596
ntr

>>212047689
I hate that this didn't become a bigger meme simply because 4chan ded

>>212047652
Nuke.

I love her

>>212047644
yeah but I'm the type who just likes the phrases and buzzwords like a giant walking caricature

>>212047739
What do you mean? It's a generation defining meme for zoomer normies

It looks Euro.

what's on the kino menu tonight

I'm a proud Jew
I wasn't born into a Jewish family, I'm uncircumcized, and I haven't converted nor do I intend to follow the Jewish faith
But spiritually?
I am Jewish.
I am Israeli.

>wonder why the thread is so shit today
>see all american flags
ah.

>>212046600
>sultry response
that would be israels, not iran

>Iran signals it is NOW READY to negotiate.
>“We are rational enough to start a diplomatic process after punishing the aggressor” - Senior Iranian official to Sky News

>>212047830
You look Euro

>>212048000
You prefer Pakistani flags, right?

>>212048011
biggest loser award
biggest coward award
biggest cuck award

>>212047937
try freevee and pluto

>>212047937
>tyler perry
ZESTY

Deleted my minecraft world. I got super posted after I died to lava. Not hardcore, but don't feel like playing that world anymore anyway.

Suspicious lack of Terrone posts
Is he hiding now that Iran raised the pink flag of pussying out or did he die in the US strikes because he moved to Iran and converted to Islam?

now she is asking me to go to a park with her and her mom

>>212048083
>too scared to play hardcore
little baby boy

>>212048153
he probably got embarrassed

good thread >>212047479

>>212048178
>semi-dating a Hispanic girl for a few months
>one day she asks me to pick her up from the airport
>I go to get her
>her entire family is there and they invite me to go to a family dinner with them
>realize she tricked me into meeting her family

>>212044008 (OP)
Realistically what is the final solution to the Israel problem?

>>212048192
I guess I might as well if I die and get mad and delete it, but I play with lots of mods that could rape me.

>>212047937
Norbit (2007)

>>212048233
destroying all the islamic hellholes that threaten it

>>212048233
There is none. Just accept that they rule the world and there is nothing to be done

>>212048221
I wonder how 1:1 that thread is to one with the same premise from last year

>>212048233
Realistically? Nuclear war.
Ideally? Chinese occupation government in Israel and/or the US.

2 more weeks till mass deportations start

>>212048233
Palestinians accept annexation and Iran falls
There are zero Arab countries other than Palestine that care enough to be hostile towards Israel

>>212048231
women are just like that -_-

mom is at publix and i asked her for keebler cookies

wish i lived with momberg

>>212048510
Egyptians live under the most oppressive surveillance state in the world because their government is bribed by the US to not attack Israel.

>>212048783
Egyptians don't care about Palestine outside of voting in surveys and posting online
They've been getting bombed and killed by Palestinians for decades
No Egyptian wants to die for Palestine

>>212048643
apu nooooooooooooooo. someone rescue him!

>>212048837
If not for the existing regime in Egypt, propped up by the US, they'd have helped destroy Israel already. You are a jew.

@grok put glue all over her face

i should be a street wise hard as nails detective

>>212048390
I see you've moved back to trying to fearmonger over this after no Americans died for Israel. Sad...

>>212048897
>they'd have helped destroy Israel already.
Yeah man Egypt would magically win THIS time against Israel
Keep seething Terrone
Palestine lost
Iran lost
Russia will lose
You're
>fat
>brown
>not white
>ugly as shit

If American food were made more healthy, it would also become more expensive. And the average American would vote for someone else because saving money is more important to them than being healthy.

>>212048948
Idk who you're referring to
I'm not your internet archnemesis you autist

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>212048178
You're going to be able to put it in her pooper soon.

>everyone I don't like is Terrone
Malding. I hope your kipa can cover up that bald spot xD

>>212048897
>You are a jew.
God I wish

>>212048848
you called...?

>>212049039
is that slang for piss?

>I'm not Terrone I just post the same garbage
Hamas lost
Hezbollah lost
Assad lost
Iran lost

>>212048585
mom is gettin fucked rotten in the Publix bathroom by a shelf stocker

>>212048975
Levels of based….unimaginable….

>>212049052
seems like it

Literally everyone in the world agrees with most of what Terrone says. Your days are numbered, diminutive rodent.

>>212049073
wtf no

The entire world is not Reddit and the Hasan Discord, Terrone
I can smell your North African DNA, brown circumcized slave

>>212044094
They know that if they touch an American, it's over for them. I think it's was made as a warning.

This terrone faggot makes the thread so boring

Proud white men be like
>I want brown countries to lead the world order instead of white countries

>>212049352
Me on the top left but cut out the christcuck imagery

>>212049428
And add your mom and her black boyfriend

rain rain go away

>>212049352
me on top right

I don’t care about politics but I know that I love Israel and dislike browns

Come join our Pro-Multipolar World Order Discord
We have
>Terrone the brown fat Jew
>Jason the basement dwelling Troon

why did all the discussion on this page turn into some kind of race baiting? god no need to be talking shit when the topic of a thread is a fucking potato recipe or a 90's cartoon.

>>212049446
My parents are married.
I'm White.
I was a planned pregnancy.
Cry about it.

leftover perogies yum yum yum

>>212049562
>why did all the discussion on this page turn into some kind of race baiting
polcel spam

>>212049579
So you're Terrone and not Jason
Why deny it, you fat nigger?
Ashamed after every brown subhuman you glazed lost?

why does every kind artist live a tragic life?

>>212049652
Pain brings beauty, as the saying goes

I'm not for multipolar globe, I want America to be destroyed/occupied.

terrone tries to hide but his awful posts are too easy to recognize by all the off-topic seething about jews

>>212049722
You’ll love your free vacation to Cuba then

>>212049722
Start by turning on the gas in your house and lighting a fire after a few hours

wish we could do something about all the off-topic anime posts

Alright so back to more important topics:
sexo

the 4chan feedback box has probably never been checked even once

American citizens should be allowed to vote in Israeli elections at this point because this whole thing's getting fucking ridiculous.

We have a presidential administration worshiping a foreign country that's done nothing for us and has always treated us like crap.

>erm, but i love america and jews!
You're cringe lol

America and Israel continue winning

Is it wrong to look at sexy people in public?

>>212049874
dunno. i dont leave the house

>>212049854
Esto

>>212049874
Absolutely not
Today I saw this 2/10 fob Chinese girl at the drugstore. At first glance it wasn’t a stare-worthy specimen but then I noticed she wore Birkenstocks and had extremely nice feet so obviously I had to look for something in a bottom shelf ;-) if you catch my drift ;-) ;-)
Staring is good!!
And creepshots are valid

>>212049986
VGH based as FUCK
Israel and America (the new Zion) are God's Chosen

Y’all reckon they’ll pull a Mussolini on Cuckmenei?
Hanged from a lamppost and shmacked to shit?

>>212049874
Yes, but only if you're ugly.

I have ZERO power over the world and its events. I can express some opinions online, to let out some steam, but it is really just a waste of time. I am talking either to people who already agree with me, and who just like me have ZERO power to change anything, or to people who are too stupid, too ignorant, or too COWARD to even LISTEN to what I say anyhow. Instead, they react with slander, lies, mockery, and scorn.
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink. Or in this case: You can drag an idiot to wisdom, but you cannot make him think.
However, I am part of this world. So when the traitors, idiots, goblins, cowards, and scum of the Earth turns it into an open sewer, a menagerie of lunatics, beasts, and deranged clowns, it affects me as well. There is no escape for anyone. You can run from the lunatics, but the asylum is everywhere. You can close your eyes to the world, but the MADNESS still sees YOU.
I am not powerless in relation to my own little microcosm, though. My family. My property. My choice of entertainment. My choice of food. My choice of clothing. The little things. My TIME.
I am still in control of that....
Although I cannot escape this global asylum, and I understand that the doors are locked from the outside, I can keep up hope and persevere. Because nothing is static. Even their madness is fleeting. Their hatred will consume them in the end.

GN. Gonna go read a book.

i’m genuinely pissed. fuck trump man

>>212050135
if it bothers you so much you can kill yourself

>212050135
Anime troon

This nigga upper lip nasty

https://x.com/advicefromlouis/status/1936995763277713829

nearly cold talked to a girl but my social autism and cowardice intervened

>>212050201
this nigger has no filter

>>212050201
Faggot
>>212050384
Redditpaki

>>212050408
you’re a faggot for sucking jewish cock

>>212050408
whats a redditpaki?

>>212050279
relatable

>>212050435
You

Today I learned that American flour is basically poison and American bread is deadly

>>212050135
Anyone can make history

My autism has led me to conclude that the Assyrian Church of the East is the true apostolic church.

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I am the shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to save us all

>>212050676
no actually it's me

>>212050424
You're a genuine troon and dream about being a woman

>>212050726
You watch too much tiktok, FK. Now THAT is poison.

True Life: I am addicted to tik tok

Iraq should be Christian again

How do we feel about this

https://youtu.be/uLguU7WLreA

Nothing ever happens. I wanted to see more missiles!

fucking off doing nothing hiding posting on /cum/ at work

>>212050982
I need a jorb like this

>>212050778
You’re a fucking gerbert

>>212051003
I wish he was Russian.

>this nigga is unironically 22
Why do whites age like shit?

>>212051193
Ancient Yakub failsafe

Unironically soy gaped after finding out John Maus released new music

>Nick Mullen endorses Zohran Mamdani
Hes gonna win with white dudes aged 25-35.

try not to laugh challenge (impossible)

>>212051581
The Persians have never lost a war
That's why the Achaemenids are still around

are the iraq and afghanistan wars considered CURRENT EVENTS? just wanna check before i ask a question so as not to upset our beloved custodian.

>>212051656
Aint current events if it's not happening currently is it

>>212051534
WHAT THE H*CK I THOUGHT HE WAS /OURGUY/ BECAUSE HE'S LE RACIST EDGELORD

>>212051737
idk is that the criteria? i referenced something that happened a week ago and got a 3 day for it even though it had been over for a week

>22 years old
LOL

a hot gf would solve all my problems

It is so hot i cant function

I’m so hot you can’t function ;)

>>212052016
I really mean it, we need to cleanse this nation of neocons and the evangelicals forever.

I'm so function It can't hot

>>212052016
It's good to know I can always lie about my age if that's what 22 year old look like.

>>212052016
he looks like the guy from my name is earl mixed with jimmy neutron with 10% swarthyness added

>>212052101
The first step is breaking the stranglehold of the Israel lobby. Otherwise it'll be the same anyways.

The only good outcome of war with Iran is that people will begin to hate Israel.

Catch a wave and take in the sweetness take in the sweetness you want this you need this

I started reading the travel threads on /trv/ god I don't like to use the word incel but that describes a lot of people there, all asia is bad because they couldn't fuck or there are other tourists and no one pays attention to them.

>>212052200
Just need to wait until boomers die

if you think about it, all the problems in the world are the boomers' fault, here the party in power is supported by old people.

>>212052016
what kind of goblin DNA does this to a person holy shit

>>212052016
Insane high test specimen

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

I support a no state solution
Annexation by Malta would solve everything

the a/c only has the house down to 76 so my wife is walking around topless

>>212052486
Or just do what Cyprus did - not sure why the kikes get so mad when you suggest a UN buffer zone

You want that shit?

>>212052512
stay strong brother, tough times for all.

>>212044090
Elon is a zionist and jewlover himself...

>>212052636
>>212052663
I would support Iran if they were Christians
Mohammedans and the Synagogue of Satan are my enemies

remember koksal baba

>27 years old
Whew lad

where would you go on vacation if you could?

>>212052750
Iran is the closest to a christian nation you will have in the Middle East. Lebanon and Armenia don't count.

>>212052783
Israel

>>212052783
Mauritania

>>212052783
your house

>>212052663
1 doesn't directly say Jesus.
2 & 3 are true though. What's more likely? Mary get impregnated by the god of the universe so he could sacrifice himself to himself for the reasons he imposed on people because they ate a piece of fruit that they couldn't understand the consequences of because the fruit is what taught them the concept of consequences.
OR
Mary fucked some Roman solider, and didn't want to get stoned to death, and lied.

>>212052775
She's taken miles of dick.

Pull up to the cum meetup like what up

>>212052841
The clock is ticking, Jew.

>>212052790
They're a Muslim theocracy therefore my enemy
I'd even tolerate Zoroastrians
>>212052841
Pakistani post

>>212052872
What's that star supposed to mean to an atheist? I also mocked the OT in that post, retard.

>>212052783
I have this autistic fascination for places that are north that experience more extreme lengths of day/night
I want to visit somewhere more north in Canada or visit a central/northern European cunt
I'm only about 43 degrees North, summer sun sets at 9pm and the winter sun sets at 4:45pm, would love to go to some places where its a lot more extreme and see it for myself

Finger blast my ass

>>212052783
nowhere

Jesus will reign again in the Holy Land

>>212053062
>>212053062
>>212053062

might shower 2bh

>>212053089
Will Israel give me a big titty Jewish wife if I complete my tour in the IDF

> get a like on Hinge
> qt3.14 big booty latina
> awyes.jpg
> look her up online
> spent all of her 20s partying and traveling and only started taking her career seriously once she was at risk for hitting the wall
> while i spent all of my 20s working and building my career and saving to buy a house
> she'd be coming into the relationship as a brokie while i'd have to support her, doubly so if we were to ever have children.
no fucking thank you.
why do roasties think this is okay.

>>212053205
On the shitter right now

>>212052775
holy shit i thought you were memeing
how is a zoomer with 4 years of experience the face of the most powerful office on the planet

>>212053205
Sounds like a tradwife

>>212053235
Don't forget not to take too long or you risk prolapsing your anus! And close the lid before you flush or else you'll spray piss and shit all over your bathroom!

>>212053294
>>212053294
>>212053294

Use this for the new

cum cum