/birt/ edition

any steadily rendered they life into an unsalvageable mess through years of inaction man in

the immolation of obese individuals

friendly reminder, when we're talking about the eternal anglo its actually aristocrat descended from the norman and then more dominantly french aristocracy. The average peasant (actual anglos and celtic mix) doesn't really have anything to do with it

can't go to war I can't even toil due to mental health

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

>>212045161
get in there deano my son!

and i think to myself… what a wonderful worm

>>212045145
yea me haha

>>212045194
that's a caterpillar

>>212045194
velvet worm

>>212045169
you're a seething brown faggot lol

my parcel has left cheektowaga, NY

>>212045223
Oh my days

reading about crustanon

>>212045233
Rrussian.

educating the cat on the benefits of eating more slowly

Thinking about that webm from earlier
Corrr proper going at it she was corrrrrr

>>212045145
this and too much 'cohol

out of nasa, musk and bezos
NASA is the only one to actually do a real mission , go to the moon. All musk has done is lie about going to mars by 2024 and make a rocket which can reverse or whatever and bezos shit rocket doesn’t even even go into fucking space it may aswell be a plane

Yet for some reason nasa is the one treated like an after thought and given no time it doesn’t make any bludclart sense

Ok.

know someone whose mum invested thousands of pounds on a rolf harris painting thinking it would go up in value and then it came out that he was a massive nonce and would never get out of prison so now the painting lives in their garage

1 v 1.

>>212045145
Ye

But the implications for the desiccated state of Britain’s vaunted “mother of Parliaments” and its elective representative government albeit under a Monarchy, are dire. The people who clearly approved Corbyn have no say. Those who do “have their say” are immediately thrown out of the party. The result is that, when the 36 million-strong UK electorate gets to choose, they get to choose between two candidates who (a) slavishly support Israel and (b) slavishly support massive immigration, even though polling indicates each of these objects of elite affection are wildly unpopular.

So, no, it’s not “all the Jews’”. But any time you set up a system so centrally controlled — whether it is with the Tory or Labour parties, BBC, or CBS News, the chance that a small set of anti-social conspirators seize the levers of power for their own ends approaches 100%.

wanking off a blokes hairy arse

>>212045380
shut up you idiot cracker

death stranding 2 shaping up to be game of the century

>>212045445
walk on

from my boat
i can see your house

>Asia too would be hit hard. In 2022, around 82% of crude oil and condensates (low-density liquid hydrocarbons that typically occur with natural gas) leaving the Strait of Hormuz were bound for Asian countries, according to EIA estimates.
>China alone is estimated to buy around 90% of the oil that Iran exports to the global market.
now they have to do something

Out in nature whilst the smelly incels are in their stuffy spunky bedsits

it's taking far too much effort crafting this dogshit post I'm working on, might just cancel it before sunk cost kicks in

He's out in nature and yet thinking about 4chan
So clearly friendless

>>212045445
"no"

out in nature and it's a picture of a road

Yooo

TIMES ARE WEIRD THESE DAYS

>>212045473
and yet you are on your phone still posting here
spiritually you are indoors

>>212045473
Beautiful nature of flat empty fields you're not allowed to walk in and a cracked road

out in nature
alone
so I'll send a pic to the only people in life I talk to and call them smelly incels

Kill All White English

>>212045473
that needs cutting

>>212045511
It's just late night tv show hosts for the modern viewer

>>212045490
It’s his first time out the house in months so needs to tell everyone about it.

>>212045511
wow this nigger is onto something

>>212045103 (OP)
sex

>>212045493
welcome to the filter

treat yourself, it's still the midsummer fire festival

>>212045505

>>212045511
Ohhh he's mad that distribution has been democratised and his little rap gimmick isn't that interesting when compared to, say, a video of a man chasing a Sainsbury's worker in Marlow. Nepo babies simply cannot adapt. Survival of the fittest.

What?

>>212045103 (OP)
why did he do it?

For me?

Occidental Observer
The West's Darkest Hour
Unz
Occidental Quarterly

The ultimate redpill is to realise Christianity and National Socialism are incompatible. The website "The West's Darkest Hour" explains this very well in some of their articles. Also look at some of Dr Luther Pierce's stuff where he discusses the Christianity problem.

Sweet

>>212045584
kojima isn't that great, can't write dialogue

>>212045511
that's so retarded and unenforceable it just might work

Why do Milennials just make up random shit about gen z loool what is their obsession with us fr

>>212045511
He's entirely right. Podcasts are horrendous narcissism.

went to high wycombe recently, in fact. don't know where tim's rented flat is, but he wouldn't have been in anyway because i think he's in hospital

Just learnt about the vibrant Bradford Anarcho-Communist scene

>>212045718

>>212045709
we don't and you have no idea how easy you have it

Going to start making home made short movies. Got one planned in the Highlands. Where I'm being unironically chased by hisidic jews but it's in the style of Blair witch project.

>The ultimate redpill is to realise Christianity and National Socialism are incompatible. The website "The West's Darkest Hour" explains this very well in some of their articles. Also look at some of Dr Luther Pierce's stuff where he discusses the Christianity problem.

>>212045695
couldnt read this are youre #filtered

>>212045687
vile picaninny

Trump to shortly announce new wave of strikes in Iran

>>212045718
did you go in the sainsbury's?

Who FreedomNEET here?

>>212045740
Shoots you in the face and your kid gets bullied online.

>>212045755
Well done for being racist to a child

>>212045754
you read it and it hurt you
good

If you walk around naked at a Pride event then women come to you and pose for photos
Mad
https://www.allowflash.com/view/470/amusing-women-in-the-streets

*enters thread*

this is how u seduce a woman on a date, no alcohol required

>go walk
>show/do something with her
>sit down somewhere
>touch her hands somehow, say you like her hands idc
>touch barrier now broken
>move onto touching her leg briefly when she laughs at your jokes
then
>go for a drink of any kind
>hold her hands
>go in for the kiss if she reciprocates
what comes next is just natural

>>212045727
The 1 in 12 club started as a Union for benefits claimants.
The name is based on a government investigation that stated 1 in 12 NEETs is actively trying to defraud the State.

blud dropping ordinance like a ghetto nigger mixtapes

YOU'RE FROM THE SAINSBURY'S AREN'T YOU

>>212045794
fuck off you darkie loving kike

>>212045803
Wouldn't mind either of them 2bf corrr not the bloke though not gay thanks

>>212045803
gays make me sick

>>212045832
sick with HIV

So Iran striking the US air base turned out to be a whole lot of nothing and nothing is happening

That's good I guess. Means I can decorate my newly purchased first home without fear of WW3

>>212045827
i'm no darkie lover but children are off limit

>>212045804
the lads

>>212045761

>>212045827
Jesus Christ dude it was a wholesome post what’s your problem

Mexico.

>>212045859
so heckin' wholesome!

Remember IronMarch?

>>212045803
some of these they're just going up and rubbing their dicks
think we need to rethink this pride thing lads
good place to get fanny

>>212045854
ok rorke

>yhe binble

>>212045889
don't care, there are limits

Yeah, let me get a Nothingburger with a side of Freedom Fries and a large Diet Coca-Cola to go
*looks down starts swiping on smartphone*

Bored of these crappy little missile exchanges. Send in the troops! Send in the nukes!

>>212045827

>>212045818
STAY THERE

>>212045467
maybe they'll finally research that excavation tech and use those decisions to drill for oil in manchuria

>>212045281
What was it?

>>212045445
I enjoyed the first game but after getting on the ship and doing a couple of missions I felt I had experienced all I had to offer. I was expecting more of a challenge but I had already built a highway in my first couple of runs and never played since

Blue de france.

if there's conscription do I still have to pay my mortgage to the jews while I go defend the jews

>>212045937
Really fit woman had her tongue FIRMLY up a bloke's arse

>>212045921
>le limits
fuck off utter twat

>>212045954
i won't, like it or not

>>212045939
pack it in rorke you're being taken in for questioning

if a child put me in a self defense situation I'd roundhouse kick their head off

>>212045803
oh fuck off getting their numbers as well what's going on

>>212045939
If there's conscription and you have a mortgage you'll be far, far out of the age range

>>212045938
Sorry.

love when you stop smoking weed and you have to spend a month coughing up resin

>>212045939
Why not just sell up if you live alone

>>212045866
o/

>>212045994
what else could you do if you were under threat?

>>212045803
>>212045996
need to do this at my local one

>>212046017
you're coughing up the darkie in you
that's good

>>212046017
blud is a tree [skull]

>>212045996
is that an ejaculating knob under her arm?

>>212046019
won't have time to show prospective buyers around if I've been shipped to the desert trenches

>>212046063
your mum coughs when a darkie's in her throat

>>212046062
Don't forget your gay card

>>212046074
yh

I'm uhh just not gonna support Israel lol

sucking my vape like a putrid little runt

Why is trump striking back again?
Iran's piddly little 7 rockets was clearly just an obligatory retaliation without going too far

NEVER WORK

>>212046116
Errr... Rorke that's such a big ick

>>212046100
Better sell up now in preparation

theyre saying all UK vape purchases have been tracked and repeat vapists are the first on the draft

>>212046127
his jew masters want war

>>212046103
had a stroke, she's invalid now
haven't seen her in years on account of her being a cunt pre-stroke and my dad dying
you can't touch me on that front, brucie

>>212045998
34 isn't too old for conscription

Iran is Aryan, National Socialist, anti-zionist, and based.

>>212046127
He'd be retaliating even if Iran did literally nothing
The lobby has his balls in a grip and is dragging him off to war city by them

>Bitcoin
>NFLX
>TSLA
>Ethereum
>NFTs
>Doge
>NVDA
Wait, you missed ALL of these waves to gain lifetime financial independence? And you were on the computer the whole time?

>>212046164
Conscription cut off is more likely to be 30

i'm sure everyone would love to see my pasty white skinnyfat body at a pride event

>>212046127
the American mind yearns to bomb the desert

>>212046194
are you gay?

>>212046175
I can hear the fucking music

Haha.

>>212046163
>had a stroke
i know mate i was the one she stroked LOL

>>212046194
benders would love to

>>212046127
Israel craves blood

as a luagh we should all get homealone a gf for friday lol
she has to be a right brahma
thats what he said

I didn't do my sit-ups last night based on /Brit/s advice, however I did just cycle 15 miles. Is that better than doing situps? Hope you health lads are still here

>>212046241
we- i mean they really wouldn't x

Watching iCarly and fast forwarding whenever Spencer isn't on screen

>>212046255
bro wwhat

>>212046267
That's worse... much much worse...

>>212046267
depends on your goal

>>212046238

Took the rabbit too the vets and they're trying to find it's original owner which is a bit annoying because I saved it I should be able to keep it

>>212046290
Well I'm skinny with a fat belly (40") and I want to remove my belly

My farts fucking reek today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYVoZ-NPW80

>>212046293
you kind of walked right into that one tbf

>American evangelical Protestants go to church on Wednesday evenings
Bizarre lot.

>>212046267
You sit down to cycle but lie down for sit ups so cycling is better

>>212046187
Monopoly money lad

thinking about that car accident advert where the welsh lads get given the wrong pizza and then crash and the pizza is splattered

>>212046267
trying to shift the belly?

Eating chicken dippers and fish bites.

>>212046313
they normally do let you keep it but they probably took one look at you and correctly clocked you were a wrong un

Mad how the human race will suicide itself in nuclear war all because a bunch of radical Christians think they will trigger the second coming of Christ with war in Israel

Where crodie at?

>>212046324
proddys arent even christian at this point
they're barely even religious to begin with tbhq

I'm a calvinist

>>212046323
willingly, don't have the heart to argue tonight

any Based NEETs in?

>>212046317
>fat belly (40")
And here's me with a 24" tummy

>>212046317
sit-ups are pointless then keep up your cycling

>>212046293
I can't do it. Refute.

>>212046355
Yeah

>>212046395
What the fuck is his end game lads

>>212046378
its all love x

>>212046388
Anorexic fella

>>212046318
was farting at work hope the smell lifted before i left

>>212046369
*raises paw*
Right here crobie!

300 miles in the running shoes so far getting towards time for a new pair

>>212046368
*sneaks into their bible library*
*scribble the word "against" over the word "in"*
*scuttles out again, my mischievous plan in motion*

>>212046394
Thanks mate will do xx
Hope it won't take too long but I am 30 so will probably take longer

might have another three wanks

>>212046444
bet they fucking stink

If God is so powerful, why would he be triggered into action at the whim of humans warring in Israel. He should be able to do the second coming whenever he wants

>>212045802
never read a post in my life

>>212046444
Cor that's like 300,000 trips to the fridge from your smelly bedroom and back

Imagining spinning around in slow motion on the dance floor while everyone else surrounds me clapping, dancing and cheering me on like in a film

Thoughts on Chris Spargo?

might get the gf to poo on my knob tonight

went to sleep at 4pm and woke up at 1am and feel like SHIT

5 years from now you'll lose both your legs to a landmine in Southern Iran after being forcibly conscripted because you're a NEET.
But you'll survive, a permanently disfigured homeless vet, traumatised by a war to defend Israel and capitalism.

No gf, no work, no taxes.

>>212046561
no mate my plan is to just draft dodge and have all the prison bum fun i could dream of

>>212046561
at least it'll get me out the house

>>212046561
I have a mortgage so the government won't sacrifice me. It's the renting runts that will be fodder.

>>212046556
good autistic representation vs bad autistic representation

>>212046561
you're not going to be drafted into a ground invasion of iran you utter spastic

>>212046561
Life is about experiences not material things

>>212046548
Sounds like time for an epic incelwalk journey.

>>212046561
omg Metal Gear reference

Where would /brit/ be deployed? I reckon we lads will be the travelling comedy troupe who never end up seeing any action, we just perform for the lads

>>212046609
nah mate house is what autists think they are and the gigaspastic doctor is what they actually are

>>212046556
Mad how no one gave a shit about thr good doctor until 5 years later when the meme scene blew up

Stupid fucking cunts whining about conscription when you're all either fat, suicidal, have insane mental illness or are fucking alcoholics

If you're a dual citizenship British-American Chad, which Army drafts me? They're probably fighting over me as we speak lol.

Snake, remember what De Gaulle said

>>212046561
No, I dont think I will

get the zoomers used as cannon fodder

>>212046660
>fat, suicidal, have insane mental illness or are fucking alcoholics
That describes most the British army lad

>>212046660
kekh tim

>>212046648
Sir Kier would drop us in the middle of the indian ocean for not being woke

>>212046682
Yeah well they're better at hiding it than us lot

Iran should set up an Aryan Legion for European volunteers.

sewing my hymen back together

Before you go go?

>>212046695
Get the zoomer femboys deployed to seduce revolutionary guardsmen

>>212046736
Stay there.

>>212046719
https://youtu.be/TUFHdUAOmag

>>212046736
um

MY LIFE FOR ISRAEL
THANK YOU SIR KEIR STARMER

>>212046428
Wait, you crodie?

*quietly wanks in the corner of the thread*

>>212046761
Ask Indian.

How does stationing British troops in Qatar defend these islands?

Where's crodie? Crodie?

>>212046798
army needs to justify its existence somehow

>You've got something I need
>And in this world full of people, there's one loving me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSib3cYTTD8

yeah?

Won't be getting conscripted as I've got bipolar
However, thousands of wogs and Muslims will be.

>>212046875
We've got loads of foreigners attacking us here

>A senior British politician has called for a controversial Marilyn Manson concert in her city to be cancelled amid allegations of sexual assault by the singer. Manson – whose real name is Brian Warner – is set to kickstart the UK leg of his new tour at the Brighton Centre in October. But the concert has become a topic of debate, with campaigners urging Brighton and Hove city council, which owns the venue, to cancel the performance.

Mad how rorke never accepted other European nations as 'white' (Italians, Spanish, etc) but is now trying to claim Iranians are white

*stands up*
my life for israel

any exempt from the draft man in

>>212046926
Rebel against it.

we're all going to fucking die and wogs will inherit the earth dooming the advancement of humanity for all eternity

>>212046903
Mate if they conscript anyone it'll be the native population

Need to get down to Brighton for a weekend. It's been too long.

I'm gonna burn my draft card maaaan

Germany is a vassal of the US and essentially controlled entirely by Washington DC as a result of WW2. It has no will of its own. It is a conquered territory and fully part of the Zog Empire

at the end of the day a billionaire and a dole scrounger can buy the same brand of crisps

Here's Why Things Are Grangled

Stop posting Reddit posts you've seen. I recognize them all

>>212046945
looks like an isis beheading video

at the end of the day a billionaire and a dole scrounger still die at the same time

>>212046930
Me

>>212046908
lol at homos

>He was born to a Zambian father and an Irish mother

one week until those airport assault paki's trial starts

>>212046939
so that's why i'm for global warming
après moi le déluge

>>212046939
It's looking grim.

Ultimately Exterminationism is the only real alternative.

>>212046952
One eats crisps in a HMO and shares the bag with 8 other people. The other eats crisps in a Four Seasons before an 8 course dinner prepared by a Michelin star chef.

Ten of these inside their brain

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>212045145
haha

>>212046950
*it ain't me starts playing*

need to become a billionaire so i can fund the creation of more vampire movies

yeah that's all nice and well but severely s curved batons are about to administer some heinous quicktaps, won't they? x

>>212047047
Phase.

https://youtu.be/SEucLZLMkac

>>212047061
notch isn't doing it

>>212047005
Isn't it weird how brown people get to enjoy years of freedom before their trial when they do stuff like this while whites get sent to court immediately for standing near riots

sir keir starmer simultaneously arresting people for hating muslims and deploying people to kill muslims

>>212047063
sup crodie, got your dm bout katie
mmhmm sorted

Forgotten Arses.com

>>212047047
rorke tucking his stiffy into his waistband after seeing this

pooing on the floor in front of the army men to get out of being drafted

permission to take a nap?

mad how half the US got forcibly conscripted into an utterly pointless hellish war that gave all of them ptsd for no reason

faith and begorrah mi tink mi gwan tek mi own life

>>212047100
sup crodie
mmhmm hymendem on the ropes xx

vampires, zombies, werewolves got billion movies
get a new mummy movie made with brendan fraser

>>212047111
Sir.

bit jealous of Harvey Epstein, cheeky bastard got to shag top Hollywood twat on demand

All of /brit/ would be like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket if they were ever conscripted

>>212047096
>>212047092
GCHQ, get these fascists

>>212047125
>tattoos
Automatic 0/10

mad how I was gifted with an above average sized penis but I'm also a virginous sperg so it's useless to me

oooooo and it makes me wonder, how does it affect you blokes
"oooooooooo and it makes us wonder"

>iran gonna go attack a base....in qatar
LMAO

>>212047160
Past..

Im just going to use the manson method. Easy.

>>212047175
post your willy

>>212047171
Post body

>>212047160
IM IN A WORLD OF POO

>>212047201
I'm the bloke from earlier with the 40 inch waist

>>212047228
ziedy

Insane being able to shit on a whole country and they literally can't do shit about it
No wonder all south america speaks spanish and portuguese
just went over, killed all the men shagged all the women made them all speak spanish made them all worship your god
they couldn't do shit
they'd never even seen a horse
the old world what a ride

>>212047261
Good post

>n-no I can't fight I suffer from [insert meme disorder]
fine you can spend the war loading ammunition boxes onto ships, chop chop mate

>>212047228
mental that this is just life for most people now

>>212046317
Sort your diet out and do cardio, sit ups won't reduce your belly.

>>212047261
Spain created a continent of mutts

>>212047287
>most people
normal people post here.

me singing Rolf Harris songs with the Australian battalion of the /brit/ brigade

add me on facebook please.

>>212047300
>>212047300
>>212047300

>>212047186
So.