Octopus heat pump edish

>>212053445 (OP)
*poos into it*

mad how much i hate a good 25% of you and yet i continue to spend time here
bizarre really

>>212053437
Sure mate
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_(graphical)

Bouncing my body and my balls to WCW wrestling themes

there's no such thing as a trans person

>>212053488
*slaps you in the face with a poo*

>>212053490
Mate your thighs are fat as fuck that wasn’t any camera fuckery either

The Crown season 5 is pretty boring. Dont give a toss about Diana or Al Fayed

REAL NEW
>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460

>>212053488
only 25%? i have atleast 3x that

Dirty sneeds done dirt chuck

>>212053539

going to make some pasta for breakfast
garlic cherry tomatoes and some frozen seafood

Screaming.

>>212053539
Mate it's not him, it's the cunt who takes pictures of food from twitter and posts them here (probably spaki)

>>212053579
Idgi

Has anyone had the experience of feeling like the person looking at you in the mirror isn’t “you”? Hard to explain but sometimes when I look in the mirror, especially when I am alone, like washing my face, I can’t look myself in the eye or I get an overwhelming eerie feeling that the person in the mirror isn’t me and I feel intense fear.

>>212053631
depersonalization?

>>212053590

>>212053600
Ffffuuuckwit

>>212053590
bet she's had more sex than me (0 times in 30 years!)

why do doctors ask if you're sexually active
is it a humiliation ritual?

Crying thinking about my dog that died 6 years ago

>>212053590
>faced barriers to healthcare
that's the front door lass

LOL

skinny twig lad ASTOUNDED that real men have large muscles

>>212053590
>very odd shape

off tae bed tara chucks

>>212053684
CWLTSHC

>>212053667
You gave him the best life a dog could have

dark green you love to see it

>>212053684
Meanwhile nips regularly eat this fucking revolting shite for breakfast

>>212053683
funny how much of an abject failure the green party is

>>212053667
so sorry man
must be really painful to lose such loving and loyal friends like dogs

>>212053734
truly the most kino colour

>>212053683
F to the CONS

>>212053445 (OP)
not brit but i love your cunt(s) your topic just triggered me and i can say as a certified fridgie, ac and heat pump installer to never get tem...eh octopus heat pumps.

*debunks rorke*
*debunks leftypol*
*bollocks to Brexit*
*Mr Gorbachev tear down this wall*
*Y2K forever*

punching rorke in his liver

>>212053683
no chance this happens in one election cycle (or ever tbf)

>>212053684
>usually eat beans on toast
yank who is running propaganda for pajeets

>GOD BLESS THE WORLD

Fuck I love Trump

got the house music on
anyone want to come round to my house?

>>212053719
Amazing the kind of utter shite that people with “furbabies” believe and spout off about. Nothing worse than a dog runt.

>>212053783
I'd rather not

>>212053684
mad how if your a decently attractive women you can just pretend to be nice to lonely terminally online virgins and you're minted for life pretty much

>>212053719
Thanks mate

so scottish people wear plaid and welsh people are plaid cymru? just pointing that out

>>212053684
i'd have sex with her

>>212053807
how can you have any house music if you don't eat your meat?

off out to the head and bollocks shop anybody want anything

>>212053765
read 3 of those aha

got the homeless shelter music on

>>212053765
Mental how shit that all is

>>212053683
mad how little influence young people have over our own future. 18-30 vote mainly labour and green party. overwhelmed by geriatric cunts

>>212053792
good post
so cringe when they talk about animals as if they're people

>>212053765
reading material on the Lolita Express

>>212053856
>18-30 vote mainly labour and green party
So they're fucktards too, interesting

yonderly

owowowowow my furbaby kitty cat just VIOLENTLY THREW UP EVERYWHERE

>>212053856
young people are stupid

>>212053684
mad every bint who wears jap make up makes my brain go sexooooo. luv jav me

53yo at toil has never voted

>>212053872
Yes Abdul how are we

roman names in russian have the -us suffix ommited because both latin and russian have declensions so instead of using two suffixes latin ones are just replaced by russian

peven stinker

>>212053919
ass

>>212053911
Well one person doesn't make a difference

wanking rorke off round the back of the pub

over

that chinese youtuber flummoxed

>>212053917
So what are Augustus and Scipio Africanus in Russian?

Sorry.

yeah football well good enjoy that really good lads innit fucking well watching em kick the ball about really fucking good stuff let it be known that its good stuff like watching em kicking the ball about its fucking its great its so good its so good love it l o v e love it

>>212053917
give examples Ivan

>>212053737
>>212053777
>>212053811
>>212053908
shut the hell up incels

>>212053947
Has it really been 12 fucking days?? This summer is flying by, it'll be October before you know it

>>212053964
Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit!

>>212053919
ass

only read 14 books this year
really slowing down

>>212053778

>>212053763
What's wrong with heat pumps?

>>212053947
Trump does the best wars.

Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit!

>>212053980
12 days since brian died as well
mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AGWLSgpYWE

Enjoying the summer so far lads?

>>212053993
only one book you need its called the bible amen

>>212053763
What do you use in Norway

>>212053947
Genuinely kino post I forgive him for everything
A man of pure history

>>212054021
too hot

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Apply.

*starts that shit*

Augustov Tsar

>YHE BINBLE

>>212053947
So fucking based

well no draft and no /brit/ battalion then

>>212054041
Stop.

>>212053947
nothing
ever
happens

Why do you call it that and not the bible

wanking a poo straight out of rorkes arse

Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Alert!

when I get rich I’m going to build a animal rescue

did the man on 4chan make a typo

nth for the holodem

>>212054083
Well you see
In the benginbling there was yhe word

>>212053684
why the FUCK do all the cute western women insist on moving to Japan? every time I see some white woman in Japan it's always the cutest woman I've seen in my fucking life and she's always got the most munted boyfriend Tokyo could shit out. It's doing my head in.

Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Rebel against it! Stop that shit! Done for rebel against it I know! Stop that shit!

>>212054098
Me taking the blood of a /brit/ user with a very rare blood type

>>212054064
no

BASS
ROLL UP THE SOUND EFFECTS
ACTION
JOIN IN
DRUM ROLL
DRUM ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>BLORKE AND YEFTYPOL

>>212053947
>chinese youtuber
who

BLORKE LIVES MATTER

>>212054140
Stop that shit!

off out to take the cans to the bins, it's collection day tomorrow you see

eated chicken drumstick now eating yogurt

>>212053947
>iran has to start the ceasefire before israel
lmao

>>212054168
bin full of beer cans is it?

>>212054013
so sad about brian :(
>>212053876
i get pinker was friends with epstein and probably harari too
but fukuyama?

>>212054168
Isn't this doxxable infomation?

>>212054159
Stop that!:

Do cold showers do anything

>>212054144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4cs-8mrP_s

>>212054181
they're kekked

>>212054197
They spray cold water at you.

>>212053947
Sir Keir had a word with the involved parties

>>212054197
yea they make you cold

Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Rebel against it 0. Then stop that shit!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>YHE GRABGLE

over did it with drugs and vomited

Stop that shit! Stop that shit! Just stoo that shit! If you are 0. Rebel against it. Stop that shit!

just breathed kek

Sir Bradley Typoo

>BRIBLEY WILSH

>John McCoffee

next ceasefire in ukraine wen?

>I've added too much sugar to my gojung pasta sauce
>Just add some butter
>Now what?
>Stir it in. Bake for 10 minutes
>So good

am I going mad?

>>212054255
Get sleep.

>>212054234
what the fuck is he doing lmao

the scranemia

>>212054215
>>212054218
Got some comedians in here tonight

>>212054249
how was it

>BROIBLE WINCH

Ttonight.

>>212054275
Sounds like it mate

>healthstyle system

actually, yorkie bars are the current meta of chocolate bros

>poo

>ANTON DECK

Sir Brumley Welch

>BINBLY WANKSH

>>212054275
>butter and sugar make things taste good
What is this madness?

DUUUH UUH BINBLE GRANBLIN SPRAINO DELGLE MOUSYHE

>disliked water

>>212054217
man like sir queer

>BROCCOLI WALSH

>>212054234
>The actual President
>Unnamed source talking to left wing Trump hating fake news outlet

gee who should we believe?

>>212053947
Netty Yahoo launching a cheeky extra few missiles tomorrow for the bantz x

>>212054301

Rorke throwing his hands up in the air and utterly twerking and freaking over the Sky menu background music from 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhI_usB4nbw

right
go to bed you lot
let us freaks and schizos have a go

>>212054361
Past.

>BRINBLY WENKS

>clint eastward

wonder if the first anon to post a laughing Bradley is still with us

Bellend Wash

Iran? More like Ididnothing

love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse

shush yo bih ash up ngga

>>212054186
...yh

>>212054373
Loks like 0 rebel against it. And stop that shit! Stop, Fares.

>LERFENG BREBLEY

Richard Bradley

Did the man post the picture of the game show host?

Mums stunk up the fucking bathroom again it’s not right it’s just not right women shouldn’t be doing this

>>212054432
I look like this and act like this

reckon ...yhposter and umposter need to meet up and possibly wank each other off

>>212054432
Stop, Fares.

joris bohnson

>BRAMBLE WELSH

banshee beat is the best animal collective song and its not even close

>>212054459
BRUM

>>212054444
not sure

Respawn demon!

>>212054476
this is the kind of conversation starter utter wankers have in kitchens at house parties

the period between cromwell's son and the stuart restoration was a bit mad haha

>>212054453

fiddling with the willard not committed to the full wank yet

>>212054476
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

spaingoof telling his therapist about how he spams a gameshow host on 4chan

>>212054497
yeah? *knees you in the bollocks, glassing you in the face as you double over*

0. Stop it. Get some help?

>GRE YHNBLE

Any shaggers in?
No?
Alright.

>>212054503
that's called umming

>>212054476
ive beaten a lot of banshees playing halo lol

>>212054459
cornwall?

I've outgrown this place. It's not funny anymore, in fact there isn't even any dialogue. It's just inane nonsense, people spamming their flat gimmicks. The same pictures. The same cuck posts. It's an insane asylum for the loners and misfits. You post ironically and sarcastically but sooner or later when you hit your 30s and you talk and act with no sincerity then nothing matters, not even your own life. I'm done.

>>212054497
done him

>>212054548
I have no where else to go

>>212054275
Would not be surprised if the ad was written by AI too. Presumably by the time he's adding sugar to the pasta sauce, he's already added some other savoury shit to it and it would not make a good cookie. Or at the very least, it would take more than just butter to turn a pasta sauce into a cookie.

>>212054548
You don't mean that

I have severe OCD.

>>212054548
good riddance

>>212054565
>>212054275
What the fucking shit are you waffling on about

>>212054440
a daring synthesis

>>212054548
see you tomorrow m8

>>212054563
ktim
the internet and world i grew up and learned to survive in no longer exists

>>212054548
There's the occasional bit of actual chat but yeah you're right. All the spamming just destroys any chance of proper conversation.Moving to /bant/ would fix it but no one posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CadBU_gio0c

thoughts?

>>212054609
You lost, IDmong. Move on.

only time brit is worth posting on is when people are posting funny gimmicks take your boribng politics discussions to pol

dismantle the english premiere league
seize the assets of the managers and players and owners
distribute them to the needy and vulnerable
thats better isn't it?

>>212054502
Impressive.

>>212054621
reckon this is what it looks like to be on psychedelics

>>212054001
nothing, just buy some that actually saves electricity and dont kneel at 5c but keeps going into the cold when you really need them
>>212054029
daikin, toshiba, mitsubishi, panasonic, fujitsu...
it must be r410 or r32 refrigerant, r290 is useless even in uk your winters are not that much milder than ours on average.

>>212054625
t. heatherfreak

>boribng

>>212054597
that image of people standing around the tv is really unsettling for some reason

>>212054639
giv the fuckin nurses footballers wages and bankers bonuses

>>212054666

>>212054633
have been poo screaming posting the bradleys the last 20 mins

>>212054671
drinking rank carling as well
state

Grabbing a fistful of my own pubes and just tearing them out

Surely.

yhe lorble of yhe grings

why does rorke loathe the government so much

>>212054594
There's an advert for the AI assistant on a phone where some spastic adds too much sugar to a pasta sauce. He asks the AI for advice and it suggests he turns it into cookies instead. The entire ad is nonsensical to anyone actually thinks about it. For a start, he clearly has all the ingredients for the cookies on his worktop ready to use. And cookies are not exactly a proper meal replacement for someone that originally intended to make pasta. It's baffling that the ad managed to get approved by an entire team of people at a large company.

>>212054734
oh zip it you mincing pratt

De bunked.

>BROIBLIY WILSH

>>212054548
>sooner or later when you hit your 30s
yeah...haha....

Russian...

>>212054756

>Bardley Walsh

>>212054734
the state is hostile to old British values

gandley walf yhe gay

>>212054453
>mum got drunk and fell asleep on the toilet again

Nobody care me

Bumley Willies

calling someone gay is 'omophobic
which is the same as racism

>BRABLEY

>For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something, we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.

On july 4th we declare our independence from /brit/

You go west.

Miss the days when people here would post a range of reaction images. Now it's just nothing but bradleys.

>>212054859

Do you ever have a moment where you suddenly snap out of your normal thinking and become aware of yourself from almost like a third person point of view (not literally, but sort of) and you're like "This is me? What am I doing?"
This just happened to me a few minutes ago when I walked into the living room.

>>212054840
now go home and get your fuckin shinebox

>>212054868
Your conscious speaking to you from the future?

>>212054868
Only when im with others

what's a gimmick you miss lads
for me it's hatposting

caberge sleping x

>>212054859

>>212054884
I miss the clue gainer

>>212054021
I love women so fucking much

>for me it's hatposting

>>212054884
god i miss bollockposting

>>212054884
roadman clue gainer

Open this is for me.

>>212054884
priti patel fartposting, cor that was a good time

>>212054942
Allow the internet

>>212054927
>BANBURY WALK

mammals are so based
who mammalchad here

>>212054899
she could get it

>>212054884
Rover the limit

Nuke.

>>212054999
fucking hell

>>212054859

Love the stench of my sweaty boxers at the end of the day

yhe smeagol

>>212055044
the lonely kev on the right there

>>212054859
Bradleys are bloody good though aren't yhey

>>212055080
>We used to call them "Lisickis"

Do you see this big one?

>>212054148
Rorke printing this out and putting it up on his bedroom wall

CORRRRR

>>212054999
reminds me of "walkposting" (whenever someone says walk, post an excited dog)

What's a game with good boss battles no fromsoft

>>212055105

>>212054971
link the galdem

Rorke's thoughts on Zelenskyy?

just heard the fat cunt next door cumming

I call it Indian.

>>212055115
This image is quintessentially Rasheed

>>212055143
gay cunt

>>212054898
That's a mustelid

>>212055097
No-one who experienced old /brit/ culture thinks this.

>>212054982
interesting how mammals are represented in every ecosystem but reptilesissies and birdcucks aren't

My eyes are bad.

>>212055143
He's literally an actor.

oohhhhh fuckk mummy I'm cumming

Not so much.

POST

Waiting music?

>>212055143
Opposing Russian invasion and defending your country is noble
Going on a Meghan Markle-esque press tour to all the liberal countries and cosying up to American progressives is utter nonsense

>>212054982
fantastic post

new
>>212055257

>>212055144
>gyaldem and holodem thread spotted
corrrrrrr phwoar

>>212055184
birds are everywhere
yes penguins only go underwater for a bit but i think birds are just as adaptable as mammals overall

>>212055180
Old /brit/ was reddity shite

Russian.

>>212055961
thoughts?