Thread 212056803

A tranny janny I kill for fun. But for a 4chan pass I carve him up real good

>>212053294

THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eoVa3s-vE

I like eating foods that make me gassy so I can release some insane farts

>>212056803 (OP)
I suppose the one on the left is a piña colada, but what about the one in the right?

>>212056827
Sam Hyde is bigger than ever

>>212056838
mai tai probly

I always have to change the filename if my images when I make a new thread or it gets marked as spam, even when I saved the image from here

>No War
>Market Not Crashing
>Tariffs Worked
>Tax Cuts Guaranteed
>Nobel Prize Guaranteed
>1 million foreign workers left since January
>You are getting deported! ¡Adíos!

>>212056858
heck yeah! Israel is stronger than ever!

>>212056839
That guy is a faggot

>>212056839
This would be based if it came from a place of courage and principle and not from the simple fact that Hyde has sociopathic tendencies.

Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door

>>212056880
Thank you.

what's the difference between hiking and walking

>>212056879
>>212056878
he's a funny comedian who makes betaboys S E E T H E with impotent rage because they couldn't cancel him

>fk is a paypig
all respect i had for him is now lost

>>212056873
This guy looks a bit like terrone.

>>212056892
No problem, my friend :-)

>>212056904
you can walk without hiking but you cant hike without walking

>>212056858
>Nobel Prize Guaranteed
true, if obombna can get a peace prize he can too

there aren't any good emotions. if you're feeling anything you're doing something wrong.

>the plan of all women in 2025
grim

Sam Hyde absolutely mogs Hasan Piker. Piker is literally afraid to meet him IRL because he'd get his head lumped the fuck up real quick.

Next Creator Clash should be a tag team match: Hasan Piker + Destiny vs. Sam Hyde and a folding chair

>>212056904
Hiking is when you walk on a trail

I'm Brad Pitt.

i’m half black and honestly what the fuck do WNs expect from me? you want me to lash out and kill you? i don’t wanna kill anyone. you get mad when i disagree with you that all nonwhites should die/be deported/segregated? why the fuck would i advocate for my own death?

going for an incelhike

I don’t care for capitalism or authoritarianism

>>212056942
they think its a respectable achievement and the ultimate form of success. they also think they are sticking it to the heckin evil patriarchy.
leave it to women to come up with something like the feminism or the "sexual revolution"

>>212056945
>Hasan Piker + Destiny vs. Sam Hyde and a folding chair
there's a reason both hasan and sam hide from destiny and refuse to debate him
they're both absolutely terrified of getting BTFO into irrelevance

>>212056904
hiking is when you go like to the mountains, I wish I could do that around here

Imbibing cantaloupe

>>212056992
6.5 inches here

stomach hurts from consuming too many chinese lead-laced spices at once

>>212056955
You have to chill, dude.

>>212056973
Destiny is literally afraid to debate Sam Hyde, he's refused on several streams.

socialism is le bad

>>212056955
shut up faggot no one even thinks about you
>>212057016
what does he mean "book" my mom?

>>212056371
I can see that. I am employed and the comparison between my monthly net and the current cost of living is not peachy. My job does have the option to relocate to a more rural area. I was initially optimistic about that. Come to find out the discount on housing if I move out there is no more than 20%.

>>212057043
You just proved hus point, white devil

>>212057043
except i open xitter and see faggots getting 60k like on some lazy faggy racist drivel about le nonwhite people bad

>>212057039
This guy turned out to be a gay pedo like goshcel

>>212057043
I guess she's a sex worker or a stripper who offers private sessions.

>>212056803 (OP)
I am a zoomie I never got to see America when it was good and I never got to experience the time when college degrees meant shit

>>212057051
Reducing my housing costs by 1/5 would solve a lot of my problems

there's nothing wrong with being brown

>>212057106
Some people might argue that America stopped being good in 1619

going to spend quality time with the mom and the sibling
brb

>>212057126
The problem is I'm already poor enough that 1/5 is barely a dent to my expenses. One fifth of fuck all being not a meaningful amount. The jannies will understand this math.

how am i supposed to believe that portal 1 and portal 2 are supposedly set 50,000 years apart?

and you remember
the jingles used to go

Many might opine that America's star truly started to set after nobody managed to top Journey's Don't Stop Believin' for anthemic pop songs.

60 missing children in Florida recovered, 8 arrested during 'Operation Dragon Eye

>>212057210
Un dos tres en mi cama una vez

>>212057218
why did they arrest 8 of the children

how bad is it in Nordic countries
when it comes to rapeugees doing crime?
I heard Sweden had 150 bombings last year

>>212057229
they were black

>>212057219
UNO DOS TRES QUATRO CINCO CINCO SES

I went to the art museum and looked at the ancient Chinese section. they had various objects used by the Chinese literati: chairs, musical instruments and gear for them, writing objects, etc. There was an unfolded paper with hundreds, perhaps thousands of Chinese characters all written in an extremely tiny but just legible script. What is this thing? The card explained that it was an ancient Chinese cheat sheet, to be used while taking one's examinations for the civil service and that sort of thing. I busted out laughing. Nothing ever changes, it seems.

>you shouldn't be sad about your situation
>You shouldn't be mad
>You shouldn't hate these people
God I hate boomers I have every right to feel what ever emotion I feel

oh shit, darren sharper

i voted for this.

nothing

ever

buskamano

>>212057370
she's so hot

>>212057230
fruits of neo liberal capitalism

>>212057370
>>212057388
I love ana ever since I was a liberal in high school

why wouldn’t landlords have a massive incentive to fill their properties?

ohh little pigsty wants to depor

>>212057234
YOU KNOW IT'S KINDA HARD JUSSTO GETTALONG TODAY

>>212057414
Was this before or after she got rid of her Armenian hook nose?

finally got a box so i can return my package can i get a hell yeah?

starting my first playthrough of mysteries of the sith

>>212057459
Hook noses are beautiful

>>212057299
ONE OF DA MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFETIES IN DA LEAGUE

>>212056803 (OP)
>Why yes I released the names of ICE agents working in my city. Why do you ask?

>ask girl out
>she says yes
>too lazy to go out now

>>212056955
anon, no more half measures. Be White or Be Black.

>>212057414
>>212057370
>>212057388
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750728173144107.webm

After work I will dine on:
-smoked chicken breast
-oats
-pickled onion
-mature cheddar, aged 15 months

>>212057453
kids listening to this song nowadays don't even know what AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS GO ON RIKKI LAKE means anymore

>>212057459
Before
>>212057534
Catty

we getting paper

>>212057545
you could basically eat my ass after I cut the lawn and you'd get the same effect

Goonicide is a serious problem in America

guess no one cares about my box

>>212056945
shmuel did a podcast recently with mayhem miller and he's starts stuttering like a bitch when miller diagrees with him. total pussy, only willing to bully the turk because he knows he can't fight back.

>>212057572
I call it a peasant meal, and it's quite good. It also facilitates my morning bowel movement

>>212057574
is it a WAP?

Would.

>>212057534
stupid woman

>>212057590
whats a wap

picked up a pack of lays at the 7/11. thought it was the dill pickle flavor but it's the lime flavor

>>212057605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsm4poTWjMs

Whenever I see people still paying for the pass I'm surprised because it's incredibly easy now to [redacted] the CAPTCHAs with zero effort

I just sold an absolute faggot some lays chips lol

>>212057534
the faggot even does the little jaw shimmying thing that destiny does. imagine wanting to be a 5'0" cuban midget that badly.

>>212057632
>Lime flavoured chips
lolwut

fucking BlackRock niggas don't sleep

I hate how boomers will give you a speech about how their lives were terrible and they lived in the trenchs while owning a nes and Atari as a kid

id like to order one usa gf please

>>212057641
sweaty is that good stank not the vaginosis kind

Thoughts?

>>212057684
UHHH that's not a Boomer thing unless they had a time machine

>>212057700
My dad was born in 1972

>>212057718
gen X bud

>>212057718
>Doesn't know what the generations actually are Award
Many such cases!

>>212057685
Pick one of your own women!

>>212057718
that's squarely gen X

>>212057685
coming right up friendo!

how about gen sex

>>212057763
>friendo
My haircut rn is an overgrown Chigurh

Powerberg went out again

>>212057772
so something like this?

>>212057794
that's more of an overgrown emo cut

an unorganized scene 'do

>>212057763
when can i expect her?

>>212057774
Women will say rape is this uber traumatic event in their lives that permanently crippled them and still causes them to struggle with basic life tasks... then proceed to tell everyone about it 24/7 on Social Media for the rest of their life.

>>212056942
That's what it's been since the 1960s. We just have a front row seat of it, because of social media.

>>212057840
9/11 was an international tragedy, unironically

>>212057840
i don't get it

Met the mom of a girl I’ve been chatting up for a couple of weeks now: She said I look strong. I was like thanks mam. Her daughter just doesnt appreciate it enough when I send her my flexing pics tho -_-

i’m kinda cute if i had any amount of personality or charisma or self confidence i’d be off to the races

>>212057853
they just dont understand our struggle. We literally need a movement
#incellivesmatter

>>212057843
oversized shipping takes a bit longer, maybe 1-2 months

Getting my Sun on, who else?

hoeflation is really males fault

>>212057908
it’s 10pm

>>212057908
reflection exposed

>>212057875
Unit 684 was like the more cool version of the A-Team (they went rogue and killed people)

>>212057908
that's a fun novel

>>212057908
> vape
> jbl
you are black arent you? but blacks dont read so its a bit confusing...

>>212057917
It wasn't.

norwood 3?

>>212057930
I'm listening to jazz so what do you think?
https://youtu.be/xy_fxxj1mMY

>>212057930
You can see his reflection in the bottle. He is white and a bit overweight.

>>212057955
Looks kinda like Terrone but less brown and more bald

>>212057462
i don't like this modernized box apu

>>212057930
You have your stereotypes wrong

>>212057908
YOU ARE DONE M8

ABSOLUTELY COOKED

>>212057955
Looks like an average redditor.

>>212057986
That's who took over 4chan.

>>212057986
he got glasses too, can pass as 4channer tbf

i’m so tall, can’t get over me
i’m so low, cant get under me
i must be all these things
for i just threw out the love of my dreams

getting a job might not be so bad

>>212057869
According to the Japanese guy, the World Trade Center was an airport.

>>212057981
I'm sure you're no prize either

>>212057889
just normal shipping please

>>212057853
Women get turned on by it. They love to read “dark romance” novels that are basically getting choked and fucked by a wolf

Happeningbros...

Are Canadians still boycotting American goods

i’m never getting another hot gf again

>>212057994
Yeah, since the 2016 election this website is full of people from r/The_Donald.

>>212058020
It's different this time

>>212058010
this. not that anon, but we're all here for a reason

non-sequitur! :3

Is this the part where I post my cock?

>>212058019
>look at a foid coomer fanfic type website
>number 1 tag is "non-con"
Really makes you think huh?

>>212058036
post the hot one that you fumbled

>>212058026
We're not boycotting them, we simply don't want them, because you suck, fuck you.

>>212058060
If you talk about Iran, then the tranny jannies won't delete it.

>>212058069
the last three really
i’m almost certain the last one still looks at the archive so no

cant really blame women for not wanting me since i'm ugly

Average wasp's cousin in britain

>>212058080
Your nation as a whole is acting like a vindictive ex-girlfriend. You didn't dump us we dumped you.

>>212058080
what did we do?

>>212058026
Only thing that actually seems to be happening is Tesla sales going off a cliff. An alleged decrease in Leaf tourists to the US as well (it's like a 10% reduction max).The rest is fake an performative boomer NPC theatre

terrone has been awfully quiet the last few days

>>212058069
btw, my ex looked like a hot version of picrel

>>212058090
You already made this post, and it was determined to be low quality.

>>212058082
What if I talk about putting it in Persian twink pussy?

>>212058089
Take the pinkpill and start your transmaxxing journey already!

DENOUNCE MUHAMMAD

>>212058012
I'm sorry this item doesn't qualify for regular shipping, all items must be <400lbs for preferred shipping rates.

Your USA gf will be delivered via hypersonic air mail once xir/zim has cleared Customs.

this game is kino

>>212058005
and the week has just started... lol, get to work

>>212058036
why not?

glad /cum/ has settled down, there were a lot of incels hanging around for a while

>>212058107
He got banned for politics a few days ago.

>>212058128
sybau

Sandman and Lucifer are good comics

>>212058088
nigger you had more gfs than most on this board. stfu

What if that woman in a burqa is actually just a devout Muslim with a crossdressing fetish

>>212058127
i don’t know
it’s like all the hot women in my city suddenly just became much pickier/all have bfs (i look the exact same as i always have, and my wardrobe is pretty good)
i don’t know. i never had unsuccessful dates til now. i asked a really hot model-tier girl out and she went on two dates with me before saying she’s going exclusive with another guy she was seeing. another more recent one was this adorable girl i had a lot in common with who literally just blocked me after matching on bumble/dming on instagram a few days, despite having a lot in common. just so weird

>>212058124
For me, it's Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

>>212058128
i think you are talking about me. not cool man

>>212058162
you'd probably have some gfs if you weren't so racist

>>212058172
You have clearly never spoken to Saudi anon

>>212058121
>I, Hosro of the House of Šašan have commissioned this carving to demonstrate to the nation how big my member is. It is enormous, greater than the span of the sea of the Hyrcanians. My Ahura Mazda, it nearly reacheth the abode of Anahita in the night sky! Truly, the King of Kings, Lord of Lords on this firmament of the sky hath a greater lingam than even the Emperor of the Romans! And him I shall case out of his do- *inscription ended abruptly*

The Best Of Homer Simpson

Hungarian food is literally just putting freaking paprika on everything

grim how this happens but at the same time she would never date me so fuck her

>>212058180
sorry man, cant help it. thats a non-negotiable

>>212058177
you might have been posted in one of those “are we dating the same guy” facebook groups. i found out i was around the time i started really struggling with dates.

>>212058200
their beef goulash is top tier

>>212058128
I'm still chud-maxxing wdym

>>212058128
fuck off normie before you get your skin peeled off

>>212058221
pathetic attempt at being edgy

>>212058178
I didnt like jedi outcast because the locations were soooo boring

>>212058200
and that's a good thing

>normie
can't even say normalfaggot?

im incel i'm stonecold

>>212058228
Possibly the worst opinion in /cum/ history, that's saying something because we have a rogue's gallery of atrocious opinion havers (Jason, FK, Brian, etc.)

>>212058259
>we have a rogue's gallery of atrocious opinion havers
so true

FAGGY WRESTLING DOLLS

WE'RE SELLIN FAGGY WRESTLING DOLLS

NEW FOR THIS YEAR IS THE OWEN HART ACTION FIGURE! INCLUDES GRAVITY!

Are you unc?

>>212058305
yes i turn 25 in a couple weeks imma oldhead

I'm on half a pill of my meds, easing off.

I feel absolutely retarded. I legitimately can't think.

People on r9k who can't literally get anybody to fuck em are hilarious. Like I've literally never had a serious relationship but the getting sex part is easy

im back

>>212058323
i'm one of those

>>212058321
welcome to my world

>>212058305
sonny, I remember when Limp Bizkit first came on MTV!

>>212058342
In Brazil?!

bitches always be tryin to uplift me
like ho i already know im a bad bitch
i know i can fuck whoever i want
but whats the point of it all

>>212058341
Welcome back!

>>212058359
you are a hairy mehican man

i had blood taken today and my like my pointing finger is weak, i think this happened last time too but i dont remember, google said it could be a hematoma squeezing the nerve making it weak

>>212058359
hola ale. hows it going?

>>212058323
yes if you are chad. but think about us mortals too mr chad thundercock

>>212058376
No I mean some of them claim they literally can't get anybody. To me that sounds impossible you mean not even someone drunk?

>>212058370
that's your index finger, also I'm sorry to hear that

>>212058390
get a load of this neurotypical

I'm ready to make 'em drop, with a pop, G-L-O-C-K
Busters under the wings, on my thoughts, I face 'em every day
No fear in my heart, I ain't scared to be the one that kills
So if you got your tone, bring it on, I got the same skill
Pressure from my peers, who provoke me to leave 'em dead
Gangsta Gold, makin' 'em fold, victim of my bullet lead
Tricks who want them treats from the Gold, smoke up in their face
Down for a smack in they back, bitch, it's a murder case
Clickin' on a punk 'cause the funk got 'em actin' up
Tailin' with my wagon on the run doin' a donut
Hoes on the curb, spread the word 'cause I'm peelin' caps
Spinnin' out my chamber it's my anger, settin' mouse traps
Take it to the police, nigga, if you scared, mane
Flaugin' with your pistol like a bitch, you be a dead man
Stangin' like a wasp, if you cross some of this intellect
Fuckin' up your guts with the touch of this 9-TEC

>>212058390
>To me that sounds impossible you mean not even someone drunk?
i dont leave my house anon and sure as hell no drink bitch has walked in my apt

>>212058371
"fine"
my life really is very easy now
but i think thats the reason i get so depressed when i just cant stand to live it
like some friends got real actual trauma and then im here getting sad over nothing
u know

Like have you even tried asking a slut on tinder if she wants just sex or vice versa a man if you are gay. Eventually one has to say yes.

>>212057908
Don't forget your sunscreen

do NOT watch the kevin ware injury video on youtube.

I don't dance to attract but I totally could if music was still like this *uggh watch this shit side to side and moonwalk*
https://youtu.be/g1_ym09MAks?si=TnrG9v1XP-RcFydI

I don't find video games fun anymore

>>212058427
normalniggers are so fucking naive

>>212058178
For me? It's KOTOR 1, but especially KOTOR 2.

>>212058476
Depends on what you play

>>212058259
lets see the locations of outcast

boring imperial space station - boring mine - member yavin from the movie? - boring sniper city - member bespin from the movie? - boring imperial space station with shitty stealth section - yavin....AGAIN

anyone wanna play some videogames

Artificial Intelligence

>>212058476
i really need to stop playing video games and do something that will give me a job

My triceps are growing and now my shirts get caught on them it's quite annoying

>>212058484
You have been fooled by THE JEW AND THE MUDSLIME into thinking pussy isn't in abundance

>>212058488
I've tried a variety of genres, including vidya I used to love, but I always quit after a few hours max

>supposedly “based” white identitarian
>never has kids
>never got married
>got outed as an actual cuck fetishist
>fucked a tranny
>hangs out exclusively with guys +20 years his junior
>his only two other friends his age are married with children
>rely on donations of actually autistic shutin paypigs
ah yes this is exactly what Hitler envisioned

>>212058486
based

>>212058496
natural stupidity

>>212058493
yeah sure

>>212058505
That's my kink

>>212058519
sam is unironically the funniest person in the world

>>212058519
i checked out when he went from making skits to being a pseudo intellectual

>>212058503
professional gamer

>>212058511
a bitch in heat could be presenting on my bed and i would still fumble it due to my advanced autism

every single time an american says christ is king it feels so empty, you guys could never be christians just accept it its fine, embrace the jewness

>>212058567
i wouldn't get a boner

>>212058570
Shalom, Rabbi.

making tapioca ngl

what game do you guys wanna play

>>212058550
charls and nick alone are leagues funnier than sam
his entire schtick is repeating twitter one liners and /pol/ opinions from 5 years ago
like he literally did le designated shitting streets indian guy bit in one of his recent faux-talk show 60 minutes thing and it just sucks

>>212058588
Risk of rain 2

nothing makes the J's seethe like Samir Al Hayid's comedy

>>212058573
I mean you like men don't you?

>>212058570
says you

>>212058613
no, would just be too nervous

>>212058567
same my autismo energy is strong. In hindsight, I had the opportunity to fuck 3 bitches who were literally throwing themselves at me. I wish I was a normalnigger

>nooo you can't like Sam Hyde!
>he pokes fun at Israel!!!
>stop!!!!

Comedy is inherently a part of culture and if you can't accept that comedians have been the most critical and often truthful opponents of despots and tyrants then you're just a statist pig.

>>212058620
not catholic or orthodox, not real christian, sorry mate

>>212058656
Who is your favorite comedian?

>>212058603
oh we're still pretending he's funny?

Haha, our world is kind of like a fantasy map, with Africa being a mystical continent that is the origin of the black race

Twitter is literally nothing but people seething and pretending to be laughing

I watched Kickstarter TV when I was in college and that shit was so fucking funny
https://youtu.be/2yhL2J9-ZQo

>>212058656
comedy can push boundaries and embody counterculture, sure, but every comedian is anti-israel nowadays. every comedian is slightly chuddy now. and a lot of artists in general are much funnier than sam and actually live by their morals, or lack there of. sam grand stands as some based gigachad father figure when in reality he’s a loser just like any other terminally online dudes

still making tapioca tbdesu

>>212058656
British comedy before 10 or 15 years ago was mostly just making fun of the disabled, and it's valued highly indeed

>>212058676
I don't have a favourite, I just like funny jokes. Sam makes funny jokes sometimes and that amuses me.

>>212058691
I don't think he's funny I think he's hilarious

>>212058701
>but every comedian is anti-israel nowadays.
Speaking truth to power, I thought you libshits loved that

>>212058698
kickstarter TV was sam's peak, it's been downhill since

oh you don’t pray to mary for protection against la duende? are you even a real christian

>>212058701
It sounds like you've built him up into some kind of strawman just so you can tear him down in your own mind. Very odd compulsion.
>>212058710
Jimmy Carr is great, especially his early stuff that was very vicious.

>>212058717
protestantism is not real christianity doesnt matter how mad it makes you

>>212058713
based kek and even comedypilled

>>212058729
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

>>212058716
No his peak, and by his I mean mde, was around the time they were making things like ideas man and the other sketches that were on the YouTube channel

>>212058731
Fucking liar

If you skimmed all the fat of Christianity to reduce back to the apostles time, you'd have baptists having church in plain clothes in a dudes garage

You're such a smart guy huh? What would happen if the world was populated only by copies of you and they had to operate every job and every function of society

>>212058753
when you think about it a couple of buds having some beers in a garage is more christian than any church goer

>>212058748
protestantism is exactly what the jews need so christians are le good little trad little people

>>212058753
there's a pentecostal church in town and it's just an office that they hired in this arcades sort of building with a glass facade

>>212058714
im not a lib, abd yes i am anti israel is that the bar to make someone good? really?
> sounds like you've built him up into some kind of strawman just so you can tear him down in your own mind. Very odd compulsion
maybe, i dunno, i used to like him as a teen and now im a washed up friendless loser who followed the advice of people like him. there’s probably some sense of resentment since i didnt have a father growing up

>>212058772
no one is smart enough to have in depth knowledge in everything so in any case infrastructure would collapse

>>212058742
KEK

>>212058791
What if each individual had an infinite amount of time to learn whatever he needs to learn to do his job

>>212058753
le wholesome guys in normal clothes who dont push their religion to us so that makes it a good religion we are never gonna take christianity seriously but hey you are free to practice your faith

sir please help me i am fucking indian sir please i am indian please fucking help me i am indian sir

>>212058801
then literally anyone could do it

>>212058809
The earliest christians shared their faith through regular socializing.

there are real good catholic americans tho, lets make that clear

Can we just make the new early already. I don't want my whining blogpost about my day to go unnoticed

>>212058825
they shared gospels on whatsapp or what do you mean regular socializing

>>212058839
They didn't like to on mission trips or stand on corners or whatever. They just shared their faith casually like when you start a conversation with your coworker

>what do you mean regular socializing
what 4chan does to a nigga

What do ya mean socializing? Socializing like a normie? Do you follow my instagram? Do I influence you?

>>212058832
You make it you lazy nigger

>>212058832
i'm going to be downvoting your post anyways

>>212058820
I don't think that's true