it's over already?

>American politics thread

>>212057164 (OP)
Unironic 4D chess, trust the plan?

>>212057164 (OP)
i hate this orange retard and his purpule retard minion.
they cucked my country again, fuck all the retards that voted likud

happeningfags BTFO once again
nothing EVER happens, don't you ever forget that again

Seems legit

>>212057191
>>212057192
i just want SOMETHING to happen ONE FUCKING TIME
ONE

fuck everything

>>212057164 (OP)
If this is anything like his amazing Russia-Ukraine ceasefire, it won't last to tomorrow

>>212057208
this is my only hope
most of the previous times the purple retard surrendered in this war iran broke the ceasefire and saved us from our own retardation.

>>212057164 (OP)
What will all the western homos do with their pro Iran protest signs now?

im so glad i invested in nothingeverhappens coin, the value skyrocketed

>>212057228
Cross out Iran for Palestine lul.

>he thought something would happen

>Happening cancelled.

I am disapointed.

>>212057164 (OP)
Iran said that isn't true.

>>212057439

>>212057164 (OP)
He's so goofy

>>212057448
No idea what's happening but I'm guessing an internal coup in Iran right now where they agreed to a ceasefire without telling the real leaders.

>>212057520
either way Iran are gonna look fucking idiots if they insist on war and get slapped down when they were given an out

>>212057448
sounds like there is a ceasefire they just don't want to admit their defeat

>>212057520
Retarded opinion, but I can see why you think that.
The fact is Iran has no ability to fight any further.
>bomb Israel
Israel has air superiority and Iran has already used most of their missile supply. They could keep throwing shit at Israel for a few more days, but it'll accomplish nothing and by the end of it Iran will be effectively defenseless missile-wise.
>close straits of Hormuz
China said no.
>try to invade Israel by land through Iraq and Syria
lmao, good luck

>>212057448
So ceasefire while trying to save face and pretend they're being magnanimous about it.

Is this a work?

>>212057550
No.
Blumpf is claiming thst there is a ceasefire which israel is clearly not acting upon to point iut when iran retaliates and say something like "see see! Iran is the agressor"

>>212057164 (OP)
>over

How many "ceasefires" has there been between them and Palestine/Lebanon just for them to just shoot rockets at them anyways?

I hope they shoot more rockets at Iran and continue this war. It's so boring without a continuous, non-ending war.

>>212057607
The ceasefire starts tomorrow.

>>212057637
well thats why they call it a cease fire and not a peace treaty or truce. for example the north and south koreans signed a cease fire in the 50's but are still technically at war.

>>212057164 (OP)
>cute lil 12-day war to correspond nicely with the 6-day war
>with all the nice lil 6-hr and 12-hr marks coordinated for maximum numerological benefits
I'm sure

>>212057191
I kneel to the nothinghappener GODS...

>>212057191
He can't keep getting away with this

>>212057698
Koreans signed an armistice, which is a step up from a ceasefire.

>>212057201
Sorry jewboy
Gotta keep da status quo goin ya dig

>>212057566
>>close straits of Hormuz
>China said no.
Source?

>>212057850
after we get rid of our cuckold PM we'll elect a right wing government for the first time in decades and then we'll have things happen

israel's state of humiliation ends on october 2026

>>212057997
>the takeaway from the past 2 years in the mind of the Jude is that they didn't kill ENOUGH people and make themselves even more of a pariah state
Lmfao. You guys are not going to last once the Haredis outbreed the rest of you and the infinite gibs from American baby boomers goes away.

>>212057164 (OP)
Iran is a state run by retarded goatfuckers. If these camel piss drinkers don't buy/build 10,000+ missiles and 100+ missile launchers per year, they deserve to be nuked.

They never declared war to each other, it was just a 2 week special military operation

>>212057637
Palestine and Lebanon are their dumb violent proxies.

>>212057191
Happeningsisters...

>>212057637
Nah, these were Iran's proxies, and were buckbroken a while ago. Now Hamas is truly alone so it's left to see if they accept a deal or Trump sends the IDF to finish Gaza. I think Trump must be feeling powerful enough rn to actually violently force Hamas into a deal.
This entire thing could've been avoided if Hamas just accepted surrender when it was clear that they're going to lose, but they just kept refusing and dragged everyone else with them.

>>212058138
You're more their proxy than them your ally

>>212058201
Why couldn't he force Canada into one?

>>212057191

>>212058230
I'm Jewish too so I like to consider myself the on-site golem master.