ez first

what up americans

dont ever say christ is king ever again bro

This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer: Bang's, we think six million is a pretty big number.

>>212058987
hey
when was the last time you consumed kimchi

>>212058987
umm… you’re chinese

BRING BACK
DA BOSTON RAG
TELL ALL YA BUDDIES
DAT IT AIN'T NO DEAG

>no prev or country names
You really are lazy

I feel a deep psychological discomfort when I watch American Dad
it's not even that I dislike the show, it's got some great jokes and funny characters, but there's something just so intrinsically cynical about the whole production, even despite the little "lesson learned" monologue at the end of each episode
even Seinfeld felt more sincere despite it's unapologetic neuroticism

>>212059004
you want a spit shine too. love it or leave it pal

ufff I've been farting too much like the last hour for some reason, feels good

DRAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3HBfcFPTFI

>>212058997
drinking some mugs root beer rn

>>212058999
a few days ago. I never voluntarily consume kimchi unless social circumstances require me to
>>212059002
ur Mexican

I suffer from redness, constant sweating, shitting myself and crying fits
what's the diagnosis

best movies of the 21st century according to me, thoughts?

>>212058997
wrong can bud

>>212059031
I'm smarter than you

>>212059030
it appears you are a toddler

You will never have a greater or lesser dominion than that over yourself...the height of a man's success is gauged by his self-mastery; the depth of his failure by his self-abandonment. ...And this law is the expression of eternal justice. He who cannot establish dominion over himself will have no dominion over others.

>>212059030
TDS

>>212059030
alcoholism

>>212059030
>I suffer from redness
hum, maybe disemboweling paleface babies makum your pain go to big manitou in night sky. Howgh!

i'd drink if i had a job, drinking as a neet feels undeserved

i fucking hate “i’m a woman teehee” threads so much they send me into a violent rage i wish rape and murder upon all who make them

>>212059029
I am a fan of kimchi and Korean cuisine

>>212059031
ridiculous

>>212058971 (OP)
I had the choice between blue collar work or free nursing school I picked nursing school. I know it's dumb

>>212059051
let me guess... you like wes anderson, alex garland, jonathan glazer, luca gaynino?

how much salt do you have to put in water before the dehydration cancels out the hydration
if you put just the right amount of salt to it can you drink an infinite amount of it

>>212059075
haha, women are so dainty and delicate and silly

>>212059058
You are calling me a loser and you are correct

Daat darling is SO cute. I need witch pussy

im baby

I wanted to die for Israel

>>212059087
>you like wes anderson, alex garland
nothing wrong with this

>>212059084
I work at home depot for $24 an hour

>>212059076
kimchi literally tastes like garbage. it has those fermented stink and tastes very salty, sour and spicy which is also what rotten garbage are. how did Korea psyop the world into consuming this poison?

>>212059104
different tastes i guess but its just very very vegan cinema

*puts lime juice on my armpit*

>>212059084
hey at least all nurses are sluts so you've banged a bunch of them, right?

???

>>212059087
Ok I'm not smart at all :(

giga chad dying for israel: fuck yea
chud incel dying for israel: ermm israel is oppressing me, i dont want to die for israel hyperborea o algo

>>212059126
>vegan cinema
wtf does this mean

La Cucaracha

>>212059133
hot nurses are in short supply. there are more hot girl cops i think.

>>212059058
This is a genuinely reassuring post. I feel all warm inside now man.

>>212059130
so long as you don't put lime zest in my taco it's A-OK

>>212059123
It's good, I like kimchi fried rice too.
Do you like japchae? korean fried chicken? bulgogi? these are the dishes popular at Korean restaurants here

>>212059130
*punches your kidneys until you pee blood*

>>212059161
nurses probably make more money in the USA. I had a few hot girl nurses when I had my ACL surgery

>>212059056
her shoes are bigger than her. all chink bitches wear shit like that

as an atheist i really hate the christian influence in our government but it does make sense that we would help israel defend itself

>>212059130
if you are 5'4 at least, 115 pounds and you are hairless and smooth i would like to like the juice off that armpit

>>212059056
did she died

>>212059056
i love seeing people fail because it makes me feel better about myself

>>212059150
films for impressionable pseud man-childs

>>212059199
same -_-

>>212059044
Angie loves BANG

Where is the king of the dance floor

>end of shift getting on shuttle
>directly ask driver does this one go to X, and she says yes it goes to X, so i go "ok good i'm on the right one"
>shuttle commute takes an hour and half
>takes me to wrong part of town
>have to take expensive uber to where my cars parked (which i then drive back home)
>lid to my thermos accidentally comes off on the ride
>get home & realize lid is missing, Uber forces you to pay $20 fee to get item back, so i just reorder thermos on Amazon which is cheaper
>going to cook brats try to tear off the sytrofoam, styrofoam sticks to the brats, have to toss all the brats out
Just put me down already

tl;dr

>>212059215
its the same thing with me. if one thing goes wrong, Ik my whole day is fucked. Either I have a very good day or a very bad day. Rarely do I get mixed days.

>>212059119
>>212059133
thing is i am generally attractive just autistic i don't really like fancy things either

>>212059215
our grandparents ate styrofoam for every meal

Eating ice cream soup

Acapella is making a comeback

>>212059235
I only have neutral or awful days.
Neutral days are my good days

>>212059215
Pffahahahahaha

>>212059119
I make around $130/hr as code monkey

>>212059165
>>212059170
>>212059188
i could snap you in half without even trying

>>212059254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2-reTYS-bg

>>212059248
my reaction to you eating ice cream soup

>>212059084
Why is that dumb?

Thoughts on the goth metal band Type O Negative

it fires 65 of these bad boys per second GYAAT DAMN

>>212059289
I DON'T WANNA BE

I DON'T WANNA BE MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212059123
>japchae
no
>fried chicken
meh... is Korean chicken that special? I thought any other country had fried chicken.
>bulgogi
I love bulgogi

btw if you love cold noodles, try Pyongyang Bibim-naengmyeon. it's thick noodles in meaty savory cold broth and very spicy sauce.

>>212059284
Because I wanted to do nursing or be a doctor originally but was forced into learning economics. I hate fancy or decadent things I also wanna make a difference

>nothing interesting in /cum/
guess i'll goon

Powerful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY1mKpn6ovA

>>212059314
Went through this same thought process twice today and I'm still here

>>212059314
do something more creative

>>212059314
https://youtu.be/ZUy4x9bDXNs

Life is a hellscape where organisms are everyday brutally competing to survive and kill each other, and even us the most advanced animal remain just as brutal in our competitions for status, money, and position
When i contemplate all these things I realize the complete rationality of alcoholism

>>212059299
>>212059168

I'm invited to the cookout

>>212059314
I went on nofap starting today afternoon. Wont goon for a week

Why do Mexicans make threads like this

>>212059347
by who?

>>212059335
I watched so much of both the series I don't even know when or why I quit either

>>212059328
she should take her tits out on onlyfans

>>212059345
ill try that dish some day, thanks anon

>>212059364
the brothers

YOU SHALL NOT GOON.

No

women should have sex with me

hop in nigga

>>212059355
you expect beaners to be rational beings?

>>212059355
Ženka means wifey iml

Get up and dance

>>212059213
Right here

>took out Iran's enrichment sites or at least heavily delayed their production
>zero casualties
>ceasefire two days afterwards
idk seems like a W to me, it would be better if we didn't have to involve ourselves in these conflicts but that's a whole other can of worms

>>212059373
like your brothers or niggers?

>>212059375
I remember this kek, they called him the french wizard right?!

>>212059365
>don't even know when or why I quit either
cause its all the same shit? boss dude gets killed by his henchman, henchman becomes new boss, new bossman gets heemed by his close ally, etc etc

>>212059305
I don't see what's better about blue collar work.
I work inside a factory. It's shit
as for making a difference, all i'm doing is helping a billionare become even more rich making over priced luxury junk There's nothing particularly more noble or ethical about it than any other kind of work
Work isn't about morality; it's about your own interest

>>212059213

>>212059391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgew7_KeKWY

Had to do the We Are Walmart dance at work today

why are burgers like this?

>>212059388
I don't care

>>212059346

"popcorn chicken"?
Listen, you can't put salt and s asking on flour, add water, mix it, and fry flour with water to get the same results

All day at work I look forward to finishing and going home, but then when I get home the emptiness of my life hits me, and I wish I was working to distract myself from that fact
Strongly need to suck on a double barreled shotgun and pull the trigger

>>212059421
>border patrol
>at airport
>going through his phone
fake and gay

>>212059403
i want to do nursing because i can make more of a difference i just hate the idea of studying to be in business or accounting

>>212059465
that's what marijuana is for

>>212059421
miga has kim jong un tier sensitivity to criticism

>>212059482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7EQPgkHu0

>>212059475
>i just hate the idea of studying to be in business or accounting
So you're majoring in accounting then or is this an elective?

>>212059465
least you got money

>>212059465
c’est la vie

eating tapioca award

So this is how I find out Bob Dylan died

>>212059482
I can't do marijuana it just makes me a paranoid freak
I just drink booze when I get home

>>212059466
they probably meant customs, technically it's a form of border patrol for international flights

>venture into outer /int/
>it’s all tranny shit or race fetish spam

>>212059513
you son of a gun

I have an interview tomorrow for a second job as a data analyst... I need extra money and working from home really helps me to do this... Pray for me please.

Why is San Francisco such a paradise

>>212059513
man you really got my hopes up there for a minute

>>212059532
*prays on your downfall*

>>212059267
that's not good anon. we all need a few good days but jews have you by your balls ig

>>212059532
okay

>>212059465
idk man. i really enjoy my company. work, gym, beer makes life bearable

>>212059029
>>212059299
Where were you stationed bitch
Casey? Hump? Osan? Carrol? Walker?

It's time to stop being unc and start using the newest slang words like 23 skidoo and bo-dee-do-do

Average wasp if their mayflower ancestors didn't reach massachusetts

>>212059532
i am interviewing too for another big tech position. Have an online assessment due tmr

>>212059533
must be all the AIDS, shit, faggots, and used needles everywhere

>>212059573
too new, like 3 year old toddler slang

fantasizing about some day being powerful and getting to make others suffer the way I have

>>212059570
I wouldn't tell :^)

>>212059573
gotta have a jones for this, a jones for that, man, this runnin' with the Joneses just ain't where it's at

>>212059508
yes i was forced into it because i was good at math and my dad refused to pay for anything else. my new goal is to get a car and start cna training so i can save up for nursing school sadly i am getting old i will be 23 in march and my program starts January

>>212059570
>>212059594
is it true that chink whores are easy there?

>>212059588
this but having a job that i enjoy

Watched a documentary about heroin addicts in Afghanistan. You'd think the Taliban would just shoot them but they actually just abduct them off the street and take them to a rehab center where they do group therapy sessions and shit. Kind of improved my opinion of the Taliban

>>212059533
Evaporative cooling from the multiple Olympic swimming pools worth of junkies’ diarrhea everywhere

>>212059533
how many jeets live there? seeing how its a big le tech hub i would expect it to be brampton 2.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8z46udecpc

>>212059623
techjeets are bro tier

>>212059601
If you are very autistic, then accounting would probably be easier than nursing for someone like you (no offense)

>>212059603
When I went to Korea and tried Tinder, I got matches on nearly every single right swipe. I also get lots of matches back home though, and just got it at a higher rate over there, so this may not be applicable if you’re like a 2/10 or whatever

kind of want to play death stranding but it's the sort of game i'm not sure my shit ass pc would do well in plus it's the sort of game you dont want to play with shit ass settings because the visuals are a big part of it, might just have to wait 20 years when i have a good pc for it

Would I get matches on Nigerian Tinder

>>212059605
There are Taliban office workers now. the days of being a trad pedo sandnigger warlord who grows heroin and rapes children are over
Islam has fallen....

>>212059632
i am not that autistic i am good at math and the only thing i use it for is for poker

>>212059630
are you white?

>>212059630
>techjeets are bro tier

>>212059630
back when i was doing software qa testing before covid like 80% of the american dev team were indian.

>>212059652
I'm Aryan

>>212059645
that depends...are you Dean Blunt?

>>212059669
shut up jeet

>>212059393
this guy looks like a homeless alcoholic now

>>212059677
shut up dalit

>>212059688
many such cases

Almost time for my repast of chicken and oats!

>>212059397
it's a nothingburger. it's neither the massive deal libtards make it out to be, nor is it some massive victory
it's just going to buy time and delay the Iranians

>>212059697
nta but wtf is a dalit i keep seeing this shit

>>212059711
Bottom of the jeet caste system. They serve the same sorts of undesirable roles in Indian society as Indian TFW slaves serve in Canada LOL

playing RDR1
finally bought it on PC, it's my favorite game of all time

>>212059709
tis verily a yeoman's mirth!

>>212059711
i think it's from doctor who

>>212059729
excellent I will add this to my arsenal

NYC is getting an indian mayor

Imagine a world... without Indians...

>>212059735
You can make pretty much infinite money doing Liar's Dice at Thieves Landing with that one quest

I thought a dalit was that thing from doctor who

>>212059744
I don't want my mom to disappear :(

Mads Mikkelsen is the official actor of /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoCk655vgtc

>>212059754
i already pretended to think that

>>212059758
Have you asked her to come visit?

>>212059758
you would also disappear

I had a cup of strawberry cheesecake ice cream today. I haven't had ice cream in years
It was tasty

>>212059762
I liked Druk and The Hunt. the latter was a brutal watch

>>212059769
I have, she'll visit sometime at the end of this year. She really wants to move away from my dad tbf

>>212059772
no ice cream in the unremitting and oppressive steppes of Rossiya, you mean?

>>212059778
>Druk
/tv/? On MY /int/?

>>212059058
Politics got other plans, slut.

>>212059778
He's got a really wide range, I think Valhalla Rising is still my favourite movie he's done. He doesn't say anything all film.

>>212059778
Pusher's OK

>>212059797
My name is from the copypasta meme, I'm not Russian I'm in southern California

I invite you to repent

we are here

>>212059820
straight up, I don't get how you can live there and not eat ice cream

say it with me: Mayor Mamdani

there are too many goofy midwest medigans in florida. this is supposed to be a haven for ethnics no fairer than the french. why do they come here they wouldn’t go to new york or LA do they think the whole place is disney world

>>212059836
It's a skill, in all candor

>>212059821
repent what nigger? i havent even committed any sins lately

>>212059803
I've never browsed /tv/
just seems like a weird board

Hows it look bros?

>medigan
Non sei io ricchione

https://youtu.be/D-Vvw3Cy_Rw

>>212059841
How are the French received in Florida?

>>212059848
/tv/!is fun
Much more mature than this shithole
I just come here when I'm between shows

>>212059837
sounds like he would ban gabagool. ohhh!

>>212059749
an easier way is to just keep failing and going double or nothing repeatedly until the bet is insanely high on that bird shooting random encounter
you can make tens of thousands in 5 minutes

>>212059870
>I'm between shows
watching tv is hobby for lowlifes. The only time I ever use tv is to watch natgeo to learn about lion prides.

>>212059876
lmfao

>>212059895
I haven't watched tv since they cancelled Rome
I just torrent everything I don't think I've ever turned my TV on in like 7 years

I am very afraid people are gooning to this image

>>212059910
>torrent everything
that's watching tv too just on your laptop, you stupid nigger

>>212059919
sent that freak flying

>>212059897
I'm like 1/3 Italian genetically btw as are my countrymen. Also, gabagool is consumed throughout my country under another name, if anyone thought my comment flippant.

>>212059931
madonna

>>212059938
we say that sometimes, and also porco dio

T.V watching in the internet age is a hobby for sophisticants and high IQ elites
Real low lifes just scroll this site or other social media

>>212059931
el atrocidad

>>212059931
I used to talk to a teen slovenian and the chats would always end up being very spicy...miss her so much these days

>>212059919
"Watching tv" is viewing programs as they air. I watch shit as I like, when I like, without regard to Jewish television executive scheduling

>>212059594
If you're in Hump let's meet up neggo
>>212059603
Idk much about women because Idl em, but heard from colleagues that they are as picky as hoes back home or Japanese, some of them say Kuwait or Bahrain is easier

>>212059837
that fruity arab bitch boy won't survive the face off with the italian stallion

>>212059945
also, we look like this

>>212059866
just fine i imagine. there aren’t very many of them unless you count haitians

Not for nothin but Florida has more Haitians than gadflies

>>212059953
you are still consuming the jewish slop just on your own timeline...

>>212059981
What about Cajuns? I’ve heard some of them spilled over into Texas, idk about eastern migration

I mean, I'm not that dark, but the Bavarian costume's funny. And the pretzels, the schnapps, the wurst and kraut. Polka. Wandering the hills. Vandrati, we call it.

>>212059992
All media is Jewish slop
I only consume that which I deem acceptable

>>212059965
as predicted by quasimodo

i see license plates from quebec fairly often here in fl

>>212059931
el ogro de el Kras/Krast/Carso/Cjars

I only listen to Mozart on the grammophone
I never ever ever consume goyslop. only food grown on my garden. and when I'm especially gluttonous I treat myself to some lentils
I don't own any technological devices of any kind
All my /cum/ posts are dictated to my butler who hand writes them before delivering them to a third worlder who posts these posts for me
This is what being an aristocrat is simply like

>>212060015
I've discovered that midwesternees are indistinguishable from central Canadians
They even talk the same OOH GEE GOLLY DONTCHAKNOW

>>212060024
that's Slovenes in general. Coasters also say mona and make music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsK-B6kjW1A

>>212060015
I saw a bunch of Florida license plates today. I live a long way from Florida

kinda weird when the boss has braces

i dont drive, i know how but not really

>>212060041
Ontario is Midwest. The biggest difference is that Chicago is full of blacks, while Toronto is full of jeets, with only some blacks.

>>212060015
je me souviens

>>212060068
Ouais, there's a lotta niggas in Maine that speak French too and are of French ancestry

>>212060066
gas pedal go forward
brake stops
turn wheel turns car
That's it pretty much. If orangatangs can do it, so can you

>>212060087
this nigga drives auto LMAO

>>212060095
this nigga has a twenty plus year old car

>>212060095
Where do you think you are nigga everyone drives automatic

>>212060109
like a boss

You could buy a gatorade and hand it to a houseless person, but you don't because you're a selfish fuck

>>212060086
Mes cousins

>>212060053
lol based

>>212060123
Vous etes whattayacallit Quebecois? I took French in school but forgot 75% of it

>>212060120
my wife spends all my money

Driving manual if you don't have a sportscar is just lame.

there's an American flag constantly spamming Edi Rama. Americans, explain.

>>212060066
i have an active drivers license but i have never driven more than 2 blocks and never owned a car

>wife
You guys are getting married?

>>212060120
I've given to homeless people, and they stay homeless. Not my problem.

shit on my dick

>>212060141
In part, anyway. I’m sort of a leaf mutt of different founding stock.

Let's go to the phones

>>212060158
/int/ is a normie board. leave, you're incelling the place up

Who won the kentucky derby

>>212060190
hallo yes...very glad to be on vith you today. yes yes, I do have some thoughts on the judens

>>212060120
I generously gave a homeless guy a lighter once after he asked to use it to light a cig, but then I noticed that he had sores all over his hands, and I didn’t want it back. He was very appreciative of my wholesome chungus act of kindness.

>>212060201
Colonel Sanders

The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E

>>212060214
and it insists upon itself

me rn

Can’t believe Americans really don’t eat horse meat…

>>212060151
You want to slurp Edi Rama's white stuff too

i love tf2, the game is ok but the ytp shit and the characters are so iconic

I can smell my neighbours having a BBQ and I'm reminded I can't afford meat in this economy.

with me nothing comes easy. Last week I went to the track. They shot off the opening gun, they killed my horse

How about Jane Austen’s Kentucky Darby

Its funny how I look forward to messages of pretty girls whenever I start going out with on. Their single text makes my day. I feel like a teenager again with butterflies in the stomach. Pretty girls just change your whole perspective about life.

>>212060245
I feel like shit if I don’t eat meat, so that gets priority over basically every other expense, even though we’re living through hard times

>>212060254
>with on.
with one**

>>212060151
Okay so this guy found an image of Edi Rama. This image was originally posted on >>>/pol/. He then started putting the image into threads on /int/. People then started memes and started simping for him.

>>212060199
I've probably been here longer than you e been sentient

>>212060254
>Their single text makes my day.
She's deep throating Chad's cock.

time to binge yt until the earbuds die or i need to shit or piss or cum

>>212060250
Track guns shoot blanks, Mon ami

I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ON THE COAST OF SANTORINI

>>212060298
prolly but what can I do? i am no chad

Listening to the Sinatra at the Sands album on YouTube.. as a country we lost something

Almost everyone used to whip dogs for misbehavior

>>212060342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql4p7ipnFWE

>>212060349
Now we dip hogs for common favor

/brit/ is dead so im gonna post here
hi

>>212059031
wtf no gay porn? where's buck breaking the kinogram?

a brit shit? get lost

>>212060370
brit sucks, objectively.

/brit/ is the official thread for sub verbal australopithecines

>>212060370
Why is this not your home general

>>212060379
the spammers and schizos ruined it yea

>>212060358
I just work, workout and try to make as much money as possible. Everyone calls me a good guy and I try to act like one. I am not interesting or anything. Extremely technical work literally kills my desire for anything else. I hate being poor more than I hate being uninteresting since I grew up poor. So, its whatever ig. At least I have money to focus on my hobbies (motorbike, traveling) and buy a house

>>212060386
dunno lol

hope they do good on fallout 5, like shit i'm fucking sick of the run down shacks and people sleeping next to skeletons for 200 years straight

>>212060358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vla3kElhV-4

You're not a true man until you can see everyone you know , even all relatives, as individual people and not put anything past them.

>>212060229
Horse meat evokes disgust in most Americans

>>212060412
a Slovenian proverb says roughly all matters end at the matter of money

>>212060424
You're a wise people

>>212060363
LOL

>>212060447
>>212060447
New