Thread 212059062

would you rather be a vampire, werewolf, orc, goblin, skinwalker, or a ghost in your cunt?

What type of orc and werewolf we talking here

vampire easily i fear death

>>212059089
warhammer 40k - orcs
magic:the gathering - tovolar (both)

what's skinwalker

I would write fuck vamp right in the pussy iykwim

>>212059062 (OP)
Ghost or skin walker

a Chaos Dwarf from Zharr Naggrund, actually!

werewolf most definitely. i could explain my reasoning if anyone cares

>>212059156
That looks like the kinda werewolf that has a pack of buddies. I choose that kinda werewolf if so. If they are cursed lonely werewolves than I pick 40k orcs.
>>212059062 (OP)
What kind of vampire?

>>212059187
i care

>>212059156
Like this?

I'd be a vampircel

I'm already a ghost and it sucks to be honest. We'rewolves seem cool, so them

>>212059203
>What kind of vampire
castlevania dracula

>>212059231
i am a scruffy outcast freak and my only friend for most of my life was my dog. so i feel like a dog myself most times

virgin girl ghost

>>212059167
skinwalker is a shapeshifter basically
they eat anything including humans, and mimic any living organism perfectly

>>212059062 (OP)
Vampire. Banu haqim to be exact.

>>212059266
neat and cute
i’d give you a bone

>>212059287
I will just be a ghost. I'm sure the ghost world is full of very interesting and nice people

>>212059062 (OP)
Vampire would be the best. I wouldn't think about how I wasted my life, because my life would be infinite.

>>212059234
yes
big, tough, tall, and built. also retaining your intelligence but more animalistic/impulsive

>>212059062 (OP)
hot immortal vampire or ghost maybe

>>212059353
Then is It even a choice lol
Werewolf easily, not only you live centuries and are strong af while still intelligent, but women love werewolves

>>212059062 (OP)
Being a vampire fucking sucks. You basically only remove natural death and add increased strength,agility and stealth but keep almost all things that would kill a normal human but add extra weaknesses as well.
>stake through the heart
that would kill anyone vamp or not
>garlic
doesn't kill humans
>sun
doesn't kill humans
>silver weakness
if you follow vamp lore about them having weaknesses to silver at least...anyway doesn't kill humans
>crucifixes
doesn't kill humans
>can't cross bodies of water
>can't enter a house uninvited
>must feast on human blood which draws attention to themselves making them hunted in the end
Vampires are objectively a dogshit tier existence.
Werewolves on the other hand...only a silver weakness. Nothing else. That's it. And you can avoid eating human flesh so you can live an entire life unbothered by humans as one. Increased strength and agility to the outmost like the vamp but with none of the downsides. You are basically a meta human with almost none of the weaknesses.

>>212059460
>You are basically a meta human with almost none of the weaknesses.
what about the amnesia and proneness to harming loved ones?

>>212059507
Loved ones?

>>212059062 (OP)
Edi Rama: Shut the fuck up

>>212059520
nigga has never read The Family of the Vourdalak baka

>>212059265
Sounds lonely and seething. Do I have to be lonely and seething?

>>212059062 (OP)

I would like to be one of those Backrooms victim guys except I just find a comfy spot that respawns food, toilet and books and I just stay there safely out of reach and the thing never shifts

>>212059287
Skinwalker is extremely based I dream of being a shapeshifting entity every day. But vampire immortality is also very alluring. Probably vampire. Gotta get out of Brazil first though.

>>212059062 (OP)
i'm already a ghost

>>212059062 (OP)
Werewolf bf kthx.

at least a vampire can live among people and choose to die at some point, so that
imagine being stuck here forever
>>212059151
the duality of man lmao