Thread 212060447

Prev >>212058971
baseball edition

damn cum reaches limit so fast

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/movies/reader-ballot-movies-21st-century.html

Well, /int/?

First for creme brulee

remember this?

>>212060470
Boomers pissed and creamed their panties over this

>>212060466
Only at peak hours

>>212060468
I like all of these, but City of God was overrated

I think there's a Canadian poster here who applauds posts he thinks are lame for his own cruel ends

Sportin' fresh Guess, you got the Nautica and the Hilfiger
Say you want my number,nigga,you just meta gold digger
Collectin' from your bitch,or your slut, if you got the nerve
Niggas chargin' hoes, them the ones that I'm down to serve
I see you ridin' clean, burnin' rubber in that Chevy thang
Ballin' down Parkway, dicks out the ass, mane
Hoes on your nuts ain't gettin' paid, see you bullshittin'
Nickel dime bitches step aside cause' plenty I'ma get
Say you wanna fuck a ho, can you fuck a greedy girl?
Fiendin' for your money, it ain't funny, make you lick my pearl
Silly sucker, side busters known to be my first hit
Rubbers for your dick of any color, you can take your pick

>>212060447 (OP)
you stole my pic anon!!!! not cool

Tell me something you've learned in the past 12 days, I mean really learned

>>212060447 (OP)
béisbol!

I hate women

>>212060468
the way Viggo wastes those dudes in his yard in AHOV is fucking brutal

As if I'd share my wisdom with an unestablished nameposter

It doesn't matter who I am. I'm all up in your shit so what the fuck?

>>212060498
Matthew Zazueta has passed away from a drug overdose

>>212060468
The Departed is an enormously overrated movie.

drinking milk

>>212060498
you gotta burn local like Jon Bernthal or you ain't gully

>>212060537
Wisdom for the ages

>>212060498
a girl I went out with a few times told me that sprouts have a much higher chance of carrying salmonella. Not sure how true that is but it is def an interesting fact.

>>212060468
gay as fuck, first reformed and the departed get a pass

>>212060555
it's true because of their tubular shape, bacteria is harder to rinse out of them

>>212060553
>t. Non-global freezer

>>212060555
Im not sure but I'd bet on it

>>212060544
I thought it is in the best tradition of cruel cop thrillers like To Live And Die In LA, LA Confidential and The Bad Lieutenant

>>212060560
>>212060468

>No Country for Old Men isn't on there
>True Grit isn't on there
>The Revenant isn't on there
>Collateral isn't on there
>12 Years a Slave isn't on there

also, Q&A with Nick Nolte, that is such an underrated classic of bad policing, nevermind Rampart

the big bombs will fall all over america

Well that's ridiculous and unacceptable

>>212060608
>Gets beheaded

>>212060598
no cohen movie should be on that list
i put 3 tom cruise movies so that will tell you i know collateral and its a masterpiece
>12 years of slaves unironically
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212060617
>he fell for the jew anti immigrant propaganda
>sees flag
checks out

Sabrina lookin r o u g h

Russian.

>>212060621
*2

>>212060621
If you don't like 12 Years a Slave you're a fag honestly, it's a great movie.

>>212060551
I drink half a gallon of milk a day

shit just aint bussin frfr no cap

>>212060560
This has to be bait

Would you rather take $20k pay cut or go 3 months without sex?
You can't kill yourself

>>212060653
I wouldn't.

>>212060572
>>212060568
now you know this cool fact too, make sure to spread the knowledge

>>212060647
I don't watch movies that are not about people getting their guts blown off anymore tbth, though I make an exception for Wes Anderson.

>>212060468
> Reader's Choice
the average person is retarded. any popular vote poll is worthless.

May I speak?
Surely you have come in peace
And we present ourselves to you
in warm and respectful welcome.
Our only problem being an
internal one, of concern only to us...
...why have you come, Caesar?

talmbout sum bussy when i'm all bout dat Trussy

>>212060660
One answer Russian.

>>212060675
i'm always jealous of people born with good genetics

>>212060661
u wouldn't, what?

>>212060672
Thankfully I contributed to the poll with my based opinions >>212060629

>>212060674
ohhh Falstaff ovah heah

>>212060647
>torture porn
>here is brad pitt to show thru exposition why slavory is LE BAD
yeah mmmkay, shit taste i guess or straight up dumbness

best movie of the last quarter century

uhhh sir uhh u uhh got a dirty air filter uhh dat'll be like uh $85 to replace it with uhh da uhh da clean one uhh u wanna do it??

>>212060647
I dont watch movies. can't even tell when was the last time I watched one

>>212060699
*slavery

>>212060700
I'd say Uncut Gems. idk, I can't remember anything else

As we all know, when the father
of both Ptolemy and Cleopatra died...
...he named the two of them
to rule jointly over Egypt.
Rome was appointed their guardian
and the executor of his will.
I have come in the name of Rome to ask
why Cleopatra has been deposed...
...to resolve the differences
between her and King Ptolemy...
...and to see that they peacefully
resume their joint rule of Egypt.

>>212060675
Remember when Trump said he wants to have sex with his own daughter

>>212060706
me neither

>>212060700
if you are a gay 17 year old twink, sure so

>>212060700
Best soundtrack of the last quarter century for sure

>>212060705
lmfao imagine ever going to one of these shitlube places

>>212060699
slavery is LE BAD thoughbeit, and niggas were enslaved for hundreds of years. it's not some niche corner of history that only gets trotted out to make ytpipo feel bad, it's just normal American history.

though Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy with Gary Oldman also kicked ass. It was an apotheosis of the spy film, no spy film erefore was this sinister, confusing and remote

I am handsome

>>212060705
damn my air filter has like 1000 million billion ridges on it

slavery never ended

Gary Okdman is the greatest actor of the last 60 years.

>>212060719
these movies are the reason why our perception of love is fucked up. Romcoms have fucked the brains of these bitches

>>212060740
ytpipo tried to get the browns to stop doing the slavery but it didn't work

>>212060717
also, that Trump movie where he rapes his wife was so fucking good, only Matthew Strong overacted, he tried for that series-movie gap and missed it a little bit. But that Romanian guy who looks like Luke Skywalker? Mwah!

>>212060744
The meme of romantic love began in the middle ages, kiddo

It's not eomcona what did it

>>212060740
slavery never started

>>212060757
it did and it was started by the Jews

>>212060731
why would i watch a movie that tells me something i already know?

I'm gonna take a piss, finish my I've cream cup and go to bed. Ta, all

>>212060755
the movies have reinforced the opinions of these bitches that they'll accidentally meet a chad during christmas shopping who'll settle for them and raise their half-nigger kids. Absolutely vile shit

you think they're gonna stop tracking this because it didn't show what they wanted it to?

>>212060754
>rapes his wife
What did he do next, steal his own car?

>>212060740
lincoln freed the slaves so they can go be chainless slaves at fucking general motors and ford

>>212060768
See, you're starting to see things from John Carpenter's perspective. Wherefore a movie that doesn't kick fucking ass?

What about the fact that some slaves were disobedient or lazy like the nigger jim

we should get a president who renames saturday to caturday

>>212060779
marital rape exists, Pajeet

finna sneed up in this bitch

>>212060775
I guess so. I don't see what other reason they would have.

>>212060781
im on carpenter's side all my life brother
no way you can call 12 years a slave a good movie if you share that view

A government-run super market
I never heard of such a thing

>>212060801
Saskatchewan has government run liquor stores.

>>212060801
with how aggressive cops are to Walmart shoplifters it might as well be a government supermarket

i watch tons of body cam vids and cops LOVE serving Walmart's corporate interests

>>212060783
>It is with heavy heart that I now choose to listen to my conscience and outlaw rednecks forever. If you are of the Scots-Irish inclination then I promise you you will be hunted down and put into a FEMA camp for re-education
WDYD?

>‘ELIO’ had the worst box office opening for a Pixar film ever with $21M domestically.
remember when Pixar made the best movies around?

>>212060816
they died with their best movie, toy story 3

Walmart is the town square

>>212060814
The germans are worse than the scotch-irish
They're newcomers, like the irish

>>212060816
never even heard of it

I heard once that the reason cum is white is the sperm. There are so many white little guys that it looks like the ejaculate itself is white. If it weren't for them, it would be a clear fluid

Ontario has provincially owned liquor stores and they look like this.

>>212060585
>shit that didn't happen for 500, Alex

White american heritage ranked
1) British (English, Welsh, Scottish, Scotch-Irish)
2) German
3) Italian
4) Irish
5) all the rest

The best move I've seen since the start of the 22st century is Ponyo

>>212060841
just think about it
no more trailer parks
no more meth labs
no more biker gangs

>>212060853
Fucking Russian looking.

>>212060660
I've gone 30 years without sex so I'll be fine

>>212060866
Two typos in one sentence
Yeah I'm leaving the thread

>>212060881
don't let the door hit your bussy on the way out

>>212060660
I can literally just jerk off

>>212060881
yeah but you got dubs

Might have to fully commit to the teachings of Jesus

>>212060932
lesbian HOE

They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her

>>212060942
just don't go hitting Jewish stock traders with a stick

imagine how sexual america would be with a light-skinned mommy president
fuark bros....

>>212060970
DJOO KILLD ER!
JER NAME WAS ELIA MARTEL!
DJOO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF JER!
DJOO KILLD JER CHEELDREN!

his dad made him smoke weed

>>212060932
fukkin big dick doug here...damn

my autistic son has to chief that loud as soon as he wakes up or else he starts screaming

I stood there in the courtroom like a fool
And those two bastard..They smile at me

9/11 was 300 years ago

I don’t deserve to live but I also don’t deserve to die

made this 10 years ago

>>212061037
no one deserves anything ever just take what you can get and get away with what you can get away with

It doesn't matter what you deserve, you get what you get

>>212061048
you musta spent a lot of time on r9k

>>212061032
i deserve sex with her at the time this picture was taken

There must be lots of ways to make money concerning poop since most people don’t want to be anywhere near poop

>>212061061
Last pull.

>>212061061
as a kid yeah I did
my life is wayyyyy better now just give it time and find your own way

>>212061070
Done.

hey cum, you wanna play a game of darkey 10 pins with me?

*gives it time*
*dies*

bedtime for this guy gn

>>212061085
Annoying voice..

>>212061085
arrr, Darkey Ten-Pins, where dous't thou hail from, ye salty dog?

>>212061090
why are you posting this fucking hog

There are some real bad hombres in this thread, some uniquely evil individuals

>>212061132
why are you being such a hater

>>212061135
thas rite

I watched the new Jurassic Park movie tonight and realized my gf looks like Scarlett Johansson but with wavy hair.

>>212061155
>and realized my gf looks like Scarlett Johansson
you better hope not cause then she's way out of your league and is gonna dump you

>>212061155
https://voca.ro/1fzbtWU4qH5s
Hyper.

>>212061163
Scared to click on this

goodnight

>>212061161
That's rude to say, but yes she is very beautiful.

>>212061143
that guy is ugly and fat and gross

peppa pig whacked tony at the end of the sopranos

Have been on a nofap for 12hrs now, but currently getting the urges

i like it when my gf tells me about guys she's been with before

>>212061175
good night, hun

>>212061228
Seriously dead.

>search booru
>no cenk uygur soyjack
zoomerbros wtf

>>212061250
I'm sure soyjack predates zoomtards

>>212061247
why do write fucking cryptic messages? just fucking say what you wanna say? i don't wanna solve puzzles at 2am

>>212061206
it was Steve Perry from South Detroit (which sources say is Windsor, Ontario)

Imagine Yang actually won

>>212061250
if I was 60 years old and reading this I'd have a heart attack cause I'd think the Soviets are invading!

>>212061271
He was on the ballot?

>>212061048
looking through my old folder

man those threads were retarded, I miss them

>>212061282
why is pepe torturing poor ol wojak??

>>212061299
trying to take back the meme from the evil normalfags o algo

>>212061299
don't remember, what I do remember was that the point was to stop normies from appropriating the meme

as we can see today it failed miserably and the era of true OC and memes are long gone

How should I feel about my gf's sister getting married?

>>212061332
which one is prettier among the sisters?

>>212061340
What does that have to do with it? My gf of course is the prettiest. Besides her I guess this sister. This is the sister she's closest with.

>>212061332
jesus fucking christ, are you a gang member? what a question!

>>212061361
What?

>>212061355
i've been chatting up with this girl and I cant decide which sister is prettier. The thing is their mom looks like shit but both sisters are pretty hot.

>>212061321
Me when I see a girl's sandals with imprints from her feet

I've been an adult for ten years and I just realized my dad never taught me anything about women. The most he ever did was ask "So, is there a girl at school your interested in?" maybe once or twice and that's it.

Never seen Harry Potter or Star Wars or Lord of the rings

>>212061373
>eyy, is it presentable in da eyes of da family for my gf's sister to get married with a shtoonad or should I introduce the groom to the fishes, gabeesh?

>>212061390
lotr is good

>>212061390
>Harry Potter
npc shit

>>212061394
Yeah I get the feeling it might be. I’ll watch it when i get a girlfriend

>>212061328
>>212061320
I always said they needed to make pepe racist and the normalfags would stop posting him but nobody wanted to do it.

and then nikki minaj posted a pepe and it was OGRE 5eva

>>212061394
in the literary version the segue the bit about a creature much like a Hobbit who wanted to give his grandmother a present for her birthday is still one of the funniest things I've ever read. And I've read Three Men On A Boat and the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy!

>>212061392
He seems like a good guy

>>212061390
>Harry Potter
only seen the first two
>Lord of the rings
watched it for the first time a month ago, it's great

I meant the segue into the bit for the main story

from the main story, damn, whatever, I don't need to prove that I know English. I've read Henry James, you dogs!

2:07 AM

The Hobbit was my favorite book as a kid. My grandpa bought it for me when I was 8 or 9 and I read it a ton. This was before I was even aware of what The Lord of the Rings was. This is how things should be.

>>212061470
2:08 AM

>>212061473
But to this day have you read The Three Impostors?

Let it be known that mikey was here

>>212061485
>>212061470
its just past 11 here in the great state of california

gooning to this thread

The first watch as they say in the Bible

>>212061485
>>212061470
2:11. gonna sleep in 10mins

>>212061534
gn

an underrated aspect of traveling is finding new and interesting public bathrooms to poop in

>>212061556
Poland.

>>212061556
I saw a Tunisian bathroom once. It...was not like watching paint dry. It was the very opposite of that.

Im fat

can't see the word "bentley" without that stupid russian whore's voice popping into my head

Nobody is denying the Holocaust. We're just praising German carpentry for their airtight wooden doors and picture windows.

>>212061655
Dead/Died. https://voca.ro/1oIGflmBghXK

>>212061661
>if Wes Anderson had balls of steel...

>>212061619
hi fat im anon

>>212061674
apologize for saying that, bot.

>>212061679
Get a grip, green.

has anyone ever clicked one of the bots links? what does it contain?

Fumbled a baddie. Gonna kms

>>212061828
It's going to be okay

I still haven't figured out a better internet passtime than posting quotes from the racist robbers from Dragged Across Concrete on /tv/. Hail, Zahler!

>>212061722
Looks raped

umm...makes u think

>>212061828
how?

>>212062033
boomers are the worst of mankind. I don't get along with boomers at all. I instantly get hostile in the presence of boomers. That's why I was worried when this girl wanted me to meet her mom. Glad that I kept a straight face

>>212062068
sounds like you have issues besides just boomers.

>>212062087
I do have issues, but those result from the actions/ inactions of boomers. I hold them responsible

I just ate 9xspring roll and my stomach hurts. Those have a lot of cabbage in them so I'm guaranteed to have some really gnarly farts soon.

>>212062117
chinese ones?

you have my permission to cum

Okay time for bed

some days you're the elephant and some days you're the peanut

>>212062145
Waiting.

>>212062169
Move.

fleshlights can simulate a mouth or an ass well but they cannot at all replicate a tight pussy

If I were a nigger, why, you'd be sorry!

Just did a big diarrhea shit! Holy shit that was a big gush. Woof.
>>212062125
No, frozen ones.

yeah, i'm gooning. what about it

>>212062242
COD.

molymeme is back with some words of wisdom for you incels

>>212062268
did you see his "leg day" pic lol

a girl definitely likes me, we had a friend movie night and she wants to plan something "just the two of us" next time

>>212062268
seems more directed at sex-havers who are choosing to remain childless

>>212062320
uhh he's specifically talking about the people who have been psyop'd into being sterile

which would be incel freaks in particular

>>212062350
there's hardly a psyop. it's too expensive. should that really be considered a psychological operation

>>212062350
>psyop'd into being sterile
sterile =/= celibate, he's clearly talking about choosing to remain childless not choosing not to have sex

>>212062368
>it's too expensive.
good thing the people pushing it have stolen trillions of dollars and don't care about money

i like when young dickheads begin making 50k a year and start acting like they're the big man

>>212062396
same result, wonder why you're nitpicking on irrelevant things here

>>212062305
Good luck anon happy 4 u

>>212062433
>alright so i'm wrong but stop pointing it out
ok w/e, have fun with your baiting
thread's dead anyway so i'll just sleep

>>212062528
yeah scurry off to bed, sleep well knowing you were blatantly wrong and lost the debate

>>212062542
Maybe a car though, lock me up i guess

>>212062632
Last but nit least you wouldn't get it.

DOWN BY THE RIVERRRRRRR
I SHOT MY BABYYYYYYYYYYY

>>212062720
Heil hitler mein kampf. Du bist Jude!!!

for how much I fantasize about being pegged it never actually feels good when I do

the threads they'll delete on /tv/ vs the threads they keep up is crazy
i don't understand how these jannys and admins operate

Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers. No shortage of patriots.

>>212062956
Volunteers at what? The poop store?

I know you understand.

>>212062978
Stop.

>>212062978
Even the bot wants you to stop beating around the bush

Jews..

Mexican food kind of sucks

https://youtu.be/Ld9n0TL0EsA bear pie

the faggot from monterrey no longer posts his face

>>212063359
Jews shit on everthing that looks good.

I wish I had someone to share my flatulence with

>>212063383
Needs good shoes and bathroom fight.

wew lad
wew
https://youtu.be/Is3R4ie21Mc

>>212063383
If I get a wife one day, will she love me even if I fart a lot?

https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14
https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14
https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14

SEVEN ON ELEVEN SNAKE EYES WATCHING YOU
DOUBLE UP OR QUIT DOUBLE STAKE OR SPLIT

Things really do be happening

banned from /v/ award

>>212064197
grok is this true

>he doesn't use the auxiliary-out on his computer to record music on YouTube to tape
Ngmi

Canada Day is one week from now :)

Never make the same mistake twice

>>212064556
Caspere knew this

“My soul, will you ever be good, simple, individual, bare, brighter than the body that covers you? Will you ever taste the disposition to love and affection? Will you ever be complete and free of need, missing nothing, desiring nothing live or lifeless for the enjoyment of pleasure?”

>>212062720
Love the solo

>>212060468
Whiplash was a great movie, and The Lives of Others was good too

Here is a song from Whiplash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38CRu1rCaKg

>>212060560
>Avatar
Why? It's just CGI slop.

gm

>>212065964
Good morning Jose

woke up sweaty (it's already 77 out)

>>212066735
Brits be like:
>it's 25 degrees outside
Yanks be like:
>yo cody it's 77 out my dude

Wow, orange man seems to be pissed off by Israel.

[burps]

>>212066975
Probably called him a Nazi again for hindering the extermination of Palestine.

>>212067546
[licks your ass]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the west that any criticism of the Israeli government is a form of bigotry.

>>212067561
No, Israelis keep bombing Iran despite the agreed ceasefire.

>>212067651
I got that white like Peewee Herman got that green like kermit my bitch from Germany

>cody
An accurate American name would be something like Conrad Lakota O'Neil Operator Fitzpatrick "Book of Leviticus" Ramirez

For me it's Zion, Illinois

>>212067651
Was there an agreed ceasefire or did Trump simply tweet that there was one?

>>212067796
Well, at least Trump thought that both sides agreed to it.

I saw Mihai today (in my dreams)

>>212064853
Whoever the fuck that is
I would

looking incredibly grim itt

>>212068723
Wow that must really improve your browsing experience

SAD what autism does to a nigga SAD

He is not mad at bibi, he's full of shit. He got blowback and now theyre doing kayfabe as a credibility enhancing display. It's damage control.

>>212068746
it does actually because I can avoid your abysmal posts and trigger you at will by screenshotting it (like I just did)
shan't be unhiding your next reply, sit and simmer

>>212068723
Europeans provide high quality posts. You're just cheating yourself.

good morning

Is there anything more revolting than watching a pretty woman put on her makeup?
Carefully dabbing her face, a decoration I can't enjoy

>/cum/ has survive the night
>and I am now sipping some fresh covfefe

i predicted the great nothing ever happens of 2020 and 2025, now i’m betting big on something happening

Use this for the new
>>212068783
You always read all the hidden posts

>>212069961
ew why the fuck would that be the new

>>212070098
We love and miss Mihai

>>212068866
What's so good about it? Fuck you

>>212070261
You’re healthy
You live in the greatest country to ever exist
Clean air fills your lungs

New
>>212070331
>>212070331
>>212070331