Thread 212060534

Aprendo Portugues pra sexo com Brancas

>>212060534 (OP)
smt

based

>>212060534 (OP)
not cool we already have too few of them
you can fuck our pardas but leave the brancas alone

>>212060534 (OP)
good thread

>>212060534 (OP)
Nada disso

>>212060534 (OP)
Eu aprendi isso no passado mas solo encontrei uma parda evangélica em minha cidade
Agora uso a língua pra cantar canções da samba e nada mais

>>212060631
Eu Prefiro a Bossa Nova, mas gosto o samba de raiz. por que samba?

>>212060631
>>212060694
you need to practice the articles more

>>212060631
>>212060694
i prefer MPB

>>212060694
There are some Samba gems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWlaCj776_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdvZkPP0aUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okba9phZ8nE

>only 5 percent of the population has some knowledge on english
>only 1 percent is completely fluent.
are they too busy having sexo with each other and playing soccer on a tropical paradise beach that they don't need to learn it? is the life that great there?

>>212060910
> is the life that great there?
no but people are not so desperate to leave the country yet and we have no studycel culture

>>212061068
will it get to that point? cus if thats the case, i should go there asap, tbqhf

>>212061115
>will it get to that point?
if commies keep hijacking the country yea
just look at what happened to venezuela it used to be one of the richest countries in south america
now there are venezuelans everywhere

>>212061156
are the politics really that bad over there? also, what do you guys think of Californians. everyone hates us here, so you can see why i want to not have an american woman, haha.

also, thank you for answering my questions, brasil bro.

>>212061234
>are the politics really that bad over there?
it's bad but we're not totally screwed yet compared to some other countries
the future looks grim tho
>what do you guys think of Californians.
idk what brazilians think but i'm not a fan especially if you're one of those liberal types

>>212060534 (OP)
Português é o idioma mais preto da Terra. Mais que o swahili ou o fulani.

>>212061367
no, im in limbo. don't want to date the liberal nutters, and don't want to date the crazy maga protestants. i will say other than politics, living here is phenomenal.

>>212061511
i see but i just can't dissociate california from politics
my favourite US state is probably florida

eu tou aprendendo português brasileiro e as vezes fica muito chato porque a nação inteira de 200 milhões de habitantes não produz nenhum conteúdo interessante
o /bra/ e 1500 são horríveis tambem
do better

>>212061601
your fault for learning an useless language

>>212061601
Read Machado de Assis.

>>212061601
should have learned japanese for good content nigga
>o /bra/ e 1500 são horríveis tambem
you need to dig better to find a brazilian group/site that you like

>>212061638
I'm slowly reading Memórias Póstumas, it's pretty good (but I don't really care about 19th century social criticism). Gonna read Capitães da Areia after that.

>>212061665
I guess so. My impression so far is that they all must be on uatizape/feicibuque, there's nothing on the open internet

The only Brazilian content I really enjoy watching is Kaio D'Elaqua, it's entertaining and also incredibly helpful as a foreigner

>>212061601
Pra falar a verdade, você precisa ter um QI muito alto pra entender as novelas da Globo.

>>212061750
You should try getting your hands on a compilation of Nelson Rodrigues short stories. Modern setting, sober writing style, very grounded. He was a bit of a shitposter, though. Dalton Trevisan has a similar writing style but a bit less cynical.

>>212061601
kek
pega um pdf da imagem relacionada
vai dar altas risadas