Thread 212066821

Conflict Zone edition

Conflict Zone is a war-themed real-time strategy game, developed by MASA Group and published by Ubi Soft for PlayStation 2 on August 16, 2002.

Did anyone else play this?

https://youtu.be/4oNrMaGNOWw example video

>>212066821 (OP)
Rape the disabled

Fuck sake why are we being blamed for everything now

>>212066821 (OP)
you made this thread when the last one was still under 310 posts
that's against the rules
you'd better be more careful next time

sir peel banana

will be heading to the toilet for a brief defecation session

I just turned 28
....

its so over

So why would a dark brown woman say "up the tories" to me as an opening line?

>>212066800
both retarded and evil
a terrible combination

Israel has blamed the UK for Abrahamic religion

>>212066863
That's not a rule you autistic subhuman. This thread was posted at 310. that's literally the only thing that matters

what are you reading rn?

More of a Red Alert 2 man myself

mad to think that im english
could have been any nationality but god in his almighty wisdom decided to bless me by making me english

nth for the baddiedem

>>212066878
kek this was me eight years ago

um bongo subedish

>>212066903
forgot how to read sadly

>>212066878
it hasn't even begun lad, your 20s are for figuring out who you are and being a neurotic virgin freak, your 30s are for making things happen

>>212066900
that's incorrect
if there are two /brit/ threads under 310 in the catalogue it is considered spamming/flooding
I'm letting you know, because if you keep doing it you'll end up getting banned

Trump effin and jeffin on live telly

>>212066939
It's not too late, I still have a couple of years to reinvent myself when I'm 30

>>212066905
used to play this on the LAN that a local ISP set up across three or four streets in my area as a bonus to providing us with internet

>>212066945
probably because some schizo spammer was in the threads and the mods banned him and all his posts got deleted, many such cases

>>212066926
screaming

thinking about the innocent child version of me playing spyro 20 years ago, not a clue what the future would hold

>>212066986
Was a kino game and so was medievil

>>212066986
Chest pains viewing this image

going to buy more drugs when i get paid on friday

>>212066986
Thinking about how you clearly have no mates to bore with this dull musing

>>212067010
why

>>212066939
i feel so old. The world is no longer familiar

>>212066929
Went to the Congo and absolutely no-one drinks it
Advertising Standards should throw the book at them

the watch
https://youtu.be/XxORUYxVvVg

mum said my skin looks better lately, not sure if it's because i haven't had any booze in a few weeks or if i've been using cetaphil

>>212066979
nope

>>212067012
You should be killed
You've spent all morning here seething about what others are posting, never offering anything good of your own

>>212066939
I'm 36 I hope I can make some things happen any day now.

Nothing worse than when a lass you don't care about keeps talking about wanting to kill themselves

i think if you're sad listening to the frank sinatra song "that's life" is better than any self-help

>>212067036
love drugs me, love them more than sex with girls even, my dick doesn't function right when i'm on the gear you see, and i consider that a worthwhile sacrifice

>>212067054
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

>>212067055
____ _______ ___ __ ___ ____?

>>212067053
republic or democratic republic?

think it's all newfag teenagers on at this hour
I'll be back when the adults are here

>>212067075
find something to be passionate about, obsess over it, aim to be the best at what you do

if your sad just be happy mate

>2 years NEET
>5 years since getting the degree
I don't know how people with lives even worse than mine cope, I have no hope left that I can just return to work and get a job now, it feels too late

should l wank and what to?

>>212066939
i'm 35 and the only thing i've achieved in my 30s is an even more embarrassing alcohol problem

>>212066986
For me it was Simpsons Hit and Run

time for another radish sandwich i think

>>212067122
Youre a yank and a fraud and you're just mad you weren't able to make some annoying yank new, aren't ya

>>212067148
Yes
BBC

Sky News censoring Trump saying 'fuck' what absolute melts, even BBC News showed it uncensored

>>212067145
i'm 35
i've never had a real full time job
never had a girlfriend
never been on a date
never had sex
have a drinking problem

>>212067186
ktim

>>212067158
Imagine not having played Simpsons Hit and Run

rorke taking pride in his dry flaky red complexion and greasy hair

accidentally got tomato sauce flavoured walkers instead of ready salted. day ruined thanks a lot walkers.

Mad how suicide is never the answer

did an absolutely MASSIVE poo out of nowhere lads, completely outside my regular rhythm

literally didn't know I had it in me

>>212067112
Not sure, it was dark

Can someone else engage with my posts about Simpsons Hit and Run otherwise I'll keep replying to myself

As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe.

Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

>>212067233
grow up

>>212067223
Yeah, mad in the sense not true at all. Suicide is obviously the answer to many things. Depression, pain, hopelessness, fear, loneliness

>>212067186
>>212067194
The thing is that I had a good trajectory and potential which I've completely destroyed by doing fuck all for the last two years with nothing to show for it, and nothing can stop me now

Need an album recommendation. Post something I can listen to in <60 mins

>>212067219
peng flavour and they brought back the worcester sauce flavour too PENGERS

>>212067223
It is if you have a painful terminal illness

>>212067256
Roy Orbison - In Dreams

'ate football me.
It's just one billionaire saying "my millionaires could beat your millionaires" to another billionaire.
Reckon not one person from Manchester works for Manchester football squad or whatever the fuck.

>>212067256
arcade fire the suburbs

I've lost nearly all my friends and family over the last two years. Imagine being so unlikeable that your oldest friends and parents all decide that they're better off without you. The people who've all known you the longest and closest deciding that they can't or won't go on with you in their lives.

you can't swear before 9pm

>>212067254
cope af
i had girls hitting on me at 13 brought up in a wealthy family
was too picky, shy and self absorbed to do anything but watch my life sail away from me

Actually you can listen to Roy Orbison's Crying, and In Dreams, combined listening time just 61 minutes and 20 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=585UgrLx_ZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAKrLwQzV90

>>212067223
so true

>>212067304
tbf going by this post you do seem that unlikeable haha x

>>212067304
were you outed as a nonce?

>singular corsa doing a tyre change on the hard shoulder
>signs go STRANDED VEHICLE and 50mph limit for miles in either direction
why are smart motorway jannies like this

>>212067280
popping this on. if this is shit I am going to shag my voodoo doll I have of you up the arse

>>212067295
will be on next.

>>212067256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiAkdoETqNA

>>212067304
don't like you either fuck off

Just finished the interview. Don't like how the interviewers always have judgemental, slightly annoyed, look on their face. You have no idea if you said something good or the most retarded shit they've ever heard in their lives.

bit hostile in here. let's keep it chill, yeah?

>>212067405
Should have knocked those cunts out

>>212067345
no, as a rorke

>>212067382
yeah but you're not a person and I never asked your opinion because it's worthless

Australian-style points-bases system
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulations_on_television_programming_in_Australia

>>212067405
>Don't like how the interviewers always have judgemental, slightly annoyed, look on their face.
they are HR adjacent

>>212067427
how were you outed as a rorke?

I must remember to book my cars MOT today

>>212066862
Yes, fuck the british scum.

>>212067463
Hope the brakes fail on the way there

>>212067463
Oh yeah same

Don't understand the race cuck fantasies. I reckon anyone who's into that shit should be gassed Auschwitz style.

>>212067493
Hope your cars collide

>>212067486
*rapes you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGNkOIoUX6g

Love these Americans x

>>212067510
Love it
Used to disgust me but now its all i wank to

I bought eggs this morning and I just checked now and there’s a fucking chicken feather in it what should I do

>>212067560
deep fry

>>212067560
go to the customer service desk and inform them

>>212067560
Why didn't you check in the shop

>>212067575
I’m at home now though

Mental how some peoples lives basically end at around age 16 but they have to carry on "living" for 70 more years. Thinking of people who didn't go to Uni, leave their hometown for London/abroad, date around, start building a good career, travel etc. Oh my days it's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.

>>212067223
it is in this case
>>212067560

>>212067596
I was in a rush

I got the poison
I got the remedy

>sir kier just announced mass draft for niggers/mudslimes
>White man get to stay in the country and “look” after their woman
CORRRRRR BASED KIER LETTING YS SHAG SOME HIJAB PUSSY

>>212067603
what about people like me who have all the advantages:
white male
upper middle class
iq tested at 125
good grades despite putting minor effort in
two degrees
loving family
what do i have to show for it?
36 years old
never had a real job
never had a girlfriend or been on a date
never had sex
have almost no friends

>>212066924
Built for BWC
>>212066926
He’s unironically not wrong

>>212067629
are deegz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGcqkqB-pIE
Some heart warming tunage today. in a romantic mood

Gave your mum the rhythmical remedy if you catch my drift

>>212067650
Online IQ tests aren’t accurate they gave me 115 yet I struggle with basic addition

every day at this time, a man who looks exactly like the singer from nickelback walks past my office

>I've had sex thousands of times at about 18% body fat
>You're an incel fussing over your calories like a faggot
>We are not the same

wish deegs was here to make sense of all this iran nonsense for us nitwits

I did an IQ test 15 years ago aged 21 and got 127.

>>212067560
its a fucking feather mate who cares

>>212067687
it's him

>>212067560
should buy them in lidl the eggs are pristine, 6p a carton. bigger and taste better than any other egg as well

Leftypol calling up FSA because there's a little bit of chicken poo on his egg

>>212067704
I’m talking about hygiene mate I assume the feather came from its arse
>>212067727
I got it in Aldi

Israel to bomb by 7pm

>>212066926
kek

bought 3 dozen eggs and one of them had a feather on it. binned the lot

>Andrew Steele, a longevity scientist and author, has stated that genetics plays the largest role in determining a person's life expectancy and that no amount of the practices that Johnson is doing can change genetics.
mad how there's no point living healthy when your life expectancy is all down to genetics

>>212067686
who said it was an online iq test

>>212067753
forget aldi its a ripoff cult. go to lidl

>>212067757
>We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing
cackling. based retard.

>>212067759
Mad how all cause mortality significantly decreases when people are less obese

>>212067753
where do you think eggs come from fucking idiot

wow this lidl supermarket sounds great. cheaper than any other and far better quality too. we should all go there at all times for any purchases

>>212067759
>no amount of the practices that Johnson is doing can change genetics.
And who, pray tell, was claiming that it would?

>trump says the n-word
>follows up by saying the f-word
which word will be next lads?

>>212067631
don't believe you

>>212067811
bryan johnson

>>212067757
He better be careful insulting Israel like that or certain videos of him on Epstein island may be leaked

>>212067812
No way he said the n word

>>212067802
Aldi is cheaper than Lidl

>>212067819
When has he claimed to be changing his genetics

donald trump has just used the p-word in an interview with krishnan guru-murthy

>>212067830
he did. Nuclear

suckling a cherry cola nicotine pouch

>>212067753
mate

>>212067802
>far better quality too.
Lidl quality is shite, especially the fruit and veg but the meat is crap too
Obviously the bakery is okay

>>212067830
he did, after Medvedev provoked him

The world leader used a bad word in public did he? Ah yes, very statesmanlike. Grow up.

trump just called david lammy a filthy black bastard live on air lads

love Donald Trump me

>>212067874
So based

im built for bbc ngl

trump using the sort of language youd hear from aldi shoppers. language of the gutter

>>212067877
Mid
Wit

crazy how they actually kept the world in order

>>212067909
Literally everyone says fuck

*sips*

>>212066977
You had neighbours who played it too? Nice

>>212067560
happens sometimes, who cares?

Getting blacked

>>212067936
*nibbles the bottom of the container and drinks out of the runt hole*

>>212067936
don't know what those are but i'll have an orange pls

>>212067977
hello would you like a radish sandwich?

>>212067280
Gave it a listen and quite enjoyed it. Very nice recommendation.

>>212067295
Moving onto this now.

>>212067370
This'll be next.

I henceforth declare that the British state is a banned terrorist organisation due to its active support for and participation in the genocide in Gaza.
As a proscribed organisation I do not recognise the legitimacy of the terrorist organisation or the authority of it's members (courts, police, military) or if it's so-called laws.

>>212067874
for all tru's nonsense everynow and then he does this kinda pure chad shit that makes you really wonder whether he isnt some sort of genius

reckon they put the feathers in like they put the bees in honey to make it look "authentic"

im a big cock slut

>>212068033
shut up you smelly ugly paki

screaming

>>212068048
as in you're a slut for big cock, or are you a slut with a big cock?

willy wonka wank on the cards

my bussy just imploded

>>212067939
Yeah. We also played HoMM 3, Dungeon Siege, Rune: Halls of Valhalla, Quake 3, Shogo, Half Life & HL: Opposing Force, AoE 2, Diablo 2, THPS2, Sacrifice, Dungeon Keeper 2, Giants: Citizen Kabuto, and probaly some other games I forgot about. Crew of 7-8 lads around my age. Top tier fun, we still keep in touch.

>>212068060
whatever floats your boat hun x

Is kind of mad that most of UK politics is based around mollycoddling the petite bourgeoisie of coked-up car dealers who dodge paying tax and landlords who set fire to listed buildings they own to make more HMOs

A deeply sick country full of greed.

Just reported a post for racism

>>212068048
>>212068082
This is stupid I want to talk about vaginas

just witnessed someone announcing a report

i like a radish dipped in mustard
but radish is not sandwich material

>>212068096
Won't someone think of the small business owners and farmers?? (or as I like to call both groups, the little Hitlers)
The collapse of our Zionist, Nazi, bourgeois dictatorship is needed more urgently than ever

just witnessed a poo

rorke twerking for zesty mandem

have started finding the bloomberg news anchors sexy

Thinkin how easy life would be if my nobber was just a little bigger

What cologne do you lot wear? I've been sporting Joop Homme and Paco Rabanne 1 Million since I was 16, and I feel like I really ought to graduate onto something a bit more mature.

every minute i spend here is distracting me from what's actually important

lcd soundsystem is the best ganbd bevery made

>>212068159
I am Russian.

>>212068147
Bleu de Chanel mostly

>>212068126
bros eating like its the 15th century

>>212068159
huh?

quite literally doing a poo rn

>>212068147
l'eau d'issey

>>212068128
But like seriously, how do we make it so that David running his farm shop actually pays his staff their correct sick and holiday pay instead of just not doing so because he's a greedy twat?

It's a microcosm but it's representative of a huge moral black hole in our society.

I'm kind of a big deal

>>212068147
>Joop Homme and Paco Rabanne 1 Million
jay cartwright-core, this.

>>212068145
having a big willy is overrated imo

Yeah, then stop it and be a man mr the bladder system.

>>212068147
aventus green irish tweed

My harem of mentally ill self harming shut in NEET trannies....

Me after getting 5 (you)s on my shitpost

>>212068083
Oh yeah, we also managed to play through the entirety of the Baldur's Gate series with the same characters, from BG1, Tales of the Sword Coast, BG2 and Throne of Bhaal, importing characters throughout. I played a cleric named Susej.

It was a clusterfuck thought, took us many months and a ton of infighting.

most that closed were sold to be turned into flats

Wonder if Sir Keir Starmer has ever used a swear word

>>212068126
why not a nice jambon buerre (sorry about spelling)

I've just got a roll on deodorant from tescos

>>212068096
The world is full of greed. Our country does have a lot of greedy selfish cunts but so does every other country.

>>212068201
Stop this chaos

>>212068147
>Loewe 7 Cobalt
>Loewe Esencia Elixir
>Creed Green Irish Tweed
>Carolina Herrera Mystery Tobacco
Just need something really summery to round the collection out.

>>212068212
i do like a nice jambon beurre
without radish

Scandinavian or English or German or French is not my concern stop it.

imagine thinking you can trust a jew

>>212068237
perhaps a croque madam?

Understandable.

Getting a poo

Kill billionaires
Kill millionaires
Kill landlords
Kill fascists
Kill the priests and imams
Kill the right wing journalists
Redistribute the wealth from all of the above
Small business owners, farmers, liberals, labour supporters, middle classes all get sent to work/reeducation camps
Stick the "royals" in a grotty council flat in Bradford
The proletariat will take charge of things from here on out
That's the only way to fix it.

If you be a man and reckon it then you would get it.

>>212068246
my wife is jewish and i trust her

heathermong/asf has gone back to his commiemong LARP thing

lad at work accidentally said "niggertive" instead of "negative" and immediately went pale

>>212068298
no you don't

>>212068278
based

>The proletariat will take charge of things from here on out
I always been a firm believer that people who eat takeaways fourteen times a week and then complain that their bennies are too low should be entrusted with the running of the entire country

Yeah, thanks.

out

>>212068330
out

>>212068283
ummers

>>212068147
bellini deep

Why have cereal or toast for breakfast when you can get a doctor on a bike with a Just Eat bag to bring you a maccies muffin for 15 quid.

>>212068249
i'm not eating no croque tranny

>>212068330
it not right :(

Need to get my act together and start dressing better but everything decent is so fucking expensive

It is up.

I absolutely love reporting racist posts. Makes me howl seeing them get deleted and how much it makes chuds seethe. Did it to a Yank earlier and he came back after angrily resetting his IP and posted his ban warning so I knew I had rattled him.

I’ve finished my lunch break now and I will clear my phone browser history and go back to work so I won’t even cop a ban for this PSA. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>212068213
i've got a nivea one

>>212068325
Who exactly do you think built this country?
Who built the house you live in? The roads you drive? Operates the factories building your appliances? Cares for the sick and elderly?
It is a fascist myth that the proletariat are stupid or unskilled. Without the working class you are nothing.

Kicking spice addled mongs in the dome piece

NOT a fan of staff at the Aldi self scan going "alri I'll let you off... this time" whenever they approve my alcohol purchase

yes I look old fuck off

It's not a question of the west, sir. Please.

>>212068394
King

>>212068283
do you honestly think you, or even a paramilitary consisting of thousands of communists, could kill all those people before they killed you? they have strategic minds, a bias towards action, and access to personnel and resources. you'd be dead in your bunk bed before your second committee meeting.

eat the gf out fourteen times a week

>>212068452
Shit.

>>212068452
lucky girl

lol

>>212068449
have a british monarch on all my money

>>212068469
This.

>>212068450
You underestimate the strength and intelligence of the working class you despise so much.
Not to mention we greatly outnumbered the ruling classes.
But you are correct - Britain is a bourgeois, fascist shithole. It is an island at the heart of the imperial core.
The liberation of the British workers will require the revolutionary might of the entire world.

>>212068469
>total votes: 2,622
One me

>>212068494
shame you sided with darkies

>>212068452
Even when she's bleeding out clots and lumps of stinky fleshy gloop?

>>212068469
SCREAMING

Da da. Seriously stop.

>>212068469
why is their sickle chipped?

>>212068521
Thanks.

>>212068513
every week
and it's not that stinky

remembering when this french kid was in our class in primary school for like a couple of years and he was a sperg anyway but being french he was well different and at his birthday party his family was all french and they all bullied the shit out of him and his brother. i had arrived first and so having spent however long it was alone with the family i had a sense of loyalty to them and didn't join in the bullying

CORRRR

>>212068469
They aren't real communists. They deny the international nature of the proletariat and support wage labour.

>>212068309
Screaming

>>212068540
Deep.

Blindish. Help! AHHHHH.

Just don't understand Communists. The entire 20th century was a relentless demonstration of what a catastrophically shit system it was. Social democracy chads were totally vindicated, and the system only began to faulter because of our politicians thought/think a billion bomalians might help things.

>>212068533
just banter innit

>>212068567
Bruv.

What's wrong with fourth from the the right in fhe first ("Bottom") row? I bought a house just like it and it's nice.

raping a cock with my arse

>>212068516
supposed to also be a dove

Remember Richard B. Spencer?

>>212068569
remembered now that he actually later broke my toy dinosaur at show and tell and it genuinely was something i would think about for years after it upset me so much so fuck him and you

@

There's a rorke in my 'rari

>>212068567
yeah?
>>212068541
yeah?

>>212068567
The collapse of modern capitalist society and living conditions we see today is a burning condemnation of social democracy and neoliberalism
If you seriously believe they will ever allow you to just vote away they billionaire CEOs or to improve your living conditions?
No, bourgeois elections serve to give the illusion of democracy while simultaneously raping the workers
And when that fails, their last trick is always fascism, blame the other for every problem in the universe

>>212068469
>he thinks the communist party getting zero seats is noteworthy
Are you a zoomer or something?

>>212068607
Adore 2x2. If I were king I would bulldoze the monstrosities of the 50s-80s in our city centres and replaced them all with that gorgeous Georgian style.

>>212068609
https://voca.ro/1caMJZYEapvX

>>212068619
i'm glad he did and i would do it again

>>212068494
i think YOU underestimate the capabilities of millionaires and billionaires

Why's this lad here pretending to be commiemong

trump just said get the fucking disabled raped bigly on live tv

We are friends though. Sex.

>>212068607
kek 3rd from the bottom and 3rd from the right is me

>>212068378
just buy some denim jackets and blue jeans

>>212068636
Can't help but believe that you learnt these lines to try and shag commie birds at Uni. But when it became clear they wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot barge poll you just continued on with the bit to avoid looking like a total twat.

>>212068648
i hate you! hope you die!

social democrats and liberals are retarded

>>212068636
>The collapse of modern capitalist society and living conditions we see today is a burning condemnation of social democracy and neoliberalism
What collapse? We're all living fine

>>212068689
>>212068689
>>212068689

>>212068668
https://voca.ro/13zsCNmg7fdD

>>212068672
Never went to university, I'm working class.
>>212068653
A bullet kills them as easily as anyone else. They are only flesh.

>>212068674
*dances around frenchly*

I looks like scat.

Rebel against it.