911 what's your emergency?
>>212067915 (OP)I have terminal inceldom. Please send a hot goth nurse to be my gf.
>>212067915 (OP)I need an emergency titty fuck right now! ITS SERIOUS!!!!!
Foreskin stuck in zipper please help
>>212067915 (OP)all of the above plus I live in thirdie shithole, so my case is more urgent, please help
>>212067915 (OP)i can't feel my dick n balls